Brit/pol/ - Crumpets and Cottages Edition

D...D....DUP

D...D....DUP

D...D....DUP

D...D....DUP

D...D....DUP

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ulster edit of this when

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>JOIN THE DUP
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So have we officially DROPPED UKIP and now ride the DUP train lads?

How Euro-Skepticism BTFO British Nationalism
Richard Spencer discusses Theresa May's catastrophic victory in the 2017 General Election, how UKIP was ruined by its success, and how British nationalism paid the price for focusing on "Euro-Skepticism."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKeyhGArcEc

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>3 new brit/pol/s

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First Ireland, than Hong Kong.
Most importantly Hong Kong.

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Theresa May is a hard right Catholic girl, with a subsequently hard right wing voting record as a literal ‘who’ MP in the background of politics. She knows the Tory machine well by this point and knows that only by being a socially liberal pandering shill is she ever gonna gain influence or power. She then ‘campaigns’ for the remain side of the referendum, and ends up Tory leader because the (((higher ups))) pushed her because of her socially liberal and orwellian shit she did as Home secretary.

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>>129225131
Crypto-conservative May then proceeds to try and figure out the best way to make Poland look like a fucking lefty paradise, yet has been unable to figure out how (instead just becoming a pro hard Brexit moderately anti-islam leader, take into account the hysteria surrounding her as somebody pulling the Tory party to the right to kill UKIP), then comes along her visit to the White house with newly elected President Trump.

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>>129225052
YES. ENGLISH DUP CANDIDATES NOY.

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>>129225186
>>129225131
Trump, after having learned of how right wing she really is and getting to know her (they had very good chemistry), tells her what to do next. Trump tells her the Art of the Deal, and how to masterfully calculate a plan to crush all opposition and turn Britain into a country willing to flatten Zimbabwe into a scorched earth just for revenge for Ian Smith. Theresa then intentionally calls an election (that she originally never planned), intentionally shills some of the most unpopular policies and intentionally fucks up at every turn to give Corbyn enough of a swing to only dent her majority so that she would be ‘forced’ into coalition with the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP).

>>129225031
Stop shilling for the DUP you mong

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>>129225062
>listening to some bitch tit fag who got knocked out by a literal shit eating cuck

The DUP are the worst thing to happen to unionism since Michael Collins
Ideal situation would have been UUP or an outright Tory majority

The DUP are
>Corrupt
>Incompetent
>To the right of UKIP on most issues, nice for brit/pol/ but for the Tories who are to the left of UKIP on many issues its awful
>Have a legion of skeletons in their closet
>Responsible for the NI government collapsing because they botched a scheme that's going to cost 1/20 of the budget for the next 20 years then their leader refused to take any accountability, then it was found out that a large number of DUP member's families benefited directly from it, then it emerged that their leader was literally directly responsible for reviewing the scheme and either failed to spot the flaw or decided to let it go ahead regardless

The DUP are going to destroy the Tories

>>129225052
They've got some rather good policies:

The DUP manifesto is rather better in places than that Conservative manifesto:

>The DUP pledged:

>To reduce the rate of Corporation Tax to at least 12.5%;
>To freeze then cut or abolish the TV licence and reform the BBC;
>To cut the VAT rate for tourism businesses;
>To introduce a Trade Accelerator Plan including an enhanced range of initiatives to help support both new and existing exporters to explore new markets;
>To abolish Air Passenger Duty;
>To establish low tax, deregulated Freeports in economically underdeveloped parts of the UK
>To reduce the number of Government Departments and reduce the number of Special Advisors;
>To introduce a Civil Service Voluntary Exit Scheme yielding annual savings of approximately £100 million;
>To create new trade, investment and innovation hubs in key global markets;
>To introduce alternative models of public sector service delivery such as increasing the use of social enterprises.

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>>129225237
>>129225186
>>129225131
From now on, any time Theresa pushes
her long held hard anti-LGBT, anti-abortion, anti-feminist agenda through she need only ‘throw’ the DUP under the bus and say it had to be done to keep their support. Theresa will completely shift into Trumpian nationalism after having shaken any last moderate Tory supporter away to the Labour party or Lib-Dems, she’ll then have full support from the Brexiteers (fully supporting the cause).

