Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 46th edition

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EVERY OCCASION, OH, ONE BILLION DAY FUNERAL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI

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HUNG PARLIAMENT

Reposting: How much would /britpol/ erupt if May made a deal with Corbyn with him as Deputy PM and the Con-Lab coalition went into Brexit together?

I for one love DUP

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Shortest term as PM since 1922

ANGRY REMAINERS

BREXIT BTFO

>>129154089
>Labour keep Ashfield
I told you, stupid motherfuckers

The absolute STATE of "Tory"mongs right now

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https://twitter.com/JohnnyMercerUK/status/873038389603217412

G-G-GET READY FOR CAMERONISM 2.0

>>129154313
Would never happen

>>129154313
I'd unironically leave the country.

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BY YOUR AKSHUNS NOT YOUR UMPTY WURDS

6am, time to stop with the whisky and get back to coffee.

Worth staying up for, been a great night. I have a choice of either staying up indefinitely or going to bed now.

OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ POLLS

>WILL THERESA MAY RESIGN?: http://www.strawpoll.me/13144932
>IF MAY RESIGNS, WHO SHOULD BECOME PRIME MINISTER?: http://www.strawpoll.me/13144847

VOTE VOTE VOTE

TIME FOR MAY TO GO

Alright I've had enough.
I'm going to bed, I expect I will wake up to see May has resigned and a country in chaos.

The DUP tail wagging the dog.

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Shy REMAINERS or shy CORYBNISTERS?

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>>129154313
>yanks

>about to do your morning exercises

cheeky early morning wank?

How is the next PM decided from here on out then?

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JUST

>>129154385
THESE ARE CROCODILE TEARS YOU ARE CRYING

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BRIGHTON

>>129154089
Went to bed at 11pm. Tory shills were screeching
>shy tories!
>exit polls wrong!
Kek.

So is May done for?

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>tory leadership contest
i propose davis as our guy

>>129154454
Pouring another drink. Those spirit bottles weigh a lot.

>>129154089
william ulsterman lol

>an effective campaign
you're still short of 50 seats. Labour are so full of shit

just got lucky May ran a shit campaign

>>129154454
I'm literally about to have a wank and go out for a run.

might actually stop midway, go out and find a horse to fuck.

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>>129154562
>Not Gove

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>>129154486
Pic related will be the new PM

Screencap this

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Who /stillnotcounted/ here?

The Guardian is now counting the DUP alongside the Tories, people are clearly expecting a coalition between them to appear

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

May resignation now confirmed
By. ITV

>>129154370

Ok.
Yep.
Time to off myself

Cheers Theresa

>>129154552
Most likely, she's making a speech at 10

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be honest, was this the best possible outcome?

>>129154543
>muh local elections!

>>129154533
Remainer screeching

>>129154552
She called a snap election to increase her party majority

she lost the majority for her party in the election

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How triggered are you right now, brit/pol/? :^)

>>129154524
New Labour can suck it
Dems can suck it
The unbastardized left bleeds through

>>129154524
wtf I love obama now

>>129154524
Obama is a Blairite

>On March 10, 2009, Barack Obama, in a meeting with the New Democrat Coalition, told them that he was a "New Democrat", "pro-growth Democrat", that he "supports free and fair trade", and was "very concerned about a return to protectionism."[11]

>Throughout the Obama presidency, a "free and fair trade" attitude was espoused, including in a 2015 trade report entitled The Economic Benefits of U.S. Trade, that noted that free trade "help[s] developing countries lift people out of poverty" and "expand[s] markets for U.S. exports". [12]

>>129154621
crewe and nantwich standing by.

>>129154415
If she resigns as PM will she have to continue to serve as MP? Given how large these swings are wouldn't her seat be at risk?

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The cartoons and articles in the Guardian are going to be so obnoxious

>>129154452
We don't even know what a coalition is dude, it's got to be a Bong on vacation.

>>129154621
Never heard of it. Sounds like a drunk man saying devices

>>129154664
Cracking open my 2nd champagne

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Sons of William for a united Ireland under British rule.

>>129154444
Shy Corbyn voters imo. Remainers ain't shy.

