We all can see this is the most prophetic story relevant to today's events.
"One ring to rule them all"
A central gov, one world gov.
Invasion of Urokai
niggers
Invasion of goblins.
Arabs
The corrupts with power.
The elite corrupt with power and go against the interests of their fellow man.
Different kingdoms of men who once fought (elves and dwarves) must now band together.
-Europe in WW2, now Europe today.
Wormtounge
-The Jew. A deceiver.
Sauron.
Satan.
Why are Anglo's the best story tellers?
LOOKS LIKE ORC SHITPOSTING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
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>>128675799
>New Zealand poster has a bunch of Lord of the Rings memes on his hard drive.
Pottery.
>>128676666
Fuck my life I wasted quads on New Zealand.
good posts
Nice dumper
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>>128676941
you shouldn't even post at all you retarded faggot
guy has memes hurr duur pottery XDDD
>>128676956
start a folder, m8
:)
at dawn look to the east, Putin will come to save us
>>128675878
>saruman goes to shire
>turns it into a shithole
>gets stabbed
Clinton's return might be fun after all.
>>128678205
Kek'd
love this one
>>128677551
>Maiar
>14
Typical. A shitskin balrog illegally smugless itself into Khazad-dûm without a permit or a passport and once the local authorities find it in his little cellar hideyhole it claims to be underage refuge
Arda is quickly filling up with these ancient "underage" balrogs claiming to be children. Just look at the horns. Does it look like an adolescent maiar? No?
You see what happened to Dwarrowdelf. They let just a single one in and soon the whole kingdom crumbled into a new middle-ardan shithole! Now you want to encourage us to take more of these innocent little "twelve-year-olds" in the realms of men?
>>128674346
>Uruk-hai = niggers
>goblins = Arabs
Hold up nigger. That shit is just wrong.
Uruk-hai are a highly intelligent legion of untiring warriors bred to follow orders to the letter and conquer in the name of Sauron. The Uruks are highly intelligent, well trained, well equipped, and have purpose. They are clearly the Arabs
Goblins are a group of savages looking only for themselves. They join Sauron for greed and usually ditch him and his orders halfway through. They are an unintelligent untrained, poorly equipped, and unfocused. They are clearly the niggers
Hell you don't even need to read the books, this shit was crystal clear in the movies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY4V3UUY95A
Notice how the Goblins are ready to abandon the mission and eat the halflings to satisfy their own hunger while the Uruk-hai are focused only on conquering the kingdoms of men and delivering the prize to their master.
Get your fucking metaphors right if you're going to use them
>>128674346
In Tolkien's letter he explicitly says that dwarves are based on jews. They hoard gold and speak their own tongue among themselves which not allowed to be taught to other races.
>>128674346
lold nice one op
I remember pushing this back when I had that pic of Wormtongue whispering into Theoden's ear and Theoden is like "Diversity is Rohan's greatest strength... Gandalf Stormcrow..."
>>128679581
link?
>>128679341
nerd
>>128679665
Ok, it's 100% official. Saruman is Hillary.
>>128679882
https://www.amazon.com/Letters-J-R-R-Tolkien-J-R/dp/0618056998
>>128676204
Awesome!
>>128678334
Sauron is an Eye of Peace
>>128674346
how are you any different than the libs memeing harry potter
>>128680538
Good goy.
>>128675799
ORC SHITPOSTING MUSIC FOR CREATIVITY BOOSTS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyic00pDGGo
>>128680684
Someone will come along spewing bullshit about how Harry Potter is for children and LOTR is for literature but just know you completely destroyed OP and everyone dumping these memes
>>128674346
>be dwarf
>home to Lonely Mountain
>work hard
>acquire riches
>prosperity
>suddenly the dragon came and evicted us
>Dale truly didn't dislike us or anything no I swear
>we must return to our rightful clay and take it back
>let's arrange something with the hobbit and the Gandalf
>we have succeeded, this is splendid
>hey what are those goblins and elves doing there
>be Jew
>home to Holy Land
>work hard
>acquire riches
>prosperity
>suddenly the Jesus came and evicted us
>everybody didn't dislike us or anything no I swear
>we must return to our rightful clay and take it back
>let's arrange something with the Anglo and the Hitler
>we have succeeded, this is splendid
>hey what are those Arabs and niggers doing there
>>128674346
I wish I had saved the post I'm about to paraphrase. Maybe someone in this thread has it saved.
