Budget: $100 How much Bitcoin & Gold do I buy?

>>>/b/

Or this: Goldmoney.com/r/mdCA4w

Now fuck off.

(And Bitcoin is bullshit, better off buying basic household goods and ammo)

>>129224296
>>>>/b/
oops. >>>/biz/catalog

>>129224055
>$100
if you don't have a gun, keep saving
if you do, buy ammo for it.

What the Spic says. Buy 300 cans of beans instead.

>>129224055
buy gold bitcoin is too volatile gold will always be valuable I'd buy now since the market is going to crash real soon. It's about 1300$ a troy ounce for gold

Why buy gold, anon? Why not buy shares in a a gold index?

>>129224055
Buy beans $100 won't buy you shit

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>>129224577

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>>129224637
Your ID is literally the word beans.

While that is quite a coincidence, how am supposed to invest if I never have enough money to invest?

>>129224055
too late to buy bitcoin bro. its 3k usd now. you either wait for a crash (it happens, and the chance now is high since bitcoin is in a storical high now.) Metals like gold works as a USD antagonist. they go up when dollar goes down. With that in mind check inflation and gold charts and check how well is USA going. if there is a big chance of instability buy gold. I think cryptocurrencies like bitcoin or etherium are a good investment now, you just need to buy when its low.

>>129224637

KEK , your id is literally beans , what are the odds ?

and which beans do i buy ?

holy kek

>>129224055
100$ wont get you shit

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>>129224573
December and May were good times to buy gold, actually. Now not so much, though it's not a peak like in February or April.

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>>129224637
Your ID is a sign everyone needs to buy BitBean...

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>>129224637
>That ID

>>129224637
This is a sign if I've ever seen one. Investing $100 in beans right now.

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>>129224637
>ID: rOUBeans

>>129226262
Can someone tell me what beans are?

>tfw only have lentils

>>129224055
$100 isn't going to get you any bitcoins or gold.

Save it or buy a bunch of .223.

>>129224637
Holy fuck what are the odds?

>>129224055
Put it in a fucking bank

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>>129224637

>>129226334
Yeah, we need a quick rundown on beans.

No, no, what you have to do is get to the Netherlands right now and buy massive amounts of tulips. Are you fucking retarded?
Also, 100$ is nothing

>>129224637
>>129226933

KEK SPEAKS
ROUBEANS IS CHOSEN TO DELIVER THE MESSAGE OF THE BEANS

>>129226933
One in 12 million if case insensitive.

>>129227225
I;m thinking about thos Beans

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>>129224637
No fucking way that just happened.

>>129224637
Witnessed

>>129225559

http://beaninstitute.com/bean-nutrition-overview/

https://authoritynutrition.com/foods/rice/

>>129224637
Include me in the screencap

>>129224637
What the fuck..

>>129224055
>Budget: $100
Youre going to nred a lot mpre than that. Gold is at 1300

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>>129227176
>>129226334
BitBeans.

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>>129227652
Rice tastes good but is garbage nutrition wise. Beans or lentils and pasta is where it's at.

>>129224637
top kek what the fuck?

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>>129224637
What did he mean by beans?

>>129224055
Give your money to black people as reparations for slavery :^)

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>>129227225
>ROUBEANS IS CHOSEN TO DELIVER THE MESSAGE OF THE BEANS

Um...
*************
Ruhullah, also spelled Rouhollah, Ruhollah or Rohullah and in other ways (Arabic: روح الله or روح الله or روحالله), is a male Muslim given name composed of the elements Ruh and Allah. It means spirit of God.
***************

If Rouhollah is "Spirit of God", then Roubeans is clearly THE SPIRIT OF BEANS.

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>>129224637

>>129224055
Use it to buy stocks or shares, ones that pay dividends. I have stocks that pay %9 dividends.

>>129224055
Bitcoin isn't worth buying with a $100 budget it's worth over $2800 per coin right now.

>>129224055
You buy whatever amount you can for 100 dollars. Go to a website that allows you to purchase gold, I use Apmex. Look through gold and silver via weight and pick something. I suggest bars because they are cheaper.

>>129227722
You don't have to buy an ounce. He could buy two and a half grams at today's price, no problems. But yeah, beans.

>>129224055
go mine it out of your mums jew-el-ry box. Bring to pawnshop and trade for yugioh cards

>>129224637
How does one buy beans?

>>129224296
For the short term its shit, long term its a safe investment.

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I would consider buying augur. Or you could get on a bitcoin short because a correction is coming soon.

Also beans.

