Brit/pol/ May edition

I can't wait to vote for Mummy May

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So /pol/acks want to deny 16 year olds the right to vote, but at the same time they want to be able to pound 16 year olds in bed?

Britain Elects @britainelects 2m
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Favourable / Unfavourable ratings:

T. May: 39 / 42
J. Corbyn: 32 / 47
T. Farron: 14 / 38
C. Lucas: 15 / 23
P. Nuttall: 8 / 45

(@ComRes)

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LMAO

The SURGE is over lads

Can't wait to not vote for Tory scum

>>128292639
>Implying I will ever have sex
I would vote to raise the voting age to 21 out of spite.

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SARBENI

>>128292560
>be a nurse
>work a 12 hour shift
>go to foodbank
>get told to work harder

>>128292659
>-3 rating
Corbyn's is -15!
What spin

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>>128292714

>>128292698
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-39890839/man-hides-from-theresa-may

>>128292754
could just get another job - but would rather bitch about it to everyone.

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Reminder that if you haven't cracked one off to mummy you:

A: aren't a true Brit/pol/ poster
B: haven't lived
C: have no right to criticize mummyposters as you havent experienced the sheer delight first hand

>>128292754
>employed by the state
>basically works for gibs
like i give a fuck

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Reposting Anon from the last thread because this is what's going to happen:

Anyone else sense that Labour turnout in retarded/shit areas like London will be high but in swing seats where it matters it won't

If you think of the eponymous swing voter in your mind and imagine that he or she did not vote for Miliband, question whether you think they'll vote for Jeremy Corbyn

It's just not happening lads, Labour might see huge gains in places where they're already winning but it won't matter, they've done nothing to convince the rest of the country

It's just like Clinton winning by 2 million votes in California

Not to mention that I think these predictions of youth turnout are horseshit

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>>128292778

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SHAGGING

>>128292639
>even entertaining the thought of letting 16 year olds vote
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>128292598
>voting

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Is it gonna happen?

>>128292772
The communist continues to be as unpopular as he always was isn't news.
The conservative going negative for the first time is.

>>128292821
But she'll know I've done it now she's spying on us. How can I get away with it?

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>>128292525
Have to be a tactical vote this time around, damaging socialism is more important than a UKIP vote, so it's a tactical tory tick for me on the 8th.

Fuck lefties :^)

>>128292880
So there's nothing wrong with fucking 16 year olds?

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Does anyone in here actually LIKE the Tories?

>>128292821
gotta admit I haven't encountered the heavenly cums she provides
maybe on election night, ye

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Am delivering Tory leaflets in the roughest part of town tomorrow wish me luck boys.

>>128292862
I can see this happening, yes. And then the day after they'll wail in confusion because 'everyone I know was on team Jezza'

>>128292868
It is like Zombie Apocalypse - but instead of guns they fuck the zombies to death

>>128292909
God it would be so funny to see

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SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING

THIS IS A HIGH PRIORITY MESSAGE

Guys, I'm really fucking bored right now.

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>tfw you find out your ex is with a black guy now and has sworn off "weak men"

>>128292966
You do know Tory leaflets are just templates with the name of the MP and constituency pasted over them right?

>>128292956
no, they don't even know why they vote tory.

>>128292658
Funny that Mummy May has the same approval ratings as Trump. Even funnier that the opposition in both countries is even less popular.

>>128292966
Why?

>>128292940
>Tory shills pretending to be converted UKIP voter
Fuck off, you're not UKIP. True UKIP voters like myself will stick with them.
Labour and the tories are the fucking same anyway, the outcome will be identical.

>>128292868
Reminder that these creatures still spawned many kids.

>>128292821
I'd rather masturbate to a picture of Tom Watson's sweaty arsecrack

>>128293013
Assuming this isn't bait, so?
Means you dodged a bullet.

>>128292934
>wanx

Find a nice spot out of view of your smart TV and turn on the hoover to cover up the sound of you screaming mummy as you cum

>>128292955
Depends how old the person fucking them is, 3 year max age difference is what most US states go by until 18.

