Brit/pol/ - Send Mummy your energy edition

>>128700527
first for mummy

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threadly reminder to kill yourself before it becomes worse

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>wake up
>browse twitter
>see Corbyn on near 97 Blair support
>have a laugh

Is is really going to get anywhere near this level of support?

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>>128701077
United
Socialist
States
of
Britain

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>>128701283
I actually can't wait to get sent to the gulag under deputy dear leader Abbott

>>128701077
Those changes are wrong, they had the same result last poll

>>128701711
If Corbyn got 40% of the vote he would out do Blair in 2005 who got 35% of the vote.
I saw Ashcroft saying that's very different to what he is getting

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How do we replace May with Mogg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmOg2mEl6Q

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Oh look at the time, all hands on deck at Tory Party HQ, right?

Hey you strapping young Conservative boys, tell me just how STRONG and STABLE Mummy May is, how great your uncosted manifesto is, and how it's very important that we institute mass censorship on the internet.

>>128705856
How cute, a pic of Corbyn

>>128701077
It's bollocks
http://labour-uncut.co.uk/2017/06/05/polls-labours-surging-non-london-doorstep-its-a-nuclear-winter-for-labour-somethings-got-to-give/

>>128708325
post your twitter and tweet a screenshot of this post to prove it. I don't believe you

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Friendly reminder Britain is a dead country.

Case in point >>128702578

>>128701035
this. Been waiting for 3 years now. It doesnt get better.

My prediction for this election is the Tories will win a majority; but the big talking point – much like the EU referendum – will be that London is totally out of step with the rest of the country. I think with Corbyn being a London MP, popular amongst the young of which there’s many in London, and the fact Labour’s vote has held up in the capital consistently (see Sadiq Khan winning quite comfortably), we are going to see two election results; London’s and the rest of the UK’s.

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JUST

Remember when this happened?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAlnHWvWPak

>>128703694
You'll get David Davis

The Jihadis Next Door [Documentary]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z6YDMcd_Jo

>>128701283
>>128701490
Would unironically support

>>128708354
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39965925

even a high youth turnout could be functional irrelevant

>>128707994
based leaf

>>128702168

Isn't Ashcroft very often on point?

>>128708440
Wasn't in that thread but can vouch for a similar experience here.

Met a really cute 19 year old, thought she was quite innocent. Took her out once and she literally rang a dealer on our way to the second bar asking when she could pick up some coke for the weekend like it was nothing. Grilled her on it a little bit and she just said that everyone her age was doing it and couldn't believe I was so surprised. Worse thing was after all this she said her 17 yo sister was even worse than she was. We're totally fucked.

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>>128708605

It's over for Labour even if they do get an extremely high youth turnout.

>>128708507
when she full on goes with her awkward stuttering she's pretty funny, shame she hasn't done that during this campaign

>>128705278 #

My gf got me a happy birthday message from the moggster back in April. His handwriting is terrible but amazing at the same time.

Try writing to him pretending to be student press

>Stephen Hawking announces he is voting Labour: 'The Tories would be a disaster'

How much are they paying him lads?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/stephen-hawking-jeremy-corbyn-labour-theresa-may-conservatives-endorsement-general-election-a7774016.html

>>128708354
This kinda seems like it all comes from anecdotes?

>>128708896
disability benefits

>>128708777
In terms of pure numbers tho it would still be a huge improvement

>>128708866
>A Brit/pol/ exclusive interview with Mogg

One can only dream.

>>128708896
>inb4 Telegraph claim Russians hacked his text-to-speech software

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Will are Dehenna be elected?

>>128708901
Anecdotes from an insider who talks to labour candidates and campaigners who see canvassing. In 2015 the same place saw the polls being off vs canvassing early too.

Cap this

Abbot is going to step down for health reasons very soon.

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>>128708988
Pure numbers mean nothing in FPTP. In 2005 Labour got 35% and a majority of 39. This election could go 45-35 to the tories and it'd be a tory majority of 80+

>>128708896

Tories stopped his bennies. Said he was fit for work.

>>128700772
>slovak

empire 2 soon

>>128709030
niggeritis

>>128709023
Fuck old people and anyone who doesn't live in London then.

