Brit/pol/ - Dough edition

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Okay, Nordy, listen up:
>in ancient times, the Welsh of what is now called Wales and England united and began to raid Europe
>they grew in enough strength and confidence to be begin to migrate and establish colonies across Europe, beginning with modern-day France and Norway
>began to subjugate countless European tribes, chiefly the Nordic ones
>settled most of Mediterranean Europe
>established ancient, prosperous cities like Rome, Carthage, Athens and Troy
>eventually reached the Middle East and settled in Israel, Syria and Egypt
>the Trojan Wars were just a civil war between Welsh lords
>it is believed that the name Achilles comes from the Welsh name Achwliaethgogwadonydd
>many such cases
>PaxCambrana.jpg
>empire gradually split apart, with each new nation aspiring to and reaching greatness (e.g. Rome, Greece)
>fast forward 132 years
>cucked snowniggers, Persians and Arabs agree to backstab the Welsh tribes
>Enter fall of Rome
>Snow niggers (Vandals, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Visigoths, Franks) start chimping out all across the Welsh lands of Europe
>enslave the Welsh
>create false identities like "Italian" and "Spanish" to divide the Welsh people
>completely erase 7000 years of Welsh history
>systematically oppress them, which is the reason why, to this day, Wales, Italy, Greece and Spain are all complete fucking shitholes
Our time will come Nordcucks. Our time will come.

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>REMINDER TO JOIN THE DUP
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

>REMINDER TO JOIN THE DUP
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

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I'd be shopping there.

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Stop linking to un-archived leftist media outlets.

Start going to Church.

>>129505844
Good lad.

How long do you lads give May, and who will replace her?

>>129505845
>start making the op text look shitty and bulky for no real reason

>>129505688
Liberal wankfest aside... that sounds like the worst movie plot I've ever heard

>>129505845
Is Church open now??

>>129505844
Where is this?

>>129506072
Sunderland I think.

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>Election is over
>Number of Corbyn shills on /pol/ has decreased dramatically

Hmmmm...

>>129505950
October at the latest. Replaced by Fox.

>>129505789
Are you retarded?

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First for real ale & real women

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>>129506174

>>129506020

>denying one of the prime vehicles of leftist tripe advancement revenue isn't a good reason

>>129506044

Only one way to find out.

Happening in Paris

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>>129506193
>shitskin flag
Retards don't perceive humour very well.
Heeyah's anuva truth bomb, bruva!

>>129506177
Why Fox? He's pretty well known and isn't well liked.

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I'd go homo for him desu.

No Homo

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>>129505789
>celtcucks

bow down to the Superior Anglo you are just another colony

>>129506334
>implying everyone doesn't just use adblock

They only make money if you click on the ads.

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>>129505844

B A S E D

Could just not shop at corner shops instead.

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Lesbian with a catholic fiancee

DUP BIGOTS BTFO

>>129506174
To be fair, they did meme-jihad the shit out of social media and /pol/. Tories were unprepared. Still fuck Corbyn and his commie fuckwit supporters.

>tfw no actual nationalist party to get behind

Red pill me on UK politics.

May has created a collation government with DUP. Can this government be suspended at any time? Can new elections be called at any time? How can a minority government be created if it's the minority?

>>129506343
No?

How long do you lads reckon it'll be before paramilitaries are marching on British streets again?

>>129505950
Makes sense for her to get Brexit through and leave. Makes sense for the Tories too.

The Tories are fucked if they jew the country on Brexit, but will need to start afresh when it's done.

Makes sense for Tories to rally round until it's done as they'll need a new leader then anyway.

>>129505776
>The recent election results were a bit worrying though, seemed to show a shift to the left at least in voting intention.

It was worrying I agree, but the Tories weren't running on a right wing platform anyway and people are completely sick of the (((austerity))) and the bullshit. Nobody really likes May and people realise that things have to change from the way they are; unfortunately they think the only way to do that is to vote for the 2nd party.

In some ways I'd actually say it's quite promising that so many people were willing to vote for an 'outsider'. I think the vast majority of his voters weren't voting for the Marxist aspects and a lot weren't even voting for unlimited gibs. I think they were voting for change. The same as in the US with Trump and the same as with Brexit.

There's no way 52% of people felt strongly enough about the EU to want to be completely out of it, but they all knew that the current system is fucked and it needs to change. They're open minds who just need pushing in the right direction.

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>>129506343
Latest

>>129506429

About a quarter of computer users employ some form of ad-blocking programme.

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>>129506541
Soon,

taigs will hang in the streets

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MSM isn't covering this

5 anti-terror arrests of "asian men" in Middlesbrough this evening

>>129506541
I can only hope that Tommy started the fire today.

I've seen normie friends on Facebook, the types who you would think totally oblivious liking his stuff. Perhaps things are finally changing.