>>128292966
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Look at this cuck

>>128293032
No need to waste time and money if you aren't one of the 3 people who live in two constituencies.

>>128289974
>principled stance on brexit
Being luke warm on Brexit is the exact opposite of that. And I get why his is desu
>majority of the PLP was remain
>wants to be able to afford all the money for social programs so hes more reliant on access to the single market and customs union
>he wants to appear principled, unlike may who has 180'd her position on brexit

>>128292956
I like how angry the Tories make leftists. Does that count?

>>128293068
I want to change Britain for the better.

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Reminder that /britpol/ is /leftypol/

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>>128293013
>Your ex hates you so much that she moved abroad

>>128293013
You dodged a bullet then. You think that attitude is healthy in a relationship/family

Selfish bitches are selfish bitches

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>>128292940

same

brit/pol/ are retarded enough to vote against their own interests just for the sake of librul tears and remoaner memes.

>muh nuclear button

>>128292966
Hope you (rightfully) get your head kicked in

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If i had to pick between Corbyn & that cunt Tony Blair again, how fast till we go to war with the Saudis?

>>128293041
It's because they have no empathy.

>>128293204
Why does that board get meme'd so much when it's as dead as May's reproductive capabilities?

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>>128293197
>change Britain for better
>only addresses immigration as a net statistic

You need to read the comments on this Ashcroft article . they are conservative campaigners and members mainly saying May has ran a fucked up campaign , Even if she wins because of FPTP she won't be populair i tell ya

http://www.conservativehome.com/platform/2017/06/lord-ashcroft-she-called-the-snap-election-and-cant-be-bothered-turning-up-to-it-my-final-general-election-focus-groups.html

>>128293013
>weak men

>niggers desert their children as a rule

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LABOUR VOTERS

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Jesus Christ you lads are fucked in the long run.

a 52% deficit among the youth? Trump's deficit wasn't even half that, and our millennials are a hell of a lot less White than yours

>>128293262
fucking hell tyrone, stop it

>>128292966
>Maria Miller

She is literally at the forefront of pushing for canada-style tranny laws

>>128293052
kek - the state of politics

>>128292880
the ONLY situation when 16 year olds may be considered to be allowed the vote is if they are tax payers. If you're still in education, you can fuck right off

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Lads

>>128293305
Fuck off

If people have the money then they should fucking well use it.

Since when is means testing a conservative policy, it is just focussing the spare money on the people who need it the most.

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Vote pepe May

>>128293262
It's funny. A bunch of trolls using an anonymous imageboard voting for regulation of the internet, based on Tory lies about brexit. I love the stupidity.

>>128292966
And people say we don't have cuckservative shills here. Fucking christ.

>>128293383
Means nothing, I was a left as a teen

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>>128293185
>leftist try to improve people's lives
>tories want to destroy them and overrun the country with muslims
>you pick the tories in this situation
You need to be 18 to post here.

>>128293357
Is that a tranny?

>>128293383
Youth vote at the last election was ~40%, its not going to matter that much.

>>128293383
This has literally always been the case

>>128292658
T. May: 39 / 42 -12
J. Corbyn: 32 / 47 +18
T. Farron: 14 / 38 +8

Missing YKTD (!!hn7ASgIZ1vE)

>>128293383
That has always a been a thing here though, then people get older and vote Tory. I was a member of the Labour Party when I was a teenager.

>>128293383
Maybe this is a bit of a left-field (no pun intended) suggestion, but is it possible that 18-24 cannot be polled properly because they have no fixed landline, are not the person most likely to answer a landline, and generally aren't in the house?

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the torys are pepe goy

>>128293383
Always happens. The tories are 50 points up with over 65s

>>128293504
But now you earn over 80k and so are voting tory?

