Brit/pol/: Mashed Potatoes in Heaven Edition

If brit/pol/ owned a pub what would it be called?

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VOTE UKIP

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>>128903890
The Nige

>Lets have another election

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HAPPENING

sac magique

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

That's shit. So many good memories of that show.

The majority of people who are going to vote Tory don't give a shit about human rights, because they blithely assume that the people who would be affected will be 'Them'. The 'other people', terrorists and foreigners and brown people, not good, white English men and women.

They will never learn. Every time an election comes around, we hope that people have finally figured out that the Tories are poison to this country, but they never do. Blair seduced the middle Englanders for a few years, by acting more Tory than Labour, but they all drifted right back to the Tories in the end. And now that the working class, Labour's traditional support, have been fragmented by the collapse of their industry, and turned against one another and by outsiders by targeted media campaigns, they're looking like easier pickings for Tory propaganda.

If the polls are right, and the Tories win by 7-12 percentage points, then this country is fucked. Completely fucked. Brexit will be disastrous, and May will keep sucking up to Trump and alienating the whole world as a result.

>>128903890
The Swan and Paedo

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Threadly reminder to do the RIGHT thing

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>Corbyn is the only option. If May became Prime Minister she'd shut the NHS. We cant allow that

>>128904016
Top reference.

THESE THREADS ARE MOVING TOO FAST.

IT'S ONLY GOING TO BE WORSE TOMORROW. REEEEEEEEEEE

>>128903890
The spotted house

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>>128903890
the chlid fuckers den

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>>128903975

Nice echo chamber lad

>>128903818
thanks m8, what makes you say that?

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>>128903890

>>128904077

This but unironically

who /voting at 7am/ here?

Well, the more recent polls on BritainElects are very reassuring

>>128903890
/arepub/

>>128903890
The Hitchens Return.

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>talking about politics with the family
>dad says he's disappointed UKIP aren't running a candidate in our area
>immediately starts ranting about the foreign aid budget

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>mfw Labour gets crushed on Thursday and Corbyn still stays on
perfect

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>>128904123
+1

>>128904223
Nah, I'm going to wake up at 2pm for optimal shitposting through the night.

are the people supporting corbyn doing it ironically or are they shills?

>>128904077
Has anyone got that pic listing all the times people have said the NHS is about to collapse?

Where is Corbyn's youtube presence?

I was thinking lads, if any of you followed the US elections, live streams of trump rallies were a common thing. Every rally was streamed and then re-uploaded to youtube once it finished.

Now I know we're not the US so all I can say is that Farage himself argues that his political surge was fuelled by youtube, particularly of him in the european parliament

But where's corbyn? I can't find half of his rallies and those that I do have absolute shit-tier numbers. None of his mong followers seem interested in long-form rally speeches, or political interviews. But what this additionally shows is that nobody outside of his mong audience is interested in him either.

See the numbers for yourself- https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=corbyn+rally

Unlike facebook and twitter, where you won't receive information unless you're following the right people in the right algorithm-created bubbles, youtube is completely open, and video numbers reflect it.

Could it be that the social media presence is relegated to a couple thousand mongs on closed-bubble social sites like twitter and facebook (or even as low as hundreds), and there is no real interest in him outside of that?

Seems too late to dwell on such things but I keep seeing accusations from corbyn mongs that there's an internet underground of leftists who support him that is not being properly represented in the media. Frankly, I don't see it

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>>128903975
>lib dems are even unpopular among facebook normies

>>128903981
Tilly, It's a secret.

Ariana Grande plays in Paris tonight

Is that a happening

What happens if the country can't pay off the insurance on the debt?

>>128904232
could at least post them

what cigars should i get from sainsbury's lads?

>>128903975
Labour Landslide incoming

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>>128903890
The Patriot

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>Congratulations, Anon! You've been promoted
>You've shown tremendous skill, courage, and passion in your work in the anti-Jihadi program, saving countless lives of civilians and your fellow officers
>But now you'll be moving to the Hate Crimes department. This is where the real action happens. You'll be monitoring online tweets for offensive content. It's a step up from your current position but I'm sure you can handle it

>>128903956

No, you don't need anything apart ffrom knowledge of your own name and address

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>>128902884
>tfw you go to piss at a urinal but it's taking forever to come out
>someone walks in and you just know they think its because they are there

>>128904347
By insurance I mean interest.