>>128709030
Dyscalculia?

>>128708503
is that in a fucking mosque?

>>128709068
That's why FPTP sucks

>>128709030
we had this last night

>>128709030
being thick as pig shit is not a health issue

>>128709090
Tears are already starting

That's it. Britain is dead. Gone. Never coming back. The ol' girl had a good run, but to try and reverse this would be futile necromancy. It takes a true patriot to admit this. God save the Queen.

>>128709075
>Said he was fit for work.
>best selling author
>research scientist
almonds:
activated [X]
unactivated [ ]

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>>128709090

>>128709090
>Fuck old people and anyone who doesn't live in London then.
probably exactly what Corbyn was thinking when he put forth the garden tax

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>>128709012
Sounds credible

>Theresa May: "Fuck the poor and disabled, who needs them anyway?"
What was she thinking when she said this during the debate?

>>128708540
Isn`t that like, opening a window or something?
Fuck jihadis, if they come after me here, I`ll hide in the jungle and throw shit at them.

>>128709256
>>>/tv/

>>128709030
she's already been locked away from her WH appearance today for 'health reasons'

>>128709289
got a /tv/ tab open already thanks

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>>128709030
Are you the same anon that informed us about the election the night before?

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Seriously lads. Will a 22 year old tory take Blair's old seat

"I can't believe Welsh still exist"

Why did May say this?

>>128709332
That happened?

>>128709360
Yeah, it's archived somewhere.
Guy gave the exact date and time If I remember correctly.

>>128709348
She only wants newspeak, any other language would get in the way.

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>>128709108
chortled

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>>128709048

>>128709401
>Guy gave the exact date and time
the amount of predictions people give in this place..

>>128709521
Nah, if you read the thread you'll see it wasn't random.

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>>128709247
>ywn fuck louise mensch

why live?

>>128709559
Something something stopped clock something a day

>>128709461
dumb frogposter

>Theresa May: "let's pay the communist party to endorse Corbyn to make him look like a communist by association"
I mean, come on... It's almost as if she forgot that quantum computers will be able to expose all of her encrypted emails within a few years.

>>128709602
dumb frogposter

Nige brought up an interesting topic here. Rural and seaside towns with police that don't have firearms are more vulnerable to attacks. Apparently stray rounds are an argument against arming the police.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzJZneZ6pB0

>>128709608
Again, read the thread and you'll see it wasn't just a guess.

It was in the middle of a thread and came out of nowhere, it wasn't a guess. Just find the thread

>>128701711
Survation split their polls from online and phone, so the changes are related to whichever category it is

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>>128709318
>He doesn't have the holy trinity open at all times
pleb

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>>128709668

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>This muzzie convert on Sky News right now

>>128709602
> Mensch will never claim your penis is a Russian hacking device

Wow, I didn't think people would be retarded enough to support May. Guess I was wrong.

>>128709748
dumb frogposter

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>>128709789

>>128709157
>>128709226
>>128709210
YouGov polls are taken nation wide tho. Can't be happening. I want to believe.

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72 hours until we become a socialist country.
How should I spend my time Britpol?

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>>128709789

>>128709678
It's fine, Americans just seem to have some unstoppable attractive force on bullets, so as long as there aren't any around stray bullets shouldn't be a problem.
Having said that, I'd rather civilians be allowed to carry arms for self-defense. Lord knows foot patrols aren't coming back, and I hate the thought of having to wait 8 minutes while some fuckers are running around murdering people in the street before my eyes.

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>>128709820
>webm related

Rank these leftists:

Owen Jones
Corbyn
Tony Blair
Diane Abbott
George Galloway
John Pilger

>>128709880
all rank shites

>>128709880
>Owen Jones
0/10

>Corbyn
0/10

>Tony Blair
0/10

>Diane Abbott
0/10

>George Galloway
0/10

>John Pilger
0/10

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>>128709820
Emigrate

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>>128709360
Yes anon, Brit/pol/ have a mole right at the very top of British government

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vzeUaB_CbI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vzeUaB_CbI

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>>128709820
Bury as much gold as you can in the field near your house so the Wealth Redistribution Bureau can't get it.
1000 years later some bummer with a metal detector will find it and battle the Antiquities Commission over TREASURE

>>128709815

Read the Labour uncut thing the other anon just posted.