>>128292978
This
It happens every fucking time and the butthurt never gets old

>>128293357
Reminder that this is literally grounds for dismissal from the labour party and has happened a number of times before

>>128293580
Are you a bot or what?

>>128293508
>>leftist try to improve people's lives
>better to try and inadvertently make things worse because you're a fucking moron who doesn't learn from history than not to try at all :^)
The fucking state of you lad

>>128293383
Is this your first election cycle? The young always vote Labour more

>>128293483
She called the opposition the "Coalition of Chaos", a labour coalition government is literally the Coalition of kek. You've got this all wrong.

>>128293383
It's always like that over here, has been since the 70s.

As they grow older they move to the Right. Also, among under 18s, right wing traditionalism prevails. Probs due to the baby boomers dying off meaning they're going to grow up to inherit more stuff and enjoy cheaper housing prices, allowing them to start families younger

>>128293383
>still believing polls after the 2016 election

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>>128293383
Our young people are numales and nuwomen. I think of two of my friends as the quintessential student couple - they're both tiny, wear silly indie clothes, listen to silly 'indie' bands, vote labour, *literally* cried about brexit, say they don't want children (just dogs) and both go out and do photography together for a hobby.

This is our student population. This is our reality.

>>128292658
>Corbyn more unfavourable that nuttall Nuttall

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tory is love tory is life

pepe is english

>>128293455
Based ComRes

>>128293684
>muh kek
Fuck off back to prebbit

>>128293282
I'm very scared there has been a lot of stabbings recently I might have to tone down my look I was thiinking of wearing a suit.

May is weak and a liar like Cameron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxk3bNGkE8E

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>12 point gap

That's accurate to be fair, with shy tory it'll end up 15% like they have been saying all along.

It was all a dream for Labour and the left.

Torys back in control.

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what did she mean by this ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

pepe innit

>>128293052
The masses are tired of politics.

>>128292658
>Corbyn's favourability refuses to budge
>still surpasses his ceiling in polling

If polls weren't spammed fucking everywhere I'd stop ignoring them altogether

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>>128293710

average student female

>>128293522
>>128293581
>>128293558

Where is this meme coming from? in 2015 the Tory deficit among 18-24 was only 4%, in 2010 it was 2%

>>128293487
Listen the choice in this election is between cancer and aids you fucking moron. It is about voting for who is going to fuck you the least.

Borrowing and spending like a drunk sailor is going to fuck everyone much harder in the long run.

Venezuela one of Corbyn's ideal models for how the state should do things.

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>IT KEEPS HAPPENING AND NOTHING IS DONE

>>128293778
What? I'm not talking kekistany faggotry, just kek. Do you know where you are?

>>128293710
Same. Living with a pair identical to your friends next year.

They are all carbon copies.

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This is our chance to destroy the """"Conservative"""" Party! Don't vote!

>>128293508
>>leftist try to improve people's lives
How?

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>>128293872
>dont challenge my world view at all, it's all i have left

>>128293494
My mother is making me do it...

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vote unmummy may

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>>128293916
Rather have the Tories vs another right wing party as opposed to Labour vs Right wing party

>>128293924
Free shit innit

>>128293894
Don't be racist

>>128293881
Hahahahaha. It won't make a difference, truly. However one wants internet restrictions, whilst the other will be slower to implementing internet restrictions.
We're fucked either way in all regards lad. I'm just voting for a slower death of things that impact me personally.

>>128293739
You're a weird guy

Anyone care about that nigger who was shot in Liverpool today?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-40139524

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>>128292525
Shes reminds me of the ((()))) people.

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>>128292525

>>128293073

This. The Tories are going to fail to deliver on their immigration promises yet again. They're going to continue to suck Muslim dick internationally. And Brexit is going to be geared towards protecting the City, nothing else.

>>128293916
The only real mummy...or Mistress T, she's good mum. I guess Mistress T is mum and Tara is Mom. May is a fake mum.

