Brit/pol - ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'S TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE Edition

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>It's 10 o'clock and I can now reveal our exit poll shows Labour are the largest party

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Who ready to drop in behind enemy lines tonight and capture footage of the arsehurt?

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When does the counting start?

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Swingometer

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Carmarthenshire desu.

What's the Tory presence in Wales? Is it mostly plaid vs labour?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OWbqrqGFTo

nth for gulags

>>128987327
Going to the pub for 10pm lads

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>>128987327

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Last minute reminder that a vote for May is a vote for this shit.

If ya'll vote Tory I'm going to laugh so fucking hard.

>>128987369

Plaid only have 3 seats.

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>>128987369
There's some conservative areas in mid-wales but it's mostly Labour territory with some PC in the west.

Why is /pol/ shilling for hard for labor?

>>128987432
dumb frogposter

>>128987439

/pol/ isn't muhmentum is

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>>128987439
Those are shills leaf.

>>128987396
>block github
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>128987396
wtf, I'm voting Labour now!
>>128987439
We've been raided by Reddit fags for weeks now. Some of the poor lads have actually fallen for their shit.

>>128987369

Plaid pull approximately UKIP's share of the vote - they are an absolute irrelevance and why they are continually treated as a major party should be the subject of an investigation.

>>128987454
This. The left always rely on propaganda.

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>>128987276
Corbyn all the way nigger.
Red pilled but socialist. No one's perfect.
Voting for may is voting for a cuck Britain.

>>128987475
>>128987396

It's complete bollocks made up by the panicking left to try and get Corbyn some extra votes, nothing has been proposed yet apart from ways around encryption.

Corbyn seems like a nice chap. His only policy I like is nationalising the railways though. Wouldn't vote for them on the basis of who comprises the shadow cabinet

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>>128987486
They defend Welsh language and culture.

>>128987475
>believing a random photo designed to whip up hysteria.

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WALES ARE GOING TO SMASH LABOUR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx8CZyFM4b4

>>128987330
Will be gold

>>128987369
Predominantly Labour, tories poll about 10% behind them but get few seats, Plaid are a minor party and get fuck all vote share but it's all concentrated in the west so they win a few seats

Depending on how the UKIP vote breaks down we may see as many as half a dozen CON gains but don't get your hopes up too much

Labour are the only antiglobalist choice , and they love blacks and browns.

SAVE US NIGE2J

>>128987454
>>128987499
Blame the russians next, cocksmugglers.

>>128987432
Fucking Carwyn jones

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>>128987439
pic related and
>>128987511

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>>128987370
The banker Jews created communism.

Think

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Reminder that Conservatives will:

- not reduce immigration
- not take us into surplus
- not keep up out of the single market
- not remove freedom of movement
- not stop terrorist attacks or ethnic replacement
- shill for Jews, Muslims, and degenerates
- control the internet

>>128987439
The only non-shills are Ukippers and non-voters at this point.

Odds of a terrorist attack today?

>>128987548
>>128987525
>paid tory shills that want to ban 4chan

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>Labour shills thinking they have a chance in hell

>>128987439
Shills working hard

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>Let me show you this graph

>>128987473
Sorry I phrased it wrong, meant to say why is /pol/ being shilled hard.
>>128987483
Don't we usually have screencaps of their raid plans? I remember seeing one not long ago of them planning to raid specifically brit/pol/

>>128987486
>>128987538
They also want to divert health funding to gender identity and sexuality clinics, import a few hundred thousand pakis and make businesses illegal as they're an evil English capitalist invention

>>128987594

Not high enough.

Literally and unironically just voted for Corbyn

>>128987589
Yet still better than labour. May God help us all.

>>128987594
Doubt anything will happen now. If it was going to then surely they'd have done something around 8am when everyone is voting before work

This is the planned Corbyn election victory song:

https://youtu.be/jbNdodo59tQ

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trips decides who i vote for

but seriously this has been the shittiest election in living memory.

