Brit/pol/ - Use a Pen to Vote Edition

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TODAYS WEATHER

NO STUDENT VOTING

NO WANKING IN THE GARDEN

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sing along:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zemmL-e8e94

Tras su manto de neblinas
No las hemos de olvidar
Las Malvinas Argentinas
Clama el viento y ruge el mar
>Behind their misty quilt
>We won't forget them.
>"The Argentine Malvinas!"
>The wind cries out and the sea roars

Ni de aquellos horizontes
Nuestra enseña han de arrancar
Pues su blanco está en los montes
Y en su azul se tiñe el mar
>From those horizons
>Our ensign won't be ripped either
>As its white is on the hills
>And the sea is tinted on its blue

Por ausente, por vencido
Bajo extraño pabellón
Ningún suelo más querido
De la Patria en la extensión
>For absent, for defeated
>Under a strange flag
>No land is more wanted
>Of the Fatherland as a whole

¿Quién nos habla aquí de olvido
De renuncia, de perdón?
Ningún suelo más querido
De la Patria en la extensión
>Who's talking us here of neglect
>Of renouncement, of forgiveness?
>For no land is more wanted
>Of the Fatherland as a whole!

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first for max and paddy

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>>129012526

this is who the rain prevents from voting

>>129012175
would a labour government, given enough time, eventually increase NHS spending to 100%?

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>>129012437
[Embed] [Embed]

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HAPPENING

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I just got back from the polling place.

I voted UKIP, I don't think all the Paki's who were there did though.

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VOTE GREENNNNHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

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Tunnock's teacakes desu.

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Corbyn pulls in the crowds

My seat is SNP vs Labour with the SNP favourites

What do? Other than move house

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I gave the people at the polling station funny looks as there were only pencils until they offered me a pen. Voted UKIP lads

Just voted UKIP LADS
In a safe labour seat

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>>129012546

Where's /Kent Uni/ lad?

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>>129012729

GREENS

Could this be another great left-wing victory like 1906, 1945 and 1974?

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You did vote for UKIP, right anon?

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lol reddit

Imagine a trio of Somalis 3-holing Karen, their jizz running from her orifices as she moans with delight.

>forecast was wrong, sun's out all across the north
LAB SURGE LADS

>>129012729
wtf i'm a green machine now

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>>129012743

TUNNOCKS FUCKING TEACAKES DESU WA

Is it possible for a safe seat to suddenly swing to the other party?

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Need help on this one lads.

>>129012826

y-yes senpai

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>>129012826
i did i did

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Apparently Jahans is going to take his own life if Corbyn doesn't win...

https://youtu.be/XHKUn6vzOKE

Vote Lib Dem because they're the only party who care about privacy and personal liberty

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Fuck sake lads just went to the polling station and apparently i'm not registered to vote. Thought it was weird that i didn't receive a polling card but i definitely put all my details in correctly, i was fine for the brexit referendum and the last election.

I live in Lincoln as well and it's a contested seat.

>>129012887
>Is it possible
Yes
>Is it likely
No

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vote ukip s-senpais...

>>129012729
From Streatham, it's shit. Please help.

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>>129012718
You're a good lad you are, Crumpet. Somebody has to stand up to all the currymunchers.

>>129012887
of course it's possible, you twat, doesn't mean it's going to happen though
what a stupid fucking question

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gf wants me to vote for lib dem for her as she wont be out of work til late

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>>129012924
Can't fucking wait

>>129012718
This was Labour's plan all along. Hundreds of thousands of immigrants every year. If this continues soon there's no way in hell any anti-mass immigration party could ever win.

Parties it's acceptable to vote for

Acceptable
>UKIP

Understandable
>SNP
>Labour
>Greens

Unacceptable
>Conservative
>Lib Dem

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WE WUZ PHILOSOPHER KANGZ AND SHEITT

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>>129012849
UNCOMMON

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>>129012743
my dude
don't forget the caramel wafers

>>129012729
If I vote green, can I fug his daughter?

>>129012773
From what I've heard of Scottish Labour, I'd vote SNP.