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>>129224637
>tfw unironically gonna spend all my money on bitbean

>>129224637
KEK

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>>129226447

>>129228404
We have bitcoin ATMs in the hipster districts of Vienna and there you can get Bitcoin for cash. Small denominations like 10€ bills are accepted, no problem.
Question is why would you want to do that, but you definitely can.

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>>129224637
Mfw beans

>>129225343
For $100 unless you want a few 1oz rounds of silver for shits and giggles, use an electronic vehicle so you don't have the overhead of shipping and stuff.

So, if you want to go for PMs, go buy some shares in a pool account at kitco.com or some other ETF-type thing. Or do buttcoin instead. For $100 I don't think the choice matters.

For $100 I don't know why you'd be worried about financial investments, but if that's the best you can think to do with $100 then so be it. It's not enough to feel stupid about no matter what you do.

>>129228711
>vegetablerightsandpeace.jpg

>>129228737
I wouldnt, but thats just because I live in the USA were we never thought it was a good investment to harden our grid. Bitcoin is pretty worthless when the lights permanently go out.

>>129224637
dude, you have better odds winning in Lotto...must be a sign from Kek...so how am I gonna buy BitBeans?

>>129228963
100 dollars of gold or silver now, in civil war era USA 2018 will be enough to buy a house.

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>>129224637
Made a quick screencap

>>129224637
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>>129226933
checked

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>>129224637

>>129229281
I personally have about 1/2 of my life's savings in physical gold and silver, so you're kind of preaching to the choir on that one. I'm hoping I don't have to liquidate or maybe some kickass opportunity will come up to spend some, but ideally I just give it away within the family.

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>>129228501
Go to store. Pic related. These are the beans within the immediate vicinity of me. I have even more

>>129229476
The beans man has the beans

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>>129229016

>>129229476
Well ya used to have $100
Could have saved it.
Now ya got beans....

>>129224055
Invest into ethereum and grow your wealth

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>>129224637
>mfw WW3 is imminent and beans will be the most valuable resource

>>129229462
Yeah, me and my parents decided to start buying gold and silver as a hedge for whats coming. Going to buy more this weekend. Liquidated all my good stocks last week.

I lost it all buying gold and silver, said no one, ever.

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>>129224637
Is this a sign from kek?
Is ah happening among us?
>I just moved my life savings into bean futures!

>>129229310
Saved. It's worth hundreds of bitBeans.

>>129229892
100 dollars of beans would be about 500 pounds, im thinking.

If he was in Venezuela, he would be the wealthy man in town.

>>129229993
That's a brave move to liquidate all your stocks. I made a rash move during the housing collapse and lost out on riding the market back up at least part way, so I've gotten to be a little more conservative; if I had a big position in the market I would be looking at DCAing out around now rather than just dumping it.

As it stands, if we see a significant crash, I'll be thinking of shifting part of my bond and treasury portfolio back in to the market depending on the circumstances. Being diversified feels good.

>>129224055
I have 3.6 bitcoins which I mined just when the usb bitcoin miners were coming out.

Should I sell? If so what's the safest way to sell? In the UK if that helps.

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>>129229476
Ffffffff

>>129228566

>implying its not to late to make long term investments.

>>129230216
500 pounds are 620$. Repeat for infinite cash.

>>129224637

KEK HAS SPOKEN!
OP, BUY BEANS

>>129225438
>too late to buy bitcoin bro. its X usd now. you either wait for a crash (it happens, and the chance now is high since bitcoin is in a storical high now.)
every day since 2010

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>>129230349
Have you taken the beanpill?

>>129230323
True but consider this. Cash only goes down in value, the market is over valued and we are in a bubble. Shits going to crash hard soon. We have the highest debt in the world and its not out of the possibilities of getting negative interest.

From what I see, physical wealth is the only safe bet right now. Everything else is under threat.

The markets take years to recover, took my portfolio 8 years before I was even. I can sell my gold and silver in more than enough time to ride the wave back up.

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>>129224637

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>>129229476
We have transcended,,,

>>129224637
Fucking mental get in here lads!

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>>129224637
hooooooooooooly fuck

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>>129224637
G-guys.

>>129224055

>bitcoin

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand its gone

>>129230335
Don't sell, hold them.

>>129231027
Keep waiting.

>>129231032
better yet, USE THEM, and buy more.

>>129231032
Are you sure? That's what I did last time when it peaked at $1000~ or so and then it crashed.

What is your reasoning?

>>129224055
you won't even be able to get 1/10th oz of gold.

