Brit/pol/: Super Hans Edition

I have an itchy arsehole.

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Who/booked holiday on friday/here

the libcuck tears are going to be sooooo sweet

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>>128907939
Going abroad on the 20th

>>128908113

Anywhere nice?

>>128908360
Solo to Japan for 2 weeks lad

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>>128907690
Who would super hans vote for lads?

You will never be a voyageur, traversing the mighty rivers of North America, trading for furs and pelts with the Indians in a wild and majestic untamed land.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDkFG44AXwU

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Reminder that May has blown it and is going to have a coalition with the SNP

>>128908404

Nice anon

Guna get any sweet Jap poon

>>128908467
Monster Raving Looney Party

>>128908645

A Labour x SNP coalition would be bad beyond words.

>>128908467
imagine if they went ahead and cast russell brand as super hans like they were planning to, it would have ruined the whole show

>>128908467
He probably wouldn't show up.

>>128908718
Gonna try my absolute best, not too bad at the lingo, we'll see how it goes!

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>>128908645

Hi Nicola, oh hello Jeremy i've got a really good idea, shall we destroy the UK. OK

KYS

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Begin purchasing firearms

>>128908978

You will be dripping pussy... they love BWC

how can jap boys even compete

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>>128909202

pic related

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>>128908769

>Russel brand

>>128909262
I just dunno where to go, that's the biggest problem. Hell, I'll be on my own too so I have no idea where to begin lad. Any ideas?

>>128907742
fpbp

>>128909367
I can't imagine it either, but he went off to greener pastures by wanking off homeless men in pub toilets for TV exposure

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>>128908645

I too was going Tory, then I found out that May hates freedom.

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>>128909372

i'll be fucked if i know.

To the centre of whatever town/city ur nearest and for the poon but obviously go check out the country side aswell. i hear its super comfy

>>128909623
Corbyn has literally said he wants to stop poor people immigrating here, he's fucking dank

Now Diane Abbott is gone no one has any reason not to vote Labour

>>128909820

>dank

back to r/labour

you fucking faggot

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>>128909794
Yeah that's fair enough. 1 week in Osaka, 1 week in Tokyo. I'll see what the crack is.

Doing a 2day tour hike up Mt. Fuji too, will post comfy pics

>>128909951
back to r/nonces you wetwipe

>>128907690
I fucking love this bloke, he was the perfect actor.
looking like a real crack head

Is it bad that I'm looking at moving abroad?

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>>128910063
>back to r/nonces

>>128910121
Nope, it's perfectly logical. I'm doing it too

>>128909623

You realise that when Corbyn was re-elected as labour leader he gave a speech saying how he wanted to have increased powers to combat hate speech on Social media?

He wants to do the same as May but for hurt feelings, not terrorism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffHUG5rv1Mo

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>>128909973

ohhhh fuck that sounds good... i envy u anon

>>128910063

oh no that really hurt my fee fees

you are a faggot nigger who needs die, i can't wait to lick the tears from your blubbering face on friday

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>>128910323
>tfw get to LARP as a nip for a few weeks

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 44% (-)
LAB: 36% (-)
LDEM: 7% (-)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-1)

(via @PanelbaseMD / 02 - 07 Jun)


Last 4 polls posted on @BritainElects show a 9.25 lead for the Tories on average

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>>128909351
WTF, is that meant to be a bow?

Think I'd prefer something like pic related desu.

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>tfw getting the odd grade back atm from uni and worried I'll get a 2:2

i mean i can pull it all back next year as that's worth 2/3rds of the degree, with second year just being 1/3rd of it, but fuck tbqh lads

more brit/pol/ memes pls lads

>>128910205
at least he doesn't want to get rid of the army and the police for an 'austerity' that isn't even working

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>>128910323

There's a reason the Samurai Order and Imperial Japanese government died out, fascist.

>>128907690
Anyone rewatched Four Lions since the recent terrorisms? I actually liked it better this time.