>>129154664
/a50 hard-triggered/ with /ourguy/ DUP

holy shit am I reading wiki wrong or does Corbyn have 3 million more votes than Ed Miliband 2 years ago?

Miliband suicide when

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I knew this would happen. Now I want an apology from the cunt who thought they'd get an 80+ majority.

CMON FUCKERS. PUT UP YOUR SCREENCAPS

>>129154782
Good man

>>129154606
>4 more seats than Gordon Brown
stunning victory 2bh

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>>129154562
Seconded

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>>129154664
He's not gonna be PM.

>>129154533
Brighton are cucked beyond belief, always have been.

>>129154726
Her seat is ultra safe

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>>129154629
Still short of a majority, but I expect they will make it.

>breddit/pol/ btfo
>scotcucks btfo

This election couldn't have gone any better.

>>129154642
Labour being slightly closer in the seats would have put more pressure and been better,

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>>129154562
It's Boris' time

>>129154642
possibly. depends on PM

>>129154528
I HAVE MADE A LEGITIMATE AND PEACEFUL REQUEST FOR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK

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How do you want your snap election?

>Cameron calls for Brexit Referendum to put the matter to rest and secure the UK's spot in the EU - Brexit vote wins and UK is set to leave EU.
>May calls for Snap election to secure her party's position and to help along Brexit - She barely hangs onto her position and cannot gain a majority.
Is it a requirement that you need to put a bullet in your own foot to be a British politician?

>>129154664
I'm quite alright. He didn't win, so that's okay by my standards.

>>129154726
Wtf you on about. The election has happened, how can her seat be at risk? And she is in one of the safest seats in the country.

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>>129154642
No...

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so brit/pol/ what is your final thoughts on this election?

>>129154798
>unite under british
>hold referendum for independence again
>take three border counties

CALLING THE MOMENTUM SHILL WHO WANTED ME TO POST A PICTURE OF A HEDGEHOG TODAY POST YOUR REACTION PLS

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Redpill me on Corbyn

Who is he and what does he stand for?

So we know that she failed, but why do you think she failed?

Personally I think it was that she overestimated how many UKIP voters would transform into Tories, and also a lot of people fell victim to the idea that there is a hard or soft brexit.

>>129154909
>>129154629
Should be 322 for a majority, minus the 8 speaker/sinn fein seats

Right lads, so another election in November?

Dimbles shitting on the system, there.

>>129155014
Pointless. See you all next week for the rerun.

>david shilling PR

>>129155014
good shit

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>>129154810
i miss millipede. he was so pathetic

Caroline Lucas re-elected

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>>129155014
banter has gone too far

>>129155092
STRONG AND STABLE

30

FUCKING

VOTES

>>129155061
he is a communist who stands for communism

GREENSLIDE IN BRIGHTON

GREEN HOLD

>>129154444
If the election was about Brexit, May wins easy. Support for leaving the European Union was 60+

Other shit got in the way

>>129154992
If she resigned as MP. There would have to be a by election. Given that the PM wouldn't be running there, wouldn't it be more at risk?

>>129155081
I keep forgetting about Sinn Fein

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>>129154543

>>129155070
Shit campaign, ran away from debates and poor policy.

Corbyn also improved massively.

>>129154829
> screen capping your own posts
>posting your own screen caps
Jesus how much of a faggot are you?

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William Ulsterman is going to see a massive increase in use in Brit/pol/ now.

>>129154642
Brexit has basically been torpedoed, so no.

>this labour candidate

you wot

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>>129155014
Fantastic

Do we have to watch her speak?

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BRITPOL BTFO
>BRITPOL BTFO
BRITPOL BTFO
>BRITPOL BTFO
BRITPOL BTFO
>BRITPOL BTFO
BRITPOL BTFO
>BRITPOL BTFO

>>129155070
yeah she was just arrogant and lazy about the whole thing, didn't work hard enough

>Greens have secured their existence because they got 1 seat in 2010
JUST. Why can't UKIP get ONE SEAT?

>>129154524
the kiss of death

>>129155014
JUST

>>129155070
>UKIP -> Labour conversion higher than expected
>Tory manifesto
>Corbyn was able to draw enthusiasm
>Poor campaigning overall

>>129155014
I think a coalition between the Tories and DUP will be great, much better than one between the Tories and Lib Dems.