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>>128293508
>labour came into power in 1997

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>>128293073
I want to stick with them but the 2015 election had labour just a whisker behind the tories in my constituency, it's likely to be even closer on June 8th. Heart says UKIP, head says tactical tory vote.

>>128294063
Not really no

>>128292525
>brit/pol/ has destroyed /ptg/ and become the most popular general
They had it coming desu

>>128293185
This.

Anyone going to watch the CL final?

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Keep May away from your puppies.

>>128293874
http://www.if.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/How-did-young-people-vote-at-the-2015-general-election.pdf

It was a 20% lead for the Labour party.

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>>128294146
>labour came into power in 1997

where that snapchat bitch from last thread

>>128293881
>>128293881
>the choice in this election is between cancer and aids you fucking moron.
Why fucking even vote for either then? I'm voting UKIP, at least then i can tell myself i had some moral integrity, and didn't play a part in fucking the country over with either of the 2 shitstain parties.

>>128294157
what in the name of fuck is neurodiversity?

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just nasty kek this is the best they got lmfao

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>Barnsley

https://xhamster.com/movies/7703769/barnsley_couple_outdoor.html

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>>128294157
>neurodiversity

>>128294164
Depends on the actually people in your place I'd say, not the party. If it's a based Con or Lab, then it can be ok. If it's a posh cunt or a marxist fuck, then vote in your best interest against those.

>>128294146
>>128294253
>Tony Blair
You mean when Labour became Tory-lite and continued their policies?

PURGE THE BLAIRITES

>>128293710
What is even wrong with that? We should all be stuck up old people from the 1950s, devout Christians and wearing tweed underwear?

Being tiny doesn't mean anything, Einstein was tiny
Wearing indie clothes does mean anything, Steve jobs had shitty clothes
What music you listen to don't matter
Crying don't matter, at least they care about shit rather than you dead-inside depressed shitposter that only cares about anime and traps
At least they have a hobby, other than trolling image boards

Please get rid of your /r9k/ mentality and get outside more.

>>128292525

going outside and talking to people is really really fucking bad.

no matter what they tell you, no matter how they try to persauade you that it is all your imagination and everything's fine, everybody will be nice....

listen to your instincts. Never go outside. Fuck the normies.

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>unironically being a maoist

>>128294063
Only if it turns out to be Akala

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oh mummy

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>All minorities on a boat back home!
What did he mean by this?

>>128292525
american trump supporter here. i am almost entirely ignorant to what's going on here.

given the above, who should i root/meme for and why? i'm not trying to be antagonistic, i sincerely lack knowledge in this area and want to fix that.

>>128294428
"Not enough white faces"

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torys innit kek vote may

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>>128294350
>2PBTID
>one is pro-left shilling and the other is excusing the state of British youth

>>128294426
Anyone read his book yet?

>>128294428

>Only an Indian is brave enough to say that Immigration has irreversibly destroyed this country

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is it true that you can't get a white doctor in Britain because you have no choices, and this results in poorer health care?

I admit it is nice to pick your doctor

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>>128293710

Sounds bad until you realise the other side of the coin consists of fat virgin NEETs with chronic depression who spend their days posting frogs on here.

All of a sudden, the dogs and photography don't sound that bad any more.

Why don't we want socialism so that we then have a revolution and purge the commies?
Currently we're just sticking with awful leaders who don't have the people's interests in mind.

>>128294606
You can choose your GP usually

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vote tory goy dont disappoint op

>>128292966
Haha basingstoke lad. You're heading to Popley/south ham then?

Also don't be a cuck. EDL or Ukip lad nothing else

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>>128294426
>>128294553
>>128294664
Stop trying so hard.

>>128294264
Vote on what is going to make you feel best.

But it still does not change the outcome you will either have to live with Cancer or AIDS.

Cancer is way worse than aids.

The conservatives being AIDS and Labour Cancer.

>>128293801
Stabbings in basingstoke lol

>>128294350
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Nx9HAEGFQ

>>128293894

It's in Bradfordistan what do you expect, the whole city needs to be glassed.