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>>129506408
Your ancestry is overwhelmingly celtic.
"Anglos" are native Briton by majority. The most Anglo-Saxon part of England is the northeast; even then, it's 40-odd%.
You just got fucked by your Germanic massa and took on their names and culture like cucks.
If you think English people like those in this crowd look Germanic, you're a retard.

>>129506398
He seems to be impossible to get rid of despite all the shit he's done. And I could see the Hard Brexiters and the right of the party going for him over the likes of Boris or Davis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Lords

>Unlike the elected House of Commons, all members of the House of Lords (excluding 90 hereditary peers elected among themselves and two peers who are ex officio members) are appointed.[4]

British "democracy"

>>129506567
>if they jew the country on Brexit
They have to jew us now. It will be a soft Brexit. UKIP supporters should have voted for them instead of for gibs.

>>129505844
How much are his Freddos?

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>>129506174
It's almost as if there was some sort of orchestrated campaign designed to promote some sort of grassroots forward... Uhh... What's the word again...

Velocity? Nope.
Acceleration? Doesn't sound right...

Well, whoever they were, all I know is that they were equal to their mass multiplied by their velocity.

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JUST

>>129505844
Ha! I can't imagine he'll be allowed that for long. Good work though.

https://twitter.com/ianpaisleymp

Top lad. Could be a genuine asset in the Commons.

>>129506571
>There's no way 52% of people felt strongly enough about the EU to want to be completely out of it

Requesting the Momentum wojak.

>>129506810
FUCK

>>129506794
Best summary of events i have seen t b h

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>>129506810
>Ireland elected a non-white PM before us

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If it were held again today, what would be the result?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Ireland_border_poll_1973

>>129506659
We are look pretty well hung. That's why your women love us so much!

>>129506810
Is he right wing?

>>129506606
>Paris
>The global capital of romance
>A city steeped in white European history
>Hundreds, thousands of years of battles and progression
>Finally becomes a peaceful city. One in which a woman can walk around the streets at night in complete safety
>A city where a man can raise a child in the knowledge that child will become a well adjusted, well educated Frenchman with Western European ideals and a mind which is the envy of billions

>Nope

>Import third worlders
>Get macheted
>Get beheaded
>Get killed at concerts
>Get molotov'd

>>129506686
Looks a decent turnout

Hopefully the police redpilled themselves too, litttle to no issue as the counter protests stayed away.

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>>129506810
FUCK

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>>129506944
MY

>>129507023
Scotland would be even more blue

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>>129507023

Support for reunification is less than 20%. It is not happening.

>>129507096
>h ttps://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1514029470
Aren't sympathy fucks the best?

>>129507023
>98.9%

Something straight out of North Korea

>>129507023
62% remain

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>>129506810

>>129506840
Lad. Bringing a bit of lairiness to the HoC can only be a good thing.

Remind the cunts they're nothing special.

>>129507149
There was very few police compared to the number of protesters.

Had they decided they wanted to do something, there probably would have been no stopping them. But it's in Tommys interests to keep it peaceful.

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>>129506684

gee i wonder why
and good, at least they're doing something

>>129506714
kinda like the supreme court huh...

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>>129507158
SHIT

>>129506760
Soft Brexit is no Brexit. The party is over if they don't go through with it.

Corbyn effectively had a 'hard brexit' in his manifesto. Even if there was no chance he would ever go through with it - that's all he needs if the Tories choke.

>>129496442
Cornwall has never voted Labour. I don't know if it is to do with the religious non-conformist/conformist culture maintaining the Liberals and keeping Labour out of the picture but I hoped Labour would start making inroads in areas. They took Plymouth back and in some places got almost the same voteshare as the Libdems so I'm hoping the takeover is starting.

The young can possibly do it but local candidates will struggle as being a racist is one of the main benchmarks for becoming elected there.

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>>129507000

power level approaching 7000

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>>129507181
>Reunification

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>>129507413
UP

>>129506714
The House of Lords is what keeps us from being a fucked up republic desu lad. Though Blair and others did all they could to remove their power. Hereditary peers no longer exist meaning in a generation or two the Lords will just directly represent the Commons.

I would settle for a proportionally represented House of Lords. That could be a good thing.

>>129507199
Looks like one of the Brit/pol/ regulars took one for the team!

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Why does UK and US suck Israeli dick so much?

>>129507478
>unironically being pro Labour
>>>/out/

>>129506712
I can't really see it being Davis either since he has a high profile position in May's cabinet but it does need to be a Brexiter this time. Gove and Boris made themselves look ridiculous in the last contest so it can't be them. Boris is pretty ridiculous anyway tbf. It will be someone less high profile if it isn't Davis, I would have thought. Raab seems to have been sent out as one of the clean up guys - suddenly started making loads of media appearances after being quiet for the whole election, so I don't think it'll be him either.