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>>129225052
We can't even vote for the DUP. UKIP is dead and needs to be completely changed now, including the name.

>>129225052
We havn't dropped anything just added them. If Nige returns to UKIP then UKIP are prominant then

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>>129225281
>>129225237
>>129225186
>>129225131
The Tories will become right wing again, the abscence of a genuine conservative government will have been filled, millions of UKIP voters become Tories, Nigel Farage joins the Tory party again at long last, the Labour party collapses in 2022 under absolute Tory campaign obliteration as the economy booms under Trump’s second term. This was all intention smokescreen so that the right wing could win an election, and not the Tory establishment. Take the May Pill.

>>129225052
UKIP voters actually split and most went to labour.

>>129225281
>being this deluded

>Norn Huns celebrating the UK election
>Brexit will force a United Ireland anyway

It's all a bit mad lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV559hRBNOs
fuck dup and fuck white people

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>h-he's a communist!
>h-he's going to turn britain into venezuela!
>t-there's no way he'll take seats from the tories!
>h-he's unelectable

/pol/ BTFO

CAN ANYTHING STOP THIS MAN?

SING IT WITH ME:
THE PEOPLE'S FLAG IS THE DEEPEST RED
IT SHROUDED OFT OUR MARTYRED DEAD

guys
guys
GUISE

i just realised:
theresea may is literally the julia gillard of bongland

>>129225469
>CAN ANYTHING STOP THIS MAN?

Yes, the election we just had.

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>>129225469
>CAN ANYTHING STOP THIS MAN?
Apparently so

someone is literally flying a socialist workers flag
>>129225444

>>129225444
>how they spend their friday nights

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HAHAHAHAHA

I really don't understand, why Farage can't become tory and change the party

>>129225444
Didn't they do this in 2015? And Brexit?

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SAY IT WITH ME BOYS.

ULSTER.

FASCIST.

UPRISING.

I HAVE MADE A PEACEFUL AND LEGITIMATE REQUEST

GINA MILLER SPOTTED

>>129225633
well we are posting on 4chan to be fair

>>129225444
Why? Do they think her standing down will magically lead to Corbyn being elected?

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>>129225238

can i go to bed now, brit/pol/?
will i have time to sleep before next happening?
how long until brit/poo/ returns to comfy posting rate?

?

Those among you who are heterosexual and cisgender might ask yourself how any of the LGBT issues affect you. Simply put: They don’t. But your behavior towards members LGBT community might affect them. So here are a few tips to make them feel more included and to stop stigmatization:
Don’t use derogatory words: stay away from words like “faggot”, “dyke”, “lesbo”, or “tranny”. Further, try not to use “gay” as a negative term. These are incredibly harmful to the community. There are plenty other words you can use to curse. This also applies to various slurs in other languages as well.

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>>129225721
It's honestly like a wonderful dream.

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CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK

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lads I need a second opinion. Purple or Dark Blue?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13147957

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>tfw got two jobs in one day

Can safely say I'm pretty happy lads

>>129225874
Why does the other one say Brillo pads?

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>>129225237
4D CHESS

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ITS A DUP TAKEOVER

>Scotland kept the Tories in power

This is a fucking bizarre timeline/

>>129225913

Can I have the one you don't want?

Why do you lads hate LGBT anyway?

>>129225866
Faggot is such a fun word, people will never stop using it.

>>129225905
>What's that shirt anon?
or
>Oi mate, why are you wearing a pro-nazi tee?

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>>129225948

>>129226015

gays and pakis out

gotta hand it to the EU they get shit done

what are our politicians pratting about at? why does it take months to do anything in this country?

we should be kicking the doors into the negotiation rooms at 9:30 tomorrow

>>129225981
the union's really coming together lad

>Englishmen being proud of being cucked out of money and independence by the DUP

Kek

Seriously though, this coalition won't last three months.