>>128294606
Only if you're in London or Birmingham or some comparable shithole, and if that's the case you're probably a paki yourself

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>>128294350
That's not his point though is it.

That whole scene comes with the attitude of "I care passionately for politics even though I don't bother researching it any longer than my daily NowThis video intake".

And these same people who bitch about that state of affairs and still don't bother to get up and vote.

And these same people who rabidly attack the British identity whenever they percieve the country to vote against their interests. ([sic.] Facebook posts after Brexit).

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>Our future PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnKbGYbS5XE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnKbGYbS5XE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnKbGYbS5XE

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>>128294350

Let's all point and laugh at this fag.

Start lifting and sort yourself out.

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>>128294350
>t.triggered leftard

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>>128294326
>a based lab

>>128294716
Has this ever worked anywhere? The very idea of subverting 4chan is retarded

I hope every single one of you virgin rats that vote for theresa may, dies slowly of cancer

>>128294910
Ala old /b/, they end up pissing into a sea of piss

has anyone else noticed their familiy members/people they get a lot more interested in politics recently? i feel like it's going to end up replacing football as the thing people are interested in up here at this rate, really weird stuff

>>128294940
Not gonna win hearts and minds for corbyn that way dude

>>128294716
>I may be a good goy, but you're a redditor telling me I'm a good goy
And?

Is it true that Theresa May is extremely close to Hillary Clinton in terms of policy, except more pro-censorship?

I honestly don't understand how anyone could support her.

>>128294720
I'd rather have cancer than be an aids infected faggot desu.

>>128294910
Depends how subtle they are.
All the BLACKED spam on the porn board and even the non porn boards has definitely led to them becoming a thing.

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>>128294602

yes believe or not im a independent journalist and did articles on the subject, go ask my solicitor kek

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>>128294940
Corbyn's going to lose. And it will destroy the labour party.
Funny, isn't it?

>>128292525
>>Brendan Cox says news of Jo's death was like a hand grenade going off:

I hate these fucking similies, a hand granade going off that didn't kill or wound you, you'd probably have a huge feeling of relief is this what he meant?

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>>128293013
what do lads

>>128294350
I have a healthy life outside of 4chan and am successful in all possible arenas. But that does not mean I am oblivious to the effects of the weakening of gender archetypes. Men and women are made in such a way as to act as such, and denying them their biological normalcy will result in big problems. As you will understand if you have any inch of your body that is not autistic, many of my points were simply jabs at a certain stereotype that exists rather than a real condemnation of small height, music taste and people's hobbies. It's coupled with quite a serious point though.

>UKIP not standing
>Tory candidate is a Hindu Nuffin
>Labour MP is a 1997 entry

Should I vote for the paki? Feels wrong.

>>128295118
You enjoy living under Sharia? And having your daughters raped by Pakis?

>>128295085
Fuck off with your fake screenshots, we all know they're fake

>>128294910
It's a shop

Good luck mummy May
Every election post-Trump has been shit though

May is a cunt. It would be entertaining to see her cry when corbyn is elected PM. The entertainment value alone would make me vote labour.

>>128294940
I hope your bennies get slashed lad.

>>128295283
>>128295296
Keep lying.

>>128294512
please respond.

>>128295051
She is to the left of Clinton on economics and to the right of Clinton on social issues.

>>128294512
there are different carriages to the Trump train, some of which have parallels in brit pol you might enjoy.


if youre primarily looking for ways to stick to the man, then Corbyn would be your fella. He's the anti-estalishemnt candidate, who is sure to fuck shit up. Though that said, perhaps if your an ideolgical person, you might say that Corbyn is like Sanders, in that hes a red-flag lefie.

If you're looking for the right wing in brit pol, you're going to be looking at the Conservative and unionist party, despite them being in grip of gang of incompetents at the moment. Still, they have David Davis going for them, who would be /ourguy/ in the cabinet, and jacob reese mogg, who they think is /ourguy/ on the back benches.