>>129012849
>The Sun front page
It's not political advertising, it's fucking MAD magazine.

>>129012943
i'm worried about this happening to me, do you have to register every event or something?

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>>129012943

>>129012715
>trusting Guido

Still kekworthy though

>>129012759
MUHHHHH ENNN AIIIITCH ESSSSSSSS

Your polling station
Caravan
outside 146 Central Avenue
Hounslow

And it's literally just a tinpot caravan. The state.

>>129012763
>slough
>birmingham
>not paki shitholes

>>129012887
Yes but it's rare. And remember there are seats in this country that haven't changed parties since Victorian times.

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>>129012943
go back to bed you stupid neet

https://twitter.com/mowglijatan/status/872538482664714241

>I'm not using this election to exploit my mental health or anything but if you don't vote Labour I will LITERALLY kill myself!

lads it's not even 3pm and I'm already wankered, why do I always do this on polling days

>>129012970
Why is it called a safe seat then?

Some 18 year old lad had his first time voting and asked the fat women who sit in the church hall loads of weird technical questions about voting and when they didn't know he just told them he was joking. He then voted, but then put his polling card in the box with the votes. At that point he really panicked, and tried to get the lid off.

One of the fat women shouted at him not to do that as it was illegal and the other three told her to calm down as he was clearly "not right". I left in a hurry and never voted again until the EU Referendum.

And that was the story of how I first voted in the 2010 General Election

>>129013018
>Snp
>Voting the pakistani national party
kill yourself lowlander.

>>129012729
would love a nosh on those thighs

>>129013018
>tfw voted Lib Dem because I'm sick and tired of that clueless fuck Gove being my MP and I didn't want to vote Labour

Am I in any way redeemable lad?

>>129012943
Good job lad, Corbyn won and it's all your fault.

>>129012896
>Don't vote Labour
>Vote to destabilise Conservatives
>Vote Labour

>>129012743
yay someone did the meme I like.
I like this meme, I like it a lot.

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>the modern British male
>wearing girls jeans

Good luck surviving once society collapses when you can't even squat your bodyweight. How are you going to carry a backpack full of tins?

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when you spot it

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>>129013057

The comments are telling her to brace herself for the inevitable Tory victory.

They are already resigned to it.

>>129012985
Is there actually any point in voting for them where you live, or is your gf just thick?

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animeposters4UKIP desu

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>>129012924
>take his own life
more like fulfill an ancient prophecy

>>129012849
>3 world conquests as Bhutan

>>129013048
No fucking clue i registered again before the deadline but i got there and said my name and i wasn't on the list. They told me to call the council and apparently they had no record of me either.

>>129012763
>Labour leader being able to draw crowds
>in a a Labour stronghold
litterly magic

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>>129012437
Use a pen, see this for more info
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLEX8ZgUiW8

>>129013084
>communist banner
I hope she dies.

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>>129012924
>>129013010

Will be sad to see Jahans go if he does

>>129012759
As an NHS worker, I hate when people use the NHS for their political point. Labour won't help. Just chucking money at it won't help. It'll go to the same shitty management we have, rather than be used to reform the system.

Bankrupting the country doesn't help the NHS.

>>129013018
Parties it's acceptable to vote for

For the future of Britain
>Labour

To keep out tories
>Lib Dems
>UKIP
>SNP

I want to be arrested for posting memes on brit/pol/
>Tories

>>129013092
Because you're an alcoholic loser with no self-control, nor self-respect.

>>129013154
I pull them off though anon, I have defined quads and a nice ass and an above average sized willy

>>129012896
Move 'vote Labour' to the middle

Put 'don't vote at all' at the bottom

Post it on twitter with a bunch of hashtags that uni mongs would check

>>129013014
>hundreds of thousands of immigrants every year

Oh, you mean like the Conservatives are doing right now?

>>129013043
>If I vote green, can I fug his daughter?
Only if you are non-white. Hell, he'd probably rub your nuts while you spunk into his daughter to maximise the chance of breeding.