>>128987276
Voting UKIP today lads. They're the only party somewhat worth voting for.

>>128987525

https://boingboing.net/2017/06/04/theresa-may-king-canute.html

Wrong, she wants to put exploitable backdoors in all online devices and control the internet, which will inevitably lead to major security risks and impede freedom of technology. Britain will be fucked with a rake if she gets this going.

But by all means, vote for the Tories out of blind loyalty.

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cher

>>128987674
Oh, thats what I remember seeing.
>>128987584
Thanks. Please post in all future threads. People need to know their being played like a fiddle. Its fucking disgusting.

>>128987396
LOL what bullshit, voting Tory

>>128987584
iirc that's fake

I sincerely hope the commies don't win.

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>>128987726
Rollin' for the Conservatives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhhVPz2x3CA

>>128987538

That's absolute rubbish - anyone who advocates mass migration and the promotion of fringe lifestyles acts to decay your language and culture.

In 50 years, every school child may learn Welsh, but what does it matter if they are all Pakistani and black? That is not Wales.

They are phoneys.

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Feeling comfy tbqh boyos.

>>128987726
Vote Conservative.

>>128987584
>Literally written in /pol/ terms.
Kek.
Wow that's really realistic and totally not created by a lying /pol/ack to troll and serve his ((((agenda))))

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>>128987673
G R A P H
I T

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>>128987730
Correct

I would do the same

>>128987584
I'll vote conservative if it means stopping reddit

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>>128987830

>new trips

Vote Labour so Rachel can go to an ex-polytechnic and have her joint honours """degree""" in sociology & soap opera studies funded at the expense of the taxpayer.

Can someone post the soldiers with the BUF flag? Can't find it :(

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You JUST know

>mummy may bans reddit
>comes out as a brit/pol/ poster

>>128987872
> ((( )))
They're learning.

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>>128987830
>and black
Well, I mean...

>>128987964
he looks pretty cool yeah

>>128987584
>>128987776
>>128987872
>>128987902


nice funny b8 meme m8 now post the tory one

its fake you retards

>>128987730
I want to vote UKIP but I don't think they'll win.
Do I stick with my instincts or """smart""" vote by choosing the lesser of two evils?

>>128988027
>1PBTID
Every single time.

>Hurr durr voting Conservative

May will literally ban 4chan you fucking spastics

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I'm voting Tory, go fuck yourself commie

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>Be a millennial lefty
>Hate baby boomers because they're "selfish" and "entitled"
>Blame them for "fucking over" your generation
>Decide to "fix" things by borrowing £500b, increasing immigration, and bulldozing our natural green land to build more council flats

Millennials are far, far worse than baby boomers.
Do they realise how badly they're fucking over the next generations? Do they even care?

A boy born in Britain in 2020 will face far worse job prospects and much lower wages; a massively higher national debt (and a deficit wildly out of control); and worst of all, his connection to British history, culture and tradition will be absolutely nonexistent. Not by accident (as was the case with the boomers), but by design.
This is the future that millennials want for us.

The future generations won't remember ours kindly at all.

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Scary shit.

https://twitter.com/markantro/status/872523794916810752

Watch the short clip by the BBC. In the twitter link.

>Terror attack in the U.K. at a nursery.
>NOT being treated as a terror attack
>Terrorists were screaming about Allah and the Quran
>at 17 second mark of the video you can see a jump cut, it shows you what was removed (the part about Allah)
>pic related is the full story

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Right lads, just going to take a bong hit and its off to the polls to vote Tory.

>>128988034
Constituency?

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My local MP is Barry Gardiner.

Should I vote for the Hindu Tory guy Ameet? I don't want Pakis to feel like they are overly welcome here.

>>128987984
(((They))) declared ((())) hate speech lol

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>h-h-h-how could this happen!
>I HATE NORTHERNERS THE FUCKING INBRED CUNTS WHY CAN'T THEY VOTE LIKE ME AND MY WOMEN'S STUDIES FRIENDS DO!!