Several former Labour MPs who are out canvassing are saying the same, they are getting told that people in the north are not going to vote Labour whilst Corbyn is in charge.

>>128708480
No, the division will be educated and uneducated. Similar to brexit

>>128709930
Do not.

>>128709955
Then why did the polls say they are?

>>128709332
>>128709360
>>128709401
Wasn't the night before, it was early in the morning on the day. Like 6am ish

>>128709880
>Tony Blair

--------;power gap;---------

>Corbyn

>Diane Abbott
>George Galloway

>John Pilger


>Owen Jones

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hurray no snow

>>128709956

> Muh degree in women's studies makes me uniquely qualified to know who is the best on the economy, the post

kys

>>128709956
So London and the rest of the UK then?

>>128709332
nope.

Heard it from a labour party bint I know. Was going off on her and she said everyone would feel bad for being mean to her and that it was a mo mowlem type deal. Said Mcdonnell has wanted rid of her for ages but Corbyn is loyal, although he has now apparently been persuaded to give her the push for her own good. Expect "she has been bravely soldiering on despite serious health problems, APOLOGIZE" type stuff from Labour.

Was last night's anon legit? did he have any idea of replacement? Someone from the right of the party with law and order credentials would make sense.

>>128710045
>Actually liking Blair

>>128710019

It's explained in the Labour uncut thing.

>>128709880
>Owen Jones
Blairite, cuck
>Corbyn
At least he hates Blairites
>Tony Blair
At least he killed a lot of Iraqis
>Diane Abbott
Quintessentially British
>George Galloway
>John Pilger
Literally who

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>>128709820
>NHS
>Massive public sector
>Massive Benefits system

Are we not already some form of democratic socialist?

I think you'll find it is 72 hours until we begin the downward spiral.

Good morning lads. What's your favourite fruit?

>Theresa May: "We should let this terrorist attack go forward to convince more stupid people to vote for us"
What the FUCK is she thinking, saying these sorts of things in public places?

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>>128709602
>ywn never fuck louise mensch after sharing an 8 ball of coke with her and her having a schizophrenic episode mid coitus about how its Russia fault she cant orgasm

>>128710088
he said we would go nuts when we see the replacement

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>>128710052
>tfw no snow

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>>128710096
>Not liking the greatest postwar prime minister

>>128710019
Word of warning, no one's going to accept polls as being at all accurate for another 10 years. Even though they were right in France and the Netherlands in the last few months, they'll still be dismissed immediately. Expect people to post Hitchens' quote (which he himself regrets saying because it's being abused to dismiss all polling).

>>128709880
only Galloway escapes the rope.

>>128710076
I'd unironically choose to have a degree in womens studies than some useless bs

>>128710102
No you didn't.

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>>128709654

>>128710117
>Galloway
>Literally who

I hope you're making a point here. I know he threw away his career but that man, contemptable as he is, will never be a >literally who?

>>128710088
They're not gonna push her out days before the general.
Afterwards, though, it's gonna be a bloodbath on both sides whatever the outcome

You nupol fags do what you like. I'm voting for the communist over the childless hag who personally let in more jihadis than any other individual, said Sharia was cool, cut our police by over 10k, has GCHQ storing our dic pics, plans to ban 4chan, and will go soft brexit to protect her husband's investments.
I'm half-burger and will literally be leaving the country if she wins. Those who're willing to sacrifice their freedoms and all that shit...

>>128710088
>>128710136
>losing one of the four great offices right before an election
Utterly shambolic

>>128710130
pineapple

>>128710187

> I would choose to have a degree in women's studies

> then (than?) some useless bs


?????????????????????

>>128710043
It was about 2 in the morning

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found it

>>128710239
>I'm half burger
And there you have it

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>>128710135
Dammit bong this sounds like a majestic night.

>>128710117
John Pilger is a documentary film maker and is pretty based. Wrote a thing recently about how May, as Home Sec, let in Libyan terror groups into the UK and one of those groups was the family of the Manchester bomber.

