Brit/pol/ BEADY PARTY EDITION

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MUMMY

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ARE YOU TIRED OF THE DIMINISHING AMOUNT AND QUALITY OF OUR MOST VITAL, LIFE SUSTAINING SUBSTANCE - ARYAN BLOOD?

ARE YOU TIRED OF ARYANS RUNNING RAMPANT IN THE STREETS - THE BLOOD CONSTABULARY OVERSTRETCHED AND UNDERFUNDED?

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE CONTINUING NON-AGGRESSION POLICY THAT WE CONTINUALLY PURSUE WITH THEIR ARYAN NATION?

WE PROMISE TO OPEN SIX NEW BLOOD REFINERIES ACROSS THE NORTH OF ENGLAND AND CREATE FOUR NEW REFINERY SHIPS.

A VOTE FOR THE BEADY PARTY IS A VOTE FOR A REAL ARYANDIED.

WE WILL REINSTATE THE NATIONAL ALLOWANCE OF ARYANBLOOD. THERE WILL BE 500ML A DAY OF PURE GOVERNMENT STANDARD FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD.

PERFIDY CENTRES WILL BE REOPENED ACROSS THE UK TO CONTINUE KEEPING OUR FINGERS IN EVERY PIE ACROSS THE CONTINENT AND BEYOND.

BEADY PARTY WILL GET THE ARYANS OFF THE STREETS AND INTO THE REFINERY WHERE THEY BELONG. THE CONSERVATIVE, LABOUR AND UKIP PARTY WILL NOT NAME THE THREAT THAT IS DESTROYING OUR GREAT NATION AND WILL NEITHER ADMIT THAT THEIR INACTION IN ROUNDING THEM UP IS THE CAUSE OF OUR GREAT DECLINE.

A VOTE FOR THE BEADY PARTY WILL MEAN WE WILL REDOUBLE OUR EFFORTS INTO BRINGING MECHA-HARRIS TO THIS WORLD - WITH HIS NEO-BOMBER COMMAND HE WILL SCOUR EUROPE CLEAN!

YOU WILL NOT HEAR "WE CAN'T ROUND UP THE ARYANS THEY HAVE RIGHTS"

YOU WILL HEAR "WE CAN SEND EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM TO THE CENTRIFUGE."

VOTE BEADY.

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Why are they celebrating?

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FOLLOW CORBYNS ADVICE

>>128914733
No clue. It's genuinely pathetic.

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https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/872437880622391296

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/872437880622391296

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/872437880622391296

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/872437880622391296

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>>128914733
You'd think they had a 5 point lead in the polls the day before the election.

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TOMORROWS WEATHER

not good for voting

or any good for another action

>>128914733
Just saw this - kek.

These are all fucking idiots. Jeremy Corbyn is the political version of a paedophile offering people sweets to get in his van.

>>128914733
Because that's far from a tory landslide, also a lot of people will move from LD/Green to Labour because they're terrified of a tory government.

It's over Eton fuckboy. You had your chance but you blew it. Labour will form a government. Deal with it.

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MAKE ANIME REAL ON JUNE 8TH

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>>128914952
Tears in my eyes. This is just like the American election. People versus politicians

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>>128914733
>mfw tories get 48% and labour barely scrape 30%

>>128914733
>All of the polls today show him still losing on the last day
>CORBYN SURGE

Fucking Momentum

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fucksake these are moving quick. lads, hypothetically what do you think would happen if Corbyn got snackbarred in the next two days? Between commie jesus and muslims who would his supporters choose if it came down to it?

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>>128914871
as expected of country grown vegetables

Is it fedora to completely despise much of your own generation?

>>128914733
>5 points behind on the day before the election
>this is something they celebrate

lmao

>>128915011
fuck it, i'm taking the dog for a long walk and voting for mummy. nothing will stop me.

>>128914985

Can't recall the last time polls were wrong...

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Tories tuff on terror

>>128914733
Let's come back to that cunt on Friday for his delicious tears when May has a +90 majority.

>>128915023
>labour forming any kind of government
gr8 b8 m8

>>128914733

Well a +5 before election day is something to be happy about.

Remember, a hung Parliament would basically be a win for Labour supporters.

