Brit/pol/ - UKIP Edition

>>129057927
No

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Alice > Karen

Threadly reminder.

>>129057983
No

Vote Tory in Scotland!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

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Get a load of this chap on the beeb news.

>>129058045
Yes

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Anybody know what are Nige is up to tonight?

Conservashits BTFO!
>they literally turn Corbyn PM meme into reality

everyone heres voting labour, right?
https://twitter.com/SohailRamzannnn/status/872780260579958784

>>129058096
Blind Gary?

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>Its a tripfags crawl out from their rocks to ruin election night brit/pol/ episode

>>129058058
Good post

>>129058096
What a mess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrpJ4N0ffgk
VOTE BUCKETHEAD
SECURE THE MOON, SAVE THE NHS

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tfw i just voted labour

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Time to be lectured by 18 year old first voters about how they "thought about future generations" as they doom us to Socialism because they wanted free things.

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Where the fuck is the UKIP love brit/pol/ ?

You all DID vote ukip right?

>>129058189
>Typical Labour voters

>>129058058
Unironically based

UK can't survive without socialism

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>just saw the currents stats for the exit poll

1 AND A BUT HOURS UNTIL THE EXIT POLLS ARE RELEASED

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I hope none of you are voting Labour today lads.

>>129058096
Did he not look in the mirror this morning?

>>129058355
*bit

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>>129058189
Wrong.

>>129058354
>Exit poll two hours before polls close

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>>129058159
he's... doing a bit of flying

>>129058295
>Voting for a dead party who have literally no ideas now that Brexit happened with NUTJOB in charge

>>129058365
He's blind m8

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>>129058096
Look at that beautiful neo-gothic in the background though

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>>129058197
tripfags irl

>>129058354
what are they

>>129058295
Would of if they ran here

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>>129058295
Wanted to senpai, but they weren't running in my constituency

Certified Genuine Brit/pol/

WILLY™
I
L
L
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ᵂᶦˡˡʸ™ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵗʳᵃᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᵏ ᵒᶠ ᴮʳᶦᵗ/ᵖᵒˡ/ ᵃˡˡ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗˢ ʳᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉᵈ

HUGE turnout for Labour

>>129058364
Just voted. Jezza gonna get ya.

>>129058295

It's a wasted vote at this point. Job's done lad. If the Tories fuck up then they'll be back with a vengeance.

>There are people that didn't sell their FTSE trackers a few days ago and won't be able to buy cheap when PM Corbyn crashes the market.

That's why you are poor.

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>>129058354
tell me

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PAKIS G.T.F.O I FUCKING HATE YOU!!

All of the UK does, the ones who like you are only pretending because of muhh tolerance.

GAS THE PAKIS!!

>>129058295

You weren't supposed to vote UKIP you mong

This was about Muhgressive alliance v Strong and Stable

>>129058295
UKIP didn't stand in reading west so i assume the tory is a brexiteer so he got my tick

>>129058410
Nice work reading their manifesto at all dipshit

>>129058295
Not even standing in my constituency

>>129058475
But you voted Tory, right?

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>>129058483

>>129058252
>tfw i just voted labour

Kek, that webm works pretty well with that

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http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/06/the-first-casualty-of-terrorism-is-thought-.html

Why does Brit/pol/ take him seriously again?

>Hurr the attackers weren't really organised, there is no single Islamic organisation or planning behind this attack
>Durr knocking on the attackers doors and having a casual chat like an "old fasioned" bobby on the beat is a more effective way of gathering intelligence than tapping their phones or bugging their houses
>Hurr jailing some pathetic student numale potheads could have prevented Abdul from Syria from blowing himself up on a bus
>Security doesn't stop terrorism (eg. Russia, but please ignore the fact that Russia also has a massive Muslim population, while Poland, with no Muslim population and very few security measures, has no terrorism)
>Hurr if the media stops reporting on terrorism, it will stop happening (clearly the Siege of Vienna happened because some cunts wanted their faces on the front page of the Sun)
>Hurr drug dealers stabbing each other in Tottenham is a bigger existential threat than an endless wave of jihadis who explicitly want to wipe out our culture and society
>Durr the IRA was worse than ISIS (it doesn't matter that ISIS explicitly targets women and children while the IRA often phoned their threats in in advance to clear out civilians, or that the IRA only wanted us out of Ireland while Islamists won't stop until we are all Muslim).
>Hurr a paranoid schizophrenic on a psychotic rampage is exactly the same (if not worse) than an organised and coordinated attack by a foreign militia on our soil
>Durr if we even try to defend ourselves, they win
>Hurr the state's too draconian against Islam and Islamists (but it should be much more draconian against everything else, especially dude weed lmao)
>Durr there's no point fighting back, just basically give up and succumb to Islam, banning Islam is worse than stopping terrorism, but ban weed lol