Worked all weekend on something and now it's done. Anyone else knocking back a few cheeky tins tonight?
>>129507650
The house of lords I've described as providing an extremely useful level of non-partisan inertia in our system.

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So May just appointed a Climate Change skeptic as the Environment Secretary.
She is walking disaster

>>129507695
Israel is the promised land

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>>129507545
UP THE RA! Fuck your queen!

>>129507435
>Corbyn effectively had a 'hard brexit' in his manifesto.

No he fucking didn't.

He said he would prioritise remaining in the Single Market over ending freedom of movement (despite pledging to end freedom of movement). He said he would pay any "divorce bill" that they put in front of him. He said we would remain in institutions like the ECHR and keep the European Arrest Warrant. He said that we'd continue to contribute to funding for certain EU projects (including those that only benefit the EU).

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>>129505790
I love seeing a new meme being born. Beautiful.

>>129507819
>Israel is the promised land

The fuck?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Israelism

>DUP ARE DEMANDING FARAGE IS MADE A LORD
I REPEAT, DUP ARE DEMANDING FARAGE IS MADE A LORD

https://twitter.com/Dan_A_Murphy/status/873873015066513410

HERE WE FUCKING GO

>>129507650
Institutions (church, universities, armed forces, etc) should have significant representation in the lords

>>129506488
SNP :^)

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>>129507681

>>129507939
That wouldn't be progressive enough. All of the UK institutions need replaced now.

>because?
No one actually knows.

Here's how I see it in measures of the average quality as human beings:

Proper* Middle Class >>>>>> Working Class > Upper Middle Class > Upper Class > Underclass >>>>>>>> Foreigners

*not to be confused with working class sods convinced that they've advanced socially just because economic forces beyond their control or understanding have forced them out of the mine shaft and into a cubicle

There's this girl at work, kinda like how she's put together and I can make her laugh. Share a bunch of interests and she's hot. 2 problems. She's half poo-in-loo, and she's 6'. What do?

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>>129507650
>I would settle for a proportionally represented House of Lords
I can't think of a better system than the old "elected by god" hereditaries: they were reasonably educated, had skin in the game (long view) and had a variety of life experiences. They were far less likely than life peers to be shyster attorneys or career politicians.

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>>129507845

>>129507726
Of everybody who looks semi-likely at the moment I think it's going to be Gove. I know a lot of people hate him and he's a bit of a weasel but he's intelligent and would bring the party back together, at least a bit.

Can't be Boris, it just can't.

>>129506659
Nice transparent face cover. I'd be able to draw him 39 years from now.

>>129507791
That's a good thing though. Can't just throw money at a problem to solve it.

A few years back it was France or the Netherlands or someone who spent a fortune paving miles of a motorway with solar panels that were supposed to be brilliant but ended up hugely underperforming and are now obsolete.

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>>129507889

>>129506034
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>>129508101
the middle class are subhuman green voters.

In terms of being a actual good human being

Working class>>>Nobility>>upper class>>>>middle class

>>129508059
It was you! I knew it!

>>129508101
It's smug cosmopolitan middle class dinner party virtue signalling that created political correctness in the first place.
Meanwhile, the real working class socialists of the first half of the 20th century were actually respectable and honest.

>>129508177
I genuinely support this. The Lords should be a mix of hereditary peers and those achieved in the arts/law/sciences/business.

I think however the end of the UK will be when we have our Lords Spiritual include an Imam.

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>>129508101

I agree

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Oh

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>>129508432
FTFY

>>129507699
I'm interested in real world action. I think we can all agree when fascists attempt protest it turns out like Kekistan or whatever those creepy Americans have been getting up to. Labour and Momentum have the best setup now for going after the elites. Seeing Corbyn's interview with Marr you could see how he has adapted his tone to a more respectful manner now.

The revolution is coming!

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>>129508374

>>129506659

Those Protestants, up to no good as usual.

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>Ulsterposting is back
Can we bring back Rangers posting too?

https://youtu.be/h-rDZqFNPIQ

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Playing Huniepop lads.

Do I fuck the fairy?

>>129508234
Ever heard of trial and error you dipshit? Or do you expect all renewable projects to work first time? Rather that than Fracking.

>>129507435
>Soft Brexit is no Brexit.
It's actually worse than no Brexit.
>The party is over if they don't go through with it.
They have no choice now. They needed a bigger mandate in order to push a hard Brexit through. That's literally what the election was about. Because they have no mandate at all most of the hard Brexit legislation won't make it through the Lords. But it won't even get through the Commons anyway because at least a couple of MPs, particularly the Scottish ones, would rather resign than be whipped into it, and it only takes a handful ersigning for it to be done. The public just said they didn't want a hard Brexit - that is the main thing to take from the election. It will not happen now unless there is another election and the tories win it comfortably, which looks very unlikely tbqh.
>Corbyn effectively had a 'hard brexit' in his manifesto
Absolutely false. They campaigned on a soft Brexit platform.