Screenshot this if you must.

>>129226015
It's a sin, and against my Muslim faith.

>>129226015
I actually dont hate gay people themselves but the culture they promote

>>129225817
Sorry Bruce, Brexit is next weekend, the Brit/pol/ Happenings are eternal now.

>>129225263
Truly the best timeline

>>129226015
If every human were straight, there's no problem.
If every human were LGBT, we die out.

Clearly there is a problem.

>>129226015
It's all cover for pedo.
All gays were molested and all gays molest.

>>129226015
It's a degenerate sexual fetish.

DUP GONNA KEK THE TORIES ON THE BREXIT DEAL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>129226134
if it doesn't then its PM Corbyn confirmed

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VELOCIRAPTORS ARE A REPUBLICAN FABRICATION

>>129226157
>tfw missingout feels
>tfw trying to keep up
a-at least wish me good-night...

>>129226015
LOOK AT ME IM A FAG

DILDOS DICKS, COCKS LOOKIE LOOKIE

GAY PRIDE, SUCK IT NORMAL PEOPLE

>>129226015
I'm Bisexual and I hate LGBT culture, gay bars are fine, pride parade is fucking degenerate

Good-noight!

>>129225469
Based Jezza

>>129226157
are you an actual paddy?

if so, what's your opinion on the dup happenings?

>>129226276
NEVER NEVER NEVER

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwWbCDmMafg

>>129225237
>Tories making up fan fictions to feel better about their humiliation

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Hurry up Corbyn and dissolve parliament forever

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Two really quick questions:

Why are there 4 brit/pol/s? And is the amount of lefties on brit/pol/ genuine or were you guys invaded by Reddit over the Corbyn nonsense?

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>>129224863
The UK didn't drink enough milk

>>129226134
This.

People are unaware of the staggering incompetence of the DUP, anywhere but N.I. and they wouldn't have a chance

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38301428

>>129226296
kys.

inshallah.

>>129225237
>>129225281
>>129225341
>THE TORIES WILL FINALLY BECOME FAR-RIGHT FASCIST TRADITIONALISTS YASSSSSS QUEEN

Nah m8 it's not happening

>>129226337
;_;
but why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0NHHiQNKBQ

>>129226395
Ooo are they?

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GAS THE BUMMERS

VELOCIRAPTOR GENOCIDE NOW

Jim Waterson I know you're reading this. I have inside information on the DUP and their secret anti-lgbt agenda. It's called plan UP-thera and if you get a 4chan rubidium account you can pm me.

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I fucking told you this shit wouldn't last a week without the cracks showing.

>>129226357
>>129226423
It's just bants lads, it's fun connecting suspicous dots into a conspiracy theory

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Libtards are so frustrated and angry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV559hRBNOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV559hRBNOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV559hRBNOs

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God lads, why are the Liberal Democrats so cucked on identity politics, immigration and the EU?

They have a host of good policies that I like as a Liberal, but they're such unbearable cucks it's unbelievable.

dup want a "" soft brexit"" fuck um

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>>129226490
>ulsters elite

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>>129226548

>>129226595
Mong, they will get their government at this rate.

>>129226276
Brit/pol/ will be here when you wake up m8.
Goodnight.
>>129226319
The DUP are literal political retards.
They're crooks, the Ash for Cash scheme tells you all you need to know.
They rely on the UK for everything because they're just useless at everything.

>>129226563

>Conservative

>sweaty rug munching lesbian publicly shitting all over traditional marriage

DAMN I JUST LOVE THESE CONSERVATIVES AND ALL THE GREAT STUFF THEY CONSERVE

>>129226618
Not any more lad.

>>129226531
Exactly, now get off.

>>129225649
because he would be a nobody in the Tories.

>>129226145
>>129226296
These are truely the most accurate answers you'll get for that question.

Nobody hates people simply for being LGBT, it's the special treatment and recognition some want that is disliked.