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>>128910508

kek

you will look like a giant to them, the jap chicks will swoon you will be to ookina for them

>>128910553

thats nice desu

mines 60ibs draw weight and fires at 300fps, broad head arrows pic related. i'm ready for the apocalypse and the eventual civil war

>>128910756

so?
its still super comfy

>>128910644

No, he just wants to get rid of the army for his own personal reasons.

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The fix is in, expect Plymouth to swing back to Labour tomorrow.

>>128909820
Not sure if you watched QT m8, but he pretty much said he wants anyone to be able to immigrate here, even if they earn jack shit.

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>>128910644
>Isn't working

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>this qt and handsome man got enriched
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40187366

>>128911202
The trouble with fancy weapons is that most people (me) wouldn't know how to . have the materials to fix them when they break.
Anyone can make an ash bow and arrows that are good enough to get the job done at realistic range. Hell, even a catapult or a pointy stick is better than nothing.

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Please don't vote for Corbyn. That way I won't have to see bongs anymore on 4chan.

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Literally people have this mindset

https://twitter.com/rashidnoman1/status/872537576145526785

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Safe tory seat, voting Labour for the bants

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>>128911202
Where you the lad posting the bombmaking guides in Brit/pol/ yesterday?
Pic is an example of one

Cuckoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QijKPrV9gZ4

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is it true lads

>>128907690
Rest in mash potatoes Bodger.
F
Already had dinner today and so tomorrow we shall have some mash potatoes in memory of him.

What sort of 39-year old banker spends his Saturday evenings skateboarding, and then uses said skateboards to clobber muzzies with? Absolute madman desu, F

>>128910644
Corbyn called to scrap the army, like Costa Rica did.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3233244/How-wonderful-d-scrapped-Army-ranted-Jeremy-Corbyn-s-call-dismissed-madness-Tory-MP.html

>>128912037
How about wait 10 minutes?

>>128912037
No it's not true.

>>128908404

Can I come lad?

Need to escape this asylum we call Britain.

>>128911976
i've been seeing this all day. fuck, this makes me want to vote tory twice just to piss off this art student mingehole

>>128912037

I hope so

>>128911976
>if I click like, then I won't have to actually get off my arse and vote

>>128911966

statistically illiterate peasants

>>128908467
Saw him djing live in stoke in october, unironically a really good set

why is there allways voter fruad in paki seats
its not like there ever vote not labour

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What are you expecting on Friday lads?

Best result I can see for the Tories is a reduced majority if I'm honest. That or a hung parliament. It's been a pretty shitty campaign overall.

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>>128909623

>>128911831
but camping =/= caravaning. i guess its different for me because i grew up in the country, but i still dont agree with any holiday that isnt going somewhere to learn and take in the local culture both of which you cant do at a caravan park

>>128912037
Probably. There is no way the Conservatives can win this one.

Has Paul Joseph Watson said who he endorses? Conservative or UKIP?

>>128911545
then how do you explain the crisis in schooling, housing, NHS, and thousands of policemen less?

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post yfw the tories win by 20% because the pollsters are fucking useless

>>128912037
>Survation predicted Labour to win in 2015

going to the shop lads do i buy alcohol or cigs?

>>128912295

This, any hope of a Tory majority is DOA

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>Corbyn wants to tax eighty thousandaires at over 50%

Fucking insane. Why does the government need so much fucking money to upkeep the NHS and take care of the poor and unemployed? You could CUT taxes by over half and still provide a fully-funded NHS and unemployment benefits and free STEM tuition if you stopped growing the size of government and providing free shit to people left, right and centre!

>>128912304

who fucking cares

>>128912218
Conservative increased majority by about 20-30 seats. Labour down but comfortably above 200. Labour vote share will have increased because of the campaigning in safe seats giving Jez a mandate to stay on as leader.

>>128912399

Both and a stab vest to go with them.

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Why are there so many left-wingers on brit/pol/? Genuine question, no meaning to poke fun.

>>128912218
i honestly want a the torys to loose just one seat
I absolutley despise labour but i dont want may to think she is invincible and think it means she doesnt have to listen to the voters

>>128911545
shit was it really £6500 tax free allowance in 2010? i didnt realise i had it so good

>>128912399
i don't bloody think sharia allows it

>>128912399

Both.

