Brit/pol/: That week Nige had a moustache Edition

>>128900636
just buy a rope and kill yourselves.

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pakis OUT

Chaps

Faps

Foreskin flaps

First for Tories will win

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Lads

>>128900636
Is Nige the last Briton?

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Shills OUT. Stay comfy, lads.

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Good Morning!

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Fire posting our Nige lads.

>>128900737
>>128900740
ayaya?

We expecting any more polls tonight?

>>128900751
not gonna happen.

>>128900779

Show us your boobs love

>>128900779
Evening ruined

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>>128900837

>>128900837

Ayaya! Ayaya! Ayaya!

>>128900779
faggot

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>Conservative gain: 47 seats
>Labour loses: 37

Cap this

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saint burnham

>>128900815
Go back to >>>/int/

>>128900636
He looks actually better with the stache!

>>128900761

yanks triggered

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>12 hours before polling stations open

>>128900892
AYAYA
AYAYA

>>128900638
So how does Hawking put an X in the box?

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>>128900823

>>128900779

Evening

>>128900636
i saw corbyn today and he spoke well...but...


why does labour attract such spaz lords? all the women there had cyan blue hair and right next to me there was a tranny.

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>>128900906

David Davis approved lad

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>Someone remind me why I should vote again?

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>did you see me win daddy???


>Gallagher
REEEEEEEEEEEEE SHES FUCKING IRISH REEEEEEEEEEE

>>128901001
Vote by proxy

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>>128900636
Friendly reminder that Ireland has best ally status and Mummy May is the only logical choice between IRA loving Corbyn and no seats in a first past the post system UKIP.

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Mummy makes my heart ache

>>128900849
Survation at 11pm apparantly, some guy from the company mentioned it on Daily Politics

how are you lads gonna spoil your ballots?

>>128900636

Sweet 'stache. He should incorporate that permanently.

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>>128900884
>tfw the people you're posting with are such thin skinned all it takes is one word to ruin their night
Cheers.

Wake up and Corby is PM.
>We communist russia now!

After thinking long and hard I am voting Labour tomorrow. The tories and May are just so weak and want to ruin this country

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>>128901012

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>>128900779

thought you'd got the pregnant off Rimmer and necked yourself

>>128900751
>xmattyg on politics
Should have stuck to F1 youtube videos tbqh

i bought a pair of felco secateurs today lads

they feel great, very high quality tool

>>128901019
All the SJWs are labour voters

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Nigeposting for joy and nut-brown ale lads.

The Nigel Farage Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cq94D1WGrk


ARE ENN ACHE ESSSS

>>128901065
*pats head*

>>128901037
Because the Monster Raving Loony Party needs our support.

>>128901095
Wonder if they'll furiously rollback on their 1% tory lead

Anyone got that webm of Nuttall on a treadmill?

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>>128901037

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>>128901247

>>128901116
Or your such an obnoxious bellend it only takes one word to ruin my evening you Prussian cunt.

>>128901151
>want to ruin this country
That's Labour too

>y-yeah

NIGE BTFO

>>128901065
>>128901255

*also pats head*

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>>128901296

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>>128901099
Probably write "blacked.com" on it. Spread the word.

>>128901019

Colwyn Bay?

>some paki raving on to Nigel

i hate this country desu

why can't all pakis just be gassed

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>>128901255
t-thanks Canuck-kun. . .

>>128901001
my nan got me to fill in her postal vote. she wanted ukip......i signed her up for labour.
she's dementing....she doesn't know whats good for her.

I'm going to inheret her house. I don't want them to sell her house to pay for her care

>>128901180

>Not buying British ones

The absolute state of your gardening tools lad

>>128901380
Cheers m8

>>128901147
>G U L A G E X P R E S S
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>E
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>>128901037

>West Midland
>Labour

Not on my watch lads

>>128901422

>>128900737

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>>128900740
>>128900737
>>128900837

Animeposting is patriotic

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The actual QTs love Nige not like those pancake titted Labour 'QTs' DONT MAKE ME POST IT AGAIN

>>128901275
Some person from another polling company was on the show at the same time and was ripping into te Survation guy saying that they were vastly overestimating Labour.

whats brit/pol/s reaction if corbyn wins?

