where were you when hitler came back /pol/ ?

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>>130246063
Dont fuck with my emotions anon.

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>>130246063

Could you imagine if it were true? Adolf Hitler not only survived WWII but went on to become the oldest man who ever lived. The jew tears would be delicious.

>>130246063
These men do not look remotely similar

>>130246063
>Idiots trying to insult our intelligence.

No way he is even 128.

cant wait for the book

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I read this article. This man said his autobiography will be available is September.

SEPTEMBER...As in "see you in September" september.

As in, the GERMAN ELECTIONS September.

THE TRUE FUEHRER WILL RETURN!

>>130248307
>e-is-adolf-hitler/
Nice marketing

>>130246063
>Sometimes, he would forget who I was and where he was. He looked like he was in trance, and he would start talking about Jews and demons. Then he’d come back to normal.”

this is going to be /pol/ when you get old and senile

>>130246063
Argentina is white?

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>“I’ve been depicted as a bad guy only because we lost the war. When people read my side of the story, it will change the way the perceive me.”

The absolutely madman

>>130248783
Are you saying /pol/ is going to live to be 130 to tell the younger generations about the fucking kikes?

>>130247335

Aging man. Makes you look totally different past your 70s.

Looking forward to the book. It's coming out in Sept. Any place to pre order?

>>130246063
Stop reposting this thread.

>>130246063
Quite literally fake news
May as well post shit from the onion

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>>130248307

Sage. Posting satire.

>>130251074
>"Grampa, what did you do in the meme war?" - "I showed that Aussie cunt exactly what a shitpost is!"

>>130247335

If you take aging into account, there are some very remarkable similarities. His teeth, the eyelits and sockets, the lips, overall ear shape.

Remember that gravity basically overexagurates facial features. If you look at old hitler pictures for example, his eyebrows are placed low on protruding brows; in old age they would look like that picture to the left... the brows would be lowered and the eye sockets would be deeper with the brows slighty curved inwards into the socket.

Its an extremely interesting picture.

>>130254917
Yeah but it's not the real Adolf.

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Didn't Hitler have Parkinson's or some shit and his physician kept him alive on a million different meds in his last years? No way some witch doctor the Argentinean white man's diet kept him alive all this time

>>130246063
>tfw Hitler goes on to promote his new book on chat shows.

>>130255401
Needs a sick beat.

>>130255401

thats not parkinson's. Thats how people react when being very exited. Ever seen a sports game? Hitler was a HUGE fan of athletics.

>>130246063
We already had this thread. His wife said that ne is just retarded old fool

>>130255824
It's how people react to being on meth, which he was daily.

Daily reminder that these are literal shill threads designed to waste board space and nothing else. There is absolutely NO WAY these posts can be so consistent, that being 200+ single OP replies up until the bump limit, while being so blatantly false (128 years old, Hitler alive, worldnewsdailyreport)

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>>130248307
OH. MY. GOD

>>130247572
Nazi technology bro.

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>>130248307
If only

>>130246063
;_;

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SPIRIT OF ADOLF HITLER COMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H35anncPp6Y

Well who the fuck wants HIM back? That goddamned niggerfaggot couldnt even get rid of the jews, let alone those goddamn french faggots with their goddamn bullshit. Fuck hitler.

>>130258051
No one has ever been able to get rid of the jews

>>130258278
They got to be cut off like an infected arm, and like any infected arm, they always crawl back.

>>130258278
He tried more than anyone else has

>>130258798
He didnt try hard enough. He had to fuckin start shit with the wrong people instead of doing what he was supposed to. Goddamn hitler aint no better than one of them stupid wopdagos moved on down here from jewyork

I would probably legit kek after You-tubing "Jew reactions" and seeing what Mrs. Merkel has to say about his Xenophobic reaction towards radical Islam.

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>>130248307

>>130246063
He's not Hitler.

He's not even really 128.

Even the "Hitler escaped to Argentina" theorists generally claim that he was in poor health and died circa 1962.

>>130255401
Some have speculated that he had Parkinson's. Others have claimed that he had tertiary syphilis (though he reportedly tested negative).

