Brit/pol/: The fall of Alexander Gordon Jahans edition

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>>129007716

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Just muslims being muslims

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/08/saudi-arabia-football-team-fail-line-minutes-silence-honour/

UKIP ran a pathetic campaign desu lads.

Trying to decide between tories and UKIP, lads.

>>129008059
What constituency are you in?

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>>129007716
Is Jahans still an unironic techno luxury communist who writes scat Doctor Who fanfiction?

>>129008059
Are you in a safe seat?

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>>129008059
ukip. make a statement to them pakis.

>>129008059
If you vote Conservative you can enjoy watching them win.
Then again Nuttall has survived numerous horrific incidents, so maybe he deserves a pity vote.

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>>129008123
YES

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>>129008154
Listen to this gentleman.

anycunt up itt like ...

>MEMEPOSTING
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BARA BRITH DESU

Whose slags are objectively the best?
>English
>Welsh
>Scottish
>Northern Irish (joke answer)

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its election day!

its raining!

we're on brit/pol/ and it's comfy as fuck!

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>>129008424
Thankfully I've never seen a Scottish slag, and I don't think my eyes would survive the experience.

>>129008424
im scottish, right?

but even i like englsh slags the best- theyre right dirty bints in the sack.

i particulalrly like the buns with devon accents.

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Carmarthenshire is the comfiest county.

>>129008474

Rain on polling day keeps the Labour types away.

>>129008424

Welsh, no doubt about it. I really ought to make a trip Cardiff some time. Liverpool is a close second.

>>129008036
Because they were a one man band, who even gives a shit about nutall.

Anybody got any Karen OC for this GE?

>>129008785
Autists on here still sticking to the 2020 plan it seems.

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Feast my fellow Corbynites, feast upon my grotesque body horror tits.

>>129008788
Nobody wants to make OC for this absolute shitshow.

Should I have received my polling card by now?

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>>129008785
Their manifesto was pretty good and I'm liking the anti Islam rhetoric.

>>129008750
>Rain on polling day keeps the Labour types away.
thats correct mang- was just thinking that. and the optimistic youth vote.

know who does vote though? the organised, the bitter, and the stoic.

deus vult.

>>129008900
>getting his test injection on the day of a tory victory
will we finally see the farshnuke in all his terrible glory?

>>129008924
You should have received it weeks ago
If you don't have it, go to your local polling station, they might have you on the register anyway

>>129008059
i'm not telling you who to vote for. just know that UKIP are a meme party since brexit. and i don't use that term often

>>129008059
UKIP in a safe seat, otherwise tory.

Common sense m8.

>>129008059
Safe seat: UKIP
Marginal: tory

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>we need to secure the existence and a future for british childr-

>>129008059
do your duty and vote for the official party of brit/pol/-

UKIP

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>>129008994
How many will he kill before he smothers himself with his own tits? I just hope his sister is nowhere near him when the rage starts.

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(((Cohens))) Pharmacy

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Reminder, this is the type of person that votes Labour.

Can't wait to return to McWage, act smug then resign due to faggot coworkers.

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>>129009086
It's about time for new far right party desu.

>>129009226

>including Jews
>including Germans
>including Spaniards

HA

>>129009226
Nice sneaky including of Irish people.

>>129007716
>Just to be clear this has happened today, the 7th of June
>today, the 7th of June

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>>129009297

This desu

Came here expecting massive amounts of tory votes, not surprised at all. I wish you guys could think for yourselves. Obviously /pol/ is massively right leaning, but at the end of the day, the censoring and control of the internet affects all of you more than most people. Do you really want a wall of china level of information control? The banning of encryption? Its just absurd.

I don't like any of my voting possibilities, but voting against your best interests is just fucking stupid.

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>>129008059
>vote UKIP
>if Tories lose in your area due to too many UKIP votes, Tories will know they should have pandered to UKIP more
>if Tories win anyway, they'll still see the benefits of pandering to UKIP more if UKIP get loads of votes
It's that simple lads.

>>129009297
Hopefully UKIP can rebrand themselves before the next election.

Countless reports of students not getting their polling cards through (ie forgot to register)
Kek

>>129009367
this fucking general always gets swarmed with unironic tories around elections, they leave soon after

>>129009367
getting a bit sick of mongs taking the election seriously

Anyone got that "Greg Knight surge" meme? I saw it earlier, now I've lost it

You guys have been cucked hard by the Tories. "Mummy May"? That's just sick.

