Brit/pol/: Gaining Momentum Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

Post good songs

What do you lads think?

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>tfw woke up at 19:00 yesterday
>tfw haven't been to sleep yet
>tfw getting tired
what do lads

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2022

vote for the UK Libertarians

or fucking stand for them

do something you apathetic NEET fucks

15 minutes until the BritPol Tory minority get BTFO

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Rebosting here

Watched that BBC programme 'Three Girls' about the girls raped by Muslims in Rochdale, England, lads.

And of course, being the BBC, they never ever mention the words 'Islam' or 'Muslim' and routinely refer to the Muslim suspects as 'Asian' throughout.

God, I hate this fucking planet.

Look for the WILLY™ certificate of authenticity, only official Brit/pol/ threads come with the WILLY™ seal of approval.

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I love mummy

>>128284312
>comrade corbyn supporters
Bad enough that he is an Arsenal fan

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>The absolute STATE of Blairites right now

Loving every laugh

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>>128284421
>Woke up at 19:00

What the fuck, anon?

>>128284458
Polls will show the tories 5% ahead. They'll win by 10-12% on the day.

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>>128284403
>posting yank shite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r35mGCF8db8

>>128284453
>tfw longterm neet so can never go into politics

Such is life on the underside.

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What is a guy to do if he is on his own in London?

Friends don't finish uni for another 20 days so I am bored af.

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nth for let's start a Traditionalist and Imperialistic party

>>128284533

The only saving grace of a Corbyn win; another great 'fuck you' to Tony Blair

>>128284533

Bet a lot are looking at job adverts this weekend wondering how they are going to survive the next 10 years.

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>>128284421
You should probably get a job 2bh

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>>128284453
>mfw the Libertarian Party UK is only fielding 4 candidates and I have to vote Tory to keep they communists away

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich?

>>128284403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUzBgeI5dpc

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>>128284478
afternoon lad. have a nige. you earned it.

>>128284658
A gentleman of patrician taste

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>>128284730
that's why I said 2022 ya fucknugget

>>128284658
Social change like that will come either at an incredibly slow rate (and we don't have the time for that, given the demographic timebomb).

Or through violent revolution (which we don't have the power nor the will to enforce)

>>128284453
>Libertarians
No thanks.

>>128284712
Post the folder.

POST THE FUCKING FOLDER.

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>>128284537
I will pay you money to come and take my pitiful existence

I want either of these two things to happen, Comrade Corbyn wins and gets to deal with Trump, or May gets backstabbed and BoJo becomes PM and gets to deal with Trump.

>>128284730
Are they pro-open borders?

>>128283084

Watching this made me quite sad

At the end of the day Farage has a pretty shit life now. Broke and alone in his 50s after several divorces.

Who can live a normal life after all he's done?

>>128284403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUtOTlIgOT0

>all the canvassers, tory and labour, saying they have barely felt the supposed labour poll surge on the ground
Hmmm

>>128284741

This is a no balloon zone lad

Especially red ones

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>>128284921
Nope

they prefer an Australian-style points based immigration system - done on skills only

>>128284403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncD_w7BFYwg

So now that there's a chance of Corbyn winning, can someone explain to me what exactly "soft Brexit" would actually mean?

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>>128284403

go on then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vL0zhBdCk8

>>128284421
jog and a cold shower

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>>128284865
ok np your choice natsoc

>>128285026
it would be just like staying in the EU but we would be paying more gibs each year

>>128284533
>not realising that the Conservatives are basically Blairites

>>128285026
It means no meaningful Brexit whatsoever

>>128284896
You should go to a Doctor. Seriously. I was getting tired constantly all the time and waking up late too, and then I went to the Doctor and she diagnosed me with hypothyroidism that I'm on thyroxine medication for now

>>128285075
I'm a conservative.

>>128284461
They don't call it the BBC for nothing. Bunch of cucks.