>>129154621
Fife North East here. Apparently there's somewhere between 1-3 votes separating the SNP and Lib Dems.

Why are Labour-cucks so happy on twitter? They lost, Corbyn has no way of becoming PM

>>129155070
Quite a few factors

>relying on UKIP migrating en masse to the Tories
>the british felt they were being manipulated by being asked to vote in an unnecessary, politically motivated election
>silly manifesto
>higher youth turnout after brexit shock

>>129155070
UKIP voters went way too much to Labour and the UKIP shills on here cannot be allowed to forget that.

>Caroline Lucas HOLDS Brighton Pavilion, remaining sole Green MP. Substantially increased majority

REEEEEEEE

THAISAND YAIR DAY YAY PAY RAICH

>>129155176
>Support for leaving the European Union was 60+
Try 52%

>>129155014
>fucking BASED dude lmao, Mummy May is getting le stronger :^)

>>129155304
How are we btfo>

Brits are now banned from /pol/

>>129155304
*BUUUURP* POLITICS ISN'T REAL MORTY

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i'll post it again

>>129155178
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maidenhead_(UK_Parliament_constituency)

doubtful, her majority was huge, it is a tory safe seat after all

>>129155070
I think responding to terrorist attacks with "we need to control the internet" instead of "we need to control the borders" is the main reason why

>>129155070
A manifesto satan would have found distasteful

>>129155014
got the result she deserved

>>129154533
It's all the aids

>>129155320
Because of fucking Hamilton and all the spergs in the UKIP NC

>>129155045

Kek more like 4 and half of Belfast

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>BBC only just now reporting on Caroline Lucas being elected.


Fucking hell, they're so far behind. Sky had that shit almost 10 minutes ago. What the fuck is wrong with the BBC?

>>129155178
Resigning as pm does not mean she would resign as an mp. Even if she didn't want to be an mph anymore she would simply wait and not run next election.

>>129155356
They also "won" if the conservatives didn't get a majority.

>>129155356
It's guaranteed his position as Labour leader for the next election and has shown that he isn't electoral cancer like everyone thought

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>ukip votes in 2015: 3,800,000
>ukip votes in 2017: 580,000

>-10% swing

I don't understand, shouldn't that be a much larger swing?

>>129155070
Did she fail?

She got a bigger vote share than Thatcher or Blair

The big story is Labour's bizzaro rise

So since May is going to keep being the PM how exactly does this make any difference in the long run?

>>129155439
I hate it when yanks pretend they know anything about our politics

>>129155014
>Brexit probably won't happen. Sucks but life goes on

>SNP got their shit pushed in. The Union is strong

>Corbyn will stick around. Hate him, but he's always fun to look at

>DUP will push Tories to be more anti-faggot and anti-abortion, good

>We get a chance of Boris of being PM. Fucking incredible, him and Trump will be great mates

>>129155176
She tried to make it about Brexit, but she forgot that people have a lot of other issues they want to bother politicians about. You can't make a general election about one issue.

But it should have been about other issues too, so that is good.

>>129155472
They've been fucking shit all night

They couldn't even get their vote tally thing working meanwhile Sky's has been working flawlessly

Piss take by May.

>>129155329
>Most northern UKIP voters moving to Labour
>Other UKIP voters moving to Tories
>Remainer Tories moving to Labour
Seems more plausible

>>129155535
>She got a bigger vote share than Thatcher or Blair
only because third party votes died this election

CORBYN IS MAKING HIS VICTORY SPEECH
GET IN HERE, LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxcP7TRY178

>>129155356
Most of them are ignorant to politics. They see the large amount of red on the map used by The Guardian and automatically assume Labour are winning.

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>>129155555

>>129155347
I hope you voted Lib Dem lad

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Jews and Globslaits BFTO

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

>>129155014
Everyone got BTFO so I'm happy

>>129155530
10 percentage points

>>129155550
She won't stay on. The Tories do not reward failure.

