Brit/pol/: Ariana One Love Manchester Edition

>>128138524
Please remember to archive

>https://theguardian com/environment/2017/jun/02/european-leaders-vow-to-keep-fighting-global-warming-despite-us-withdrawal
https://archive.is/QlBD7
>https://theguardian com/commentisfree/2017/jun/02/tories-school-education-cuts
https://archive.is/fYV3t

nth for that one female teacher who wore short skirts

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_R7bJahcwc

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>when the boss man forgets dat cayenne
>when dem chips are limp
>I GIVE IT A TWO POINT FREE

Third for nothing in particular

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>UKIP aren't polling at 54%

>May doesn't have a 100% chance to win

Did nuttal have a niel interview??

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*blocks your attempt to not be a nazi*

>>128138858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHlEMWyQ_RY

>>128138926
ta

>>128138796
Do any of the polls account for Shy Tory effect? Though who knows, maybe Shy Labour could become a thing as well.

Why wont Nuttal say that Islam is a death cult it's not like hes winning paki or lefty votes anyway

Why do labour keep coming back to the privatization of national services as if it's a bad thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx3hrpDCct8

>tfw just started a chaturbate account

Already making money tbqh it's better than bennies

>>128139061
Labour voters where i live have definetely not been shy. They are walking around with badges/ribbons on in public.

>>128139061
They all claim to incorporate it since the 90s or something

Though clearly it didnt work in 2015 or the referendum

Truth is, people act differently in polls compared to on the day. And Tories generally don't do the polls as much.

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>>128138895
Sum up my feeling about arms sales to Saudi to be honest. If they are paying us I don't give a shit what country they are bombing as long as it isn't us.

>>128139099
Should have gone to lectures bruv.

>>128139208
what happens on there

>>128139154
Because the infrastructure is actually just owned by other country's national infrastructure.

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How are things looking in your constituency lads? Mine has been Labour since 1983 but he's just stepped down but likely to remain so.

>Check around mid page to test your constituency
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-polls-odds-tracker-latest/

>>128139033
When on earth had Americans had banter, it's just negroe terms they stole from the Irish

BBC News just did a segment on how Scotland likes immigration to make up their ageing population. Seriously, why are Scotland such cucks?

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Lads remember this

needs to be a porno tbqhwyf

>>128139208
no ones paying for your todger mate

>>128139270
You go on cam and gay guys give you money for being a slut

What leaflets you got lads so far I've got

2 Labour
1 Green
1 Tory
1 Lib dem

>>128139033
Move Germany firmly into butthurt territory immedietly

>>128139355
Strangely that is a main campaign platform of the Scottish """""nationalists""""""

>>128139244
To be honest I'm just happy it's above 50 so I'm allowed to sit the exam, I reckon it'd be possible for me to ace it and get myself a DN overall, I'll at least get a Credit.
If I had gotten below 50% and landed a fail on my academic transcript I might actually have killed myself.

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So just how do you fuck up this badly?

It take a special kind of incompetence to blow a 20 point lead in a month and probably actually lose your majority.

Comrade Corbachev will be in No 10 within the week, in a coalition government of Labour, Green, Lib Dems, and the SNP, who will demand he agree to a second Scottish refurendum as their price. He will then 'unsign' article 50 to boot or hold a second EU refurendum.

>>128139237
My big problem with it is that we sell all sorts of weaponry to Saudi Arabia but a British citizen needs to jump through multiple hoops to own a shitty old Lee Enfield.

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post your corbyn memes lads

>>128139492
this desu. just want a comfy rifle

>>128139432
2 tory
1 lib dem
1 green
0 labour (incumbent)

>>128139432
2 Labour
0 Everyone else

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want hold mummy tight

>>128139302
>Two from the left
Oh fuck lads we've been blue for years

>>128139212
Only leaflet I have had so far is from the Liberal Party, though I live in a VERY safe Labour seat. I suppose most of the other parties have decided not to bother.

>>128139235
To be honest, it's reached the stage were I feel genuinely sick when I see some of these polls. There is a part of me that must be genuinely terrified of a Corbyn government. I don't know whether that makes me a pussy or sane.

>>128139432
About 3 of each plus an Indy

>>128139432
1 Tory
1 Labour

Put both straight in the bin.

