Cow born with a human-like head is worshipped by Indian villagers who claim it resembles a GOD
>The deformed calf died an hour after it was born in Uttar Pradesh in India
>Excited locals thought the strange-looking animal had a human-like face
>Villagers from across the region began visiting a make-shift shrine to the calf
>Locals claimed the dead calf was an avatar of Lord Vishnu, a Hindu God
Explain yourselves, India.
What's really going on over there?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4566440/Cow-born-human-like-head-worshipped-Indians.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline#ixzz4irAgCjnH
>>128261203
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2515969/Humans-evolved-female-chimpanzee-mated-pig-Extraordinary-claim-American-geneticist.html
>>128261268
https://archive.is/CAaQI
>>128261203
some poo fucked a cow and they started worshiping it lmao
ME: Hey OP, how many levels of curry nigger are you operating on right now?
OP: I dunno like, 1 maybe 2.
ME: You are like little baby. Watch this.
>>128261395
they already worshiped cows before it turned into a human
which begs the question as to why someone decided to fuck their own god
>>128261203
SUPERPOOWER BY 2020
>>128261268
>My opinion of this animal has much improved during the course of my research. Where once I thought of filth and greed, I now think of intelligence, affection, loyalty, and adaptability, with an added touch of joyous sensuality — qualities without which humans would not be human.
>with an added touch of joyous sensuality
>joyous sensuality
wut
>>128261582
NOBODY SHALL DESECRATE THE POOCLEAR CODES
http://www.hindustantimes.com/delhi-news/delhi-he-offered-to-pay-if-they-used-public-toilet-they-beat-him-to-death-instead/story-qicMfDJFG4RGbhshyK6JVO.html
What is it about India that causes some of the most fucked up mutations the world has ever seen
>>128261203
Why does british news always see honoring/respecting/inaugurating as worshiping.
It cited a man inaugurating his new toilet as worshiping it.
It is citing people respecting a dead animal as worshiping it.
Pic related is a service dog's funeral in India, probably it's worshiping too according to moronic british journalists
>>128262173
poo particles in everything
>>128261203
Wow lol that's some dark souls shit right there
>>128261203
>>128261268
>>128261395
>>128261624
>>128261920
>>128262299
>Pray
You fucks actually think ppl are that retarded , thats down right blasphemy , a mobs would burn their houses if they claimed it was their god .
Indians in general are sympathetic to deformed infants , its really sad fate and everyone knows it .
That's why we treet them like "special children" of god , or children close to gods for x & y reason
>>128261395
this
kek
>>128261203
Just because Panjits don't kill cows, doesn't mean they ain't raping the shit out of them.
>>128262720
is it true you live in tree houses?
>>128262298
Because click bait
Fucking told you milk is dangerous
>>128261582
My fucking sides, they hurt
>>128262720
nice post indian-guy.
>>128262874
I had a tree house in our garden , 10/10 would easily exchange my room for it .
>>128262720
come now, probability causes a country with that many people to turn the lower classes into disgusting, shit smearing drongos that should not be allowed to live.
>>128261582
THEY'RE GROWING BABIES IN COWS
>>128263311
that's a 32 year old man
mechanoid human-cow god when?
>>128261920
pigs can be okay I guess when domesticated, but a majority of them are just pigs
>>128261203
>Woshipping a horrific deformed dead bovine
My country is downright moronic. Then again it's in Uttar Pradesh, bascially the most low IQ scum on the planet.
How did Pajeet do it? I've been attempting this for months now.
>>128263311
Checked and kek'd.
>>128263922
wew
>>128261203
I'm from Uttar Pradesh, and this place is near to me.
I confirm that most people here are retarded af.
>>128261203
POO
>>128263922
You've been fucking cows for months?
>>128261268
Well the main argument against it is protein recognition divergence between sperm and egg, but 80,000,000 years ago, well I don't know that protein divergence happens at a steady rate, that may have been less of an issue then. And the scenario sounds plausable, female hybrids tend to be more viable and fertile, then ground-pig-ape-girl is fucked by chimps and we get a 90% chimp dna hybrid. The only thing a little unsettling about that idea is I like eating bacon.
>>128261203
>Poo in loos
>Now bow to cow
>>128261203
>Cow born with a human-like head
Can any loo confirm that this is how human head looks like in the poo in the loo land.
>>128261203
We can all laugh at poo-niggers and their retarded beliefs, worshipping deformed cows n sheeit. But I'm sure some burger-niggers worship pieces of burnt toast that look like Jesus.
Some people really need to grow up.
>>128261203
Just another indian deformity, move along
>>128261985
why do they get so angry when someone suggests they poo in loo?
>>128261203
>But as soon as the news spread, locals from nearby villages gathered to seek its blessing, believing it to be an avatar of Lord Vishnu, a Hindu God.
Why was I born here!! :((
>>128267500
No, dont do it, you gonna be reincarnated.
Better migrate bro.
>in india
every time
>>128267500
You need Jesus
>>128261203
>Some Pajeet fucks a cow
>Cow gives birth to a "thing"
>PooInLoos worship it
>Superpower by 2025
INDIA YES
>>128261203
Why would a God avatar itself as a genetic retarded animal?
>>128261203
>can't even stay alive for more than an hour
Pretty shit god твн, Faм.
Iv heard that all those "cattle mutilations" arent actually dont by AYYs but rather it was deep state/secrete space programs abducting random cattle and removing their organs/blood to make ole farmer joe terrified at the thought of extraterestrials. esencially fear mongering.