Wolf in sheep's clothing.

got any more like this lad? for some reason this gives me a right fucking stiffy.

>voting

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Guys, buy as much tin food and toilet paper as you can! They will be worth a fortune in a couple of weeks of a Labour government

Vauxhall will swing from Labour to Lib Dems

CAP THIS POST

Any private exit polls leaking anything?

Who else /excited/ about potential Labour/LibDem/Green government?

>>129058651
we stopped a few months back

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>average Labour voter

>>129058734
>tfw do this
>tfw get shot as a bourgeois sabotager two weeks into the Corbyn premiership

>>129058058
>her face at the end
Fucking based

>>129058543
>All of the UK does

My gf is paki tho, don't want her deported to sandnigger country where they'll make her wear burkha ;__;

>>129058673
FORGOT MY LINK
>>>129053529
>>>129053529

>>129058771
Probably, that area voted heavily remain and the Lib Dems spent a ridiculous amount of money campaigning there

>tune in to Sky News
>zero coverage of the election
>just Comeyshit and some drug story

???????????????????????????????????????

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I've just been to vote and the old cunt at the polling station says I need to register and wouldn't let me vote. Is this a fucking lefty plot or something trying to stop people voting Tory? I'm fucking fuming what should I do? I'll try one of the other stations later on and see if I can get in there.

>>129058295
>He split the vote

**** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

>>129058058
UKIP had a candidate running. I like Ruth, can't stand Theresa

>>129058651
half of that is true

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>>129058096

Scottish?

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Is tucking your shirt into your jeans normal?

>>129058928
The media doesn't cover the election on election day until polls close

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Voted UKIP

who does /pol/ support now that are nigel is gone

>>129058928
They're not allowed to cover the election until the polls are closed

>>129058870
Not surprised, toothpaste.

>>129058928
it's illegal for broadcast media to discuss the election during polling hours. it will all start again at 10pm

>>129058928
Can't talk about the election until after the polls close at 10pm

>>129058622

Ello Nige me old mucker

Just had to hand out a non-genuine certificate for a counterfeit Brit/pol/ thread lad, I don't like to do it but it has to be done

>>129058019

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>>129058651
He's the same guy who keeps suggesting that Islamist attackers are just drugged up.

An eloquent writer, and an intellectual, but he seems to fall under the same category of most - not naming the Muslim.

>>129058651
Why have so many anonymongs bought the IRA were good goys meme recently?

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>>129059062
>>129059059
>>129059043
>>129059025
That is barbaric, fucking savages!

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POST THE CANDIDATE YOU VOTED FOR

UKIP

Mike Ferro

72 years old (kek)

>>129058928
it starts at 8 our time lad.

>>129058945
Try registering.

>>129058651
butthurt druggy detected

>>129058620
wha- yeah ofcourse. I'm not a moron.
But I live in a pseudo-safe Labour seat that can (possibly) swing to conservative with UKIP voters switching to Tory

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>>129058058

>>129059042
tories mostly. the self-proclaimed labour voters are trolls and the UKIP voters are migrants from other boards that will be gone after the election.

>>129058295

Sorry mate would have voted for them if they ran in my area.

>>129058945
You need to register you dumb fuck

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Seriously who the fuck do I vote for?
I want to vote May but she's going to censor the internet
I would vote Corbyn but he's a communist and everybody I know who voted for REMAIN is voting for him
Every other party seems to have no chance of winning

Help me /pol/

>>129059114

Avoids things like calling seats / election for candidates like what happened in Florida in 2000 before the election is over.