See: Runescape Pride day for an example.

p-please tuck me in and say goodnight, mummy

>>129226618
Why would you prefer a hung parliament or left-wing government?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTNx7Rii-6A

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>"Hey kuffar, recite verse 10:12 of the Qu'ran or face my wrath"

>>129226648
HAHA no seriously.

>Buzzfeed

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South Belfast resident who voted for Pengelly yesterday.

Feeling good lads

>>129226438
to homosex, the DUP-SS might kick my door down, how can I fight of legal handguns when wasn't a tit and binned my plastic spoon?

>>129226595
>Protesters gather outside Downing Street to demand Theresa May’s resignation
So, they support PM Boris Johnson
wtf i love libtards now

>>129226607
i miss nick clegg desu. actually i only really like nick clegg as an mp rather than party leader. him and vince cable are aces in my book even after the coalition (waahhhh why did the lib dems have to compromise in a fucking coalition deal)

lib dems need a good solid leader. if maajid nawaz was still an MP i'd hope he would take up the mantle but he has moved on to better things

>>129226579
I know, but it's fun to make fun of Tories.

I've noticed they've all gone quiet today, and if they haven't they're saying "well we got more seats than Labour so we won".

>>129226814
>sikh and tanned englishman
>paki

>>129226684
t-thanks you too

>>129226857
Shoo shoo mayfly

>>129226844
would smash desu

>>129226926
>Tanned englishman

OY VEEEEEEEY

>>129226684
that's just Ireland as a whole, and they don't come close to Scottish levels of parasitism.

>>129226844
And this is another thing youse are missing, over 200 women were elected yesterday.
Women are going to be running all the important ministries.

WE'RE DOOMED!

Who's still paying these Jews?

https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial

Lads, 7,000 new votes appeared out of nowhere for the Labour candidate in my constituency. Turnout was spectacularly high. There are no unis here or anything. What happened? Where did all of the votes come from?

>>129226847
but its not homo if you're my mummy

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GOOD NEWS CHAPS

ABSOLUTELY CIVIC

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I'm worried I may be turning into a cynical asshole like my brother.

I just got back from holiday and for the last two days I done nothing but complain when in reality it wasn't so bad. Now I'm back home I feel sad how I reacted.

I don't know if it's been the weather (endless rain), money problems or my ear problems (including tinnitus) but I was not like this last year.

I just hope I'm not turning into my older brother. He's the opposite of a happy person, he works and gets on in life but is cold and negative emotionally. It's like he's empty inside, it scares me.

>>129226595
>Libtards are so frustrated and angry
The people who are frustrated and angry are all those tory backbenchers who want Theresa May to resign. You shouldn't be worried about 'libtards'.

Counties will be seceded to Ireland by 2020. It wouldn't surprise me if the whole of Northern Ireland was given back by 2030.

Catholic family pretty mad that the DUP are part of the coalition.

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>>129226906
this is a win for the right wing, not the Tories or Tory establishment. Somehow 4chan won an election it didn't even try to win.

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>>129226684
They are Irish. Just British Irish.

Still better then SNP. .

I fucking gave in a created a leddit account just to try and argue with some of these faggots, they fucking wont accept different opinions and automatically think everyone is fucking hitler, what the fuck is wrong with these "people"

>>129226804
one that will deliver a proper brexit

>>129226968
well he doesn't look like a paki. not ugly enough.

>>129225197
Spicy.

>>129227049
CIVIC SURGE

Got to admit as a British loving burger, that as much as it sucks that Labour wasn't wiped out, a Tory-DUP alliance is a nice consolation prize.
All the right people are going to lose their shit.

>>129227172
>getting involved in reddit arguments
holy shit how autistic are you

>>129226998
>>129227150

Fuck the Scots, seriously.
Losing seats to the Tories, in Scotland.
Now you'll never get rid of them.

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>>129226903
I agree. I think Clegg's apology was really noble of him because it's not often at all that a politician apologises for breaking a promise.

The problem I think is that they rely on the student vote a lot and obviously students get taught illiberal Marxist shite in colleges so...It'd be great if the 'Liberal' part of the Liberal Democrats actually meant something still.