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>>128914705
>>128914920


It's a beer that I honestly think sells itself short. It's quality stuff.

I'd rather drink a few McEwans than spring for a load of expensive microbrews that are all hopped up to fuck these days and smell and taste like washing up liquid.

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>>128914603

Give it to me straight lads, I can handle it.

What are the realistic odds of a Labour victory? I need to make emigration arrangements if he manages it.

>>128915011

It wont make much of a difference to the voting, only reduce overall turnout slightly

>>128915078
Yes it is, doesn't make it incorrect though.

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Who /black pilled and not voting/ here

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>>128915149

https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/872545218402422785

HAPPENING

LABOUR UNDER 200 ALERT

>>128915192

6-1 odds currently

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Not long now lads

>>128915011

Kek lad

>>128915109

>implying she won't ban dogs as extreme far right hate pets that antagonize our peaceful friends into exploding

>>128915206
Tories do better when there's shit weather

>>128915192
lol you tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLxTRwa2b1c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deWVJvQt49I

leave your basement for once

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>>128915231
I'm voting BNP

Always vote as far right as possible

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>>128914733

>>128914952

>Lilly fucking Allen
>All those brown faces

Absolutely disgusting.

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>>128915096
Wow, the man who delivered Brexit!
I know who I'm voting for!

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BEHOLD quintessentially british

VOTE MAY

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>>128915260
topkek

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BIG IF TRUE

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Reminder that Jezza is making his final big campaign speech live from Islington soon:

http://news.sky.com/watch-live

>>128915133
GE polls tend to be pretty accurate but 5% could go either way in terms of average margisn of error so it's close if they are accurate. Of course it may just be a blue surge.

>>128915011

God favours the Tories.

Deus vult

>>128915192
>polls show massive tory lead
>betting companies, oh shit were not making ahy money
>close gap on polls
>retards bet shit loads on labour to win etc
>mfw tory landslide (370-390 seats)
>mfw best birthday present ever
>mfw momentum start rioting
>mfw all butthurt labour supporters start abusing me on social media

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VOTE TORY, FUCK ABBO

>>128915260
4 LD mps? Fuck

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STORMZY SAYZ...

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Just saw this shit on normiebook,

Cant wait for saturday

>>128915306

Is that good or bad?

>>128915231

>black-piled
>not voting

choose one my son

CHOOSE ONE
H
O
O
S
E

O
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Why can't a normal bloke become a politician? They are all nonces and autists.

>>128915260
HERE COMES FUN

>>128915260

Looks like the Tory Reich is back on lads!

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RESULT PROJECTION

Turnout: 67.5% (31,387,500)

Seats:

Tories (inc speaker): 393
Labour: 183
Lib Dems: 7
SNP: 45
Green: 0
UKIP: 0
Plaid Cymru: 4
DUP: 8
Sinn Fein: 4
UUP: 2
SDLP: 3
Alliance: 0
Others: 1 (Lady Hermon, North Down)
Popular Vote:

Tories (inc speaker): 50.01%
Labour: 31.41%
Lib Dems: 6.06%
SNP: 3.80%
Green: 1.42%
UKIP: 3.43%
Plaid Cymru: 0.96%
DUP: 0.6%
Sinn Fein: 0.58%
UUP: 0.38%
SDLP: 0.33%
Alliance: 0.22%
Others: 0.80%

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>>128915537

Whoops wrong image

>>128915476
(((God)))
God favours Corbyn

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>>128915458
5 more years of (((austerity))) and Blairites

>>128915458
>pretty much my prediction to desu 370-390

>>128915458
wew

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>>128915434

oh god my sides

>Free Pedometer
>Savile story on the front page

I think the Express was aving a bit of a giggle there m8

>>128915339
>Most Torys are southerners
>Southerners cant handle a light drizzle

Unlikely pal

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>>128915369
My choices are milkman, tories and Labour. UKIP arn't even standing here.

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quintessentially british VOTE TORY

VOTE MAY

GOOD GOY

>>128915011
There goes the black vote

It's going to be so funny when all the youths on the Corbyn bandwagon for their first election tune in tomorrow night and see the traditional and inevitable early Labour lead and take it as if they are actually winning.