Hate to break it to you lads, but if that Green Party co leaders daughter lives in streatham then she is definitely into blacks.

They literally all are, sorry lads.

>No Jeb! Surge

>>129058410
The UKIP manifesto was based. Nuttal has done a good job in showing that they aren't a single issue party. Kys shill

>>129058096
J U S T

>>129059014
Yeah. Looks better with black jeans though.

>>129059247
UKIP
K
I
P

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Thanks for your cheese suggestions last night lads.

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>>129059064
you do the Lord's work lad

>>129059117
UKIP

Mohammed el Mohammed Islam

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>>129058945

Why the fuck do you lads eat them munchy boxes? They look fucking disgusting, do you honestly not care a single bit about your health?

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>>129059117

>>129059247
dumb frogposter

>>129058189
I feel dirty but I must.

There is no way in hell I'm letting May's batshit insane internet plans go through, once that is in it won't go away.

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At which time will the first results come in?

>>129058945
You need to vote tactically. Dress up like a ninja and inflitrate the polling booth via the loo window.

completely unrelated to anything but why are all muslims in the uk powerlifters?

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>>129058958
>Mark Corrigan
>LibDem
What is he on? Mark would clearly be a shy Tory, but he'd lie and say he voted Green in order to have a quickie with a hippy.

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if May wins a majority over 100 I'll have a nice long weekend wank

in the garden

>>129058798
Not really though. There are still too many "blackpilled" mongs who think that the best way to get back to a traditional conservative British society is to vote for Dianne fucking Abbott's Labour.

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>>129058945
first time voters FUCK OFF!

>>129058295
Yes lad, proudly trudged through the rain to put a cross next to UKIP

Requesting the picture of Labour quotes saying the NHS has days to live before every election?
I need it to piss lefties off on Normiebook

>>129059350
around 11

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>>129059036
Top lad

>>129059350
8 gmt

>>129059308
Who is Stu?

Safe labour seat (never less than 42% since 1970). Is it worth me even walking the half mile to the polling station?

>>129059350
JUNE 8TH
0700 Polls open
2100 First election special edition thread
2200 Polling stations close and first exit polls released (expect thread rate to up to one every 12-20 minutes instead of the usual once per hour from here until some time in the morning)
2300 Expect Sunderland to be the first result to be called at around this time
JUNE 9TH
0100 By this time in the morning we should know how things are starting to go, with Nuneaton being declared around this time.
0200 UKIP friendly seats will be declared around this time
0230 Some Labour marginals will be declared around this time
0300 Lots of key marginals will be declared around here
0400 Seats held be high-ups in boths parties will be declared around about this time
0500 Paul Nuttall's seat will be declared around about this time
0530 This is about the time last year when the Tories began to take the lead

Things may or may not be more clear from earlier on this time around, but we don't know that is the excitement of it.

>>129059117
Ukip

Hookem

>>129059350
First result should be with us by 10:45 PM GMT, up in Sunderland.

More results in by about 11PM.

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>>129059289
Top spread lad. What's the top-right cheese? Is it a smokey one?

>>129058958
Mark is a Tory through and through, have they even watched the show?

>>129059014
For men his age, yes.

>>129059336
shut up and help me lad, it's the only picture that I have which can describe how this election feels right now

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>>129059289
Fuck jealous

>>129059117
Conservative

Some youthful bloke. Won't win round here though, Labour drone area

>>129059459
I can't into 24hour time

About 11.

>>129059209
>UKIP voters are migrants from other boards that will be gone after the election.
I think I have been trolled.

>>129058945
bait

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Look HERE you labour scum

Britin is for the BRITISH AND WE WILL FUCKING FIGHT TO the last man to protect HER MAJESTIE

*drops mic*

Rule Britannia CUNTS I'm out...

>Falling for the UKIP meme

>>129059006
hey thats my MP

>>129058945

Are you trolling or are you really that retarded?