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>>128904389
>not buying Nige's old cigar butts from patreon
pleb

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May is right, who cares about human rights.
As soon as Corbyn gets elected he should ban anything that isnt pro communist.

>>128903975
>leeds bible

Literally a student clickbait outlet. Surprised the Eviwl Torwies got past single figures

>>128904364

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 44% (-3)
LAB: 34% (-1)
LDEM: 9% (+1)
UKIP: 5% (+1)
GRN: 2% (+1)

(via @ComRes / 05 - 07 Jun)
Westminster voting intention:

CON: 46% (+1)
LAB: 34% (-)
LDEM: 7% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-1)

(via @ICMResearch / 06 - 07 Jun)


Westminster voting intention:

CON: 43% (-)
LAB: 36% (-1)
LDEM: 8% (+2)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2%(-)

(via @OpiniumResearch / 04 - 06 Jun)

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>Hi I'm Robert Grayson, please to meet you.

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>>128903961

>>128904422
>get vehicle stolen
>0 police turn up

>don't pay TV licence
>2 police turn up

Latest Survey Monkey poll
CON 42
LAB 38
LD 6
UKIP 4
10,000 respondents.

>>128904513
Sell assets I think, This could mean land for example.

>>128904553
thank you very much

>>128904276
>dad was joking about "lining up all the ragheads and gunning them down" combined with machine gun gestures

based dad

>>128903975
>all these social media mongs heading for a rude awakening from their echo chamber

Gonna be great.

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>>128904553
Commies and parasites get fucked.

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>>128904422

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>No happenings for a couple of days

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>>128904599
reminder a vote for UKIP is a vote for labour

>>128904422
I like to think that we slowly turn the GHCQ agents we have watching this place.

>3 months after being assigned to /pol/, GCHQ agent Steve was sacked after calling his colleagues cucks for defending Islam.

>>128904334
>>128903981
What did they mean by this

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>>128904389

I really like those packs of Hamlet's but they're more cigarillos than strict cigars

>>128904389

Lad, do you even like cigars?

And if you don't smoke, why the fuck would you start now?

>>128904599

Is that a weighted poll though?

>>128904692
>reminder a vote for anybody is a vote for continued immigration

>>128904666

>>128904631
Had a good chortle with my dad when he said "We should get one of those Korean supertankers, fill it with Pakis and explode it in the South Atlantic"

I've only had one set of campaigners (Labour ones) knock on my door - and that was just now. None from any of the other parties.

This election in general feels very low energy.

>>128904691
>Terrorist attack in Londonistan this morning

>>128904341

>the French and Grande

Perfect match, the French practically invented degeneracy.

>>128904665
But you're the one that's going to get fucked, m8.

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I hope the weather is nice tomorrow.

I'm going to go for a lovely walk through the woods to the polling station and then pick up enough teacakes on the way back to keep me energised throughout the election night.

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Post yfw Labour wins

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>>128903961
>The Salty Remainer

>>128904872
It's gonna rainnn

>>128904766
Smoking cigars as a habitual smoker fucking sucks, its so hard to stop the inhale reflex

>>128904692
Any vote apart from Conservative is a vote for Labour.

>>128904776
All polls are weighted, just they all use different methodologies.

>>128904695

Top kek - probably unbeknownst to us we unironically are.

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Is he.. biting his hand?

>>128904872

Weather is a bit mixed, sunshine and showers here in Cheshire.

Who should i vote in my sixforms mock election
>Tory
>Labour
>LibDems
>greens

>>128904748
yeah i was thinking about trying them. i've only tried a cigar a few times, so i don't wanna jump in at the deep end
>>128904766
yeah i think so, it's been many years since i last tried one.

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>>128904898

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>tfw dad isn't voting
>he says it's all decided by the jews anyway

>>128904297

Actual Corbyn voter here.
Long time 4chan poster but only really here on pol for the election banter then will probably go back to lurking once/twice a day

I think this election is terrible, im basically left choosing between socialism and authoritarianism. The internet censorship/regulation was the final deciding factor me though, simply unwilling to vote for that.

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>>128904838

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Father of the decade has backed the Lib Dems

Can't wait for the hung parliament tbqh

>>128904828
>part and parcel

>>128904422
hey you've found where the extra 10k PCSOs are going

>>128904722
It means we aren't millenials like you.