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>>128912475

>>128912480
Redditors have been raiding for weeks.

>>128912399
a gun

>>128911667
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40187366
butt isnt a very arabic name? is it?

>>128912399

Both. Get some cigars a couple of bottles of port and a fuckton of cheese.

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>>128912425
>Having a 50% tax bracket

Jesus Christ

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Assad must go! Vote for the tories!

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>>128912480
They're here from r/TheLabourParty

>>128911776

good thing i've got a monster catapult as well, and hatchet for cqc

i'll make one if it breaks and i'll be getting replacement materials for the one i have bready soon... if you take care of it, wax the string regularly it shouldn't break senpai

tactically its the best weapon of choice on these great isles, silent hits like a freight train the one i posted befor cost about 200 and i could kill an elephant with it. i highly recommend

>>128912399

Check with your local Imam

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>>128912480
ASIAN
PERFECTION

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>>128912513

So tell me, why is it better to have the monarch ruling us? Why should they have significant power?

>>128912480
former ukip member voting corbyn the only real anti establishment person, i liked her at first she seemed to be something new and fresh but shortly her true colours apeared shed is a robot, been home secretrary for 6 years and reduced number of police and failed immigration targets everytime. u turn theresa can not be trusted. am not a labour voter I never voted for labour in my life ! is nigel farage a labour voter for calling theresa May out for her BS on twitter, anyone who can make a decision for himself will see that corbyn is different from the blair labour and that the media is against him for a reason, u turn may was anti brexit and said we would be successful if we stayed in the eu to me she seems power hungry to say the least and i don’t believe she connects with ordinary people im not gonna vote against my interests. i don’t think may will be strong in brexit negotiation if ukip wins some seats and corbyn wins then they can pressure him for a proper brexit, i cant guarantee anything with May will do she is not honest the only thing i will guarantee is that the nhs will be finished, destroyed by tony blair finished by theresa May

>>128912218
Agreed. We need Corbyn/Abbott/McDonell to stay away from real power because it'd be disastrous, and we need a Brexit deal that doesn't make leaving the EU pointless i.e. leaving the single market and freedom of movement. At the same time, the Conservatives are shitty with immigration as well as other things and shouldn't be kept on their toes by not having a complacently big majority.

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>>128912540

Oh anon... anon anon anon...

You broke the No. 1 rule about Brit/pol/. Don't reply to our fat and ugly cousins.

>>128911545
>pitiful rises in budgets
>NHS is the lowest its been as a % of GDP since the beginning of time
>conflating national GDP numbers

this guy

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tory ???

Norwegian media portrays the election like Corbyn has a shot.

Tories are gonna get a majority of seats, aren't they?

>>128912579
its a pajeet/paki name

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>BBC spent years urging British muslims to fight Assad in Syria with propaganda about "Evil Assad gasses Muslim babies"
>USA spent over 500 million dollars on pro Isis propaganda in order to get as many Muslim idiots as possible to fight Assad..
>Manchester bomber came from a family of known Islamists who helped kill Gadaffi AKA ISIS
Backed by the British government in Libya and Syria

Tories tuff on terror lololololololol

>watch Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away
>Paki owes 10k
>within minutes 150 more Pakis
>openly threaten High Court Officers in front of Police
>Police say and do nothing

I hate Pakis

>>128912779
Why do you waste your time re-posting this bollocks?

>>128912718
I honestly think we'll end up getting single market access anyyway. Remember we are one of the biggest contributors to the EU budget, probably in exchange for payment they will give us access.

>>128912399
Both. Have you considered switching to e-fags? My mam got off fags and bought an electronic one a while back and her health has improved a lot physically

>>128912218

Best result would be hung parliament
Tory/Lib Dem coalition

Not sure if that would happen though

>>128912844
He has schizophrenia, not joking.

>>128912589
>>128912522
>>128912475
im a poor student lads dont know if i have money for both.
whats the cheapest cigs?

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>>128912704
> corbyn the only real anti establishment person
Is this some hot pasta I overlooked?

>>128912734
Why so rude lad? I was just asking an innocent question.