>>129013283
Why don't you get a proper job

>>129013159
kek naked man in the window

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>>129013092
Have a good kip through teatime, then get up about 7-8pm for a rip-roaring night of bants and shit-flinging with the lads.

>>129013014
Yes it was, the problem they found is a lot vote Tory. Labour couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUU FORGOT A PEN!

>>129013104
"he"

Yeah sure thing lad

>>129013183
it was taken by cons in 2015. been lib for ages. very marginal

>>129013098
because there are constituencies where the people's votes don't actually matter and they're just always the same party

because it's just fucking unlikely you absolute breadbin, what else would it be?

>>129013123
understandable desu

>>129013092
Nice what did you have?

>>129013092
Wanking breaks your fast though, why would you do that?

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>>129013258
A blazing phoenix

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/pol/ stands with Israel?

...or the paki Palestinians that filthy hippies and Muslims support?

Take a pick.

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>tfw going to a friend's house to watch the election results
>they all voted labour
I can't wait lads

>>129013427
Sutton and Cheam?

Going to the pub later lads

How do I prevent myself from getting political

Voted conservative.

As long as that fuckhead Corbyn doesn't get in.

>>129013552
You don't

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>>129013084
Seems like a reasonable girl

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>>129013473

>>129013473
>image
I loved that movie as a child, don't even care if it was shit

>>129013521
nuke both

>>129011481

Tfw some nonce cunt threatens to report ya thread to the electoral commission but you don't know how to take it down.

Looks like 50 years in the slammer for thought crime lads. Wish me luck

>>129013552
Don't go to the Pub?

>OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868

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Top pic is being used on twitter to prove there's a massive youth turnout for Corbyn

It's actually smaller than in 2015

>>129013600
Where do they learn these things

>>129013544
Mid Dorset and North Poole

>>129012743
wafers r better r kid

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>>129013521
>dude false dichotomy lmao

>>129013623
that definitely is not an option

Well I walked to the polling station and voted labour then I walked for literal hours fordst one way and then the other in the baking hot sun whilst listening to Doctor Who Virgin New Adventure Reviews and then I got my testosterone injection but I found out that my regular nurse is a tory and thus voting to destroy my life, the economy and the system I believe in. So very awkward. Then my father and sister invited me out for food and I think I managed to avoid making a complete fool of myself given I am sleep deprived, anxious, wired and kind of angry at the world right now. I do not feel human. I feel like a chemical reaction that used to be something approaching human. I am pain and caffeine and endorphines.

>>129013521
>picking a side

bluepilled tbqhwy

>>129012935
>Privacy and personal liberty
Of foreigners

>>129013651
Uni Ii suppose

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>>129013434
S-s-sorry, I'm dim.

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>>129013092
>tfw you have to revise for a level 3 maths exam tomorrow but want to get wankered on election night instead.

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>>129013540
Hopefully there will be a UK version of this.

>>129013417
>PEN
see
>>129013233

>>129013600
RARE
A
R
E

>>129012849
>-u-u-um, e-excuse m-me. C-c-could you please put that *coughs* ahem paper away please
laughable. Id say no

>>129013065
tippity top kek

>>129013552
Just stay in and get drunk watching the election results with your gf, that's what i'm doing.

>>129012985
Write in Mosley and tell her you voted Lib Dem.

>>129013676
Get Political?

>>129013682
>fordst

Can an esoteric Jahanist explain this?

>>129013651

University.

>>129013663
Ah ok, I think you should vote for her if you love her, or even just like her.

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>>129013640
>students at a uni polling station
RED SURGE
HE'S DONE IT LADS

>>129013092
spirit of the day lad. Try and pace yourself though it's going to be a long one

>>129013084

Mentally ill hot chicks always make me sad. I'd give her a cuddle.

>>129013640
i don't know why an image of a queue would make anyone think turnout is high

>>129013640
They don't tell you it's for Greggs.

>>129012763
They will get out to a rally but not out to vote.
Go figure.

>>129013640
This isn't in the slightest surprising, anyone with any sense at all has been saying the Labour vote will be stacked in uni and metro liberal seats they already hold and completely collapse everywhere else

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>>129013552
I don't think it's humanly possible to be apolitical in a pub on polling day.