Who is more likely to actually manage to beat labour and win in stoke central?
Tory or ukip?
I cant find any trustworthy or recent polls

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>>128915382

>>128915458
>election data
lol

>>128915458
>SNP 51

Why won't they fuck off?

£20 just put on Labour to have less than 200 seats at 2.25

>>128915179
But they took it primarily from the Lib Dems, meaning they're just bolstering their support in areas they would've had a chance in anyway.

Lads, my labour MP has actually been really good but we only have a labour majority of 93 and want to vote conservative but what if it's my vote that means labour wins the election :(

what do fellas

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lads
been crunching the numbers
if we get Tim Powers in
UK will capsize in under 90 days
on the aggregate pakios can't swim for shit
worth risk?
blatantly
get Tim in

>>128915769
>this
early morning when all the tory seats come flooding in.
what do you think will be the first signs of Labour losing to the max?

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>>128915769
Every time

>>128915769
>WE WON SUNDERLAND BOYS, HERE WE FUCKING GO
*gif of Corbyn shopped onto a football player*

>>128915769
>you now remember idiots shitposting after Gibraltar declared first in the EU referendum

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FOR THE MANY, NOT THE JEW!

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>>128915339
[citation needed]

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>>128915670
kek

>>128915458

This guy is just plucking figures out of his ass.
Less credibility than Survation desu

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>>128915992
>Jews for Corbyn

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>>128915670
vote tory

>>128915769
Imagine if though, imagine if Sunderland came back blue....

I know it won't happen, but it'd be hilarious.

>>128915597
>Turnout: 67.5% (31,387,500)

Doubt it.

60 bang on.

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Will his go down as the worst campaign in British history?

Nick Clegg was a victim of circumstance, Farron had all the cards lined up and he blew it

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LADS

DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL IS FRIDAY, WHICH MEANS MOST LIBERALS ARE GOING TODAY OR TOMORROW. NOT TO MENTION ITS GONNA RAIN.

TIME FOR CONSERVATIVE LANDSLIDE

>>128915769
>>128915988

Holy fuck the Referendum was amazing, how quickly it turned

Is it true that all I need is a name and address, and no other form of ID, to vote? What's to stop me from turning up and pretending to be my housemate and then going to another polling station and then voting as myself? Not going to do it, but it seems like a shit system if what I've heard is true.

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>cops all wearing baseball caps
How long untill there is nothing at all to differentiate the western world. Just a sea of post-modern utilitarian design, coffee coloured people and monotony

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>>128914603
The time is coming

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>>128915670
vote tory goy

>>128915829
Because we are all fucked up here, we have no culture anymore.

The entire place is a trainwreck, our (((nationalist))) party want open borders. 1.5% of the population can speak our language, leftism infests every orifice of the nation.

it's full of shitskins despite what others will tell you, the glasgow thug brigade they call a police force will arrest you for saying anything negative about muslims. SNPs named persons can take away your kids if you are right wing.

Coalburners everywhere, drunken people stumbling around every day of the week.

Unless you live in some village in the highlands then it's a shit hole

I doubt more than 10% of the people here could be described as culturally scottish and it breaks my heart.

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IM VOTING ON BREXIT

I DONT CARE ABOUT POLICY BECAUSE BREXIT IS HAPPENING AND ITS BIGGER THAN ANYTHING TO HAPPEN IN OUR LIVES

YOU WANT GUYS LIKE DAVID DAVIS AND MICHAEL FALLON DECIDING YOUR BREXIT, OR THE LIKES OF DIANE ABBOTT?

FUCK POLICY AND WHATEVER THE PARTIES MANIFESTOS SAY

VOTE FOR WHO YOU WANT TO GET US OUT

Were actually having a general election tomorrow lads.

Doesn't feel like it at all.

>>128915913
In 2015 the Tories didn't take the lead until 5am so I'd guess around 4am this time.

>>128915988
Oh God that was retarded, Yanks were acting as if Gibraltar was representative of the UK as a whole

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>>128915988

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>>128915670
vote may

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>this time tomorrow I will be full comfy-posting on brit/pol/.

>>128916127
Glorious night. I'm a lefty who voted out and that night brought me together with some of the right wingers on here. Brexit unites us all.

