/ptg/ President Trump General - Funny Comedians Edition

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Who was in the wrong here /ptg/?

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>>128156154
>>128156154

HERE HE COMES

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>>128156154
You, and now me, for posting and replying to this shit every day.

>>128156425
A N G E R Y

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>>128156425
>>128156508

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>DONT WORRY TRUMPU! I WILL FIGHTU EVIL DEMON KATHU GRIFFIN!!

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Stay in the Paris Accord Drumpf, or else.

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>>128156154

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR VIRGINIANS:

THERE IS THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY FOR THE GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION ON JUNE 13, IT IS A OPEN PRIMARY SO YOU JUST HAVE TO REQUEST A REPUBLICAN BALLOT

COREY A. STEWART IS OUR GUY

>wants to remove Dem gerrymandering

>DEPORTED 8000 illegals at once, dropping crime by 48.7 percent

>Supported Trump BEFORE the convention

>STILL won in Prince William County despite his extreme views

>wants to pass new laws to protect Virginia's statues from the "Radical left"

>called his opponent, Ed Gillespire, a cuck

INFO ON HOW AND WHERE TO VOTE HERE: http://www.elections.virginia.gov/

THE ONLY OTHER OPTION IS Ed Gillespie, an former advisor to Bush. I'd still vote for him if I have to as I refuse to split the vote but anything Bush isn't good persuasion in Virginia

SPREAD THIS INFORMATION TO AS MANY VIRIGNIANS AS YOU KNOW ANONS

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Kathy
Griffin

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>I hope the woman who handed this picture to me outside doesnt get hurt.

My fucking sides, IRL shitposting

>>128156507
Holy shit. I'm not watching because I'm at work but looks hilarious

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I couldn't make it past the lawyers opening statement.
>>128156425
I hope that spic gets his throat torn out some day.

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MAGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvaosZlQqrY

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>>128156613

>>128156425
why did everyone turn on caesar? bullshit his teachings weren't an effective way to establish yourself as pack leader

>It's all Trump's fault
It was one tweet from Trump and one from Don Jr. It was the internet that destroyed her. Women are too dumb.

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>>128156645
it was a gold mine, you missed out
she was actually trying to play the victim

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>>128156546
>anri-posting german is back
You are going Kek's work anon. Keep it up.

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>>128156614

>>128156707
Yep, president isn't entirely to blame, his supporters are the ones who rekt her sorry ass.

>>128156707
this. Trump made ONE tweet after the internet already destroyed her. What the fuck is she talking about? She seems legitimately insane. Should be on suicide watch.

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>>128156551
Put your rags on, sluts.

>>128156707

Can't sue the internet, or else we'd be screwed.

>>128156707
What actually happened that she counts as bullying? That everyone, including her sponsors, dropped her like a bad habit?

>>128156551
God damn it. Now I need eye bleach.

>>128156614
It's hard to believe somebody could hate Trump after meeting him like that.

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>I MUST BREAK YOU
I MUST BREAK YOU
>I MUST BREAK YOU
I MUST BREAK YOU
>I MUST BREAK YOU
I MUST BREAK YOU
>I MUST BREAK YOU
I MUST BREAK YOU
>I MUST BREAK YOU
I MUST BREAK YOU
>I MUST BREAK YOU
I MUST BREAK YOU

>>128156707
This goes beyond basic bitch territory to something else much more stupid

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I think I actually want this lawyer dead more than I want Kathy dead.

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BREAKING NEWS: Trump is an actual cuckold

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autism

>>128156154
>talks like a nigger
>looks like a nu male that could get knocked out with one proper punch
Fucking millenials

>>128156699
Because there's little evidence that his methods work. Positive reinforcement is far superior to negative.