>>129059350
the first seat will be around 11pm but that's because they like to count votes as fast as they can, seats won't start properly coming in until around 1am

>>129059571
brit/pol/ is tory territory, get over it

>>129059090
Their the past, people forget. Napoleon is now a hero not a monster, the jacobites are romantic not savages. Pirates are funny. People forget.

>>129058252
>cigarette is Britain's future

>>129059036
>All these idiots vote UKIP
>UKIP gets at most, three MPs
>Tories collapse nationwide due to split vote
>Prime Minister Corbyn tomorrow.

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>>129059266
>Wearing black jeans
>Wearing black anything
Please, don't do this.

>>129059289
did you get the poacher? that looks like poacher on the right
hope it burns your mouth nicely desu

>>129059014
Would absolutely ravage the both of them to be honest

>>129059014
Shirt is fine, tucked-in t-shirt is autismo

>>129059301
>t.jealous southener that can't buy a munchy box

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>>129058319
T. Soviet Union

>>129059209
seems reasonable. tfw just want cameron back and may dead

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Just got back form Voting Tory lads


Good stuff, looking forward to Labour asspain at 22:00

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>>129059549
Fuck jealous

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Can't wait to see this cunt start chatting bollocks about "insiders" when they are just taking the piss out of him.

>>129058252
Me too

>>129059308

Gotta hate cartoons that get basic facts wrong. Britain Decimalised in 1971, joined the EEC in 1972

>>129059663
At least we will have the internet.

Once MadMay is out, we can switch back.

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>>129059336
You don't think pepe is cute anon?

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>tfw i accidentally marked the labour box instead of conservative
>i start visible shaking and sweating with anxiety
>desk lady asks me if everything is alright
>i put my vote in the ballot box and run home

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>Option A: Throw your toys out of the pram with a protest vote for UKIP

>Option B: Get fucked in the ass by a very boring woman

>Option C: Get crazy and unpredictable results by electing a functionally retarded hippie that hates jews because they hurt brown people, fucks morbidly obese black women, is probably senile, and likely still does LSD

STOP TAKING THINGS SO SERIOUSLY FOR ONCE AND VOTE FOR THE FUNNY GUY

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE WHEN YOU CAN WIN NOTHING

>>129059014
>>>/fa/

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>>129059450
>>129059459
>>129059479
>>129059488
>>129059622


Thanks lads

>>129059667
Are you bent? Go back to /fa/

>>129059663
3 MPs?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

They'll be lucky if they get their deposits back, in some areas...

UKIP is finished. They served their purpose, and should step aside for a proper, nationalist party.

>>129059571
You have

>>129059784
>reddit frog.png
dumb frogposter

>>>/r/ibbit/

>>129058945
if youre not memeing, youre plumb out of luck this election.

however- youre a regular on a politics board. on this board, we pride ourselves on above-average political knowledge.

you really should have a think about your own personal utter fail in falling at the most rudimentary of hurdles. you have let us, your lads down. you have let the nation down. and most importantly- you have let yourself down.

Get a grip lad. Age are you?

Anyone else staying up all night getting pissed, shitposting here, and watching the results roll in?

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>>129059667
>Implying I wear anything but pink
Check mate, cunt

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>>129059609
Oi pricks don't ignir.me

>>129059014
depends on what shirt you're wearing, duh

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Family voted Labour even though they support deporting muslims on the watch list & voted Brexit
>MUH NHS
Democracy was a mistake

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>>129059609
Tomorrow, Britain will join the ranks of the Communist revolution. Deal with it.

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>>129058024
Fuck off Shino

>>129059504
I'm gonna guess comte.

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>>129059663
>UKIP gets at most, three MPs

I love UKIP but at most they'll get Clacton, and no one fucking cares about Clacton. Not even the last UKIP mp cared about fucking Clacton

I don't even care what happens tbfh, let it all burn
Hopefully the Queen will die soon and we'll get yet another election and people will grow so tired of elections they'll vote for something really funny like the Green party just for keks

>>129059014
Having totty like that for a daughter must be hell.

