Brit/pol/ - Niel Horan edition

Day of Rage not even making the news.

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First for superior skimmed milk

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I feel like he was our last hope.

>>130816418
The Day of minor inconveniences is upon us. God save us all!

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Who do I talk to about the lack of ice cream in my constituency?

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Red pill from a red top.

>>130816418
*Day of mild annoyance

>live in a caravan
>claim bennies
>leave near the sea and go fishing for food
bretty comfy, feel sorry for you city rats, I refuse to pay taxes in this country ever again

>>130816577
>closet homosexual

Uh no. If he'd had his way we'd be part of the Reich.

anyone have rage stream? the old one went to shit.

Who do you want to be the Tory leader?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13248646
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13248646

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*blocks your path*

>>130816614
>dem prices

Fucking hell, is it 1986?

>>130816418
>Day of Rage

They do realise that's an islamist term?

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Going swimming in the sea in a minute lads

If you don't live by the sea you are missing out

If you live in London you are doubly missing out because it's shit in every possible way and doesn't even have a beach to make up for it

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Struggling with the lack of happenings.

Got used to so many, like a heroin addict, I just want more. That Brussels one last night had potential but didn't pan out.

Need something between now and the one at Glastonbury to fill the void.

How did I only just stumble across this now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSl8gWsFZ0

>>130816614
Anyone but the dirty pakis in the corner shop. Don't you have Sainsbury's, Morrison's?

>>130816340
>police clash with youths "brandishing machetes"

Are you trying to make London sound Brazil tier?

>>130816639
Considering the handouts they're all getting
>rage against the ka-ching

>>130816683
>closet homosexual
Don't defame him like that

>>130816577
Why didn't they implement his economic plan? Why!

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>>130816707

Why is there such a huge correlation between being a rabid Corbynista, and being a middle class white girl aged between 18 and 25.

>>130816697
we all want JRM but david davies is the most realistic guy whose actually good

My son asked me why the English football team isn't at the confederation cup.

I told him because they got knocked out in the world cup group stage by Costa Rica,and out of the euro round of 16 by Iceland.

>>130816697
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13248646

I wrote to Jacob Rees-Mogg and asked him if he was going to stand for leader when Cameron went.

His assistant replied saying he was flattered at the notion but would not be doing so.

Have a feeling that hasn't changed.

>>130816808
Yank, please

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/877566339291922432

>>130816614

If you buy anything other than a Twister or Croc you must be a nonce

Can't wait for mcgregor to KO floyd desu. Put 250 on mcgregor KO, pints one me after lads.

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>>130816634
spot on t b h

>>130816808
Brazil is London tier, desu.

Major incident in Crewe apparently, looks like a crane has collapsed

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/live-crane-collapse-crewe-phoenix-13220032

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>>130816742
Lived by the sea all my life m9 and never seen a nigger or a mudslime.

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>>130816340
5 more years of May, lads. It's going to be wonderful.

5th for rubbing Oil Of Ulay into Rightly So's arse cheeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSp77utKc-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9wakNtpiDo

>>130817042
We're not even going to get 5 more months of May.

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>>130816634
thats tame for the sun desu

>>130816786
How can you hate refugees after seeing this?

>>130817042
She's good at her job, just socially awkward. A million times better than facking Corbyn

If you incentivise people by offering better accommodation, expect more fires in council blocks this year.

>>130816956
Or an adult?

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>>130816614
>these names
>these prices

>>130817042
She does a good Ted Heath impression

>>130816818
none of the ones at the protest will be getting them

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>>130817119
Keep telling yourself that. She single-handedly destroyed Labour and she didn't even campaign.
Remind me, how many seats did Commie Corbyn's party get?

>>130817130
Because they aren't all like this.

>>130817118
"He told The Kingdom that he would carry posters declaring that "Adolf Hitler was a good leader who was following the word of Christ", give the Hitler salute and light a candle for Hitler at the Gestapo headquarters."

Based.