>>128912010

no

i could probably do that shit, i prefer stealth to not bring attention to myself when SHTF

>unironically listening to opeth

it's my first time listening to them, decent metal band lads

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>>128912749
The NHS needs to be destroyed. You honestly cant be defending it

>>128912607
Obliviously wasn't around to witness the US election and CTR.

>>128912896

Fuck the first two and get the stab vest in that case.

>>128912779
>alleges

3 minutes until the survation poll lads

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>>128912399
Get Bells

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quintessentially british

vote may

>>128912929
oh jesus you're one of those people

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>>128912919
The elusive bombmaker of /pol/ stays lurking

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/872437880622391296

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/872437880622391296

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/872437880622391296

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/872437880622391296

:)

>>128912942
Embarrassingly I've been here for years.

>>128909820
I hope this is ebin memery and you aren't really this gullible

Corbyn Wins

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Who else is voting UKIP tomorrow?

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>>128912896
Go to the local dodgy shop and ask them if they have flandria or these satanic things

>>128912972
i aint scared lad. also i live way up north in scotland so far we are relatively safe

How does a /brit/ arm himself against a potential machete attack? I have to live in London for at least 2 more years for work, bit worried about it desu.

>>128912790

He has a shot, but very much an outsider and all depends on turnout.
He has massive support in the under 35s but the 18-24s are typically lazy as fuck when it comes to voting

>>128912602
I know, it's mad. Our taxes are high too but they're not THAT high.

Did you know Sweden has a 57% tax bracket?

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quintessentially british

vote may.

>>128912921

noice

>>128912801
just googled that..

>Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! is a factual/reality documentary series on Channel 5, following the work of High Court Enforcement Officers as they execute High Court writs up and down the country, on ..
>factual/reality documentary

wtf does that even mean... is it factual or not? is it reality tv or not? is it a documentary or not? if it is just a documentary why not call it that????

its like calling something a true fact

>>128912921

i've heard damnation, all i know is the guy likes Comus and was responsible for bringing them back and Comus are the greatest fucking band ever so i have goodwill towards mikael

>>128912704

can smell u cunts from a mile off

take a shower r/labour cuck bitch

>>128912896

Damn you can't buy less than a pack of 20 now, or 30g if tobacco, so not gonna be cheap. Someone posted earlier about a good offer on McEwans beer, but I can't remember which s/market.

>>128913080
wish she'd lend me a hand - an d a bit of mouth if you know what I mean

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>>128913160
>complaining about fascism on /pol/

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This is tomorrows weather forecast btw

>>128913117
Thinking this myself - body armour is completely legal in this country but you'll need discrete stuff otherwise the police will get funny with you

>>128913160
>When the Left are actually finally accurate in labelling someone a Fascist
Never thought I'd see the day

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quintessentially british

vote may

vote tory

>>128913117
chair. keeps them out of arms reach most places have chairs if not swing bag, basically anything longer than a long knife should do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1mzBahuMRM

Has everyone seen the latest Jezza video? Cringe is an understatement.

>>128913021
>NH3 + HCl → NH4Cl

Ammonium chloride is a solid.

>>128912929

>6% of the budget just on interest

How long before this country dies?

>>128912878

The last coalition was political suicide for the Lib Dems. A second one would be the cremation.

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>>128912607
momodum

>>128913028
fuck
tory cucks pack your shit already, its over

>>128913080
can't mate, not on my ballot, they're on 100 of the 650 constits.

Gutted, spoilt vote it is then.

>>128910528

There are a whole bunch of polling companies that are going to have their reputations completely trashed this election.

Can't understand why they're all so different

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quintessentially british

vote may goy

>>128913239
i get 3 candidates in my place why the fuck do you get so many greedy cunt

>>128912118
is there a word or phrase to describe a joke that disparages x group where most of the pleasure is derived from the disparaging and not the actual joke?

like for instance her tweet 23k likes because it attacks the tories but if she had swapped "conservative" with "labour" in her tweet the joke being told would be identical but obviously wouldn't receive anywhere near as much exposure (or if it did it would be with an entirely different group of people), this to me suggests that the "joke" portion of the "joke" is independent of why people like it yet they still phrase it as a joke

feels like a very disingenuous thing to do yet it's like 80% of communication on a website like twitter consists of this sort of stuff

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>Abbott gone for now but only due to 'ill health'

So she will be let back in when she miraculously gets better in a few months?

