Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 45th edition

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I'M COMING UP ONLY TO SHOW YOU'RE DOWN FOR, AND COMING UP ONLY TO SHOW YOU'RE WRONG.

THE FUNERAL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI

Can we be happy with a Tory and DUP partnership? that's 5 years with having not to worry about labour

Tories are gonna barely hold onto a coalition at this point

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I-is this what's in store for us next year?

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First for God Emperor Boris

If only you had given the colonies representation in parliament, none of this would be happening.

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you have done a good job with the threads, even if you are a low-IQ tripfag

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>tfw he is plotting his second attempt to become PM right now and there is nothing we can do to stop him

>>129152055
that is the best case scenario

>>129152055
Tory DUP= Harder brexit than the BLACKED pornstars

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reminder karen voted labour

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>>129152055
The result is always the same.

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th for DUP and kill foreigners.

>>129152055
It's the best possible outcome now.

MISSUS BUNFIELD MISSUS BUNFIELD MISSUS BUNFIELD

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>ywn sneak into Dimble's bed whilst he wears his striped jammies and nightcap

ASHFIELD KEEP LABOUR

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>>129152124
the yanks are here

>>129152055
It's actually pretty decent, yes. DUP are based.

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>>129152165
Alice is best girl.

Can someone explain to me why the Shetlands always vote Lib Dem?

Is it just to be awkward or is their MP the island Jesus?

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n+1th for a well hung parliament

>>129152117
was this his plan all along

So, who wants to apologise to me?
I told you Tories wouldn't get a majority and you laughed at me.

ASHFIELD FLIP TO LABOUR

>>129152055
It's some kind of a reprieve desu.

>>129152055
I would be ok with this but it's going to be incredibly unstable having to handle a majority of two between them

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Well this has been a fun election.

>>129152093
most of britain had no representation in parliament at that time. Hell there were constituencies where the only voter was the MP

>>129152216
been here for hours now :^)

>>129152216
I've been here all afternoon.

De Piero is a right piece of totty

>>129152216
>yank

That's "American" to you, Mohammad

That silence, fucking hell.

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>Could Theresa May be the shortest lived PM in 94 years?

ASHFIELD IS LABOUR, MEANING THE TORIES WOULD NOW HAVE TO WIN ALL SEATS TO GET A MAJORITY

gloria de piero would get it

that dress is doing her all kinds of favours

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>held to ransom by like 15 hard-right tories because of your slim majority
>decide to call an election so you can stuff your parliamentary party with lackeys
>now held to ransom by like 10 hard-right ulstermen who aren't even a part of your party and who you can't do anything to

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>129152216
And the Ahmeds are there, should we start namefagging to fit in?

>>129152355
>b-but mummy!

>>129152362
They're not going to. We know m8.

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>>129151732
>DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH

>>129152355
May is going to go down as the shortest serving PM since 1922

OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ POLLS

>WILL THERESA MAY RESIGN?: http://www.strawpoll.me/13144932
>IF MAY RESIGNS, WHO SHOULD BECOME PRIME MINISTER?: http://www.strawpoll.me/13144847

VOTE VOTE VOTE

>>129151732
I thought DUP was the most right wing party with seats

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>>129152216
they'll leave soon

>>129152362
Not happening, Brighton Pavillion going Labour.

>>129152093
Colonies were offered representation but refused because (((Haym Salomon))) told them not to so he could earn more money

>>129151732
Are you NEET lad?

>quoting Schama's twitter

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Damn SNP really got it good tonight didn't they?

>>129152415
They want to keep the border with Ireland open. That's it. They're hard on everything else.

>>129151842
The preusse is immunised against all dangers, one may call him a neet, an autist, a shitposter, a Bennie scrounger and it all runs off him like water off a raincoat, but call him a filthy kraut and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back "ive been found out"

>>129152414
>>129152436
I know it wont happen, was trying to make the point any hope for a Tory majority are dead.

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>>129152274
>is it just to be awkward or is their MP the island Jesus?
The Liberal MP 60 years ago was head of the party, and when asked to write his nearest train station in parliament on forms he would write Bergen, Norway

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>>129152380
I knew my stupid home county would vote Labour. Well that was all I was staying up for. Night lads.

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>>129152286
>yfw Gove took out Boris knowing May would win, knowing May would call an election and lose the minority, knowing that it would result in a DUP/Tory coalition knowing that it would force the hard Brexit he always wanted but felt was under threat from Boris and May

>>129152428
jesus, is that a realistic short-list?