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Who has anything to say about this? Who can do anything about it?

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>>129009367
>Lets just let a literal commie in
>its IN YOUR INTEREST

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bqQ_O4whRk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bqQ_O4whRk

>>129009367
May's response of censoring the internet as a solution to terrorism was the last straw for me.

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Reminder that Jahans has fingered more pussies than any of you.

>>129009468
why is there a pube in that scan?

>>129009367
thing is, they won't even be able to do it. What they are saying is technologically impossible and retarded.

The biggest issue is Brexit. These negotiations will determine our future for the next decades. We have to pick the party that will get the UK the best possible deal. Corbyn has already stated he will cuck to the EU by saying that he will stay in the single market (which means essentially being an EU member).

>people are still debating as if it matters

lmao May already won

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Karenposters come to cytu dot be and find the room called Karen. That is where a few of us Animeposters are most days.

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>>129009367

If it's any consolation, you'll get to hear the same people weeping when Mummy cuts the NEETbux and their TF2 pings jump to 200ms and they can't play sniper any more.

>>129008424
All British slags are a credit to our nation! I love them all equally but have a soft spot for slappers with very strong regional accents. Black Country or Norn Iron. Reminds me of watching Eurotrash as a lad in t'90s.

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>>129009427
>Survation right now

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Why should hard working people pay for the absolute dregs of society, like those "Init bruv, u wot m8" sorts?

>>129009601
>animeposting
dweebs

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Anyone else got any embarrassing voting yarns?
>they asked me my house number to confirm my identity but I couldn't remember it because I moved last September and couldn't think of which was which. I panicked and spluttered 'uh 8? 10?'. Looked a right fucking spastic.

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Anyone in Birmingham wanna go out for a pint on Friday to celebrate the eventual UKIP landslide

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Labour are looking very confident

>>129009297
i assume you mean socially far right. sadly i can't see anyone being able to gain popularity without being labeled as racist. this is just the time we live in unfortunately. terrorist attacks have proven they aren't enough. and it's not what (((they))) want. so it's not happening in our lifetime

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>>129009364
Got any more fashy Karen friend?

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>Kraut/pol/
>Aus/pol/
>Eire/pol/

why do these irrelephant countries have generals

>>129009575

The author took a distinct dislike for the Isle of Mull.

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>>129009567
h-he's just stroking her, right?

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>>129009226
Look, I can cherry pick too

>>129009665
On it lad! where and when? I'll invite the Nige!

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>>129009697
I've got one

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>>129009660
Wij also get people from Nederdraad visiting often vriend.

How do you check if you are in a safe seat?

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Savage Tory cuts.

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>>129009269
Fuck me but those are disgusting.

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*blocks your sovereignty*

>>129008059
Tories ukip is a wasted vote lad

>>129009367
Are you being deliberately thick?

Corbyn's chancellor voted for mass surveillance for fuck sake, and Corbyn didn't even bother to vote on it

Both parties are in favour of censorship and control.

>tfw the time you have to wait between reports gets increased
fucking animeposters

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Will May meet the Queen before or after sacrificing white girls to Moloch?

>>129009711
Because in different ways, those three countries have always wanted to be like us.

>>129008424
Welsh are giant anal sluts and are all ultra lezzy with their friends too.

>>129009367
There's far more Labour voters in these threads than there were Remain voters in Brexit threads, or Clinton voters in US election threads.

This is actually one of the more balanced ones I've seen.

>>129009367

The fact you genuinely believe that someone will be taking away your beloved 4chins makes me dismiss anything out of your mouth because you're a paranoid idiot.

>>129009813

If the winning margin is more than 15% then it's safe.

>>129009841
>That bulge
Saucy.

>>129009601
I almost burned my balls off lad

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>>129009770
please replace Idris Elba with Charlie Hunnam

>>129009841
>wearing a groin guard to make your wang look bigger
K E K

>>129009813
Put your seat belt on and crash into a wall.

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>>129009697

>>129009669
Fucking lol, rumours bolsover is in trouble too (labour calling in the get out the vote operation). Tory triple figure majority incoming?

>>129009868
>what is fishing for (You)'s?