His personal physician was a total quack who had him on so many drugs (including meth, cocaine, oxy, heroin, morphine, and barbital, among other shit like atropine and strychnine: by April of 1945, he was taking not less than 28 pills a day), that it's entirely possible that there was no underlying malady, and his health was failing due to the drugs themselves. It's actually a far more likely explanation for his erratic behavior than syphilis, IMO.

>>130246063
People cannot live past 120. Hrs probably 103 at most.

>>130257693
Top kek this is next level autism.

A show called Hunting Hitler said he took a U-boat to some islands occupied by Spain. There him and his nazis would refuel and rest. He was reported to have a stomach ailment but nothing too serious.

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>>130246063
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/about-us/

Scroll all the way down.

>>130260150
This saddens me deeply, why couldnt you let us dream? Man...

>>130260150
You...you....fuck.

>>130246063
Different ear shape. Unless he got plastic surgery it's not him.

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Left cheek mole is the same as Hitler's. I'm convinced that it's him.

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>>130260711
Left cheek

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>>130260711
Left cheek mole

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>>130260711
Aged face shows dropping matches

>>130260150
Fucking Argies got me good.

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>>130246063
Another one? It's like Semitic religions, no end to it.

I want to believe

>>130246063
Heaven?

>>130260856
Wow, they both have eyes, ears, and a mouth.

I think we have a match!!!!!

>>130260150
They are claiming to be fake news as a double negative. Since all "trusted news" is fake news it follows that all fake news is real news.

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>>130258657

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>>130261319
Shut up false flag. I know you're a secret leaf. Go shill your leftist word games in your own country.

>128-year-old

Fake.

Maury Povavich needs to do a who's the daddy DNA test with hitlers known children.

>>130261431
We need to meme this into reality.

>>130248783
Are you saying I don't do this now anon?

>>130261578
jesus christ you fucking autist calm down

>>130261431
>Since all "trusted news" is fake news it follows that all fake news is real news.

No, it doesn't. It all could be fake news. The status of trusted news sources has nothing to do with the status of other sources.

There are free logic courses online if you're struggling with this basic concept.

GUYS STOP LOOKING FOR FACIAL CLUES, IT SAYS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE ITS FICTIONAL

>>130246063
What kind of jewish trickery is this?

>>130260654
Ears and noses grow your whole life, you're too young to know this.

Left cheek mole and age_progressed facial droopage confirm its actually Hitler

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>128 years old and still shitposting

>>130246063
For a fake story they found a guy that could really be him.
Whoever did this did a fantastic job.

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>>130246063
Oh stop it with this crap. It's bad enough that the last thread lasted as long as it did. We dont need a second one.
Take this >>>/b/ tier back to, well you know...

(These captchas are getting fucking stupid. Why our jewish asian overlord cannot get an in-house captcha instead of having to rely on googles shit is beyond me)

>>130251299
As far as I know, Nazis have had no success hiding from facial recognition software no matter how old they get.

So has anyone tried that yet?

>>130261613
Hitler never had children and had no siblings.

>>130260823
>>130260758
>left cheek
>left
So you're actually, literally, retarded. I'm so sorry, anon. I don't know why nobody told you earlier. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

>>130248307

Can confirm

I hope it really is Hitler, that way he can crucify him for his murder of the 6 million.

>>130262314
Yes. It was an 83.7% match

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>>130262466

Fucking DANK, I'd kill just to toke with this guy

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>>130248307

>>130262565
He will just call you degenerate. you worthless subhuman Nazi SCUM!

>>130246301

THIS

>>130262424
I provide photographic evidence and your argument is that I'm retarded? Sure thing shill

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>>130248307
Would be sick if this was true and he releases groundbreaking info before the 100th anniversary of Red October.

>>130262656
Breh he was born on 420. That's why he lived such a dank life telling people how it is

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>>130261826
Fucking Nazi rally, fuck this guy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>130262666
CHECK'EM

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>yfw the grand happening in september isnt that red sky dragon shit
>its the fucking return of adolf hitler

>>130259156
And what are you doing to stop them?

>>130259752
oh yes, they can.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/02/oldest-human-dies-in-indonesia-aged-146

>>130263324
Archived
https://archive.is/NahWk

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>>130251074
>Are you saying /pol/ is going to live to be 130
See pic related

>>130263158
Truly the greatest man alive

>>130263346
thanks.

although in the article they say it was not independently verified but since he was born in 1870, it would be true.