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>>128156822
>Czech'd
>>128156784

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>>128156507

>THE WOMAN WHO HANDED ME THIS PICTURE OUTSIDE

I love white america, viva la thousand year reich

>>128156888
So it's like every single day for her. I don't know anyone anywhere who thinks she was ever funny

>the president shouldn't be allowed to deffend himself, neither should his family

>>128156852
>wasting money on her
We should expedite this *tragic* situation

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I want t_d to leave.

>>128156912
She probably made a move on him and he rejected her. Never got over it.

>>128156425
No one, this was the best thing for everyone. Human has to be the Alpha or the dog will hurt people/kids.

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>>128156655
Wow, i feel sorry for that flamingo. just chillin there and then that ice bear just fucks his shit up

>>128156932
Hmm hearsay and no named source

>>128156972
KEKDAMNIT
>>128156614

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>>128156932
>projecting her fantasies

>>128156927
She's every stupid fucking bitch in a college class that can't stop talking despite being wrong about everything.

>>128156707
She has the balls to say trumps trying to ruin her life?
Holy fuck, talk about having ZERO awareness of whats going on.
She thought she would be praised as some forward thinking edgey comic shooting off her ISIS photo shoot.

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>>128156888
She's appearing to say that it was Trump employing his internet bots to destroy her personally. I wish she'd hold a press conference that everybody ignored, so she knew how irrelevant she was.

>>128156939
>this is a paid comedy writer
Huckabee is far funnier

>>128157037
thats an arctic dolphin

>>128156939
>so little likes
Aww, poor sweetie.

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DRUMPF HAS BEEN DEFEATED

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>>128157037
>letting your guard down when you have natural predators
>ever

>>128156888
>muh death threats
>muh destroying muh (nonexistent) career

>>128156994
This is unironically better than hillpepes ever were

You hear that, awoobaker? That shit is seriously cringy when you make it your OP

>>128156955
That is positive reinforcement. lern2psychology

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that press covfefe was funnier than any act she's ever done holy shit

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>>128156932
"I have no evidence"
"this is just gossip"
"no one else knows about this"
"you should believe me"

YAS LIBERALS

>>128156932
Real or not that's more honesty and effort than any "journalist" puts forth, she should've just got paid and wrote an article for some rag.

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>>128156939
She is so autistic.

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>she-ro

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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That legitimately may have been the funniest act in Kathy's career

>>128157206
Mental illness is never funny anon
I was sad as I watched that

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>>128156939

bess clearly has some kind of autism. what is her actual job?

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>DEMOCRAT TRANSPLANTS ARE GOING TO VOTE OUT GRAHAMNESTY FOR US
FUCKING KEK THIS IS YOUR SHOT MCMASTER

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>>128157226
>she-ro

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>>128157226
It never fucking ends with cunts like this does it

>>128157142
kek, is that supposed to be Hitler?

>>128157287

Please vote him out. PLEASE

>>128156507
Best part of the conference. 4(?) instances of fake crying was second.

>>128156939
She moved onto Huckabee?

>>128157196
Actually that's positive punishment, not positive reinforcement.

positive reinforcement >negative punishment>negative reinforcement>positive punishment

>>128156912
>i want to retire and am tired of playing nobody clubs and shilling squatty pottys
>hey trump, I've got a deal for you
Most likely didn't happen but if it did I'd die laughing.

>>128157226
is that supposed to be a hero?

So they hold nothing of the same context then, good

Lisa Bloom was her dumb cunt attorney btw, get out your doxxing snacks

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>>128157226
my fucking sides my fucking sides my fucking sides
please stop

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>>128157226
APOLOGIZE!!!!
RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

this week is a great episode in the american anime

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Pick One

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>>128157142
I knew it'd be shit but wow, I'm stunned by how shit that is.

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>>128157226

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>>128157226
i really do hope she becomes an shero

>>128157284

Comedy writer foe Jimmey Kimmel

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>>128157247
I think she's just pathetic enough to have her own hill pepes

Anyone got a few minutes in photoshop to make a strong, independent womyn beheading drumpf to a crowd of crying pmurtkins for my next OP? Or the next one after that, I think spicer will be here soon

>>128157399
My thoughts exactly, just didn't feel like posting it, I know I'm fucking lazy !

