>At a glance for foreigners
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour
>Recently called results
Darlington ?
Nuneaton Conservative hold, minimal swing
Kettering Conservative hold, 2.6% swing for Labour
Newcastle Upon Tyne North Labour Hold, Conservative swing by only 0.6%, further indication that Conservatives will sweep to victory
Washington & Sunderland West Labour hold, swing for the Conservatives +2%, bad news for Labour
Swindon North, Conservative hold, 3%+ swing for Labour, bad news for the Conservatives
Newcastle East, Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories than the exit poll predicted, bad news for Labour.
Sunderland Central, Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour
Sunderland South Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour.
Newcastle hold Labour, by only 2 percent, less than the exit poll projected, bad news for Labour.
EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14
>Watch live coverage of the election
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
https://twitter.com/britainelects
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg <---- Sky News Live
>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900
>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/
FUCK ME
Darlington was closer than I expected
nth for tory surge
Labour take darlo
ONE DAY WE WILL SHUT THEIR LYING ZIONIST MOUTHS
best county coming through
>>129106151
Brit/pol/ slowing down now lad
What is your plan if Corbyn wins?
Mine is to take the free tuition then flee the country.
>>129106151
YAY KAREN AGAIN!
CHUNKY
>CHUNKY
CHUNKY
>CHUNKY
FIRST FOR JO COX MAY SHE BURN IN HELL FOR HER SINS
>50% of UKIP voters are switching to Labour
>They only voted to leave the EU because they want more gibs
yfw
Darlington hold.
This is a D I S A S T E R
Soubry, Gummer, Clegg all set to lose.
Remoaners BTFO
>>129106323
same where the fuck is everyone
>You have been visited by the YouGov of great predictions. Labour will deliver a hard brexit only if you reply "I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU YOUGOV" to this post
Large Tory majority firmly off the table with Darlington
>>129106262
Is this the election that destroys the UK?
oh dear
>>129106188
Yeah Id rather have children with the Anglo over the Jap
I thought Trump was going to usher in an age of conservatism. What happened? Meme magic run out?
RED WHITE AND BLUE MINORITY GOVERNMENT
North East constituencies to watch:
Probable con flip:
Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland
Hartlepool
Bishop Aukland
Possible con flip:
Darlington
Sedgefield
Tynemouth
Press f if con flip:
Stockton North
Blyth valley
Newcastle upon tyne North
North West Durham
Sunderland Central
Not even a lab with Corbyn would these flip:
Wansbeck
Redcar
City of Durham
South Shields
Blaydon
Houghton and Sunderland South
Washington and Sunderland West
North Durham
Newcastle Upon Tyne East
Jarrow
North Tyneside
Newcastle Upon Tyne Central
Middlesbrough
Gateshead
Easington
>>129106353
More Karen!
We'll find out about 2am
>Tories lose in Darlington, key target
>people still think the exit poll is wrong
Darlington Labour hold
This is all going well!
>and who knows where the days go
>would you ever want them back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOorZuf1l40
>>129106395
>>129106474
holy fuck
>>129106424
he showed himself to be a fool and a shill
How is it going, lads?
>>129106387
kek, apparently Gummer was going to replace Davis as Brexit secretary
Into le trash
>>129106151
I hope you guys aren't going full commie?
>>129106439
YAY BRITBONGS
So incumbents have all won so far right?
>Darlington held
Ah shit.
>>129106397
Nah, its the election that shows it got destroyed years ago and we've been blissfully unaware.
>>129106424
We put trust in a God of chaos.
>>129104367
May couldn't negotiate her way out of a paper bag is why
kek did you brits seriously vote for that nutjob corbyn?
>Curry
paki appropriation.
Best result is CON win where sharia may resigns, prove me wrong scrubs
Anyone else believe this is all plot to stop Brexit from being carried through?
>>129106044
May is going to end up being the shortest reigning PM since 1922 if she butchered her majority that bad
Thank god the casuals are gone
rip ukip
>>129106397
That may bitch wanted to censor tbe internet. Why would you want her to win?