Then of course there's Farage and the rump of UKIP that hes left behind, aka Paul Nutall- who is kind of /ourguy/ as far as /pol/ goes, but is also clearly a bit of a plonker.

>>128295296
Nah the pixels check out

>>128295377
It's typical centre-righters who have pledged a hard brexit vs literal commies

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>>128294716

im not trying at all why dont you try and get op ban me. again kek

it's no secret the torys are scum they actually excrete slime when they walk like a snails. FACT

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>I missed Cherpost

>>128292598
Vote for mummy is a vote for pats on the head :)

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>>128295160

It must have been. There's something really off about that guy, I would have thought if your spouse got merked you would seclude yourself and say 'fuck this politics lark' for a bit, not immediately hop on a soapbox and start politicising it. Mind you, that whole affiar was rather fishy.

>>128295304
Don't you want to see the leftards crying even more? They actually think he has a chance now as well so it's gonna be fucking beautiful.

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>>128292639
This is agreeable to me

/euro/pol discord: https://discordgg/kBrGVKA

remember to put in the dot

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>>128292598

>>128295377
rome wasn't built in a day lad
>>128295415

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>>128295520
Just in time for Elsapost though.

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my mummy

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>hitchens believes mass-immigration has ruined britain
>encourages Britons to migrate to another country

>>128294606
In the big cities most doctors are so swamped with patients they are all equally shit regardless of skin colour.

>>128295247
Depends on whether you think the 2015 majority was small enough that it could flip

If not, pick an independent or meme party candidate

>>128295594
What changed that actually makes them think he has a chance?
Why is labor doing any better in the polls in general

>>128295628
Reminder that the US Vice President calls his wife "Mother".

>>128295628
>mommy
>o
Cute pic tho

>>128294801
Projecting. You don't thoroughly research anything either. Just read 1 or 2 news articles, watch a politics TV show and copy whatever opinion the pundits throw at you.

If they cried about brexit, they definitely voted for it. The British identity is indeed faulty, time to replace it with a better one.

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she said it . pepe May

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Favourable / Unfavourable ratings:

T. May: 39 / 42
J. Corbyn: 32 / 47
T. Farron: 14 / 38
C. Lucas: 15 / 23
P. Nuttall: 8 / 45

(@ComRes)

On who have the best policies for 'people like me and my family':

Theresa May and the Tories: 38%
Jeremy Corbyn and Labour: 44%

(@ComRes)
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Replying to @britainelects @ComRes
Fieldwork: 31 May - 02 June.

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 47% (+1)
LAB: 35% (+1)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 4% (-)
GRN: 1% (-)

(via @ComRes)


Westminster voting intention:

CON: 43% (-2)
LAB: 37% (+2)
LDEM: 6% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-)

(via @OpiniumResearch / 30 - 31 May)

>>128295730
They actually think he did well on QT

>>128295019

Yeah my grandfather has always voted labour if he votes, now he hates the left because of all the cultural trannyism and Corbyn/Abott levels of stupidity.

>>128295763
>Theresa May told
That doesn't mean she said it you retard. Some idiot said it to her.

>>128295247

That's a spoil if ever I've seen one.

>>128295520
How's the girl?

>>128295589
>affair
>fishy

Please tell me what you mean? I haven't read much into it yet

Sikhs are literally white people with brown skin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qITyUwl8LxU

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have you seen this man ?

Clacton local here who's met Nigel Farage on two occasions. Who should I vote for considering UKIP has a fair chance of winning in Clacton?

>>128295763
No one even thinks May is /ourgirl/ it's just fucking memes you dense sod

>>128295730
>Why is labor doing any better in the polls in general
Vocal lefties and sky toryism, plus the pollsters are worried about predicting big differences in vote share because if it backfires they look dumb as shit

>>128295783
So ComRes was done after Opinium? Interesting. I doubt we'll see a drastic change in the next Opinium poll, but I wonder if it will get closer to the ComRes result.