>>129059832
yes but anon I have nearly eaten all of my snacks

>>129059799
no problem my dutch friendo

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>>129058197

I think one of the tripfags got banned for his/her constant shitposting yesterday. People must have reported him/her.

They'll miss the election bantz.

What a shame.

Fucking hell lads

I just went to the polling stations I literally walk about a mile and when I got there this black bloke came up to me and said "U AIN VOTIN FOR DA WHITE WITCH" I said EXCUSE ME that's none of your buisness and tried to pass and he spat at my coat and kicked my doggo

This is why I never leave the fucking house

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/jun/08/general-election-2017-uk-polling-day-live

Doesn't matter that Tories are shit, they are just going to cheat, anyway.

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>>129058364
>25% of /pol/ voted labour
IT'S GONNA BE A HOT RED SUMMER

>>129059385

Tommy, i'm thinking of having a wank in the garden, are there any detremental effects to cumming on my garden plants or are the nutrients beneficial to growth?

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I found it lads. The most cucked constituency in the entire country.

Holy shit...

Which candidate is most favorable to skilled EU migrants? May or Corbyn?

>>129059860

kek, that actually linked to some blokes tumblr

>>129058295
I'm in a safe Tory seat and I did vote UKIP. I hope the Lib Dems don't get in, they do well here.

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>>129059754
Are you from hull?

>>129059667
what about if my long brown leather coat covers up my black pants?

Can't wait for BASED Mummy May to ban internet access for everyone under 40

>>129059950
>queen dies
>election
????

>>129059943
>using a cooking cheese for a cheeseboard
fucks sake

sick of this non-brit invasion already.
no bants at all.

>>129059014
wifey dat

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>>129058543

No.

Pic related.

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>>129059921
Over MY DEAD BODY

I thought IN WW2 AGAINST THE NAZIS AHD WE FUCKING WONT BE RULES BY GERMANY AGAIN

GOD SAVE THE QUEEEN

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>>129060024

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>tfw tories will still win
>tfw they'll win by a flat out embarrassing margin
>tfw /pol/ will still pretend it was a massive victory anyway and act as if labour's been destroyed


you're all sad tbfh

>girlfriend has come round
>told her I'd be watching the news, and shitposting all night
>she tries to put orange is the new black on
>I tell her to fuck off with that degenerate filth
>she's says I'm not even watching it, just staring at my phone
>tell her it's my house, my election night I'll do what I want
>she's fucked off to the bedroom with her iPad.
Ahh. How I wanted it to be.

>>129060024
fucking hell, I didn't know india was still a voting constituency

>>129059969
I did a tesco run earlier, got loads of sensations and beer to tide me through

>>129059648
Nope. Torycucks are just the most vocal with all the "mummy may" faggotry. The only reason its pro-tory is because of the threat of splitting the right and getting Corbyn.

>>129059546
It has been *mostly* peaceful compared to any other time in history.

>>129059564
OK fair one, however that is before India had nukes.

>>129059586
In total war deaths that's fucking nothing m80.

>>129058284
>May skips debate to 'engage with voters'
>Has barely been seen in public
>Corbyn attends debate, comes out well
>Gets rock star treatment and huge crowds listening to him speak

Was this some sort of cunning strategy on May's part or just hiding and hoping the problem goes away?

>>129059788
Neck yourself

>>129058543
dumb frogposter

>>129060024
based birmingham, I miss living here

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Imagine if mummy was offering free gummy to all voters

Mmmm

>>129060063
I'm going to miss the brit posters. RIP in pepperonis.

https://order-order.com/2017/06/08/hammer-and-sickle-posters-in-primary-school-polling-station-window/

https://order-order.com/2017/06/08/dog-whistle-labour-messages-sent-muslim-voters/

You ever notice how it's the only the left that pulls shit like this during elections? These scumbags have the fucking temerity to claim they're the good guys in all this. Dirty, rotten, cheating cunts.

Stop posting that fucking food

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>>129060024
>Harjinder Singh
>Open Borders
>Harjun Singh
>Liberal Democrat
wait a minute

>>129059985
To be fair, are there any actually good political parties in Britain?
Even Ukip is civic nationalist. They aren't really anti-immigration as much as anti-Eastern European immigration. But pakis and whatnot are fine.

