Brit/pol/ - Gillian Duffy Edition

1st for labour victory

So Corbyn is /ourguy/ right?

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Who /votedleaveandLibDem/ here?

Death to hunger, freedom for Greggs.

Who /can't be bothered to vote/ here?

Just seems like too much effort Tbh, gonna stay in and watch telly (no shitpost)

Unto us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

Just voted Conservative.

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5th for anime

>>128990580
sort yourself out m8

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VOTE UKIP FAGGOTS

>>128990580
I didn't vote in the last election 2015 for the same reason. Voting today though.

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who is the BIGOT in OP's pic?

/notvoting/ represent

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Just got back from voting. Voted Conservative for the first time since 2001.

>>128990580

Go and spoil your ballot.

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Vote to end fascism

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VOTE UKIP

>anons unironically voting for the nanny state

>>128990660

>Voted conservative

Say goodbye to 4chan mate

I hope all those lefty Corbyn snowflakes with dyed pink hair commit suicide when they lose hehe.

>>128990580
M8 I'm such a drug addeled mess my mother had to write me a note to remind me to get my shit together. And even i got up this morning to vote strong and stable.

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>>128990503
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First election I can vote in and it's a load of shit on both sides, also UKIP aren't even running here.

>>128990777
Voting reminders:
Tories blue pen
Lab red pen
Lib yellow pen
Green green pen
UKIP just stab yourself in the eye

>>128990762
>Voted Labour
Say goodbye to white Britons m8.

>>128990762
best reason i've heard to vote Tory all week desu

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who /voted conservative/ here?

feelsgoodman.jpg

>talking to slags
>ask her who they're voting for
>"Corbin"
>Why
>"Because I want to go to uni and don't want debt"
>So you'll make Corbyn pay for it
>*Enthusiastic nodding*
>Why do you want to go to uni
>"Ummmmmmmmmmm"
>"The teaching thing"
>"What's it called"
>So you want to be a teacher
>*Enthusiastic nodding*
Near died of irony but held it in
>Get asked who I'm voting for by another one
>"Corbyn"
>Every face lights up
>"Because I fucking hate him and he's no chance of winning"
>Face like I'd shat on their gran's grave

Fucking hell, labour voters are absolutely fucking braindead

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>>128990711
End JEWISH/MUSLIM fascism

>>128990689
That would mean I have to put in effort or care about the process at all mate which I really don't. Hardly seems worth it.

>>128990777
did that fatty kill himself after Brexit?

>>128990787
>born in 1998 or later

Get out

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>>128990802
>white Britons
No such thing, mugu.

>>128990824
I have a driving lesson at 10, so I'll have to do it on the way back.

>>128990825
note to self: do not vote for LABOR party.

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>>128990859
No but he plans to if Conservatives win

Just voted Corbyn lads. Is this what freedom feels like? Will the reds take back london? Will they finally kick out the jews?

>>128990824
I did it for mummy

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CANT REBUTTAL
THE NUTTAL

>>128990825
seems legit

>>128990859

No but he honestly thinks Corbyn has got a chance so he really has his hopes up.

He's being kicked out of his parents house soon I believe.

>>128990907
suicide stream start when?

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>>128990879
Hope you crash anon

>>128990844
>things that didn't happen

>>128990931
I hope they lock you up and throw away the key, you criminal scum.

>>128990825
https://www.the-space-navies.com/about-us/

fucking lmao

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Who /UKIPOrBust/ here?

WE WANT ENOCH POWELL

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>>128990866
quiet old man

>>128990868
Ain't that the bloke from rising damp?

>>128990983
This is a lot of effort for shitposting.

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>>128990503
>2010
>Brown making gaffes constantly
>2015
>Farage was in the debates
>Milliband making gaffes constantly
>2017
>3 terrorist attacks
Why has this election been so shit?

What the fuck do I do?
I don't want to vote for Corbyn because I have a job and would like to keep it.
I don't want to vote for May because I want to continue browsing the internet without fear of being arrested for "hate speech".
And I don't want to vote third party because it is completely pointless, as is ballot spoiling.