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>>129506174
It's nice to have my home back desu. Also the toryboy newfags have piped down too (or have otherwise been BTFO into silence).

>>129508551
> mfw they're the same res but different sizes
> even tho theyre lossless png

>>129506710

Why did you post a picture of Dublin GAA fans?

>>129507869
Yes, yes, literally a people above all others

>>129508641
Fucking huns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waouTrzO_1c

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>Labour Won’t Try To Keep The UK In The Single Market, Confirms Jeremy Corbyn

>Labour today confirmed it would support the UK leaving the Single Market amid questions over the future of Brexit.

>speaking on the Sunday politics shows this morning, both Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell said Labour would not try to keep the UK in the Single Market – suggesting they would support the Government if a vote on the matter arose.

H-HARD BREXIT IF FINISHED

right guys?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/brexit-single-market-jeremy-corbyn_uk_593d320ee4b02402687a2460

>>129506810
>>129507117

He's incredibly right wing. He's already been nicknamed the tory taoiseach.

/pol/ would love him if weren't so easily triggered

>>129508920
What if we archive that
https://archive.is/mGWuj

>>129508628
Show us your little willy, Rimmer.

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>>129508789
Brit/pol/ is exclusively Rangers m8

>>129508988
And Aberdeen. Aberdeen is the only other predominately unionist football team. You've got to give the North East credit for electing a whole bunch of Tories to help Theresa May.

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kek

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>>129508982

>>129508641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdzOvOjAgAg

Looks like Brit/pol/ finally has an official football club.

>>129508641
Hun filth go to hell!

>>129508920
>Won’t Try To Keep The UK In The Single Market,

What is a single market?

>>129508188
Looking through the Tory ministers who voted Leave and it's an uninspired bunch. Priti Patel seems like the only one of the high-profile players who hasn't been involved in some kind of fuck up.

>>129508988
Seen plenty Celtic fans posts disillusioned with their clubs politics on here over the years t b h

a guy posted recently saying he was banned from kerrydale street forum

I'm a bear btw

>>129508694
They spent tens of millions on a project that did nothing because muh environment despite being told by every industry adviser they had on hand that it was a con.

Fracking is pointless because it isn't sustainable and there is very little return on it, yet for some reason it's being treated as a goldmine.

>>129509231
The EU trade bloc that also controls what trade deals each of its countries have

Membership means you have to have open borders between all other members and follow laws the EU makes

>>129507783
I'm on the beers too. Got fuck all work on until next weekend so this week is going to be filled with drinking and the gym.

That's a good description, at least for how they were 20 years ago. They're being castrated quite brutally and are now more of a questioning body instead of legislative.

>>129507939
I agree entirely with this.

If it became proportionally represented and elected then we could allow those in those industries/(((unions))) to vote for their spokespeople. Or just allow the whole country to decide.

Either way with PR we would get a lot more right wing representation. Likely more left wing too, but I'd rather that than them all to be centrists.

>>129508177
I liked the old system desu. It's along the lines of

>The Lord of the Manor must do well by his serfs or they'll rape his wife and take his house

Not a quote, just a statement.

Those who are in for a long time and have more to lose than just a salary are more likely to listen to the people than those who are involved in politics for a career and quick riches.

>All the shits in this thread that hadn't heard of the DUP last week now saying taig this and taig that
The only thing more pathetic than a plastic paddy is a plastic orangeman

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>>129508536
>There are 45 MPs who openly define themselves as lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender (LGBT), according to senior government equality advisor John Peart.

>That is a 40% increase from the 2015 election - when there were 32 - and includes 19 from Labour, 19 from the Tories and 7 from the SNP.

>Prominent LGBT MPs include Scottish Secretary David Mundell, Education Secretary Justine Greening, and shadow defence secretary Nia Griffith.

>Ms Griffith publicly revealed her sexuality when she posed for a photo of 28 LGBT MPs and peers for the Independent on Sunday in 2016.

>Writing in Pink News, she said: "Visibility matters, and it makes it easier for young people in particular to know that they can go just as far whether they are gay or straight."

>Stonewall, an LGBT rights charity, says the rise in the number of LGBT candidates "demonstrates how much progress Britain has made".

>Bex Stinson, head of trans inclusion at the charity, added: "Having LGBT people visible in public life also helps foster an inclusive society, and provides strong role models for those who don't yet feel able to be themselves and for young LGBT people."