If you're hands are really tied, then either put it all into silver, or all into bitcoin. 100$ is nothing, but at least one of those two MIGHT go completely bonkers

>>129230849
Don't blame you. Some of my favorite diversification has been into guns, food, skills, connections, supplies, etc. Having been out of work for a while in 2008, getting my bank shut down, etc. were all good lessons in what kind of "investments" would be good if I had to ride out a crash.

Can't exactly withdraw from a 401(k) short of taking the gamble of leaving a decent job (bye-bye health insurance etc.) or gambling on borrowing against it.

>>129231010
Shadilay. Exponential growth is only natural for beans. The beanstalk from a single bean makes a bucket full of beans.

Are there lots of people who making bank with Bitcoin? I just heard of cases where some early adopters made a fortune just because they were one of the first nerds to mine it.

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>>129224637

Beans are so good and cheap, they're price has got to go up.

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>>129229476
Teach us your ways sir

>>129228566
It's much too late to make long term investments now. Look into it after the current bubble bursts though.

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>>129224637
>that ID

>>129224637

OH FUCK MY SHIT UP HERE I GO LORD KEK

fuck baked beans tho

>>129231273
You can invest you 401k in to gold though. There was an ad on the radio that talked about it. Never looked in to it my self. Google says you can roll your investments in to an self-directed IRA if your account terms do not allow for gold investments.

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>>129229476
>I have even more

>>129231550
I'm growing beans in my back yard as we speak. Turns out they're one of the easier things to grow, and for the viney kinds you don't need much dirt to get a lot of them.

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>mexicans reproducing en masse
>mexicans eat shit tons of pinto beans

This all makes sense. The demand will only increase over the next few decades.

>>129231720
That's just the tip of the beanberg my friend.

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>>129224637
This has got to be a script of some kind

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>>129229281

>tfw about 120 oz of silver and some gold split between scrap jewelry, various gram bars, and a coin, totaling about 1.3 oz

I want to help fund a militia and be a Lord and stuff.

>>129224637
based beaner merchant?

>>129231719
Heh, they took the gold mining shares option out of my particular plan just after I joined (it was going bonkers, too). After reviewing the market options, I determined that with minor exception it was mostly different variations on the same 30 or so blue chip US companies.

So it was like
>bonds
>some flavor of treasuries
>20 different samecompany funds
>maybe you want to focus on asia-pacific
>actually why not just let us do a complicated index of indexes so you don't have to try to play mutual fund manager constantly

To do gold, I'd have to be old enough to roll it out into a self-directed IRA or I'd have to leave the job.

Where does one actually buy gold/silver?

>>129229310
include this guy>>129227176

>>129232113
There are a number of online vendors that I have done business with and that I like, but for making it almost amazon easy for noobs, ampex.com is where I'd say to start. If you want to build up an electronic pool account little by little until you have enough to make it sensible to buy physical gold and silver, go to kitco.com.

>>129231720

What is the riddle of beans?!

>>129224055
About tree fiddy senpai

>>129230335

Buy some gold and silver from a site that takes BTC as payment, like Provident. When Islam crushes the Anglo (spoiler: it will) the grid might go down and you're fucked.

I'd tell you to have guns and ammo too, but you're in Bongland, so never mind.

>>129231728
What beans are you growing? I want to try this. Got any advice, anon?

>>129231728

I buy shit-tons of beans from walmart. No tax, free shipping... the mailman bitches about how heavy they are and I just laugh at him.

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>>129232320
Added.

>>129232036

You have physical gold though, right? Don;t do the paper contract and mining shit.

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I don't know about bitcoin, but I get my gold from crackhead niggers, & melt it down myself in a crucible I made from following a thread on /diy/

>tfw 4chan has made me who I am
>learned where to mushroom hunt on /out/
>the last 5 years worth of books I've read has been because /lit/
>legally circumvented mag limits because /k/
>fell in love with my car because /o/
>finally fucking WINNING because /pol/
>sound investment suggestions because /biz/
>fap without pork site cookies because /gif/
>laugh because /b/ & /x/
This place has it all

>>129232560
I've got some snap peas, lima beans, garden beans, purple garden beans, just regular things like that. I'm learning to grow things from seeds, so I just went to the store and picked out seeds for things that I would like to eat anyway to see what's easy to grow and gives good yield. Beans in general happen to be one of the easiest, and plus they're fantastic from a nutritional standpoint.

>>129232775
Oh yeah. I use ammo cans to store it (don't tell anyone).