No thanks. Gonna flip a coin between libs or cons..

>>128913275
Labour BTFO

>>128913021

i'm sure he'll rear his head when shit starts to get worse... i suspect mosques will start to burn any day

>>128913307
>19 years old
>Child

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QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH

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>>128913149
>Did you know Sweden has a 57% tax bracket?
Yes, but I am baffled every time I hear that because I have been to most communist nations and they don't take that much money from you.

>>128913275
>Thunder and rain in Labour Marginals
>kids will stay at home
>pensioners will summon the Dunkirk spirit and troop to the polling station

Thank you based god.

>>128913294
>claim

>>128913294
I'm going to give you some anecdotal evidence here so take it for what you will. I know the man in charge of the case on the Ted Heath rape allegations. There isn't actually any evidence and it was made up because the 'victim' wanted attention.

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/871451490199756800

Thoughts on this?

Final pre-election public polling for #GE2017 from Survation will be published after 10pm tonight with final fieldwork completing at 9pm.

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>>128912607
I wonder who was posting this

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He's a British citizen, remember. Who will he be voting for?

>>128913275

excellent. rain chan is on our side lads

>>128912867
im not addicted though lad just want a quick smoke

>>128913275

I like how we keep generating storms with our elections

>we warp storm now

>>128913124
The bookies are massively in favour of Conservatives, and I wouldn't be surprised if the polls got it wrong this time as well. In Brexit they were underestimating yes and the 2015 election they were underestimating the conservatives.

>>128912929
>Pensions at 20%

What the fuck? Why? Just have one social security tax and encourage employers to fund extra pension plans with tax cuts to sweeten the deal

>>128913514
>>128913028

>>128913048

Underrated.

>>128913332
It does work but it's a shitter version of the other smoke bomb guide I posted higher up

>My dad, a 51 year old bloke
>who is shit at technology
>Is sending me anti Corbyn memes.

Holy fuck

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quintessentially british

vote may....

>>128912921
Harlequin Forest is their best tune.

>>128912607

Fake

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>>128913307
really votes my labour

>>128913239

My ballot didn't have photos what the fuck

>>128913531
I think he just lives here

LADS HELP WHO DO I VOTE FOR

>Labour safe seat, 2015: 52% Labour, 20% Tory, 19% UKIP
>don't like labour that much
>like may but hate her internet policies
>not in scotland, no need for SNP
>greens nice meme
>despise the lib dems

Do I just go independent lads? Or do I vote labour?

>>128913307
shalom sandnigger

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>>128913275
So it is basically this but in Britain.

>>128913628

>t. labour shill

Don't be pedophobic
Vote Tory

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>>128907690

can anyone give me a legitimate reason why anyone would vote for the lib dems?

Farron is a fucking nonce looking cunt isn't he

Who is everyone voting for now that voting UKIP is pointless?

Conservatives?

>>128910121
you want to marry me for greencard? only $2.000 usd

SURVATION POLL OUT
Labour 2 points ahead
ITS HAPPENING LADS! WE WILL WIN!

>>128913680
That's an Irish ballot

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quintessentially british

vote may

why not give mi6 your whatsapp?

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https://wwwfacecockcom/thetommyrobinson/

have you seen the leaked cctv stabbing vid???

Holy fuck. The disgusting labour shills in this thread.

Can't wait for this election to be over so they can fuck off.

>>128913531
see
>>128913686

No citizenship.

>>128913695
Don't vote Labour, don't fall for the shilling.

>>128913695
go ukip, they won't win but it will increase the national popular vote.

>>128913695
vote Green for the keks
or if it's such a safe seat then UKIP

>>128913695

SPOIL IT
P
O
I
L

I
T

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Election day itinerary

>Day off work
>Wake up a bit later
>Head to the local cafe for breakfast
>Vote
>Do supply run for snacks/drinks
>Have a nap
>Election all nighter watching Dimbles, twitter shitposting and Brit/pol/

Pretty comfy day ahead.