The only good thing Anglos have ever done..
SAY IT WITH ME
NO TUITION FEES
>NO TUITION FEES
NO TUITION FEES
shouting allahu akbar?
>>129106277
DELET THESE DIGITS GOYIM.
>>129106390
>same where the fuck is everyone
probably gone to bed m8, results coming in so slow
Post Karens
>>129106551
>going
We are right now. Neo-liberals vs. Marxists.
why the fuck do poorthenrs vote lab so much
Lads, what if the exit poll is wrong and the tories get a majority
But there is literally no change in their number of seats or their majority
Umm, wtf lads... Hate won again. JFMSUF
>>129106439
less karen
>>129106551
>>129106342
>Mine is to take the free tuition then flee the country.
Going to study law this year or next. Will take advantage of the free tuition and then decide where I want to be
>>129106424
Not an age of conservatism, but an age of "We're fucking fed up with the establishment, roll on the change candidates"
Right lads. I'm off to bed. I'd better not see right wing death squads arresting suspected corbynites and adherents of peaceful religions which do not cause terrorism tomorrow.
What an embarrassing evening for Mrs. May.
She should step down.
voted leave last year
voted labour today
no regrets
So if May gets booted who becomes PM?
>>129106531
If they end up with a majority it will be 2015 tier at best
GOODBYE TUITION FEES. FREE SHIT INCOMING.
TORIES AND THE ALT-RIGHT UTTERLY KEKED BY THE GOOD PEOPLE OF BRITAIN
Might go back to playing Destiny and pop back in an hour tbqh, getting tired of hearing the same shit and getting zero results.
>There can't be this many marxist voters can there?
Or is it the yoof?
>>129106749
Davis most likely.
>>129106686
"'Cause I'm not votin for a TorREEEEE after whot Thatcher did!"
NI will save the day lads, the Tories will need our 10 unionist MPs.
>>129106509
>it's ndrrsijg
???
>>129106743
top lad
>>129106635
Plastic surgery?
who /toodepressedtocare/
>>129106652
Silver lining for me I guess...
>>129106737
she will have no choice if she loses seats, or even worse, the majority
>>129106551
Corbyn isn't going to be PM, they won't have the numbers.
>>129106772
>tories
>right wing
>>129106654
LONG KESH
ALL OF THEM TO LONG KESH
>>129106375
They're all MUH NHS voters
>tfw May handed the country to a senile communist in a selfish attempt to make her job easier
>2 years of reading about how the Labour party are finished
fuck political journalism. actually fucking useless.
>>129106743
/ourguy/
>>129106543
Serious question: Do you think Trump hurt May?
>>129106635
High genetic quality Anglo woman VS stunted Jap
Post pics of fearn cotton
>>129106424
Europe is too far gone
Start going to church.
>all these UKIP voters going back to Labour
I'm somewhat shocked desu, seems the "gateway drug" to the Conservatives was a gigantic mirage
YES DARLO
>>129106808
ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS STAY TE COURSE AND NOT CUT SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
bzzzt Corbyn will literally kill our economy.
>>129106808
A mixture of the youth actually voting and people being pissed off with the Tories
>>129106839
Anri didn't have plastic surgery.
I want giant Jeremy to stomp all over my constituency.
post slags
>>129106808
I literally flew to the UK to cast thousands of fake ballots. Diane Abbott sucked me off while I did it
well the west never did have communism
i guess it's time for them to experience it too
>tfw this century the poles of power in europe will switch from west to east
>>129106603
>May is going to end up being the shortest reigning PM since 1922
Gives pic related a whole new meaning really, replace Brexit with General Election
>>129106151
Hey, Brits, when did the IRA flatten London and Manchester with nuclear weapons?
Did I miss something?
Have I slipped timelines again?
>1,500 kiloton bomb
Fuck these threads are moving way too fast.
>>129106551
Nyet comrade, nothing to see here!