>>130816867

Middle class white girls have been given free shit their entire lives. They don't want it to end.

>>130816614
Anybody remember those really cheap milky ones which was just a stick of ice cream? They were like 30p each and had vanilla, strawberry and chocolate.

>>130817130
Seriously this song has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it. Catchy as fuck. He even went on to have hit single out of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_miGclPFGs

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>>130817307
A mini milk?

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>>130817307
you mean a farron surprise?

Where is that closet fag rightly?

>>130817194

>Wibbly Wobbly Wonder

The British memes are real

>>130817279
The vast majority of the refugees are though.

It's only a couple of refugees that wreck it for everyone.

>>130817415
>>130817452
aye thats them.

probably cost £1.50 each now...

>>130817242
I don't want Corbyn either but there's no way May lasts five years.

>>130817194
I wanna fuck those fat frogs

>>130817471
Nice try rightly, turn your trip back on

>>130817415
>A mini milk?

I remember mini milks lad, they were pretty nice used to buy them as a lad in the early 80's

>>130817042
Christ, why does it look like she's bouncing on dick?
Someone tell the guy with the remote to turn her vibrator off!

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Sat in waiting room today
>did you hear about the one last night?
>no
>yeah there was one in brussels a guy with a bomb got shot
>oh really
>and that guy in the van
>welsh guy
>yeah
>people are saying it might not be a crash. of course it was terrorism. he did it on purpose. That's terrorism.

Reporting in. fucking hell. directly from a conversation I overheard at work.

>>130817581
12 for £2 at most shops

>>130817560
Christian subhumans behind the enrichment AGAIN!
The last straw of a man without arguments. But as a last post, I will give you the link to the founder of PRO ASYL, which is by far the biggest NGO lobbying for a Europe without a limit to "refugees" and asylum seekers, for a unfication of families, for multi culturalism and "anti-racism" = meaning the replacement of white Europeans with Arabs and negroes.

https://www.proasyl.de/foerderverein/
>Dr. Jürgen Micksch
>phd in theology and sociology
And literally all the other key figureheads in this list are Christians aswell.

If you look for ONE reason why Europe is dying, look no further than Judeo-Christian Social Democracy.

Fuck you and fuck your death cult from the desert!

>>130817597
I think if she can just get on with her job and doesn't have to run another campaign she might.

>>130817194
the funny feet ones used to give me an erection tbqh

>>130817003
There are Seagulls in London anyway, they come up the Thames but are branching out into Greater London thanks to all the fast food all over the streets.

Like a gang turf war, Pigeons and Seagulls seem to stick to different fast food stores around here.

>>130817661
kek not me lad, think we actually scared him off the /b/ from yesterday

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>>130817194
>Golly bar
top kek

>>130817130

Because he's going to go home from the market and molest little girls. Also, he'll vote left for more state handouts.

>>130817560
he isnt even a refugee

>>130817194
Cornetto is a drum stick here.

The rest are retarded and don't exist here and never will.

>>130817690
report whoever said it for inciting hatred and racism against white people

I've been making canada threads today lads. I'm a (you) whore.

>>130817210
Is she into little boys as well?

>>130817681
>i member
Opal fruits.

>>130816910
I was just including the top people in the bookies' odds and I knew I had to include him otherwise the first reply would be "WHY NO MOGGY"

>>130816882
David Davis is indeed good, but what about BoJo? Especially when it comes to winning an election, yes BoJo is *arguably* more disliked by rabid lefties, but I dunno, Davis probably is as well. But BoJo has the advantage of appealing to the common man, whereas I don't know if Davis would have such appeal. Who knows.

Personally I just think BoJo is such a funny guy. That's why I'd prefer him. Davis is obviously a very good politician though and I'd be happy with him too. On Brexit, I think they probably have similar attitudes, although I guess Davis has probably been much clearer with his ambitions. BoJo talks about trading with the world but I don't think he's been as clear on what trade-off he would do for EU trade / immigration.