>>128284921
obviously, as libertarians they will be in favour of free movement in principle, but the LPUK realise that this would be a disaster for the UK for several reasons, the main one being the welfare state.

Why do people hail the EU as a bastion of free trade? The fact that members cannot independently negotiate trade deals combined with the fact that they're treating us like dogshit to protect their political union shows they're pretty fucking protectionist desu

>>128284993
Based. I've become a bit of a Lefty myself, but I'd happily vote for the Libertarian Party over fucking Communists in Labour or Authoritarians in the Tories

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>>128284712

>*flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap*

>want NEETbux
>don't want my (mostly white) city overrun by immigrants

I feel like with Labour I at least get one of those things, whereas with the Tories I get neither since the Tories secretly love mass immigration due to cheap labour and of course want to cut people's bennies.

Good thing I'm not voting desu.

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I sure hope no-one's being hateful in here.

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>>128285124
I'd rather not be a bother to the NHS desu.

>5 minutes
Corbyn landslide predictions incoming

@election_data is dropping redpills on the YOOF VOTE right now

>>128284461
>routinely refer to the Muslim suspects as 'Asian' throughout.

Can you honestly tell me that there's any person in this country that thinks of a chink when this is mentioned in common speech?

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>>128285148
ok

I was a conservative for 12 years before this election

this current manifesto is not conservative

you are fairly dense if you have faith in may after these 2 months, she has been fucking catastrophic!

you are deluding yourself if you think the manifesto is anything NEAR conservatism

bring back Thatcher, get you fools out of that party & bring about some reform

>>128285242
Honestly, the single market is a good thing. It's the lack of border controls and EU bureaucracy that pisses people off

>>128284403
> replies are yank trash

Liking Liam's new song lads. Not Oasis tier, but a good start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdJc7-ZEuT0

Better than what Noel can do.

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We're all doomed

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WTF is this shit?

https://twitter.com/SunPolitics/status/870188307526897664

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>>128285304
>in the EU

>>128285357
Canvassers on the ground also saying the supposed surge has been near non-existent too

>>128285367
Thatcher was a liberal. She was barely conservative.

>>128284814

Thanks lad, just watching Niges dinner date with Boris's sister an anon posted in the last thread kek

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>>128285332

YouGov will be +1
Others all +3 to +6

I bet my garden wanking on it

>>128285240
LPUK favour free movement across 'anglosphere' states so UK, Canada, NZ, Australia

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>>128285412

>>128284312
>that noam Chomsky picture

Lost it. You cucks are alright sometimes.

>>128285436
This raises a good point, where the fuck has Tom Watson been this whole election?

>>128285256
welfare state combined with mass immigration is the double whammy that is killing our country. a nation may be able to support one of these things, but the two together are a deadly mix.

>>128285362
No. Arabs are only Asian in technicality (They inhabit Western Asia), but nobody thinks 'Asian' when they hear 'Muslim' or 'Arab'. It's just PC bullshit

>>128284538
Oh no they wont.

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New alt-j album has dropped

>>128285600
His seat is rumoured to be in trouble, labour is having trouble in the black country and similar due to the UKIP vote going to the tories.

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>>128285436
>superimpose politicians faces over a video of dancing people
>post it to twitter
>normies eat it up
Why aren't you lads making mad bank from gullible normalfags?

>>128285445
>the most authoritarian leader of the western world since ww2

>thatcher was a liberal

GET THESE FUCKING TEENAGERS OFF THIS BOARD

>>128285600
Shunned out of press appearances by Momentum

>>128285630
Remember all the Lab 34, con 33 polls last time?
The result was Con 37, lab 31.

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What did Comrade Poz mean by this?

>>128285600
Same place as Philip Hammond I guess.

>>128285665
Decent band, awful vocals.