>>129227197
He dont look that great

>>129227050
accept Christ and let Him melt your heart of stone

or if you want to feel nice
just wish me good-night

>>129227257
fuck off out of this thread

>>129226618
>Please look at me I made up some bullshit and have no source

unless you are implying that an open border with ireland is soft brexit LUL

>>129227259
I dont go on reddit i just wanted to fucking get some sense out of them

>>129225263
T. Gerry Adams

So what's the timeline for events now?
By "events" I mean May's ousting and the next general election. We cannot go through Brexit like this

>>129227193
That doesn't answer my question. Left wing parties are opposed to leaving the EU. Euroskeptics are left wing. Why do you prefer a left wing government or a hung parliament?

pls wish me goodnight brit/pol/

please

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>>129227312
Bit harsh lad

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>>129225075
relax it's friday have a bbq or something

What on earth is the point in this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/s4c

>>129227370
Good argument ya slabber

>>129227344
you're the reason why people refer to /pol/ as the reddit board y'know. all that shitposting on /r/thedonald and shit starts flowing upstream

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>>129225267
>>To reduce the number of Government Departments and reduce the number of Special Advisors

Go watch House of Cards and then tell me that's a good idea, especially with this fucking lot

>>To create new trade, investment and innovation hubs in key global markets

You're just a jealous kiddy who wishes he could enjoy London for what it was, instead of getting his panties all sweaty because niggers and Pakis XDDD

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>The time for argument is over.

>Armed struggle must commence again.

>The SAMS will be out in t minus 5 minutes

WHAT DO YOU DO?

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Who's the better Nigel?

goodnight, brit/pol/

>>129227378
May will go once the EU talks either collapse or conclude (probably the former).

>>129227438
nn

>>129227378
Couple months until the first speedbump emerges. DUP quits? May forced out. No confidence vote called.

>>129227440
No worries...always a few sad cases.

>>129227378
Brexit is 10 days away. Holy shit lads.
What a summer we're in for.

>>129227486
I just said I dont go on reddit you fucking summercunt, its faggots like you with with praise kek shit that turn us into reddit

>>129224863
Is the DUP going to remove pakis? Will Britain be great again before America?

i said...
good-night, mummy/pol/

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the STATE of this post

I don't even know where to begin

going to the chinese lads

want anything?

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>>129227263
nope but we'll tell ourselves it was worth it if brexit goes ahead with one less irritating fuckinh detour and Sturgeons smug haggis face won't intrude on our tv licensed tellies anymore.

>>129227291

I already believe in God mate.

Oh and good night :)

Please pray that positive times come my way.

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Another senior Tory MP told ITV News: 'We all f***ing hate her. But there is nothing we can do. She has totally f***ed us'.

wew may may is f***ed

Has anybody JUSTED this pic yet, it would be nice pls

please tuck me in mummy

>>129227595
>I dont go on reddit

>>"I fucking gave in a created a leddit account"

therefore, you go on and actively engage with the reddit community

you go to reddit

>>129227130
It's a win for Northern Ireland because they get more gibsmedats from England. The DUP are shockingly incompetent, too.

It's hilarious that people here think we're going to move to the right. This coalition will be finished by October, and a new election will commence.

>>129227688
She wants to nanny the internet, it's good her time is coming to a close.

>>129227263
Well the SNP didn't care about governing, just "Muh referendum again" when everyone knew that it was a dead issue.

So glad a lot of the SNP blowhards got waxed.

The Irish seem really salty about this DUP thing

>>129227656
chicken balls and chips m9

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>>129227130
>Liberal fervour leads to leave winning Brexit, Trump getting elected, and the most right-wing British government in years, and we didn't have to do anything, and they still think they've won

>>129227685
>an actual Christian
>on brit/pol/
BEST GOOD NIGHT EVER :D
noighty-noight!
will pray for you~! (really!) :D :D

>>129227688
here we go with the autism hate

>>129227777

>>129227021
reported to the DUP

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>>129227656

A munchy/snack box.