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>>128710187
Are you implying Women's Studies isn't useless bullshit?

>>128709846
Everyone was saying eight minutes was a wonderful response time and I was a bit confused at that. Seems like an awful long time when people are getting stabbed all around you.

>>128710215
It says people litterally lie to the polls. And that labour voters are more keep to answer polls too.
Plus outside yougov and survation the polls are all tories+6 to tories+12

>>128710120
Socialism =/= the government doing stuff

>>128710248
it's good mate, yeah
cranberry juice is my favourite

>>128710133
You'd still vote for her if she did though wouldn't you.

>>128710254
The one about her calling the snap election? Was defo more like 6am m8.

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>Being pro-May
I don't get you guys, when Blaire was in power you cunts hated him but this smiley old bag comes up and suddenly it's like reality doesn't matter

>>128700527

Just got back voting for our May, feels great lads.

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proof that MUH CORBYN SURGE is a bunch of wanky bollocks

look at this and tell me that it's realistic

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>>128710239
>half burger
>obsessed with government data mining and never bitches about corporate data mining

Makes sense tbqh

>>128710239
Ah yes, vote for the party who are even worse on privacy than the tories

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>>128710136

>>128710233
No, this is just plan up incompetence on my part that I missed him out on my tiny phoneposting screen.

I want to like him because he's a paranoid antisemitic misogynist, but unfortunately he's a paranoid antisemitic misogynist in the "Just do everything Muslim voters want" vein.

>>128710325
This is true.

How is singapore? Do you enjoy life in your country?

>>128710325
I dislike the vibe she emanates, so that's going to be a hard "no" from me.

>>128710272
were there guesses about who is the replacement? can things Only Get Better?

>>128710250
>>128710282
>Understanding the gender power structures that govern our whole society
>useless

>>128710344
No, but I'm content with the progress I'm making.

>>128700527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8mmYwZXiGE

>>128710356
Parties have literally never changed their polling so much in an election period

>>128710120
>Are we not already some form of democratic socialist?

Nothing wrong with a bit more socialism mate

>>128710296
No

>>128710344
>this fat cunt gets more than me

jdimsa

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>>128710088

my suggestion last night

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>>128710424

>>128710305
I never said it was but we are a socialist country, I'm not going to debate that. It isn't a set-in-stone definition, it is a spectrum.

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>>128708440
Or you know pic related
Don't need to point to some autists' post about his shit life when you could just give visible statistics yourself that show Britian is dead

>>128709820
Only one candidate is threatening to curb your ability to shitpost, spazmongo. She ain't no socialist.

>>128710398
UK is my country. I'm just living here. You lot talk about being colonists but are probs too scared to actually do it.

>>128710344
> girl has a mild trap look about her
> you may not like it, but that is the peak male physical form
> degenerate tattoos
> /britpol/ greatest fantasy: the webm

Morning tune lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGD2N5hJ2e0

>>128710438
What can I say? Bitches love socialism

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>>128710344
Before I got a gf everything was perfect except that I didn't have a gf, and now I have a gf nothing is perfect.
Women were a mistake.

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>>128710545

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>>128710424
Everyone already knows we live in a gynocentric matriarchy, how is it going to help you find employment?

>>128710485
We are not a socialist country in any way.

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>>128710277

>>128710286
That was not response it was 8 minutes from the first call till the police neutralised the terrorists.

>>128710502
It's all talk friend, all Americans live somewhat in a bubble and if they were to find themselves in a foreign land tomorrow, english speaking or not, they would be fucked. I admire the moving out of your home country though, good on ya.

>>128710564

Agreed, need to split up with mine today so I can bang this fit coffee girl at work.

>>128710136
what did he mean by this?
>>128710236
Would have to agree 2bh, it's too late. If Corbyn does better than many expected perhaps competent people who've been keeping their powder dry like Dan Jarvis could be persuaded to come back into the fold. That would be a good platform for him to make a leadership bid for the next one.

>>128710239
>worried about losing a little freedom
>better vote for a literal communist instead
Do you even logic

>>128710564
Did you go to school here friend or are you just working here?