>>129155535
big part of her increased vote share is from the collapse of third parties, may isn't going to be bragging about her vote share when she is losing PM over it

>>129155304
>sargon shills for the tories and begs people to vote for them because muh corbyn is literally stalin muh venezuela hyperbole
>tories start fucking up
>LOL BOTH SIDES ARE DUMB ANYWAY I'M CLASSICAL LIBERAL MUH HORSESHOE

>>129155550
it is 50/50 whether or not she will be forced to resign and be replaced by a different tory. in either case the tories wont want her fighting another campaign because she sucks, so her career at the top is over

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>>129154982
HEATHED

>>129155530
dumb frogposter

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>>129155556
>brexit probably won't happen
Explain yourself.

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Remind me why Amber Rudd is any sort of serious political player

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>>129155150
Good job giving him this much power lads

>>129155643
I see the point you're trying to make but the Guardian map is more accurate electorally

Can I get some rare brit/pol/ Karens?

DUP will make it legal to insert penis into young boy's rectum.

>>129155530
>voted ukip in 2015
>voted lab in 2017
feels gud man

>>129155369
Yes because obviously the UKIP voters on here who are voting UKIP are to blame for other people voting in a different way, fuck off

Most of the kippers here who voted for another party voted for the Tories because they are stupid retards who think electing the blue ribbon is any different than electing the red one, or they simply didn't have any other choice to vote a different party because UKIP stood in barely any seats to begin with.

UKIP support nationally was ALWAYS primarily from Labour, not the Tories. If you expected them to leap into bed with the "Conservative" party at this election then you're a total idiot since there was essentially nothing other than "Brexit means brexit" in the Tory manifesto that is in their interest to vote for.

>>129155707
This

d-does this mean we're due another Thatcher in not too long??

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Imagine unironically being an Ulster Scots Protestant loyalist unionist. Your existence merely to bend down and be a footrest for Tories and other English shitbags. Sad!

>>129155070
>attacking her core vote in the manifesto
>expected ukip to automatically go to the tories
>shit at speaking
>refuse to take corbyn on in debates
>u-turn on manifesto pledge

>>129155749
Because the Tories are the Blairite party now, Amber Rudd is a party 'leader'

>>129155702
How do you "force" someone to resign? Also who would be PM if she did resign? Cuckbyn or someone else from the Torries?

>>129155656
I did. Was tempted to vote for the independent whose party was called the "Independent Sovereign Democratic Britain Party" because the guy seemed like a fun nutcase, but decided against it.

>Lord Adonis now saying we need "cross party consensus on brexit"

I TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT LABOUR BRO

>>129155804
>Voted for Brexit
>Then voted to overturn it
I wish I was as stupid as you so I could enjoy life.

So how strong will DUP be able to influence Tories? Will Tories have to bend over backwards for them because it's their only shot at a majority?

>>129155832
Yes. But he'll be a paki or a nig nog.

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>>129155657
>Brexit cancelled
>Globalists btfo

>>129155749
She has a pussy.

>>129154964
Lmao goes straight for that nigger validation

>>129155550
We have no idea if she's remaining as PM, we need to wait for her speech at 10am

>>129155749
She was seen as competent in the debate. Plus she is Home Sec

>>129155749
She is the home Secretary...

>>129155070
Massively under-estimating Labour and over-estimating her own popularity. Thought she could get away with basically anything.

>>129155793
Karen is nothing but a slut, she'll take brown cock all night for a free kebab and bottle of prosecco.

>>129155749
She put in a decent performance in the debate, other than that I have no idea

>>129155833
taigs out desu

>>129155833
Could be worse, could be from the Republic

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>>129155804
>voted ukip for a brexit vote
>voted a party that will deliver a soft brexit
Now not getting a proper hard brexit

>>129155176
Other shit like social services and people not wanting to live in a shithouse poverty pit?

>>129155804
Are you racist? Russel Howard told me Ukippers are all farrr ryters. No way you'd vote leerba.

>>129155833
Imagine being Irish

>>129155854
her party is going to knife her in the back and throw her out to take all the blame for losing the election

she won't be PM by the end of the day

>>129155376
No. Polling during the election had leaving the European Union very high. People mostly accept leaving. Fuck, Labour even supported a hard Brexit. Local elections had Tories winning huge

If it was the revenge of the Remainers, Lib Dems would surge

>>129155566
True. The terror attacks hurt he very badly. If she wasn't Home Sec, it wouldn't have been as painful

They should have went hard on Corbyn, cast him as an enemy of all the British people. Big miss

>>129155738
Soft Brexit isn't Brexit.