>>129059983
Then you told him to go back Bumfuckistan and you got arrested by Commie Racial Crime Death Squads and are posting this from jail

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>My private polling people are telling me to sell my pounds ASAP

>>129060024
>open borders - Singh

"Based" sikhs huh?

Honestly is there any reason for me not to vote labour?

Work in NHS and have student debt, i vote labour get a 4k pay rise and lose all my debt.

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>>129060036
no. saved though.

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Lads, listen to this

>Call mum
>Ask her who she voted for
>She says she voted for Lib Dems
>I ask why
>She says she voted for them last time and doesn't like May or Corbyn
>I tell her she voted UKIP last time
>She said "oh, are Lib Dems and UKIP not the same people"

mfw

>>129060008
Remain polled highly on /pol/ too. A lot of it is baiting.

>>129060166
except every poll conducted on brit/pol/ in the last 6 months has proven you wrong

>>129060151
Well done.

>>129059247
The most moral way is to go with your heart. Forget about tactical voting etc. The point of a representative democracy is that your views are represented, maybe if the minor parties get 1/3rd of the votes and <10 seats there will finally be discussion on voting reform.

>>129060223
DUP.

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>>129059504
>>129059943
Comte - good spot lad

>>129059549
Still looks good anon. That's me most nights.

>>129059671
Didn't have it son, got similar (bottom left), can't remember the name

>>129060024
I didn't know India could vote in our election?

>>129060036

>tfw I used to smoke and if I'd run out of fags i'd rummage through the bin to make a rollup with my old dog ends

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>>129059788
>being this autistic

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You think he is still alive?

>>129059819
>for a proper, nationalist party.
Care to explain who exactly, shill.

>>129057661

Didnt vote today. I live in one of the safest labor seats in the country

God get me out of this hellhole.

>>129060176
The difference being, May will win the election and he won't

>>129060141
>polls are ONLY predicting a landslide you idiots

>>129060024
The Tory at least has a good English first name

>>129060336
Probably.

>>129060242

If they are that's a Tory majority in the bag.

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>>129060250
National interest above self-interest?

>>129059014

If it's a proper dress shirt with tails, you need to tuck it in lad if you don't want to look like a 17yo pikey

>>129058295
I almost voted UKIP >>129054051

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Who did she vote for?

>>129058981
Elaborate.

>>129059076
He's delusional. If all Islamist attackers are potheads, but the only pothead attackers are Islamists, then clearly... The problem is not Islam, it's weed.
There's more to his writing than he lets on. He has an agenda.

>>129059090
They were very naughty, but they weren't trying to wipe Britain off the map unless we submitted to their cult. They basically wanted us out of Ireland, that's all.

Ironically, the left pretends that Islamist terrorists are exactly what the IRA actually was (a reflexive response to being occupied). Islamists are driven by theology and ideology (as proven by the hundreds and hundreds of years of Islamic aggression against the West).
I'm not saying that the IRA are good, I'm saying that ISIS are exponentially worse.

>>129059161
(You)

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>>129058945

>>129060364
Who are you quoting?

>>129060336
He is reconnecting with the fabric of the multiverse. He needs to recharge

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>>129060075
>Literally just 'let me remove civil liberties and censor the interwebs, then you'll be safe, I promise'

>>129060151
If you really want some peace, go and give her a quick shag then come back to shitpost. You'll have far less hassle/bad moods after.

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>>129060242
wait your'e the same guy who did the "private bank poll shows remain victory" posts

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>>129060221
Less munchybox more kayleigh

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>>129060250
do it m8.
do it for my lad

>>129060250
Get fucked, I'm a new grad, and I'm not making it everyone else's fucking problem. Voting Conservative keeps Brexit from going to the Germans.

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>>129059804
>Are you bent? Go back to /fa/
I'm trying to help you. White men do not look good in black. It makes you look like a sickly table waiter.
>>129059845
Good lad.
>>129060050
>what about if my long brown leather coat covers up my black pants?
Is this some sort of reference I don't get? Just skip the black entirely. Don't buy anything black unless it's formal wear (e.g. tuxedo)
Also, spoil your ballots.