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my butt hurts

>>128295221
Please tell me how women are supposed to act.

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>>128295668
We won't be emigrating en masse, presumably.

JUNE IS THE END OF CORBuary

>>128295708

The thing if tories don't even if don't win it will be closer than before and the tories will put more resources into the area next time around

>Progressive alliance with Labour + SNP + lib dems.
Why is this more liekly compares tol ast time?

>>128295272
you mean the pakis let in by Labour opening the floodgates.

>>128293342
GAS THE NON-EU IMMIGRANTS
IMMIGRATION STATUS WAR NOW

I WAS PROMISED MORE POLLING

WHERE IS IT

the thing about polls is that they tend to overestimate labour vote as a result of overestimating turnout but this doesn't seem as valid with corbyn because his fanbase is quite devoted to him, whereas with someone like ed miliband people might prefer hiim but they don't care either way

i don't think turnout will hurt labour this time around, it might even end up hurting the tories more though their voters tend to be quite loyal

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>>128295909
u wot m8 ur hafn a laugh

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>>128295730
Nothing has changed really except the polls, and the polls are completely absurd and don't match reality on any level. This surge has literally come out of nowhere, it's just media hype. Even the people I know who usually vote Labour aren't gonna vote Labour this time.

>>128295247
No Lib Dem?

>>128293383
Happens in a lot of countries.

I was a Democratic Socialist at 18. Now, at 23, I'm always one hatetweet away from being banned from the UK by Theresa May.

>>128296010
TONY BLAIR IS NOT LABOUR

Also Tories did fuck all to stop it.

>>128295970
There will be no labour coalition
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/01/corbyn-vows-no-deals-no-pacts-if-there-is-a-hung-parliament

>>128295921
>So ComRes was done after Opinium?
yeah

>>128296056
it arrived early, may down to 6 point lead

>>128296179
You forgot to archive that shit

>https://theguardian com/politics/2017/jun/01/corbyn-vows-no-deals-no-pacts-if-there-is-a-hung-parliament
https://archive.is/qGEsM

>>128296068
I won't be surprised if the shock of the referendum makes people really think about the turnout issue

>>128296056
>>128296184

She's up 12 in the most reliable poll of the last election pal.

got another letter from tv license

>>128296179
>corbyn vows
>implying his vow is worth anything

>>128296056

Still 4 more polls to be released today:

ICM, ORB, Survation and YouGov

Christ how embarrassing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUdejlTC6HU

>>128296056
Will trickle out until about 9pm lad, don't get over excited

>>128296068
>overestimate labour vote as a result of overestimating turnout but this doesn't seem as valid with corbyn because his fanbase is quite devoted to him
Perhaps, but Corbyn's support is overwhelmingly concentrated in areas that Labour already holds. They won't get as badly screwed by turnout this time but it'll be more than made up for by electoral geography. They can't make gains in metropolitan liberal seats because they already hold them all.

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if your british the probably is your daddy had his dick in your ass. FACT
your opinion is invalid

op has stockholm syndrome kek

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>>128296279

So the only one worth looking at is the ORB one then?

>>128295879
B-but he's a BIGOT!
>>128295900
Yes you should vote UKIP

>>128296179
In the heat of the moment you can bet he's gonna hook up with Lib Dem or SNP

>>128296113
So basically worst case scenario for the tories is that they dont really gain any seats from this

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Reminder I made a subreddit to record the left-wing meltdown related to the Tory landslide victory, lads.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukmeltdown/

>>128295272
All major parties offer this.

>>128296284
>That fucking police dog at the start going for the anti-fags
Truly man's best friend

>>128296351
Probably best not to assume everyone had the same childhood experiences as you lad

>>128292598

Me too. Got my papers in last month, all nice and registered to vote.

>>128296229
Do you even watch tv ?

>>128296179
So you agree Labour did open the floodgates. Every time the Tories try to do anything to stop it like kick out illegal immigrants the autistic screeching from Labour is fucking deafening.