No matter what I choose my life is fucking ruined. What is a good country to move to? I want out of here before 2020.

>>128991066
She looks like CWC

>>128990552
That makes two of us

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>>128990964
maybe 1am gmt

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>there are literally Corbyncucks ITT right now ANGRY, SEETHING, and BEMUSED knowing they're about to be ETERNALLY B T F O

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Think before you act please.

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>>128991101
not the only one

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>tfw snp safe seat

>>128991088
vote UKIP or summin lad

>>128991088
May's internet stuff has really been pushed by the shills lad.

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>>128991066
for you

>>128991106
Why'd you vote for them?

>>128991107
>lords of time
is he making a fucking Doctor Who refrence when he is going to vote?
i know he is british but still

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>>128991157
remember to vote SNP in indyref 1.5

>>128990971

Vote Corbyn if you're a paki lover

>>128991157
I know that feel brother. Stay strong.

Why do all young Remoaners think that they would be able to get a job on the continent before Brexit? 99% chance they do not speak the language of the country they want to go to well enough to get further than 30 seconds into a conversation.

I'd love to see them try working somewhere like Germany where if you are not high up you are speaking German and even though they can speak English they won't to you, I know from experience and learnt German well enough to get by but it took me a good year of full time classes to get to that level.

GCSE German is just not going to cut it.

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>>128991150
>mfw leftists think living in a society where fireworks are mistaken for a terrorist attack is acceptable

oh well, just ignore it and carry on, I guess

>>128991088
Her internet plan wouldn't actually be possible to implement. It won't happen, especially with brexit and the whole terrorism bollocks.

>>128991182
Well, wanting to ban end to end encryption is a pretty fucking big deal.

It would be easier and cheaper for all companies to just leave the UK.

>>128991157
No such thing exists any more.

>>128990971
dumb frogposter

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Just voted for the first time,
Feels good man.
Tories save us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

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>yfw history will look back on this day as the death of CommieCuckCorbyns political career and the labour party

So looking into this MP lark, there isn't much to it.

You only need to get ten electors/subscribers (i.e. voters) to nominate you, basically fill in a form and give it to your local returning officer along with a £500 deposit. Said deposit is returned only if you attain 5% or more of the vote in order to discourage meme candidates.

You're disqualified if you're undergoing bankruptcy, or have been imprisoned for more than a year. There are some restrictions on nationality, but it's basically JUST tier. UK, RoI and most of the Commonwealth.

Registering a party doesn't seem that complicated either. Might try it next time around for a laugh.

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Guys, I just got back from my polling station, and it's not looking good for May...

Everywhere I looked, 'For the Many, Not the Few' shirts, but no Strong and Stable hats. Outside, 'Momentum' bumper stickers on 90% of the cars in the parking lot and even on the buses loaded with marginalized Pakis, Polish and blacks brought in to vote left...

Why didn't May have a strategy to get out the vote?...

Post your voting records.

Mine:
>2014 European Elections: UKIP
>2015 General Election: UKIP
>2016 European Referendum: Leave
>2017 General Election: UKIP

>>128991150
not letting them change our way of life tho

>>128991279
dumb frogposter

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>>128991208
he's obsessed with it.
it's basically his lifeblood.
from start to finish, the enigma that is jahans has wanted to be a timelord

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Reminder that by not voting you are submitting to the will of the electorate's choice, whatever it is.

>>128991263
Something not being possible won't stop her from trying anyway and fucking everything up.

I'm not advocating Corbychov, they are equally awful and equally guaranteed to win.

>>128991279
Enjoy your first pint, kid

>>128991279
>Tories on the right

>>128991314
KEK

>pissing down outside
>stuck in a caravan watching daytime game shows on TV

And in this moment I truly regret not having my own vehicle.

That's it. I'm taking driving lessons.

>>128990802

I don't get this line of argument.

Yes the Tories have pledged to bring down immigration to the 'tens of thousands' but Theresa May consistently failed to achieve that as home secretary.

Voting conservative =/= lowering immigration

>>128991261
>>128991337
Swansea will vote Labour in a landslide too.