The orcs/goblins are happy to live in the mountains, the Men are happy to live in the plains and hills and lakes.
Dwarves are jews and keep getting Men to fight their wars for them. The Lonely Mountain was Israel. Smaug was fucking 3000 years of history.
>>128679341
Goblins and Orcs are the same thing.
>>128681691
racist
>>128681691
Yes. Uruks and orcs are not
>>128681691
Goblins look distinctly different than orcs in the movies.
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>>128681962
Mate I am a fucking Orc.
We've lived in England now for about fifty years. What the fuck is your problem? We're well integrated and are allowed to worship the Lidless Eye in peace.
You're the fucking bigot. Fuck you. When the War of the Ring II finally comes you'll be hiding under your little desk begging for mercy as my big Uruk brothers take you and your family to the pits.
>>128681691
Correct
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>>128682186
WRONG
>>128681490
The other meems are meh but this one, this one, you're alright. Made me shart
>>128682272
Ok, from what I understand, in Tolkien's works, they're the same, and he uses the two words interchangably?
And them being different species/races is a D&D thing?
But in the movies, they did make goblins look distinct from orcs?
>>128682421
>Gondor invaded a nation which destabilized an autonomous third party entity
lol what?
>>128682191
>it's the jews.
>it's literally always the jews.
>even when there are no jews, it's still the fucking jews
What did God mean by this?
>>128682627
I think Harad = Iraq and Umbar = Middle East
>>128682542
Yes. In Tolkein, there are the orcs/goblins/snaga which are smaller and more wild and numerous. Then there are the Uruk-hai which are larger and bred for war. They may or may not be an independent race, I'm unsure but Uruk is not used interchangeably with orc/goblin/snaga
In the films, they made snaga/goblins separate from orcs and Uruk-hai making three distinct sub races
>>128682542
Goblins is a Hobbit/Dwarven term
Orc is a human/elf term.
I might be a bit wrong here but I think this is roughly the case.
>>128676243
Around Dwarves
Lock your doors.
>>128682867
That's true. People do say dumb shit like we invaded Iraq and Libya which destabilized Syria
ayyyyyy
>>128682949
I thought Uruk-hai were half-orcs, crossbred with black numenors corsairs or something?
>>128683226
Are these actually posted on social media?
>>128679581
Aule...
Owl....
Bohemian Grove owl statue....
Tolkien was warning us the whole time!
>>128678142
>by wormtongue
It's like the memes write themselves
>>128683404
Not that I know of but they should be.
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>>128683001
That would make sense, especially since Tolkien was so big on linguistics.
>>128683661
People should post these on troll accounts would really help red pill normies.
>>128676666
this meme is literally so spicy and fresh that you can not have been here for longer than 12 hours and not have seen the threads. how about going back 2 reddit?
>>128683813
indeed
Those normie maggots gotta learn
last one
good battle btw till orc refugees interrupt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpsFWBzDHkk
anyone else have any good ideas?
These two hard working individuals approach you and ask you to hand over your Ring.
What do you do, /pol/?
>>128674346
There is not a single black person in the Nolan Batman Begins/Dark Knight Trilogy.
>>128684767
Too easy: Jews.
>>128685091
Commissioner Loeb
>>128682317
Haha
I don't care for Orcposting that much because you JIDF nerds purposely avoid the hooknosed dwarves, but this Olympics add is absolutely hilarious.
>>128680684
Maybe the libs will learn that there's better books out there than Harry Potter because of these, or they'll at least see how retarded theyre Hairless faggot memes are
>>128674346
>"One ring to rule them all"
>A central gov, one world gov.
That's obviously a metaphor for Moses fool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y_1ZwOPPkk
>>128683326
i seem to remember reading that Uruk-hai were bred by Saruman, who used orcs from Mordor and humans from Dunland.