>>128988132
I hate that our cards are so shitty

>>128988027
Did you read my post and mis the sarcasm?
It's obviously fake lol

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>>128988132
immoral

>>128988129
This was yesterday wasn't it?

>>128988079
I must have missed the 'ban 4chan' pledge in the manifesto. That said, Corbyn's reaction to the Westminster bridge attack was the crack down on right wing extremism.

>>128988034
Of course they won't win, but I'm voting them to keep my honour intact. I won't vote for the mass immigration Marxist party that is Labour and I certainly wont vote for the Jew backed globalist totalitarian party called the Conservatives. Either way with Tory and Labour, you still get mass immigration.

>>128988088
I sincerely think that in the future Millennials will rightly be regarded as the worst generation in modern history.

>>128988132
>>128988196
>actually being a member of the 'Conservative' party

Very immoral

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reminder

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>>128988088
They are dumb goyim

>Labour's going to win ladz!!!1!!1!

Look at the betting odds right now;

Conservative; 1/16
Labour; 11/1

If you shills are so confident in Corbynov remortgage your corsas and hit ladbrokes. What could possibly go wrong, right?

>>128988132
You've got be fucking kidding

>>128988214
j-just don't beleive it go- i mean guys
*pms /u/ruizscar* DELETE THIS

>>128988217
Based civic

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>>128988275
>the shill realises his constant shilling achieved nothing

>>128987902
It means stopping 4chan or anything the government will decide is extremist.
You wait until it gets banned for being a right wing extremist site.
>Voting May, not even once.

>>128987276
O F F I C I A L
V I C T O R Y
A N T H E M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

>>128987439
tories are basically the US democrats right now

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>>128988088
daily reminder that despite deficit spending the national debt as % GDP was plunging after WW2 before neoliberals took over.

daily reminder that this transition is also the cause of mass immigration and poor prospects for future generations. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

history doesn't sell as well as American films.

>>128988196
Its basically laminated paper

>>128988272
>Labour; 11/1
Doesn't that mean you lose money if you win?

>>128988231

But Labour are obsessed with making immigrants equal to natives, so you could argue immigrants know their place better under the tories

>>128988275
ino rite.... weed

>>128988336
Why would any pot smoker vote for a government that pulled the psychoactive substances bill.

Anon might need to lay off the pot it's obviously severely affected his judgement

b-but i thought june was gonna be the end of may? ;_:

>>128988394
that's true for everyone if labour win

>>128988132
Average young conservative. Idiosyncratic to the point of retardation.
I'm glad they'll keep weed illegal, hopefully they'll make it class A next.

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>>128988401
Their place is here.
#Laboursayshesblack

>>128987726
ukip

>>128987584
>15 upvotes
>post is now deleted
seriously check the subreddit

>>128988427
At least it doesnt cloud his judgement as much as whatever shit your on lel.

>>128988132
How degenerate of you

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>>128988129
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>128988401
Yeah, let's just ignore the Jew establishment Tories wanting full control of what we see and do on the internet. Soon, you wont be able to criticize mass immigration.

>>128988452
kek

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>>128987730
I'd vote BNP, but they're not standing, so my vote goes to the 'KIP. When will Nige retake the throne of UKIP and rescue us from our sins?

>>128988132
Check for seeds, leave inside water overnight, plant on good earth next day, after 2 weeks you`ll have leaves budding.

>>128988489
You're an imbecile. For the love of god, the Lib Dems want to legalise your lifestyle, vote for them.

>>128987726
UKIP

>>128988088
>Baby boomers spend the post ww2 generations carefully saved money and wreck their frugal economies.
>Blame millennials.
Makes perfect sense.