>However, she said more needs to be done to increase transgender representation after none of the nine transgender candidates who stood were elected.

alri

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Chief of Staff

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>>129508781
My mistake. Here are East Anglian fans.

>>129509363
At this point I'm convinced that dumb American posters are all just YKTD on a VPN fucking with us.

>>129509231
We just sharted in it

>>129509293
I'm a Tim m8, absolutely despise the politics of some of our fans. Seems to have gotten worse recently because of infiltration.

>>129508988
Rubbish.
>>129509094
Mon the Dons.
>>129509424
> beer.
Good lad, at least I'll have some company.

>Lords
Sadly it's another lost institution. Much like the current agitation to diversify the judiciary.

>>129508641
>rangers fans sing GSTQ every game
>can't pay their fair share of tax to our majesty

You disgust me tbqhwy but our politics align so whatever

>>129509451
Karl?!

>>129509451
He's got a head like a fucking orange.

>>129508188
I could live with that but I think he would lose in an election if it came to that.

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>>129509436
It feels good having all my DUP/Loyalist memes from ages ago still saved to post now that everyone around here has come to see the light.

>>129509121
Brb getting my microscope lelel

>>129508403
>The working class were gud boys, they din du nuffin!
Anyway you there is no longer such a thing as the working class. Some formed the middleclass and the rest the underclass. Everyone in British society is as complicit as one another. The "real socialists" live on in all the classes where people are charitable and believe in universalism.

>>129509438
These people are vermin

>>129506020
>no real reason

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>>129509121
MASSAGE OIL

>>129508536
>parliament should look like the british people!

Nevermind that British people is not the same thing as residents of the United Kingdom. Removing immigrants from the count gives us a total UK citizenry which is 87% ethnic British people and over 90% white.

>>129509591
If by see the light, you mean actually know who the DUP are, then I agree

No matter how much I shilled about them being /ourguys/ they wouldn't listen

Better late than never

>>129509591
What's the name of that face rubbing meme?

>>129509654
>Some formed the middleclass

see

>*not to be confused with working class sods convinced that they've advanced socially just because economic forces beyond their control or understanding have forced them out of the mine shaft and into a cubicle

The proper middle class is all but extinct.

>The humiliated Prime Minister wept, Boris Johnson downed a pint and Tory HQ was in shock after she failed to win an overall majority, it was revealed. Michael Gove was literally shaking.

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Lads I need your input. I'm getting Children of Men tomorrow, do I get the DVD or Blu-ray?

I'm not a streamfag, I want that on my shelf.

>>129509244
Patel getting the leadership role would be one of the biggest possible kicks in the teeth to the left.

I'm not quite sure how they would react, but I do know it would be hilarious.

>>129506488

UKIP are plenty nationalist. They're just dead as fuck as no-one will unironically vote for them under FPTP.

>>129509764

It's funny that hardly anyone in Britain had even heard of the biggest party in Northern Ireland until a few days ago. Shows how much they care about Northern Ireland 2bh

>>129509508
I live in illinois, about 300 miles south of chicago

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>>129509586
>>129509584
>tfw no more XFM radio shows
>tfw not even more podcasts
>tfw Ricky and Steve broke up
>tfw Karl seems to have genuinely retired

>>129509438
Out of interest. What percentage of the UK are faggots and what percentage of MPs are faggots?

>>129509809
get the better quality obviously. why do anything else? unless for some weird reason the blu-ray is a different film.

>>129508920
He wants us to remain in the European Court of Rights, maintaining a close relationship while paying in. Basically the Norway model I imagine. So not quite a Hard Brexit but an interesting position that is once again going to expose whatever nasty plans the Tory back benchers had in mind.

>>129509809
shit movie with refugee propoganda

>>129509928
This.

>>129508641
NO SURRENDER! FENIANS BTFO!

>>129508188
I like Gove, but he is an old boy, smarmy and kinda upper class. He can certainly hold his own, but he might be too similar to Cameron to win an election

>>129509950
I swear I've listened to the XFM shows about 200 times over. They never get boring. The podcasts are great but they don't compare.

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>>129509451

>>129509244
Not a bad shout actually.

>>129509793
To elaborate a bit:

If you have significant debt (like a mortgage), work for a salary, and couldn't retire and survive off your existing assets TODAY, you are not middle class.

The fundamental characteristic of the middle class is economic independence. If you don't have that you are NOT middle class.

>>129509935
Do they not have google there?

The rule is that American posters are welcome, as long as they bother to learn at least the basics first.

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>>129509588
As long as the SNP exist and the LDs gain seats, LAB have pretty much fuck all chance of winning.

You are probably right though, he's not the most charismatic and despite May being a total cunt at least she has a bit of an aura of leadership.