Sauron some magical/genetic engineering of his own, except where Saruman made a stronger breed of orc, Sauron made a stronger breed of troll. The cave troll from the Moria scene is one of Sauron's creations.
The uruk-hai were created recent to the events of the movies/books, whereas i think the cave trolls were created earlier, (maybe around hobbit? or earlier?)
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>>128681627
Best meme
>>128684767
instead of One Ring, a pedophile ring
>>128674346
bumpamis Maximus
>whites
>thinking the world revolves around them
>natives have seen nations upon nations born and die.
get fucked
>>128685527
>you JIDF nerds purposely avoid the hooknosed dwarves
Bullshit, we do
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>>128684456
All these name the Jew in some capacity. Here's my contribution that does so outright.
>>128682663
That we diverged onto a strange timeline the second Christianity started taking hold, and a stranger one still with Islam. Take those two away and Jews stop being a problem
>>128685806
woops, meant to say orcs from Moria, not from Mordor.
We need to meme Bilbo into a boomer that sold out the shire to foreigners
>>128685806
God dammit you're making me want to play D&D. I'm a grownass man.
ATTENTION FAGGOTS
this shit is maximum cringe & i suggest you pack up this garbage & take it back to fucking reddit jesus christ ABSOLUTELY GOD DAMN DISGUSTING
>>128685091
Lucis fox, black sniper, black cop that gets shot in face by joker, there are other side actors wtf are you talking about.
>>128676666
checked...and come off it m8. Kiwis know what's up. Literally the shire.
>>128686898
t. autist who lost his way to >>>/b/
>128686898
I suggest you shut the fuck up for the rest of your existence.
>>128687471
immolate yourself faggot this "epic maymay" is some turbonerd shit that is being forced
>>128687578
learn how to reply you you human garbage
Don't forget this glorious gem.
Wasn't the big deal about Haradrim that they were manipulated into fighting Gondor and had no issue with them otherwise? Also, what are ents in this scenario?
>128688200
I know exactly what I'm doing. It's my way of saying (You) are not worthy of a (You)
@128688200
>being this slow and autistic
>>128688397
>trying to mask your incompetence by using LE EPIC SHILL REPLY METHOD XDDD
i see the trump general is fucking leaking & make this cancerous ball
>128688600
>believing this started with Trump
>>128687803
kek, took me a second
>>128688691
i know thats where you came from you little weasel, go ahead post your awoo shit
>>128686195
all natives see is the room spinning because they are drunk off their asses
>>128688719
thanks, takes me a second every time i see one
made the photoshopping really easy lol
>>128688809
Have never been on Trumpgen. Voted for him but don't even like Trump that much, just thought he was a better choice than the Wicked Witch of Washington. Didn't vote in primary
>>128676447
I love that guy - wish I knew what he looked like IRL. They should have found more 'grotesques' or people good at playing them and stuck them among the orc extras.
>>128689323
just ignore the turbo autist pretending to be an oldfag
>>128689445
But people stopped replying to my texts and I'm lonely
>>128680684
That's the joke
>>128689445
>being this assmad about your safe space being hurt
>J-just ignore it!!!!
yup, thats a redditor
>>128689750
we don't get lonely faggot
>>128677683
You know, Jackson should have shot the proper, book ending as another movie rather than doing the Hobbit.
Jesus fucking christ stop spamming the same old fucking images in every fucking thread
>>128690207
finally someone who isn't a literal retard has arrive, welcome aboard friendo
A handful of these are good. The majority are fucking awful and either make no sense in terms of Lord of the Rings lore or lack subtlety.
Get your shit together.
>>128676666
>Not using these to Redpill normies, you're part of the problem.
>>128686195
Yeah I don't want it to happen to me bub
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>>128690345
It sure is easy being an upset manchild who contributes nothing but still shits himself when something doesn't tickle his autism the right way.
Seriously go back to plebbit and circlejerk over kekistan cause you all aren't worth a shit here.
>>128682250
If you're not violent, your children or grand-children will be. You have to go, and make your own country.