>>129227511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj2MnP5BOaI

Get the Northern Irish drug dealers to kill the Republican drug dealers.

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>>129227656
Cook you financier of ethnics, you.
pic related takes 15 minutes

>>129226814

>Sikh turban
>Islam meme

Sometimes I wonder how many pol users are mentally retarded

>Sinn Féin are not bad now, DUP are alarming
>Very very scary
>Still, where was Mrs Mays landslide
Lefty lad at school, laughing me ass off at him

I just realised May has doubly fucked the Tories as they won't be able to pass that boundary review due next year.

>>129225062
>supports that one halfbreed democratic party feminist because "fug drumpf"
>now supports the EU because "don't you see we need the EU for British nationalism to exist"

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>>129224863

God bless our new Ulster overlords!

>>129227799
Imagine Sinn Fein took their seats and formed a coalition with Labour.

It's basically like that.

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BASED

>>129228035
>I just realised May has doubly fucked the Tories as they won't be able to pass that boundary review due next year.

Yup , no way that is happening now

>>129228035
>just realising that now

>>129227969
nah chinese is a staple takeaway here, perks of an empire. Funnily enough America and Britain were virtually the only countries in the west that had cantonese food, most of Europe had nothing or Japanese food up until recently.

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>>129227986
It ain't just /pol/

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>>129228097
That's hilarious.

I just want May to leave

Daily reminder that Gerry Adams works for MI5.

>>129224863
Did DUP support the Leave campaign as a party during the referendum?

P.S. Between you and me, get the ethnics out

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13148111

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13148111

>>129228236
and all it cost you is having to send your kids to school with gooks.
dickhead

>>129228097
Its nothing like that.

>>129228384
He's also a Marxist rat.
In a weird way I want the DUP in power/

That's how much I hate leftists.

>>129228384
>MI5
he works for MI6

>>129228333
It's hilarious providing it doesn't lead to people dying.

>>129228234
I'd forgotten it was even a thing. [spoiler]I also spent most of the day with a hangover, regretting staying up so late.[/spoiler]

>>129227986
If you get baited that easily you really are a spastic

>>129227799
Well at least now they can have salty potatoes.

>>129228391
Yes. Northern Ireland was the only part of the UK with a leader that supported Brexit.

Is May fucking retarded? Like honestly, what was the point of the election? All she had to,gain was losses and the dumb bitch lose all her political capital

>>129228391
Yes they were on the side of leave, and have been "euro-skeptic" from their start.

>>129228459
It's very much like that. The DUP has deep links to loyalist terrorists in much the same way Sinn Fein has links to Republican terrorists.

Daily reminder that Brexit is essentially cancelled and we'll remain inside the single market.

>>129228514
>MI6

you people don't know anything. he's an asset for MI7

>>129228534
Even then

>>129228392
i think it will probably make it to 2018. depends how brexit negotiations go. if shit hits the fan it could be a snap general election.

they probably won't make it to the next general election though.

>>129228603

she fell for the poll meme

many such cases

>>129225267
Aren't they a bit wacky on minimum wage? Only bad thing I could find about them.

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What would Mosley think of the current situation, lads?

>>129228616
DUP was buddies with the loyalist.
Not put army council members as MPs level like Sinn Fein.

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My mum asked me who the DUP were and I told her she didn't deserve to vote. She got salty and I reminded her that she has a mediocre mind, knows nothing at all about philosophy, economics, or politics. She is uncultured, speaks no other languages, and cannot play an instrument. She knows almost nothing about politics.

She started to get angry and asked "why can't politicians just speak in a way we can understand?", we being mumsnet-housewives like herself. It is because politics and economics are complex, and there are no easy solutions--- this is the immense problem with Brexit, we can't just "leave" overnight and most Brexit voters were quite uninformed about the whole thing. This is why TV debates are such a joke. Questioner: "how will you sort out the Econony and the Middle East in 30 seconds and in simple language please?". These people are morons.