>falling for the """"rare metals"""" meme
>not buying bitcoin 3 weeks ago

You're too late, retard.

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>>129228711
yesssss this show

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>>129232333
ampex?

>>129233029
oops meant apmex.com lol

>>129224296

>bitcoin is bullshit.

Haha. Maybe, but that acid I got delivered from Chechz was not shit. And for that, bitcoin has its value.

>>129232945
Thank you. I'm going to have a look at seeds tomorrow.

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>>129229476
'mirin

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>>129224296
>Bitcoin is bullshit
I made $100k profit with a $20k investment in crypto currencies over 2 years. And I know almost nothing about trading or the crypto tech

>>129233126
Chechenslovakia? The guys who eat kraut and bombed the Boston marathon?

>>129224637
ALL ON BEANS

>>129224055
keep saving the money, 100$ wont get you shit.

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>>129224637
Ok I'm buying beans

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>>129224637
BUY THE BEAN

>>129233250

So has every other liar on /biz/. Go back to watching porn pajeet.

>>129233181
Other easy high-yield things where I live include squash, tomato, eggplant, different kinds of peppers -- basically if it grows up and out and produces fruit then you don't need as much ground space for it.

Turnips, potatoes, onions, etc. also easy (and critters don't eat the damn turnip plants) but require a lot more ground area to get a lot of produce.

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What you wanna do is take that 100$ and head over to Birch Gold Group.
Use promo code BEN to get a free pamphlet that will introduce you to investing in gold.
I have some of my portfolio in gold (not all of course) but I think its smart to have some of your wealth invested in the ONLY asset that has never been worth 0.
Remember to use promo code: BEN to let them know we sent you because we appreciate their sponsorship.

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>>129224637
HOLY SHIT BITBEAN IS GOING TO MOON CONFIRMED

>>129233250
The actual value is the gray line with the arrow head.

>>129224637
w-fucking ew

>>129224055
buy silver instead.

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>>129233572
Yes but if you don't freak out from the volatility and instead ride the wave you can make a lot of profit

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>>129224637
shadilay

>>129224637
I knew muricans were the real fucking beaner.

>>129224055

Bitcoin is high right now (was around $150 in 2015 now floating above $2,700) so it's probably not a smart time to buy, either watch for it to tank like it did in '14 or speculate on memecoins

If you buy $10 each of 10 meemcoins that cost less than 1 cent, and which you have researched and feel confident have a good chance of succeeding, then odds are at least one will take off (go from say $0.00001 to $0.05 in a month or less) and one or more may end up mooning ($1+) in the long term (3-6 months) despite the hodl meme, if you're starting out with a really small amount of money your better off increasing your capital in the short term to then make a long term investment.

You also have to treat this like day trading unless you want to just park in Bitcoin and hope it doubles by next year without much effort on your part (about equally as likely as another crash imo)

Cryptcoin markets are extremely volatile right now which means lots of opportunity and risk, so close management and monitoring is required

>>129224637
If that isn't a sign from god then i don't know what is

you better buy beans OP

>>129229310
Needs Op's post

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>>129229476
Holy shit the bean boss is the real deal

>>129233572
kek

>>129227014

Fuck off grandpa you may as well stick it in your mattress most banks barely even pay interest equal to inflation for a savings account, and actually charge you for a checking account

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>>129229476
Need to up your bean game senpai

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>>129229476

>>129234333
>>129234588
Have I...bean defeated?

>>129228404
>>129228737

Protip: this is the primary utility of btc to small investors. You convert fiat currency into bitcoins because it's a household name and therefore much easier to convert (eth and ltc can also be converted i.e. bought with fiat, as well as a few others). You can buy fractions up to 1,000,000th which is a satoshi or sat for short. You can than buy meemcoins which are valued at a fraction of a cent with a number of sats ie fractions of a Bitcoin

In this way you can cash out on a memecoin at $.05 and still make a 500-1,000% profit on your investment if you get in and out of the right coin at the right time

As long as you don't buy high like an idiot then panic and sell low like a moron, it's easy to at least double your investment with a few hours of work

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>>129234258
Alright.

>>129224524
>canned beans
You nu-male types aren't able to function without a constant supply of BPA are you? Regular people just buy dry beans and get more for their money without the added chemicals.

>>129232557
Buy day of the rope starter kit? Gotcha.

>>129226933
8X10^62

>>129235177
Cans in Europe are made from metal, not plastic. Cooking beans is a pita, cans are way more convenient.