Voted ukip in a lib dem/con basically 50/50 area lads

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>>129009818
I haven't got my glasses on. That's an immigration graph right?

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>momentum shills already gave up on us

>>129009841
I want that outfit

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Can't fucking wait for you snivelling Labour cunts and bed-wetting redditors to leave tomorrow.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReIAna459sg

>>129009973
Then you're an idiot pal

>>129009367
if anyone actually gets influenced by /pol/ for their vote i feel sorry for them. from my observation most are 'blackpilled' an assume it's going to happen at some point. others come here to sit back and enjoy the ride (like me) the rest are shills as far as i'm concerned

>>129009958
Something ((they)) do

>>129009739
this is the same man who wanked off his pet hamster

>>129009663
Not embarassing but just made me angry
>go in and its three paki election officers chatting in urdu
>another one is "helping" a woman high as fuck fill in her ballot
>"So we want Jeremy innit?"
>"yes love, just put X here"
>"But his name isn't on it"
>"don't worry, just put here yeah?"
>One paki looks at me and says I am not on the list
>I can see my name
>We argue and its there
>The other guy starts crumpling a ballot and gives it to me
>"I want another one, that will get tossed for being spoilt"
>He mutters but gives another one
>Vote Tory and get the hell out
Pretty sure these guys will just take all the empty ballots and stuff in Labour votes.

I live in a Labour safe seat, so I know my vote means nothing, but fuck it.

fuck lads i think he's right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fI5Usp38Y8

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>>129009992
They usually hang around for a day or two.

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>>129010021
>that nose

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>>129007716
Vote Tory for Jayda

>>129009973
Congratulations on getting us a second EU referendum

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>>129009653
u fucking wot m8?

>>129008900
He actually did it

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Lads, Freddo's are up to £5 now...

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>>129009810
>>129009953
Thanks my fellow holocoasters.

>Leading political expert predicts Conservative defeat
HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZC9UTj8LIU

>>129010024
explain

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>>129010069

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Fuk dem rich ppl m8, dey only reson y we ave no monie is cos dey dnt giv us any

vote labour

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2-1u8xvk54

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2-1u8xvk54

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2-1u8xvk54

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>yfw Sunderland South flips tory at 11pm

>>129010065
>Things that never happened.

You jews really want those cons in huh.

>>129010167
better just nationalise them desu

>>129009849
Between two separate sessions.

>>129009669
Durham you daft cunt. It's red as fuck. Northumberland will be blue.

>>129009992
Time to screencap all those labour momentum shill posts 2bh

New exit poll (14:00)
CON 43
LAB 42
LD 6
UKIP 4
SNP 3
Others 2

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>>129009905
W-what do you mean senpai?

>>129009992
I'm hoping the Tory cunts leave as well. Before this election, everyone on here hated them both. Now we're infested.

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Reports are comming in about a new candidate that seems to be surging all over Wales and England

People are writing him in on their tickets

"JEB BUSH" we are seeing this alot in several burroughs

>>129010212
I can only dream

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>tfw you were going to vote green party but you did a last second u turn and voted ukip

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>>129010167

>>129009973
t. Richmond

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>>129008424
>>Welsh

>>129010167
If minimum wage goes up to £10, I honestly expect them to be £1 each soon after

>>129009625
Last survation poll was with just over 100 people.

>>129009770
post one for Irish men

>>129010269
We don't have exit polls halfway through the day, it's illegal until 10pm to publish them

>>129009973

Well done for sticking to your guns lads and not listening to the Tory shills on here

>>129008059
>tfw I literally only have a choice of Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Plaid in my constituency

>>129008521
>>129008424
Our only slags are lowlanders and I wouldn't touch them with a bargepole.

The alternative are highland lasses who you walk past on the street and smile and they take that as a sign that you are engaged, then they show up at your door having knitted matching scarfs and a fertility blanket.

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who the fuck am I supposed to vote for?

>>129010368

It was 2800 people pal

>>129010269
good one

http://www.strawpoll.me/13139500
http://www.strawpoll.me/13139500
http://www.strawpoll.me/13139500

MOST IMPORTANT POLL OF YOUR LIFE

>>129010280
omg, she looks exactly like my distant cousin, what's her name?

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Vote lib dem so we can vote to leave the EU again. Best day ever 2.