>>129509669
>>129509438
>National percentage of 'LGBT' PPL is 1.7%
>LGBT in parliament is 7%
>Progress is positive discrimination

Fucking cunts. All of them.

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>>129509342
kek

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>>129509928
Nobody cares about Northern Ireland, not Dublin nor London
We're the Detroit of the British Isles
>>129509764
The DUP are going to destroy unionism in the long run though, alienating soft green and blue catholics is a very bad idea considering the generational advantage

>>129509244
The day Britain has a non-white PM is the day Britain finally dies.

She might be quite based but she still needs to go back one day.

>>129509810
Sadly she's also the most machiavellian self promoting fat arsed midget I've encountered.

>>129509928
Much like potatoes we prefer to keep you in a dark place out of sight until we need you.

>>129509952
LGBT 1.5% Of UK population according to national statistics.

Parliament is 4.5% LGBT

>>129510267
>2 more seats this election
>support for unification getting lower and lower every year

They're doing fine.

>>129510229
sure we got google
what basics are you talking about though? surely they must be posted somewhere, not sure how this relates to google

>>129510233
Didn't you read? NONE of the transgender candidates who stood were elected.

Now the funny thing is in our electoral system we are looking at pluralities; is there a constituency with a plurality of LGBT people or transsexuals in particular?

I mean they could always all move to one county and maybe have their MP, no? Is there enough of them to do that?

>>129510367
>of course it is.

Dunno why but this kinda bugs me.

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Lads, what does "Hello from the other side" actually mean in Britspeak?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffk4rot0XF4

>>129510267

While we don't care a lot by any objective measure, we care 1000x more than those in Britain do, and you hate us for it for some reason.

>>129510362

Wrong ethnicity mate. We're talking about Northern Ireland (part of your country) and the loyalists there.

It's funny how you don't know the difference though. Says a lot about how much you care about Northern Ireland.

>>129510284
She is half-poo, half-Anglo.
She can be colonised easily. She has been.

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SHAG, MARRY, KILL: Rachel Riley, Susie Dent, Carol Vorderman

>>129505688
If Conservatives go for a soft Brexit I legit think I might vote Corbyn next time, I might as well get bennies and watch as the system fails.

>>129510482
Maybe it's because a minority group is over-represented in our national parliament?

No idea.

>diversity is our strength

>>129510538
I knew about the DUP, Paisley and the lot of them.

>>129510367
Imagine my shock.

>>129510540
One drop.

>>129509137
You'd need a telescope to see that.

>>129510485

I would imagine it's some sort of esoteric meaning derived from the author of the songs own life; but I could be wrong.

>>129509793
I agree that they're still part of the underclass. Me as well considering I work in a office job that was probably performed by a women 30 years ago. I have a degree (not a very useful one) and have the nous to move up into the Middle Class pay-grades quite easily. Though nothing is certain for those without a proper profession nowadays.

The Middle Class I was referring to are the engineers and other tradesmen who have accumulated wealth through property. Not a lot separates them from the old middle class factory managers and owners.

>>129510035
>nasty plans
Why do you choose to write like a child?

>>129510385
They got two more seats due to the last assembly election spooking the unionist vote, driving the number of voters up this election and SDLP deciding to run in south Belfast, splitting the moderate vote

Source on the decline in support for unification? brexit, RHI and the DUP now being in power sharing has been bound to drive it up

>>129510392
It does get a bit tiresome being constantly asked to explain the definitions of things when they are easy enough to google.

>>129510124
Same. It's a shame that they never fulfilled their potential.
I'd love to see Ricky and Karl do a program on weird animals, or Karl and Steve do a program on DIY, or some shit like that. They've got (or had) such a great thing.

But hey, at least we still have Stephen Fry, Gina Yashere, and Francesca Martinez. They'll never retire. Never.

>>129510075
He is smarmy as fuck. I called him a wanker to his face in about 2012 so I'm hoping he takes it so I can tell the story about how I called our PM a wanker.

Aside from him, though, I can't really see any other realistic choice.

>Hammond
No chance. The public would never take to him and he wouldn't command the respect of the party
>Rudd
No. Just a typical woman MP. Not bad as an MP, nowhere near leadership material
>Davis
Too right wing for any fence sitters, he would lose too many votes to Labour because the media would call him literally Hitler
>Javid
Fuck knows. I know nothing about him. But if he leads the Tories I'll eat Paddy Ashdown's reserve hat.

>>129510267
>generational advantage
>young Protestants move away from their churches and become atheist which is literally happening in all other Protestant countries
>ergo they will become pro-Irish rebels as a result

>>129510546
Marry Riley, shag Vorderman, kill Dent

>>129510818
>I'm a retarded American, please give me (you)s

>>129510802
>I called him a wanker to his face in about 2012

Wow, you're hard.

>>129508641

Rangers posting died in 2012.

