SELECT YOUR GOD /POL/

>>129846985
Gaia desu

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>>129846985

>Can't play as Jesus and beat people with his carpenter tools

D R O P P E D

why have i never seen the chineese gods in the game

>>129846985
Isis

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>>129846985
YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

>>129846985
Isis for Power Immunity, decent tech into quick myth units
>inb4 lolLokirush

>>129847303
Because it was added in a new version called Tale of the Dragon.

>>129847188
Spotted the semite.

Jesus was not a god, he was a mortal man with a God's soul.

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>>129846985
>No roll
>No eternal Deus

Burn this heretic thread¡

>>129846985
YHWH

>>129847463
Too bad the extended edition is a buggy piece of shit that the devs abandoned.

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>>129846985
Christ

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>>129846985
I pick Assad of the Levant pantheon

>>129846985
Pfff expansions sucks

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I'm Japanese. Need I say more?

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>>129847708
he's not really on there

>>129847708
BEADY

I choose Christ, as he is Lord.
Your pagan idols are meaningless and fail to elevate the nature of man. Probably why you so flippantly debase them in games, movies, etc. You know it's because they have no power.

>no Jehovah

>>129846985
is anyone good at AOM who can teach me how to play better
how am i suppose to do 20 things in just three seconds

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>>129847469

It would appear that my cover has been blown

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>>129846985

if u choose anything other than these your a fag
>Greek, Prometheus
>Egyptian, Thoth
>Norse, Odin
I don't know too much about Atlantis, fuck dog eater gods tho

>>129849386
These are the Major gods, there are more gods (even in the game), named as Minor Gods

http://ageofempires.wikia.com/wiki/Minor_God

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>>129849784
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Strange though that they chose Loki over Frey seeing as Frey is actually a stronger god

>>129847974
Why does your God need glasses?

>>129850231
>dogeater god
>can't even see without the white man's inventions

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RA obviously

>>129848092
Jesus wasn't a jew, that implies he'd worship himself.

>>129846985
Where is Allah ?

>>129849386
Do you realize that Thoth and Prometheus are about giving enlightenment and knowledge to unwashed masses in the shadows? Except for maybe Odin, he seemed to just search for knowledge for himself. How do you reconcile the other two with white supremacy?

>>129850418
hmmmm so what religion was he? Don;t say christian...

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>>129850506
He wasn't any religion, that implies he worships himself.

You could ask what religions he's worshiped in, but he doesn't worship anybody.

>>129846985
loki, out of that selection, though raven/coyote/anansi irl

>>129850496
Prometheus and Odin more than anything embody the price knowledge is worth paying for.
I'm a white supremacist because I don't believe non-whites have the ability to appreciate that sort of thing.

>loki
>god

>>129849157
just make so many villagers that the button turns red and max food production, thats how you play better.

>Not choosing Poseidon

I feel sorry for you /pol/.

>>129850732
Yeah, but they were still different sacrifices. Odin sacrificed to achieve self-knowledge. Prometheus sacrificed to share knowledge with the ignorant, even those who may not have been worthy or capable of understanding.

>>129846985
Oh, there's a Chinese expansion? Is it any good?
I loved AoM when it came out.

Apollo

>>129846985
bullshit OP Atlanteans

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>>129846985

>>129850608
jesus's mom was promiscuous and got fucked by a different man, got pregnant and had a kid. she said it was the son of god so she wouldnt get stoned to death or some shit. either way all semitic religions are just foreign and incorrect.

>>129851255
that's what zeus is for buddy

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>>129846985
>>129850380

>>129846985
ISIS

>>129851082
What's your point?

>>129846985
Kek is the one true God, and Pepe is his prophet!

>>129846985
Hades.
Just throw more arrows at it and it should die.

>>129851815
Zeus will zap you reiddt scum

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>>129846985
Based Poseidon

>>129846985
Isis!

Is that a screenshot of fucking grepolis?

>>129846985
> Kronos
> god
You triggered me right there mate

>>129851812
Prometheus could be considered some kind of liberal or marxist of his time. He wanted to distribute a resource, knowledge, to everyone, even those who made no sacrifice of their own, and he sacrificed himself to achieve that.

Odin worked and sacrificed to achieve his own self-knowledge, and did not choose to give it to those who did not make a sacrifice themselves, it's reasonable to say he believed everyone should follow that path.