SOFT BREXIT CONFIRMED

BRITKEKS BTFO FOREVER

>>129155804
>t. spastic

>>129155890
DUP policies oppose same-sex marriage and abortion. They won't be influencing anything lol

>>129155816
Aside from cuts to immigration, Grammar schools and deregulation

UKIP voters proven to be retarded protest voters, not much else

Face it, UKIP and the Hard Right have been BTFO

>>129155923
That just reinforces my question

>>129154415
Anything other than Davis will disappoint me desu.

>>129154621
Result came in.

>Conservative candidate increased her vote share from 58% to 63%

I don't even know why I bothered voting.


>>129154750

It comes from 'Divide'. There's nothing here unless you like canal locks, farmers markets, or the English Civil War.

>>129155890
We can only hope.

The DUP are actual conservatives, hopefully they will force the """Conservatives""" to actually take conservative positions.

>>129154524
neoliberal lackey

>>129155936
She was only popular because people didn't know anything about her, people just projected their perfect leader onto her and then saw that image shattered when she turned out to be a stuttering old woman

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>>129155982

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>>129155899
Reminder that the Tories were just going to use Brexit to push globalism in a different way.

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>>129155982

>>129156097
Dont be delusional, not going to happen.

>>129155876
Lab don't want to overturn it.

>>129155980
If people didn't want to live in poverty they wouldn't have voted for corbyn and turn britain into venezuela

Who /sunnymorning/ here?

>>129155999
I don't need to imagine it you retard, I am.

>>129156146
kek

so what's gonna happen lads? another vote? a coalition?

>312
That confirms DUP coalition right?

>>129156153
You should watch our TV. Every Labour MP is strutting around saying this is a mandate to overturn it.

MAYFLIES BTFO
CORBOTS BTFO

DAVIS BOYS RISE UP

Useless Kipper bastards broke for Labour
>Bu bu but Are Nige
>Red pilled
kek, fuck off

>>129156065
Whoever is PM after this will have their balls held in a vice by the DUP and hard Tory brexiteers

>>129155972
Convicts from the arsehole other side of the world out whove never even been here out desu

Just woke up

Holy shit lads, Therorkesa May BTFO

>>129156209
No, it confirms another election.

>>129155936
She was the British hillary who blew a 20 point lead

>>129156150
I said "we can only hope", you fucking spastic. Learn to read.

>>129156158
Comfy af knowing how unstable this election has made politics.

Will make brit/pol/ so much more enjoyable with few May cunts.

>>129156209
Unlikely coalition, it will be a Tory minority with DUP support

>>129156209
Unless they think they can win a re-run.

>>129155556
>chance of Boris of being PM

lolno

>>129156156
>turn britain into venezuela
Why would electing Corbyn lead to US sanctions and an oil glut?

>>129156080
>Britain
>Hard right

Are you one of those people who say the BBC is right wing?

>>129155978
Ukip was just the anti establishment banter party. I don't give a fuck about Brexit I just wanted to shake things up.

This time Ukip is ded and Corbyn is the banter candidate to rattle a few cages.

I will vote for literally anything that upsets the conservative establishment.

>>129156209
Either a coalition or Tory minority with them for support

>>129156043
They did go hard against Corbyn. Part of the problem was they thought that being not-Corbyn while meming about Brexit was enough to win an election.

>>129156236
overall it was the best result for us, really

>>129156264
I highly doubt they'll want to try another election after this shambles.

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>>129156202
uhhh

>>129156221
Soft Brexit =/= no Brexit

Sunny morning, day off work - might cycle down to Westminster to see what's going on in the flesh.

Or stay in and play Fallout 4.

Anyone else feel like these Labour wins are meme wins?