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>>130248307
>SEPTEMBER...As in "see you in September" september.

>>130246063
Reminds me of the story of Billy the Kid's reappearance.

>>130263324
Retard, he might as well have claimed to be 450 years old since Indonesia is basically at congo level of public registries

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What say you?

ghhtssrxtfdh

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>>130263521
>.As in "see you in September" september.
I don't get it

>>130263571
>congo level of public registries

watch the video though. they do show his registry.
also why would this dude not remember his exact birthdate himself?

>>130263581
Mein Fuhrer!

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>>130263706
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqczaF0KT3Q
>https://yuki.la/pol/117999543
Come on man. You seriously missed those September threads?

>>130256102
You understand that the footage is sped up right?

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>>130263900
yes

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>>130246063
Der Führer ist zurückgekehrt

>>130263581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO8jpo5E48Q

>>130261915
Well if all news is fake news, then how do we know if some of the fake news is real news? Not all real news is fake, not all fake news is real, some real news is fake, and some fake news is real?

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>>130263900
>1966
>the happenings sept 2.3

50 years ago symbolism for this happening really gets me excited

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>>130246063
OP you're a lying sack of shit.

sieg the fuck heil

>>130246063
Liar.
>lunatic nonsense and Jews wanting to portray Adolf as not loyal to the cause. Everyone understands deep down that Hitler had to die as, just as his millions of men, he had to be faithful to his people.

>>130246063
His european conquering tactics were a bit dumb.
But germany got much better at it now, building their empire little by little under everyone's nose at a point a great part of the european population actually defends this conquering with their lives if necessary.

>>130264432
>"its not real because my feels tell me so XD"
Hitler fled to Argentina you stupid fuck.

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>>130255401
>not believing in the power of esotericism

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>>130264171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA

>>130255401
Hitler had asthma.
Inhalors in that era had amphetamines in them. Do the math.

>>130265038
I hope he is alive so that I can kill him myself. Pic related

>>130246063
I bet he is a crypto Jew and he is riding the Nazis-holocauster train for some shekels

>>130255401
>we learn too that he was oppressed by the knowledge that he had a heart ailment –
rapid progressive coronary sclerosis – which might at any moment write finis to all his schemes for Germany.
David Irving discovered that he wouldn't have lived past 1945 anyway. So while this might be a humorous troll or some old Nazi with info on Hitler, it is most likely not him.

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>>130260711
>>130260758
>>130260823
>>130260856

>>130265081
The glory days of medicine. Got a cough? Here, have some opium. Asthma? Get all fucking tweaked. Oh, thirsty? Wash it down with some fucking cocaine!

At least that shit got you high. Modern medicine and it's SSRIs just make you want to shoot up a room full of strangers.

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>>130264788
I can't express how long I've been waiting for this moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzkktWseE5c&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4CLfL-YkRs&

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highly unlikely but not impossible

>it's a "someone posts satire on /pol/ and barely anyone even checks the source" episode
you faggots will believe anything

>>130265442
>At least that shit got you high. Modern medicine and it's SSRIs just make you want to shoot up a room full of strangers.

There's still opioids at least.

"She believes her husband may possibly have been a Nazi and that he may feel guilty about his past, but she’s convinced he’s not Hitler."

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

I bet he shitposts a lot on here.

>>130265645
:(

>>130263581
I can't wait for autobiography.

>>130247572
contrarians always age very gracfully...I am
and look at Milo, Alex Jones, hell even Trump

I don't doubt it

>>130265099
>>130265038
Doubt it, you look like a little bitch. Melbourne?

>>130266580
>Alex Jones
>Aging gracefully

Yeah, if you give him the Bill Hicks birthdate.

>>130266745
Yeah man 42 Narong Rd, Caulfield.
Come prove your words if you're hard enough

>>130263158
Best birthday present ever.

>>130258051
Fuck off you cuck

>>130265944
Boring. Fucks up your pleasure centers for life, makes you dumb, I'll pass.