>>128139302
left edge of the third from top block for safeness
Conservative won 19,795 over UKIP in 2015

>>128139099
>not reading course profile to know the exact date of every test and assessment before end of week 1
>

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meant to have thunderstorms today lads

not good weather for wanking in the garden

>>128139477
You can see it's just ukip and lib dem supporters voting labour

>>128138895
he was basically a fascist and owned portraits of Hitler. Flip a coin, if heads he was a pedo too.

>>128139591
mine was dead centre but the bloke hasnt lost an election for about 8 years. shit scale desu

>>128139594
>To be honest, it's reached the stage were I feel genuinely sick when I see some of these polls. There is a part of me that must be genuinely terrified of a Corbyn government. I don't know whether that makes me a pussy or sane.
you and me both.

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Reminder that Labour are fucked even if the yoof turn out en masse.

>>128139208
what the hell's chaterbate?

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>>128139527

>>128139432
2 tory
0 labour
1 ukip
1 libdem

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Your body belongs to the state now

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>>128138524

>>128139661

>UKIP
>voting Labour

Made me kek

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>>128139659
Wonder how many milfs Tommy ploughed over the years

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>>128139594
>I live in a VERY safe Labour seat. I suppose most of the other parties have decided not to bother.
Kinda wish the Conservative candidate would come around.
>tfw no avg looking Tory qt gf

>>128139814
>bottom right
top kek

To my student who thought it would be funny to include the Jo Cox 9/11 Photoshop as the cover for your A Level History coursework, I spent forty minutes on the phone with the Head of School persuading him that you have been punished enough by the atrocious grade the content saw you rewarded.

I know you post here so give it a rest and stop wasting your time trying to get cheap laughs. You'll not get a second chance.

>>128139731
Just as I thought, the Labour youth vote is concentrated in safe seats for either party and so those votes are worthless.

>>128139737
You get paid to jerk off

>>128139033
Oz is most accurate

>>128139655
>The internal test date was TBA

REE

To be fair it's been a hopeful day.

Tories have been found out
Drumpf is a fucking fagget
And everyone hates immigration now

Dont like pints

Dont Like Brexit

dont like may

simples

>>128139671
He was also buddies with David Irving and (apparently) wished that Britain could have a leader like Hitler.

>In 1981, his diary records: "I told Frank Johnson that I was a Nazi; I really believed it to be the ideal system, and that it was a disaster for the Anglo-Saxon races and for the world that it was extinguished."

>>128139831
>dude anti establishment LMFAO despite this guy being one the oldest serving politicians

>>128139659
Fucking hell, was sitting in the garden the other day and this sprung to mind. After I laughed my arse off, I did consider it.

>>128139208
How many tokens to show feet?

>>128139432
At least 10 Tory, one lib dem, and nothing from SNP or Labour

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>>128139977
Enough of that hate speech, lad. Theresa May is the best PM we've ever had.

>>128139237
Whilst I partly agree, I do wonder how many of these weapons end up in the hands of terrorist cells. I understand why we back countries like the Saudis, but I do wonder whether or not it would be worth the negative press for us to simply take the oil fields and exclude anyone who isn't white from the area so as to ensure that we don't get the natives trying to blow the place up.

>>128140005
Corbyn is anti establishment don't pretend he's not

>>128139921
I'll get you bitch
Just wait and I'll send him your nudes, you naughty zem

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>>128139814
>the face of a man who knows if his party gets in, he will have no more additions to his fap folder

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>>128139432
None, tory safe seat since before the first war. No one bothers campaigning no one bothers voting

>>128138524

>BBC
>"Asian Men"

Ohhhh you mean Paki scum.

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>>128138719
CREP CHEKIN'
LECKIN MA THUMBS
GIB ME DAT CHIKIN
SUM RIBS I BE PICKIN
GOT DAT CAYENNE PEPPA
CRISPY FRIES I CHEK YA
BOSS MAN ROADMAN BLUD TING FAMA
FIVE OUT OF TEN OR I SLAP YA.

>>128139921
Jesus you were defending that arsehole? WHY? Sure he's 16 but clearly he'll be a alt right faggot when he's 18 the way he doesn't have empathy?

>>128140100
Or just improve relations with Russia and get their oil and coal from Siberia?

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>>128139527
>Only Labour can be trusted to unlock the talent of Black, Asian and Minority Ethnic people.

>>128139921
Based.