>>128991332
>2014 European Elections: UKIP
>2015 General Election: UKIP
>2016 European Referendum: Leave
>2017 General Election: Conservative

tory voters kys

>2015 Gen: CON
>2016 Council: UKIP
>2016 EU: LEAVE
>2017 Council: CON
>2017 Gen: CON

>tfw ukip not standing in your constituency ;_;

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listening to this whilst marching to vote for UKIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9q-cjWPsDY&t=76s

>>128991208
Jahans bases his worldview off of what he has seen in Doctor Who episodes.

>>128991314
Depends on your seat desu
And thats what Labour is, a loud minority just like in Parliment.
Your not supposed to wear shit like that anyways in the actual voting place.

>>128990739
They aren't fielding representatives in many places, it's most likely just a wasted vote. Go strong and stable to avoid commie rule.

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just voted jahans

>>128991332
>2015 GE: UKIP
>2016 European Referendum: Leave
>2017 GE: Conservative
Ukip weren't running here.

>>128991441
THIS

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>>128991279
>Just voted for the first time

I first voted 21 years ago. (FRP)

>2009 EU: BNP
>2010 GEN: CON
>2014 EU: UKIP
>2015 GEN: UKIP
>2016 REF: LEAVE
>2017 GEN: CON

I voted for AV and the Tories in all local elections.

>>128991473
it's an edit of a anti-Trump copypasta dummy

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>>128990503

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>128991314
Labour will pike up votes in urban hellholes. Provincial Britannia will be Labour's doom.

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Do it for him lads.

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Carmarthenshire desu.

>>128991441
Shit, gonna go ask to change my vote to Corbyn now, thanks Momentum.

Please help me, they can trace a "Threat" or something like that on a ballot back to the voter right.

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>>128991545
>tfw it's true

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>>128991471
>>128991346
>bases his worldview off of what he has seen in Doctor Who episodes
this guy is getting even more sad the more i get to know about him
its not a bad show, but still dont build your life around it Jahans

>>128990552
I was tempted to vote LibDem just so that I could vote leave a second time.

>>128991360
Vpns, darknet, etc will make the torys plans very difficult to implment. Most i think they will do is fine you for going 1488 on facebook or twitter.
So all you have to do lads is shut the fuck up on normie book and we can continue to shitpost on 4chan.

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Hope you'll be listening to the results on radio instead of consuming SNP landslides over the ((electric jock))

>>128991332
2014: Conservative
2015: Lib dem
2016: Leave
2017: Lib Dem

>2010: I agree with Nick
>2015: Don't remember
>2016: No show
>2017: No show

r8 my catalogue of failure

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>>128991545

>>128991640
>2015: Lib Dem
>2017: Lib Dem

Why lad? Unless you're in a Labour/Lib Dem marginal

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>>128991589
>voter roll
>hand writing
>CCTV
>time the vote was cast
Flee the country now.

>>128991589
Yes, ballot papers are numbered and they can match numbers to names if the records are unsealed by a special Election Court. Are you the Bath anon that drew a swastika?

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>>128991503
Old jahans kino, mandatory viewing, and pre-election pump up

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oXNrfswYH0

>>128991360
What she's asking for is completely unachievable, she knows little about the internet. Everything she proposes can be beat with a vpn.

Its useless shit that will get old people votes. Its like Trumps wall it will never happen. The lefty shills from reddit have been pushing the whole internet thing, just don't fall for their jewish tricks desu.

>>128990980
>things that would have happened if annon had the social skills to start a conversation.

>>128990503
>>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain

So can we admit Islam is right about one thing? Alcohol is shit.

What makes anyone think that Corbyn wont want to censor the internet? Marxists aren't very well known for their support for free speech.

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>>128991700

wew

>>128991744

That's actually quite funny.

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>>128991545
Culturally enriched

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>>128991672
Old mate wont be happy until parliament is disolved and her maj takes back control of her entire empire (neither will i)

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Just voted Labour. I'm ready for this neoliberal nightmare to end.

>>128991691

No I am trying to convince a Policeman of all people they can

Also if you are worried you drew a swastika, if you look at the dummy cross it tells you to draw on the actual ballot, it is curved at the tips of the X, and it looks like a swastika, say you were drawing that.