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>>130246063
I'll just leave this here

Grandpa Hitler

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>>130248307

HEHHEHEEH PREPEAR UR ANES ERTH

>>130267084
>42 Narong Rd, Caulfield.
what do you want on your pizza?

>>130267084
>giving up your entire address this willingly
nice try ASIS

>>130267536
Oy Vey

>>130260711
Ears look quite similar too. Except for the Lobule part which is bit extended.

>>130267562
Vegetarian supreme

>>130267893
>not picking Meat Lovers
Get pecked by an emu

ADOLF, WHY DID YOU LEAVE US?!?
WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER!

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>>130262344
It's alleged he fathered a son with a French woman. Dude looks like Hitler too. Pic related. Hitlers alleged son.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Marie_Loret

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>>130267893
Is it alright if it gets delivered by carriage?

>>130246063
There is no way (((they))) would allow this, kikes will prosecute som 90+ year old person just for being Hitler's pool cleaner, no way this is real, but would be awesome if real.

>>130268174
But he lives in Argentina, not the US, if he lived in the U.S, he would probably be dead

>>130268038
how did he die?

he looks like a french hitler

>>130268174
Mengele died of natural causes.

>Either Hitler or Hitlers descedants survived

You fags damn well know that Mossad would go to hell and back in order to wipe them out. The kikes would also suck every dick available in Washington if they needed to.

>>130268341
Idk, he died a 1985. I'll do more digging. His sons currently are claiming they are Hitlers grandkids

>>130260150

Now you spoiled it. Good job.

>>130268735
Mengele, Angel of Death, got away with it and died of a heart attack in the South American surf in old age.

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>>130247172
kek, It'd be funny to see uncle adolf come out of hiting all these years just to get some juden tears.

>>130265081
I don't believe you. Amphetamine was only discovered in 1935. You are confusing with ephedrine. But Hitler was prescribed Pervitin (methamphetamine) but only a few times.

Stop spouting nonsense parrotted from druggie forums. Instead read the memoirs of his doctor Theodor Morell, where you'll find copies of all what he described, it was compiled and translated by David Irving.

>>130266816
>implying hes not Bill
Come on, anon.

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Is there any way this guys age has been verified? Or are we making assumptions off the article? Remember goys, when you ASSume you make an ASS out of U and ME

>>130251299
>his book is coming out in september
You idiots will believe in anything as long as it confirms your pre-existing biases.

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>He looked like he was in trance, and he would start talking about Jews and demons. Then he’d come back to normal.”

sounds more like he posts on /pol/ tbqh

>>130264592
>its real because my feels told me so!
no real evidence and just the old guy's word, he could be senile

sure thing, you're definitely thinking rationally.

>>130254917
You are completely retarded and I hope you die.

>>130269127
>Amphetamine was only discovered in 1935
no retard it was synthesized in the 19th century

why is everyone on this board so thoroughly retarded?

imagine having the stress of world war 2 on your hands and then living another 7 centuries when you looked half dead in 1945. Humans aren't fucking machines.

>>130269950
Uhhhhhh

>>130259407
>Even the "Hitler escaped to Argentina" theorists generally claim that he was in poor health and died circa 1962.

This makes more sense.

If he somehow escaped and lived out his days in Argentina, he wouldn't have lived a very long time. The stress of losing an entire war and destroying his people would be haunting enough to keep him on edge forever, and the drugs he ended up doing while being the fuhrer would have taken from his health. Plus he was already middle aged.

>>130269950
I am a biochemist I know better than your druggie lore. 1935 when the action of amphetamine on the nervous system was discovered.

>>130270060
Uhhh what retard? Spit out whatever brainless thought you have in that 85-iq head of yours.

>>130270127
Post your degree with timestamp you stupid larping faggot.

>>130251074
>turn 156
>I WAS PEPE THE FROG

>>130266460
even as a piece of fiction, it would still be great.

>>130270041
>7 centuries

Woah.. So this is the power.. Of National Socialism..

>>130246063
this would be the greatest shitstorm on the face of the earth

>>130270230
lel sorry man
*decades
I re-read that and didn't see anything wrong with it

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>>130248307

>>130269950
Compare: MDA was first synthesized by Angelo Angeli in 1888 but its physiological action was only discovered much later.

