>At a glance for foreigners
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour
>Recently called results
Kettering Conservative hold, 2.6% swing for Labour
Newcastle Upon Tyne North Labour Hold, Conservative swing by only 0.6%, further indication that Conservatives will sweep to victory
Washington & Sunderland West Labour hold, swing for the Conservatives +2%, bad news for Labour
Swindon North, Conservative hold, 3%+ swing for Labour, bad news for the Conservatives
Newcastle East, Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories than the exit poll predicted, bad news for Labour.
Sunderland Central, Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour
Sunderland South Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour.
Newcastle hold Labour, by only 2 percent, less than the exit poll projected, bad news for Labour.
EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14
>Watch live coverage of the election
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
https://twitter.com/britainelects
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg <---- Sky News Live
>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900
>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/
meme
>-12.9% vote share
WHY IS NO-ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT NUNEATON IS BASICALLY THE UK'S OHIO IN TERMS OF PREDICTIVE POWER.
>>129103698
first for waifus
NUNEATON CON HOLD
SWING 0.2 PERCENT
>The goyim are infighting!
>you have a dinner guest over. You don't really like him but your wife insists so you don't have the same friends round all the time.
>they bring a small bottle of Tesco value red but you're happy because they also brought some spices to make a nice curry.
>around the starter they invite their entire family round. You've only cooked for eight people but your wife says they all look so hungry. Maybe if you just share...and they do bring those lovely spices.
>by the time the main is ready you're out of wine, you've enough turmeric to sink the Bismarck, and suddenly a bus breaks down outside your house. Your wife says you have to take them all in.
>divorce wife.
>Your original guest is chatting up your eight year old daughter.
Brexit.
TORIES CATCHING UP
>>129103698
YAY KAREN!
farage will save ukip right?
Hoping David Davies is going to go for PM.
Will UKIP get even one seat?
>>129103698
POST YOUR SMILES LADS!!!!!
Yorkshire best county
REEE THEY ARE COMING IN TOO FAST DO IT ONE AT A TIME
>nuneaton barely moves
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>broxbourne UKIP: -16%
JUST
>Swing to Labour in Nuneaton
So goodbye to:
Grammar schools
HARD Brexit
it's all fucked dess
BROXBOURNE CON HOLD
SWING 2.2 PERCENT FOR LABOUR
Soubry is going to lose in Broxtowe
Rejoice at that news. Just rejoice.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY ARE EX-UKIPPERS VOTING FOR LABOUR?
>ukip vote split equally between con and lab
>ED Milliband btfo from beyond the grave
WE NEED TO GET ROUND THE NEGOTIATIONAting TABLE
TIME FOR A NEW THREAD
>>129103977
>>129104156
Because muh outsider
>>129104135
It's a bell weather seat, yet it stayed Tory.
So what happens in the next election in 2 months time?
Where did all these Karenposters come from
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/872960273757470720
Boris on maneuvers
going to bed goodnight lads
First for the lady of the flies mummy may
>>129104156
Working class mongs
>>129104201
Feel bad for the newsrooms right now
>no tweets about the election yet
do you think he's celebrating Mayfly's embarrassing defeat?
>>129104140
gross Charles Walker is Bercow's man
Fucking hell UKIP was actually helping the Tories. Mostly Labour voters (65/35 split)
>>129104156
Because they are stupid?
>>129104156
It's down south.
Scum.
>>129104156
>why are the working class voting in their interests?
What's the current situation fell asleep after exit polls were released are things looking better or worse? How likely is Cornyn premiership?
Can any of you niggers tell me who's on this livestream. I don't know anyone on here apart from Sargon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hla1cFbJ9OU
>>129104201
The state of those fucking graph bars.
>Vote leave
>One year later
>Vote labour
HURRRRRR
https://twitter.com/johnestevens/status/872953455081660420
>>129104156
because they came from labour and are working class and wont free shit
>>129104226
>muh bellwether
BBC just said Tories losing key scalps, stay delusional though Tory boi
>>129104049
>what's the deal with this cunt
He is a wreck who does videos on youtube and writes about he is gonna kill himself if Corbyn doesnt win because he wants "gibs me dat" and is tired of masturbating
>>129104332
Totally different to the americfats tb h
This isn't looking good lads
What time do you guys reckon we'll start to see a clear result? Dont think i can stay up much longer, fucking knackered.
>>129104251
Fuck it. Be good for the memes at least
>>129104248
KAREN!
>>129104248
Came back to shitpost with my bros on election night.
name a better britslag
willoughby, riley etc don't count as they are relatively pure
proper slags only
>>129104156
They want a soft brexit and lots of immigration.