Why are uneducated morons asking educated morons for very simple solutions to extraordinarily complex problems, when both are ignorant of the problems and the solutions? Ah... democracy.... democracy she says... we're all equal..

I voted to leave the EU because I want chaos. I did not vote to the leave the EU to extend or re-enforce democracy in the United Kingdom. Housewives like my mother shouldn't be burdened with the responsibility of voting, and frankly most people do not deserve to vote.

I secretly wish we could remain in the EU, but I also want it to collapse and consolidate into a European Empire... even a Eurosiberian empire...

>>129224863
>Mr Wilson was talking to a member of the public, who said, 'Get the ethnics out', to which the East Antrim MP appeared to reply, 'You are absolutely right you know'.

Fucking hell this election actually made things better.

>>129228616
SF was literally the political wing for the IRA.

Wow the DUP actually sounds pretty based.

i like how the theme has an air of optimism and change

not quite fitting for this election tho, at least not especially when the victorious person races off to the queen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pFIdLIHOdk

>>129228414
I know you're having problems with them buying up all your shit Canada but gooks aren't really an issue over here.

>>129228795
he wouldn't care by this point, Mosley was always looking well ahead and he'd instantly recognise there simply won't be a Britain in 50 years time.

Trump has just said he finds the result "surprising".

>Ministers say they're privately angry with Teresa May
>they are absolutely furious

Not so privately angry though is it?

>may left no. 10 through the back gate

Where has she gone lads?

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Totally forgot this happened

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>>129229004

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>the state of this country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV559hRBNOs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV559hRBNOs

>>129228920
They're basically just Ulster Tories and there's no chance of their anti-gay etc. stuff getting passed in the coalition

>>129228920
I'm secretly hoping we go down the rabbit hole with this.
>traditional Tories finally have a party that speaks for them
>DUP begins to run in English seats
>2022 election between DUP and Dianne Abbot's Labour coalition.

That would be truly an amazing timeline.

>>129229036
a secret location for shady deals with the DUP

>>129229055
/Gove Cove/

>>129228291
top kek

They'll let May go through the Brexit stuff, as no-one else in the party will want to lead them through that. Once that's underway it will be then they throw her under the bus.

>>129228959
you're such a piece of shit you're probably civic

>>129227656
>not saying "going to the chinky"
wasted

>>129227559
Night.

>>129229354
yeah its a classic case of brit/pol/ deflection

>>129228833
>still lives with his mum
Hahaha, get a job how about that for a solution to your complex problem of being a neet faggot that doesn't even respect his mum.

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>all that southern labour swing
Fuck.

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>>129228625
He works for MI 6 million dead Jews, you dirty amtisemitic bigot

>>129228860
DUP served effectively as the UDA/UVF's political wing.

>>129229485
xxxxoooxox
thankyouuu~!
g'noight!!!!!!!!!

>>129229504
I don't, I've finished my studies and I'm back visiting her before I go hiking around Europe.

>>129229545
well its not going to go anywhere else is it?

>>129229155
Imagine DUP government with PM Boris Johnson and SoS Farage

>>129229545
>scotland saved the tories

Welcome to Bizarro world

>>129229257
May must be removed, she has fucked the Tories, has likely handed Labour a victory in the next election by being forced to go into a deal with the DUP who most of the mainland electorate will absolutely hate as soon as they learn anything about them and has proven herself an autistic idiot with a credibility problem

Can't wait for the DUP to open the Bobby Sands food bank.

>>129229611
>that...that wasn't pasta....

He is absolutely right you know.

>>129229592
They shared the same ideal of not sharing power with republicans. That's it.

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>>129229354
And you're a fucking leaf

Tell me straight. When is May going to ban the internet?

>>129229155
thats another 5 years time tho

just think 5 years ago, cameron wasn't even 2 years in with clegg

>>129229726
can't imagine what the inside would smell like

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>>129229611
Wait what? You just typed that?

>>129229746
This

>>129229813
never

i think thats a bit at the back of the queue at this point

>>129229151
She really should resign tbf.