Why do so many people despise Corbyn, what has he ever done wrong to them?

>>128901454
9/10 bait

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>>128901317

>>128901422
Sometimes it seems every other caller on LBC is named Abdul or Ahmed or something.

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first time voting

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>tfw voting labour then lying to you all later

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>>128901336
>he's so sensitive that a post from a stranger online ruins his night
>he's so sensitive he lets words get to him
>he's so emotional...
>etc
You're*, little man.

>>128901581
dumb frogposter

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>>128901499
Gods honest truth

>>128901394
Do you post anything other than trash?

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SENPAIS
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VOTE UKIP

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>>128901525

>diane abbott has had a difficult few days

Bit of an understatement

>>128901560

Increasingly so during the property or financial hours.

>>128901458
what british gardening tool manufacturers would you recommend? i use bulldog shovel, fork etc

If Labour win what are the chances of Blair snaking his way back in one way or another

>>128901525

I think 90% of the people still here are rebbit tourists so just a bunch of them pretending to be elated/gutted for lee eeepic meeeeemeees

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>>128901635
>t.

>>128901458
is there even a british equivalent to Felco secateurs? they are fucking excellent with a lifetime warranty and parts.

>>128900636
he looks like a cocksucker with that moustache.

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>>128901525

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>>128901198
remember when this was labour?

labour then was not just left it was a mix of left and right.

the real working class of this country have never been pure left. there's always been a bit of hating immigration and a right wing element.
but there was that and there was supporting of the workers rights.

why's there no party that's anti immigration and pro workers rights?

we need a left and right wing hybrid party.

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>>128901525

I'm going to scrape each and every last Tunnocks wrapper off the floor from under my desk, use them to assemble a raft and sail to Antarctica to live with the penguins.

I've said this before, and that's because I'm serious.

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>tfw no curry gf

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M I S O G Y N O I R

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>>128901651
What would you like?

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What do you lads think of The Nut?

His immigration policy is absolutely incredible, and so is his approach to Islamic extremism

>>128900751
That lad is a cucked wet remainer, he'll be voting Labour

Westminster voting intention:
CON: 44% (-3)
LAB: 34% (-1)
LDEM: 9% (+1)
UKIP: 5% (+1)
GRN: 2% (+1)
(via @ComRes / 05 - 07 Jun)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872519913671360520

>>128901798
You mean, a socialist nationalist party? Maybe call it national socialist?

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>>128901525

I stop my chemotherapy

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>>128901503
>tfw you will never suck on Nige's soggy cigar end.
why even live?

>>128901754
delete that image right fucking now.

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>>128901800
karen is CUTE

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>>128901667
>tfw when shrilling for Mummy May fails to convince the Anglo.

>>128901841
Shifted to the left
Wants free tuition fees
Basically a commie who hates mudslimes

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>>128901555

>>128901896
10% tory lead

>>128901930
dumb frogposter

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>>128901525

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>>128901934
No.

>>128901581
>Haha he spelt a word wrong
This is what I mean, you obnoxious bellend.
You're so fucking self satisfied all the time, it is actually sickening.

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>>128901972

>>128901841
I thought he was brave when he stormed Juno beach

a person was voting labour because of diane abbott


kek

Where is Corbyn's youtube presence?

I was thinking lads, if any of you followed the US elections, live streams of trump rallies were a common thing. Every rally was streamed and then re-uploaded to youtube once it finished.

Now I know we're not the US so all I can say is that Farage himself argues that his political surge was fuelled by youtube, particularly of him in the european parliament

But where's corbyn? I can't find half of his rallies and those that I do have absolute shit-tier numbers. None of his mong followers seem interested in long-form rally speeches, or political interviews. But what this additionally shows is that nobody outside of his mong audience is interested in him either.