>>128915785
tory but vote ukip

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>>128915670


vote tory vote may

good goy .

>>128915792
"A great night for Greg Knight"

>>128916120
>DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL IS FRIDAY, WHICH MEANS MOST LIBERALS ARE GOING TODAY

Weird, it was Glastonbury during Brexit voting too,

>>128915913
>what do you think will be the first signs of Labour losing to the max?

When Sunderland South comes in at 11pm.

>>128915109
might find yaself in the middle of a happening
keep off backroads and byways
word is they're gunna start blowing up old fingerposts
stay safe shelia

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Who else is looking forward to Owen Jones defeat video

>>128916174
Fallon is my local MP and he's a bit shit to be honest

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>>128916306

>>128915988
96% for remain in Gibraltar, man it was beautiful

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hankering for a happening on election day lads

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>>128915670

Lads, I'm basically in a Tory 100% win constituency. Do I just vote UKIP? Kent btw

>>128915192
The blues are losing.

>>128914680
god they had cool uniforms

has there even been an exciting conservative candidate? i feel like its a party thats hard to get an exciting leader for

>>128916495
Yes, it will increase national popular vote.

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>>128916476

>>128916127
has someone got that image of the value of the £ falling through the floor when sunderland hit

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can't even remember if I was happy to see this

>>128916495
Yes

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>>128915670


VOTE TORY . :)

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so lads, why are YOU voting for your chosen party.
Gimmie the main reason

>>128916387
What do you think it'll be?

I assume red... but I can dream.

>>128915913
Victory margins for "northern strongholds" being very weak, perhaps Tynemouth and sedgefield will flip?

>>128916467
how I long for the day when National Socialism is no longer taboo

>>128916562
feels good

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Wrist Icicle(cum dripping from your hands after giving a lad a handjob), Dick Bicycle is what Ariana grande was singing to kids at that concert the other day

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This is Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the Labour Party and the next Prime Minister of Great Britain.

Say something nice about him.

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>>128915670

VOTE MAY....

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>>128915369
This, top lad.

Hey guys I just got back from the polling station here in the UK and it doesn't look good for May...

Everyone in line was wearing Corbyn hats and Corbyn t-shirts and I even witnessed two May voters standing in line trash talking two remain voters within the span about 5 minutes. Luckily a gang of about 10 of us overheard it so we beat the shit out of them before they could vote and they high tailed it out of there.

We have assigned a couple of big guys to stand around and make sure they don't come back but overall everything looks good for Corbyn.

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Reminder that there's a march against Islam in Sunderland on Saturday, and Manchester on Sunday. Anyone else here plan on attending?

>>128916387
>UKIP 2nd on 8000 votes, Tory on 7000, plus disaffecting Labour voters
fuck, who knows what could happen

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>>128916606
It's not difficult.

See
>>128916174

>>128915133
The silent majority are right wing you melt, predicting leftie numbers is easy because they base their identity around their politics and won't shut up about it

>>128916672
Good luck in 2022, if you haven't been removed by then.

>>128916606
Voting Tory to keep Labour out.

I am (reluctantly) voting Labour to get rid of Soubry.

>>128916495
Might as well

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>>128916642
It isn't taboo if you don't care

>>128916495
Exact same situation here. Vote Corbyn for the bants, there needs to be some semblance of an opposition otherwise Theresa gets to go full 1984 on us

>>128916620
This. We'll have Labour holds but they will be weak with the Tories getting closer than they should be in the Labour heartlands.

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>>128916562
Tomorrow it is

>>128916576
my favourite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOCTc9VgL_o

>>128916666
>oy vey 6666

Im voting for the Communist Removal Party.

Statists out!

>>128916719
I just found out about it a few hours ago. I would attend but it's too short notice. Especially if I want to get some guys to come along with me.

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vote tory

good boy

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tfw u keep posting low quality images of pedos in the tabloids whilst saying vote tory and your upvotes accidentally fall out of your pocket

>>128916576
Here you go lad in meme form top kek
https://youtu.be/pOCTc9VgL_o

What you listenan' to lads?

I'm still in an Oasis mood after the Manchester concert.