My point was just that, they were very different sacrifices, with very different mindsets being the reason for them.

>>129852675
Age of Mythology

>>129846985
false idol worship

>>129846985

None, all non-existing idols.

>>129846985
since when is Ra literally Horus?
or are they related?

>>129846985
Odin, if not norse then poseidon.

>>129852809
The vatican disapproves of this thread. Repent sinners!

>>129847391
underrated

>>129852809
fuck off christkike

>>129851320
lol right?! Family Guy made a joke about that and it blew my mind too! Happy to find someone with some real smarts on this board.

>>129852878
both have falcon head, though they should have given ra red solar crown, mainly to differentiate him from horus

>>129846985
Norse for superior ICE GIANTS.

>>129854324
i dont watch family guy but what i said is true. also stop worshipping a foreign jewish god (yahweh).

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>>129846985
Get that heathen filth away from me.

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>>129846985
Obviously Gaia.
>THICC
>Natural everything.
>World is her body, forests are her shrines.
>No Bullshit made up laws.
>Fertility 4 everyone without homo shit.
>No sworn enemies among other gods (You just do not fuck with momma Earth).

Allah is the only God

>>129854506
get that semetic filth away from me

>>129849100
what fun is jesus going to be in a game or a movie, it will just be a bunch of screaming while he's being nailed to a cross

>>129846985
BASED POSEIDON!

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>>129854506

>>129846985
Wait, when did they add China?

>>129846985
Isis is best because, ironically, her power prevents enemies from using god powers around her statues

Also early game gold rush

>>129846985
Can't decide between Greek and Norse.

Chornos, time will eventually allways win.

>>129852690
>sharing knowledge is marxism
Yeah, that's what everyone remembers the soviet union for. The great exchange of knowledge.
>mexican intellectuals

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This is how you do an OP, faggot.

>>129846985
Based Poseidon, sink the boats pls

>>129855888
checked
also rolling

>>129855611
It was an analogy. Redistributing unearned resources like knowledge is welfare, no? And knowledge is only one resource, the Soviet Union put more effort into sharing material wealth, not ideas. Turns out it was shit at both. You still seem to be deliberately ignoring the differences between those two characters I pointed out to you. They are only superficially similar, at their core they were both very different.

>>129855888
nice trips

derailling

>>129855888
RIP thread.

>>129846985
Isis
I fapped to her endlessly as a kid

>>129846985

God of all gods :

Penos - the flesh stabber

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>>129852675
nice flag, ur a peon

Odin, anyone?

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>>129855888
Fuck, is he here?

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>>129855888
>>129857811

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>>129847469
spotted the muslim.

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>>129852809
>false idol worship

nice joke sempai

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>>129846985
HERESY there is only one true God !

>>129856020
The free exchange of information is not welfare.
I'm not ignoring anything. If I understand correctly, you think that because Prometheus and Odin had different motivations, that discounts the importance of the act. It doesn't.

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>>129855888

>>129846985
Since when were the chinese in AoM?

>>129846985
>no kek
weak shit
only viable is his alter ego, loki

>>129847724
That's Dr. Thrax faggot, not Prince Kassad, get it right
fucking pleb kys

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>>129846985

Loki Trickster Race reporting in

>>129855888
lucky dog, rolling for kek

>>129855888
rollin for odin

>>129858358
>The free exchange of information is not welfare.
It is. Whether you agree or disagree with the concept of welfare is another topic.

>If I understand correctly, you think that because Prometheus and Odin had different motivations, that discounts the importance of the act. It doesn't.

Imagine this knowledge as an apple. Odin sets out to find an apple tree, climbs it, grabs an apple, and once he has it, he eats it. Turns out a worm in the apple gives him a parasite that causes him to lose his eye. That's his sacrifice. Prometheus finds a forbidden tree, climbs it, grabs an apple, and cut it into slices for all, and is punished for stealing that apple and freely giving it away.

I'm not trying to discount either of them, they both set out on a quest for an apple, but they chose to do very different things with that apple.

If you're at the start of a journey seeking that apple, then yes, they both have very much in common, they are both knowledge seekers. But once you have that apple in your hand, you will realize you have a choice to make on what to do with that apple, and THAT is the difference between Odin and Prometheus.

>>129855888
this man
I roll for trips as well

>>129855888
OP is a massive faggot, also checkd and rolling

>>129846985
praise wotan

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