>>128991757
It's just shills lad. No one with half a brain falls for their shit.

>>128991332
Cancelling my vote since 2006.
You have to pick between center-left and left, but they`re all kryptocommunists, so I rather not carry that around with me, fuck leftists.

>>128991332
>2014 Independence Referendum: Yes
>2016 Scottish Parliament: Tory/UKIP
>2016 EU Referendum: Leave
>2017 Council Election: Tory
>2017 General Election: Tory

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>>128991232
surprise surprise, Scotland yet again the only country that has its shit together and has a positive trade balance. meanwhile, you southern nigger give us all this shit you should be licking our feet for supporting you. cunts. subsidy junkie english cunts. countless of you subhuman immigrants in scotland licking up the scraps from our plate you unproductive has-been wankers. can't wait to tick the box for the SNP and tell yous all to fuck right off. same goes for the supplicant cucks in Scotland who suck anglo cock for their self-esteem. into the sea with the lot of you.

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>>128991700
>GET RID OF THE GUNS

>talking to slags
>ask her who they're voting for
>"May"
>Why
>"Because I want a strong and stable government"
>So you'll make an autistic woman afraid of change deliver it
>*Enthusiastic nodding*
>Why do you want strong and stable government
>"Ummmmmmmmmmm"
>"The Brexit thing"
>"What's it called"
>So you want to leave the EU
>*Enthusiastic nodding*
Near died of irony but held it in
>Get asked who I'm voting for by another one
>"Kieron Wilson"
>Every face lights up
>"Because there's no fucking point, this country has been dead since 1979 and you're a group of Blairite vermin"
>Face like I'd called them a racist and asked them to leave my eatery

Fucking hell, Conservative voters are absolutely fucking braindead

>>128991833
What about based Bolsonaro?

>>128991589
Wut u rite?

>>128991744
kek

>>128991685
dumb frogposter

>>128991816
They definitely can, but it's been done few times if ever since the 1800s. No, some idiot drew a big swastika and wrote "england for the english" and posted it here. I expect PC Plod is after them right now.

>>128991598
>tfw this was 10 years ago

Where has the time gone Ragnar?

Every member of my family, totalling over 30 various grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins and so on, have confirmed that they are voting or have already voted Tory. Looking forward to a celebratory pint tomorrow.

>128991875
was that funny in your head?

Can jezza vote for himself?

My buttocks are smooth

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>>128991332
The only right answer:
>2014 European Elections: UKIP
>2014 Independence Referendum: Yes
>2015 General Election: SNP
>2016 European Referendum: Leave
>2017 General Election: SNP

>>128991858
SNP voters clap on demand, you retards are unthinking robots.

I miss are nige lads
Nuttall just isn't the same

good morning NOTTS lads

@128991875

LMAO!!1!

>>128991967
My mind is clear

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>>128991964

Yes sometimes they forget to

Just got back from depoiling my ballot lads. No parties at all with my interests on the list.

>>128990787
Go out and vote regardless whether you're going to pick a cuckparty or despoil. A Ballot is your voice, a small voice, but better than no voice.

>>128990552
This would actually be a good catalyst for change if a lefty coalition kept us in the EU people would be very dissatisfied. Not as good as the tories failing to deliver would be, but pretty good.

>>128991949
We won't see you on 4chan soon. Have fun living in your authoritarian police state

>>128991956
absolutely side-splitting.

>>128992006
Make anime illegal

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>>128991933
>Where has the time gone Ragnar?
please no dont make me think back to all the time wasted doing nothing

>>128990552
Same

>>128991888
I don`t live in his State, but people seem really pumped about him, it`s our only social conservative but I have no idea in regards to his economic policies, I`m a single issue voter.
I`m a farmer, he wants to allow farmers to buy 765 rifles, he already have my vote.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvZBbxcBX94
Video is him at an airport, it`s happening everywhere in the country.

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voted for Tories because im quite financially successful.

>>128992032

>government spends years fighting torrent sites
>finally get a site blocked
>the site changes it's address to ".it"
>site is no longer blocked
>have to go to the courts to get it changed

They are always 18 months behind no matter what.