>>129010276
What're you talking about, you don't want Corbyn surely? He's a commie. Vote Tory. Vote for the party that loves mass immigration and globalism so that the party that loves mass immigration and globalism can't get in. It's the only choice you have otherwise you're a Labour shill who wants Corbyn.

>post video of you burning Koran
>get arrested
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583850/Two-arrested-shocking-video-Koran-burning.html

>>129010280
nice webm, so you're saying you like getting fucked by the BBC huh?

>>129010212
>UKIP still standing there
>higher vote share than CON in 2015
>even combined they're 6,000 off the Labour vote
I mean we can dream I guess

>>129010437
DUP or UUP

Just voted Lib Dem to keep the SNP out of Shetland and Orkney. However, it turns out the the Torys may receive the roughly the same share of votes as the SNP up here

>>129010437
dup

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Anyone have a link to that naughty May remix?

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>>129007716
Don't trust May she's a globalist snake.

>>129010225
Think what you want momentum shill, but the rest of us have to live with the joys of your imported pets

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>>129007716
Who /small conservative who voted Labour/ here?
Tories tax almost as much as Labour yet fund none of our public services up to standard. If I'm going to get fucked I'd at least rather get a tip in the process.
Don't even tell me to vote UKIP because that's a dream and they're not going to win.

>>129010437
D U P

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just finished work lads, settling in for a comfy birthday to watch the election and shitpost

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>>129010270
what I said

>>129010567
Poor hilling

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>>129010240
NATIONALISE CADBURIES
OUR JEZZA KNOWS WHATS RIGHT

>>129010465

Sc1

>>129010420
Similar way of doing things in parts of North Yorkshire and Ulster.

Very pleasant, fit (usually into hill running or something equally painful) and intelligent girls that have absolutely no interest in anything other than getting married and having a lot of kids. Soothing voices, drive Land Rovers, understand the dangers of loose animals/Popery.

I've come over all hot and bothered

>>129009973
pls don't do this, what's your constituentcy?

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>David Davis will never be PM

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>>129010567
Come on, man. Pull your fucking socks up this bait is shit.

>>129010437
DUP lad

>tfw Gove will be my fucking MP once again

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>voting
>ever

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEOJQawykD0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEOJQawykD0

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>>129010495
>Shocking video
>Burning the Koran is shocking
Yet poems about Jesus getting sucked off by a Roman centurion, shoving a crucifix in piss or painting the Virgin in elephant shit was just "art" and free expression.

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occasional reminder that Brit death metal is best death metal

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>>129010626
squan?

>>129010393
>t.momentum

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>>129010167
>And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
>And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
>And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
>And Hell followed with him.

>>129010659
Daddy Davis will be after Mummy May resigns mate.

>Only choices are Tory, SNP, Labour, Lib Dem

So it's a case of, which part of me is getting fucked.

Whoever wins. We lose.

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ANAKIN LEFTY CORBYN IS EVIL

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Oh fuck a Johan's thread and I'm on my fucking phone

>>129010512
>>129010526
>>129010583
>>129010664
No fuck them

Fuck the republicans
Fuck the leftists

Literally no one to vote for

>>129010639
Oxford West and Abingdon

>>129010437
DUP. Jim Shannon's a farmer up there, did three years in the UDR then the Royal Artillery.

>>129010759
Bring in some crayons and draw a huge veiny cock on your ballot paper

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>>129010659
Feels Bad Man

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>>129010595
Happy birthday faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inS9gAgSENE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inS9gAgSENE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inS9gAgSENE

>>129010700
Bolt Thrower tbqh

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>>129010663
>>129010617
I actually did vote Labour and I voted to fucking leave the EU.
Theresa was a StrongerIN campaigner who things the solution to terrorism is eroding our rights. If you honestly don't see a reason to vote against the tories you're just an ideological bastard.
And believe me it was a hard choice.

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Name a better TV show

pro tip

you can't

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True story

>>129010803
I am fairly sure that the DUP are possibly the least Republican and Leftist people on the planet.

All my polling station workers are you sjw types lads, kinda suspicious. Used to be a bunch of council lads.

It was all media studies students and shit.

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>>129010788
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

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Looking forward to the second wave in a few hours.