>>128284403
https://youtu.be/YZ8v_evgiS4

>>128285717
>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Economic_liberalism

Everyone who insists poll herding doesn't real is about to get royally btfo

Hey lads!
"We're going to force home care receivers pay more for their home care and take control over the internet, but don't worry, you'll be fine because you can go fox hunting again"

Christ, at least American conservatives try to put a bow on their BS with "you'll be more free", Tories are literally idiots that lack any political sense.

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DAILY REMINDER a STRONG opposition is necessary for DEMOCRATIC GOVERNANCE

CORBYN the KEK and his band of COMMUNIST CLOWNS have RUINED THE LABOUR PARTY and made it UNELECTABLE

a WEAK labour party means WEAK OPPOSITION
by endorsing Lenin-lite you endorsed a WEAKENING of the DEMOCRATIC PROCESS


when mummy may is elected and starts to clamp down on your degerate "civil liberties" you have only YOURSELVES to blame, lefty/pol/

NEVER forget that


it's very ironic, the socialists have sabotaged themselves so well that they have actually made the political system in this country LESS democratic

>>128284403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST353mDWL3Q
The only playlist you need

>>128285788
>https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Economic_liberalism
Have you read this wiki article?

It's about 15 sentences long and meaning fuck all

I know you grew up with Wikipedia, but it isn't the be all end all of arguments kiddo

Maybe you could edit that page? Nice little project, might learn some bits

>>128285608

Exclude immigrants from bennies then, problem solved.

>>128285717
thatchers defining trait was economic liberalism. that's why socialists hate her so much.

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>>128285868
Yeah we should have two identical blairite parties providing strong opposition

Just had a copper at my door looking for a missing person.

Bloke's probably dead.

>>128285999
>hollande
out of date

How do we minimize this humanely?

Raise the retirement age, and force strict health requirements on minors so they don't grow up to get disabilities caused by obesity or smoking?

>>128285868
>when mummy may is elected and starts to clamp down on your degerate "civil liberties"
>>128285868
You already don't have freedom of speech, what else is there to lose? A new license for air guns (LOLOLOL)?

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>Kissywisses for Uncle Jezzywez gets you in the next cabinet

>>128286053
>economic liberalism.
ok we're kind of getting to the point now

socialists do hate her

i wonder why?

she was not a LIBERAL

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>>128286059

>>128285999
Except we paid the second largest amount into the EU.

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>>128286096
Fugg, take two

How do we reduce this?

>>128286059
who? tony blackburn?

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>>128284312
who is the good guy for this election?

or is the brexit dream over already

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>there's a yank in the thread

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>>128286059
Why is there so much debauchery at the BBC?

>>128286135
>she was not a LIBERAL
She was literally an economic liberal though?
Are you using shitty yank definitions?

>>128286054
Ed Miliband was Darth Vader?

>>128286096
Metabo law
https://mic.com/articles/84521/japan-has-cut-obesity-to-3-5-in-a-controversial-way-that-wouldn-t-fly-in-america

>>128285620
are you perhaps a holidaying united statian?

>>128286252
Please use archive

>https://mic com/articles/84521/japan-has-cut-obesity-to-3-5-in-a-controversial-way-that-wouldn-t-fly-in-america
https://archive.is/2d0ZH

>>128286214
May only because the opposition would be a hellish coalition that would end brexit

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>Strong and Stable
>Sweats nervously
>Oh yeah, goy, we're going to be taking over the internet and blocking 4chan
>Also, we'll be cutting vital health service you rely on because we want to serve our EU masters
>"Hard Brexit"? What's that?

>>128285954
indeed, but you wouldn't want to be called a racist would you?
personally i'd get rid of the welfare state AND have strong immigration controls. free-market nationalism.

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It's racist to think that Diane Abbott is stupid.

Why is everyone so excited?
What is about to happen?

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>>128286221
two of us u cheeky cunt

It's 5pm, so where are those polls?

>>128285841
I dunno, I think pollsters are just giving out what they receive and at this point all the tories are shy and the kids who won't vote loud. They could just take 5 off Labour and add it to Tory and be more accurate but that's not very scientific.