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>>129235177
>bpa
Nigga i dont even know what that means

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>>129224637
Important:

Obtain many types of dry beans. Diversify. Store them properly. Keep it airtight and waterproof in multiple packs. Keep them safe. Hydrate and cook your beans thoroughly. Some beans are toxic raw. This is not a game. This is not a joke. This is real. Your life will depend on it. War is coming.

>>129224637

Investing in Van De Camps beans now, buying conagra stocks.

>>129231897
>has gold and silver but no beans
>thinks he has something of value

>>129235483
Cans here are metal as well, but typically have a BPA liner on the inside unless they advertise being BPA free. Cans are way more convenient, but if you think ahead very slightly, it's pretty simple to soak some beans overnight, simmer them for 10min all at once or as you need them, put the unused portion in the fridge for later, etc.

If I had known this when I was poor I could have saved money vs. having to use an entire #10 can at a time before they started to spoil.

>>129229310
include current bean price, revisit screencap when beans go to moon

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Maximise your gains with Soy Beans, they are high in protein.

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>>129224637

>>129224637
buying beans for the happening in september

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>>129231897
Shit son militias need to be ARMED not funded

>>129224637
hoo reee fuk

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>>129224637
Kek has never led me astray before

>>129235911
Enjoy having man tits from all that estrogen

>>129235911
Something like 90% of soy in the US is GMO. I found garbanzo to be the bean of choice for bulk consumption. Cheap as fuck, tasty, great macros.

Add rice (also cheap, easy, and storable) and you'll stay well fed for the upcoming race war.

>>129233408
nice work anon!

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Only $100? I got what you need anon.

Most important stockpile for the SHTF (or any kind of supply chain interruption, doesn't have to be apocalyptic) is coffee. Quitting cold turkey would be horrifying.

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>>129224637
Post me in the beancap

>>129233181

Go for high calorie vegetables if you're looking to get ready for a happening.

Also, you can use seeds as money in such a scenario.

>>129224055

Buy Etherium
It will double in value by the end of this year I guarantee.

>>129228737
There are lots of Bitcoin ATMs where I live too but they all charge 10-15% service fees on top of a higher exchange rate. It's bullshit.

>>129237044
>thinking you can barter with normies
They believe in nothing. When consumerism collapses they basically turn into niggers.

>>129237125
It's like 3% here which is reaonsable (you pay the same spread for gold coins).

GO TO JM BULLION, BUY 10 OUNCES OF SILVER AT SPOT PRICE (SO ABOUT $170) AS A ONE TIME OFFER!

>>129237044
checked and potatoes in some sense fueled the Industrial Revolution. Super-easy to grow and there are lots of clever ideas like using old tires.

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>>129224637

FUUUUUUUUUU

>>129224637
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>>129231812

Mr Bean's ID GET

This is now an epic thread.

posting for posterity

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>>129233490

>ok gang, the Palestinians are not human beings, ok? Please give more money to Israel, which I have never been to and please keep fighting our battles even though Israel has the Law of Return which means I, as a Jew, can go there and become a citizen and enlist in their military and fight people myself but I won't, ok gang? Gal Gadot actually served in the IDF which means she has bigger balls than I ever will. And I definitely AM 5'9, not 5'6. I am a legit 5'9.

>ok let's go to things I like and then things I hate...

>>129224637
ID confirms beans really are the magical fruit.

>>129236109
World Health Org proved this to be false, they could find no evidence of it happening with people consuming large amounts of soy.

They rank soy protein above Beef and Pork for protein and health benefits.

>>129237867

Yes goyim go vegan

>>129235145
great work

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>>129224637
Word to the wise, I seriously recommend diversifying your bean portfolio with some type of cowpea.

>>129237867
OK BIG SOY

MORE LIKE BIG SOY TITS

>>129238307
Landmass is precious in Europe, going vegan would actually help in becoming more independant from oil and therefore Musloids.
But I guess this isn't what the EU has in mind.

>>129224637
What the everlasting fuck.

>>129235695

I have a small plastic bin of dry beans and another bin with about 30 cans of beans, then another one full of canned nutrient rich vegetables like spinach, carrots, etc no green beans and bullshit like that.

Also canned potatoes for their higher caloric content. Another full of Chef Boyardee, Dinty Moore, chicken, tuna and salmon. Another full of Progresso soup from when it was on sale for $1 each, and some Campbell's Chunky soups.

Then I have the My Patriot Supply deal that I got, a lot of "add hot water and that's it" stuff like beef stew, chicken and rice, etc. That's good for 20 years.