>>129008924
You don't need it

>tfw student in lefty land
>everyone's talking about voting for labour
>I voted UKIP so can't even join in the convo, as tories would be tolerated above UKIP

>>129010844
>sir, are you alright? you've been there a wh-
>yeah, yeah, I got it, just let me...
>*drops a crayon*
>sir, do you need some help?
>just let me drAW MY COCK YOU LABOUR SHILL REEEEE

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>>129010495
>'We have been in contact with our local Muslim community via Councillor Jabba Riaz, deputy Mayor for Worcester who, as always, acts as a critical friend in support of what we do.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

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>>129010865
But I didn't vote Tory you fucking mong.

>>129009617
I always thought Pol was a traditional board.

The women are slappers?
You make our women sound like shit xD

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Just voted labour lads.
now im going to asda to buy some chips.

anyone want anyfink la?

m8m8m8m8m8m8m8m8m

>>129010791
people in this ITT literally voted to murder this innocent human

>>129010701
ya man
gimme dat squan wid sum jam

>>129010791
kek, what a sack of shit, can't even find anything worthwhile or constructive to find with his wretched life.

>>129010729
I live in hope

Who are best people on twitter to follow to get the mood of the party insiders?

Honestly can't see anything better than spoiling my ballot.

I would have voted UKIP if they were actually running

>>129010903
No I left the unionists out.

Fuck the unionists too. They're definitely not right wing enough.

>>129010864

mein neger

voting ukip in a labour seat lads

>>129010791
Hahahahahahahahaha

Wait for his inevitable 'I've decided not to kill myself as the internet needs me' video tomorrow

voted UUP desu lads

>>129011046
Owen Jones.

>>129010994
As much as I love UKIP I'd rather not waste my ballot.

>>129010994
nice 1 m8 2bh

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What did she mean by this

>>129009863
You're either not British, or from the North.
You should know better desu.

>>129011110
A tory vote is wasted in any safe seat.

>>129011046
Follow a load of the journos, they usually retweet the insiders. Harry Cole and Tim Shipman are the best to follow.

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>>129010791
He is gonna kill himself right lads?
also
>Eeking out an existence day by day with pain med, caffeine pills and masturbation
KEK

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>girl wearing form-fitting skinny jeans

Fair enough.

>two guys wearing the exact same fucking jeans

The fucking STATE of young males these days.

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Izzard dressed as a woman again, that'll encourage your average working class person to vote Labour.

>>129010998
Are you 12 years old and not aware that there is a spectrum of birds in thes beautiful, blessed Isles? From frigid ice queens to cuddly birds to saucy minxes to right slappers to dirty slags? They all have their own part to play in our great nation.

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>>129008900
>absolutelydisgusting.jpeg

Death to the cis-gendered goyim race!

Thanks for Israel goyim eheheheheheh

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>>129011093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/872807063906398209

:^)

>>129011162
she's saying she likes drowning in pussy

>>129011162
>Another scottish leader becomes a fish
Right something is up here...

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>>129011162
>Gills! haha! You're such a funny one Ruth!

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>Sadiq Khan wants to cancel Trumps visit

>Queen still invites him

>>129011206
Absolute fucking state of youth "fashion" these days

>>129010495
UK forces protecting the moderates.

After they trained them.

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>>129011162
>knocking up
The absolute intelligence and wherewithal of a professional politician.

>>129011208
that poor dog

>>129011206
>>>/fa/

>>129011206
>My uni
Fugg.. at least we're one of the least cucked universities. Have a UKIP society and all.

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>>129011190
ITS ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT

>>129009588
This lad gets it. Its damage control at this point.

>>129011065
>They're definitely not right wing enough
Well they oppose fag marriage and aborition so they're a damn shot better than the """Conservative""" Party across the water.

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>>129011078

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>>129011208
Jesus christ

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>>129010381
Truly a beautiful people.

>>129011206
you can wear skinny jeans as a man if you have the following criteria:
>muscular legs
>big dick
>nice ass (according to women)

>>129010495
>Sorry we are not currently accepting comments on this article.
lel
They'd have to arrest them all I guess.

I voted Labour today because May runs the country like a business about to go bust and this is completely unsustainable.

I have family who work in the NHS and they both say its an absolute shambles atm. The cuts are borderline to putting patients lives at risk which will only get worse.
Nothing is getting invested in and there will be no positive change to 99% of people without some stimulus.

inb4 momentum shill (i actually voted leave)
Taking a chance with Corbs seems the better option than how fucked we will be under the Torys

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>>129010437

Anything but shinners.