>>128703694
IM /MOGPILLED/

>>128710344
My mum used to tell me to get a gf so I started lifting weights.

Now she tells me my muscles are too big.

>>128710366
But they aren't. Not even remotely close. No serious faggot will believe that for a second.

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Just saw this on Normiebook

>>128703694
Moggy is one of the only things that can make me feel comfy anymore.

>>128710664
Fuck off, I don't want my browsing habits to be sent to the Pope.

>>128709048

>Women are stu-

>>128710708
lotr memes were a mistake.

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>>128703694
TIME TO DUMP MOGGS

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>>128710708

>>128710724
Bless Are Nige.

Just wish he didnt suck Churchill's cock so much.

>>128708896
It's because of Brexit, but of course he could never be honest about that reason for voting because it would encourage the majority of others to vote conservative.

>>128708605
It's going to be raining, the fuckers won't want to get wet.

>>128710708
But what was their tax policy?

>>128710752
They were certainly a lot less stupid then, just before the mind virus of the 60s counterculture ruined them forever.

>>128710693
Do you even remember all the shit they tried to pull in the blair years? 90 day detention without charge, ID cards

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>>128710662
I think if I'd gone to school in Singapore I would have joined the high proportion of 11-year-olds who throw themselves off their balconies.
The education system here seems fucking ruthless.
But on the other hand it obviously doesn't work because then they have to hire "skilled foreign technical experts" like me anyway.

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that's all the Moggs I have lads

>>128710798
Would love to see an election between a George Galloway run labour and JRM run Tories.

>>128710882
This picture brings me warmth and a smile

>>128710783
>>128710762
>>128710798
Fuck off back to plebit you cathcuck with your le eccentric posh man

>>128710708
> taking orcposting and turning it bluepilled
Normie genocide NOW

>>128710903
George Galloway is a fine orator, too.

>>128710927
HAHAHAHA get fucked you socialist sub-human

>>128710876
>going to a Singapore state school
Why would you ever? I went to an international school here.

>>128710930
May would do half the awful bs in these though.

>>128710959
>he wants the Pope to monitor his browsing habits

Cuck. Go kiss some nigger feet.

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>>128711003
HAHAHAHA What the actual fuck are you high on you fucking autist?

>post moggs
>this means I'm catholic

this fucking muslim

>>128709030
No chance, she's got Corbyn's Dick pics. She's got him over a barrel, and chained to the bed.

>>128710934
isn't he a (((muslim)))?

>>128710848
I would point out Corbyn is poised to purge Blairites. Comparing CorbLab to NewLab is like voting for the Conservatives today because you like Thatcher-era Tory policy.

>>128711034
Mogg is a cathcuck and you support him. Are you retarded or do you actually have no idea who he is beyond le funnay maymays?

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>Richmond LibDem Sarah Olney has been reported to the police over her election expenses.

>Stuart Coster, a local independent researcher who is not affiliated to any party, has sent a dossier to the Met detailing what he claims is evidence that Olney failed to declare between £5,157 and £15,414 of expenses during last year’s by-election.

>>128711107
Same party, same shit for 90% of the MPs

>>128711108
What an ad absurdum fucking retard you are. Fuck off it's too early for this kind of redundant argument

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4chan just went down for a few minutes for me there

>>128711096
Yeah his opinions are trash (except for not recognising Israel)

>>128710708

> Gondor calls for aid

More like

Corbyn: Hell no! Mordorians are freedom fighters and to do anything is orcophobic

May: I don't know about that, but enough is enough, so we're instituting a sundown curfew and posting guards in every tavern.

>>128711161
Saved to my Mogg folder thanks anon

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>>128711114
>the prodigal son returns

>>128711096
He's never said so. He's catholic last I heard him admit to a religion.

>>128711171
>Pro-Brexit, anti-intervention, anti-mass immigration, pro-police.

What's bad about him?

>>128711108
>A man's religion means you can not support him

Non-argument detected. Especially since the Archbishop of Vienna is gonna start a new crusade once Francis is out.

I find it funny that all the recent terror attacks in London have been by attackers that were known and had been reported by several independent sources. Yet May wants to start regulating the internet to look for terrorists. How about her government deal with the leads they already have?