See the numbers for yourself- https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=corbyn+rally

Unlike facebook and twitter, where you won't receive information unless you're following the right people in the right algorithm-created bubbles, youtube is completely open, and video numbers reflect it.

Could it be that the social media presence is relegated to a couple thousand mongs on closed-bubble social sites like twitter and facebook (or even as low as hundreds), and there is no real interest in him outside of that?

Seems too late to dwell on such things but I keep seeing accusations from corbyn mongs that there's an internet underground of leftists who support him that is not being properly represented in the media. Frankly, I don't see it

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Who /waiting for the SKIMMED oblivion/ here?

>>128901841
total spastic who looks like eddie hitler except he's worse cos he's a scouser

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>>128902016

“The NHS is not safe with the Tories” says Former Tory PM

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>>128901957
I like you

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>>128902102

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>>128902055

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>me eating leftie's sorrows

>>128900636
Notre Dame Hammer Attacker Was Recipient of EU Journalistic Prize For Writing On ‘Discrimination’ Against Migrants

The 40-year-old Algerian had moved to Sweden in 2004 and worked as a freelance journalist with various media, most notably at Sveriges Radio, Swedish state radio.

In 2009, he won a prize in the European Commission’s ‘’For Diversity. Against Discrimination’’ journalistic competition for an article entitled, ‘’A Very Sick Christmas’’, writing on migrants and their difficulties accessing medical services in Sweden. Prizes are awarded annually as part of an EU campaign to ‘’raise awareness of anti-discrimination legislation’’ and to promote the ‘’benefits of diversity’’ in European society.

>tfw no politics news reporting from any UK-based source from 7am tol 10pm tomorrow so you have to rely on brit/pol/, reddit and scatty twitter rumours

>>128901933
he looks like he's hung like a rodent

>>128902136
Proofs?

>>128902027
holy shit.
FUCKING DELET YOU UTTER FAGGOT

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>>128901972
How do you eat the fish when it is delivered like this?

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>>128902052
>he can't satisfy himself
When will they learn?

>>128902102
Is he coming back for this year?

So serious question, when do the first results start coming out? Is it worth skipping work on Friday?

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>>128901959
this is UKIP territory now, senpai. the potato should be wary on the day of the Nutt

steve on the nige show... thats exactly my sentiment, and i also will be spoling

>>128902027

these are only funny with the chad equivalents

On who would make the best Prime Minister: T. May: 48% J. Corbyn: 39%
May will win

>>128902191
https://nyebevannews.co.uk/the-nhs-is-not-safe-with-the-tories-says-former-tory-pm/>>128902136

>>128902055
>foetal alcohol syndrome eyes

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>>128902137
he is right

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>>128902172
delicious

>>128901095
Is that him who did his PhD under the supervision of Dianne Abbott?

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>>128901841
Legend

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>>128901818

so sick of fucking nigger women, senpai

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What is even happening anymore?

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>>128901957

Something we can all agree on.

>>128902027
I got like 1/10 but I'm still a virgin, what do

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>>128901525
Sit back and laugh. Either way, we're fucked.

>>128902136
t-trust me, they'll privatise it for real this time

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>>128902201
with your fucking hands you poof

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>>128902197
;^)

>>128902102
Is this the same as the guy with the union jack bowtie on Question Time?

>>128902191
“THE NHS IS ABOUT AS SAFE WITH THEM AS A PET HAMSTER WITH A HUNGRY PYTHON.” – FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER, JOHN MAJOR.

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HAPPENING: ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK IN THE U.K.
You might have read about this, I've got TV news on but haven't seen any reports on sky or the BBC.
A female nursery worker has been attacked and repeatedly slashed by three Muslim women on the street outside the nursery. The women were Allah Akbaring as they did it.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/07/nursery-worker-slashed-street-three-women-shouted-allah/amp/

I think MSM are burying this story because of the election. I think the pakis have done it because of the election.

>>128901733
>what british gardening tool manufacturers would you recommend?