>>129152393
Holy fuck yes please

>>129152454
yes

>>129152408
Has anyone ever been as thoroughly BTFO as Mummy posters have by this election?

>>129152274
They think the Tories, Labour and SNP are main land far away politicians. The Lib Dems are the only party awkward enough to represent them.

The SNPs are as far away to them as Westminster is.

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>>129152133
It means a fairly open border in Ireland, we were probably going to getting that in anyway though.

Stephen "If you live in sin, I'll tell my mate Tim" Crabb

I suppose Stephen Crabb didn't go backwards or forwards... just sideways hehe

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>>129152117
Not so fast old boy.

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>>129152393
Really makes you ponder...

>democracy alive and kicking
>unless its brexit then wahhhh second ref

>>129152491
>That's it. They're hard on everything else.
The Tories are soft on everything though.

>>129152575
cheeky

>>129152393
KEK

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>>129152510
>liberal since 1837

Christ

A REFERENDUM ON THE BREXIT DEAL

WHY IS CORBYN NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD????!!!

DO YOU STUPID FUCKING BRITS NOT KNOW A TRUE BOLSHEVIK WHEN YOU SEE HIM????

>>129152575
>accidentally

Is there going to be a polling inquiry?

Stephen "Genital" Crabb

>>129151732
>Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Shit like this is how I know you're a Jew.

>>129152569
Well, he's right. If someone had credible evidence that May tried to throw this election on purpose, I'd believe it.

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>>129151732
>while still getting 300k+ migration per year

i wish my country only let in 300k a year

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>The DUP are more socially conservative but want a soft Brexit

It's an abstract kind of coalition

>>129152165

Please delete this.

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>>129152055
>tfw con-dup coalition
>gay marriage rebanned
>catholics gassed
>ireland invaded
>EVERY building, both public and private, has to have a union jack
>ira hanged in the streets
>nuke the argies in return for 1982

>>129152393
best possible result desu

We're officially hung.

>>129152133
they've openly talked about wanting a soft brexit especially in regards to free movement of people.

crabb man live

Are the remaining seats /ourseats/ or nah?

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>>129152393
>mcguinness dead
>DUP in power in westminster

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>>129152726
gotta win an MP seat first

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>>129152492
>literally name myself "Prussian"
>anonymongs expect me to be surprised at the fact that they can read
Is this a new low?

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>>129152634
Hung parliament, hard brexit. When did politics get this lewd?

>>129152714
>reminder that his political career was saved by leadsom quitting the leadership race which pushed a sexting scandal involving him out of the eyes of the media

>>129152771
They don't want a soft brexit, that is a rumour made up by a stupid american pundit who thinks he understands the first thing about british politics

>>129152544
The only thing I wanted from this election was the removal of Mummy posters.

>>129152771
'cause they want a united Ulster

>>129152783
>Gassing Moggs
Uhm..

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>>129152393

amazing

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>>129152393
Absolute fucking banter

>>129152739
You're about 80x the size of us.

>>129152393
She was being held to ransom by Tories wanting a soft brexit though.

Zac looks happy

>>129152575
ALPHA
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>>129152795

Grand coalition with Labour?

>>129152687
His determination to gas the kulaks is unfortunately tainted by his determination to let Pakis be in charge of the extermination camps

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yfw crabb and soubry vote to block hard brexit

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Brexit when?

>>129152492
>him

Proob is a girl

So when do we get Louise to start pushing the Russian/Corbyn narrative?

>>129152055
Dare I say that Tory + DUP is actually better for Britain?

>no one I personally know was ran over by a truck
t.british voters

>>129152903
Is Olneyposting dead?

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>>129152393
A SILVER LINING IN EVERYTHING BOYS

>>129152783
c-can we just slap catholics on the wrist and tell them to behave?

t. english catholic

>>129152969
Cancelled m8

Can Jacoooob Reeeeseee Mogggggghghggg become PM?

>>129152896
May didn't want a hard Brexit, what are you on about?

>>129152991
let it be so

>>129152969
Would have been in a few days, but will probably be delayed after thid disaster.

>>129152575
Literally rape.

>(((Goldsmith))) looking dazed
What does that mean? Has been told off by the (((Rothschild)))?

>>129152857
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>>129152857

This.

Twitter pundits are cancer.

Not entirely sure how I feel, seeing Corbyn get crushed would have made me really happy but having the DUP in power makes me feel all warm inside

Theresa May suicide incoming

>>129152801
Wanting to keep the open border between them and Ireland isn't wanting a soft brexit.

Be honest you would enjoy Theresa May giving you sloppy toppy on your strong snd stable knob

>>129152991
it was fun while it lasted

>>129152520

How many dimensions of chess is he playing?