Maybe we should ask Corbyn's good friends Hamas, Hezbollah and the IRA think what real Labour is?

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or just vote for the people who do.

>>128296477
yes lad currently watching champions league final kick off show

>>128296398
/r/Unitedkingdom and /r/UKPolitics are going to be on fire by 4am Friday morning. Can't wait.

>>128296468
Why does degeneracy run rampant in the speedrunning community?

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>>128295859

I'm not going to go into it lad but there's loads of discrepancies in official and witness statements as who did what, what weapons were used, what was shouted, the actual motives, the timing and who benefited from it etc. plus the odd behaviour of Brendan himself. I'm not saying it's a full Gulf of Tonkin type incident but the truth as to what really happened has certainly been obfuscated.

>>128296543
Are you the schizophrenia poster?

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>>128296398
>I made a subreddit

>>128296576

You know exactly why

>>128296394
If they don't gain any seats I will be amazed

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>>128296398
>reddit
You should stay there.

>>128296566
Then you could be fucked if they find out .Personally when i have my own place i won't even have a tv connecton at all

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>>128295472
>>128295415
>>128295638
ty my family, i'll do more footwork on this shortly.

cow jugs in return, samantha 38g.

>>128296509
Blairites will be shot.

>>128296068
>his fanbase is quite devoted to him,
A lot of more centrist labour voters are wavering though. They may decide they can't vote for labour but don't want to go for anyone else and stay at home

>>128296353
These polls are wrong at a time when electioneering is still going on. But parties and the public have been let down by pollsters as they have acted in a reckless and provocative manner. After the past weeks retarded polls I urge the pollsters to put aside the stupid turnout models, get around the negotiating table and figure out how to stop retarded polls from coming out.

King George commands and we obey.

>>128293383
Aging population.

If anything the UK will go rightwards, lol.

>>128296783
O'er the hills and far away

>>128296687
After Corbyn has bankrupted the country Tony Blair will be remembered fondly in the Labour camps.

>>128292639
ITT people should legally become adults when they are mature enough, at which point they could do all those things. But that would be impossible to manage.

I'd set everything at 18 instead. And below 18 the AOC would be half the elder's age+ 7.

>>128296398
>I made a subreddit

Pack your bags mate

>>128296068

His fanbase is devoted to him but wavering Labour voters will not vote for Labour if they think there is a chance of him actually winning.

>>128296805
But pakis

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>>128296783
OER THE HILLS AND OER THE MAIN

THROUGH FLANDERS PORTUGAL AND SPAIN

KING GEORGE COMMANDS AND WE OBEY

OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY

>>128293383

Pretty sure we get more right wing as we get older

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NEW

>>128296989
>>128296989
>>128296989

New
>>128297076
>>128297076
>>128297076
>>128297076

>>128296398
Get out.

>>128292821
subliminal
>breast
>breast
>breast
>breast
>breast...

>>128295859

Coxy was sacked from his globalist NGO management role for shagging young interns. Not a lot of people know this.

I bet he was secretly glad his uggo wife
met an untimely death because it meant he would get more sympathy shags

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JEREMY CORBYN IS AN EYE AR EIGH SYMPATHISER

CORBYN HAS ADMITTED TO SUPPORTING HAM ASS

TERRORIST, HE'S A PURE TERRORIST

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FACT: Only hard people drink Dandelion N Burdock.

If you haven't drank it in awhile, you know why you little shit house.

>>128293508
>leftist tries to create utopia
>upsets natural balance and roles
>creates the worst living conditions ever experienced

>>128292956
No but it's like the choice of being stabbed or stabbed with a knife covered in aids.
That and lefty tears are tasty.

>>128296576
autism

Don't trust polls.

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>>128293296
If Corb gets enough for a coalition with the SNP and the rest of them they WILL go for it regardless of what they are currently saying.
Then the PLP will get rid of him and put Blair back in charge.

>>128297240

This image is immense.