Just spoiled my ballot lads then went for a full English breakfast. Wrote in Libertarian Party UK, fuck statist cucks.

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You did support Hugh and vote Labour, right?

If my constituency doesn't go to them, it'll make the chavs defacing all the Tory signs looks like even bigger twats. I hate Mummy May as much as the rest of them but it's not worth doing that shit for.

>>129013763
yeah i already plan to spoil her ballot

i dont think i could bring myself to put a cross in the lib dem box

>>129013682
>regular nurse is a tory

Why the fuck do nursing staff vote against their own interests? Absolute fucking nutters, thick cunts too.

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Daily Stormer endorsed. Is Corbyn dareisayit /ourguy/?

>>129013886
>MK Ultra

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>>129012943
>inb4 Labour gets a majority of 1 in Lincoln

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>>129013640
Damn, that's like 40 people in place with a 5,000 majority. How will the Tories ever recover?

Just learned there's Labour camvassers in the uni I study at.

Time to pay them a visit.

Greggs are going to trial a drive through and delivery service.

Racism just got harder.

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Posting just bickers.

>>129013048
I registered in 2015 for that election and again for brexit, but I am registered on the electoral roll twice for some reason
Didn't register this time round, turns out I didn't need to

>>129013104
When i first voted I dropped my card into the machine. It pulls in your card and scans it and I stopped to worry that the machine had been rigged for Hillary.
The poll worker noticed and motioned me on.

Hello Brits, I am on holiday in England and wanted to know how likely Nigel is to win this time?

Thanks, a friendly Burger.

>>129013980
>12 Pakis all wanking into Karen's willingly gaping mouth simultaneously.

Ashcroft's final model is out

CON 363
LAB 217
LD 5
SNP 44

Still think everyone is overestimating the tories in Scotland and underestimating theme everywhere else

>>129012785
Good lad

>>129013851
this is going to be me in like 10 hours, I can see it now

'Mosley was the greatest we ever had until the jews put him away. He never recovered from that.'

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>>129014064
Look at them BAPS

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>>129014024

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>Young people will vote Corbyn in for free stuffs
>Rich people leave we become Venezuela within a year

Hold me lads

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>>129014150

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>>129012826
Not running in my fucking area. Voted May instead.

>>129013065
kek

https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft

>>129014230
Good lad.

>>129013651
These days in primary school. The lack of critical thinking to realise that they're willingly living in a white homeland is what fucking astonishes me.

>>129014106
Tories are being overestimated nationwide but they'll still probably win.

British turkeys love christmas because Murdoch and Dacre tell them to.

>>129014230
same here lad

>>129013939
I have no idea why it's even relevant to this area beyond celebrity endorsement, so more than likely.

>>129012943
Same lad
Though I'm in a conservative stronghold

>>129014082
Nigel himself isn't running, and UKIP have been polling like shit. Chances of UKIP getting any seats is pretty much zero due to them losing a lot of support and our shit voting system.

>>129012437
Tories OUT
As if I want Theresa arming Saudi Arabia whilst simultaneously erasing our privacy rights in the name of "anti-terrorism". You've got to be having a giggle.

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>>129014024
>Time to pay them a visit.

>>129014230
should've just shat in the box m8

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>>129014229
Why does he keep flashing his mammaries?

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>>129014062
>drive-through capabilities on a highstreet
How?

Has May released her plan on how to combat Islamaphobia yet?

>>129013817
RAPE!

>>129014150
Imagine putting your body on the internet when it literally looks like that.

The absolute state

Lord Ashcroft predicting higher Tory majority now. But my constituency, which was 56% for Tories the other day, is now a 'toss-up'.

>>129014283
>Tories are being overestimated nationwide
Yeah nah tories will break 45% and Labour won't hit 35%

Comey, Comey, Comey

>>129014230
Same these were my choices:

Labour
Conservative
Lib Dems
Green

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>>129014344
for you

>>129013929
Burger plz go.