>>128991332
>2014 European Elections: UKIP
>2015 General Election: UKIP
>2016 European Referendum: Leave
>2017 General Election: Tory (No UKIP to vote for, labour safe seat).

>>128991744
Only 1000/1?

Are they even standing in enough seats?

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Remember to vote (((Tory))) today goyim

Can I take a pen

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i wonder if anyone's ever looked at the candidates available and killed themselves in the polling booth in despair.

haha.

>>128992201

Yes I always take a pen.

>>128992176
If they make the odds astronomically low, less people will put bets on them.

>>128992201
no
t. argos

First time I have ever not voted (Spoilt Ballot)

Fucking hate this election

>>128992097
based

>>128991088
Stay home and clean up the mess you caused with Brexit

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Labour shills, what time are you guys leaving?

who is corbyn voting for? My moneys on UKIP

>>128992201
Yes, and don't let them tell you otherwise.

>>128992201
I borrowed a pen from the people who give you your ballot. Told em i didn't like the whole pen thing.

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I have voted UKIP.

There was a member of the Labour party at the polling station, even though Labour have never won in my constituency.

>Voted Mebyon Kernow in 2005
>Voted Mebyon Kernow in 2010
>Voted Mebyon Kernow in 2015
>Mebyon Kernow not standing candidates this time

Fuck

>>128991332
>>2014 European Elections: Lib Dem
>>2015 General Election: Green
>>2016 European Referendum: Leave
>>2017 General Election: Conservative

I'll be honest, I used to be a lefty.

>>128992235
kek, nice, made me giggle once my brain worked it out.

>>128992271
He`s a Duterte kind of guy, but I take it he`s a bit more tough with criminals.
Liveleak will get pumped with cops killing favela niggers but this time the cops won`t go to jail.

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What did he mean with this?

Part of me doesn't even want to go and vote, every option is shit.

Worst election in ages.

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Lads what the fuck.

I just went down to vote and I couldn't find the box for the Conservatives. My constituency only had 'Conservatives and Unionist Party' or some shit, I thought the Conservatives stood in every constituency? I had to fucking spoil my ballot.

>>128992368
Vote for the least worst.

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>>128992201
>mfw one of the other voters left a black pen

>>128992306
About 10pm tonight prolly
>>128992321
*Pencil thing

>>128990552
I'm unironiclly voting for Nick Clegg.

>>128990611
Voted tory too. We vote ukip next time r-right? Desu my town only had 5k votes for ukip in the council election this year. Feels bad man, this town is a tory safe-seat with 40k more votes than any other party, i should've voted ukip this time anyway right?

>>128992368
Despoil

>>128992397
Keep doing that and the options will never change

>>128992364
>tfw botted spam videos average more views than you

>>128992397
Precisely why the party's have no incentive to change.

>>128990552
Truly, you are an agent of chaos.

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>>128992340
actually heartbreaking.

>>128992005
Reddit out.

>tfw voted in red pen but for the tories
mind games

>>128990503
>>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown <---- Just to be clear this has happened today, the 7th of June, this is not to be confused with any of the other recent terrorist attacks
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4580754/Female-nursery-worker-stabbed-three-women-London.html

Spoilers for the ABC Murders by Agatha Christie, but a way for people to attempt to avoid conviction for murdering someone they know is to dress it up as part of another series of crimes.

These 3 people wearing burkas and maybe female were probably acociates of the person stabbed who dressed up the attack to look like terrorism because of recent events. With all the terrorism about who would suspect 3 white chavs were wearing burkas?

>>128992437
Hopefully UKIP won't exist next time and we'll have an actual right wing party take their place.

>>128992387
They only stood in 647/650 last time. Missed two NI seats and the speaker iirc.

>>128991875

>slags
>voting Tory

could be worse desu

>>128992364
a faggot desperate for attention

thats what he ment by that

>>128992421
the one endorsement i'll give in this election (except all the other ad-hoc endorsements i decide to make) is that people in Sheffield Hallam vote Labour.