Iv also heard that these same deep black projects perform all sorts of genetic experiements including this: apparently the majority of "heart valve" transplant recipients are told their new heart valve is from a pig or cow, but in reality It was from a genetically engineered half-cow/half-human that were bred specifically for organ harvesting. The amount of people who are organ doners isnt nearly enough to meet transplant demands for critical patients, so the deep state got creative.
These mutant cows often have creepy human heads and faces and internal organs, but the body is still mostly cow shapped.
>>128261203
Only had to read the head line to know it was India
Seriously whats wrong with poos?
>>128268435
Who are those guys?
>>128261203
>worshipping a dead God
It's almost pooetic
>>128261203
It is a sign.
Soon MOLOCH shall stride over the surface of the Earth and set everything right again by passing us all through is holy fire.
Abar Ba'esh!
>>128261203
Why is it always in India?
Every time I hear about some weird birth defect, in both animals and humans, it's always fucking India.
Pajeets, explain.
>>128261203
I guess all of the poo in the water must have fucked the calf up.
>>128261203
At least they're not blowing up the West over it
>>128262720
man that actually sounds really nice
Superpower by 2020
>>128261203
both animals and humans are born with deformities on a daily basis in india
its what happens when you dump garbage and dead people in the same waters you wash yourself and drink
>>128270925
I'm sure you know the answer to this
>>128270787
Probably some spanish group.
>>128261985
>Desecrate
More like defecate
You should try the COWPIPI
>>128261203
White Dude here.
Why all the hate on Indians? They don't want to cut our heads off...
Their women are based. Conservative, and super nice. Their men are pretty cool, a little on the short side and still pretty much reek of curry and bad cologne, probably imported from home...
Yeah, I realize there is assloads of evidence that these people shit in their streets, but they're third worlders trying to emerge and bound to hit some snags along the way.
Lighten up on Pajeet. Let him have confidence to go forth and improve his country, so he can lure those that have taken jobs here back to their homeland.
>tfw someone posts some retarded shit about your country and you wanna fight back but you can't because your country actually is retarded
"Mahesh Kathuria, 50, a local businessman who came to see the calf, said: 'God has taken birth from the body of a local cow. We came here to seek his blessings. Religiously, it is an avatar of Vishnu. We believe it's a similar character mentioned in Bhagavata Puran, a Hindu religious text.'"
I'm pretty sure that's the guy who fucked the cow and gave birth to this cowd
>>128272396
Indians are honorary kebab removers. Then again, they´re filthy and dirty, even when compared to other third worlders.
>>128261203
holy cow, batman!
>>128264782
Yea
>>128261203
>Worshipping a dead cow.
You're supposed to grind it up and eat it, stupid poo's.
>>128262720
That's actually kinda nice.
>>128272405
We all have our niggers.
>>128262298
Is it really a surprise? The UK is a bunch of pakis
>>128261203
Genetic Mutations/Engineering.
You should see Chimera's that are grown & raised in Labs.
http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/
>>128262720
>Indians in general are sympathetic to deformed infants
Because you shit in the street and disease fucks your kids up.
>>128273834
hi frank. you going to be playing planetside 2 later? I want to call you a fag in /yell.
>>128272918
Go eat your puppy-biryani han
>>128273985
Given the population you will always find more number of everything in India. That's why our health care is the cheapest in the world.
>>128261203
this calf has extra-blessed urine. better get drinking before it rots.
Would India have been improved by a period of Mao-style Communism? Where all the poo and cow worship is brutally exterminated?
Empedocles was right
>>128261203
lol....fuck india
Genetic stratification in India is huge, you got abo stock from tens of thousands of years ago that settled there mixed with Indoaryan populations that came with the vedic age in 1800 bc, about as different as can be. There are examples of greatness and shittiness, things like the caste system naturally forming as a way to preserve order (aswell as, with some inevitable mixing, both separate races), the latter population movements being the natural leaders, white white leadership in Rhodesia or Apartheid. This order was destroyed when the arab/mongol mulato race moved in and fucked shit, when the anglos got there it was a corpse.
>>128275162
ive heard people actually mention maoist communists running around india shooting the place up.
>indian gods are so shitty their avatars die within hours
>>128273834
fuck off frank
>>128261203
SUPAPOOPA
>>128275585
Don't you have a sister to behead abdul ?
>>128261203
Poos gonna poo
What if cow Jesus was aborted?
>>128261203
Herr derrp, I'm a shitskin Indian living in a western country and Hinduism is based muh caste system makes me superior derr, u cuckstians aren't even as developed as us derr
>>128261203
Poor Lord Vishnu, must be mortified
>>128261203
only in india are people genetically close enough to cows that they can get one pregnant
>>128275585
Are you excited about tommorow's Cricket match?
>>128280860
>excited about a cricket match
Kek
>>128266732
POOMIND
>>128261203
how the fuck is this politically related? stupid ass reddit nigger >>>/b/
>>128262720
ya know, you Pajeets are alright by me. just do us all a favour and nuke the pakis pls
Here are two more cows with human like heads
>>128261203
probably a beef ban enthusiast fucked it.. and his degeneracy resulted in this..
these things only happen in india.. maybe like muslims enjoy goat pussy.. hindoos enjoy cow pussy..
>>128261203
Literally a Wretch from Dark Souls 3.
>>128261582
>>128270787
Some spanish procession group, they all wear what americans would call KKK masks during easter.
>>128272396
Because their caste system causes gross shit like this. Also only the northern Aryan ones are based. The southern ones have Austrian Abbo genes.