>>128140117
He's not Tory establishment but labour establishment
He sucks the unions so hard it makes up for when Blair choked on them

christ i just realised how hard i fucked up something. im gonna take a break

>>128139477
It's called arrogance. The Tories were so drunk on le landslide meme after A50 was triggered they forgot in a GE what matters are manifestos. Brexit is just background noise and got decided a year ago. We are leaving, there is no turning back. Now people worry about job security, the NHS, school funding, pensions etc. Theresa May's campaign was essentially based on her telling people to give her a mega majority so she can negotiate a deal with the EU. Corbyn's campaign on the other hand was abut things that actually matter to the average voter.

Also their pathetic attempt at character assassination with every news outlet desperately trying to portray Corbyn as a terrorist sympathizer backfired badly after it was revealed Theresa May allowed thousands of jihadis back into Britain as home secretary.

The Tory tears on the morning of June 9th will be absolutely delicious. They will be at least 10 years out of power, which is hilarious since for 5 out of 7 years they were in a coalition with the Lib Dems.

If this election was being fought by someone like Andy Burnham on the Labour side we would be looking at a comfortable Labour majority of around 50 seats at the very least.

>>128138524
Don't you know who owns the press? Take the ultimate red pill

https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128139099
That'll be £27000 please.

>>128140340
>being against good tax paying citizens
Gas the burghers desu, the grill isn't good enough

>>128138524
>Asian Men lead away and rape woman in London
I see no reference to them being 'Asian'
You must be racist and jumping the gun

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>>128139348
>>128139451
>>128139939

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>>128139302

>>128140220
Aye, that and possibly do the same with the US now that they're exporting. Though that would mean working with evil Fascists anon, and you wouldn't want to do something the benefits your country now would you?

Can't imagine the middle east would be too happy about us not buying there oil though, could expect a rise in state funded terror. Other than that though, I suppose they don't have anything they can do.

>>128139099
BILLY

>NO

MATES

>>128140310
I wouldn't be surprised if, when the Tories get in, it's not May going to the Queen to ask to form a government. What a disaster that woman is.

>>128139061

>Left wing people
>Shy

"No"

>>128140310

Screen-capped for posterity. See you next week.

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>The Queen will die in our lifetime

I don't want it to happen

>>128140542
what did he mean by this?

>>128140310
>Theresa May's campaign was essentially based on her telling people to give her a mega majority so she can negotiate a deal with the EU
Actually if it was just that, she'd have retained her massive support.

The tories went full retard and had the dementia tax, explicitly talking about controlling the internet, and fox hunting. They had it and they lost it. Things won't really change from where they come the 9th, but what has happened is that Corbyn is now leader for life for Labour if he can have a good showing.

Ariane Grande has done well out of all this.

Nobody knew who she was other than slutty teenage girls but now she might as well be Britiain's Golden Girl.

>>128139432

2 Tory, plus letters to everyone in the house
1 Lib Dem
1 Labour

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>>128139970
>tories have been found out
>Everyone hates immigration now
Quick run down, any anon?

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>>128140581
We can change that

>>128140543
Great, I will use a trip so I can laugh at you when you post that screencap. That is, if you will be man enough to actually post it once Theresa May is unemployed.

>>128140658
Gold like a sunbaked shit

>>128140310
No chance of Labour winning it, but there's a chance of Tory majority being decreased.

In all honesty the Tories will probably win with a majority of 60-120

thunderstorm on its way lads

just heard it

>>128140701
We don't need another

>>128140681
Paki last night saying that Immigrants need to be deported on Question time and Tories are getting done for that expense scandal shit. I think that's what he's on about.

>>128139432
1 ukip
And that's it

Barnsley Central here

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>>128140658
>Post yfw they attack again and we have a benefits concert for the people who attended a the benefits concert

just farted outside lads

>>128140815
>barnsley
good lord how awful

>>128140769

where abouts lad?

t. Basildon

>>128140701

Your sad pal you've been making these claims for ages, the same bollocks. I've got a screenshot from several weeks ago to add to the keks we will all have about them next week.

>>128140850
>Into my lungs

>An air that kills

>>128139432
>0 Labour
>0 Green
>0 Tory
>0 Lib Dem
The joys of living in a safe Labour seat when every other consistency next to you is Tory

>>128139432
I think around 3 Labour leaflets
1 UKIP
1 Liberal
1 Plaid
no Tory leaflets

>>128139114
This. And why hasn't he fielded more candidates

>>128140903
>The joys of living in a safe Labour seat
hello abdul

Can anyone recommend some cheap but nice champagne I should buy to celebrate Jeremy's victory on election night?