>>128987276
So uh... would any election outcome result in uncucking GB?
I've seen vouching for both labor and tories here and from
what i've witnessed labor is basically communist
while tories are conservative (with may still being demonized)

As a foreigner im confused about what i should hope for.
I hope its possible to fix GB peacefully

>>128988566
cant in UK the plant dies in this climate without special equipment

>>128987730
This is the first election in years that i'm not voting UKIP

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>>128988568
Worst attempt at shilling I've seen thus far.

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>>128988519
Soon, brother. I hope he returns soon. We need him. Nuttall isn't all that great.

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>there are literally Corbyncucks ITT right now ANGRY, SEETHING, and BEMUSED knowing they're about to be ETERNALLY BTFO

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A vote for LibDems is a vote for skimmed milk and low-fat muffins.

>>128988088
Millennials only reflect what the boomers are.

>>128988394

Nah lad, eleven to one - one pound on, eleven back if they win. One to sixteen is you bet sixteen and get seventeen back in the inevitable tory landslide

>>128988646
0/10 attempt at trolling, fuck off

>>128988483
lmao

>>128988637
It`s weed, they literally survive inside sewers with no light.

Just voted labour lads, as did my 6 wives. Feels good

>>128988641
Who are you voting for then? If you aren't voting UKIP, don't vote at all. They're all atrocious.

>>128987567
No that's your job copter-fodder.

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FUCK THE SUN

> Tells people to vote for the Tories
>.....Except in Scotland where they tell people to vote SNP to "squeeze the Tories"
> A lot of the reasons said about not voting for Labour can also be applied to the SNP as they're just as bad

Fucking Murdoch. Pussied out on not splitting the paper and telling the entire UK just to vote for the Tories to get rid of Labour AND SNP.

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>>128988568
>the Lib Dems want to legalise your lifestyle
not if he also wants to bum men though

>>128988667
>1 post by this ID.
Posted in both election threads.
Hello Tory shill, which one of ((((them)))) are paying you?

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just cast my vote for conservative! can't wait to be spied on!

>>128988254
>not joining the Jews
Trump is right. If you can't beat 'em!

>>128988667
literally all Corbyn has to do is beat 35% to argue he's less of a cunt than Blair.

Dunno why anyone set themselves up to fail by deviating from that narrative.

>>128988088
This - the average millennial has something like £4k of credit card debt but live with their parents. STOP BUYING JUNK.

>>128988568
legalizing weed isnt important, the aims of the country are, and in the hands of the lib dems this country would go to ruin.

also

>dont want it taxing
>rather get my stuff of a "guy" than a store
>dont want weed culture to infest this country any more than it does already
>weed makes people unproductive which is bad for the nation.

I might have problems but at least my priorities are straighter than yours.

>>128988251
You're right. For all their vitriol and spite directed at baby boomers, these millennials don't even realise (or maybe they just don't care?) that they're making things exponentially worse. This generation is going to make 1997 look like 1957.

>>128988267
True.
Ask yourself (((who))) stands to benefit most if the baby boomers suddenly died off today? No more corporate pensions to pay, massive amounts of stocks, capital, land and housing suddenly up for grabs, no more pesky right wing voters to appease, etc.

>>128988367
To be clear, I'm not talking about more traditional lefties like Benn. I'm talking specifically about young lefties like the Occupy movement, who want more debt (to "invest" in handouts) and more immigration (because muh equality).

>>128988707
M8 your so weak and bitchy. Just cause i smoke weed everyday doesn't mean i don't believe in strong and stable government. So what if they won't legalise it, bigger issues. Like the economy. Besides only scum vote left.

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based cher

>>128988782
Try to have a good day, lad.

>>128988769
if i remember right the Scottish Sun has a separate editorial staff etc who decide that independently.

could just be their bollocks excuse though.

https://youtu.be/MJ0D3ZG1nHY [Open]

Corbyn:
>Says his wife is Mexican
>Says Trump's wall is "outrageous" and he shouldn't build it
>Says he's for open borders
>Tells Trump to "grow up"
>Against everything Trump stands for

>choice between only Labour, Conservative, Green and Lib Dem
>JUST

>>128988919
And UKIP...