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>Tories win tomorrow
>Labour party calls for for new leadership
>Corbyn re-elected leader
>Labour party will never be in power again
Literally happening lads

>>128916798
I would be happy if she lost her seat

>>128916608
LAB 50% ( -5)
CON 32% (+13)
UKIP 7% (-11)
LD 6% (+4)

>>128916747
I think theres a good chance it could turn blue.

People up there despise Corbyn.

>>128916856
>that reaction from the woman doing the declaration

You can tell she was a remainer

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>>128917010
You should only be worried about your human rights if your a subhuman shitskin

>>128916642
VOTE CORBYN

May = Stalinism
>clamp down on free speech
>arms Saudi Sunni terrorists
>allowed ismalists to grow like cancer across the UK
>stamped out right wing EDL
>anti semitism law

>>128917015
>never ending cycle of corbyn being re-elected by momentum

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>>128915011
hopefully all the boomers don't make it through the cold

>>128917011
A little bit of earth, wind and fire
Groovy election vibes f a m

Corbyn about to address Islingtonistan North

>>128915785
tory

t. Stoke

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>>128916908
I plan on attending the march alone, there will be plenty of people there united in our cause (and probably some Antifa cucks.) I hope you reconsider lad.

>>128914733
They saw +5 and think they will win

>>128917147
No one cares. People will vote may because they are the only ones offering any real Brexit. Suck my cock you yellow toothed wanker

>>128915535
crop out the last bit if you want to make it semi belivable to normies

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CORBYN LIVE NOW BBC

>>128916703
W H I T E

G I R L S

I N

W H E A T

F I E L D S

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>>128917147
>May is a leftist so vote for this far left man instead

>>128916856

Top kek - based North-Easterners.

What are we drinking tomorrow night, lads?
It better be fucking British.

YAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAY

Did anyone just see that BBC presenter get told to shut up and get shit thrown at him?

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>>128914603

>>128915785
Its Tory for every seat except Thanet South and possibly Clacton.

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>>128914603
I was on here yesterday. The same guy who comes in my shop, this fat guy who looks like Onslow from Keeping up Appearances was shouting "Vote Labour, Socialism is good, it puts individuals before money" while buying six bottles of Newcastle Ale. He doesn't even work!

I'm sick of these low class types. I hope his disability is cut off under the Tory's.

>>128917407
brewdog are giving away free beer if you voted so I'm going to rinse them and get pissed for free

>>128917407
unironically Glenfiddich and Guiness

>>128917407
Usually some form of black tea to keep me up through the night.

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>>128917042
just seen this on twitter, kek

>>128917407
South West Water's finest vintage

>>128916719
are they streaming it
just want too see if shit goes down and the police start beating atifa scum like they did at croydon

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>>128917407
The same thing I drink every day, Yorkshire tea with full fat milk

>>128917255
I hope he doesn't get murdered by islamists

>>128914680

We aren't Aryans, we are Anglo's

We are better

>>128917249
Average of 7.5, what is the average margin of error?

Anyone got that Prof Curtice "IVE SEEN IT ALL" image macro from the referendum?

>>128917513

what how do I get beer?

>>128917513
wtf where
love me some brewdog

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>>128914603
officially recognised spoilt vote example

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HAPPENING

>>128917304
Fuck off tory pedo pig fucker

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>>128916495
Tory safe seat here. Voting for ARE NUTT.

>>128915011
kek

>>128915011
Good for tories this weather

>>128917536
Exact same thing with my Dad. Life long Labour voter begrudgingly going Tory. In Newcastle too.

>>128916606
Voting tory in a con/lib seat. Should be an easy win for the tories but the UKIP guy is a paki and the tory is pro-brexit anyway so fuck it.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LABOUR

telling people in their audience to SHUTUP on BBC right now

Lads do Labour MP's and their voters legitimately not see race? if their whole area had 0 white people, would they honestly see everyone as British and carry on as normal without a single thought in the back of their mind ''hang on here, this doesn't seem right''. Are they that far gone?

>>128917621
5% either way I think, that's what it was for the US election

>>128917621
3 points is generally considered within margin of error.

>>128917558
I'm not sure, it'd be pretty comfy to watch afterwards though.