>>128285931
It doesn't matter how long. When saying someone is a liberal it can mean in many different ways, Thatcher was an economic liberal to the core, which is not very conservative. The liberals entered the Conservative Party mainly after the collapse of the liberal party. Before then the Conservative party was a patriotic populist party, which can be seen from the governments of people like Baldwin, Disraeli and Salisbury. None of which were shy about using state power for economic reasons. The current so-called conservative obsession with minimum state intervention is actually a product of liberal infiltration.

What May represents is a more orthodox one nation Christian conservatism that was the actual founding ideology of the conservative party.

So to conclude >>128285367
>bring back Thatcher
Would be ending the conservative reappearance in the Tory party.

>>128286281
Hard brexit is in the manifesto

>huge Conservative victory
>they continue to move to the left to pick up the voters abandoning Labour

I sure am excited for next Thursday lads.

>>128285367
Thatcher was a neo-liberal. She was more like Gladstonian liberal, than a conservative. Theresa May is a Tory, there's no doubt about that. Neo-liberalism eats away at communities and encourages selfish behaviour, like most of the baby boomers. Before Thatcher, the Labour party and Conservatives shared a common belief of the importance of welfare. Thatcher was not a true Tory.

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>>128285304

>in the EU

Also,

>I get to arbitrarily decide what is and what isn't hate speech.

>>128286135
>i clearly don't know what i am talking about.txt

>>128286340
They're taking a few minutes to add a few more points to Labour

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postal voted labour yesterday

>>128286323
>don't be so racist, a monkey can do sums just as well as any other human.

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>>128286323
Would brit/pol/ be as obsessed with mocking her if she was white or jewish?

>>128286252
Wouldn't work here, people here are too soft hearted to ever entertain the notion of people facing consequences for their life decisions
>>128286326
New polls being dropped shortly

>>128286230
>yank definitions

for fuck sake spend some time out in the real world talking to real people not this stifled echo chamber and maybe you'd speak some sense instead of chatting pure shit

thatcher was not a liberal

i don't give a fuck if she was an 'economic liberal' as you have so gracefully coined in defense here

she was not a liberal. take this from a man who lived through her state.

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>>128286323
They're doing that because they know that reminding people that Diane Abbott would be home sec is so effective and they're trying to stop her from doing it

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>>128286326
Labour are going to win m8. Jezza just promised a free paki rape gang for every household.

Bet £500 on labour getting more than 180 seats. Am I fucked?

>>128286464
if she was white or jewish she wouldn't be so dim though

>>128286326
we're either going 1917 or 1984, won't know till next friday though.

>>128286464
We mock thornberry and jess phillips just as much

>>128286255
No. Why?

>>128286177
Pension age at 70 (people live 15 years longer on average than 40 years ago)
Delete housing benefits. Can't afford rent in London? Fucking move.
Foreign nationals using NHS/social care services are charged via deductions. Gets taken out of the aid budget.

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>>128286464
Her retardation and ugliness would be even more ridiculous if she were white

>>128286464
"Yes"

>>128286468
>New polls being dropped shortly
Cool
Who do you think is going to win?
I just realised how soon your election is

>>128286492
LIBERAL LITERALLY MEANS LESS STATE INTERVENTION IN THE ECONOMY

>know May will fight for EU and limit some immigration(though sadly not all)
>know Corbyn is a communist cuck of the highest order
>but part of me wants Corbyn to win because chaos

>>128286380
she was socially conservative though.

>>128286464
She most likely wouldn't be as retarded if she was tbf

>>128286340
They're getting released from 5pm onwards not all at once

>>128286605
Tories will win, polls will be wrong again

>>128286395
the internal combustion of the Conservative party has spread to 4chan

what a shambles they have become

spoil your vote

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>>128286323
Yes but Paul Mason is mentally handicapped, so who cares what he thinks?