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Ashcroft poll

>>129014024
I imagine there are Labour canvassers at every uni. Girl who was general secretary of my uni's Labour society was forced to resign over antisemitic and racist tweets she made as a 14 year old. The Tory society had a field day.

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Give me 3 arguments against proportional representation and give me 3 arguments for our current system.

GO.

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>>129014283
>Murdoch
>The Sun's cover is so shamelessly biased
>They then run this article
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3753391/charlie-hebdo-cover-mocks-london-bridge-attack-decpatitated-theresa-may/

I don't understand how they can't see the irony.

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>>129014344
Bickers mild aspergers syndrome.

>>129014384
Yeah, Mass Koran burnings at 11 every day throughout the country

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>>129014064
No wonder he never leaves the house...

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>>129014150
Think i would kill myself if i was Gordon

>>129014283
>tories overestimated
kek, they've been underestimated in basically every election

Do people in here actually think the Tories in power is a good thing?

Just voted Tory lads bit late went Gym first

>>129014384
Yes, keep selling weapons to Saudi Arabia, keep bombing middle eastern countries and arrest people for posting memes about Tory scum on the internet.

>>129014450
whole load of nothing about to happen

>>129013258
>just haircut as a beard
top kek

>>129014373
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3753919/first-greggs-drive-thru-opens-salford-manchester/

>>129014082
On a factual level Nigel won't win on account of not running. On a 4D chessboxing level Nigel has already won since it's a two-party-race and one of those parties is more invested in Brexit than the other and that party is going to get a landslide.

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Ahahahhahahahha, just went to vote and there was 15 pakis who couldn't vote due to not being on the electoral register. LOL GET FUKD LABOUR VOTING PAKI SCUM!

>>129014517
> Mass Koran burnings

Not seen todays news?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583850/Two-arrested-shocking-video-Koran-burning.html

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Sooooo basically there is fuck all wrong with her.


Tumblr diagnosis.

>>129014480

If you don't know the answer to that you're going to be fucked for your exam

>>129014572
would love UKIP, but not gonna happen, would rather tories than a socialist and Diane Abbott

>>129014572
Of course not but they are better than Labour

>>129012985
NSDAP. That fucking face, who could vote for that apart from your lass?

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>>129014593

https://youtu.be/G0-wO-kuhQE

>>129014462
Fell for obvious shitpost. Actually though, what's the latest on the polls with you guys? Police State or Communist Utopia in the lead?

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>>129014642
IDS HAPPENING

I AM PROPHET NAO

>turnout in the North East said to be "spectacularly low"

Well done Corbyn.

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More reddit lads. Cant wait for tonight

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>>129014648
>addiction

>>129014480
Current system:
1. Good for pakis
2. Good for niggers
3. Good for jews

>>129014572
A few people have taken the route of UKIP to Cuckservative, the rest are tory shills.

>>129014733
i know its a fucking disgrace

>going to vote
>the look of fear in a lone pakis eyes as he realizes every person around him is voting Conservative/UKIP

not even a meme lads my area of the constituency was something ridiculous like 87% Tory in 2015

>>129014648
Unironically hope she kills herself

Would tell her to do it, but might get me arrested for hate speech

>>129014637
HAHAHA!!

Thick inbred pakis.

>>129014480
>against PR
Leads to endless coalition governments where no party is accountable to their manifesto
Leads to parties deliberately including policies on positions they don't hold to win votes when they have every intention of 'negotiating' them away from the outset
Means no MP is directly accountable to their constituents

>in favour of constituency FPTP
With very, very few exceptions, produces a stable majority government
Means every single MP is accountable to the people who elected them
Means parties of government are at least notionally obliged to honour their manifesto promises

Now stop with your ridiculous PR meme and fuck off

>>129014402
Same. Never seen so many Lolbour banners out that i should have defaced late at night here.

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>>129013191

>>129014572

I don't, I just think they're going to be less terrible than Labour.

>>129014686
>socialist
why is socialism bad? because of dickheads like yourself?

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>>129012437
>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
>https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers
Why was there a need for a PSA in the OP?