>>129153040
He'll never go for it, sadly.

>>129152969
20 months

>>129153040
Yes but he doesn't want to be a minister. He just wants to be a backbencher.

>>129152393
This *is* the future I chose

OFFICIALLY HUNG

>>129153040
no. the general population cant take him seriously

>promise to hold a referendum on the European Union so you can deal with the threat of UKIP taking maybe 2 fucking seats lol
>lose that referendum and your PM
>hold an election to boost your mandate by maybe 20 seats lol
>lose your majority and your PM

What did the Conservative Party mean by this?

Hung parliament confirmed.

GAMBLE FAILED

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>>129152393

>>129153146
>sadly
Reddit

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ONE LAST OLNEYPOST

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>>129153174
British Jeb?

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>>129152335
nah, fuck off new african.

Come talk when your nation is more than 56% white

my constituency is going to be dead last in declaring hopefully it goes tory again

any may JUST edits?

>>129153040
No, but it'd be good if he was given a decent cabinet position

Cute laugh :3

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>HUNG PARLIAMENT

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>129153259
Aaaand there he goes.

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>>129153212
It wasn't meant to be a 'gamble' though...

>>129152393
Except DUP is pro-Remain

wimmin in parliament lads

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>>129153236
>Reddit
>>>Reddit

Hung parliament. Thought it for a few days, should have bet on it :/

>>129152415

It's bullshit.

American Bernie supporters on Twitter are spreading lies about DUP for some reason.

>>129153259
truly a man of the people

>>129152165
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/constituencies/E14000860

No she didn't.

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Just found out Philip Davies kept his seat, which one of you cunts told me he lost it?

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>call snap election
>hung parliament

>>129153075
They're fucking plagues on proper reporting. Annoyingly, /pol/ uses twitter as a major source of information.

Those fucking ticks are a disgrace.

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>>129153146
>>129153174
Make him want to then
Mogdanoff > Borishit

>>129153209
4U

CON LAB COALITION CONFIRMED

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HUNG PARLIAMENT

What a fucking stupid woman. She can't get a majority government, but she called an election thinking she could get a larger majority. Stupid fucking woman.

>>129153053
The problems she was having with rebels within the Tory party were because she wanted to leave the single market and some strongly opposed it. The election was meant to make hard brexit possible. That's what actualy happened.

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>>129153323
>implying coalition with right wing populist, Eurosceptic DUP isn't the best result for UK

>>129153337
where is the bloodbath we were promised?

>>129153339
You are silly

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https://twitter.com/JohnnyMercerUK/status/873038389603217412

Fuck. This Tory MP is already talking of more "modern, compassionate conservatism"

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>>129153333
DIGITS CONFIRM.

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>>129153364
Ease off you cunts, he's got a shaky hand condition so he holds stuff with two hands.

>>129153107
17D chess

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>>129153339
>Leaf Banter

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Don't won't to brag but I'm parliamented like a horse lads.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME

MODERN
COMPASSIONATE
CONSERVATISM?

https://twitter.com/JohnnyMercerUK/status/873038389603217412

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Dimble is SO gonna rail her later.

>>129153339

Another North American spreading lies about DUP.

Really makes you think.

>>129153095
they said something along the lines of "we represent the concerns of the people in our constituency who would favour a softer brexit than the conservative party were proposing" about two hours ago on bbc.....im paraphrasing a bit but they said "soft brexit" explicitly

>>129153281
Now now, I'm pretty sure Sharia Law doesn't allow that kind of language.

Gte ready to do it all again fuckers.

>>129153339
They're the most right wing party that has any seats in Parliament and are pro Brexit, some yank journalists think they're pro single market because they don't want a hard border with Ireland

>>129153450
ahaha the mutant has been removed from office

>>129153441
So become blair 2.0

well, it wins elections thats for sure

t. cameron

Can't stop laughing lads.

>>129153429
We got one. It's just the Tories that got slaughtered.

>>129153488
>those hands

CAUTION

ACHY BREAKY BREXIT AHEAD

>>129153559
go to A&E

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>>129153441
>compassionate conservatism

DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES

>>129153259
If his name wasn't somewhat besmirched, he'd have the right look and sound for a leader. He's a handsome motherfucker though, I'd let him fuck me.

>People actually thought the UKIP vote was going to rally behind the tories and not mostly into Labour
>Ashfield
>Red
btfo retards

Too bad about brexit desu lads, but that was the plan all along from your masters, get a remainer as party leader and then fuck up the campaign as much as possible so they could water down brexit. You could have voted for UKIP but you threw your lot in with the blue globalists because you had to stop the red globalists, good work!