>>128286323
why is paul mason such a fucking mouthbreather

what purpose does it serve to talk about racism at a time like this? in what ways is it beneficial to talk about racism as opposed to talking about no subject

>>128286531
Nah. I see them around 200, Tories around 360-3800

>>128286323

But wait, he claims May's attacks on Abbott that she's incompetent are racist. Does that mean he admits that Abbott is a stupid nigger?

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>>128286519
Fookin pakis raping are kid

>>128286712
Which, calm down there Diane.

>>128286616
But that's wrong.

>>128286252
Works in Japan because so few of them are overweight to begin with, here it would be too expensive.

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Speccy coming through with the bants

>>128286635
Only on some issues, she voted for abortion legalisation for example.

>>128286666
Why are they constantly wrong though?
Is there a good explanation for that?
I keep hearing about shy tories, but why would you be shy about supporting the party that gets the most votes?

>>128286712
>360-3800

Blimey

>>128285999
Pro-globalist political comics are worse than ball cancer.

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>>128286059
They could have paid up for a better apple for the photo shoot.

>>128286624
Tories have mass immigration and no benefits system so all the native British trash have to compete with the rest of the world for jobs.
Labour have mass immigration and welfare so at least native British trash can say "fuck this" and opt out of working.

>>128285620
>nobody thinks 'Asian' when they hear 'Muslim' or 'Arab'. It's just PC bullshit

It isn't. We've referred to South Asians as "Asian" for decades and decades. Please don't fall for yank memes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Asian

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Denis MacShane says Labours fucked cause of Corbyn

So if labour does well (better than the last time) will they be forced to accept Corbyn? He has already said he'll stay on. What will this do the the political landscape?

>>128284312
Labours gonna win and u guys are gonna restore the empire.

>>128284312
Whether it's blue or red, we're leaving the EU. That's all I care about.

If it's red, then out goes my student debt. I'll be on the first plane out the country before the come for 99% of my taxes to fund their shitty programmes--which includes paying students' tuition fees.

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looks very much like the LA Times poll trend before Trump won.....

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>>128286890

Fuck off this is unnatural newspaper speak. Call a spade a spade.

>>128286838
The Tories are historically unpopular for a number of reasons in much of the country, ingroup pressure ensures that many people are afraid or ashamed to admit voting for them because their community would see it as a "betrayal"

>>128286624
May will increase immigration so all her friends at the big companies can employ rajeet and maruiz on the cheap

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This always reminded me of that episode of South Park, where Stan runs the junior hockey team.

I was expecting him to pass when Sunderland got relegated, with David Moyes letting him down on his promise.

>>128286973
>Denis MacShane is a British former Labour Party politician who was the Member of Parliament for Rotherham from 1994 to his resignation in 2012
Makes me think...

>>128286054
>Ed's forehead looks one way
>Ed's face looks another
Strange, strange man.

>>128287060
FOY

>>128286811
We should just make classify allowing a child to be overweight or obese as child abuse

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Reminder to VOTE CONSERVATIVE on June 8th

Corbyn will ruin this country with mass immigration and take us back to the 70s

>>128287015
He could stay on but I doubt they'll accept him

>>128286552
Because Asian in British English means middle eastern/poolander
What Americans refer to as Asian is East Asian or Oriental

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>>128286838
>I keep hearing about shy tories, but why would you be shy about supporting the party that gets the most votes?
You haven't seen the state of political discourse in this country. People keep quiet or risk alienation from peers. Especially in the north and scotland.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shy_Tory_Factor

>>128286973
The conman is at it again

>>128286973
>Planet Zog
Oy vey!

OH SHIT!!!


Britain Elects @britainelects 3m

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 41% (+5)
CON: 38% (-4)
LDEM: 5% (-1)
UKIP: 2% (=)

(via @YouGov / 02 - 03 June)

>>128287034
>Labour voter wants everyone else to pay for his education then plans to leave the country

>>128287053
"No"

>>128287084
Is this today in Liverpool?