>>129106652
>>129106864
You'll just end up subsidising it some other way. Middle class policy.
How is it going??????????
>>129106903
no, apparently she hurt herself.
>>129106903
her problems run far deeper than 'hung out with trump once'
>>129106551
Corbyn won't be PM but he will stay on as leader of the opposition
VINE
TIME
>>129106868
When will the next election be held if you get a hung parliament?
Will labour win even more seats then?
>>129106956
Based YKTD
>the first PMQ's after this
>>129106897
that's true though, as we knew it they are
>>129106742
Meme made me kek lad
>>129106982
Here's a Celt one
>>129106353
>>129106808
Blair did the same thing with insane promises. Gib free stuff = win 1/3 of the electorate.
>>129106824
Not if they are on 314 hahahahahah
>>129106903
He did it, he really wanted to hurt her and he really wanted to make her cry.
Blairism is fucking dead
rejoice
>>129107052
STEP INTO THE MATRIX
>>129106935
>Start going to church.
Make me
>Make me
Make me
>Make me
Make me
>Make me
Make me
>Make me
Make me
>Make me
Make me
>Make me
>voting for a literal commiecuck
>>129106897
That's because it's just propaganda
>>129106977
just photoshop
>>129106424
It's because May is fucking terrible, just a wheat field running slag desu
>>129106960
Well I hope they enjoy more terrorism
>>129106977
Sure, keep dreaming, weeb neet virgin babyman.
>>129107027
That's not a flattering angle of her is it jeez
>Another election where the so called informed "pundits" followed the polls, got it completely wrong, then will blame the polls instead of taking the blame themselves for being clueless
>>129106897
none of them even conceived of the idea that britain might leave the eu 2 years ago
they don't know shit
>>129107029
>1500 Kiloton
TOP KEK
>>129106749
Hammond.
>>129106903
Shariablue shill how dare you question the God-Emperah
SNP on course to get fucked lmao
By bye Salmond and Robertson
country dead, do you want to try again?
>>129107108
>Blairites re-elected left right and centre
>Jeremy is such a mong that he couldn't get mandatory reselection
It's not dead, it's in hibernation
>>129106846
Haven't seen this image in fucking years.
>>129107019
#prayforLeaf
>>129106977
She must have, no woman on earth is that perfect naturally.
>>129106943
>tfw her nudes
Good tits tbqh.
Well that's it lads, we're totally fucked.
Hope you enjoy your Liberal shit whole country, libcucks, this is all your fault.
>>129106941
Because they're socially consecrative, but economically socialist.
What are the odds of a grand coalition?
>am getting rsi
>>129107072
i like what i see
How is it looking...bad?
>>129106635
>not Dresden?
>Tory vote advancing in areas they won't win any seats.
>Labour eating into UKIP and Tory votes in seats that can switch.
>GBPUSD falling again
>No Majority now favourite even though CON majority was fave even after exit poll
>Over.
>>129107055
Few months. Yes lots more.
>>129107209
No reload allowed, we were playing on Ironman mode
>8 predicted Tory MPs in Scotland
ABANDON SHIP
>>129107072
who is this shlag
>>129106903
She hurt herself today.
>>129107108
Hell yes
>>129107055
Tories could be propped up by the DUP who are like extra conservative Conservatives, if not then within months.
>>129107220
this is the one that's always getting her twat out in the taxi innit
>>129107247
w-what when is this easily googlable
>>129106278
oneday
>SNP losing some of their biggest talent
Oh God they're going to elect Ahmed-Sheikh as Wesminster leader
>>129107286
I don't like it
>brown eyes
>>129106353
>STURGEON ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>129106903
Not at all. She hurt herself.
>le lose to a kid man
>>129107279
>grand
A coalition is possible. I hope it happens. Fuck the Conservatives. Acceleration.