>>130817690
#notallnutjobs

>>130817690
I hate having conversations with people in public in case people like you are listening in and the person I am with says something insanely thick as fuck like that.

Then you no doubt assume both parties are thick as fuck.

>>130817194
>>130817793

Take that back the iceberger is an ice cream sandwich

>>130817717
Christianity is the cancer that demeans the rich and powerful while calling for the redistribution of wealth to the poor

>>130817151
I agree, I think she's a great leader to be honest, and I think it's a massive shame that she made the stupid decision to hold an election, but I think she was being influenced by her shitty advisors. And then of course they ran a shitty campaign. But I think you could tell in the campaign she was just sticking to what her advisors were telling her.

It really was such a stupid decision. Of course the polls looked great, but you don't even have to be the most noviced of political novices to know that POLLS DON'T STAY THE SAME THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF AN ELECTION CAMPAIGN. And also to know that there was clearly an anti-Brexit (or at least an anti-right-wing-Brexit) mob just WAITING to be given the chance to rally and organise.

>>130816905
Well that tickled the sides potato nigger. Least Jimmy Cricket was mildly amusing.

>>130817683
Don't women her age suffer incontinence? I have seen so many adverts saying they do. I always thought that if she doesn't laugh that way then she would make a mess.

>>130817796
is it really because I can. I thought about it afterwards and feels bad the guy seems alright like

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>>130817828

Marathon and Toffos.

>>130816683
>>130816836
Hitler was best friends with a gay man that he knew was gay.

>>130817828
>Opal fruits

And Marathon Bars lad

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>>130816614
>Tfw your mumsie always ignored your pleading for icecream
>Tfw nothing but tesco value choc ices in the summer

my childhood was probably on par with east germany

Is it social suicide to identify as a national socialist lads? That's probably the ideology that best represents my views, but does it still have Nazi connotations?

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BREXIT CANCELLED

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>Indian kids have their own stereotype about indian fathers always forcing their kids to become a doctor.

>It's a good stereotype and one of the reasons their are so much more indian doctors.

>White peoples parents would rather have them just leave the house when they turn 18 and never come back.

>Whereas doctors study for a long long time and the parents are willing to supplement them for as long as it takes.

Why are British families so fucking shite?

>>130817210
She fucks kids on board a yacht too?

>>130818123
are you fucking retarded anon?

>>130817976
Agree t b h lad. I'm old enough to remember Blair in 1997 and the same way he captivated the youth voters, just look what happened to him. Being a populist politician doesn't mean being a good politician.

>>130818123
Nah not really Corbin is pretty Nat Soc

>>130818123
Pretty much in cucked Britain. Upper class and high society does have a lot of NS sympathetic people more often than not

>>130818079

Rohm was put in a room with a pistol and told to shoot himself. When he demanded that Hitler come in and do the job himself he was shot by the SS.

>>130818123
You can honestly espouse many fascist opinions and people won't even know it because people have been programmed to believe authoritarian=fascist.

>>130818050
definitely you can, anonymous too. So if it did get out that it was you, you could just get them fired for breaking confidentiality as well i think desu. but if hes a decent lad then up to you, just if he was a shitskin then definitely do it

>>130818152
TRUMP IS GONNA BE PISSED

BREXIT IS

OGRE
G
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>>130817729
I almost bit my tongue off at Cleethorpes in 1983 sticking it out while doing stunts on the beach.
>Knee, meet chin.
Were it not for a Funny Feet my dad bought me I might never have recovered.
>Dat big toe tho

I was in Tesco earlier and saw they're selling 1 metre-long bars of Snickers, 480g.

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>>130816340
Carry on Full English Brexit

>>130818159
Bit stereotypical desu. I know a lad of Indian origin who's unemployed and does fuck all all day except fap.

>>130816614

Where's the Zap, I always use to get one of those.

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>>130818073
>skimmed milk

>>130817581
Still cheap desu.

>>130818333
How do Danes know what the Carry On films are?