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I'm sorry lads but I'm voting GREEN now.

Wew.

>>129007716
I have a parcel that's supposed to arrive today but it's already half 2 and it hasn't although parcelforce says they don't stop delivering until 6pm, you guys reckon it'll arrive today?

Well pissed off about it

I was in Starbucks with my 5 year old daughter discussing medieval French literature when a Tory canvasser wearing a blue rosette walked in.

Immediately my daughter piped up, saying to the man "If you're voting Tory you're probably a silly Daily Mail reader who thinks the Council of Ministers is the same as the European Council."

As the man slinked out in shame a loud cheer went up from the other customers and the barrista comped our order.

True story.

>>129008236
What does this even mean?

>>129011208
Is he a full-blown tranny now?

>>129011271
top fucking kek

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>working class tory voters

>>129011046
@GuidoFawkes

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>>129011448
>skinny jeans
>muscular legs
Kill yourself lad.

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>>129011065

They're pretty fucking right wing.

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>>129011206
Did you just assume their genders, bigot?

>>129008059
I'm giving the Tories ONE CHANCE with my vote this year. First time I've voted for them (via proxy). The opportunity to grind labor into the ground is too much potential fun compared to a symbolic UKIP vote. They are running a shit candidate in my constituency anyway

>>129011448

You can't fit into skinny jeans if you have muscular legs. I've tried. It's just not comfortable.

It's boot-cut or be a faggot, I'm afraid.

>>129011206
You just know they are all Labour drones. Maybe a couple of Greens to feel extra morally superior.

>>129011471
No way is that his child

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>>129011153
cheers pal much appreciated.

>>129011471
>co-leader of a supposedly mainstream political party
>not standing for election
The fucking state of the Green party

I work in a bookies lads, all the money is going on the conservatives. Odds are shit mind but I've never served so many rich cunts in suits

>>129011416

If they're not nationalist they're not really good enough for me 2bh. UKIP is barely good enough.

>>129011448

>skinny jeans
>ever

>>129011516

>Welfare class Labour voters

>>129011090
same, lad, fuck it lmao

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>>129011208
>women
>nu-males
>minorities

Reminder that if you unironically vote tory and are a /pol/ regular, you're mentally deficient. 4chan will be the first site to get its user put on the list before it gets blocked under May.

>>129011665
Do you sniff glue

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>>129011592

yes you can

>>129011537
I'm not gay but every time I see a guy with skinny jeans on I just want to grab the ass.

>>129011471
I live in Streatham, she's mine now lads.

>>129010824

He will probably win anyway

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>>129011206
Oh for fuck's sake those lads have got arses shaped like birds as well. Gay frogs confirmed.

>>129011605
She does have his freaky eyes and thin lips though.

>>129010212

Why are they always one of the first to report?

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/872807063906398209

BUT THE YOOF VOTE

>>129008972
absolute faggotory. i want 20 year old tory boys with 0 understanding of history or politics to leave.

>>129011366
>kent uni
How lefty is it?

>there are people today who only vote labour because Noel Gallagher had a drink with Tony Blair once

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>>129010596
A-aya-chan

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>can't drive
>dad already voted
>he's going to have to drive me all the way back down there just so I can vote
I hope he just waits in the car but then at the same time I don't want to have to talk to the people all by myself but then if he leaves he'll have to fucking explain why he's come back and he'll have to be like 'my 20 year old son can't drive so I had to drive him here'

Lads do you mind if I just sit this one out? I really don't want to do this.

>>129011732
gookmoot will happily give all our data to May so she doesn't have to block 4chan

>>129011882
New thread anyone?

>>129009086
Has to be Tory to secure Brexit. Ukip are currently of no use, they will be again but now is not their time

Conservatives = ukip style Brexit

>trying to watch the Comey thing
>Fox News
>Sky channel 509
>blocked today because of the election

What the fuck?

CNN is fine.

>>129011448
Only men with pipe cleaner legs can even get into skinny jeans.

>>129011555

>British nationalism
>Euroscepticism

I wish.

>>129011469
Labour are proposing £30bn over 5 years for the NHS, not even adjusted for inflation - £6bn/yr

Tories are proposing £8bn/yr above inflation

can someone reply that tannucks teacakes meme to me properly?

>>129011738

No why