>watching QT with Farron / Sturgeon
>Sturgeon gets BTFO again and again and again

What's going on? Cyber nats make it out like she is viewed as mother theresa up there?

>>128711262
Boris is such a wreck lately

>Unironically riding the "Mummy May" train

Not saying Corbyn's any better a choice but May is the fucking devil as far as personal freedoms goes, by buying into the "May will catch the terrorists!" memes you're more or less just rolling yourselves in with people who sign away freedoms for MUH CHILLENS etc etc

>>128711322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST1ha7gU9aE

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>>128711178
This is closest.

Orc attacks are part and parcel of living in the middle ages.

>>128711347
Corbyn's a worse choice. Just say that. It's not that difficult. Corbyn is a worse choice.

Both are fucking diabolical, but Corbyn is worse.

>>128711320

You can't put someone in prison for being seen in a park with a flag.

>>128711347
Voting Corbyn makes you a french.

>>128711322

Unfortunately the very vocal retards who spent too much of their youth watching Braveheart will swallow any pile of shit that Sturgeon feeds them.

>>128711347
She let in terrorists.

http://johnpilger.com/articles/terror-in-britain-what-did-the-prime-minister-know

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>>128711107
Labour is having a well organised and well funded campaign. I wonder who's behind it.

>>128711415
Right? What is with people posting like Corbyn is even level with her, as shit as she is?

>>128708480
It's so frustrating though, I'm from Liverpool and My constituency is a guaranteed labour seat. I've never actually voted Labour once. I'm only 27 though. Last time, I voted for greens, in hindsight wish I'd have voted UKIP.

Given that my constituency is a certain labour win, should I vote UKIP and not conservative?

>>128711320
No. The government has to save money and that means having to make tough decisions that the other parties aren't willing to make. And yes, that includes not overfunding national security.
The UK needs a competitive corporation tax so that businesses come over and the wealth trickles down. I'd rather one or two people die than see all the businesses leave.

>>128711426
you can when that flag essentially says "I hate everyone who lives in this country and one day I will kill as many of them as I can"

>>128711464
Sometimes it's LARPing but sometimes I do think it is actual shilling at this point.

>>128711415
This desu. I'm voting UKIP with a clear conscience, even though its a close battle between Lib Dems and Tories in my constituency.

>>128711347

May's shitty policies will be easier to correct in the future than a botched Brexit will.

>>128711426
Depends on the country's hate speech laws and what's on the flag.

>>128711500
>Last time, I voted for greens, in hindsight wish I'd have voted UKIP.
How do you rationalise this?

>>128711528

Well you'd have to put in prison nearly all muslim taxi drivers then.

The Shahada flag is just an islamic flag that's all it is.

>>128711323
Giving him the foreign secretary job he was set up to fail. Its hard to think what high level cabinet job you can give him to use his abilities best.

>>128711500
Move out of liverpool lmao

>>128711545
>Literally taking seriously a figure of speech taken as a law
I don`t understand.

>>128711560
>Well you'd have to put in prison nearly all muslim taxi drivers then.
good
take your reddit spacing back with you

>>128711322
Cybernats are a very vocal minority

>>128711560
The ISIS flag is distinct from the Shahada flag you mong.

>>128711500
The guide from one of the last threads was to vote UKIP in a guaranteed Tory seat and vote Tory in a Labour leaning seat.

>>128711302
>Pro-Brexit, anti-intervention, anti-mass immigration, pro-police.

Literally campaigned against Brexit, the whole "secret Leaver" is just historical revisionism attempting to position him as Schrödinger's Brexiteer: a Leaver to leave voters, a Remainer to remain voters.

Anti-intervention? Fuck off. The logic of his position supports "Regime change wars to free the poor oppressed peoples" even more than Blair's.

Anti-mass-immigration? Nope. The bennies will flow like floodwater under Corbyn, which is the biggest incentiviser of immigration there is.

As for pro-police, when every police action against a Muzzie is rayciss, you're gonna have a lot more disgusted officers leaving the force than a few extra hires will be able to replace.