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>>129014230
>mfw UKIP aren't fielding candidates in marginal constituencies

Fucking brilliant, bet it was are Nige's idea

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>>129013929
>voting a terrorist sympathising Marxist because of MUH JOOOS

Absolute state

sleep time for me, see you in 6 and a half hours

>>129014862
Always archive shills
https://archive.is/GxTIO

>>129014572
no, i just want to keep corbyn and his comrades out of power. we can deal with the tories later.

>>129014480
Europe
Europe
Europe

>>129014735
>he has, on numerous occasions, spent hours talking to the camera without realising it isn't recording

>>129014573
how was the gym lad

>>129014572
No - the tories have been shit since 2010. Labour wouldn't have been better though. The state of our political parties is appalling.

However, the Tories are the only ones who will be strong in Brexit negotiations compared to every other party which have already all come out and said they would do anything to stay in single market (i.e. remain a member), with LidDems and Greens going as far as saying they would hold another referendum on the final deal.

This is madness as it gives away the negotiating power. All the EU has to do is give a shit deal and they know the people will reject it in a referendum. With the Tories, we have a shot at real Brexit, but even that I am doubtful.

I held my nose and voted Tory this time around. Let's see what happens.

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>>129014761
T-the revolution hasn't even started yet, capitalist pig. You'll see. Corbyn's People's Army is on the march.

>>129014761
they literally hate corbyn and current labour and can't bring themselves to vote tory, good on them

>tfw Varg is a radical centrist just like me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XfbayvSW7E

>>129013929
wtf are they doing?

>>129014635
Nigel has already won because you ditched your little cuck island for America

>>129014473
>lib dems will lose seats
lmao no

>>129014938
Good, getting MASSIVE.

ON DAT DERE DREAMER BULK

>>129014829
>(Oxford University, 2007)
that's not how references work

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>tfw about 12 hours left until we hear that the Tories will be in power for 5 more years.

Bye bye, NHS, you weren't perfect, but you were still lovely and better than what is no doubt to come.

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>>129014741
That's right pal you fucking got me. Nice one you're a Bantersaurus Rex and make no mistake. Who's that on the blower? It's the Queen! She's just appointed you Archbishop of Banterbury.

Exit polls are illegal to report on while voting is still going on.

>>129014480
1. Likelihood of weak coalitions
2. Marginal voices given a larger say than they deserve
3. No accountability

1.strong majority governments
2.people get what they voted for
3.manifestos actually mean something

>>129014829
Gonna need to see a more reliable breakdown than just saying some liberal tards at Oxford think the Tories are killing people

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Is anybody else like REALLY FUCKING EXCITED for the vote count?

I'm actually shivering a bit and i have butterflies in my stomach...

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>>129014842

>>129013283
Shame my dumb cunt of an ex who's a midwife can't see the logic in your statement m8.

>>129012437
sup faggots. which party is considered the troll party?

Over here it's ralph nader with the green party

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i expected to see Mays name on the ballot, not the local MPs

i voted for my local conservative mp, but i I know nothing about her

>>129015030
lmao yes
They're down to between 2 and 4 on current numbers, Ashcroft is flattering them

>>129015021
America: a big cuck nation bordered with Mexico, a nation whose population will greatly outnumber that of the white traitors who abandoned us.

>>129014861
Increasing government control is ALWAYS bad and socialism lives for that shit. In the entire history of human civilization, the government having massive control has led to the destruction of personal liberty.

>>129014735

What is this haircut called?

>>129014962

Why do people give a fuck about what this clown says? I'm convinced he start most his threads himself.

>Gather round, lads. Some ex-con band member wants to tell us how the world works...

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>>129015179

>>129013521
You don't come here often do you?

>>129015179
how are people still this thick

>>129013564
Well done lad

>>129015190
And yet Nige still thinks its better a place than his home land
really makes you think

>>129015006
They endorsed Corbyn because he is "for the many, not the Jew." Then cited his palestinian activism as evidence and the fact he isn't corporate sponsored like Mummy May. Daily stormer never fails to produce this "top tier" content but I had a laugh at it.