I don't know lad, i'm a poorthener and don't have a garden, i've got a shed and a yard-brush though

>>128901765

I dunno, but I firmly believe you should buy British even if it's not the best

>>128902260
So, Major didn't say that at all then and it's some leftist "news" site on par with infowars

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>>128901737
>Blair has a House of Cards esque scheme already in play

>people died to give us the vote

No, they fucking didn't. This is the biggest lie of all time.

Name one person who died to give us suffrage.

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>>128901841

e's alright yaknow la

>>128902209
STOP IT
DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET

>>128901961
Free tuition fees for STEM only, and paid for by the foreign aid budget. We actually need to incentives STEM if we want to stop immigration.

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http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/07/europe/theresa-may-terrorism-human-rights/index.html

also take a pen lads!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLEX8ZgUiW8

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>>128902169

>>128902389
i smell a cover up..

theres no reason a stabbing in london is "breaking news" ~2pm on bbc news

they were hedging their bets in case it couldnt be suppressed

>>128902412
he said

“THE NHS IS ABOUT AS SAFE WITH THEM AS A PET HAMSTER WITH A HUNGRY PYTHON.” – FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER, JOHN MAJOR.

that unique feel when lib dem/Con battleground seat

>>128901798
I'd vote for such a party in a heartbeat.

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>>128902257
>these are only funny with the nonsensical additions made by virgins who couldn't cope
t. virgin

>>128902178
lmao

>>128902399
>I firmly believe you should buy British even if it's not the best
well that's just downright stupid lad. rewarding a company for making shite just because they are british. you shouldn't stand for shite.

What time is everyone voting tomorrow? I'm an early bird, pretty autistic huh

so who isnt bothered about voting and going to download festival instead?

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Which party will give me the most bennies?

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>>128902092

Tim 'The Milk of Human Cruelty' Farron is sloughing off his skin as we speak, growing gravid with hate and spewing skimmed death from his tear ducts. Tomorrow is the end.

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>>128902237
>the potato should be wary on the day of the Nutt.

W-will my spud be peeled on such a day?

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>>128902552

>>128902338
Drive a car

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>>128902338

>>128902370
F-F-FUCKING FAGGOT

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ARE NIGE, BUMPER PACK EDITION

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>>128902178

>>128902260
>nyebevannews.co.uk

lost me mate

I was going to vote Conservative, but after seeing all the mummy posting in here I'm switching to Respect.

VOTE LABOUR OR YOURE NOT COOL

>>128902581
These have jumped the shark already. Only the walk is relatable

Seriously, has anyone encountered a Corbyn supporter who hasn't been white and middle class?

I'm not talking about people who'll be casually voting Labour, or people who are more anti-Tory rather than pro-Labour and are only voting Labour because they have the best chance of defeating the Tories. But people within this personality cult that worships the ground Corbyn walks on.

They're literally all white and middle class. And a lot of them seem to be teenage girls too.

>>128902574
And the quote is from the fucking EU referendum campaign. Lol

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>>128902713
stop spoiling us lad

>>128902293
That's the one

>>128902209
That is obviously not what that word means in this context.
As I said, you are an obnoxious bellend.

Although those images are amusing, you can keep posting them.

>>128902759
ha jokes on you, your not cool if your not going download

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>>128902759
Take that back.

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>voting

what are some good cigars lads?

i'm gonna order some in my online food shop

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>>128902706
>>128902766

NHS chiefs are told to secretly draw up more cuts - with wards, A&Es and funding of IVF at risk of being scrapped

http://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/nhs-chiefs-told-secretly-draw-10574334.amp

Vote Tory

>>128902843
What is with this autism?

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>>128902092
a vote for tim is a vote for your soul

>>128901841
Wasn't going to vote for him, but I am now that I've learned be played a pivotal role in the Battle of Trafalgar.

>>128902888
>mirror

>>128902856
>not spoiling your ballot

>>128902257
virgin

>>128902826
they have polling stations there, its fine.