>>129510613

Why did you think they were "Irish" then? They hate being called that.

You big liar you.

>>129510874

I like the Fenian symbols on the top left and right hand corners. Very inclusive, thanks lad.

>>129510392
Funnily enough, there was another American who compiled a bunch of stuff for people like you who wanted to learn more (but I don't have the link unfortunately).

He'll post it at some point, but yes, it should definitely be in the OP.

>>129510291
>machiavellian
>implying machiavellian is a bad thing
the state of you lad, it's working for corbyn

>>129506781
jej at the clever momentum joke.

>>129510835
I'd kill vorderman and shag dent desu

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>>129510766
>Francesca Martinez
I genuinely just got mad reading that name

>>129510686
Are you referring the difficulty of the word I was using or the fact that I was using emotive language? If the former then I'll try to use more difficult words for you. If it's the later then I find it ironic considering the emotive language those on the right attach to socialism e.g. evil, scum.

>>129510367
>They need more representation

Now what's the percentages for non whites?

>>129507791

Climate change denial is a very minority viewpoint. It's a bit fucking wierd how it seems nearly everyone in Teresa May's cabinate seem to subscribe to it.

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>Tfw

>>129510802
>I called him a wanker to his face
but why ;_;

>>129510291
I'd still shag her though

>>129510474
see
>>129510367
for the real stats

I didn't read the full thing, clearly. My apologies.

There are around 1,110,000 faggots in the country, though that number is likely smaller since that includes (((bisexual))) and isn't age adjusted so let's say a million, roughly.

A constituency is around 100,000 people.

So they would be able to have about 10 constituencies

>>129510648
The one drop laws only applied to niggers. People of injun descent were exempt. Patel is 100% Caucasian, I imagine in a society with a lot of Anglo-Indians they would also be exempt or receive a kind of slack legally.

One drop rules were specifically created to fuck niggers.

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>so what we're hearing is, you still want independence

Christ almighty.

>>129510926
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Northern_Ireland

>people who actually looked up NI's demography are dumb because I say so
>ignorance is power

Kill yourself

>>129510874
"You have been visited by big Ian"

Did someone break out the ouija board?

>>129511279
Yes, Theresa May when she won the election.

>>129511174

> the women are fucking them alright

>>129511174
I really do feel sorry for you mongrels. It must be hard coming to terms with your mixed ancestry, but it doesn't mean you have to project it onto the rest of the West.

>>129511174
''Haha guys just fuck Indians, they're white anyway haha''

Kys Tyrone. The Indian is an inferior and primitive being, he or she cannot be the equal of a white man.

>>129510944
I really am.

>>129511132
Because he was being a wanker. I was on a protest and speaking to another MP and some cucks and he tried to interrupt then said

>Maybe when you grow up you'll understand that people are entitled to oppose your views

I am, and was, fully aware of that. These were anti-nuclear cucks and they were being autistic so I had to raise my voice slightly and throw facts at them to shut them up.

To be fair to him, he was just trying to calm the situation I think. But at that time he was a wanker to me, so I told him that.

>>129511251
>burger who thinks church attendance is what makes someone a loyalist paramilitary accuses others of ignorance

>>129511118
>the motivation for the NWO was to get rid of the colour clashes on this map
guess I'm a globalist now

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>>129510874
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER

Labour sought DUP election pact in 2010

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsWAPbvVsts

>>129510802
Gove isn't getting anywhere near power. The little cunt will get ripped to shreds for being a snake journalist just look Boris Johnson.

No one wants a PM that traveled out to meet Trump and said "P-pls read my book Donald"

>>129510538
I was just referring to everything across the irish sea.

>>129510611

That's rather what bothers me.

>>129510977
Perhaps I should have said self serving.
Same thing I suppose.

>>129511153
Come on lad you can do better than that.

>>129511240

Seems from my observation the bongs are increasing on that rather than decreasing. Gotta stop those foreigners from coming in. And gotta cut the EU off from payments.

> if they find out how little its going to damage the economy, even more will want a hard brexit for breakfast.

>>129511491
>NWO
Tinfoil OUT

>>129511535
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Get this out there. That's fucking pottery

>>129511535
Also in 2015, Ian Paisley Jr. tweeted as such.

>>129511411
>literally being so dumb he doesn't understand what the one drop rules were targeted for

I don't live in a country where 50% of black people are married to white people so I wouldn't know much about mixedness. You however probably would.

>>129511458
>dey gots da huge demographic advantage in da youfs
>statistics say no
>i disagree wiff da statistics m8

Kys

>>129511570
The anon was talking about Scotland burger. Try harder next time.

>>129511556
Better than Patel?