>>128140866
Middle of LDN

>>128140628
Why are all of your politicians morons?
You have a goddamn communist leading labour, they should be in single digits, how do you fuck up this badly

>>128140894
From yon far buttocks flows.

>>128140850
good on you mate

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Vote Labour we are completely normal and have the working classes' interest at heart!

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>>128140953
>cheap but nice champagne
Wot?

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>>128140959

We can't always be as based as you.

>>128140903
bristol?

>>128141043
I'm a neet. Cant afford the expensive stuff

>>128139154
Because it was. It was a cut price selloff and we continue to subsidise using taxpayers' money in the case of rail.
Also worth noting that BR was deliberately underinvested in to make private franchises look better by comparison. They will do the same to the NHS.

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>bingbongs

>>128141058
fucking hell fire thats funny

>>128141078

The irony of this is overwhelming, you give a new meaning to the phrase champagne socialist.

>>128141005
Is that Eddie Izzard?

>>128140959
Well when you have to pick between the politicians we have, it's as though you are nominating for which limb you want to have cut off.

>>128141152
yep

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>>128139446
I'm not denying that it's difficult to vote for anyone enthusiastically this election. There isn't the UKIP subversion to get behind this time: we got as far as possible with them, and Brexit was awesome (even if it ends up not quite being the full english brexit we'd really like).

I will vote Tory, simply to get this shit over and done with. Better May has a big majority than be fighting every step of the way. Sure, the tories will probably fuck up Brexit, but that's still better than remaining in the EU.

We've got an immigration problem until 2021 when last April's ammendments to the Bill forces everyone to be earning £35k after five years or lose their visas. That was Cameron trying to bribe us to vote Remain, and I don't think the Left have parsed it at all. That's the kind of thing that will fuck up Tier 2 and Tier 3 (god help us) immigrants. The lefty papers appear blissfully unaware that's on the books, even.

So it's not all bad, voting Blue. It's not the insta-deportations we'd have perhaps liked to have seen, but these sorts of thing take time anyway. Will there even be an EU now in five years when it all starts happening?

Labour could have hung parliament if they hadn't gone full-commie. Now this June they have presented the most socilism-heavy manifesto in their history. A vote against Labour is a vote to cripple that cursed ideology; spoiled ballots don't count.

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AAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

The so called """""master race""""", everybody!

>>128141152


Yep he helped us greatly in winning the EU referendum vote by acting like a complete prat on QT.

>>128141058
Lmao the UK is more based than sellout chink abos

>>128141229

NZ don't have Abos.

>>128141179
Christ he looks like someone's nan.

>>128139355
They hate immigrants, they just have hardly any of them except in shit areas of Glasgowstan.
It's like when the Irish proudly proclaimed they were the least racist nation, then someone gave them nigs and now they hate them too.

When did the word Bigot fo from "a person who is intolerant towards those holding different opinions."

to "FUCKING RACIST NAZI"?

I mean peace loving lefties are quite intolerant towards those holding different opinions, such as Nazis.

QT was good but This Week was shit last night.

How are you lads doing this morning?

>>128139033

*wonders where Malta falls, but figures too small sample size*

Feels bad man

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>>128141204
>tfw white seed is being planted in nigger women

>>128141058
>Yellow Niggers
Fucking lol!

>>128141204
Not about being a master race. It's about having a right to exist.

>>128141283

As Bowden said the only views that can never be accepted by the left wing capitalist society we have nowadays are the views of extremist religions and the radical right.

>>128141290
fuck off labour voting paceville monkey

>>128141289
QT was shit lol I gave up on half way through

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>>128141289
>morning

>>128139403
>The girl would be 23 by now

Noice

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>>128141204
>the master race meme still exists

>>128140803
>tories are getting done
3 people have been charged, innocent until proven guilty, lad. We're British not mudslimes

>>128140959
You would understand if you lived in a country where personal taxes are some of the highest in the world (when you factor in VAT, council tax, fuel duty etc) yet every single public service is charged for at an absurd price (universities, school meals, public transport, utilities) and the only one that is entirely free that is the NHS has been on a steady decline and essentially at third world levels by now.