>>129104308
I like your picture
>>129104456
2.13am
>>129104431
>This isn't looking good lads
UKIP are BTFO completely it seems
Lilly Allen is a filthy whore
>not one seat has changed hands yet
SO EXCITING LADS
>the tories were a pathetic experiment in between the two labour decades
>>129104156
Presumably some of them changed their minds about Brexit.
>>129104456
1am, Battersea
What happened? I thought leftists were done and Trump would usher in an age of nationalism. Are you surprised people want a social.safety net and protection from capitalists?
This thread I going so fast that nobody will notice that I am a homosexual muslim who loves dicks
>>129103820
>"Hurr durr I don't care about the individual constituencies, only the exit poll and final result"
This is why you are trapped in perpetual neetdom, you fat fucking autistic neet sloth.
If the individual constituencies begin to contradict the exit polls, then it suggests they were wrong.
God I wish to squish his head in one of those vices you used to get in Woodworking at school.
>>129104499
fuck lads i'm too many cans in
Lads, would you smash it?
>>129104369
>65.7% (+8.9)
>>129104248
She's Britain's mascot desu
>Lily Allen tweeted...
Looks like Clarence Boddicker's out of a job
Can't stand this paki on the BBC panel. Looks like he has been dragged from the local Londis.
>VOTED LEAVE
>VOTED LABOUR
bzzzzzt Whoever has done this explain yourself bzzzzzt
>>129104572
is she going crazy like a bitch?
>lily allen
>>129104248
May Karen lead us to the light
UKIP are done
what's next for them
>>129104499
Cheryl maybe? Pre whole arse tattoo obviously.
>"Newcastle and Sunderland CORBYN WINS! I'M GOING TO EXPLODE! IT'S OVER FOR MAY!"
No wonder Jews hate us.
Mishal, what I need right now is Erection Watchers.
HEY KIPPERS
HEY
WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING RED PILLED?
YOU FUCKING COUNTRY CLUB MORONS
>get slaughtered by Muslims
>vote to import more Muslims
Hahahahahaha
Why are they reading out fucking Lily Allen's tweets?
>>129104622
I noticed.
Which are some key seats to keep an eye out for which will have implications?
>>129104369
>>129104546
>those conservative gains from UKIP in northern shitholes
>meanwhile in southern seats UKIP are moving to labour
This is fucking bizarre.
Fucking hell why are young people such cunts?
>>129103334
>>129102835
>>129102911
>>129102936
>>129102938
>>129103695
>Tfw your shitty little nowhere town is the bellweather indicator of elections
It perfectly showcases Britain
A run down, poverty stricken nowhere town. The highstreets are dead most days of the week, and big and small retail properties lay empty for years. No industry, no future, and everyday is bleak.
When will it end?
We've lost so much energy just trudging along, that the next time we trip, we won't get up.
>>129104248
Karen folder's overflowing lad it's magical
>>129104546
Read that as -11.6 for a second there, nearly shit my pants!
Just got home. What's the situation looking like?
DEAR ANGLOS
STOP THE INBREEDING AND FUCK SOME JAPS! THE RESULTS ARE MUCH BETTER
>>129104658
Beggars can't be choosers.
>>129104643
>that Scott tattoo
hey that's my name
>>129104248
>Brit/pol/ now full of vermin and foreigners.
God it's just like England.
>>129104678
WTF is going on in the UK? Can some britfag explain to me who is winning?
>>129104456
I've did six days last week and this week I did seven days. Thirteen days with one day off, and I'm still managing. Man up.
>Islington goes UKIP
Imagine.
>>129104559
will it ever revive? will are nige have to step in AGAIN to un-BTFO?
>>129104582
>Tories still barely hold on to a slim majority
>SNP BTFO
>Strong opposition
Possible best result overall, Ukip are acceptable casualties I think.
>>129104572
Always leave u wanting more
>>129104761
yanks out
MOMENTUM
O
MAY
bzzzt
>>129104499
I love Riley, but her performance on Strictly had me bitterly disappointed t bh.
Alas, you can't have everything.
Lads is this slower than the sticky?
>>129104499
why did she have to leave emmerdale?
>>129104431
>>129104828
Edward Heath at the moment
THE NEXT PM ALREADY GETTING GUBERMINT PROTECTION
ITS HABBENING
>>129104768
chester, wrexham, newcastle U lyme
>he doesn't start wanking as soon as the Dimble comes on-screen
>>129104804
Close but Corbyn won't have enough seats with allies for a majority so it'll be a Con minority government with the DUP propping them up worst case.