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>>130816340
Last interview with Rev. Ian Paisley, founder of DUP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXhwQ1nhl-s#t=36m19s

>>130817242
She still won, but the swing was completely in Labour's favour from the last election. She lost the Tories seats. I don't know how "not campaigning" is an excuse - not trying is as bad as trying and failing.

>>130817729
My GF hated feet and hated funny feet as a result. How bizarre the mind is.

(I still want to fuck those frogs)

>>130817681
Me too auldyin. Good times.

>>130818174
I don't think so

>>130818200
Maybe, but I've never heard him identify with the 'national' bit. The jews are already waiting in the wings to hurl the next load of anti-semitism claims at him, becoming natsoc would give them even more ammo

>>130818404
Not a Dane - just have a cosy little house here

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>tfw sun burnt back

serves me right for taking my top off at work and down the park while not wearing sun cream

>>130818232
I know. What does that even prove? Hitler didn't want him to be executed, and in fact he disliked the whole scenario. The problems came when he needed military support, and Rohm demanded that he be recognized in a military fashion for his work up until that point. The military didn't want the street fighters to be a part of the army, so, as tensions started to rise, there was an organized conspiracy to frame Rohm. To be honest, Hitler sold him down the river and then felt guilty about it. His reaction after the fact shows this.

>>130818336
If you ask him what his parents wanted him to study to be he'll probably give you an answer like engineer/lawyer/doctor. Or he'll tell you something about his paki friend who was encouraged to do so.

Hail Kek!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6YouZrVIY

>>130818555
>Falling for the sun cream jew

your skin will adapt, man up

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GUYS! EXPLAIN THE HAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

>>130817828
What about the whole Coco Pops/Cocoa Krispies change, that didn't stick.

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Just an average day in the 80s

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>>130817777
>7777

I NEVER HAVE THIS HAPPEN.

>>130818159
indians have a caste system so they do shit like this.

if they don't become doctor or whatever they become outcast from the family though.

source: I know a guy, he was set up an arranged marriage back in india and everything but became a mong and became aformentioned outcast, to those still in india at least. the ones with the money.

as for brit, credit debt ruined everything.

>>130818320
ROFL Stunts. Fuck I still say that. Old cunt I am.

>>130817740
They attack humans yes they may be vicious but I'd rather share my town with them instead of niggers or mudslimes. Pigeons are cool though. I love em both desu.

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Does the heat make anyone else really hungry?

Lads

>19 and go to uni
>medium/upper class
>parents break 100k threshold before tax
>ukip voter
>fuck gibs work hard for what you deserve

why aren't there more people like me?

>>130818404
Not Dane but I did watch the Khyber pass film.
>Shiva, light of my life, go tell your mother about this
>which one is my mother again
>the one who's eyes shine brighter than the moonlight at night
>???
>she's stamped number 12 on her back
Lost my sides

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Have you guys seen this?

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Who NEET here? comfy, wagecucks get cucked again.

>>130818663
It makes me angry.

>>130817902
My newest boss was talking to him and his other crew member. Never spoken to the pair and ive only met this boss last week he seems alright infact I was there to sort a reoccurring issue with the previous one.

>>130818628
>Those prices
Sheeeeeiiiit

>>130818663
makes me less hungry desu, find it horrible to eat hot food in this weather. very sad

>>130818555
>topless adult man in public
serves you right but not for the reason you think

>>130818699
2spooby

>>130818679
RARE
A
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>>130818595
cringe

>>130818704
If I were them I would sell the flat immediately and then move and live off the proceeds.

>>130817821
>>130818172
If she is, she'll fight with Merkel over Macron's fine French behind

>>130818663

I've lost all appetite desu

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>>130818159
>living at your parents' house after you're 16 years old

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>>130818628
yeah okay granddad

>>130818725
i was the earlier poster who said to report it, if the cunt who said it is a reoccurring twat bag. Definitely report it in lad

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>>130818679
I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

>>130818635
>indians have a caste system so they do shit like this.
it's not just indians, it's also pakis who are muslim and escaped the caste system that ave the same attitude

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>tfw a fatty

>>130818042
I wouldn't know, man. I also don't understand how bouncing up and down would have a reduced risk of incontinence in comparison with laughing with your diaphragm.