>>129229630
More a case of just how dominant it was.

>>129229666
We are truly in the meme timeline.

>>129229485
+1 (You) for being nice and replying

>>129226015
Don't hate them, but they need to stop acting like they're special snowflakes and the whole world owes them something.

>>129227495
>Go watch House of Cards

This is real life mate.

18+ to post here.

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Hot?

i wish good-night's rest to brit/pol/ at the end of today and happy happenings for the weeks to come

>>129225903
YE HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY TRAMPLED THE CHRISTIAN TRADITION OF EAYTING CHEDDR CHAYSE N PINEAPPLE ON A STECK

>David Jones, a minister in David Davis’ Brexit department, has said he supports Theresa May but that it was “impossible to say” if she would still be prime minister in six months’ time. He told BBC Wales it was “probably impossible for anyone else to say too”. Pressed on how long May would stay prime minister, Jones said: “That remains to be seen.”

WON'T
LAST
A
WEEK

>>129229826
And that Japanese history said history was over.
Now it's cartoon frogs and Scotland turning blue. It's like the world has jumped the shark and the writers are just throwing whatever the fuck they feel like in.
>it was meant to end in 1963 to make way for a new project. Instead the network insisted on another ten seasons.

>>129229737
>>129229901

Not pasta. I am getting a job in Brussels gravy train and hope to wait there until the thing collapses, then build with others to pick up the pieces. I think France is going to be the most interesting Western country of this century. The European parliament is a rump parliament, we either need a real EU parliament or a Cromwell to march in and dissolve the thing, can't see either happening in the near future.

>>129230086
pretty qt. where is she from?

>>129230147
*Japanese historian
Francis Fukuyama is the lad.

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>>129230141
It's Urquhart time. May is like the weak PM in House of Cards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXsjOG5a7jI

>>129230086
Yeah. Has that Morticia Addams vibe I like.

>>129226015
unbelievably small irrelevant segment of society that makes tons of noise and forces itself in everyones face, they actively turn people against them without realizing it. Just keep your shit to yourself and no one hardly cares.

That guy on BBC news sounded like a woman

>>129230291
Norn Iron, she's DUP

Emma Pengelly

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>was 14%
>now 1.85%

>>129230392
infinitely superior to the US version in every possible way.

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>>129230424
>tfw have a high voice

At least I'm at faggot pitch not woman pitch

>>129230493
Gotta using crying Paul while we can lads.

>>129230291
South Belfast MP - DUP

New

>>129230485
>>129230485
>>129230485
>>129230485

>>129230652
Had your test levels checked?

>>129230611
US version is so gay

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>>129230493
Who cares?

ukip was a one issue party

They did their job

>>129229813
Yesterday. Prepare to be arrested, criminal

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Brits, do they go outside celebrating and car-cading outside after the winning party is announced.
Pic related is Labour supports celebrating after it was announced they won the general election last Sunday.

>>129230712
Guess I could, it's at the high level of acceptable male voice but it might be worth it.

>>129230788
Yep, we need a replacement. The Brexit Party

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I'm pissed that the r/Donald fags are claiming the years old northern Ireland pepes as their own

Bad news for;
>taigs
>benders
>commies
Good news for;
Everyone else

Just got rejected from the army today because of my eyesight, bought some rum and was feeling a little sad but then I saw the lefty tears on Twitter and normiebook and it's turned my frown upside down.

>>129230788
Hold your breathe until we're completely out of the EU

>>129228603
She intentionally sabotaged her election campaign to force a soft Brexit and keep immigration way above catastrophic levels. She's a Remainiac and a Globalist. She does what she's told despite any political ramifications.

>>129229813
That was just a meme.

>>129230788
This.

The only reason for UKIP to still exist is so that it can run on fumes until an acceptable Brexit actually occurs. If Brexit is halted for any reason they'll become significant again.

>>129230854
Going outside isn't generally recommended in Britain

>>129230970
Try laser eye surgery, lad.

>>129229545
Thanks Kippers!

>>129230065
well memed my friend