>>128992486
I would have voted them but the tories need all the help they can get.

>>128992525
MUSLIMS DINDU NUFFIN

>>128992538
hmmm how do we call the party something that makes its acronym RWDS?

Bopping down to vote Tory listening to some Tupac thinking fuck all u broke bitches HAHAHAHAHA

>>128990549
si, er, correcto

>>128992456

And what even is despoil?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05402xs
topkek

I sure hope you cunts are voting Conservative.

Also, any of you faggots in Thurrock?

>>128992538
That's fine too.
>>128992605
Ryan Will Do Shit
Vote for the Ryan party, he will do shit.

REMINDER that BMG, the company Labour contract to do their internal polling, released their only public poll of the campaign last night

It showed a 13 point tory lead

Labour are getting fucked lads

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>>128991279
>Tories save us.
>He voted for equality, diversity, and multiculturalism

>>128992605
Reform Workers Democratic Socialist

>>128992605
Respect With Diversity Squad

>>128992605
Royal Wogs and Democratic Soldiers

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>>128992722
could fucking work mate... could fucking work.

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>>128992079
iktf

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>>128992695
>some idol cunt has replaced Yotsuba
/s4s/ was a mistake lads.

Leaving to vote in an hour, not sure whether to spoil or vote Tory. I hate how May's failings as home sec lead to a lot of these issues and yet she wants further surveillance

>>128992789
UKIP desu.

>>128992710
Is that why Labour MPs weren't jumping up and down at YouGov and Survation?

>tfw literally won't have an mp because sinn fein don't turn up

>>128992789
It's all about the local candidate lad, if you like them then that's who you're voting for.

>>128992605
best get at the end of the thread decides what the RWDS party is called. so far >>128992722 is winning.

>>128992486
The leader of Mebyon Kernow put out a statement saying it's because they couldn't fund candidates on this short a notice.

>I would have happily represented them for free

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>>128992342
>2015 General Election: Green

>>128992831
Not standing in my constituency, which is odd. Somerset would seem like a good choice

>>128990503
get woke people take the ultimate red pill
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128992032
I would be happy if 4chan was blocked. Might get the autistic neets here to get out of the house.

just got back from voting conservative
rate

>>128992865
PM holds more power than local candidate.

>>128992883
What's Cornish nationalism all about anyway?

Are MK proper nationalists or more civic like the SNP/Plaid?

>>128992684
Don't mark within any of the boxes, make a mess everywhere else.

>>128992960
conservative/10, where u at?

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>http://www.adweek.com/creativity/charlie-hebdo-theresa-may-cover/
Hey guys, check this out.
I find it awfully funny that the French can`t see that they should be more worried about their own necks.

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>>128992892
UKIP have vastly reduced their number of candidates. They are not standing in most constituencies that have a Brexit supporting MP, also pic related.

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>>128992326
Thanks! I would've done the same

Remind me of the tactical voting again.

Are you guys voting Conservative unless its a safeseat and then vote UKIP to be their main rival?

>>128992978
Yeah but at the end of the day it's the local representative that you're voting for. Not the PM.

>>128992960
Depends on your constituency lad

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Tick Lib Dem so we can vote Leave again lads.

>>128993016
Sutton

>tfw been working out for a year because i know the uk is going togo into complete violent chaos in the next 10-20 years

>>128993051
Yes.

Thoughts? Little worried Tories might get more than 359.

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reminder to vote tory lads. only poorfags vote labour.

corbyn will ruin the country and fill his cabinet with incompetent clowns.

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>>128990931
>>128990982

>>128992994
They're the SNP/Plaid but for Cornwall.

Only they aren't retardedly pro-EU like SNP/Plaid.

>>128993106
hoping for an 88 majority for the memes

why do the people who are most reliant on the NHS, namely OAPs vote for the party that wants to destroy it?

>>128992960
4/10 voting for less police and more terror attacks, with professionally-diagnosed autist Theresa May at the negotiating table.

>>128992887
There is people who legitimaly don`t understand that environmentalists are literal commies, also the politicians who represent them, they want technology and getting rid of people or having extreme laws with environmental excuses.