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>>128902671
yes

>>128902856
you don't need the polling card to vote, faggot

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>>128902814
>backpedalling

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>>128901075

Mummy love all, anon.

My heart leaps at seeing her, watching over us.

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>>128902871
only one's that have been pre-smoked by are Nige. he sells them on patreon.

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>>128902897
WHAT ?

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>>128902884
>implying he'd use the urinal at all

I'm personally going to be better off under the tories, but I vote Labour. It's incredibly frustrating to watch people who will be made poorer by tories vote them in repeatedly.

>>128902958
ill be too fucked up to know whats going on.

>>128902786
Daily Stormer endorsed Corbyn.

>>128902856
Edgy Eddie

>>128902888
>mirror

>>128902945
For those asking for a more credible source than the Mirror, several healthcare trade outlets are covering it too:

https://www.hsj.co.uk/topics/finance-and-efficiency/exclusive-new-national-savings-drive-will-challenge-the-values-of-nhs-leaders/7018461 (£)

http://www.nationalhealthexecutive.com/Health-Care-News/labour-slams-secret-plans-to-cut-services-in-underperforming-stp-areas

http://www.nationalhealthexecutive.com/News/far-too-many-unsellable-stps-with-inappropriate-plans-forced-through-from-above

It's happening alongside the sustainability and transformation plan (STP) process. HSJ and NHE both have senior sources from within the healthcare industry that have confirmed this, and the boss of NHS Providers himself has condemned it.

>>128902856

Inb4 you go anyway and apologise for not bringing your polling card when the staff look mildly annoyed.

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vote tory

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>>128902856
No wonder you don't vote if you live in Liverpool.

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>>128902657

kek

Someone should do a parody cover of this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReFDBkJYWIE

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>>128901525

Complain on Facebook before emigrating.

>>128902884
I never use urinals because of splashback.

>>128902949
>le they count spoilt ballots meme
Lel

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390 seats for the Tories says Nigel

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The Cuck is in terminal JUST mode.

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>>128903027

>>128902986
>>128902884
>>128902581
The only thing that makes me self-conscious about these things is that I have similar-looking glasses

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>>128903011
You spam the same shit images EVERY fucking thread with the same fucking filenames and posts

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I'm scared lads, I'm in my 20s and everyone I know is voting Labour.

Even after explaining why Corbyn's economics are retarded by girlfriend is still voting for him.

h-he wont win, right?

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>>128902986
All of these are too true.

Another muslim has rang up

>>128902986
cunt.

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why mummy ?

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Who /meat&2veg/ for dinner every night here?

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The EU helped me lose my virginity to a Dutch girl in Uni through the Erasmus program. I think we have made a huge mistake.

>>128903091
>not using some sort of university challenge pun on paxman
poor form

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>>128901733
>what british gardening tool manufacturers would you recommend?

Spear and Jackson

>>128902986
How many of these are there.

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WE ARE HERE FOR MUMMY

MUMMY MEME WILL ELECT MUMMY TO VICTORY

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>>128902677

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Some of you lads need to be careful with the shitposting.

You don't want to end up banned for the election.....

Vote Tory, urge newspapers owned by billionaire tax avoiders

>>128903207

>we must make our fate for ourselves

alright Sarah Connor settle down

>this lad who is going to be a first time voter because corbyn's captured his attention on security

JUST

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>The Metropolitan Police have arrested 25 people since Saturday’s terror attacks, using hate crime legislation to crack down on words and actions deemed either offensive, or which target people “because of their race, religion, sexual orientation” or disability.

Police need more funding to track and monitor people who post mean tweets.

>>128902567
Agreed.
I'm monitoring the tv news and there has been no mention of it in the last 90 mins.
Terrorism doesn't warrant a mention but on Sky you can hear how hate crimes have gone up 45% since the Arena bombing - then after asserting this to be fact twice it is then described as 'reported' hate crime, which is a different thing altogether.

>>128902597

Just because it's not the best doesn't make it bad lad.