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>>128157369
SOON

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>>128157337

>>128156425
full video please

>>128157142
nobody was at the midnight screenings either, JUST like ghostbusters. This could be some top level SALT again lads

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>>128157226
>she-ro
It's time to just gracefully fade away, Kathy.

>>128157151
Badass. Can predatorposting become a /ptg/ staple?

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Guess who just got doxxed?
>>128155578

>>128156564
This. Gillespie is never trumper rhino who sucks off lindsay confirmed bachelor graham every weekend.

Stewart is based.

>>128156932
I have (((sources))) that say you fuck children.

>>128157468
Breitbart News is greentexting on twitter. wat

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Well /pol?

You're basically slave traders.

disavow https://youtu.be/LZiIXP-y2y0

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>>128157226
amazing that tumblr got out into the real world too

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>>128157358
>tfw no lightning hitler

>>128157226
What on earth?

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HAHAHAAAA THEY'RE SO FUCKING MAD

>>128157647
I really hope she gets back in with the Trump team.

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>>128157514
Quality

>>128157630
Healthy young Anon5 goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

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>>128157422

>>128157226

Bloom identifies as Jewish

>>128156507
I kekd so hard I was crying

>>128157660
climate change is the next scam top flood white nations with third worlders

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>>128157630
be smart

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https://twitter.com/business/status/870685398791364608
Good news for brits.

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>>128156154

> Be white
> Write in ebonic

Absolute degenerate

>>128157660

Didn't know there were spics who fought for the confederacy.

Some of the Griffens closing statements,

>This is another example of men trying to silence women
>You get it right? It's *chuckle* kind of obvious whats going on

All this women card pulling is turning me into a sexist.

I'm starting to feel women should not be allowed to make statements or be anywhere near important buisness

>>128157783
to*

>>128157647
/our hurricane/

>>128157422
thanks for this. I had no idea wft that tweet was.

>>128157728
Do they not realise that depicts Trump as a literal god.

Has Alex Jones btfo the Kathy Griffin presser yet? It needs to be mocked mercilessly and I know AJ would do a good job.

>>128157142

she;s really pretty

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>>128157468
>breitbart
>greentexting

>>128157769
SAD!

>>128157630
I'm tried from work. Did the tripfag dox or did one of his fans do it?

>>128157661
Yeah, that was pretty annoying. I saw it live and it never ceases to amaze me how little talent he has, yet he still manages to collect a paycheck. SAD!

>>128157728
>whack earth into orbit
>from where

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>>128157525

>that image

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>>128157786
>>128157769

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>>128157872
She is a israeli jew, not pretty at all.

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>>128157226
CRINGE
R
I
N
G
E

is griffin suing CNN for firing her
god knows she needs the work

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>>128157728
>le round earth meme

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>>128157728
I love it. How else can he piss libtards off?

>>128157406
It wasn't any. All he did was go in the dog's personal space because it has aggressive issues with its food. He was just showing it that he's in charge and not the dog.

Never bite the hand that feeds you.

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are they /our boys/?

>>128157818
It's okay, bro. Happens to the best of us. There was a point where I adored women. I never asked for this.

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>>128157247

>>128157968
ahahaha fuckin saved

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>>128157226
>she-ro

>>128158065
He was literally punishing the dog because the dog growled at him. That is the definition of positive punishment.

>>128157247
it was and she'll never know it

>>128158096
Broken clock etc. etc.

>>128157946
He's whacking the Earth into the Sun from our new Martian colony because under Trump we were finally able to explore and colonize space

>>128157226
The lawyer was even more cringe than Kathy

>>128156154
Sounds like a terrorist threat to me. Get a cell ready next to bike lock guy.

>>128158096
he's most likely talking about us

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>>128157226
This is too good, can't wait till they forgive her, and make her a, "resistance," icon.