DUP want hard Brexit.
>>129104828
WE DON'T FUCKING KNOW LAD
IT'S CHAOS
>>129104658
below susanna reid for presenterslags but other than that i can't think of anyone better
>“You really don’t have to worry about Jeremy Corbyn suddenly taking over". Blair 1996
Umm, THINGS BTFO!?
>>129104643
Could someone lose the tramp stamp and shoop Megyn Kelly's face?
inb4 >>/r/
>>129104308
He never immediately tweets in response to anything. He just posts shitposting responses to the retards asking him random questions, and then eventually it comes up somewhere.
>>129104770
Northerners still want a party who will do something about immigration.
>>129104807
Go to bed hans.
(((LORD DANNY FINKELSTEIN)))
>>129103977
URIP
>>129104855
Get the muzzies out first then we can talk.
>>129104674
have you seen her twitter rn?
>>129104695
>tfw voted leave and voted Lib Dem
>>129104785
Propaganda, liberal brainwashing throughout school and chemicals in the water.
>>129104843
new party time
needs to shake off ukips dead image
How badly is the EU going to fuck you during the brexit negotiations now?
>>129104499
come join in for a pack of quavers and a cheeky cop behind tescos
https://discordapp.com/invite/S2SEk7G
>>129104850
You're at the bargaining stage and I'll be honest I want Cons to win
You're gonna cuck all the way
Labor victory
(((finkelstein)))
>>129104983
Fuck off
Brexit 3: revenge of the remainers
>>129104808
Yeah, true. Frankly, I'd shag Diane Abbott, provided my mates didn't find out
>>129104678
Someone please post the picture comparing him early in the night then in the morning from 2015 coverage
>>129104810
sadly it's for dirty fenian celtic player scott sinclair
if that is in fact you then fucking die
>>129104807
tfw you will never have some hafu kids in a comfy english shire with your beauty from the Orient
why even live
At this point it looks like Theresa May is going to be ousted regardless of them forming a government or not.
Workington was a Tory target, and it went Labour
>>129104807
>disgusting fat weeb neet with an opinion
Out out out!
>>129104480
>>129104498
>>129104668
>>129104714
>>129104788
2015 memes?
>>129104807
those are big boobs
>All the twitter jews freaking out
Reminder to protect her smile
>>129103977
DUP DECLARE THEY WOULD HELP THE TORIES
>>129104987
buyers remorse?
>>129104898
If that cuck can't even take care of his front yard how do you expect him to run a nation?
can't keep up with all these threads good lord
>>129105038
mfw she died for something
Gerry is satisfied. Good lad
Offering green card marriage to British qts.
Pls respond.
BREXIT IS CANCELLED BONGS
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>129104987
Leave and Labor still makes some sense. How the fuck do you explain your choice though?
>>129104987
Explain yourself
>>129104622
In other words, you're just an average german
>>129105140
No shit of course they would. First time they've ever been potentially relevant enough to matter
>Lib Dems saying Nick Clegg is in trouble. "In voting against Brexit young people may remove one of strongest anti Brexit voices"
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Every cloud...
>>129104843
UKIP was always Nigel.
>>129105124
i miss them
>>129105178
BRITS OUT
AFRICANS IN
Next election will be in December then yeah?
>>129104810
>>129105082
he's also a nigger
Clegg's lost it in Sheffield
meight80eis....
>this relief BBC presenter
Awful
>>129104826
My sides 10/10
>TORIES: POOR RURAL AND SUBERUBAN RETARDS
>LABOUR: WEALTHY CITY FOLKS
WHAT A TWAT
>>129105058
>I'd shag Diane Abbott
EXTREME SHITPOSTING
All the Amerifats please leave. You don't understand our politics and frankly most of you don't understand your own political system.
>>129105271
They'll do it in November. Schedule it for Thanksgiving/Black Friday
>>129105271
Has to be sooner than that if at all.
>>129105290
i'm not a racist tho i just hate catholics
>>129104643
>>129104810
>>129105082
SAY HI TO THE REAL SCOTT LOL
>>129105245
young voters are now hard Corbynites LDs have no fucking chance
>>129105003
Propaganda, liberal brainwashing is correct
also that none of them are reaching the stage at which people start to turn conservative and defend the status quo - buying a house, starting a family etc.
Basically what banks did to the housing market fucked us to a deep, cultural and generational level.
>>129105155
>>129105195
>>129105201
Tory Brexit was turning out to be a bit shit tbqh. Didn't think it would reverse it but hoped we might get EEA/EFTA.