>>128902759
vote for the christian party!!

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>>128903237
You're a retarded ancap that doesn't know shit about real economics. Shut the fuck up.

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>>128900636
Daily reminder that the Tories tripled net migration and Theresa May as home secretary let in hundreds of thousands of non EU immigrants.

Nothing will change if she wins. The Muslims will still come. You're simply voting for weaker police, military plus internet regulation and control because of "muh nuclear."

Who knew /Pol/ could be filled with such cucks?

Also pic related is the average Tory voter. Note how they look like sexual predators. This image triggers Tory shills.

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/872521775594315777

Uncensored CCTV footage from the London attack.

>>128903279
The Erasmus scheme will continue, its nothing really to do with the EU

>>128902697
That doesn't make sense at all you ruined the comic well done you twat.

>>128903329
Vote labour, urges soros funded grauniad

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>>128902812

>That subtle Father Ted / Nige Crossover reference

Love it

>>128901737

Pretty high. Most normie labour voters want another Blairite anyway.

>>128900636
The Italian jihadis mum was a cunt convert shitting out cuckoos into Europe. When asked if her son was in paradise she said she prefers not to answer.

>>128901841
In general, he's pretty based. Local lad, who has stood several times in his (and my) home constituency.

Unfortunately, said constituency is monolithically Labour. This year, we have no UKIP candidate at all. Looks as if it's ballot spoiling time...

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>>128902932
This. It's time to stop the tories and UKIP from controlling the narrative and pushing us towards an extreme brexit. A vote for LibDem is a vote to show our european friends we are still part of Europe.

>>128903291
>spear and jackson
literally shit that middle-class housewives buy and never use.

>>128902542

My polling station always seems to have little bookie pens lying around, which is nice of them

>vote tory
>all the neets with their anime jpg ridden hard drives get their bennies cut and starve to death
>quality of brit/pol/ skyrockets by the end of the month

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>>128902888

Good

The NHS must be gutted so that the riff raff are not kept alive any longer than they should naturally be able to.

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vote may

ITV just ripped May to pieces. I really hope the voters realise the damage the Tories will do if they win this election. Seeing the UK go against her like this puts a smile on many faces. If she does win democracy is dead.

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POST HOT MUMMY FOR HER VICTORY

>>128903421
we're going downhill no matter what. it's only worse from here. the appeal isn't that we, or at least i, think she's right wing, it's that lefties think she is so it'll be worth a laugh

>>128903441
It was the Ferrero Rocher adverts I was referencing lad.
>Ambassador, with these Ferrero Rocher you are really spoiling us.

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>>128902856

Oi, do you have a permit to burn that paper in doors lad?

>>128901525
Well I'm voting for him so...happy.

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>You are voting for Corbyn, right? He's literally the only option. The 1970's rocked!

Nicola Sturgeon: 'Difficult' Theresa May will struggle in Brexit talks - "You literally go into a one-to-one with her and it’s like she’s reading from a script than having a conversation"

>>128903422
>that expert police response

fuck yeah, i thought that was going to be disturbing but it just made me happy to see terrorists get shot

>>128902888
>and funding of IVF at risk of being scrapped

Why the fuck this is on the NHS in the first place I don't know

>>128901180
I don't know who you are but I love you

>>128902856
DEMOCRACY BTFO

Potential happening at the US embassy lads

Bomb scare, lots of rozzers

>>128903702
>levy-cohen
no wonder police don't bother the jihads

NEW
>>128903748
>>128903748
>>128903748

>>128901019
Because they're fucking deranged faggots. Labour voters hate their country. Tories voters love their country, but are gullible arseholes.

>>128902427
>>128903455

This is what worrys me about Labour, we all know Blair is keen to return to politics

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>>128902097
>Eddie Hitler
Nice Bottom reference

>>128902986
You've had to do some pretty impressive mental somersaults to reach that conclusion.

My evening is still ruined but if you're going to post you might as well be vaguely amusing.

>>128901972
>Chippie with a license

Do these actually exist?