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>>128286059
nice

>>128287198
FAKE NEWS
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>>128287169
Reminder to FUCK OFF and never come back.

>>128287169
I'm voting Ukip. If they're not on the ballot, then I'm spoling it.

>>128287061
But if most of their community agrees with them, wouldn't they have come out by now?

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>sees unchanging insanity at mother country
>knows a once in a three generations change will come soon

When that time comes Britbongs.
You need to form a Protectorate before Charles III is crowned.
With Farage acting as Lord Protector.
In the name of St. George and your weeping forefathers expel all pak and most poo. Once this is done, crown Simon Abney-Hastings, 15th Earl of Loudoun as the rightful Plantagenet heir. Then, mate with your women and multiply.

>>128287029
Labour winning will mean immigration tripling again

>>128287232
Yes

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>>128287234

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>>128286278
thanks senpai and good luck

>>128286838
Labour voters go ballistic at you for voting Tory so a lot of people just don't mention it to anyone.

>>128287198
>Lelbour mongs have to make up their own poll results
K E K

>>128287060
>Fuck off this is unnatural newspaper speak. Call a spade a spade.

It's no less newspaper speak than when yanks say "Asian" when they refer to linglings

>>128287198
Fuck you, i actually fell for that until i went onto their page, i nearly had a heart attack!

>>128287208
So what? Sounds like a decent plan to me, anyone hoping to spend the rest of their life in this decaying Paki infested shit-hole deserves whatever they get.

>>128287208
Nigga, I'm fine paying for my own damn education. However, if Red wins--and I won't be voting for them--then they're going to pay for it anyhow. I'm definitely going to take advantage of that and then gtfo the country before I'm forced to pay for some other pleb's education.

>>128287344
w-what? w-w-whos gonna win??

>>128286838

"So I was thinking of voting Conser-"

"WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL THE DISABLED AND THE POOR YOU CUNT REEEEE"

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>>128286059

>>128287451
And where are you going to flee?

>>128287373
> Not taking into account inflation and the value of GBP

Nice try, Philip

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>Conservatives down to a 5% lead

It's Trump and Brexit all over again.

>>128287321
Because everyone virtue signals like cunts - you would only need to say it in a group of people with one left winger and the amount of screeching they would do puts anyone off saying it.

>>128287169
Why the fuck would I want that first option

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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!

Britain Elects @britainelects 1m

Westminster voting intention:

LDEM: 95% (+87%)
LAB: 2% (-37%)
CON: 1% (-43%)
UKIP: -8% (-10%)

(via @Survation / 03 June)

>>128287504
The tories will likely win. Polling in this country is dog shit.

>>128287456

>However, if Red wins--and I won't be voting for them--then they're going to pay for it anyhow

It won't be you getting FREE COLLEGE, White boy

Enjoy sucking off Mohammed for Maths lessons

BBC News or Sky news for election night lads?

>ITV fags get out.

>>128287588
M I L K E D

>>128286838
>I keep hearing about shy tories, but why would you be shy about supporting the party that gets the most votes?

It's socially unacceptable to be Tory among most people on social media, Unis and the like.

>>128285762
>alt-j r dumb i can't understand what he's saying
Hello again 2012.

>>128287321
Because the people on the left edge of the Labour party are inordinately loud and like to shame people for having different opinions

>>128287373
Decreasing the deficiet by literally killing people by destroying our public services isn't anything to write home about, employment also hasn't dropped at all, they simply re-branded what it meant to be unemployed, more Jewish Tory tricks.

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>>128287084
Fuck he is cute. Why can't I find a far-right bf?

>>128287562
Reminder they put out a 55% remain and a 52% remain poll on the 23rd of june at 10pm.

>>128287658
dimbles

>>128287658
BBC News, Vine and Dimbleby.
Plus BBC usually get the best guests.

>>128287658
Channel 4 Alternative Election Night :^)

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I see Momentum have taken over /pol/ completely. If I apply now, can I get a comfy cell in the gulag?