Like when the SNP blew the fuck out of Scotland in 2015 and have no rescinded

I feel that it'll end up going a similar way the next time

>>129156308
It would lead to capital flight and an over enlarged corrupt government, as all socialist governments are

>>129156308
>Corbyn defender is also a South American dictator defender
Made me think

>>129156276
You're a spastic for even 'hoping' for something so impossible.

which seats are waiting to declare? anyone have a good tracker website for this?
Sorry, just woke up

>>129156202
National Coalition.
Book it.

>>129156043
>Polling during the election had leaving the European Union very high
No. People accepted the result but those who lost mostly still wanted to remain.
>Labour even supported a hard Brexit.
They literally didn't. They have never supported it. Where do you idiots get this stuff?

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>>129156388
>playing fo4

>>129156385
Soft Brexit is no Brexit. It all the shit parts of leaving the EU with none of the good bits.

>Voted Brexit and Lab
feels gud

People realise the DUP is pro-soft Brexit, right?

>tfw Labour shills will be back next month for the next election

>>129154370
>modern, compassionate conservatism
Broadest and least meaningful statement ever uttered by a grey faced cunt like this, he certainly is a smart and caring downie mongoloid

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>>129154089
So when is the cunt resigning?

>>129156311
Hard Right of the Tory party

May gives them everything they want in the manifesto (grammars, cuts to services, immigration lowered, hard Brexit) and the electorate reject it

Face it, most people these days are leftists and want leftist policies like high immigration and nationalisation, I don't support those I'm just being realistic

>Newcastle and Sunderland get their votes counted before midnight

>6.20am and 16 constituencies full of lazy, likely obese, cunts still can't get their shit sorted out

Why?

>>129156388
Play New Vegas instead

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>>129156388
>>129156458
>fo4
>never missing a chance to post this OC

>>129156400
biggest thing out of the Labour win is solidifying Corbyn's leadership of the party

>>129156458
I know, I bought it when it was on sale recently so I feel compelled to give it a proper go.

>>129156534
I imagine she will announce today that she is resigning, but not that she will resign today.

>>129154089
'Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party'

You know the DUP is more pro-Brexit than the Tories right?

>>129156116
>and then saw that image shattered when she turned out to be a stuttering old woman

Unfortunately the average person who voted for her would only look at the news about her and not her messing up on Question Time or whatever

>>129156491
its all so tiresome

>>129156489
yup, in one fatal move, 20odd years work by nigel has been undone.

>>129156283
I am always in favour of unstable politics. I was necking black pills before I knew what they were.

It's a complex soap opera for me. I was tainted by the drama of the coalition agreements after the 2010 election and I've been hooked ever since.

>>129156514
oh dear

What's the most likely scenario, Con+DUP or Con+LD coalition?

>>129156534
Probably lunchtime

>>129156409
Lol to where? Most of EU has higher tax than we do.

>>129156422
>Maduro elected fair and square
>Dictator
Christ I didn't think Trumps U-turns would make his dumbfuck followers do the same

>>129156514
bex is autistic, leave her be

>>129156594
yeah it wouldn't help with brexit chats happening within next 2 weeks

>>129156489
>>129156610
They were the only party other than UKIP to outright campaign for leave.

>>129156627
the former, the latter won't happen

>>129156132
So what. If we had got brexit we could have voted against that crap. That can never happen now. This was our only chance to get out and we fucking blew it.

>>129154415
>>WILL THERESA MAY RESIGN?: yes
>>IF MAY RESIGNS, WHO SHOULD BECOME PRIME MINISTER?:
davis

>>129156693
ugly too, is it a tranny?

>>129156644
>Lol to where?
Swiss, Ireland, Isle of Man.

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>>129155472
Sky only pay their journalists if they're first. I'm not even joking (technically they still get paid, but it's pretty much doubles for being first).

Even then they're still on less than the BBC journalist are for the evening.

>>129156475
Why? EU can't mandate our state deficit and public ownership but we still get to have free movement? It's great.

>>129156644
>>Maduro elected fair and square
HE STRIPPED PARLIAMENT OF ALL POWER AND SET UP HIS OWN APPOINTED LEGISLATURE WITH NO ELECTIONS

HOW CAN YOU APOLOGISE FOR THAT YOU UTTER CRETIN?