>>128904553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpEWpK_Dl7M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l65_1S3qNBw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsW4FoRzhQw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

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The “EU Commission’s National Journalist Prize Against Discrimination” was awarded to him for an article dealing with “asylum seekers who are not entitled to medical care and who are therefore forced to seek medical care, as well as healthcare staff and others who still provide health care to asylum seekers,” the Commission wrote in a statement.

Eight years later, this Tuesday, the award-winning journalist cried “this is for Syria” while hitting a policeman with a hammer in front of France’s most iconic cathedral.
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This is getting too much

Oh by the by I have a job itnerview tomorrow. I always tell brit/pol/ when I have a job interview because I get nervous and it makes me feel a bit more comfy. It's not even an interview; it's an entire assessment day lasting hours so .... shit. I KNOW YOU;'RE ALL WISHING ME LUCK. And I hope you are all having a comfy day tomorrow during the morning and early afternoon whilst I sweat and fiddle my way through a long ass interview process.

>>128905012
looks like a services, so no surprise he's eating alone.

>>128904341
Her music with Beiber could be seen as a threat.

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>Tfw gf has ONCE AGAIN invited all of her bandmates around to our 1 bedroom flat without warning at the drop of a hat then got pissed off at me for questioning her on why she would do that without asking me first or giving me more than 5 minutes notice and now I am banished upstairs to the bedroom until they leave

Women were a mistake.

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>AAR ENAYCHESS
Matt, matt, matt, matt. Are you suggesting?

>>128905071
>Boat Man

>>128904584
Toplel

>>128904030
>not being pro-Jew

If you can't beat them... Trump has the right idea.

>>128905069
So original. Get hit by a truck.

>>128905071
>Get so BTFO in Brexit Campaign that you have to back Lib Dems.

KEKINGTONS

>>128904748
I smoke Hamlets on occasion, is there anywhere common you can get proper torpedo sized fuckers? Can't be arsed going to a cigar shop every time.

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BREAKING NEWS: NIGEL FARAGE IS A NONCE

>>128904963

A random poll on the internet that anybody can respond to isn't weighted.

why is this moving so fast

>>128905071

They will be deader than his druggie daughter come Friday morning.

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J U S T
F U C K
M Y
S H I T
U P
F A M

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>>128905071
kek I forgot about his kid ODing

>>128904927
The Breg and Zit?

>>128905071
at least he has somewhat of a brain.

>>128905037
BNP

>>128904673

WW1 was a conflict between AustroHungary and Serbia which boiled over into a continental wide conflict, which Britain could have easily stayed out of and which had nothing to do with Democracy.

>>128904911

The Civil War was a constitutional conflict between anti-monarchist puritan parliamentarians and royalist defenders of the king and divine right and also had absolutely nothing to do with Democracy.

>>128905064

What's your favourite meme lad?

>>128904828
No there wasn't you silly little twonk

Nursery stabbing wasn't terrorism, and even if it was it's hardly much of a happening.

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>>128905071
>Father of the decade

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>>128905294

>>128904599
Survey Monkey are joke tier, britainelects doesn't even post them

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>>128904313
Interesting point lad, here's my theory.

Youtube is a lower depth to surface Sites like twitter and Facebook.People who are on Youtube are usually better informed because there's more depth to a Youtube video than a 15 second facebook video.

If you look what Labour voters share its always bullet points and image macros to quickly get across a message without going too deep. You don't need to watch a 20 minute Corbyn rally to hear the reason most young people are voting for him = free stuff.

>>128905275
Election tomorrow

>>128905193
>allowing a woman dominion over your home
get down there and start hitting her.

>>128905279
Jesus christ.

>>128905279
God I hate that cunt so much

>>128905279
>rape threat
wew

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>>128905193

Drop her. She's clearly a cunt with abysmal empathy for other people.

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>>128905236
>mfw it's just a leaf

>wanted trump to win
>didn't think he'd actually fucking win
>laugh all fucking morning
>want Corbyn to win
>realistically just want anyone but May to win
>don't think he's actually going to win

I mean, lightning can hit the same place twice right?

>>128905071

Irrelevant musician supports irrelevant political party
Pottery

>>128905279
Paul Mason is fucking retarded

>>128905071

>Bob Geldoff
>Rockstar

In his own mind

>>128905140
Why are you talking about tots tv on britpol though

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Who /economically Centrist/ here?