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>>128156154
pussy ass niggas always threatening violence

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I wish he ran when he was in his prime. He was much more articulate and handsome back then. Watching some old videos of him really makes 2017 Trump look old and senile in comparison.

>>128157468
Did you just fucking greentext on twtiter, Breitbart!?

https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/870661335016714240
Jesus Christ, you fucking did!

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>>128157818
I have yet to hear a convincing argument as to why they should get to vote, myself.

>>128158029
lol

>>128158232

Lawyer is a real piece of a work. Kathy is just broken, desperate for attention.

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RALLY TIME

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>>128158146
>He's talking about "Tranny Swapping" now...

YA'LL

>>128158272
Breitbart News twitter has been stealing 4chan memes for a while.

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>>128157728
Germans are so butthurt by Trump right now you dont even know man.

>>128158302

>Rally in DC

I don't believe it.

>>128158272
Kek

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>>128156551
You'll choke me with your hijabs?

>>128158256
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>128158256
Balding, check
Shit beard, check
Leftwing beta, check
Verified, X
Numale/4

>>128158302
>rally
>in DC
not the greatest idea

>>128158262
Nah, he came at the perfect time

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>>128157872
She sure is. TFW you'll never impregnate a pretty jewess. Feels bad, man.

Kathy Griffin should be ashamed of herself. My children, especially my 11 year old son, Barron, are having a hard time with this. Sick!

>I'm 56 years old and a d-list comedian He broke me

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>>128157226
yes better apologize to the terrorist who threatened to behead you goyim

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>>128158302

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>>128158359
Butthurt and UTTERLY DELUSIONAL

>>128157630
literally who

>>128158302
Looks like i'll be there

>>128158256
>wander the wastes
why would he want to walk around in sewage?

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>>128158302
>To support his Paris Accord decision
This pleases me

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>>128158256
What they'll really be doing.

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>>128157968

Can i get a quick rundown on whatever the fuck this is?

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>>128156707
Don Jr. really learned well, must have done an Australian internship or something

>>128157091
> She's appearing to say that it was Trump employing his internet bots to destroy her personally

"""Employing"""". Actually it's more like kicking a bee hive. Bees will seek you, the first will sting and leave a chemical marker, the rest will soon follow

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>>128158314
He legitimately should seek a shrink

>>128158302
AWW YISSS

>>128158361
>>128158431
Fantastic idea. Get more idiots arrested for rioting and hopefully take a shot at the President to prove to EVERYONE how nuts they are.

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>>128158302

>>128158302
Can someone link me to info on the rally. Don't see an event section on the Trump campaign site anymore

>>128158302
Wait what?

>>128157660
Shills are our slaves. Except they can't leave. And I can't sell them.

>Kathy Griffon is actually doubling down

This is fantastic, is she actually going to sue him? I want this to be national news, this is how you take back the narrative.

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>>128158298
I hate these bitches. They are the ones that hate women and try to blame it on men.

Also, from last thread, anyone that can help please?
>>128156946

>>128158256
>beat up
neat because we'll be ventilating your brainstems hundreds of yards before that

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Kathy is a mess, a waste
Kathy is a big, fat mess.

>>128158181
It's some neck move, similar to a bite that shows who's the alpha in the relationship. I haven't watched his shows in years, but I think he actually knows what he's doing (or I'm completely wrong).

The issue is that there a lot of arguments what each one actually is, because he isn't giving the dog anything (unless you include the food as a reward). Punishments and rewards are retarded when you you think about it in the context of all four. I've never understood it all fully.

>>128158568
It's a trap. Rioting in DC is a felony with a 10 year jail sentence.

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>>128158463
based pence
I pray he learns from Trump to become a shitposting senpai.

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Trump shouldn't even bother with europe and focus entirely on Asia.

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>>128158256
I can't believe we live in a timeline where there are keyboard warriors on twitter with real names and profile pics

>>128158533
I like how the guy is just holding the camera.