People are turning to the left because capitalism failed here. Unless you earn over 60k in this country, you are stuck at very mediocre levels of material comfort. And the shit services I mentioned above are an aggravating factor. EVERYTHING in Britain is either more expensive, less reliable, more limited or all of the above than in our Western European counterparts and I mean EVERYTHING. Public transport, roads, schools, housing, healthcare fuck even internet connection. And this has been the trend since the 90s.

We are kicking neoliberalism in the balls this election and it's going to feel amazing.

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>>128141005

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Post your ideal Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister

>Pic related

>>128141204
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128141058

Fairly sure this is fake.

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>>128141558

>>128141370

Wat

>>128141497
I admire your idealism, but labour are going to be losing seats this election tbqh

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Moving to Milton Keynes, what am I in for?

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>>128141558

>>128141396
You missed le based paki man BTFOing his fellow pakis
There's a webm floating around
>>128141405
I've always thought GMT should just be moved to CDT since the US is the lone superpower these days

Just my opinion

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>>128141005
Oh God. You know?

He used to be funny, really fucking funny.

And now he's insufferable. Why does this happen to some comedians? Is it guilt that they make so much money and dodge so much tax that they scream at the rest of us to pay their amounts owed for them?

Not one of these fucking now-lefty comics isn't a millionaire with an off-shore account. At least nutty commies like Mark Thomas and Rob Newman walk the walk. Newman gave everything up, his fortune, his house, car, everything to promote his environmental bollocks. He put his money where his mouth was, and you know? I'll listen to him. Doesn't mean I agree with him, but at least he's consistent with his ideology.

>>128141641
you heard

>>128141689
roundabouts

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What are YOU doing to stop the communists getting into power?

>>128141290
zaren tal-ajkla or GTFO pufta hamallu

>>128141558
Is that Neville from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet?

>>128141689
Milton Keynes? You're in for wanting to move to St. Neots.

>>128141058

>NZ
>Based

They're fucking cucked.

>>128140741
This. The odds are crap, the bookies are always right

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>>128141558
Lord Palmerston

>>128141710
The US is also soon to be majority non-White.

Let's see how much of a superpower it is in 25 years.

China's set to overtake it anyway.

>>128141005

They want their cake or death

>>128141617

Why? The Tories here had the slogan "if you want a nigger for a neighbour vote labour" not too long ago.

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>>128141558

Why did God give us the first of cancer for Victoria Derbyshire only to allow her to be cured

>>128140741
This
Other than the people I know in Labour safe places so they were bound to vote Corbyn. I have not seen anyone say they are outright voting him. I still can't see it.

>>128141839
>Can't tell if you're trying to make a snarky point to be honest

>>128141744


I might actually vote labour just cause the Nationalists bitched at Labour for not signing the German pushed single tax treaty, which would kill our financial services.

What then faggot

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>>128141558
There are no MPs I would want as PM.

>>128141689
A shopping centre that was somewhat special in the 80s, roundabouts, more roundabouts, and 2 or 3 brothels.

>>128141855
The US also has an abundance of natural resources to sell to you so you can just kill yourself Ahmed

>>128141005
he looks like my gran

>>128141994
then i'll buy another house over there while you earn less than minimum wage Joe :)

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>>128141710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0q6MJDVtQw

Did anyone else like Akala getting told off for being wrong on This Week last night? Andrew Neil sounded like a disappointed and concerned teacher and Akala just had to concede every criticism against his argument.

>>128142085
>he

Show some fucking respect asshole

>>128142046
We have brothels in the UK?

>>128142020
noice

>>128138719
>>128140194
Glad to see chicken posting making a comeback.
"Bruv."

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>>128142054
So does Africa

>>128141005
That is the most depressing support I have ever seen. Like fuck sake they probably go to to their local newsagents breaking everything they walk past.
Also fuck Eddie Izzard, this is how you stoop low in life by being him. He had it all at one point now look at it.

>>128139671
"I am not a fascist. Fascists are shopkeepers, I am a Nazi."

Alan Clark, letter to Guardian

>>128142150
oh yes indeedy! got so many where i live that us locals have graded them and can recommend one over the other.

>>128142124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLo-x1hs2Rc

Suez, cracka?

>Pollster gallows' humour

https://twitter.com/keiranpedley/status/870631493567164416

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Corbyn will win
It's settled.

>>128142124

At least he did concede and didn't act like a cunt like 99% of the "youth" people they get on.

>>128142124
>akala
unironic literally who?

>>128138524
>>Asian Men lead away and rape woman in London
>Asian

You mean middle eastern?