>>130817777
Epic Get My Dude

>>130818864
not joking, I voice my thoughts on immigration etc to leftys if need be when I hear them talking shit

>>130818699
Fuck me, made me audibly sream

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>>130818704

>>130818628
BAR SIX fucking based.

>>130818980
>screaming queer

Can someone explain to me why people buy the 2m flats in the middle when you could by a massive mansion in warlingham for the same price and be a 30 min train ride from london

>>130818699
Fuck you.

Absolute fucking scumbag.

>>130818980
How is your grinder account going?

>>130818891
Height/weight?

>>130818704
>relief at last
>relief
The absolute STATE. That's not fucking "relief", relief would be finding some cheap shelter to live in not the equivalent to winning the bloody lottery and being handed a luxury apartment. This fucking country lads.

>>130818977
Why don't you give me money?

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>>130818679
I'm like that too anon. I have a fuckton in debt because no debt bennies cause parents break 150k yet they never did a college fund for me.

Hey I made a documentary on the current state of politics, check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol9zSvJxj3M

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no seriously explain the hat please

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>>130818704
>Work hard your whole life
>Able to afford a nice home in a nice place
>Government drops a bunch of savages into open homes for free
>Human shit in the elevator the next day
>11 year olds with no parental supervision ding dong ditch you that night at 3 in the morning
>Get treated like Ted Bundy when you try to complain

>>130819109
Must've passed down their low-IQ genetics to you, as well.

>>130819034
Heh, try getting a girl back to your place on the train...

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>>130818837
There there anon, no need to cry

>>130819010
that photo in stark contrast to the showroom photos getting spread everywhere. from the mail:
>Pictures of the development show rooms in the block's penthouses, although the survivors are unlikely to live in such flats

something for the right wing mongs who don't actually read to get upset about at least

The Queen during her speech look so unhappy and depressed. I know she does it out of duty but I think she should be allowed to voice her own opinion to the country.

Loved her styling that EU flag hat, a little rebelliousness in her at 91 its great to see.

Love that the Queen is showing she is pro EU

>>130819151
>he has sympathies for trust fund kiddies and bankers

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>>130819087
I'm a manlet lad don't want to get mocked on here

>>130818837
>buying property in the current market
Your loss

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The phone call that saved bottled coke.

Fuck I despise Corbyn and the rest of the labour party

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4626224/Cliff-fall-sparks-major-search-operation-Seaford-Head.html

Uk falling into the sea, too much money spent on subhumans.

>>130819219
You're posting anonymously retard

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>>130819212
>Love that the Queen is showing she is pro EU

>>130819122
good god that comment section is even more aids than /pol/

>>130819125
Trolling everyone by making them think she gives a shit.

>>130819200
They SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING HERE YOU RETARD.

>>130819166
no i dont live in warlingham i live in a shitty estate(new addington) near it

>>130819212
She's just taunting the Remainers

>>130819109
>based anon
we'll make it one day

>>130818793
Macron is a swarthy Jew looking bastard. All French people look like Jews with big beady eyes

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>>130819160

>>130819200
A lot of them are newly refurbished

>>130818152

>Sturgeon holding the Queens government to ransom

She will go the way of Mary Stuart, atleast she should anyway

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>>130819285
It'll still hurt my feelings.

>>130818679
Literally the same as you.

>>130819278
>coastal erosion doesnt exist in other countries

>>130819383
>qt314

>>130819440
Do it

>>130816634
>People active lift their opinions from this

>>130819313
in a just world they'd get a bullet. you don't read good though. my point is that the penthouse pictures plastered on the mail and spread around by mongs who don't actually read but just look at the pictures like slow children are fake news. they got free expensive flats, not luxury flats

>>130819440
If it means anything to you, I don't like being tall.