>>128917649
Missing a "C"

>>128917513
1 free pint in brewdog brand bars its a scam

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>>128917641

>>128917536
My Grandad grew up in the NE, building ships, has voted Labour his entire life, this is the first time him and my Gran will be voting Conservative.

I suspect there will be many cases.

>>128917042
If something like that happens this election would be disastrous for Labour. I'm cautiously optimistic for Labour being under 200 seats.

>>128917255
islington is white for london desu
i dont know if hipser cucks count as white desu

>>128914603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8mmYwZXiGE

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>>128917331

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Daily reminder that Are Jez has this in the bag

what fukken channel is this bbc shite on i dont see it anywhere

alternatively link pls

>>128917721
They see it, they just pretend they don't care.

>>128917621
2 usually

reckon the people who do online polls are the people who rarely change who they vote for

Corbyn is a rock star

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>>128914680
Finally a party I can get behind, for a strong and stable ARYANDIED

>>128917655
>via momentum
solid kek

>>128917820
BBC News

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apparently lots of would be Labour voters haven't registered because they don't want to be linked to an address where they can be chased up for debts owed kek

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CORBYCHEV RISES

I'm voting UKIP since I live in an ultra-safe Conservative seat

Also, fuck Alberto Costa

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VOTE MAY


PEPE FUCKS KIDS

>>128916130
People are only registered to vote at a single polling station, so you can't just decide to go vote at a different one. If you and your mate are registered at different stations there's nothing stopping your plan.

>>128917407
Was thinking a bottle of red wine desu, don't think there's any good British brands though. Probably buy some cheap South American I'd imagine.

>>128916120
>>128916383
they have voting booths at the festivals

how dense are you?

>>128917655
>via momentum
chuckled

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>>128914603

>50% income tax bracket for 80k+
>work your ass off to give your family a comfortable living, do 80 hour work weeks for years setting up your own business
>break the 80k income bracket and Comrade Corbyn takes FORTY FUCKING GRAND off you to give to Pakis and students every year
>hire a decent accountant to dodge as much tax as possible and begin planning to leave the country
>gibsmedats, muds and da yoof start moaning about the tax dodging rich and demand a 75% bracket

Why are people so fucking stupid?

>>128917761

kek

CORBYN IS LIVE RIGHT NOW

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews

>>128917886
ty lad

>>128917766

This.

I'm probably older than most people here, certainly older than most on r/unitedkingdom.

When I started drinking in pubs it was standard to hear people singing anti-IRA songs.

Corbyn and McDonnells connections will have alienated nearly every working class man over the age of 40.

DON'T CHUCK BRITAIN IN THE CORBIN

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Can we meme this guy into office?

>>128917331
why is /pol/ obssesed with obvious bottle blondes and wheat fields.
most whites have brown hair anyway

>>128917349
May is a Communist. Globalist 1%er
If you weren't a total retard you would see what she actually stands for.
What do you think her beloved EU stands for

>>128917703
my dads gone labour to UKIP and now the tories and mums gone straight UKIP to tories, even ex gf UKIP to tories, grandparents, from labour to tories

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>>128917818

>>128917976
This can't be true, you have to go to the one you are registered at.

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>>128917930
I'm voting May, was tempted to spoil my ballot though.

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>>128915149

I've got a fucking huge list in my noticeses on my sock twitter account, i will be mining salt ALL DAY

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT

>>128918010
>own your business
>claim expenses to stay under 80k
>win
???????????????????????

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VOTE MAY

SHES NICE

>>128917976

There wasn't one at Glastonbury for the EU ref

You probably a Shia innit

>>128918048
>UKIP colours
>american
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

>>128918010
Thats not how our tax system works

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BINNED

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>>128917407
Corbynite tears

>>128917407
coconut water

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>>128918078
>tfw my parents are greens

https://www.dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

>>128918114
Who will be maximum salty?

>>128917766
we just see the minority of the cult of corbyn on TV all the time, momentum send emails out to get people to go and show up, they're a mess

>>128918172
lmao

>>128917645
>>128917646
>>128917763
take a selfie and show it in a brewdog bar for a pint of punk ipa

lucky there are about four brewdogs in a square mile in london so I'm going on a free pub crawl and then round my mates to see the action unfold with some cold tins

Corbyn fucking killing it.
You guys have all sat here in this echo chamber for weeks and are going to fucking gobsmacked when Corbyn gets a majority.