Bbbbbut it's part of the culture! liberals will say

>>128139921
kek

>>128142218
kek, I haven't read his diaries yet but he sounds like such an eccentric troll.

>>128142137
i thought it was farron and his husband in the thumbnail.

>>128142100

Welp, not like it wasn't worse before. And if our financial services sector collapses it'll go back to being that bad, and your houses will devalue like crazy.

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>>128142267

>>128141893

>Why? The Tories here had the slogan "if you want a nigger for a neighbour vote labour" not too long ago.

Since when does 1964 count as "not too long ago"??

>>128139996
/ourguy/

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>>128142191
Africa lacks the infrastructure, stable government, and natural shipping lanes to ship to the outside world

Try harder

>>128142124
yes because i hate akala he just pretends to be so woke. i say pretend because he's actually just stupid and so are his points

>>128141558
Theresa May and George Osborne

>>128141617
It is, the other one is something like "Rodger Douglas farts in the bath"
(I don't think it was Rodger Douglas, but fuck Rodger Douglas.)

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>>128141710
It's the zero time line on the map, m8?

You guys were right to not decimalize, though. But then again, your speedometer is in Km/h it doesn't make any sense?

How much of this sunday's concert will be muslim pandering?

>>128142402

As long ago as that leaflet is from I bet.

>>128142124
Didn't Andrew Neil expose Tim Farron last night? I heard it from somewhere

>>128142386
Is American Top Gear finally better than U.K. top gear???

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>>128139033
>2nd place greatest ally

>>128142429
The US is already halfway toward collapse.

Unless you somehow think the monkey will be able to steer the ship, your nation is to be balkanised and consumed by war.

Personally, I can't wait to watch it all unfold from across the pond.

>>128142558

Not seen this recent series without Chris Evans in so I dunno.

>>128142150
Some places, usually where the police chief receives "compensation" in some manner for turning a 'blind eye'.

>>128139302
Inb4 bernies brother splits the labour vote and tories win

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>>128139921

>>128140953
Morrisons is good for the money, £16 or so.

>>128142257

what did they mean by this

>>128142519
>But then again, your speedometer is in Km/h it doesn't make any sense?
Nigga please we mph like the rest of the civilised world

>>128141606
TL;DR

>>128142257
Is he saying that the polls are wrong again and that it will be Tory domination, again?

>>128142603
You know how the Grand Tour had that shitty fake, obviously scripted feel to it? That's also what Top Gear feels like now, but worse.

>>128142555
He interviewed him, Tim acted like a cunt during the interview by constantly dodging questions and speaking over Neil all the time.

>>128140855
Close enough to Sheffield, Wakefield and Leeds to commute for work, far enough away to not be living amongst pakis and non-whites.
Not bad desu desu

>>128142437
Yeah he's such a fucking pseud. He talks as if he's making some grand intellectual point but he's absolutely retarded. Yet people buy it. Just goes to show how far a bit of confidence can go.

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>>128142807
Who is this semen demon?

>>128142257
So what is he saying? Does he think the polls are wrong and the Labour surge has been manufactured to boost Tory turnout?

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>>128142855
>>128142437
yep

>100%

>>128142807
I want to cum on those glassss

>>128142818
oh good. which team tho?

>>128139033
>yanks not way further to the left
So insecure they have to be top right, fuck me backwards why are you all so thin skinned?

>>128139432
Had shitloads of Lid Dem wank through my letter box.


Also, is it me or is the Captcha getting worse?

>>128141893
That was only one local maverick, anon

>>128143000
Fuck you asshole

We are Americans

We literally invented right wing politics

>>128139432
5 Labour
1 Con
1 Ukip
I'm in a seat that looks like it's gonna flip from Lab to Con

>>128142793
Haha how typical of Farron, all talk no show

>>128143010
Use legacy Captcha

It's just typing CALLE 50% of the time

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>>128139061
>people promising free gibs and avoiding hard decisions
>shy about it

>>128143126
>We literally invented right wing politics
cringed t b h

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>>128141558

>>128140360
Q_Q feelsbadman

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>>128143126
Got a garden wall older than your country rofl

>>128142429
>Africa lacks the infrastructure
Didn't you have a major powercut across 3 cities recently? Don't you have less high speed rail than Turkey and Uzbekistan?
>stable government
Name me a form of government more stable than a dictatorship
>Natural shipping lanes
Every country with natural resources, no matter how shit the rest of the country is, has good ports

>>128139432
1 Labour
1 Lib Dem
0 Tory, and my constituency is a possible Tory swing. Clearly not putting the effort in. Poor game.