>>129153488
>>129153441
>ever trusting the Tory party

Should've learned your lesson by now tbqh

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THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE

>>129153417
A liar as well. Said she absolutely would not call an election. Got greedy and called one anyway. Paid the price.

>>129153515
>>129153496
Why would they fuck with their border? Dumbasses, of course they'll do everything they can to keep freedom of movement

This is an utterly shocking turn out. I had no idea this autistic old sow would fuck up so badly.

With any luck these fucking kike vampires won't be able to privatise the NHS now.

Burgerfag here, Don't have time to read the entire thread. So who wins?

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>>129153559
me too

>>129153488
Johnny Mercer is a good guy, got the Iraq witchhunt closed down.

>>129153394
kek

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>>129153441
Yeah, because we've never had that before.

NO DEAL

NO PAYMENT

AT LEAST 4 COUNTIES TO BE RETURNED TO IRELAND

>>129153488
i want to die

lost a fucking majority for brexit negotiations gj may

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

Lads. Sky News is saying Corbyn got the most votes labour ever got, even more than Blair in 2001. What was the population back then?

>>129153428
struggling to see a downside.

>>129153607
Don't blame me, I voted UKIP

>>129153562
They'll probably hold on to power in coalition. The real slaughter was the SNP. Their second referendum is now dead on arrival.

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LADS.

>>129153640
Conservatives + DUP coalition

>>129153456
Is it from being a literal (((Rothschild)))?

Wonder what Rupert Murdoch is thinking right now.

>>129153640
The election will be decided by fucking DUP, most likely.

>>129153630
Go back to China

>>129153559

I fell onto the floor laughing several times the past few hours

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The absolute STATE of UKIP desu

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>>129153499
Good old projection, eh, Jamel?

Don't want SJW's and niggers to stamp out your freedom of speech now.

>>129153630
They want free movement with Ireland, not the EU. You retard. CTA covered this for decades before the EU existed.

>>129153075
>American
he's the editor of the Daily Telegraph so I wouldn't call him American. Tbh what is probably happening is the perfidious Tory remainers are going to force a soft brexit, and the DUP is going to be forced to go along with it besides some concessions

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>>129153488
>modern
>conservatism

>>129153688
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_Census_2001

several million less than now

>>129153644
I just spat some pinot grigio out my nose

Wait, how many CON gains from SNP total, 10, and they're STILL 8 short? How did that happen?

>>129153640
We're getting a Tory-DUP coalition most likely which is a pretty good outcome, May could resign because her gamble fucked up (snap elections rarely go well for the Government that calls them)

>>129153723
Probably already forgotten about it, the senile old git.

>>129153441
JUST A REMINDER THAT THIS PROVES HITCHENS RETARDS WRONG


TORIES LOSING TO LABOUR MOVES THEM TO THE LEFT

>>129153691
It's interesting. Gives a tiny party a huge influence in Westminster.

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WILLIAM ULSTERMAN

>>129153688
58.8M then
65.1M now

>>129153755
>Literally a homeless man in a suit

>>129153705
Should've had him in the first place.

Maybe was smart to avoid this clusterfuck though.

>>129153776
They

want

a

soft

Brexit

They

don't

want

to

fuck

their

border

>>129153816
>Blair's strategy worked
>demographic structural majority

Literally 5D Chess

THINGS WILL GET BETTER

>>129153816
Thanks for that, I knew something was afoot

just got a text from a japanese friend asking 'what is a dup?'

>>129153867
they lost seats in England and Wales

>>129153867
Fucked hard everywhere else.

>>129153720
Yeah hes constantly trying to catch the shekels that are falling out of his sleeves, hence the jitters

>>129153709
>>129153737
Thanks!

Oh shit. UK is now lost cause. Sorry for ya. I live here in California. It's also lost cause state.

>>129153704
>The real slaughter was the SNP

this is what i wanted most from the election.

>>129153903
They'll have no real say, just like the Lib Dems in the previous coalition

I hate fucking townies so fucking much.

>>129153867
Because they lost seats in other places

I voted labour in 1997

and I voted labour yesterday.... and a whole bunch of times inbetween.

how does this make you feel?

>>129153930
YOU ARE RETARDED LOOK UP CTA IRELAND

>>129153903
Just a bunch of randos mostly just concerned with NI politics because the other party is autistic and does not even show up
Now is the lynchpin to the entire government

>>129153871
Don't think there will be a coalition. May will most likely step down and the winner of the leadership contest will call another election.