>>129104499
>(((Rachel Riley)))
>British
>>129105134
Protect her future
No one has any clue what is going on.
I'M TIRED OF RUMOURS
GIVE ME RESULTS
BORIS IS ON MANOEUVRES
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/872960273757470720
STRONG AND STABLE
Come back.
>>129105368
>'less educated people who voted for brexit'
>>129105376
What if he isn't shitposting and he actually wants to shag Dianne Abbot.
>>129105381
this 100%
King Makers
>>129105122
Just this once. This sole time, in the last two hundred and thirty odd years of mistake on mistake. America did one thing right.
Those are lovely.
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872963134851616768
BIG PHIL IN A TIGHT RACE
>>129105302
Alhamdulillah!
>>129105483
>people still think the exit poll is wrong and the Tories will win
>>129105483
>Phillip Davies under threat
n....no
>>129105454
Cuck.
>>129105483
christ, tories might actually struggle to get 300
Is that Moonman on the BBC just now...
>>129105407
>not a racist
explain yourself
>>129104897
>>129104922
I hope you guys aren't going full commie???
>>129105483
NOT BASED PHILLIP DAVIES OH FUCK
>>129105518
He's the one posting pictures of flys
Reminder that May has done WORSE than the exit poll.
>>129105550
REAL conservative king makers.
Okay.
>>129105500
nyet
pls no
>>129105500
Say it with me, Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
>>129105408
>not posting a true scot
>>129105483
Its over
What's everyone snacking on? I just got myself some crumpets with jam.
>>129105474
David Firth does.
Has done for years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UgiJPnwtQU
>>129105500
Good.
PRIME
MINISTER
BORIS
JOHNSON
>>129105530
literal ghoul on bbc rn
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
still don't get it. No matter how bad this Torey campaign Labour are the same shower they've been the past two years.
>>129105626
Mayflys meme didn't spread well but some other people did uptake it
>>129105567
>the only decent charasmatic tory loses
OH GOD NO
>>129105454
You realise that means free movement of people, right? Dumb fuck. It isn't Brexit.
>>129105550
They should include makin SF a proscribed organisation the condition for coalition
Why is a publicly owned news channel given free reign to be as unashamedly biased as they like?
>>129105613
leave karen alone
>>129105140
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven- All good children go to heaven.
>>129105530
Well who doesn't?
>>129105585
>Wanting associate, Ukraine tier, status which is what we would get
>>129104499
>name a better britslag
The Bouff 2bh
Fucking hell these results are slow in coming.
>>129105483
>Putney going red
Like fuck
>>129105091
>>129104968
lol fuck off you LITERAL cuckolds, pic related is the average anglo woman.
Anri is much better
>>129105454
It was really surprising, tbqh. Tories were supposed to care about economics and May went full retard with her talk about no deal.
>>129105381
I understand that you just ruined Brexit. As expected of a Britcuck
>>129105724
This isn't bias. It's the outright truth
>>129105670
Tunnocks and cocktail sausages.
I don't understand britbong politics. Everyone says Conservatives will likely win, but they also say Jeremy Corbyn is looking strong and Theresa is having a bad night?
Which one is it?
Anyone else panicking yet? I started about 30 minutes ago
>>129105804
Disgusting fat weeb neet virgin manbaby, get out
>>129105724
They have other people shouting about LAbour being shit, as a balance
>>129105814
No deal is better than a bad deal.
>>129105456
what is your issue
fuck off to france she's britain's sweetheart
Nick Clegg out
>>129105904
It's both
>>129105804
She'll produce strong jawed sons. Japs produce cuckold sons
>>129105804
And I presume pic related is the average German lass?
>>129105732
Karen pleases old men for money and lets them cum inside every time
She's had fifteen abortions already!
>>129105804
>not posting a real Anglo woman
>all these LAB/CON HOLDs
Give me some swings, FUCK
>>129105804
if youre being honest its more like pic related now
>>129105904
Jeb!
>>129105913
Why?
>>129103977
UK1P - 1 = UK0P
>>129105904
Both
>>129105613
Burger pls, there's plenty of time
>>129105724
Use your brain dickhead. He is allowed to express his own opinion.
this is 1974 all over again isn't it
>>129105904
us neither
i mean, 1000s voting for corbyn
>>129105740
i would senpai
>>129105904
Nobody knows
The polls were confused, we are getting results that both agree and disagree with the exit poll.