Aye I can, but I still would. Not everything in life is about striving for the absolute best, sometimes it's okay to just take simple pleasures. Plus I could sell my story to the papers. Or blackmail her. Either would make me some money.

>>129511570
This is about Scottish independence though, which is now so unpopular that the SNP - built around Scottish independence - is temporarily dropping it as a policy.

>>129507845
>I love seeing a new meme being forced by a bunch of mouthbreathing spastics. Beautiful.

>>129510969
I'm not the person you were talking to, retard.

>>129510802
from what other anons have been saying priti patel seems good. She does well in tv debates and can disarm lefty identity politics.
Or this guy because the election campaign will be meme-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7lWRtfve8

>>129510802
This is why I think Raab would be a good choice: Pro-Brexit, actually somewhat smart and charismatic, no major fuck ups, not completely unknown but not too high profile either, part-Jewish but only on his father's side (imagine Corbyn taking on a part-Jew, this would actually be epic), is concerned with social mobility, a good speaker, and good on economics but also pro-gay rights and things like that. Not our guy at all but would objectively be a good choice. But as I said earlier in the thread they have sent him out as one of the clean up guys to talk to the media so they're obviously not preparing him to be PM.

>>129511691
>i've just been on wikipedia and now i'm going to tell you all about the history, demography and future of the province you live in

BURGERS OUT

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>>129511740

Scots?
Leaving them to their own?

Why... that hasnt been a thing for... centuries.

>>129511380
Only because the useful idiots of the dup licked her arse. They'll be discarded like a used condom in not too long. I'm screen capping all these posts to increase my smugness when it does happen.

Anons, I'm looking after a doggo for a couple months, lovely thing but oh my god his breath. What's best for this?

>>129511720
I'm fairly sure there were a lot of rumours about her a while back so you might be in with a chance,

>>129511251
You fucking idiot
Generational advantage refers to the fact that until very recently catholic families were much larger, meaning they are slowly shifting the demography of the country towards majority nationalist background population due to advantage this gives them in breeding pairs compared to people of a unionist background, it has nothing to do with whether or not people actually follow religions

>>129511691
You will note that while protestants still have a majority in all sectors of the population their majority is trending downward

>>129511585
Shapeshifter pls

>>129511912
>>129511740

Might as well raise Braveheart from the dead.

>>129511969
Just don't kiss the doggo anon.

>>129511817
This man is a Knight of the Realm.

>>129511945
if you're not british and vehemently anti british why are you in this thread

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>>129505688
Checking them digits OP

Praise kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

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>>129511747
>mouthbreathing spastics

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>>129511747

I agree. There's nothing worse than a someone trying to force a meme through by using needless repetition.

>>129511988
Sounds a bit like british demographics in general.
>>129512037
I'm not Canadian.

>>129512119
burn in hell

>>129511747
>I love seeing 1PBTID angrily replying to old posts

There's nothing "forced" about Brit/pol/'s grateful celebration of the DUP. It's like discovering a best friend that you never knew you had before.

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>>129512119

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>>129512133

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>>129511993
huehuehuehuehuehue

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>>129512210
Fuck

>>129506571

This is always the outlook of the hard left, though.
If the working class don't agree with you, they just haven't been properly persuaded yet.

>>129509809
Book is better

>>129512055
best timeline

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>>129512210
global pol was a mistake

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>>129512109
;)

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>>129508277

>>129512486
it's okay i know it's because you want to be significant again

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>>129509790
feels good

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>>129512303
>>129512417

>>129512210
Why does he look so much like a Pug?

>>129511817
Literally carved out of wood.

Fantastic.

>>129512562
I am convinced this account is satire, its too finely tuned to trigger /pol/

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>>129512210

>>129511824
He's about as charismatic as George Osbourne was I'm afraid. At least he to my knowledge didn't write about the British being the "biggest workplace idlers".

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>British women

>>129511817
OH MY GOD THE MUSIC.

That can't be real.

>>129512534
Nah lad I'm grand :)

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>>129512562
Good god.

>>129511817
Okay my money is on him.

>>129511824
(((())))

Still though, you could be right. Maybe an unknown is a better option. Give the party a breath of fresh air.

>>129511969
Toothpaste and smints

Good to know, I'll crack on.

>>129512728
>aye me lad got plenty of potatoes i sure do ya ha dee dum

umm ok

>>129512698
Not been to East Yorkshire have you lad?

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>>129512210
>Using lorica segmentata against antifa

Good luck against those crushing blows from fire extinguishers and tire irons.

You can't live your life like a meme.

>>129505844
what a manlet

>>129512780
I'm not sure if I'd feed him smints but then again the little fucker actually drinks tea.
>>129512796
I'd forgotten how bad it was.

It's amazing.

>>129511013
What's she on? I haven't seen her since Grange Hill.

>>129512133
Where would I find me one of those?