>>129015103
NHS is dead regardless of who gets in, tories are just more openly stabbing it to death

>>129015226
The Multiverse Fade

>>129015166
>>>/gaschamber/

>>129014829
Why can't people just realise that both Tories and terrorists are a threat to the lives of people in the UK for their own reasons?

Voted /independent/ lads, no way I was voting Conservative. Our local MP treats his MP job as a second one compared to his undeclared £400,000+ per year job as a QC. Fuck Geoffrey Cox.
That said, fuck every other party on the ballot as well.

>>129015179
>t. first time voter
voting age should be raised and the franchise restriced to property owners. universal suffrage was a mistake.

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Labour are so desperate

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>>129015226
JUST 9000

>>129015112
I was asking about right before the election. I'm aware there's no exit polls yet.

>>129014147
that's a safe way to make yourself an outcast no one wants to listen to though. Honestly, if you go full
>and i claim that in the ranks of our (replace by something not connected to BUF) legions marches the mighty ghost of englands past, and their strong arms around us, and their voices echo down the ages saying onward
people might cheer you on

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>>129014229
jesus fucking christ ive never seen something so horrifying.

>>129014895
>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
in the same article
>Although this research gives useful insight into the long-term effects that drinking alcohol may have on the brain, it does not show that moderate alcohol intake causes cognitive decline.
Great journalism btw

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>>129012437

Anyone else hear about the Saudis refusing to join in a minute's silence for the victims of the attacks in London earlier?

They were playing Australia in Australia and two Aussies died in the attack.

The Saudi fans that were there didn't observe the silence either.

And reddit cuckolds defend them:

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/6g0wkq/saudi_arabia_football_team_fail_to_join_australia/

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>>129015364
try again

I need some help lads, I have absolutely no idea who to vote for.
-I want tighter immigration policies
-I want a hard brexit
-I don't want the working class to be shit on
-I want more internet privacy
-I want a party that will actually win

Heeelp

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>>129015301

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>>129015364

>>129015144
No, I'm not an anime-watching little queer like you.

>>129015322
>Geoffrey Cox
Safest of safe seats anyway lad, you did good

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>>129014480
Fuck off, you Nigger. Do your own coursework.

>>129015103
Tories have been in power far longer during the existence of the NHS.

>>129015435
Tory is not really going to tick those boxes and yet it's still the closest.

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>>129012437
I didn't use a pen

>>129015435
No such thing lad, no party we have will give you all of those things

>>129015435
-I want tighter immigration policies
Conservative pledge
-I want a hard brexit
Conservative pledge
-I don't want the working class to be shit on
Subjective
-I want more internet privacy
Neither
-I want a party that will actually win
Conservative

Just had some mystery meat faggot from the Labour party ring my doorbell to ask if I'd voted and who for.

Told him it was a secret ballot and shut door in his orange face.

>>129015553
Cross goes outside the box, void ballot.

>>129015435
We're fucked either way.

A party can say they want tighter immigration polices, barring highly skilled jobs liked doctors and somehow manage to come off as "not racist", but none of em will do it.

>>129014637
PAKIS OUT!

>>129015281
They are so pro-muslim they turned themselves anti-semetic. At least we can tell his supporters that he is endorsed by a neo-nazi website.

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>>129014861
Because of the "dickheads" who vote for a political party whose ideology is based around efficient, strong labour only to not uphold such themselves. Most who vote labour would rather cry and whinge than be the change themselves, its no wonder they'll think Corbyn has done anything worthy of being saved.

>>129012437
>
I FORGOT TO VOTE IN PEN FUCK

does someone have the brexit gif of that nigger girl rubbing out votes live on BBc news

>>129015758
Exactly

>>129015413
I intentionally make noise during these silences

It's "2 minute hate" tier bullshit.

>>129015226
>Can you make my hair look like someone picked all the toppings off of a pizza?
>Say no more

>>129014573
based lad

>>129015553
>Not using pen
Nice vote for Labour desu

>>129015685
>>129015601
>>129015586
>>129015538
I can't believe I'll actual have to vote for conservative, oh hell this is a bitter GE.