>>129105724
S N O W E D
>>129105904
May was supposed to end up with at least 350+, she's on course to get 314
>>129105713
>free movement of people
Is a good thing. Inability to get Euro immigrants (which was going down anyway) just means more pakis. Tories were literally discussing letting more poos in just to get a trade deal. Also makes it far easier to emigrate from this degenerate shithole.
>>129105670
maltesers and french fancies, should probably go make food but can't tear myself away from the livestreams
>>129105913
I'm /acceptance/ already
>>129105904
>Kuk
>>129105837
See you don't get it. Go back to the sticky where you can be a mong
>>129105463
>>129105904
May's having a bad night.
Corbyn's not having a good enough night.
>>129105961
This
>>129105904
Corbychev and May aren't their entire parties.
>>129106047
They ruled out that trade deal precisely because India wanted that, you lying piece of shit.
bzzzzt Labour are btfo right1?!?!?!?! right!?!!?
>Darlington UKIP candidate broke his arm
>>129105613
>>129105732
>>129105500
PM BORIS
>>129105904
All of them
>>129105122
Anri's fake boobs are an absolute miracle. The Japs know how to make proper fake chebs
>>129106039
This, we still have no clue exactly how accurate the exit poll is
>>129105961
LOL so youre gonna tell me there are anglo men who would fuck that?
>>129105904
It was supposed to be a landslide win for the conservatives, even if they manage to do somewhat better than the exit polls suggest they should've done much better.
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>the state of Sky's feed
>>129105949
>>129105607
Wes Foderingham is class between the sticks
>>129105895
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>129105904
Both. Even if the Conservatives win, Theresa might be replaced if she does too badly. Meanwhile Corbyn was basicaly at rock bottom to start with reputation wise so he has nothing to lose
>>129105913
>>129106059
Why? This is good. I hope the Conservative party loses AS MUCH as possible whilst also getting into power only to secure Brexit. Everything else I don't care. If Labour gets in, it will cause fury. Good.
>>129106088
I wish we could live in that world
>>129104367
everybody is thick as shit
>>129105804
Tranny John Kerry
DARLINGTON IS GOING LABS BOYS
>>129105670
toffee butterkist popcorn it's p good never had it before
>>129105904
650 seats to grab
325 needed for a majority wine
conservatives didn't get 325 in the exit poll
labour did pretty well
if the final results dont give conservatives 325 then it will be a hung government, meaning that conservatives will probably have to for a coalition with some other parties to get their seat number to over 325, the majority.
Theresa is having a bad night because she should have secured the majority
>>129106128
>Actually believing a word that Tory nonces say
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-commonwealth-immigration-visas-tory-mp-fast-track-plan-a7575221.html
>>129106134
paki
>>129105530
It's desperation, rather than desire. I'd have to close my eyes and think of England
>>129105971
LEAF
>>129106388
>Voting for a Communist based on lies from the leftwing rag known as the independent
>PETER KEKBERTSON
>>129106211
I AINT THE STABLEST TORY IN THE RACE
>>129105904
> akuk
Darlo has fallen.
>>129106269
May won't get replaced until after Brexit is finished, the Tories won't want to delay Brexit even further with a leadership election
>>129106000
Checked.
Slow and steady. Claim Britain first, and then upgrade to USA.
>>129105381
We let you in our election threads for the past two years, we get to watch you guys destroy your nation after finally gaining your national pride back last year.
Seriously, a fucking commie PM? Really?
Bernie was just a meme here.
>>129105732
>>129106009
>>129106155
I will pray for you guys....
>>129104308
As if he'd waste his time staying up for this
Tory vote advancing in areas they won't win any seats.
Labour eating into UKIP and Tory votes in seats that can switch.
>>129103698
>Conservatives are just as bad as Labour
Ah, you classcucks and your crazy ideas.
>>129105983
Anita Rani was the best Asian Strictly totty
>>129105083
>beauty
>from the Orient
pick one. can't be both.
>>129106308
>I hope the Conservative party loses AS MUCH as possible
>whilst also getting into power only to secure Brexit
You kind of had to pick one this time lad. You fucked up. No more hard Brexit. You get that, right?
Soon.
POO
>>129107236
Not really. Either way I win.
>>129106931
It just seems so weird hearing Arabs referred to as Asians.
You Brits
>>129106188
No. Gooks are ugly af
>>129107536
Indian - she's a sikh qt.
>>129107536
It's perfectly correct, so swivel.
>>129107243
>>129107736
>tfw I want a brown waifu but I don't want brown kids
Feels bad man
>>129107905
He certainly looks the part.
>>129107905
>>129108353
He even wears the bloody hat.