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>>128158499
>>128158544
Some sperg that would spam his thread all over /pol/, including here, and larping as some sort of FBI insider

Turns out he's some fat fuck who goes on plebbit and plays planetside 2 when he's not larping here. He's very butthurt right now

>>128158314
...this isnt automobile transmission replacement, is it.

>>128158302
>Trump rally in DC
>while mass protests are being plotted
Either Trump is a fucking MADMAN or the police are planning on a mass tag n' bag operation using the ultimate lefty b8.

>>128158361
Its perfect because rioters go to prison for a long time in DC

It's already starting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=HAGv2LAfnng
First ad with Kathy Griffin

>>128158673
Holy shit, why is a woman talking about another woman as an object? I thought that was specifically something they were against?

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lmao
http://archive.is/YYa8X

>If he needed a nudge, though, one came from France over the weekend. Macron was quoted in a French journal talking about his white-knuckled handshake with Trump at their first meeting in Brussels, where the newly elected French president gripped Trump’s hand tightly and would not let go for six long seconds in a show of alpha-male fortitude.

>“My handshake was not innocent,” Macron said. He likened Trump to a pair of authoritarian strongmen — Malevolent Russian "Bad" Vlad Putin and T*rkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan — and said that he was purposefully forceful because he believed his encounter with Trump was “a moment of truth.”

>Hearing smack-talk from the Frenchman 31 years his junior irritated and bewildered Trump, aides said.

>A few days later, Trump got his revenge. He proclaimed from the Rose Garden, “I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris.”

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>>128157728
fuuuuuug that looks cool. i want that print.

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>>128158434
I'd much rather see this face in the history books honestly. He should at least try to lose some wait and maybe stop dyeing his hair. Either let it go white or dye it brown like it used to be. I love him but he looks like a cartoon character.

>>128158773
I think it's a lady, and that's just a slave hanging out the window. No idea how she got out there.

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>>128157468
Do you think Moot ever envisioned his loli pron weeb site becoming the unironic vanguards of a Right Wing uprising?

>>128158673
that's gonna backfire

>>128158862
friendship with europe pretty much ended yesterday

>>128158781
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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>>128157641
>This. Gillespie is never trumper rhino who sucks off lindsay confirmed bachelor graham every weekend.
Is he? Shit, I was hoping at the very least he was just an average bland conservative that Trump could at least stump into something alright if he gets the primary. Why does the VA GOP try to sabotage their chances so much?

>>128158844
Liberals don't care about women. They only care about leftism.

>>128158935
I do wish he would lose a bit of weight, just so he will live longer.

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>>128158862
I can't even make fun of this, this is literally what happened to britain

Also, is she fucking crosseyed?

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>>128158844
I know! More proof this has all been planned!

>>128158844
but it's ok when they do it.

>>128158841
HAHAHA, this day has almost been too much for me

>>128158862
>irritated and bewildered Trump, aides said.
wow look mom, real live (((fake news)))!

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Why is this shitty general allowed to continue when the baboon has already been elected and showed us that he is just another one of (((Them)))?

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THANKS FOR THE FREE AMMO SHITLIBS

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHITE HOUSE STREAM HAS CHAT ENABLED
INSERT REDPILLSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czoe2M2Abec

>>128158463
Who wouldn't be confused people give a shit about an agreement that is giving away free money from US taxpayers for no benefit to the enviroment. Its as baffling to him as cuckhold fetishists

>>128158841
Jon ossof supporter?

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>>128158533
For the love of God.

Sauce with SOUND!!!!

>mfw she was probably begging for help.

>>128158781
woah, what board is that from?

>>128158673
She needs some peanut butter to go with all that jelly.

>>128158547
Trump dynasty when?