>>128913739
no they can't

yes he is

>>128913761
LINK IT

>>128913667
i've only listened to still life. moonlapse vertigo is my favourite

>>128913739
dude weed lmao

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>french casted 4 million spoiled ballots
We aren't going to get anywhere near that

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4482690/Le-Pen-came-abstentions-spoiled-ballots.html

>>128913695
Corbyn chaos
>just do it

>>128913761
>literally fuck off

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>>128913610
Should add, he just sent me this.

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quintessentially british

vote may/

>>128913275

Will barely make a difference

>>128907939

Ready booked lad, Mummy's going to give 'em a rightgood smackywacky

>>128913279
Is there any discreet body armour that one would wear on a day-to-day basis? Can't just walk around in a police vest.

>>128913306
I can't really carry a chair on my person at all times unfortunately, although it would be good if I were in a Borough Market type situation, granted.

>>128913863
What did you think of Face of Melinda?

>>128913487
>>128913768
u guys from reddit aware corbyn hasn't said he wont do the exact same?

>>128913275
>This is tomorrows weather forecast btw

God favours the Tories.

Deus vult

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>>128913224
>Someone posted earlier about a good offer on McEwans beer

It was me, lad. 12 cans for 11 quid in Tesco. I think it's the saem in Asda. McEwans is actually good stuff.

Someone else said Tesco are doing a deal just now where you can get two 12 packs of selected beers for 15 quid but that might depend on your area.

>>128913761
>We

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unmummy no maternal instinct May only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about you or your kids

a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt.

vote pepe may

Labour are gonna fucking do it.

Corbyn said they were gonna do a Leicester City, holy fucking shit.

>Conservative: 353 (+23)
>Labour: 219 (-13)
>SNP: 49 (-7)
>DUP: 9 (+1)
>Lib Dem: 7 (-1)
>Sinn Féin: 5 (+1)
>Plaid Cymru: 2 (-1)
>SDLP: 2 (-1)
>Green: 1
>UUP: 1 (-1)
>UKIP: 0 (-1)
----------------
>Independent: 1
>Speaker: 1
CAP THIS YOU FAGGOTS

>>128914063
I know, it's unreal.
We're heading for Trump 2.0
Corbyn is literally going to be the PM.

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>>128912480
>>128912540
>>128912607
Check out these cucks from r/TheConservativeParty shilling for Tories because they know the Tory party stands between us and a proper rightwing party

>>128913861
https://twitter.com/Survation/status/872319314342359040

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS SURVATION POLL?

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Which pollster is the most reliable?

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Cheeky gippo
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/872532496046542848

>>128914132
WHERE ARE THE NUMBERS

>>128913722
think you'll find it's liberals who'll try and normalise it sweetie.

>>128913117

Run.
Check your exits.
Remain vigilant.
Carry a sturdy umbrella.

>inb4 the surprise of the attack the other night and number of attackers would make it difficult to defend against desu

>>128914183

Survation or YouGov

>>128912540
no they haven't you tit, this isn't some shit tier american election

>>128907742
i have an itchy arsehole
been proper bad the past week
at its worst in the mornings
had it before
used aloe vera gel and things cleared up
not this time round
what do lad?

>>128913695
vote Tory. With the collapse of UKIP and some alienated Labour voters, the Tories' chances are not awful. Slim, yes, but possible.

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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872545556727558145

New poll lads

>>128914123
I couldn't care less about the UK, I think it will probably just limp along for the rest of my life as a husk of what it was.

>>128913739
they'll give you some weed to cancel Brexit

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quintessentially british

vote M A Y

>>128914301
Yeah they have, evidence has been presented.

>>128914259
This is in fact the opposite of the truth/

>>128913739

Raising general taxation by 1% to pay for public services is better than Corbyn's idea of taxing the rich and expecting them not to move their money to another country.

Also, the Tories are a bunch of cunts who will destroy internet privacy.

>tfw spoiling vote

What I should write down with a marker? I'm thinking about nigger or a cock

>>128913971
yeah i like it, nice acoustic. still life is a great metal album, i can see why it's so popular

>>128914324
>6 days of polling

lol no lad.