>>128915913
>>128916387
>>128916821
North East constituencies to watch:
Likely con flip
Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland
Hartlepool
Bishop Aukland

Possible con flip:
Darlington
Sedgefield
Tynemouth

If labour have dropped a shiter con flip:
Stockton North
Blyth valley
Newcastle upon tyne North
North West Durham
Sunderland Central

If con flip RIP labour:
Wansbeck
Redcar
City of Durham
South Shields
Blaydon
Houghton and Sunderland South
Washington and Sunderland West
North Durham
Newcastle Upon Tyne East
Jarrow
North Tyneside
Newcastle Upon Tyne Central
Middlesbrough
Gateshead
Easington

>>128918067
she's a globalist but not a commie one a muh gdp muh free market one

>>128918078
What gives? Immigration?

As a black man i'm inclined to vote Corbs yet these past days i must admit being drawn towards Tim Farrons bigger picture behind the big picture.
Could honestly see myself flipping a coin.
The wife can't vote for reasons i'd rather not get into.
The black community round my way are all in for Corbs. They like Mrs Abbotts guts and determination.
Any advice gents?

CORBYN IS LIVE

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews

CORBYN IS LIVE

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews

CORBYN IS LIVE

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews

CORBYN IS LIVE

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews


CORBYN IS LIVE

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews

CORBYN IS LIVE

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews

>tfw your boss makes you debate all the other leaders in her place, 2 days after your dad dies, while she hides under her bed covers at home until it's over

>>128918222
>being over 24 and voting green
sort it out lad

>>128915260

my digi ts will show how many seats they will get

>less than 170

screen cap this

>>128918127
It's so retarted that you have to vote for someone who thinks restricting the internet is a good idea.

that being said, fuck labour
Rather have no internet, then corbyn in power.

Stay good BritFag

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>mfw Labour were wasting resources with a stall in my town which is in a safe Tory seat where they usually come 3rd
>Instead of sending the activists 40 minutes down the road to Plymouth where they are needed

Lib Dems usually win where I live, apparently its neck and neck with Conservatives and they're trying to get the Labour voters to vote for them just to stop Tories.

Who do I vote for? Not a big fan of Tories, Labpurs free dibs sounds nice since I'm poor but I want a good Brexit and I don't like Marxism. Want to vote UKIP in all honesty.

>>128918172
kek

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>>128918109
who gives a fuck you dont matter

vote kidfuckers all you want champ

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>>128918222
Stop putting it off lad, you know what to do.

>>128918172
fucking brilliant

>>128918361
my advice is that you're asking for advice in the wrong place

>>128918172
The Sun going all in

I can feel the twitter rage from here

>>128918277
These working class older types, fucking hate him. They actually despise him.

As >>128918022
says, he is simply undetectable to them, and of course, guess who votes in larger numbers. I genuinely believe we are looking at huge upset for Labour.

>>128915769
>>128918337

>>128918428
Conservatives. Tories will win so you may as well get a representative you voted for.

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>tfw your boss makes you debate all the other leaders in her place, 2 days after your dad dies, while she hides under her bed covers at home 'til it's over

I'm too stupid to into constituency politics, how do polling numbers in the low 40s translate to a Tory majority?

>>128918328
>Implying that I care who wins
Both the Tories and Labour are terrible mate.

>>128918428
vote UKIP then m8

it'll get their national share of the vote up at least

>>128918172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uWw7kuiCss

Never buy the Sun

>>128918328
>Ridiculous number of corbyn shills on here the last few weeks
>Echo chamber

>>128915458

ahahahhaha

the salt mining begins

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Yo britbros, whaddaya think of memes like these to shill for the Tories? Kinda make banning the internet into a meme. If people don't like either candidate they'll probably go for whoever is the funniest.

>>128918337
>Sedgefield
For the love of GOD please

>>128915011
>tfw walking for 30 minutes to sainsburys tomorrow to get my food and Aspall for election night
>Will pop in to vote on the way

Feels good man