>>128993163
Have you ever visited a food bank

>pissing it down outside so community staff won't bother coming in
>only one other office staff in today
Time for a comfy '''''work''''' day of brit/pol/ and tea

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>>128992605
Really Wow Definitely Sugoi

>>128993055
It's both.

ohayo lads.

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Fuck fogot pic

Thoughts? Little worried Tories might get more than 359.

>>128993045
dumb frogposter
>>128992326
dumb frogposter

>>128993163
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

>>128992605
Refugees Welcome Dirt People

>>128993043
>UKIP have vastly reduced their number of candidates
dont know why they havent done this before
they should have focused on certain areas where they had a good chance of being elected
i mean if even parties such as the Green Party can get a fucking seat, then UKIP should be able to do it as well, but thats not gonna happen

Never put an X in a box quicker in my life.

CONSERVATIVE

>>128993103
It was between Tory and Lib Dems here, UKIP were running but probably has no chance of winning so voted Tory just to stop Lib Dem surge.

GIMME AN

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>>128993272
ah yes, people starts with an S

>>128991332
>2014 UKIP
>2015 UKIP
>2016 Leave
>2017 Cons

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>>128993258
Leftist filth detected.

>>128993350
>GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
yeah, that's labour alright

>>128992605
Real Women Don't Spit

>>128993350
no.

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Time to vote EDGE

>>128991332
Top bloke

>>128992340

Vote Lib Dem then, at least then you won't be voting for a national party that want Anywhere West of Exeter to have shitty rail links because they want to keep it exclusively for their holiday homes.

>>128993255
>Labour getting more than 200 seats
Do you often piss money up the wall

>>128991332
>2014 European Elections: UKIP
>2015 General Election: UKIP
>2016 European Referendum: Leave
>2017 General Election: UKIP

And then in all the locals, I voted UKIP, unless there wasn't a UKIP candidate, in which case I voted Conservative.

>>128993319
Ew

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>>128993224
Is this a prelude to a gigantic strawman? Please, continue.

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>>128991273
>>128991341
>>128991921
>>128993258

>>128993103
Split the right wing vote?

>>128993360
>he doesn't know about the silent and invisible S
Have you just not written it there your whole fucking life? Lmao.

>>128993043
Because they are a cuckparty

Eevn if I weren't in one of those 23 and had a UKIP candidate I wouldn't have voted for them. I would have in 2015, but now they just need to roll over and die. Need a real anti-immigration, right wing opposition. I miss Nige.

>>128993051
That's what most people here are doing. But think on a national scale. Tories are getting a majority anyway. Do you want to support their party and their pro-mass-immigration policies? Do you want to give them a larger majority to allow them to push any legislation they want without resistance. The extremely narrow majority we have now is an optimal result for having an undesirable party kept in check while having an even more undesirable party out of government.

But it's your vote and your decision.

Election Day is like Christmas eve. Excited for the Election night meltdown.

>>128993415
this tbqh

>>128993428
>Scottish
should all be shot desu

>>128992591

No, if it was the terrorist scum they wouldn't have stopped at just one person.

>>128992605
Real worst drunk scots

>>128991640
>2014: Conservative
>2015: Lib dem
>2016: Leave
>2017: Lib Dem

lol, so edgy

>>128993415
Underrated

>>128993527
I'm one of the good guys senpai

Got a bit nervous lads almost put a tick in the Box

IF YOU DIDN'T VOTE UKIP YOURE A C.UCK

>>128993599
I recently had haggis but it wasn't authentic. What is your opinion on this?

>>128993428
So you want zero Lib-Dems right?

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>>128993519
The Merchant won

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Just voted for Conservatives
2 armed officers with MP5s were standing outside the polling place.

Who /police state/ here?

>>128993619
ill put my cock in your box

>>128993656
There's literally nothing wrong with a police state if it's set up in the interests of the British people.

>>128993634
Voting UKIP is pointless, they're not going to get a single seat

>>128993635
real haggis is made with an englishman's stomach not a sheep's

alex salmond told me this himself in his book, which i am the only englishman to have read after someone left it in the eat-in section of my greggs.