I'm set for about 10 weeks overall. Plan on accumulating more. Also have a lot of vitamins.

>>129224637
ID is Ayy Lmao, dubbs. Check it! Praise Kek ree

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>>129224637
Bees? Do you mean like honey, or buy them? Do I need to build a hive or will they make it? I'm getting a buzz thinking about it already. Can't wait for the milk and honey to flow from this investment.

>>129224637
>>129226933
This is amazing

>>129224637
Hop up...

>>129236009

I'm already armed fuckhead. How the fuck do you think they get armed? In part via money.

>>129224637
nice script Mr. Bean. Everyone falling for it just like they do with those get scripts.

>>129238555
Well invest heavy in soy, push it hard. Then also invest in plastic surgery for that men get Gynecomastia

>>129239366
Can you tell from the pixels that it's scripted?

>>129224055
No Bitcoin, virtual currency could be wiped out any time. You won't be able to buy any physical gold for $100, keep saving until you can get gold coins. Stick to known, relaible coins like Gold eagles, Maple Leafs, Krugerrands, etc. DO NOT TELL OR SHOW ANYONE YOUR PHYSICAL GOLD.

>>129224637
BRB going to the store to buy dried beans

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>>129224637
nigga how even!?

>>129239706
>DO NOT TELL OR SHOW ANYONE YOUR PHYSICAL GOLD
I did to my family and close friends
Did I fuck up?

>>129240010
No, he is paranoid because the land of the free has a track record for banning private gold ownership. Outside of the US you are fine.

>>129224637
Include me in the screencap

>>129231448
I'm not sure if they can be cashed in. Granted I never gave Bitcoin a second glance so I know jack shit

I know you can buy some stuff online with it

>Have $100
>BTC currently at $2,800
Honestly would look into other investments. I'm mining ethereum now, and just got about $100 for the last two weeks.

>>129240010
>Did I fuck up?
If they are ever the type to get into bad debt with someone or becoming a drug addict...oh yea.

>>129238307
>>129238555
The cholesterol and saturated fat in chicken, pork, beef, etc will do more damage to you than anything in Soy.

Payday 2 is for free right now on Steam, faggots. They are giving away 5 million copies. At least you get a free game when you were looking for investment help

>>129240010
>>DO NOT TELL OR SHOW ANYONE YOUR PHYSICAL GOLD
>I did to my family and close friends
>Did I fuck up?

Yes. Sell it and buy beans.

>>129240010
That exactly who you never want to tell. Sadly, they're the most likely to know it exists and where it is and have the opportunity to abuse your trust.

That being said my family and friends know I have some although not necessarily where to find it because I viewed that tradeoff as being useful to get them used to the concept of physical -- usually a mysterious and scary thing for most people.

>>129240148
It's a nonissue these days because there is so little of it owned individually. The biggest worry would be the dupes who keep it in a bank deposit box where it would be relatively easier for the government to try to engage in a mass confiscation per the PATRIOT act or whatever. Most people are too unfamiliar with physical gold and silver ownership to make rational choices about what to do.

I knew a guy once that had like 2,700 BTC when it first came out. Boy, he must be pissed right now he sold them for about $100/BTC

Don't buy it now, Buy it low you retard.

>>129240362
Cholesterol is good for you and nutritionally important. If your liver is too fucked up to manage then you have other more important health problems. Please let's not still be stuck in diet fads from the '80s.

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Here you go, you trogoldites

>>129240310
Do you have a fancy rig, or whats your setup?

>>129240566
I must obey the digits

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>>129235599
(((Diversify))) yessss goy, start with the beans...end with your children

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>>129236455
fuck that weak filterwars shit. fermented meat is the way to go. i've got a jar of four month of meat that i snack on sometimes get on my fucking level

>>129224637
Praise kek

>>129224637
The chances of writing the word beans while having 'bean' in your ID tag is astronomical! Play the lotto lad!

>>129224055
Bitcoin is a pyramid scheme. It's not exactly intended to be one, but that's how people are using it.

>>129241078
I should buy a scratch off ticket soon for the fun. I've had decent luck before,

>>129240918
I have two right now, one with one RX 480, another with two 980 Ti's.

Both run Genoils, Nvidia cards aren't super for it but it works at about 37 MH/s for the Nvidia rig and 23 MH/s for the AMD one.

You don't have to have a real fancy rig, even RX460's will get you somewhere around 13-15 MH/s. Thats about $75/month right now at the current rates.