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>>128988869

this

>>128988367
Also before you fully destroyed industry you god damn commie.

>>128988953
Not in my constituency

>>128988919
If you don't join the GREEN SURGE you'll regret it.

>>128988953
You realise they're not running in every seat, right?

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>>128988919
>>128988953

based UKIP

>>128988906
Mine is full of labour shilling

>>128988844
>Posts on 4chan
>Smokes weed erryday
>Votes Conservative

The self-hatred is strong in this one

>>128987327
Time to become an hero I guess

>>128988919
In the same position, decided to vote Conservative purely because I like the local candidate and we agree on a lot of things.

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Do I buy an Aventador SV coupe or save a bit of money and go for the S coupe?

>>128988906
>using jewbook
wew lad

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>>128988971
ah yes it woz commies wot did it.

>>128987327
Keeping the dream alive

>>128988871
I am so far thanks. Apparently exit pols are "very surprising" so far.
I really hope (((they))) have a shitty day.

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d-did i do good heh

>>128989092
good work

>>128989086
Where are you getting this lad

>>128988980
Right ok. In that case, don't vote.
>>128989003
I'm aware of that.

>>128989092
Best way to spoil your ballot lad.

>>128989017
>Assumptions
>Assumptions
>Havent decided yet, UKIP are in the area. so... Assumptions.
Want to compare this to Harry Potter in some way?

>>128988724
Only 3rd world low thc weed you scum.

>>128989049
What outcome are you betting on?

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VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13138502

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13138502

>>128989092
88.

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>>128988919
Do you live in Epsom my man? I'd feel sorry for my family stuck there, but my mother is a Lib Dem voting retard

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What's the chance of some kebab going snackbar at a big polling station?

>>128989092
>Con-Lib Dem marginal

Should've voted Tory you nonce

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tfw no pikey gf

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>>128989092
OY VEY!!!!!!

>>128989092
Majority of the swastika is in the liberal democrat box. Voting intention determined.

>>128987726
labour

When can i start seeing results

>>128989092
You fucking sperg lord.

>>128988769
>Ruth Brands FM a grass on Kez chat

Scottish and I don't have a fucking clue what that's supposed to mean. Closest I can get is that Scottish tories support grass pitches in Football Manager whereas SNP support astro for some reason.

>>128989173
no, I'm in Bath like
>>128989092

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>>128989133
His arsehole. Corbyns political career ends today.

>>128989148

Farron for PM.

>>128988129
>Shouting Allah
>stankey knife
>'whether she was radical or not we don't know'

Fucking hell, how cucked are your police?

>>128989133
Bro is in one of those in charge of a whole county's voting, he told me, he can't be more specific than "surprising".

>>128989237

in 13 hours

>>128989178
dumb frogposter

>>128987726
Whats running in your are? no UKIP then spoil ur ballet with a picture of mosley or pic related >>128989092

>>128989237
There will likely be some links up later today, the polls only opened a few hours ago so nothing is available yet.

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>>128989049
Buy local. Or do you hate Britain?

>>128989261
kek, brave

>>128989273
Given that Tory's were expected to win by a landslide, it is my interpretation that labour is doing well so far.

>>128987726
JC

Be honest, this is gonna be worse for labour than the spanking milliband got, isn't it?

>>128989290
Lib/Lab/Con/UKIP/Green/Independent who i know literally nothing about.

>>128989273
Can confirm, my dad works at Nintendo and he's seen the results already.

>>128989092
Would love to see the vote counter's face when they get to this.

>>128989049
Odds of 999/1 on betfair

>>128989344
A vote for May is a vote for Jesus Christ.

>>128989360
Seats: Yes
Vote %: Maybe not

>>128988581
>Blame millennials for gradually eroding the foundation of your country
>Decide to "fix" said broken foundation by nuking it
Makes perfect sense

>>128988683
To some extent. These millennials don't realise how wildly narcissistic they are because of the culture that was imparted onto them by the boomers. They see themselves only as victims because of how they were raised.