>>128691242
>has this shit saved on his computer
>calls others manchild
WEW FUCKING LADDY REALLY ACTIVATES MY CHESTNUTS
>>128691419
You're really desperate for these aren't you?
I guess your sad mother doesn't give you enough attention when she vacuums dorito crumbs off your shirt
>>128674346
allow me
Goblins = Capoids a.k.a somalis (huge bug eyes, skinny, smarter than orcs)
Orcs = congoids a.k.a west africans or american blacks (dumb, violent, larger build than goblins
Uruk-hai = half-blacks (smarter, taller) From wiki: "There are suggestions that the Uruk-hai of Isengard were the result of crossbreeding orcs and men."
Haradrim = Arabs
Corsairs = Berbers (north africans)
the problem with this is that orcs need to be "all muslims" for the sake of orc-posting
I wish you meme virgins didn't bring LOTR into your bullshit. Normies are normies and they're the majority, don't ruin one or the few precious tales not infected by SJW bullshit.
Tolkien has been in controversy before.
FUCK OFF
>>128674346
>tfw OP uses your OC
I can go offline with a smile now.
>>128691773
>I guess your sad mother doesn't give you enough attention
wow you collection failed lord of the rings memes AND project
nice skillset
>>128691842
I figured Uruk-Hai were American blacks because they're bigger and their not insignificant white DNA gives them a few points more of IQ
>>128684703
>It should have ended that day...
>>128686303
On it.
>>128692485
fucking kill yourself, if you spent time on that abomination you need to die. period
ITT: dumb, triggered faggots
>>128692485
>>128692648
kek'd & saved
Don't listen to the edgy losers trying to insult you to try and compensate for their lack of talent
>>128692538
>Anon Teabags... Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap memes.
>>128678275
the shire was based on England, so pretty accurate.
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>>128692852
Can anyone prove this is a real account? If so, the dumb bitch an hero'd almost immediately afterwards.
>>128693004
>mfw this meme made me start watching the entire Lord of the Rings series again
>>128674346
>/pol/ literally can't refute this
>>128693187
It's not. I made it up, and I'm not on twitter.
Feel free to bring it to life... If you're funny.
>128693371
It's a strawman comic, which is not an argument. Refuted, you stupid fucking faggot
>>128693371
Except the Harry Potter parallel makes no fucking sense other than "hurrr durrr dark lord" and they didn't create content that even attempted to be funny like all of this
>>128693322
well meme'd off-brand Australia
>>128679581
But we still have to ally with them in the meantime to eradicate the orcs. Sound familiar?
>>128693666
>except the orc parallel makes no sense other than 'hurr durr refugees' and they didn't create content that even attempted to be funny like all of this
Nice trips bruv
>>128693655
>still not replying to people correctly because he fears they will reply back to him
maximum cuck levels my friend
>>128692972
should be swords and gron ram (cavetroll or mumakil work too"
>>128693371
it's call beating the normies at their own game faggot
>>128681627
This is the improved one
>128693945
Wouldn't have written at all if I wasn't looking for a response. Adding that one extra > would have made no difference to my answer.
>>128694084
perfect, m8
>>128694222
gold
>>128687803
Kekkerino
>We need more memes that connect burkas with Nazgul!
>>128693371
These were done in response to anti Trump leftist LOTR and Harry Potter memes
If you can't tell LotR is more of an allegory about WW1 rather than WW2, then you're pretty fucking stupid.
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>>128694663
fucking hell
>>128694832
You what? Barely any of this is about World Wars, period.
>>128693897
not an argument
>>128693371
The Harry Potter content was deadly serious and supposed to be 'inspirational'. This is just jokes
>>128694832
>duh, obviously LotR is an allegory about ww1, only fucking faggot would think it's about ww2
And here I was thinking it was a fantasy story
>>128695049
>"I don't know what an allegory is. Please humor my fanboyism."
>>128694467
Pls rate
>>128682186
the name was interchangable in the books, they are the same faggots
>>128695771
0/10 because the source image triggers me
>>128695771
fuck that is well done but absolutely disgusting lol, cannot read.. would rather watch 100 beheadings
>>128695771
kek the minor tweaks make it look like a clinically insane person made this
>>128695871
we're not posting images from the books
>>128685806
I think Uruks were another subtype of orc, since l I think there's something said about "Black Uruks from Mordor" in the books, I might be mistaken and that might be from a game but I'm pretty positive it's from the book.