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>>130818980
I will make your really scream cuckboy

>>130819336
>>130819290
The Queen is pro EU

>>130819450
i'm sure there are a lot more desu, but too scared to say it.

>>130819485
>Mirror reader detected

>>130819122
>in-depth look
>15 minutes

>>130818159
>>130818635
nah we just have a shit culture

in Singapore/HK/Japan/Korea etc the young are nurtured until university, in return the young pay for and look after their parents when they are old.

Here our old cunts just leech off government welfare and refuse to sell their houses to fund their own care

>>130819010

More than I earn. Why should some mong who's newly arrived and used to living in a mud hut get one?

>>130819551
Prove it

>>130819343
I'm already out of school. I pay ~1100 per month in loan debt alone.

Kind of sucks, but yes we'll make it.

>>130819482
Fine lad, I'm 18. 5 foot 7, 11 stone 6

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>>130818284
I will and I cant be sure from where I was but I can remember some of his arm tattoos, ty, anon

>>130819545
post the sauce pls

>>130818699
Oh shit a big spider just crawled across my screen, lads.

>>130819494
They shouldn't have anything, lazy work shy benefit scrounging cunts should fuck back off to whatever fly infested shit hole they came from or live in Diane Abbott's fat arse.

>>130818767
does it make me a degenerate or commoner? i'm neither
>>130818615
hopefully

>>130817350
Noice

>>130819585
Today she wore a hat that looked like the European flag. That was no way a mistake

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Remember these at railway stations and on the tube?

>>130819610
>nanana na nanana na

>>130819691
No grandad, we don't.

>>130819591
no clue how much debt I have to pay off desu. Thankfully its not that much only comes out like 20-40 per month depending on how much you earn over 21grand so won't have to worry about that for a couple of years

>>130819678
>the queen makes her own hats

>>130819577
this desu

The welfare state has destroyed family values

>>130818679
Because our society directly rewards braindead lickspittle who pop out the most unplanned babies and claim housing benefit for them (bonus points if they are (((disabled))) bu ADHD or autism).

These 'underprivileged' children then go to inner city schools where homosexual teachers fill their minds with leftist drivel and indoctrinate them to believe that going to university and doing a three year Hnd in 'multi-media art studies' is somehow bettering themselves.

You are the small minority mon frere.

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>>130819691
no because I'm not 50yrs old

I remember when anime was good though

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where do easy attractive women in the uk live?

>>130819775
>>130819591
>be NEET
>don't have to pay anything

Suck it.

>>130818838

you bongs had that shit too? god bless you lot.

>>130819610
Atleast you're not obese

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>>130819736

>>130817740
Marsh gulls bruv

>>130819822
fuck those boys are cute...

>>130819798
purge of our school system needed you think? Majority of kids can't think for themselves and believe everything they're told, very tragic desu.

>>130819577
>we just have shit culture
>lists highest suicide rate countries on planet
wew lad

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>>130819678
>Today she wore a hat that looked like the European flag

wtf I hate the queen now

>>130819610
That's cute. :3

>My government will make further progress to tackle the gender pay gap and discrimination against people on the basis of their race, faith, gender, disability or sexual orientation.

fucking BASED dude :-)

>>130818789
Doubt they'll be given ownership of them.

Strange the developer sold them so cheap though, compared to the retail value.

>>130819848
Yeah but too chubby for female attention lad. Height doesn't help, either.

>>130819825
The UK...

Where the hard women at??

>>130819010
>paid for by housing benefit.

REEEEEEEEEE!

>>130819935
most fatties I find are always funny

>>130819691

kek I do lad, they used to have them at the bus depot in our city centre too

>>130819884
our suicide rate is at record levels m8

40 year high

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>>130817118
Just found this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdMVCL3aMpY

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>>130818847
I'm gonna, ty.

>>130819691
There are two of these things outside the paper shop at the top of my road. They were already rusted and inoperable when I was child and I'm 27 now.