>>128988823
The spending is only the tip of the ice(((berg))) m8. They've weaponised the "let's just hold hands and be one world dude" attitude of the 1960s and turned it into "gas anyone to the right of Trotsky". They're gleefully and deliberately wiping out native cultures around the world, while the boomers only did it as a side-effect of their greed.

>>128989092
>inb4 they retrieve the voter roll and match your ballot to your name and you get arrested

>>128987726
Conservative

>>128989367
My post numbers previously confirm.

>>128989333
I hope you're right, lad

>>128987726
Christian People's Alliance

>>128989146
>Stop interrupting drugdealer business REEEE
Weed is for degenerates anyway.

>>128989394
>Vote %
So comrade corbynn is going to pull a hillary?

>>128987726
vote for mosley

Quickly lads, can I get a quick rundown of the pros and cons of May/Corbyn......... no doubt bias it towards May and make seem Corbyn work but it has to seem neutral - by which I'll end it with "I wont tell your who to vote for but make your own choice".

I concinved most of my family (traditional Labour) to vote Brexit using this strategy. It really fucking worked.

I haven't been involved with politics since Brexit so , yes, a quick rundown would be helpful. Thanks,

>>128989477
Nah but he might get like 1% more than Miliband and be able to say "Well I improved our position so suck my dick I'm not resigning"

>>128989242
"Grass" is the words kids use when someone calls them or someone else out to get them into trouble.

>>128989416
>I take breibart seriously.
Seriously though, we can't let him get his hands on the nuclear codes.

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Who /LibDem/ here?

>>128989514
You can't approach Corbyn's ridiculous policies and seem neutral lad.

>>128989583
Disgusting homophobe

>>128989514
may wants to privatise everything

corbyn doesnt

thats what you need to worry about

>>128989583
Skimmed milk isn't a drink, it's a punishment.

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>>128989514
May has a crusty vagina with big teeth for gobbling the homunculi of innocent men while Jeremy Corbyn is a hero who singlehandedly saved 15 puppies from a Jihadi butcher while singing god save the queen and pulling the bake-off off the air forever.

I won't tell you who to vote for, but make your own choice.

>>128988172
(((hate speech)))

>>128987276
Cast my vote for the Conservatives. Looks like the Monster Raving Loony party actually has a chance at getting good turn out in my constituency. Of course I'm aware of the potential losses of freedom online, though they are minimal and likely able to hold back given a great level of protest, I don't see then doing anything to spy on the dark-web.

>>128989583
I too dislike men who consume white liquids that aren't milk.

>>128989360
In the 95% about to happen scenario of getting BTFO in seats yeah, I think the knives will come out when people realize how Labour would probably have slaughtered May if not for Corbyn and Abbot at the top of the ballot. 5% I get to watch comrade Corbyn purge labor of blairites like it's the 30s

>>128989583
Is it illegal to vote lib dems if I drink whole milk?

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I can't see why those terrible, White Islamophobic racists are upset at the enrichment caused by these magnificent Muslims. Murder, mayhem chaos, rape and other such multicultural, diverse experiences are wonders to behold and make our drab lives more exciting and livable. After all what can make life more livable than slaughtering people left and right?

Luckily, voters such as in France recently, and a few months ago in Austria and Holland, voted for more enrichment by voting for candidates who want enrichers to invade, sorry, immigrate to their countries. Luckily we can thank democracy and our intelligent white brethren who are letting these superb incidents to be happening more and more. Won't it be nice to read in the not too distant future that an extinct white race once ruled over Europe and let itself be willingly wiped out while having a big smile on its face and blood over every other part of its body.

>Going to vote Labour for the first time
>Local MP is a nonce
>Can't let the Lib Dems win

This coalition of chaos better deliver

>>128989563
Nice argument.