>Gordon/Alex Salmond lose
>to the Lib Dems
how JUST do you think they're feeling at SNP HQ right now? that graphic was brutal if it holds
Reminder: If Corbyn wins you must quit your job and get on the bennies. You need to destroy the country. Only then can we start again
>>129107265
the tories are libcucks though
>>129107220
>via 9gag
>>129107291
Bad for the Tories, good for Corbyn
>>129107265
you fucking facebook tory scum can fuck off
>>129107060
May is a bore in PMQs...
I want my Dave back
>>129107327
No idea, probably a page 3 girl from The Sun or something.
>>129107279
What is the odds of someone suddenly attacking north korea or china?
The fucking state of off studio audio on the BBC
>>129107385
>being gay
>>129106670
>>129107346
Yes.
>>129107382
If this happens I will never watch PMQs again
>>129107153
>That's not a flattering angle of her is it jeez
I know smacks of Thatchers Spitting Image Puppet
the majority of us are watching the sky news stream on YouTube right?
>>129107385
>"A dissenting opinion?!"
>>129106903
Yes.
Trump hurt every right wing party in Europe with his incompetency
>>129107344
yea
Gove would have won the election.
>IT'S 2017 NOT 1917 FIX YOUR MIC
>>129107327
Rosie Jones.
>>129107029
Yes, London and Manchester used to be utopias, but then the taigs attacked
>Osborne on May: "She called this election, the manifesto, which was written by her and two other people, was a total disaster"
Gideon's been walking around with an erection for the last hour.
please lads give it to be straight, labour aren't going to win are they? can the conservatives still get a majority?
>losing a 20% lead to a IRA sympathizing commie
>>129107535
nope, BBC here. As much as I hate their BBC, their election coverage is always good
Has a seat yet to change hands yet?
>>129106982
>>129107578
>20%
fucking hell
Over.
>>129107610
IRA is good
>>129106897
How are they not finished? It's impossible for them to get a majority and if the conservatives can't get one then that's just reflective of the fact that they stand for nothing
>>129107414
>i'm not already on bennies with the 'Conservatives'
>>129106982
Does pixie count?
>>129106621
Because the alternative is a literal Communist who wants to flood the country with niggers.
>>129107578
Who poo'd on the lecturn?
>>129107326
how can they manage that and not achieve a majority?
>>129107643
Didn't stand.
>>129106603
May is not going to be ousted before Brexit ffs, the last thing the Tories want to do is have a leadership election which will only delay Brexit negotiations even further.
>>129106670
>>129107606
>this fuckwit honestly, honestly believes that he'd do better than May
If Conservative forms a government, but May resigns, is Boris next in line?
>>129107597
dog bless you
Glad Conservatives are going to win and keep all these police officers guarding that evil rapist Julian Assange so he doesnt go to his local Aldi
>>129107535
BBC here, they show the swing more than others.
>B-but May might get a slight majority
You do realise that this means that at least 35% of this godforsaken island voted for a literal, unironic, dead serious Stalinist Chancellor; a batshit (trigger warning: bad words) cr*zy n*gg*r; and their chief cuck, Jezbollah "I'd rather shoot CoE vicars than rampaging jihadi terrorists" al-Corbini?
It doesn't matter if the Tories win. This country is completely dead. We're overwhelmed by subhumans.
Personally, I'm going to get as much out of the benefit system as possible while planning a move to Australia. Wouldn't mind if you joined me lads.
that fuckin accent dougie
>>129107578
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
>>129106903
she didn't help, but May is the one who called the snap election and blew it
>>129107729
Mogg
>>129107606
What kind of sick society tolerates these two mugs representing people?
>>129107134
Nope
>>129107152
back to deddit
>>129107238
But she is
>>129107710
Oh, right.
>>129107640
>Dat fappening pusy
>>129107644
it was at like 1.19 after brexit fucking facebook tory
>SNP shill trying to say that Conservatives have been punished south of the border
We'll just wait for the results ye fat fuckin' cunt. Even if they're not stealing seats, it's still votes lost.
>Yes, this room is perfect!
>It has a large echo.
>So?
>>129107414
I slack off while working in academia. It's like bennies without dealing with the Job Centre.