Same here, I'll even give you the name: Gordon Alles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Alles

>He is also credited with discovering and publishing the psychological effects of amphetamine, and for methylenedioxyamphetamine (MDA).[1] He is the first person to have prepared amphetamine sulfate[citation needed], although not the amphetamine molecule. Alles first reported the physiological properties amphetamine as a synthetic analog of ephedrine, and therefore received credit for this discovery.[2]

Who's the retard now, dipshit?

>>130246063
*sighs* if only it were true

>>130248307
QUICK POST THE SEPTEMBER PROPHECY ANONS

>>130270301
You said it wasn't discovered until 1935 which is patently fucking wrong because it was synthesized 47 years earlier so yeah, you are the retard.

>>130270130
>>130270170

dumb junkie

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>>130248307
>September

not again..

>>130270413
Nice non-degree larping FAGGOT

>>130270399
The PHYSIOLOGICAL action. Synthesis just means making it. It was only used as a medicine after 1935.

>>130246063
"Ms. Martinez claims her husband never spoke about Hitler until approximately two years ago when he began showing signs of Alzheimer’s disease."

>>130246063
Deep inside my boyfriend's ass

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>>130247172
>lose war
>live hidden in exile
>watch your country passed around from communists to globalist like a cumdumpster whore
>watch it being overrun by immigrants that destroy its demographic for ever
>literally the death of your "master race"
>"Jewish tears"

Haha you neo-nazis are so delusional

>>130270452
Try me m8.

I fucking hate degenerate junkies like you and their dumb druggie lore.

>>130270495
You claimed
>Amphetamine was only discovered in 1935
which is patently fucking wrong since its chemical structure would be "discovered" much earlier when it was synthesized

>>130246063
>Hitler was Alive the Whole Time
>Comes back and is fused into Mecha Hitler
>He Turns Back and Say
>In Den Ofen Juden Untermensch
>Jew World wide get gassed
>Nignogs go back to Africa
>Women become Submissive
>Muslims are genocided
>Anime Becomes the main thing on television
Please Anon My dick can only get this hard

>>130270582
Post timestamped degree FAGGOT.

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>>130260150
I think I just threw up

>>130270534
>Turkish Rape Baby
Into the Trash it goes

I remember seeing a documentary a while ago about some german cucks who claimed to be hitlers relatives who got themselves sterilized.

Couldn't we test this old man's DNA against theirs and see if they are related?

>>130270508
Could be possible he trained himself to hide his identity, and the alzheimer's is pulling it back

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>>130270654
You mad

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>>130270603
>Trump can't be literally Hitler because literally Hitler is alive

>>130270584
When it was synthesized doesn't matter, the discussion was about amphetamines being popularly used in inhalers against asthma in the interbellum/ww2 era. Hence when it was synthesized is pretty irrelevant, when you discuss the physiological action of the compound. And this was only discovered in 1935, before that they used ephedrine, as I already stated : >>130269127

>>130270603
If this happens I would literally cum everywhere

And I mean everywhere

>>130270730
>Posting a photo from a literal faggot that needed 10 soviet soldiers to kill 1 German Soldier
Without the West Stalin would get his butthole Raped by the Germans but the west being the good goys they are decided to intervene
>>130270763
>Implying Hitler didn't clone himself

>>130246063
Yep, that's him.

>>130270301
mda isn't methamphetamine retard

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>>130270834
>muh KDA!

Yeah solid mad

>>130246301
fpbp

>>130270865
I know that, can you even read?

>>130270603
I-is this what they refer to as "Heaven" in the Bible? T_T

>>130270802
You claimed the wrong thing and now you're backpedaling as if you claimed another. You claimed that amphetamine wasn't discovered until 1935 (which is false, because it was synthesized in 1887-1888) and now that you've been called out on your bullshit, you're claiming that it's only its stimulant effects that weren't discovered until 1935, not the entire molecular structure itself.

Still haven't posted a timestamped degree, I wonder why.

>>130270877
>The guy that Literally got conquered by Roaches,who lose a fight with 8000 men against 120 farmers
Because Numbers is all that Matter Right? Man how could many Muslim Sultanates Agree with you

>>130270678
Sterilized? HAHAH. What is even the reasoning behind that?