>>129241336
The biggest truth to this are the transfer fees and the relative impossible mining. Too many chinese farms mining bitcoin with ASIC's. The only way to make money on it is to either design and build the ASIC miners for sale or develop your own pool or wallet to charge the transfers.

>>129224637
What are the chances... wow.

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>>129241367
>wins lifetime supply of beans

>>129237867
(((WHO)))

>>129241369
>unironically GPU mining bitcoin while Chinese rigs have several TH/s.

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>>129235129
Do you feel the crypto coin's value is going to the moon by more than 100 fold in five years senpai?

>>129240802
>Cholesterol is good for you

There is good cholesterol and bad cholesterol, plant based diets promote healthy levels of good cholesterol, animal products produce a lot of bad cholesterol.

Oats, beans, olive oil, these all promote healthy cholesterol.

>>129241802
Then I'd have enough beans for two lifetimes

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>>129224637
Wtf I love beans now

>>129241904
Not BTC, currently doing ETH which is memory constrained, so it will only run on GPU for now. So its actually still profitable.

>>129242023
It's all metabolized in the gut as usual, with the metabolites sent to the liver for it to use as material to generate whatever it sees fit to generate, and the unused metabolites are sent back to the gut for excretion. What's in question here is why the liver might decide to create what, and where what it creates winds up, and if it stays there as some sort of plaque or whether it cycles back out of the bloodstream and into the liver.

A wildly unhealthy diet may inspire undesirable deposits of cholesterol in the arteries, but it's not as simple as saying plant good meat bad.

>>129241367
Feel the blessings of Kek lad!
>tfw potential next Bean God Emperor in 20 years

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>>129224637
jesus fuckin christ

>>129233322
>Boston marathon
Those were russians, from Chechnya, a russian muslim republic.
But yes, czechs eat kraut. It's awesome.

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>>129224637
what does a bean mean?

>>129242742
You couldn't resist the bait, reeling you in right now.
But yes, thanks for bringing kraut and beer into the German culture.

>>129224637
Toxicity levels are hard to reach -- It would require a person eating approximately one pound of beans for each pound of their weight at one sitting.

>>129224637
WTF

>>129228404
Common flawed logic for people that don't understand investing/math. It doesn't matter how much you invest. All investments increase or decrease with the same percentage. Just bc I can't invest 1 billion like buffet why can't I invest 1000. If we both invest in Apple and Apple goes up 10% then we both made 10% profit. Who are you to say $100 is somehow the arbitrary number at which it's "not worth" investing.

>>129242484
>it's not as simple as saying plant good meat bad.

If a healthy range of plant food is available, such as soy and fruits and many vegetables, then yes it is a case of veg good, meat bad.

The only need for meat is when you need a lot of fat, protein and calories in a small package. We don't need it in our sedentary lives where food is all around us.

>>129243245
>eating approximately one pound of beans for each pound of their weight at one sitting.
What the hell is wrong with you why would you write that like this?

>>129224637
brb buying shitloads of beans

>>129224055
If all you have is $100, I would suggest buying 1 oz. silver rounds. Go to apmex's website and get as many as you can fit into your cart.

$100 can't buy shit worth of gold. Maybe a 1/10 oz. coin that is going to be dime sized.

BitCoin is a terrible investment right now.

>>129243507
Perhaps the concept of "need" is at issue here. Don't let me stop you from eating a largely vegan diet or whatever you like (I'm very heavy on vegetables myself) but it's not the sort of magic the fad some people make it out to be, and I would suggest that people who think it's a good idea do include a small amount of meat on a weekly basis anyway because it's easy to get the rest of the diet wrong and not notice chronic consequences.

>>129224637
Beans

>>129224637
B e a n s
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>>129224577
Can you, by any chance, suck your own nose like a dick?

>>129224637
BTC DEAD
CHINA DEAD
BITBEAN INVESTMENT COALITION BUILDS THE FIRST LUNAR BASE IN 2026

>>129243812
Another good option (unless premiums are out of whack at the moment) is 90% "junk" silver. If there's only $100 to be spent, then why not effectively buy fractional silver?

>>129224637
Get me in this, guise!
I want to be screencapped into immortality

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>>129224637
Bitcoin officially BEANED. The non-kosher coin developed by pork eating Aryans to overtake BTC market cap TODAY. SCREENCAP THIS.

>>129224637
In all seriousness, canned beans are an incredibly good source of emergency food. I have a bunch. Beans, and chili if you're feeling fancy

>>129244570
Put this on /biz/

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>>129243673
mock it all you want, it'll save your life one day

also

INVEST IN ROASTIE FUTURES

>>129224637
brb, fighting my uncle over inheritance of my grandpa's bean farming lands

>>129224637
KEK HAS SPOKEN.