>>129156627
Con+LD is already off the table

RARE BRIT/POL/ KARENS BLS

>>129156425
You're an even bigger spastic for thinking it won't happen.

The LibDems had opposite policies to the Conservatives back in 2010, and yet they were able to form a coalition.

It is entirely possible, especially when facing the possibility of a "Progressive Alliance"

>>129156627
The Lib Dems ruled out a coalition a few hours after the exit poll

>>129156545
>most people like high immigration

t. melbourne

The election is over?

What happened to sticky

>>129156644
Isn't Ireland lower than us?

>>129156627
Libs have ruled out a coalition.

NEW

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>>129156080
>Tories
>Cut Immigration
idiot

UKIP offered grammar schools and looser business regulation, and better policies for the working class and elderly. Their manifesto was still deeply flawed, with PR memes and petition referenda, Lords Abolishment etc., but sticking with UKIP would have been the best choice for any UKIP voter, which is a shame because the party decided not to stand in every seat possible, so even if nationwide UKIP supporters had stuck with them, the party has effectively abandoned them.

In the given situation, of course regular UKIP voters will stick with Labour over the Tories, they will be better off in the short term

>>129156746
Free movement is shit. Fuck off.

>>129154089
>Nigel Farage

Niggel’s gonna nig

CON+DUP = 318

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+... = 309

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

15 seats to go

>>129156760
fuck off

>>129156558
Some don't start til morning. Some centres do one more than one vote and do them consecutively.

Basically, laziness.

>>129156644
Ireland, switzerland, etc.

>we
You forgot you're a chink living in singapore, one of the greatest success of capitalism

>>129156448
IF THEY WANTED TO REMAIN WHY DIDN'T THEY VOTE FOR THE LIB DEMS THEN

THEY WERE STRAIGHT UP RUNNING ON A 2ND REFERENDUM

>>129156712
>soft brexit
>not simply walking back into the jaws of the EU

>>129156491
>tfw liberals will vote labour to solidify and anti Tory Majority
>Old fucks who love the Monarchy probably dead by then
:D :D

>>129156478
Same here man. All is good

>>129154370

Fucking vile piece of shit.

The only hope for con is to learn from UKIP and move right.

>>129156712
But they still want soft brexit.
They already are practically demanding it.

Hilariously, if Corbyn had won we'd be having a harder brexit.

>>129156778
I don't support it you nonce, I'm saying the electoral does

Prove me wrong, this was the most right wing manifesto in years and the Tories got BTFO

>>129155061
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/labour-manifesto-analysis-key-points-pledges

>>129156545
Most people are centrists. They don't want mass immigrants but they don't want to sell the NHS either. It's just the far left and right are super vocal about it.

>>129156767
I'm not saying that a coalition won't happen. I'm refuting your retarded 'hope' that the DUP will ever influence Tory policies.

Also that point you made proves MY point. The Lib Dems weren't able to influence the Tories at all.

Dumb northerner.

So Mong May wanted to increase the Con majority to push a soft Brexit, but is stuck with the DUP to get a majority. top kek

>>129156751
Socialists don't have brains.

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B-but w-we d-did o-our p-part

You fucking morons! We unionists BTFO of SNP, we took out their westminster leader, we took our their chief whip.

We secured 11 more seats than in the last election for Conservative.

Why? How?!! What did you do!!!!!!

WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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who is this dup titty monster please?

>>129156753
>>129156776
With anyone or just Cons? Progressive coalition could steal it no?

>>129154642
There's no government, and not going to be one. We are fucked. Honestly fucked.

>>129154562

Is he related to Assange?

>>129156905
But he campaigned against brexit and then, after the referendum, for a soft brexit.

>>129156972
Except centrists have been flooding Europe for decades

>>129156751
No he didn't he suspended it temporarily due to allegations of fraud on the part of the opposition

President has a constitutional mandate to 2018. Personally I wish he'd rolled in the tanks long ago.

>>129156976
The Lib Dems were able to influence the Tories.

They stopped a lot of authoritarian shit from getting through. They lost a few battles but also won others.

You are an imbecile if you genuinely think they didn't influence the Tories.

>>129156874
>>129156905
All they want is a soft border with Ireland so the republic and northern ireland don't start bombing each other.