>>130271044
To Save a Gorillion Lives

>>130270948
i just glossed it over but looking again i think you're still wrong.

meth was synthesized and its action was probably discovered almost immediately but it took several decades of research and revision before papers regarding its effects were actually published

>>130246063
Meanwhile on the same page

>Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend

GAY

>>130271027
There is no need to get so butt-frustrated my slavo-arabic friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5i9k7s9X_A

If he were Adolf would he technically still be in charge of Germany, given that it would make the surrender signed by his successor invalid?

>>130270877

>Start a war to get more lebensraum
>end up with less lebensraum

Was Hitler the Theresa May of the 40s?

>>130271280
Did they go for his nutz?

>>130271280
that implies the act of training the squirrels is in itself illegal.

did she actually make an attempt or was she charged for a crime during the training stage?

>>130271345
What is the Purpose of this video
>MUH GOMMIES WERE THE GOOD GOYS
>Slavo Arabic
>Greek
KEKEKEKEEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

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>>130248307
This is very important.

>>130270987
No you fucker, Gorden Alles discovered the physiological action of amphetamine, methamphetamine and MDA, amongst some other simple analogs. A fuckload of things have been synthesized in the late 19th century, do you really think the chemists ate their chemicals?

Angelo Angeli for example, synthesized several substituted amphetamines as derivate products to determine the identity of certain intermediate compounds he was studying, the pseudonitrosites. These were obtained by the action of N2O3 on cetain phenylpropenes, and he determined the molecular structure by observing the basic hydrolysis to the corresponding phenyl-2-nitropropenes and subsequent reduction to phenyl-2-aminopropanes aka amphetamines (Alpha-Methyl-PHenEThylAMINE).

In those days chemists didn't have tools like GC/MS, UV/IR spedtroscopy or even TLC. They identified chemicals through derivatisation, melting/boiling points and elemental analysis of complete combustion product.

When you are however discussing the physiological action of a compound, eg. pharmacological, this is all irrelevant, and the physiological action of amphetamine was only discovered in 1935 by Gordon Alles. Read the wiki link I posted.

Also, do you think I have my degree hanging on the wall like some faggot?

>>130246063
>worldnewdailyreport

How about you just look at their "about us" page:

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/about-us/

Any fag who fell for this should seriously kill themselves.

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>>130246063
I was LARPing as a Jew and claiming massive compensation for being in gas chambers.
pic is me

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>>130271453
>What is the Purpose of this video
(you)s
<you

Thanks for the 8.5 billions btw, we are sending over the according batch of rapefugees as an exchange

>>130259407
its not really a theory when you can read it in black and white on the FBI's own website

>>130271526
Why wouldn't you? Because it doesnt exist larping faggot niggerkong

>>130271207
>Almost from its beginning, though, amphetamine was ripe for nonmedicinal use. From its introduction in 1931 to the end of 1938 SKF claimed to have shipped over 10 million Benzedrine inhalers. Others quickly realized the opportunity to sell inhalers containing similar, unpatented stimulants—such as methamphetamine or mephentermine, a cardiac stimulant.

https://www.chemheritage.org/distillations/magazine/fast-times-the-life-death-and-rebirth-of-amphetamine

>>130271347
Technically Nazi Germany is dissolved, but his livelihood could spring up a "true heir to the fuhrer throne" argument and cause a backlash of actual Nazi's coming into the public eye

>>130271606
Sure just pay the Denbts Rape baby
>Not Yuropoor
>Not Receiving Rapefugees
How can Turkish Rape babies even compete

>>130271656
whatever man

>>130271526
If you knew ANYTHING about drug discovery you would know that the discovery of a stable compound and the identification of a pharmacokinetical response to said compound are two entirely different things that are not interchangeable and you would not be using "discovered the compound" as equivalent in meaning to "discovered the pharmacological response to said compound"

>Also, do you think I have my degree hanging on the wall like some faggot?
No, I don't think you have a degree at all.

>>130271797
>whatever man
Nah you're bullshitting
What school & what year did you graduate?

>>130271742
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3666194/
>Although racemic α-methylphenethylamine (amphetamine) was discovered by Barger and Dale in 1910
You're still confusing "discovery date" with "date approved for mass market distribution" which makes me think you aren't a biochemist at all.