It's great because you don't fuck over the poor but you also don't beat the rich into submission and turn your country into Venezuela.

Too bad none of the UK parties represent me then

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>>128905231
Soon, friend. Soon...

>>128905278
Sick Tory scum, mocking a dead girl.

>>128905491
He is not going to win. Look at the Lord Ashcroft polls that are done on a constituency level.

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oh dear

>>128905064
jew

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Soon all of Britain will be communist!

>>128904163
>browses /pol/
>calls someone out on an echo chamber

>gigabit internet connection
>images still load slowly
Fucking sort it out, gookmoot.

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>>128905551
>/economically Centrist/
You misspelled /economically illiterate/

>This retard calling in now

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>Jeremy Corbyn invented Euroscepticism.

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Reminder the world is better off without her
>>128905414

>>128905707

Get out you Ikea wog

>>128903890
The Frog and Jackboot

>>128905551
I think everyone should pay their fair share of tax, that includes the rich people and corperations avoiding tax and it also includes people right at the bottom working with cash, hiding income, getting subsidised hosuing and benefits when they dont need them.

The system is getting rinsed form both ends, thats the problem

>>128905642
reminder that Sadiq Khan has spent £1.8m in the last year on a task force to tackle online hate crime i.e. the stop antimuslim people brigade

>Dystopian Los Angeles with 1000 Year Tory Reich

>>128905795
>inteligent

>>128905759

This place isn't an echo chamber, anyone can post here as you can tell from the communist FAGGOT fucks posting their Corbyn bullshit all in here all the time.

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>yfw classcucks will soon be going to the gulags.

>>128905622
I think it'll be a hung parliament lad.

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>>128904898
>electricity rationing by october

>>128903748
post bodger and badger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNV7beaAghQ

>>128905851
>muh fair share
everybody has a different idea of what that means lad. in other words, it's meaningless.

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>>128905707
Good. Gommunists best German removers, we need this for Brexit talks.

>>128905859
Bullshit

>>128905383
>A gang of muds stabbingg a stranger while screaming allah isn't terrorism
Then neither was Lee Rigby. Thick cunt.

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Why is mummy so pretty and special?

Why aren't there girls like her around nowadays? In the future they'll all be fatimas. This makes me want to die.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13134646

http://www.strawpoll.me/13134646

http://www.strawpoll.me/13134646

Crucial poll.

Who else planning to spoil their ballot?

>>128905414
She was ill

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>>128905602

>Brit/pol election night guide
JUNE 8TH
0700 Polls open
2100 First election special edition thread
2200 Polling stations close and first exit polls released (expect thread rate to up to one every 12-20 minutes instead of the usual once per hour from here until some time in the morning)
2300 Expect Sunderland to be the first result to be called at around this time
JUNE 9TH
0100 By this time in the morning we should know how things are starting to go, with Nuneaton being declared around this time.
0200 UKIP friendly seats will be declared around this time
0230 Some Labour marginals will be declared around this time
0300 Lots of key marginals will be declared around here
0400 Seats held be high-ups in both parties will be declared around about this time
0500 Paul Nuttall's seat will be declared around about this time
0530 This is about the time last year when the Tories began to take the lead

It might be more clear earlier this time around, but we don't know that's part of the excitement.

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>>128905642
They should try to stop shit like this, first

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>he's delusional enough to believe in the economic policies of May

Reminder that the Tories will just scrape an increased majority.
May will resign, minor kerfuffle in the party before they elect Bojo.
Corbyn will stay on as the Labour Party descends into chaos before eventually splitting.
Screencap this.

>>128905872
Sounds fucking sick like loads of bandits with guns and military MayBOTS patrolling the desert.

>>128905916
Not happening. Tories worse case tomorrow is a majority of 30

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>>128905899

>>128905759
>thread literally packed with tory, labour, ukip shills
>echo-chamber
Greenlet detected

>>128905955
not really, you shouldn't be able to avoid tax by moving profits to other countries. You should'nt be able to avoid tax by moving your income off shore. You should'nt not declare your cash earnings, avoiding tax and claiming benefits. Pretty black and white.