The left have just amplified like crazy the sound of their support.

Shy Tories went back into hiding when the election was declared because of the harassment.

Tory Majority of 80+ seats. Screengrab me fucker.

Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM&feature=youtu.be

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Who voting Labour just to see the biggest shock in world politics?

This would be a bigger shock than Trump and Brexit.

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>>128914259

>>128914324
If Lib Dem voters switch to Labour, Corbyn will win by a landslide

>>128912607

you know when they won't be here

on friday, when they have been buttblasted into submission

yes you >>128913527
and >>128913670

to name 2... your suicides on friday are going to be quality, could u live stream you hanging yoursleves so i can wank off... i stopped wanking a while ago but i will make an exception to you dying at the end of a rope

>>128914162
It's a giant meme. All polls here:

https://twitter.com/britainelects

>>128914183
they're all pretty dismal atm, been very unpredictable - I seriously doubt 10% of the country were suddenly swayed to Labour since their manifesto launch. Other than that, keep comparing and contrasting results to get the best picture until the exit poll tomorrow night, which is always the most accurate.

I feel like the UK election never made it to 7th dimensional chess; which is unfortunate because as we all know the US election was fully 9th dimensional chess, impressive.

>>128914354
where? that reddit screencap?

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>>128914324
ITS HAPPENING! The internet is saved! Blairites on the run!

From the last thread about the Martin Boon, the ICM guy tweeting about polling rumours

IMO he wouldn't be bigging up rival polls unless they showed movement that brings them in line with his final poll

Given Boon has criticised the other pollsters over the last month for (in his view) screwing up turnout weighting I think one of the other final polls is going to announce a methodology change that brings their Tory lead up significantly

>>128914238
Socialists ain't liberals
>And shit attempt to ignore what is rampant amongst privately educated Tories

Westminster voting intention:
CON: 43% (-) LAB: 38% (+5) LDEM: 7% (-4) UKIP: 4% (-) GRN: 2% (-1) (via @TNS_UK / 01 - 07 Jun) Chgs w 30 May

Literally stealing votes of the milk meme and Green party.

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orrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state

VOTE TORY

>>128914063
Leicester is full of pakis. What did he mean by this?

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>>128914423
>corbyns face friday morning

Reese-mogg on LBC right now complaining about the state of his brothers kitchen.

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Jezza is making a speech in a few minutes:

http://news.sky.com/watch-live

They're singing "Jeremy Corbyn" like people sing the van Gerwen song at the darts

>10 hours til the polls open
>still have no idea who to vote for
Might just spoil my vote

>>128914324
>labour getting as near vote percentage than Blair in 2001
top kek

lads
where can i find me a hot Tory tranny?
preferably a big and pretty dick
slim pickings desu

>>128913931
kek

£10 minimum wage, which due to inflation will buy approximately 1 potato, half rotten.

>>128914325
Please suck my dick.

>>128914544

Which ultra-safe Labour marginal is it this time?

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Why is leaving the house so scary?

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>>128914324
>Tories constantly averaging 40-45% since GE2017 polling started
>7 days of polling averages

ahhhh yes

>>128914544
they've been doing that all campaign

>>128914183
Of the UK pollsters - none.

>>128914458
Thanks, id laugh if survation had a 10 point Tory lead now.

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>>128908769

abominable timeline

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>>128913958

kek

its going to be glorious

mfw

>>128913550

This. The weather in London was fucking diabolical on the referendum day.

>>128914545
Don't vote, spoilt it

>>128914089
>>Plaid Cymru: 2 (-1)
nope

>>128914364

Not really, they could yet be right after all

>>128914620
>islington

>>128914032

Thanks lad - that is a good deal. I haven't supped McEwans in quite a while.

>>128914597
£10 minimum wage by 2020 I think was the specific policy.

With current inflation and cost of living risis, this will barely be noticed by anybody by then.

>>128913028
Keane version was much better tbqh.

>>128913028
>https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/872437880622391296


Oh god that song

>oh simple thing where have you gone

THINGS
H
I
N
G
S

It's happening again