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>>128287658
BBC for DAMP RAG

>>128287609
What would you do if UKIP won? Would u be happy or sad?

>>128287658
dimblebots last election, got to watch to see him die after announcing the Labour Landslide

>>128284865
>t statist cuck

>>128287700
>Decreasing the deficiet by literally killing people by destroying our public services isn't anything to write home about
Well that's what happens when you live in a bankrupt country

>>128287522
Canada, I don't mind Asians and poos. Free healthcare and my job is in demand.

>>128287504
Who knows...

The Tories pissed a whole lot of people off, because the people know the Tories only called for another General Election because they wanted Labour out of Parliment; and what better time to do so than at Labour's weakest.

That shit is what we all smell: politics.

Whether the blowback to the tories will be enough...who knows. However, Labour's stance on nukes is one which isn't doing them any favours, since Corbyn (Labour leader) won't use them, even if nukes are used against us.

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>>128287333
>crown Simon Abney-Hastings, 15th Earl of Loudoun as the rightful Plantagenet heir
Don't you mean Danny Dyer?

>>128287715
Reminder literally every polling company has massively changed methodology to try and fix this shit. It's possible they over corrected

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What beer will ye lads be drinking on election night? I have a few bottles of Grolsch in the fridge that I'll have.

REAL POLL, REAL POLL

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 43% (-2)
LAB: 37% (+2)
LDEM: 6% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-)

(via @OpiniumResearch / 30 - 31 May)

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>>128287797

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Can someone give me the quick gestalt on what would happen if Corbyn gets majority?

Even if it's just theoretically speaking.

>>128287810
Happy. Then I'd start playing the lotto religiously.

>>128287810
they are only fielding 100 candidates, so if they won i would assume it was by military coup, at which point i would see where i could sign up.

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>>128286973
awkward

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Vote for Brexit, not Labour.

#AnyoneButCorbyn

>>128287978
Good value that

>>128287829
>It's a "sees a nation's economy like household budget" episode again

>>128287910
the same way they corrected after the 2015 election for Brexit and were again wrong.

>>128287876
It looks like, whoever wins the election, May won't have extended her lead like she wanted to but most likely reduced it.
Am I reading that right?

>>128287848
So let me get this straight, you are going to a country which made criticism of Islam and Muslims illegal (in general, not only as hate legislation) and had a terrorist attack inside their parliament to escape the effects of Muslims?

>>128287977
That came out literally an hour ago lad

>>128288057
No, most polls still show the Tories gaining more seats.

Why are all the merchants voting Tory? Surely they'd vote Labour? I'm voting UKIP but surely voting with (((them))) isn't the right way to go.

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>>128287978
where can i buy that?

>>128288024

Corbyn has committed to withdrawing from the EU though

>>128287373
There are better ways to reduce the deficit than making cuts to vital public services like the NHS.

You could cut regulations, for example. You could cut environmentalist programmes. You could cut military spending (while leaving domestic defense spending untouched)

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>>128288091
>3 days old
I know it was just released but this is already out of date.

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>>128287998
Corbyn's interracial breeding grounds scheme finally gets implemented.

>>128288057
No she'll gain, will probably end up with 360 seats.

2 weeks ago
>Labour are going to be crushed lmao TORY REICH
now
>w-well a majority is still a w-win...

>>128288106
Interesting. Was the majority so slim before or is labour just too concentrated?

>>128285242
>The fact that members cannot independently negotiate trade deals
The Union does it for them

Don't think many countries would be willing to sign an agreement with fucking Slovenia, but they sure as hell will with the biggest economic bloc on the fucking planet, and every country within will reap the benefits

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Are today's polls the last lot before the election?

>>128288057
Nobody knows until we all know. Don't read too much into it; we Bongs are hard to pinpoint. We'd spoil our votes on the account of it being a Thursday.