>>129153775
Jesus christ, anon. You can't just say the N-word like that. It's haram!

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>>129153884
Right, because Labour moving to the left after losing the 2015 election was a complete disaster for them, wasn't it?

>>129153918
THE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER

>>129153867
lost marginals to lib dems and labour

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>>129153816
>mfw most of that increase is from immigrants

>>129153930
Back to the containment thread for you

>>129154017
how does it feel to have enabled the mass rape of native britons for 20 years

>DUP hold balance of power
>decent chance of boris as new pm
Pretty good result really.

>>129153930
Look up the Common Travel Area, you dog-fucking leaf.

>>129154017
i don't give a shit

>>129153930
You

are

a

silly

billy

>>129153930
An Irish political party cannot divide Ireland up with hard borders
There would be bombings

Tories only need 9 more seats for the coalition with DUP. 6 of those seats are safe.

Corbyn set to become PM by 2022

>>129153816
laura kuenssberg's vag is completely hairless right?

>>129152428
ITV now reporting May will resign

>>129154099
>Boris
>good

>>129153095
It is though. They aren't hard right any more. I don't know why you lot keep saying this. Sinn Fein were doing well in the polls so they softened everything to suck up UUP voters, lefty unionists and centrists. They are softer than the tories on brexit.

>>129153933

THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER

>>129154050
>most

You mean literally all, the UK is below replacement birthrate.

>>129154017
you're very old

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Well done Jockland, you held the line

>>129154017
How does it feel to be responsible for the rape of thousands of children?

How much would /britpol/ erupt if May made a deal with Corbyn with him as Deputy PM and the Con-Lab coalition went into Brexit together?

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>>129154141

>>129153979
Lib dems has a huge say in practice. However as dup are only focused on NI it won't be similar.

NEW

>>129154089

>>129154089

>>129154089

>>129154089

>>129154089

>>129154017
Yer father would be proud `o ye, `cause his father voted Laybour too.

kek most spectacular political backfire since david cameron

what is with conservatives and shooting themselves in the foot

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>>129154099
>ROI
>DUP

What?

Tory-DUP coalition won't change shit
The austerity and mass immigration status quo will remain

>>129154031
Calling another election would waste negotiating time with the EU which is already very limited, I doubt any politicians want to waste more time.

>>129154050
I'm a white labour supporter.

I live in a constituency where 3% were not born in the uk.
It voted labour.


does this fit your narrative?

>>129154017
alri grandad

>>129154152
Better than fucking May.

>>129154017
Nothing? I'm quite alright with it. You had the democratic vote.

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>>129153705
>floccinaucinihilipilification'ing are Moggdanoff

The coffee that shaved Europe

>>129154099
Boris is a pro-Eu cuck with a clown act. Fuck him.

>>129154099
Boris botched his window such as it was.

>>129154017
Thanks for voting labour.

Faster it burns to ground the better.

>>129154099
>boris
>good

He's a power hungry buffoon who needs to be kept on a very short leash

>>129154208
He got way too much integrity for that. There is a higher chance for May jumping from a bridge later today.

>>129154261
New leader won't want a hung parliament. Weakness at home doesn't help negotiations.

>>129154208
Why are yanks so fucking dumb?

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Right, i've been here since 22:00 yesterday and i'm getting some sleep. Its a hung parliament, fuck knows what happens next. Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure serving with you.

Enjoy a classic gif from the archives.

>>129154017
It makes me feel like Logan's Run was utopian

>>129154034
Don't be pushing the agendas of your own nation onto others now, Jamel.

Stop calling the kettle black, you pot.

>>129154090
>how does it feel to have enabled the mass rape of native britons for 20 years
Name a relevant party that doesn't enable the mass rape of native Britons.

>>129154272
Bit like getting stabbed being better than getting shot.

>>129153705
>Foreign subversive joo acting brittard cunt.
>DO NOT TRUST.
>He's made in 'MURICA' WASN'T 'MADE IN UK'.
>Conservative/jooslimarabs terrorist cunts...swung the vote, rigged the match...
>UK +USA
Fuck (((YOUS)))
<Made in UK.

>>129154232
We'll become a single nation eventually but that's literally decades and decades away, for now I align politically significantly more with the DUP than fucking sinn féin.

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>>129154090
dont be so melodramatic pup.

>>129153954
KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

>>129154428
Fair.

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>>129153930
>I'm only pretending to be retarded

>>129154017

Compassionate in the face of your obvious mental disability

Why is Brighton completely retarded?

>>129154099
corbyn could beat boris in an election