Bet you whinge about "muh boomers depressing wages" while demanding that we throw open the gates and invite another few thousand immigrants (with the exact same skill set, qualifications and experience as you).

>>128989634
>I'm willing to turn the UK into a giant hospital & holiday home for the third world just so I don't have to get a job

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>>128989715
>though they are minimal and likely able to hold back given a great level of protest

Mong.

>>128987396
It's easier to roll back that hunk of shit than it is to roll back Corbyn cucking for the EU and fucking up the economy with his unsustainable free shit for all economic policy.

>>128989514
May.
>globalist.
>destroying nhs.
>horrific migration track record.
>campaign of lies and fearmongering.
>plans to censor whole internet.
>corrupt as fuck, helps rich pals.
>post EU uk will be corporate tax haven.
>serves (((them))).

Corbyn.
>Integrity even when it makes him look bad.
>Shit migration policies.
>Anti-establishment.
>socialist.
>red-pilled.
>anti israel.
>anti saudi.
>Pro syria, anti intervention.
>Will save NHS and police.
>Won't cuck internet.

Corbyn is the better choice desu.

>>128989647

Fuck off back to you know where you type exactly like them.

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will it be 1966 or 1974?

split the difference and it's 1970

Anyone got any good GE2017 infographics?

>>128989748
>takes infographic jpegs as fact, questions anything else.

>>128989647
>Corbyn singing god save the queen
most unbelievable part

>>128988132
B A S E D

For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

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>>128989835
The land of the free and the home of the brave?

>>128988568
>FUCK YOU
>please vote for us btw
The absolute state

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>>128987276
She had 7 years to stop terrorism, she chose to implement internet control steps instead.
Wait until she has her autocratic reign starts fully.
She couldn't do it before because she wasn't properly elected she was handed the role, and there were too many seats belonging to other parties, now she has a clean sweep and has already put armed police on our streets, she's coming for the internet and has made no bones about it.
Vote for Sharia May at your own risk.
At this point you are gambling your last bastion of freedom of speech to stop Corbyn.
Is it worth it?

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>>128989874
>Doesn't understand the concept of supply and demand

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>>128988167
I'd say just vote ukip to add to their share of the popular vote

>>128989860
>Equating Wilson with Corbyn

Stupid tripnonce. The Ted Heath comparison is apt however.

>>128989904
It might have been shave the queen, I had been imbibing wicked poisons at the time.

All I know is that I didn't kill that homeless man and I've got an aquittal to prove it.

>>128989367
My old man works for Biffa and he has already found several hundred thousand UKIP votes in the bin outside of several polling stations.

Just voted Conservative in Westminster North, hopefully we can get rid of that awful woman Karen Buck.

If labour get in, I'm going to quit my job and live off the state, rather than do heavy manual labour for the rest of my life.
Or until the economy collapses into its self because of all the free shit everyone will get

>>128988568
LOL

>>128988275
lmao

momentum BTFO

if you vote corbyn then you have been played

>>128990009
how fucking reddit is this post

>>128989974
>mmmm please mummy may, peg me harder whilst leaving the floodgates open to the middle east.

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>>128990000
I'm not sure where you pick up that equation.
(The 1966 comparison is to a government calling an early election and winning, 1974 to an early election and being BTFO. The image is just padding.)

>>128990055
Calling the sea patrol on you, Blairite.

>>128990055

It's cringeworthy, you can sport them a mile off.

>>128990044
That would make the most sense desu

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>>128990009

>>128990044
>Not taking advantage of the massive opportunities of a Weimar-style collapse

There's always money to be made, even when the shit hits the fan.

How do you vote? Like where do I go once I get there
I voted in brexit but I can't remember what I didd

>>128989966
It would be good if she shut down the online alt right safe spaces. Might get some of you autistic neets out into the world of work.

