SELECT YOUR GOD /POL/

>>1031605
Gaia desu

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>>1031605

>Can't play as Jesus and beat people with his carpenter tools

D R O P P E D

why have i never seen the chineese gods in the game

>>1031605
Isis

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>>1031605
YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

>>1031605
Isis for Power Immunity, decent tech into quick myth units
>inb4 lolLokirush

>>1031608
Because it was added in a new version called Tale of the Dragon.

>>1031607
Spotted the semite.

Jesus was not a god, he was a mortal man with a God's soul.

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>>1031605
>No roll
>No eternal Deus

Burn this heretic thread¡

>>1031605
YHWH

>>1031612
Too bad the extended edition is a buggy piece of shit that the devs abandoned.

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>>1031605
Christ

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>>1031605
I pick Assad of the Levant pantheon

>>1031605
Pfff expansions sucks

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I'm Japanese. Need I say more?

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>>1031618
he's not really on there

>>1031618
BEADY

I choose Christ, as he is Lord.
Your pagan idols are meaningless and fail to elevate the nature of man. Probably why you so flippantly debase them in games, movies, etc. You know it's because they have no power.

>no Jehovah

>>1031605
is anyone good at AOM who can teach me how to play better
how am i suppose to do 20 things in just three seconds

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>>1031613

It would appear that my cover has been blown

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>>1031605

if u choose anything other than these your a fag
>Greek, Prometheus
>Egyptian, Thoth
>Norse, Odin
I don't know too much about Atlantis, fuck dog eater gods tho

>>1031630
These are the Major gods, there are more gods (even in the game), named as Minor Gods

http://ageofempires.wikia.com/wiki/Minor_God

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>>1031629

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>>1031631
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Strange though that they chose Loki over Frey seeing as Frey is actually a stronger god

>>1031621
Why does your God need glasses?

>>1031634
>dogeater god
>can't even see without the white man's inventions

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RA obviously

>>1031622
Jesus wasn't a jew, that implies he'd worship himself.

>>1031605
Where is Allah ?

>>1031630
Do you realize that Thoth and Prometheus are about giving enlightenment and knowledge to unwashed masses in the shadows? Except for maybe Odin, he seemed to just search for knowledge for himself. How do you reconcile the other two with white supremacy?

>>1031637
hmmmm so what religion was he? Don;t say christian...

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>>1031640
He wasn't any religion, that implies he worships himself.

You could ask what religions he's worshiped in, but he doesn't worship anybody.

>>1031605
loki, out of that selection, though raven/coyote/anansi irl

>>1031639
Prometheus and Odin more than anything embody the price knowledge is worth paying for.
I'm a white supremacist because I don't believe non-whites have the ability to appreciate that sort of thing.

>loki
>god

>>1031627
just make so many villagers that the button turns red and max food production, thats how you play better.

>Not choosing Poseidon

I feel sorry for you /pol/.

>>1031643
Yeah, but they were still different sacrifices. Odin sacrificed to achieve self-knowledge. Prometheus sacrificed to share knowledge with the ignorant, even those who may not have been worthy or capable of understanding.

>>1031605
Oh, there's a Chinese expansion? Is it any good?
I loved AoM when it came out.

Apollo

>>1031605
bullshit OP Atlanteans

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>>1031605

>>1031641
jesus's mom was promiscuous and got fucked by a different man, got pregnant and had a kid. she said it was the son of god so she wouldnt get stoned to death or some shit. either way all semitic religions are just foreign and incorrect.

>>1031650
that's what zeus is for buddy

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>>1031605
>>1031636

>>1031605
ISIS

>>1031647
What's your point?

>>1031605
Kek is the one true God, and Pepe is his prophet!

>>1031605
Hades.
Just throw more arrows at it and it should die.

>>1031658
Zeus will zap you reiddt scum

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>>1031605
Based Poseidon

>>1031605
Isis!

Is that a screenshot of fucking grepolis?

>>1031605
> Kronos
> god
You triggered me right there mate

>>1031657
Prometheus could be considered some kind of liberal or marxist of his time. He wanted to distribute a resource, knowledge, to everyone, even those who made no sacrifice of their own, and he sacrificed himself to achieve that.

Odin worked and sacrificed to achieve his own self-knowledge, and did not choose to give it to those who did not make a sacrifice themselves, it's reasonable to say he believed everyone should follow that path.

My point was just that, they were very different sacrifices, with very different mindsets being the reason for them.

>>1031664
Age of Mythology

>>1031605
false idol worship

>>1031605

None, all non-existing idols.

>>1031605
since when is Ra literally Horus?
or are they related?

>>1031605
Odin, if not norse then poseidon.

>>1031667
The vatican disapproves of this thread. Repent sinners!

>>1031609
underrated

>>1031667
fuck off christkike

>>1031652
lol right?! Family Guy made a joke about that and it blew my mind too! Happy to find someone with some real smarts on this board.

>>1031669
both have falcon head, though they should have given ra red solar crown, mainly to differentiate him from horus

>>1031605
Norse for superior ICE GIANTS.

>>1031674
i dont watch family guy but what i said is true. also stop worshipping a foreign jewish god (yahweh).

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>>1031605
Get that heathen filth away from me.

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>>1031605
Obviously Gaia.
>THICC
>Natural everything.
>World is her body, forests are her shrines.
>No Bullshit made up laws.
>Fertility 4 everyone without homo shit.
>No sworn enemies among other gods (You just do not fuck with momma Earth).