>>128159130
DEM SURGE
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>>128158639
Nvm i got the email from them. The sickos at google put it in my spam folder

>>128156939
God who CARES about these LITERAL NOBODIES? I can't imagine ever spending any time following some retard on Twitter, it's a complete waste of time. All the "alt-right" leaders (there is no alt right, it's a term Hillary and her gang used to try and box Trump supporters up as loonies, fucking faggots) have literally NO power and NO influence. People are super quick to drop these people if they don't follow their established views (like Ann Coulter and Spencer dropping Trump, and that one maynstream meteor faggot dropping him too). Can you imagine how pathetic it is to endlessly follow "based" (read: BASED) Twitter-ers, random fucking people with opinions? Like Sting and dilbertman, or whoever comes to mind for you retards.

/pol/ since the beginning REJECTS REPRESENTATION. Being contrarian is the true nature of 4chan, it is not applied here and there to some people you like or people who espouse your views. It is applied equally to all people and things. But we support Trump because he is the king of contrarian people, attacking all establishments that we have opposed for years, and supporting US, the average fucking Joe, through thick and thin. He has power, is the most relevant man in the world, and is fighting for us. He is doing everything we wish we could have done for years now, all while in an incredibly hostile environment that even threatens him from the organization (the deep state).

If you disagree, you can fuck right off to r/the_donald, the people who sit all day calling each other BASED and screenshotting tweets to call BASED. We screenshot tweets to laugh at retards like you, not call them BASED all day. FUCK OFF

>>128157226
This is the best possible turn of events.

>>128158841
Holy shit that's beautiful.

Shut up John Kerry

>>128157968
Wait, is that manlytears?

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Did someone say rally?

>>128159130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAGv2LAfnng

JON OSSOFF SUPPORTER

>>128158862
Only amateurs have to explain in details what they had in mind after they do something. Trump is always ambiguous, that how you know hes a pro.

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>>128158862
>Pressure from leaders abroad also backfired. One senior White House official characterized disappointing European allies as “a secondary benefit” of Trump’s decision to withdraw.

>When Trump touched down at a humid Sicilian air base last week, European leaders were already girding up for an argument at the G-7 summit. In Brussels, the president had just castigated NATO allies for their defense spending. But as leaders spoke during a closed-door NATO dinner, not one directly confronted him, seeking to save their political capital for a contentious discussion about climate change in Italy.

>In the end, several officials said, the Group of Seven summit felt more like a Group of Six against One, at least on climate issues, as every other leader went around the table urging Trump to remain in the Paris accord.

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>>128159130
>DNC HQ
>pic related

>>128158966
>friendship maintained by gibs
How does that work?

>>128158841
Okay ad, but I wish they played up these people as dangerous to Republicans and Normals rather than as Ossoff supporters.

>>128159157
iirc, it was a female muslim from Kuwait filming, that was her cleaning lady. She servived

>>128158302
Doesn't say he will be there (I hope he won't be) it says we need to get there and show our support. You just know the left is planning a huge protest, so we need to counter that.

>>128158945
Attempted breaking and entering?

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>>128159132

>he goes on the internet and tells lies

>>128156154
>Y'ALL
nigger cringe

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>>128159256

>>128159300
no, this is an entirely different string of autism, not manlet tears
That's Anon5, the FBI Insider LARPer

>>128159043
Oh hell, she's Allred's daughter. No wonder.

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I can't take anymore
I've cringed and laughed too much already today
cya tomorrw /pol/ by sides need a break
Don't let this opportunity slip by.

>>128159148

She probably gave him a ton of money. A lot of prominent liberals have. That's where his 95% outside funding comes from.

>>128158533
I can hear that Wile E. Coyote "THUD" in my head at the end

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>>128159157
>he wasn't there when it was first posted

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How rare is my flag senpai?

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>>128159132
Why you lyin
Thanks anyway for the Daily spicing link

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>>128159315
MAXIMUM OVERKEK

>>128158695
>>128158181
Watch the full episode, that dog is a psychopath and the one dog Caesar couldn't rehabiltate. I think he adopted her since the owners didn't want her.