Uruk-hai are a stronger breed of Uruks which are just big fucking orcs coupled with some Saruman fuckery crossing them with dunland Men.
Also yes Sauron made his own breed of troll called Olog-Hai, in the movies they are the ones coming throught the gate during the siege of Minas Tirith aswell as the one fighting Aragorn at the Black gate.
I think they are not explicitly named in the books, pretty sure they come from the Legendarum and appendices
>>128695771
6/10, the drawings are ok just need more references/jokes in the text, definitely potential here though
>>128694663
Awesome
>Inspired me to make pic related
>>128696490
Will look for more exploitable texts and improve for next thread
>>128696564
nice
"he prayed to melkor every day and was turning his life around after getting a management level position at his warband"
>>128696564
blanco version
>>128696740
KEK
>>128696649
make their bodies more orcish, they just look like ugly humans atm
>>128676114
>by Samuel Gandalfstein
KEK
>>128680990
thanks
>>128674346
>>Why are Anglo's the best story tellers?
It's because we have the best minstrels. They know just what to say.
>>128678807
SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A PARODY MOVIE NAO!
>>128695564
Did you read any of this thread? Nothing much at all about WWII, smart guy.
>>128674346
Dug the map out.
>>128697424
really makes one think about all the pointless infighting when the real enemy is orcs
>>128696564
>updated version
>>128674346
There's only one problem with this campaign...
I REALLY, REALLY LIKE ORCS!
>>128698224
there's more of them, one with an extended south/east, one even more extended, and another that is so fucking non-canonical it hurts
>>128696752
>updated version
>>128698611
>I REALLY, REALLY LIKE ORCS!
Here's the website for you, anon!
>>128694832
it's not an allegory at all. tolkein hated allegories.
only the part at the end with the shire invasion was an allegory.
>>128676243
[[[DWARVES]]]
>>128698787
Can't watch it right now. I'm busy prepping Azog to fuck my wife.
>>128678307
ENOUGH POSTS!
>>128699506
Check your privilege, dwarf.
>>128698951
"The Dwarvish language sounds much like Hebrew, and indeed Tolkien noted some similarities between Dwarves and Jews: both were "at once natives and aliens in their habitations, speaking the languages of the country, but with an accent due to their own private tongue" " from the wiki
Lord of the Rings is a fairy tale where black and white morality exists. The real world has grey morality. Metaphor fails.
>>128700036
defending your own is always morally justified
>>128700036
>"Fixed that for you!"
- George R.R. Martin
>>128700026
“I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.”
from the tolkien
>>128700603
said directly to disassociate any fan-theories about his works
>>128700810
like the idea that it was an allegory for world war I
I love this thread. Got new subfolder.
>>128700895
it was basically the disclaimer at the start of southpark. If he didn't he'd have to challenge every theory as they were invented
>>128701512
I should like to say something here with reference to the many opinions or guesses that I have received or have read concerning the motives and meaning of the tale. The prime motive was the desire of a tale-teller to try his hand at a really long story that would hold the attention of readers, amuse them, delight them, and at times maybe excite them or deeply move them. As a guide I had only my own feelings for what is appealing or moving
As for any inner meaning or 'message', it has in the intention of the author none. It is neither allegorical nor topical. As the story grew it put down roots (into the past) and threw out unexpected branches
yeah, or maybe it's exactly what he's saying and it isn't an allegory
>>128677477
a bloo bloo
>>128674346
>Ctrl+F
>"Saturn"
>Phrase not found
Stay bluepilled, /pol/
>>128701816
>Thinks something is of high importance
>Sees nobody mentions it
>Doesn't do it himself
>>128702370
Following that strategy of "I'm being enigmatic, so you know I'm very important and it will draw attention to me." Weeeeeak bait desu senpai
>>128698637
Well I don't plan on leaving the /shire/, so I don't care.