Allah is the only God

>>1031678
get that semetic filth away from me

>>1031625
what fun is jesus going to be in a game or a movie, it will just be a bunch of screaming while he's being nailed to a cross

>>1031605
BASED POSEIDON!

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>>1031678

>>1031605
Wait, when did they add China?

>>1031605
Isis is best because, ironically, her power prevents enemies from using god powers around her statues

Also early game gold rush

>>1031605
Can't decide between Greek and Norse.

Chornos, time will eventually allways win.

>>1031665
>sharing knowledge is marxism
Yeah, that's what everyone remembers the soviet union for. The great exchange of knowledge.
>mexican intellectuals

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This is how you do an OP, faggot.

>>1031605
Based Poseidon, sink the boats pls

>>1031690
checked
also rolling

>>1031689
It was an analogy. Redistributing unearned resources like knowledge is welfare, no? And knowledge is only one resource, the Soviet Union put more effort into sharing material wealth, not ideas. Turns out it was shit at both. You still seem to be deliberately ignoring the differences between those two characters I pointed out to you. They are only superficially similar, at their core they were both very different.

>>1031690
nice trips

derailling

>>1031690
RIP thread.

>>1031605
Isis
I fapped to her endlessly as a kid

>>1031605

God of all gods :

Penos - the flesh stabber

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>>1031664
nice flag, ur a peon

Odin, anyone?

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>>1031690
Fuck, is he here?

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>>1031690
>>1031700

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>>1031613
spotted the muslim.

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>>1031667
>false idol worship

nice joke sempai

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>>1031605
HERESY there is only one true God !

>>1031693
The free exchange of information is not welfare.
I'm not ignoring anything. If I understand correctly, you think that because Prometheus and Odin had different motivations, that discounts the importance of the act. It doesn't.

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>>1031690

>>1031605
Since when were the chinese in AoM?

>>1031605
>no kek
weak shit
only viable is his alter ego, loki

>>1031619
That's Dr. Thrax faggot, not Prince Kassad, get it right
fucking pleb kys

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>>1031605

Loki Trickster Race reporting in

>>1031690
lucky dog, rolling for kek

>>1031690
rollin for odin

>>1031705
>The free exchange of information is not welfare.
It is. Whether you agree or disagree with the concept of welfare is another topic.

>If I understand correctly, you think that because Prometheus and Odin had different motivations, that discounts the importance of the act. It doesn't.

Imagine this knowledge as an apple. Odin sets out to find an apple tree, climbs it, grabs an apple, and once he has it, he eats it. Turns out a worm in the apple gives him a parasite that causes him to lose his eye. That's his sacrifice. Prometheus finds a forbidden tree, climbs it, grabs an apple, and cut it into slices for all, and is punished for stealing that apple and freely giving it away.

I'm not trying to discount either of them, they both set out on a quest for an apple, but they chose to do very different things with that apple.

If you're at the start of a journey seeking that apple, then yes, they both have very much in common, they are both knowledge seekers. But once you have that apple in your hand, you will realize you have a choice to make on what to do with that apple, and THAT is the difference between Odin and Prometheus.

>>1031690
this man
I roll for trips as well

>>1031690
OP is a massive faggot, also checkd and rolling

>>1031605
praise wotan

The fucks up with the flags in this thread?

>>1031723
this thread was moved from /pol/

>>1031723
It was moved from pol, and pol uses custom flags

I always used to play Loki and Oranos
>Prostagma

>>1031729
no, it was moved from a board without flags and IDs

>>1031742
The subject litearally says /pol/ you retard

>>1031734
ive seen threads moved from /pol/ keep the flags

>>1031749
/pol/ got some exclusive flags recently and pretty much everyone uses them
Go check for yourself, they're pretty neat

It's a continuation of a /pol/ thread.

>>>/pol/129846985

>>1031753
oh, ok

>>1031713
>Welfare
>statutory procedure or social effort designed to promote the basic physical and material well-being of people in need.
>financial support given to people in need.
You're a fucking idiot who doesn't know what words mean.
You don't need to make a retarded analogy. You're the one who's being deliberately ignorant now.
>If you're at the start of a journey seeking that apple, then yes, they both have very much in common, they are both knowledge seekers.
I already explained to you how that's not the case, making a retarded analogy and then not applying it fully to support your wordist bullshit makes you one spectacularly dumb motherfucker.

>>1031836
>State education isn't welfare
>Knowledge has no way of supporting people in need

There are people out there impoverished in the sense of knowledge, and giving them education IS a form of welfare, because they are now better able to take care of themselves. That is the whole essence of Prometheus. In fact, I'd say it's one of the BEST form of welfare, because it tends to create independent people if done right. Give a man a fish and you make a slave, teach a man to fish and you make a free man.

>You don't need to make a retarded analogy.
I made an analogy to make it easier for you to understand, but clearly your skull is too thick for even that.

>wordist bullshit
Oh it's a leaf, this all makes sense now.

If you still seriously can't see the fundamental difference between those two, there's something broken in that ticker of yours.

>>1031690
Bored

>>1031605
>chink gods
No, thank you. TofD is fucking got garbage. Chinks are too.

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This piece of shit and his stand

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>>1031690
Alright, anon. It's time for you to leave this thread.

>>1031605
Ra and Thor were the best, never played with the last two rows tho

loki isnt a god though, he is considered an ettin

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>>1031605
>no kek

Well there's your problem...