>>129242968
BUY BEANS YOU FOOL

BUY THEM ALL NOW BEFORE IT'S TOOO LAAAATE

>>129236105
Help, is bitbean a good investment?

>>129224055

a) go to /biz/
b) buy MOONCOIN (!)

>>129237199

Why would I barter outside my own kind? We will be far away from normies at that point. Any who stray too far and find their way to us will have to be physically removed. Most will kill each other.

This is the internet age. I have no pity for anyone who is not ready for a state of emergency, disruption in supply chain, etc.

>>129237432

I did this last year, great deal. It was a Sunshine Mint bar. Most of my silver is in 1 ounce coins and rounds.

>>129224637
9.06 DAY OF THE BEANS

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>>129240148

Italy did it (Mussolini's wife had to turn over her gold jewelry), some Middle Eastern places have done it, the UK kind of does it.

>>129224055
bitcoin is stupid computer fiat funnymoney worth nothing more than the wasted electricity forming it, and 100 sin't going to get you shit for gold. save that money and maybe buy a pizza, and also fuck off and kill yourself

Guns and ammo.

>>129244049

The only junk silver I have is 40% silver Kennedy half dollars I got because they're insanely cheap. Then I found out that their lower silver content makes them unpopular. But whatever. If shit gets bad enough, people will accept it I guess.

Mm

>>129233887
Why good is 100k what you live in a country where you're outoutnumbered by shitskins and your tax rates are 80%

In other words you made a 20k investment and made 130,000 arabs and gave the government an $80,000 profit

>>129224637
Holly molly

>>129224055
>WHERE DO I BUY IT?
Don't buy actual gold coins. You only get screwed. It's always ridiculously overpriced.

>>129224637
>1900+17+100
>not emigrating to east africa to corner the bean market

bet you wish you were stronger don't you

>>129224296
Utah gold depository. UPMA.org

>>129224637
>flag
>ID

GET OUT OF HERE MIGUEL

>>129224637
what the fuck
u beans

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>>129224637

>>129224637
Please, include me in the screencap.

>>129224637
Beans are life

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>>129249080

A $40-$50 premium isn't bad considering the coming gains. Plus you get the "government minted" peace of mind from anyone you'd trade with.

Still, I only have bars from private mints.

>>129224637
Witnessed

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>>129224055
Bitcoin is not a good End of World or major>2008 crash. It is useless like the power grid in a EoW event and in a major crash there is no guarantee that governments don't fuck with it. Anything Digital is not secure in the long term.

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>>129224637
Screencap me - this is awesomest habbening

>>129224637
I thought kek fucked off after the election. Guess he's still around.

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>>129224637

BUY BEANS

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>>129224637
I'm buying beans right now. Don't forget to include me in the screencap!

>>129224637
I don't even know what to think or say

>>129243981
I haven't tried. Would it be as pleasurable?

>>129224637
I was here on this great day. Im going to start getting my life together from now on. I'll start with a diet of beans.

>>129233250
Tulips anybody?

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>>129224637
>year 2020
>all nocoiners are lined up and shoot
>moon colonies only allow bitbeans as payment

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>>129224637
Mas Beanz por favor!

>>129224637
Holy shit!! I legit just bought $1000 in bean stocks.
Any more tips desu?

>>129252087
Buy BitBean

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>>129224055
I'm in London and I buy physical bullion only. I get it over the counter at a bullion dealer in Mayfair. I now only buy gold Britannia's as they're (for UK citizens) Capital Gains Tax and VAT free. There's a premium on coins, but they're Royal Mint.
NEVER buy bars on ebay. They'll be gold plated tungsten.

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>>129224296
that link is shit try this one instead Goldmoney.com/r/ZkoAya

Bitcoin will be "money" in a decade or two

If you want to be prepared
>Offshore phisical allocated gold (extra points for diversified)
>Gold at home
>FunyMoney (paper) at home instead of a bank account.
>If you wanna invest, invest in alternative markets outside of the mainstream (where everyone's savings are pushed to step in due to monetarism, you don't wan't to be there); value investing, buy things which goods price is irrationaly superior to it's market pricing, if you find that shit.
>Self defence
>Stack food

>>129252818
>referral
kill yourself

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>>129252818
oh, and last but not least
>offshore bank accounts with actual 100% cash coeficient or actually healthy banker's assets and good payout, might actually require second citicienship tho (not a normie thing)