>>128990142
>This

I just need to figure how to store my money because I have YUGE savings currently just sitting in a cash ISA

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Just voted lads.

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>>128990044
Good luck with that, I got stuck on job seekers for a month, it's not enough to live on.
You'll probably want to exploit your mental illness if you're determined to get on neetbux and even then it sucks when you're used to the freedoms a working wage gives you.
>Not being able to afford a car.

>>128989715
unlucky lad

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Are you watching BLEACH news?

what's the patrician bet for the election

>>128989867
Actually on second thought does anybody have that map from one of the polling agencies with seats predicted to change hands? I think it was from Survation or IPSOS mori or somebody

>>128990145
Go up to the desk, tell them your name or address or whatever they ask, take the paper, go to the booth, put a circle around the "Labour" box or a cross in the Conservative/UKIP box, fold the paper, hand it to the people at the desk, and then leave.

>>128990145
If you are registered then you should have been sent a polling card. The card itself will note the address where you go to vote.

>>128990145
Find the box with Labour and put an X in it.
Anything else is cucked.

>>128988132
Keeping my fingers crossed you die horribly on the way.

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>>128989226
>"The English" is entirely in the Labour box
Was he trying to send us a message?

>>128990224
I love CIVIC news

>>128990192
The Jewish community in Britain is pro May and very anti Corbyn.
Make what you will of that.

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>>128987276
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>>128990260
>trying to trick him into spoiling his ballot
don't be a twat

>>128990145
You can't if you haven't registered which is why the students are about to be BTFO

Morning lads does anyone have any lib dem surge/Tim farron themed memes?

>>128990188
Look up Hargreaves Lansdown. Stick your money in cautious investment funds.

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>>128990108
yeah I'm just here to tell you all to vote Corbyn.
Which is why I've been gone for the duration of this abysmal campaign.

>>128990136
I recognize laughter when I see it.

>>128990323
I am registered

>>128987726
Bnp

>>128989367
My nan works for Greggs and she has sold out of steak bakes and sausage rolls. The youth turn out is staggering

>>128990336
Surely in a Weimar collapse all of those bonds and treasuries would be worthless?

>>128990304
Jews also voted overwhelmingly voted for Brexit

WTF I love the EU now! Based Juncker!

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>>128989766
Prove me wrong, no scaremongering.

>>128990214
Indeed, didn't really want to vote for either party though the long-term economic effects of Labour being elected were far too jarring, otherwise UKIP. Quite spectacular how incapable Theresa is of not sabotaging her campaign at every corner.

>>128990304
because corbyn is pro muslim. or they see him as such.

>>128990376
oh fuck, are the little shits crowding the doors? I've got work at 12.

>>128987726
Write something racist on your ballot and upload a picture of it

Don't make the same mistake we did, Britain.

Listen, hugbox redditors. Not everyone who disagrees with you is deep into psyops or a shill. Some people just disagree. For instance, me.

Rural white voter here. Voting for Trump was possibly the biggest mistake of my life. Probably the worst president we've had in the last 500 years. We must impeach him now and lock up his most fervent supporters. The travel ban is racist and the white house is literally full of islamophobic texts and art. Hate can only be defeated by destroying it from the top down.

On top of his blatant racism, now he is literally destroying the planet earth and ruining young and promising female entertainers' lives. What about our children? Do the right thing, fellow rural white voters. Call your senator or congressman and set things right.

>>128987511

>redpilled
>socialist

pick one you fucking nigger faggot

helicopter rides when?!

>>128990411
jews looking out for their own interests, sometimes it is a case of our jews vs their jews.... which is a sad and horrifying statement to say. (you want the jewier jews to fight for you, but in turn you have the jewier jews)

>>128990317
Voting reminders:
Tories blue pen
Lab red pen
Lib yellow pen
Green green pen
UKIP just stab yourself in the eye

>>128990416
Snoopers charter passed easily with fuck all protestation by the general public.

>>128990503
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>>128990503

lads
>>128990249