And did I mention that all these things will be paid for by a magic money tree in the back garden of his Islington townhouse, that really exists I'm super honest guise!

>>128711663

He didn't have the ISIS flag you mong.

Reminder that the tories will poll 12-15% ahead on Thursday and win a 60+ seat majority

The pro-Corbyn tourists and shills will fuck off come 3am on Friday and we can all go back to calling May a kike puppet, crying over the death of UKIP and posting rare Bowdens

Soldier on until then lads

>>128711500
Might as well vote UKIP m8, keep their voteshare up

>>128711394

Denethor: "Orc attacks are part and parcel of living in Minas Tirith"

>>128711701
This desu. Corbyn will get btfo no matter what he does and we can go back to normal on here

>>128711672
What does this have to do with George Galloway?

>>128711426
Oh? But taking a look at the porn he watches would? Any non-retarded terrorist could easily use some form of encrypted messaging. Hell, just talk in code and none of it would get picked up.

The Paris attackers used fucking plaintext SMS. Security services didn't catch shit. But somehow killing privacy and making doubly sure companies wouldn't want to be in Britain is the way forward.

If she actually gets this through then in a few decades Britain is going to be a shithole on par with Turkey. You already imported enough of Islam from Pakistan.

>>128711606
What don't you understand?
The text of the Isis flag and the Shahada flag are merely a declaration of faith "There is no God but Allah, etc.". But one of them is outlawed because of its association with violence, in a similar way that the swastika is outlawed because of its association with violence, despite not being inherently offensive.

I don't even post in this general, but I have to know. How did May blow a 20% point lead? Is she the most inept politician alive or are the polls rigged by Commies?

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Terrorism is not a real threat.

GET. OVER. IT.

>>128710341
don't mistake hating Corbyn more for actually liking May

>>128711701
I like your spirit, I would rather UKIP win with Nige as your PM.

>>128711672
I'm talking about George Galloway not Corbyn you absolute waffle.

>>128711766
I thought we were on Corbyn, but I see now that I was mistaken.
Constant JC shills have taken their toll on my reading abilities.

>>128711545
>>128711606
In the UK supporting ISIS is a crime.

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>>128711848
Be honest with me lads, how bad is it going to be?

>>128711811

You haven't even read what is being proposed have you? Why even bother commenting when you don't have a clue what you are talking about?

>>128711848
Polling in this country is awful. It'll probably be a tory win by over 10%

>>128711848

She's gone from highs of 48 to lows of 42.

That's hardly blowing a 20 point lead.

>>128711302
>Pro Brexit
>Labour Manifesto
>"We will scrap the Conservatives’ Brexit White Paper and replace it with fresh negotiating priorities that have a strong emphasis on retaining the benefits of the Single Market and the Customs Union "
The eu will not accept access to the single market without free movement - they have said it enough times - so basically there will be no brexit with Labour.
>anti-mass immigration
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/27/jeremy-corbyn-rules-out-pledge-cut-immigration
>anti-intervention
Intervention against terrorists - he has voted against almost every piece of anti-terror legislation in the past 20 years.
>Pro-police
Pro police numbers but not actually letting them do anything - when they can not carry out investigations because they are deemed racist you could have 1 million police and it would not make any difference.

>>128711701
Hung parliament predicted by YouGov and Survation

>>128711819
A symbol can be reversed to it`s opposite, you can literally pick up the ISIS flag, put a rainbow unto it, and shop gay muslims fucking themselves in the ass with a pig taking a shit on a Qur`an or in the mouth of Mohammed.
If you associate it to certain things and start prohibiting, it just turns it more alluring to people.
"Hate Speech" is a figure of speech, it could mean anything, literally, this is what I don`t understand, how can anyone accept something with a broad definition to become a law.

>>128711973
And they're wrong.
See here for why.

>>128708354

>>128711973
Both are outliers from the majority of polls clustered at 8-12% tory leads

>>128711889
Because it is "Hate Speech" ?
I would rather not prohibit it and let you know who the fuck supports ISIS altogether, the same way that people shouldn`t prohibit a crusader flag or a nazi flag.