>>130819872
I know, neckbeards are such a turn on <3

>>130817189

What are you buying with your iq of 10 then lad? a Fucking magnum, wow all the girls must be dropping their panties.

>>130819935
You'll be fine.

If you just go on a 500cal deficit diet per day and rigorously count all calories that pass into your mouth you'll can lose weight that way but otherwise you should be fine.

>>130818159
It's because Brits have become lazy, decadent, vapid, soulless twats. It's the criticism that many of our enemies use, and it's absolutely true.

>>130819577
This. But it makes sense, of course. Brits are fucking complacent. A bit like Theresa May was. Brits take everything for granted. They think they will always be one of the most developed nations on Earth. Young Brits are in for a gigantic shock in a couple of decades' time, when China and India are booming (or at least much more than us) while Britain will be mired in ethnic conflict and political divisions like it is now, which means less productivity, which means less prosperity.

>>130819577
The grass is always greener. In those cultures the young are under extreme pressure which isn't productive to a lot of members of society.

>>130820043
good lad, helping out the cause

>>130820043
be sure to update when you do

>>130819790
She dresses herself and is very careful about making political statements

So now that the Queen is pro EU I take it you now hate her?

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>>130819825
The north.

Literally slagville and chav grime rappers everywhere

>>130819931
They will in 6 years though - and at a discount! Thanks right-to-buy!

>>130820034

Kek he doesn't give a fuck and keeps jiggling up and down

my sides

My uncle workers at a company that sells fertiliser lad. He said the weather is driving up requests from individuals.

He says he feels guilty telling would-be home growers they don't have the requisite licences for it.

Who else here thinks regulations that stop people from providing for themselves are shameful?

>>130819931
They ARE being GIVEN them.

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>>130819267

Brit/pol/ viewing of Withnail and I when?

>>130820005
and compared to china how far are we from catching up, 90%?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3MM7KOIuWQ
>this happened many years ago
>nowadays, people just rollover and take it up their ass


What went wrong?

>>130820034
I fucking love this man.

This is fantastic.

>>130820180
>So now that the Queen is pro EU I take it you now hate her?

No. And why would you think she thought it looked like the flag?

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>>130820034
Fucking hell my sides.

>>130820239
Are all the interested buyers Mudslimes by any chance?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40358874/ed-is-tutored-by-barney-greenway-of-napalm-death-in-the-fine-art-of-extreme-metal-vocals

what the fuck is this timeline

>>130819825
Difficulty increases with ugliness and awkwardness. Easiness increases with handsomeness and confidence. Beautiful women can be found anywhere.

Therefore you should take from this that you must make yourself attractive and socially competant.

The shortest way to this end is to exercise and to socialise.

>inb4 b-but i can't, then fuck off. No-one is going to do this for you, you must do it yourself. If you won't then be quiet.

>>130819883
We're too far gone - i plan to just work hard and move to a nice area - keep one step ahead of the proles.

>>130820324
Because it clearly did the Queen is pro EU

>>130816960
>betting on an obviously fixed event

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>Police are at the door asking to see my oven license

>>130820315
we wont catchup because we're giving immigrants opportunities whereas japan is not allowing immigrants to "thrive" and lower the suicide rate

>>130820180
this is pretty tenuous even by shitposting standards

must be a slow day over at lemonkeychan

>>130820347
That sheman shouting out him "MY GRANDAD DIED IN THE GAS CHAMBERS" "NO ONE WANTS HIM HERE" and him just doing his jig was great.

>>130820239
fertilizer is regulated for good reason you don't want achmed coming down for his 50th bag and find out they've been using the potassium for bombs do you?

>>130820034
>not how Christians are like

Has she read the Bible?

>>130820398
smart plan lad, what you thinking of doing and where you going?