>>128288111
Old school left are anti-zionist

>>128288124
But not without a deal. So from the get go he is fucked as he has announced this 50 times and the EU are well aware they can shit all over him in negotiations.

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>>128287998
industry will be seized
the royal family will be executed and their assets seized
diane abbott will be put in charge of the anti-white pogroms
gulags for everybody

>>128288001
>they are only fielding 100 candidates

So people going to the booth to vote UKIP may not be able to vote for them .... KEK

>>128288241
probably a few more on wednesday as people make their final call

>>128288233
Bit of both at the moment, the Tories only had a small majority. Labour seems to think that any seat with a majority of less than 5000 is under threat.

>>128288042
It doesn't matter if bankers can magic money out of thin air when we're descending into a 3rd world country

>>128288233
The reported Labour surge if its happening at all its happening in already safe Labour seats

>>128288124
He's also said he'll take literally any deal to avoid defaulting to WTO rules

That in and of itself is a fucking disaster

>>128288233
Both. 331/650 seats for Tories and Labour voters are almost exclusively in Cities.
Labour also lost Scotland which is 50 seats they'll never see again, they can basically never get a majority again.

Reminder someone has to bite the bullet and take out Corbs and Abott in a suicide bombing if they win

>>128285124
bollocks. i've read your file.
you were diagnosed with rapebaby guilt.

>>128288396
Need evidence

>>128288318
They've all-but pulled out of the West Country so as not to split the vote. Fucking shameful.

>>128288318
yes, but if you can't be bothered to find that out before you go to the polling station, frankly you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

>>128288225
Pretty much the whole country's take though, until BBC stopped shilling against Corbyn and he actually did decently in the debates.

>>128287169
"Conservatives" are also pro-mass immigration and have been ruining this country for 7 years with it.

>>128288448
>Primeminister McDonell
I think this might be worse because he is smarter than Corbyn and Abbott.

Wish I was in one of the comfier counties, sat with a pint in hand, watching a local cricket team playing on a village green. TRULY the patrician English summertime activity.

>>128288448
Umm, no GCHQ sweetie...

>>128285124
>and then I went to the Doctor and she diagnosed me with hypothyroidism that I'm on thyroxine medication for now

LONDON
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>>128284403
That you Bertie?

>>128288448
Does this mean I get to kill trump with a sniper rifle?

UKIP WILL win. With the help of a good military coup

>>128288241
There will be a few with smaller sample sizes throughout the week but this is the last round of big voter intention polls.

>>128288263
Sounds good to me. Maybot and her Yiddish troupe can bollocks.

>>128288617
Great, now we just need a military

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>>128287700
>killing welfare leeches

dont care t b q h f a m

>>128288558
But no, like us you are inside alone on a Norwegian door-frame salesman's forum

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Remember when Corbyn entered the leadership race at the last minute for the bants?

How things have changed.

>>128288611
No but Merkel is near you

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>>128286884
Waiting patiently for the day we can have muslims and paki's forcibly picking cotton for us while the NEET master race gets all the bennies.

>>128287053
But what he had was equivalent to the shy Tory effect, people didn't want to admit they were voting Trump. That and there media is some kind of bloated mess that would not even begin to entertain the idea of a Trump residency. At least here we acknowledge it could happen.

gunna be a lot of rope used after the results come in lads.
lets give the emergency services a night to remember.

>>128288617
Military is controlled by the monarchy which is the head of state, so it can't coup itself.

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All Brexiteers must vote Conservative. It's just not worth the risk the other clowns derailing Brexit

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>>128288651
heh
>>128288774
but what if the monarchy gives UKIP the military? then coup?

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>>128288828
>Caring about Brexit

>>128288057
She'll probably go from 331 to 350-380 seats.
But a month ago people were saying things like 420.

The red surge must be over, surely?

>>128288828
YouGov 2017 election model estimates (3 June)
CON 42%, 265-340 seats
LAB 38%, 230-301 seats

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>>128288702
shame hes still 160 seats behind