>>128905980
I wish
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39692811

>literally nobody is talking about the London bridge attack anymore

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>>128904898

who even is paul mason? he seems to have come out of nowhere

>>128905984
The met police aren't treating it as terrorism

THICK CUNT

>>128906038
>UKIP friendly seats

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>>128905642

>>128906038
inb4 sticky flooded by yanks asking moronic questions

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>>128906077
>implying they aren't the economic policies of are ed

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what did he say anon?

>>128906234
Don't go to the sticky lad, stay in brit/pol/

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>>128906189
Oi! What's your game?

>>128905642
The police are not on our side, I keep telling you that.

>>128906167
Get over it.

Ffs you right wing retards expect everyone to keep harping on for months about every bloody tragedy I swear

COMRADES VOTING FOR LABOUR

REMEMBER TO USE A PEN WHEN VOTING TO PREVENT THE TORY ESTABLISHMENT FROM RUBBING OUT YOUR CROSS FOR CORBYN

REMEMBER THEY DID THIS LAST ELECTION, ITS THE ONLY WAY THEY WON

WE CAN DO THIS COMRADES, VOTE IN THE SAFEST TORY SEAT NEAR YOU, ITS WHERE YOU'RE MOST NEEDED

>>128905491
>want Corbyn to win
Stop falling for the shills.

>>128906167
Literally nobody gives a shit about some crack heads committing suicide by police.

>>128906167

And so the cycle continues

it's tragic really

>>128906183

he was economics editor on newsnight for a long time then moved to econ editor for channel 4 news then he quit and become a freelance communist

>>128906167

I'm already on edge waiting for the next one. I got a breaking news alert before and had a big sigh of relief but it was just some children's book author getting a medal

>>128906285
"Please fuck my wife"

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>>128906150
>people should pay more tax than the law requires
you're a fucking parasite lad.

>>128906167
Terrorist attacks are just part and parcel of living in a big city now.

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>>128905999
Not as if these are accurate - see one from yesterday,

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>>128906235
First man to lose an election for Labour and the Conservatives?

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>>128905071

>>128905543
You're the only one doing that lad.

>>128906189
Laughable

>>128906380
no dickhead, im saying change the law.

>>128906077

>implying any of them have a clue

>>128905262

The brass of it

>>128906304

This 2bh stickies are the worst, laggy and full of wogs

>>128906325

Because the problem still isn't fixed and is gonna happen again.

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>>128906159
christ.

"to develop appropriate online sanctions for perpetrators of online hate".

>>128906285
>Hark! I hear the foe advancing,
>Barbed steeds are proudly prancing,
>Helmets in the sunbeams glancing
>Glitter through the trees.
>Men of Harlech, lie ye dreaming?

Britain Elects @britainelects 2m

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 38% (-3)
LAB: 45% (+5)

(via @Survation / 05 - 07 Jun)
Chgs. w/ 03 Jun.


IT'S OGRE

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>>128903890

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>>128906189
Hello fellow 4channers, gas the bikes, right guys?

>>128905064
i know it's trite but nothing to hide, nothing to fear. and id much rather a few regulations to stop online radicalisation than labour's tried and tested policy of letting bringing in 50 immigrants in per second

>>128906368
>he was economics editor on newsnight for a long time then moved to econ editor for channel 4 news

And his degree is in music.

>>128906305
Helping pols Nazis do the right thing

>anti globalist
>anti Semite
>straight white male
>socialist

>>128906167

Aye lad, news coverage for these happenings seems to be getting shorter.

>>128906167
London votes liberal they deserve everything they get

>>128906522
surely this applies to any muslim spouting anti west rhetoric too? If i paki tells me im scum and going to hell fire i can report him right?

>>128906573
>via @Survation

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>>128904066
The Daily Stormer should stop endorsing people. It doesn't help.

>>128906496
Yes it is.

Attacks are still very rare.

We probably won't see another this year.

Nothing more can be done, just get on with your life

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>>128906573
>making me look

>>128904695
Hearty kek thanks lad

>>128906573
Fake

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>>128905193
>'bandmates'

OP is upstairs, and hears lots of groaning behind a locked door,

>'what's going on in there dear?'
>'eh...oh we're just practicing a new number...yeah...a new song'
>giggles from all the bandmates

come on mate

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>>128905765
There's a simple solution to this:
>Privatise minor government expenditure to reduce State expenditure costs in the budget (e.g. transport)

>>128905851
I agree for the most part, but I think we should be fair to business. We should create an economic environment businesses want to invest in, but make them pay what they owe (I think the current 12.5% Corporate tax rate here is very reasonable)

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ARE YOU TIRED OF THE DIMINISHING AMOUNT AND QUALITY OF OUR MOST VITAL, LIFE SUSTAINING SUBSTANCE - ARYAN BLOOD?