>>130819582
Because it's housing association rates they are charged not market which that is you fool. They only pay around 500 a month. Learn how council housing/HA works,.. Yes frog flag as I'm on holiday

>>130818200
marxist socialist*

>>130820034
That sign/dance combo, top kek

>>130819867
Get over it lad, you have the potential to be a god of whatever you choose.

You only lack the drive.

>>130819763
Respect your elder boy. We're the reason you can fuck about you whole worthless life doing fuck all.

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>>130820409
>tfw

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>>130820034
>ROOOOOAAAAHHHHH
>MY FAMILY WENT THROUGH GAS CHAMBERS
>*continues dancing*

>>130820434
*effeminately slaps your picket sign*

>>130820315
China isn't a developed nation

Our suicide rate recently overtook Singapore, so the suicide argument is moot

>>130820412
>japan
into reading before arguing with me again, I have more interesting shit to do.

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>>130818838

Haaaahahahahahahahahaha Rees-Mogg doesn't stand a chance you stupid fucking jews.

Only your average 15 year old poltard would think that.

>>130820373
Barney's not even very good desu.

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>>130820266
That was a pretty comfy talk. In a few years Woes will be like a Scottish Bowden, only instead of talking about philosophers and culture he talks about bestiality.

If Brexiters are so sure about "the will of the people", why are they so terrified about/opposed to making sure with a second referendum"

Surely now that so many people who voted Leave realise

that they were lied to, that there will not only not be more money for the NHS, but actually that Brexit is likely to completely destroy the NHS,

that their intended pay-off of "Totally destroy our own economy, but at least there'll be no more immigration", or "No economy, but at least we'll have control of our *sovereignty" doesn't now look like the greatest idea

that not only will they no longer have the freedom to go and live and work in any one of 26 countries for the rest of their life, but that none of their children, grandchildren or any future generation will have this unbelievable freedom either

that the 2 sectors that the UK could arguably make a real case for being strongest in Europe (financial services and scientific research) are both now facing massive ruin

that they were duped by a constant dripfeed of lies by shitrags such as The Daily Mail/Express/Sun, and duplicitious cunts like Michael Gove and Boros Johnson, who played with the nation's longterm prosperity all for their own political machinations.

they might have changed their fucking minds?

>>130820676
What are you trying to say?

>>130820697
shut up shill faggot

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>>130820034
I think I've seen that girl somewhere before.

>>130820182
Celtic supporter. Figures.

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>>130817717
>>130817940
That would be Communism an atheist Jewish ideology much like rest of the Left who's core if formed by Atheism and Leftist Jews

>>130820516
Suffolk (one of the villages, possibly Bury St Edmunds though)

I work in finance atm - hoping to make some £££ when brexit bites & wipes out poor peoples savings lel

>>130820618
>body like maisie williams
>tattoo

Dirt.

>>130820680

go to bed Lee

How did this brute get such a qt?

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>>130820239
>can I have 20 bags please

>>130820697
Shut up faggot we're leaving.

>>130820816
Who?

>>130820756
Can't answer typical far right

>>130820784
Stay the fuck out of my part of the country.

>>130820092
Yes, they were. WHEN I WAS TEN. My choice of ice cream had nothing to do with girls. I'd just get a fucking 99 anyway, from the ice cream van.

>>130820697
Fucking millennial puff.

>>130817690
It wasn't terrorism. It wasn't planned.

Chances are he was driving his van and had a sudden epiphany about how much he hates muslims.

>>130820804
I mean Harmony Corruption is still my favourite album of theirs but it has nothing to do with Barney.

>>130820784
Sounds nice.

What sector? Might try that after I finish my economics degree desu.

>>130820183
>>130820247

Hmmm. Ok. Not that bothered really, seems like the council got an amazing deal considering the property prices in that area.

>>130819825
>UK
>attractive women

don't bother, go find a nice balt or slav girl instead

>>130820954
>far right

Why don't you go to Reddit you leftist faggot?

>>130820958
yeah, nah I kinda like it there desu.

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>>130818679
Social loneliness is the price of being upper class.

>>130821038
Mentally Murdered EP tbqh