>>129107696
You deserved to be colonized
Proper justice for the empire
>>129106151
>1496952534972.jpg
holy fuck that picture
echo
>ECHO
what do they mean by this?
bzzzzzzzzt
If the Conservatives are just a few seats short of a majority what are the chances of Labour (or other?) MPs defecting? I'd assume a lot of Labour MPs don't at all like the direction of the party under Corbyn / have more affinity with May, no?
Does May have the back room skills to pull something like that off?
>>129106151
Ignorant amerilard here. Who's the least cucked realistic candidate?
>>129107626
As with their footy coverage.
>>129107706
Losing support in England, especially the South
>>129106397
Hopefully it's the election that destroys both the Labour and Conservative parties at last.
>>129106424
Trump is a literal fucking joke in the entire western world (except for some US retards) and most of the rest
>>129107662
t. Pajeet Feng
>>129106982
Posting The Bouff again bacause
>>129107414
>Free tution
>Go back to college to study art and date art chicks
>>129107764
NAY PEN..
PEN!
>>129107722
He would.
>>129107081
319 is the working majority because SF never take their seats,
>>129107742
What are your thoughts about the results so far?
>>129107714
The tories are fucking ruthless with leaders. They don't give a fuck about toppling them.
Is May more an Alec Douglas-Home or a Neville Chamberlain?
Britbros, Socialism isn't that bad. Looks at us. Totally fine country.
Can't post on the sticky literally full of babies first time doing election, shame i was going to enjoy the election.
Did you make Devvo proud today?
>>129107764
Stop posting that unfunny Scottish cunt
>>129107757
No, the average person sees all these free gibs which is the most generous Labour manifesto ever and it is still rejected.
Socialism is dead in Britain.
>>129107714
They want to remain you fcuk. Theyre just shilling for your vote
>>129106424
Theresa is UK's Hillary.
She's a complete retard.
>>129107822
They're all shit.
>>129107764
hey guys malcom malcom here
>>129107822
The May
>>129107535
>not watching Dimblebot and enjoying VINE TIME
>>129107820
It'll be a coalition again with some minor party.
>>129107757
this
>>129107714
>May is not going to be ousted before Brexit ffs
You're right, she'll stand down and Davis or Johnson will take her place unopposed.
promise people free stuff, they vote for it, you give it to them by borrowing other peoples money. oops lol here's some debt not my problem lol i'm going to take my peership and leave bye!
why do the public keep falling for this
>>129107640
phwoar yee, those smtv live morning boners
>>129107757
ENJOYING THIS MELTDOWN
STAY MAD YOU INBREDS
>>129107822
dont you have a burger to chew on or something?
>>129107937
TORY SURGE
>>129106670
>>129107764
is it that bad, aye?
>not voting May
KEKOLD
>>129107431
Bad enough we might get Labour back in power but what if we get Labour-SNP? Fuck me it might actually happen.
I'm scared, someone comfort me.
MARR: CORBYN SAFE AS LEADER
>MARR: CORBYN SAFE AS LEADER
MARR: CORBYN SAFE AS LEADER
>MARR: CORBYN SAFE AS LEADER
MARR: CORBYN SAFE AS LEADER
>MARR: CORBYN SAFE AS LEADER
MARR: CORBYN SAFE AS LEADER
>MARR: CORBYN SAFE AS LEADER
>>129107889
Don't you have some monkeys to eat, cannibal?
>>129107757
Yeah mate pop over we won't mind, just don't vote Labor
>>129107809
>Wahh muh empire
What breed of shitskin are you?
>>129107809
1v1 you gook cunt. Try that chop suey fighting shit on me and I'll put you in the fucking ground.
May slipping.
>>129107897
enjoy it here senpai
bzzzt
Going to bed, clear the exit polls are pretty much right.
night lads.
I think we can all agree that the Tory campaign has been an absolute shitshow. Hopefully somebody more competent steps up as PM like David Davis or Moggy.