>>129060426
Greggs.

>>129060411
did Rachel actually vote UKIP?

>>129060411
Why would i vote for May when she is a mulsim loving bitch who changes her opinion on a whim, and she wants to police the internet.

>>129060336
>seen this faggot posted for years
>never looked up what he's all about

>>129060336
He unironically said if you believe in capitalism vote labour

>>129060250
No, not really. Neither Tories or Labour will stop immigration, neither cares about having a strong nation.

Although, Jezza might make us a socialist shithole comparable to the 70's. Then again, economic hardship turns people towards communism/fascism, soooo

>>129060151
some cunt mouths off to me like this she'd be wearing one

>>129058295
Rother Valley here - can't vote Tory because I like my Internet as it is. Can't vote Labour because not supporting Paki rape gangs.
UKIP was better than spoiling and he's probably the only Leaver

I'll miss posting with you guys when May wins.

>>129060250
>and lose all my debt
nope

>>129060441
>>129060336
He's retiring to do battle on the astral plane

just went and voted UKIP lads, they have a decent chance in my constituency

>>129058945
((You))

>>129060533
Vote UKIP

>>129060151

don't you worry, she'll be getting her revenge laughing at your penis with her mates and showing her twat to nogs online

>>129060465
I might be, I tell lots of lies here to get (you)'s

I just voted for LibDem in Woking even though I want Labour to win and they came in 2nd in 2015.

I feel so stupid. At least I can take solace in the fact that the tories have about 50% of the overall vote here.

>>129060355
Is your MP Keith Vaz? That cunt's probably going to keep his seat even after fucking rentboys.

>>129060151
>she's fucked off to the bedroom with her iPad

You've done it now lad, she'll be on Tinder and Plenty of Fish

>>129060533
Because the alternative is having Labour negotiate our withdrawal from the EU, which would be horrible.

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who /Patel/ here lads?

Just cast my vote

NEW

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>>129060574

>>129060574

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>>129060574

>>129060574

>>129060628

>>129060628

>>129060628

>>129060628

>>129060628

Voted for Scottish conservatives, hope most of my countrymen did the same

>>129060411
unfortunately hardly anyone thinks like that, which is why parties such as labour exist

>>129058870
Fuck off nedercuck.

>>129060411
I fail to see how May is in the national interest. It's a labour/conservative election, at best UKIP gets a few seats.

>>129060602
Wasted vote, and papa nigal is gfone

>>129060279
I've voted tory in those polls. It doesn't mean I actually AM one.

They also don't reflect changing minds as they are posted for many weeks and you can only vote once.

>>129060584
Ah yes, Margaret Thatcher's ghost has been a right pain in the arse for him

>>129060457
Yeah I'll just let her have her huff for a little while first.

>>129059117
you must live near me.

>>129060576
i wont

>>129060686
>HIS ID IS BROWN

>>129060690
>>129060695
uhoh

>>129060512
Nah, its a shop of just a normal purple ribbon.

>>129059476
Yes, if only to contribute to mass statistics.

>>129060411
>national interest

Complete meme

>>129060426
not her father, that's clear

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Lads, are we in for a high turnout? Seen lots of students and YUFF outside the polling station.

Are We looking at a higher turnout than 2015?

>>129060652

Nah m8. Its the gorilla who pegs Corbyn

>>129060336
The Great Jahans cannot die, for he walks in strange colours and knows the name of reality, he is no longer a mere mortal, now he was never one

>>129060202
GAS THE INTERNET, SOCIAL MEDIA WAR NAO!

>>129060151
i got mine painting the ceiling in the landing.

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>>129060024
>>129060138
>>129060162
>>129060187
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>>129060316
>>129060393

this is the Tory candidate... now look at her compared to the rest of the candidates. Jesus it writes itself.

>>129060024
Bombay West

>>129060420

C I V I C

>>129060766
thats purple though

>>129060704
How is voting for the Tories putting the nation first?