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>>130246063
The mouth appears to be a match

>>130260150
;_;

>>130246063
That isn't Hitler

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>Even if the elderly man’s claim seem rather questionable, they have sparked an animated debate in Israel and in the American Jewish community concerning the future of surviving Nazi war criminals.

>>130256231
Why can't we have some fun threads where we dream of opa Hitler?

Why can't some fun be allowed?

>>130246063
That's no Adolf, the nose knows

>>130264491
It's either the Germans or the Anglos.
If the Anglos hadn't pushed the issue so fucking much it might not have ended that way. But I'd rather have the Germans than the Anglos, and so would most others.

> Go with the Anglos and get a McTasty!
> Go with the Germans and get a spine!

If Hitler was alive he would have killed himself a long time ago, given what Germany has become

>>130272555
Ears & nose contain erectile tissue. This is why ears and noses appear larger on older people, more so in males

Pretty fucking gay thread desu

Why the fuck would Hitler of all people come out of hiding? Wouldn't he rather die in peace?

>>130246301
exactly

>>130273202
Because this is fiction

>When the Fuhrer appears in front of everyone
>Drinks a rejuvenating potion
>Suddenly earth starts shaking
>THE FUCKING ANTARCTIC SPLITS IN TWO
>HUGE MASSIVE THIRD REICH BASE APPEARS
>GLOBAL LIBERATION

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>>130246063
>Ms. Martinez claims her husband never spoke about Hitler until approximately two years ago when he began showing signs of Alzheimer’s disease.
>“Sometimes, he would forget who I was and where he was. He looked like he was in trance, and he would start talking about Jews and demons. Then he’d come back to normal.”

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>>130248307
>>130270391

>>130274039

Why does he not have a radio show?

>>130248307
Not being funny but if there was a remote chance this guy was Hitler, (((Mossad))) would have found him more than 50 years ago.

>>130274257
Too much text.

Give me a TL;DR

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>>130246063

>>130256231

Why so serious m8. Take a break from saving the world superman.

>>130272463

Because cripplechan literally does not believe in fun.

>Godwin's law dictates that all online discussion eventually involves Hitler
>This discussion about about Hitler dissolves into methamphetamine discussion

What did they mean by this?

>>130274573
dumb frogposter

>>130248307
I want to believe but you didnt even get dibs

>>130269684
>no fun allowed

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>>130248307

>>130258051
You know what I don't get about you proud southerners? You almost universally fill up combat arms in the modern volunteer Army, yet you disagree with 99% of what the govt believes and are the serving the very people that killed the confederacy. Fucking cuckold.

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>>130247572
I WANT TO BELIEVE
MEIN FUERHER

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>>130246063
>implying it's not Deathshead

>>130246301
Same here....

>>130275066
This

>>130275375
THORS HAMMER IST MEIN SCHILD!

>>130246301
>>130262666
>>130270923
>>130273265
>>130275461

fucking larping faggots

I wish

>>130260758
he doesn't have a mole in any other picture.

Are you ready for "Mein Kampf 2: Electric Boogalo", /pol/?

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>>130274257
>The image 3.

I swear to fucking god, is that a motherfucking Pepe in the fucking sky?

>>130246063
>Hitler is literally an old man with Alzheimer's that randomly goes on tangents calling Jews demons and blowing his cover

Sounds just like my grandfather

>>130246063
“I’ve been blamed for a lot of crimes that I’ve never committed. Because of that, I’ve had to spend more than half of my life hiding from Jews, so I’ve had my punishment already.”


“I’ve been depicted as a bad guy only because we lost the war. When people read my side of the story, it will change the way the perceive me.”

Im waiting for his book to drop

>>130260150
you make me sad

>>130246063
Its a fucking satire site you dingo

>>130274407
mossad loves nazis , but thats a story for another day , another month , see you in september 17th-23rd.

>>130248307
and die instantly?
The guy even if he is hitler is ready to fuck off to the land of jebus any second now.

>>130274257
starts are all women? two scoops = woman and sun?

there are more than twelve stars pictured and those are making a necklace more than a crown i guess its not happening

>>130258657

What kind of infections do you have, anon?