>>129107806
He's labour m80
>>129107606
How can anyone tell?
mixed race slags unironically best uk slags
>>129107714
May is going to a literal lame duck unless she magically gets a 20+ seat majority. She blew an election she couldn't possibly lose in an election she didn't need to call, not to mention she's a good portion of the reason their campaign sucked.
plus what
>>129107884
said, they don't mess around with failing leaders
>>129107757
>You do realise that this means that at least 35% of this godforsaken island voted for a literal, unironic, dead serious Stalinist Chancellor
Why does that matter? It's better than voting for Blairites masquerading as conservatives at least you know where they stand
>>129107884
They'll be worrying about public opinion in the wake of an election where they lost a 20% lead to a borderline Commie and the fallout of fucking up some of the most important negotiations this country will ever face.
>>129107884
Mogg's 12d chess maneuverers will soon pay off!
>>129107879
Surprisingly good for Labour, Jeremy Corbyn will stay on as leader probably.
>the tories unironically think someone will want to be in a coalition with them
>they don't realise just how badly they've lost yet
Loving
Every
Laugh
So what are you guys going to do in your last remaining time on the internet?
The Tories are literally what happens when the GOP get fully hijacked by the establishment. At least thank god Democrats here are so fucking retarded
>corbyn wins
>every working white family in britain will be forced to take in a rapefugee
>weekly compulsory "sensitivity" training involving readings of the quran
>white girls must fill interracial dating quotas
>ramadan must be followed by everyone to make the muslim conquerors feel more at home
>>129107783
Weebs are the worst
>>129107414
Wait about three months and then do it.
>>129107886
She's a Benjamin Disraeli
>>129108062
except Davis might not be an MP no more
JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP SEMPAI
>>129107626
BBC election night takes a big steaming SHIT all over Sky's.
>>129108011
It's Ramadan, I still got an hour until Sundown.
>>129108086
>>129108062
true mummy andrea leadsom
>>129108050
STAY MAD
>>129108156
>being slaves to people
nah m8 were not gyps like you
>>129106551
We seem to be going nowhere at all.
>>129107962
have you seen his recent politics bar update? glad he's back with banter rat in tow
>>129108259
>Literally pussying out
>>129106743
>Arrested for being a bad goy
>>129108039
Ta lad.
No chance of that. I've learned our final lesson.
Not going to lie lads. Fucking hard as shut to predict and look like we're heading to a hung parliament. Worse case scenario in my opinion.
The Youth vote has followed through with the groupthink hitting hard in an extremely solid Labour support and little political diversity in sight.
Not happy and Thornberrys smug face is unbearable. I predict Labour gains over Tory areas to outnumber Labour to Tories.
>>129107696
Tories do that anyway you cunt. They just tell you they won't.
>>129107019
You know it's bad when that's not even far-fetched
>>129108178
Bollocks, it has been a Tory hold since '97 just like mine South West Devon. He'll hold it
A Conservative with a tiny majority is what we basically want, right? (it's the least bad option anyway)
>>129108141
this. bigly
>>129106387
Not surprised. All I heard in Ipswich was labour = benefits, fantastic NHS and evil Tories.
>>129106742
Why would you vote leave and labour they contradict? Are you bipolar?
>>129107790
>>129108007
Bong women are ug-
>Swindon is a narrow Tory hold
Hung Parliament confirmed.
>>129108895
-ly
>>129106654
>Wooooooo Hung parliament
>Wooooooo we are so diverse with our huge support for 1 party
>£ falls further
>GE probably within around a year
>Brexit negotiations completely up in the air
It's only bad when they feel like a loser
>MFW It's UKIP voters returning to Labour hitting swing seats hard
I understand not voting con. But labor? Never
Nigel where are you?
I thank God for the Republican party.
Burger out.
>>129106683
>>129106701
>>129106868
>>129107031
>>129107042
>>129108281
I wish you guys would go back to being the great empire and started conquering continents centuries ago.
>>129111442
I wish you guy's would put the hamburger down for a minute