>>128710472
What I was thinking, clearly he's waiting to see how they do at the election, either way I'm fairly certain he'll go for the leadership before the next GE.

>>128711970
You're talking a different person and you're still wrong. My gott.

That was a year ago.

Anti-terror legislation that surveillance innocent people for no reason. Surveillance has done fuck all to keep us safe and we're giving out freedoms away for nothing.

He supports shoot to kill.

>>128712028
Lies

>>128712027
I trust the most respected polling agency on Earth over an unknown BLAIRITE website

>>128711848
>Is she the most inept politician alive or are the polls rigged by Commies?
Close.
Tight polls sell more newspapers.
It's kinda the opposite of Trump / Hillary.
That rigging was an attempted blackpill psyop. This rigging is just good ol' bread and circuses.
Also there might be *some* reality in the change, but that's mostly because all the traditional Labour base people who said "I'll never vote Labour with JC as leader" realised that they don't actually have the willpower to change the habit of generations of their dole scum forefathers.

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It will be okay lads, the reason Labour is always overrepresented in polls is because many of the labour voters fail to vote for one of the following reasons: Their sign on day at the job centre is on that day, their disability assessment is on that day, or its raining and they can't be bothered to vote as they don't have cars.

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>>128711985
>you can literally pick up the ISIS flag, put a rainbow unto it, and shop gay muslims fucking themselves in the ass with a pig taking a shit on a Qur`an or in the mouth of Mohammed.
Then it wouldn't be the ISIS flag any more, would it, you fucking mongoloid? It'd be a rainbow flag with shitting pigs and Muhammad's seal.

>>128712093

What Comres and Ipsos?

>>128712093
>most respected polling agency on Earth
Literally lol'd lad.
Thanks for that.

>>128711897
Good, I have my popcorn and whisky for Thursday night and Friday morning and a sponge and bucket for collecting Labour lib and SNP tears.

>>128712093
Ahh, I've been baited again

>>128710472
Na, Jarvis is a complete meme

>>128711985
Yep, you make a good point.
I'm not agreeing with the existence of hate speech laws, I was just trying to explain it.
A succession of elected governments have decided that you should go to prison for:
- Threatening violence
- Inciting or giving instructions for violence
- Supporting or associating with violent groups
And, in general, people are happy with it because they reckon it keeps them safer. Whether it's worth the cost of free speech is personal opinion.

>>128711912
It's not about what's being proposed even. You guys need to go in reverse, not stand still. You already are lacking in privacy. Once you guys leave the jurisdiction of the ECJ your privacy online is gone. The ECJ is the only reason your internet history is not being tracked right now.

The new proposal makes the situation even worse.

But i guess if you guys want to become a shithole then go ahead.

>>128712054

He said last leadership race that he wasn't entering because he wants to see his kids grow up, So I reckon Corbyn will lose this week, stay on for 2022, lose again, step down, Jarvis as leader

Burger here. Who's gonna win?

>>128712097
Most of the shift is a collapse in the lib dems and greens. The lib dems have gone from polling 12-14% back to 8% and the greens from 4% to 2% in most polls.

just had scrambled eggs and beans on toast

fucking divine holy shit

>>128711500
Everyone should vote as extreme as they can to shift the Overton window. It worked to get us a referendum. Don't give up on this strategy just because there's a communist standing. The referendum is the only thing we've won in decades.

>>128710280

It's hard to dislike the Pilger desu

>>128712139
How am I wrong?

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>>128712206
>Burger here

>>128712103
YouGov stopped overrepresenting labour and weight against them after the fuck up in 2015

>>128712119
If it had the same saying as there is on their flag, would be their flag caricature, but people are too afraid to do something like this because they know muslims will chimp out.
You can study symbols and find out what it means.

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>>128711848

>>128712119
If you flipped the ISIS flag upside-down and put flowers on the borders, then waved it in public, do you think you would avoid charges?

>>128712210
30-40% of UKIP voters also

>>128712200

Again, you don't have a fucking clue what you are talking about, we are under the ECJ and currently companies are required to keep internet records for 12 months which a huge amount of government agencies can access.

Go post on Est/pol/,

Are you ready for HUNG PARLIMENT?