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>>128159124
Because Trump drives Libtards insane.

We love it

>>128159385
Oh, I heard they are trated like slaves there.

Their owners even lend them to friends for a few days to clean this or cook that and them return them afterwards.

OH well, too bad she survived. Will probably have to work to pay for the paviment she damaged when she hit the floor.

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>>128159315

This is perfect. They should spam this ad throughout the state.

>>128159516
i used to see chocolate bar more often

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>>128159340
>Some of the efforts to dissuade Trump from withdrawing actually had the reverse effect, further entrenching his original position. When Trump heard advocates arguing that the era of coal was coming to an end — something Cohn told reporters on last week’s foreign trip and also a frequent talking point by some cable news pundits — Trump only became more adamant that pulling out of the Paris pact could help rescue the U.S. coal industry, said a Republican operative in close contact with the White House.

>“When he hears people make comments like ‘Coal jobs don’t matter anymore’ or ‘Those are going away,’ he thinks of all those people who got the election wrong and didn’t realize that, no, these people are important to us,” the operative said. “That’s when his populist message kicks in. It pushes him.”

>>128159420
it was enabled for awhile, must have disabled before i posted and i didn't refresh because why would i refresh. sorry m8

When is WH YouTube going to break 1 million subs?

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>>128158957
best timeline

>>128158533
that little twitch of the legs at the end..weird

>>128159586

It's already being broadcast on TV in the district.

>>128158256
>foldable human
Time will tell

>>128156154
>talking like a nigger
cuck personified

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What did he mean by this?

>>128159458
No shit, bro.
I think I'm going to go take walk

>>128159417
Literal slave anon. Rich Arabs import poor Indians, treat then like dogs and cannot care less if they live or die.

Poor housemaid was maybe cleaning some windows on the outside, lost foot and the fucking moor chosen to film instead of help

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MEANWHILE ON /r/politics

>>128159760
who cares

>>128159760
He likes to jack it off the trannies obv, the degenerate

>>128159649

Donald Trump: a man push to the edge.

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>>128159686
What made the Keions all into Nazis?

>even keith olberman is calling kathy giffen a retard

Wew,thats impressive

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>>128159815
>German

>>128158841
Fucking perfect

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>>128159789
Hmmm, this really makes my headbox go-a hoppity hop

>>128157406
Positive = give
Negative = remove

That was positive punishment, a strike.
Negative punishment would have been to remove the dog bowl.

>>128159315
republicans are good at advertisement it seems

>>128157834
HERE I AM

>>128157226
Whaaaaa? Sheer projection.

See
>>128158673

>>128159789

Do it commies. Take more votes away from Democrats.

>>128159789
Literally treason

>>128157442
Idk man, it's always the same shit. We've had months of a training arc only to have Trump absolutely curbstomp all the baddies. Now all the antagonists are weak as fuck as compared to the Hillary arc and it has become a stale villain of the week format.

>Apologize!
>No!
Next episode: Trump BTFOs yet another random cunt.

Also when is Barron returning? I'm kinda glad they are reintegrating Pence as of late though - was worried about him becoming the Piccolo of this show.

>>128159883
When even Olbermann thinks your anti-Trump stunt is retarded, you need to seriously stop a reevaluate yourself.

>>128159895
>spams offtopic shit
>gets told no one cares
>immediately resorts to cuckposting

Youre gettin boring

>>128159974
My thought exactly.

>>128159574
>Coping this hard
Nigga you fucked up, he should be driving you insane. We should be working to get him impeached, because pence is /ourguy/

>>128159786
Ah. I thought it was a video from South Africa.

NEW THREAD
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Can /ptg/ appreciate that Trump just condemned our species to extinction?

>>128159789
Break their backs!

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>>128159830
They left high school and realized how fucked college was and how their values of close friendship among people with similar interests were being denigrated as not being "diverse" enough.

it starts with a joke

https://youtu.be/8mKe81Gs4FY?t=144