ARE YOU TIRED OF ARYANS RUNNING RAMPANT IN THE STREETS - THE BLOOD CONSTABULARY OVERSTRETCHED AND UNDERFUNDED?

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE CONTINUING NON-AGGRESSION POLICY THAT WE CONTINUALLY PURSUE WITH THEIR ARYAN NATION?

WE PROMISE TO OPEN SIX NEW BLOOD REFINERIES ACROSS THE NORTH OF ENGLAND AND CREATE FOUR NEW REFINERY SHIPS.

A VOTE FOR THE BEADY PARTY IS A VOTE FOR A REAL ARYANDIED.

WE WILL REINSTATE THE NATIONAL ALLOWANCE OF ARYANBLOOD. THERE WILL BE 500ML A DAY OF PURE GOVERNMENT STANDARD FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD.

PERFIDY CENTRES WILL BE REOPENED ACROSS THE UK TO CONTINUE KEEPING OUR FINGERS IN EVERY PIE ACROSS THE CONTINENT AND BEYOND.

BEADY PARTY WILL GET THE ARYANS OFF THE STREETS AND INTO THE REFINERY WHERE THEY BELONG. THE CONSERVATIVE, LABOUR AND UKIP PARTY WILL NOT NAME THE THREAT THAT IS DESTROYING OUR GREAT NATION AND WILL NEITHER ADMIT THAT THEIR INACTION IN ROUNDING THEM UP IS THE CAUSE OF OUR GREAT DECLINE.

YOU WILL NOT HEAR "WE CAN'T ROUND UP THE ARYANS THEY HAVE RIGHTS"

YOU WILL HEAR "WE CAN SEND EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM TO THE CENTRIFUGE."

VOTE BEADY.

>>128906372
>I'm already on edge waiting for the next one.

and there will be another one

>>128906285

>there's a difference

Is there Met? Is there? Who decides?

>>128905942
Badger was a right little cunt.

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>>128903748
>Bodger dies
Was not expecting this feel, any word on how Badger is taking it? Least he escaped the Yewtree dragnet. And I hope he took that fucking mouse with him.

>>128903890
The Noose and Nigger

>>128905551
this is because you pay with potatoes

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>>128906439
Why are you being a vague cunt

>>128906705
We'll probably see another attack tmrw imo

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Taking a marginal Tory seat in London is hardly that big of a scalp 2bh.

>>128906167

People are becoming desensitised to terror attacks. It's now becoming more normalised. Just today a woman was stabbed in London by three women yelling 'ALLAH' and it barely made the national news.

Enjoy the decline.

>>128906678
The media was smearing Corbyn as an anti-semite so much, it was bound to happen.

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>>128905193
>stay in your room anon we're making beautiful music

>>128905551
Co-sin

>>128905414
how dare you disrespect the dead you nazis. bolshevik YES

>>128906705

How is it fixed?

Three attacks in a couple months is not rare. What do you mean nothing *more* ? Nothing has been done in the first place.

>>128906757
Fucking finally a voice that represents ME

>>128906189
HAHAHAHAHA. Nice try.

Hark! I hear the foe advancing,
Barbed steeds are proudly prancing,
Helmets in the sunbeams glancing
Glitter through the trees.
Men of Harlech, lie ye dreaming?
See ye not their falchions gleaming,
While their pennons gaily streaming
Flutter in the breeze?
From the rocks rebounding,
Let the war cry sounding
Summon all at Cambria's call,
The haughty foe surrounding,
Men of Harlech, on to glory!
See, your banner famed in story
Waves these burning words before ye
"Britain scorns to yield!"

>>128906742
Except 'expenditure" here are people's livelihoods.

>>128906167
the beat goes on

>>128906167
under the carpet

>>128904329
Look they fucked up big style and are still paying the price

All the nut job commie students jumped ship to labour and are about to get fucking rekt, they will begin to return to the libs after thursday lad.

>>128906738
Hot. Post moar

>>128906742
yeah i think we should be fair too, what would be wrong with a scaled corperation tax like we income tax?

new business 5% tax for first year, buiness that gernate say less than 500k tax at like 10% then tax the companies making billions like 30%.

>>128905897
>>128906149
Any other time of year, this shithole is full of edgy autists calling everyone who doesn't abide by this boards collective opinions a cuck. Also commie threads never get off the ground because man children won't let anyone have an opposing opinion and raid the thread

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>>128906167

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>>128904066

>it's real

I'm not sure elections can get more unusual than this.

>>128904872
Sounds /comfy/ as fuck

Im scaffolding in Lewisham tomorrow

So not only am I working on election day. Im going to watch all the nigs and pakis walk past me on their way to vote for cuntbyn and then pop down to the dole office, then return home to their 4 bedroom gibs-me-house with 6 immigrant children

BRITAIN YES

>>128906899
utterly degenerate drugged-up attention-seeking whore she was

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>labour hasn't made net gains in an election since 1997

>>128905642
The police are the enemy.

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>>128904872
Sounds like a nice day desu. Wish I could go with you

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>>128906950

>>128907028

>oh no, people attack me for my shitty ideas

yeah, that's what happens in places with no censorship

>>128906522
>Appropriate online sanctions
>Post about niggers on /pol/
>GCHQ hacks into ur computer and deletes your entire porn collection

>>128906665
uh, no.
its part of there religion to believe that stuff

Mein Kampf on the other hand as far as I know is not used as a religious book

>>128906945
Your problem is that your government has effectively outlawed private healthcare, meaning everyone uses the government service so it gets totally weighed down in debt.

Legalise private healthcare for those who want to buy it, for fuck's sake.

>>128907028
kys cuck

>>128907152
who keeps porn collections these days? just stream dont ya?

Lads what do I do? UKIP aren't standing in my constituency, do I vote Tory or spoil my ballot?

>>128905193
Being a pushover lad.

>>128907094

HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

who /votingformummy/ here?

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>>128905071
>(((Bob Geldof)))

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>>128907152
Not a bad thing.

>>128906927
Nearest thing you are gonna get to it m9.

Tories are the closest thing to Stalin I've seen
>crackdown on white nationalists
>whilst known Islamists are left unchecked to fly in and out of places like Libya AKA Manchester bomber
>destroying free speech on the internet and using terrorism as the excuse

>>128907180
fuck their religion tho init

>>128907224
Depends how niche your interests are I suppose.

I can;t handle all these Happenings lads.
Can't wait for tomorrow.

>>128905182
its not, im from doncaster, I used to go to that greggs/kfc with my mates in college a few years ago.

I'd have loved to have bumped into him and call him a jew n stuff

>>128907238
tory ofc

>>128906705
>rare
>happens every summer like clock work
>because this is when the radical preachers return from their winter holidays in EY LEPPO

>>128907238
Do what you think is right.

>>128907238
Vote Tory, im in the same boat

>>128907238

Either will do. I'd vote Con if they have a slim majority so as not to risk it. I'm personally spoiling my ballot

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>>128907316

NEW

>>128907394

>>128907394

>>128907394

>>128907394

>>128907394

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>>128905193
That's the weakest shit I've ever heard.

>>128907238
to add weight to the other side.. i am in the same boat and i'm spoling

>>128907224
>Not having carefully curated porn collections and meme databases

I don't think you meet the minimum autism requirement to post here.

>>128907435
Why so impatient?

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/872419086499753985

anyone else watching springwatch?
i love it.
chris packham is a top bloke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9hGAlt89o

what band is he doing this year?

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>>128907094

And long may this trend continue.

>>128907503
Posting at 285+ is standard.

>>128907464
You better draw a swastika on it lad.

>>128907287
He is possibly the biggest cunt in the world with Bono running a close second.
>Dublin...just

>>128904016

would it have a washing machine in it?

>>128907021
I think the problem with that is that multinational Corporations have the ability to move overseas. Small businesses don't. If you create and environment where you have a progressive Corporate tax rate, then once the multinationals go overseas the government will be left with a huge hole in its revenue. I think we should be looking to make our business environment look as attractive as possible by offering deregulated markets (for the most part; I think financial regulations on banks are a good thing, like separating consumer and investment banking to prevent savings loss) and offering low tax rates, on the condition that the company create jobs here and not just use it as a headquarters

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>>128907690
>>128907690

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>>128903961

>>128906738
Jokes on them, I already had two wanks before she came home.