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>>128143126
>We literally invented right wing politics
no.

>>128139033
>tfw dutch
Voelt goed negers

>>128139432
1 Labour
1 Lib Dem
1 Green
Had Labour ringing all the bells in my building aswell.

>>128143316
rekt

>>128143316
Constitutional Monarchy is more stable than a dictatorship.

>>128139432
4 labour
0 Tory
1 ukip

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>>128140157
kek

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>>128140310
manifestos dont matter at all otherwise UKIP would be polling at 90% because their manifesto is clearly the best out of all three, even with its huge flaws

>>128143126
The idea of nationalism began in Europe

>>128143401
*Absolute monarchy

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>>128143126

>country founded on liberal republicanism
>literally invented right wing politics

>>128142348
Well worth reading, he was the last of the real Tories. Best order to read them is the order they were published - 2, 1, 3.

>>128143468
>huge flaws
It's flawless, mate.

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>>128143000
>responds in a literal rage
>calls others insecure

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>>128143468
>UKIP arent winning
>therefore manifestos don't mean a thing

are you high

>>128142257
https://twitter.com/LawDavF/status/854328832815505408

>>128143519
No, constitutional. The power is more balanced between people (parliament) and the sovereign, and therefore more stable.

Look at our own and compare it to others around the world.

>>128139432
1 john
2 crom
5 brom
and 0 shaun

>>128139432
1 Labour
1 Lib Dem

>>128142558
Cancer is better than UK Top Gear

>>128143599
Hove here too, I was wondering why UKIP weren't standing here, then I found out the Conservative candidate is a ultra christian conservative who believes gays can be cured, pretty based lady.

New
>>128143637
>>128143637
>>128143637

>>128138524
>>BBC Question Time 01/06/17
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08sh4g1/question-time-01062017

anyone got a link to last night's TW ?

>>128143483
lad, nationalism is natural concept. no one invented it

europe did invent globalism though

>>128143601
he has a point, if everyone actually read the manifestos and voted based on nothing else, it'd be a purple landslide

>>128143854
you're beyond help

>>128143126
>>>/pol/ptg

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>>128139302
I've already voted for the Berry

even if he is a typical spineless globalist who would probably fit in just as well with Labour or Lib Dem

>>128139208

are you a trap lad, if so i'll probably end up fapping to you at some point, I fap to traps on chatturbate quite a lot 2bh and i'ts not even gay because it's just computer pixels

>>128143909
Yes but to say they don't matter at all is clearly false, as the last few weeks have shown

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>>128143000
>>128143126

>>128143854
As a popular modern idea, it sprang up in Europe in the 19th century.

I agree it is a natural phenomenon, but in its current form the idea 'started' in Europe.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationalism#19th_century

>>128143631
Really makes me think.

>>128143854
If you imperial expansion classes as globalism sure

>>128141893
That was a fake.

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>>128139302
Mines so safe they bussed in a Nigerian from Wimbledon to represent the Cuckservatives.

>>128144098
Think*

>>128139432
1 Labour, 1 SNP

>>128143519
A REAL Constitutional Democracy would be more stable tbqh, because the people wouldn't want to overthrow it due to the democratic element, and the monarch who would be unchanging for a long amount of time without democracy in the way would be able to create long-term plans and not worry about reputation as much as politicans

>>128144159
>Lorna An' How
kek what a name

>>128139432
2 Cons
1 UKIP
1 Lib Dem

>>128141497
I do understand, believe me, i am white.
Since 1974 we had soviet-type economic plans (introduced by the military) which made us the leader of inflaction and impoverished the people, "neoliberal" economic plans in the period of 1994 ~ 2006 that ended up with the greatest scheme of corruption and bribery in mankind's history, which, of course, envolved all the privatized companies in the 90's. To end this up, since 2008 we follow a hard keynesian economic plan that hhad as a consequency a depression so hard that made the world grow slowly.
Our last convervative governament was in the military period and only lasted three years, from 64 to 67, to all efects Labour Party has been the governament in Brazil since then. Do not let Britain sink in like this.
Vte Conservative, UKIP, go full on the right! Never let tradition to die.
Be British, not European.

>>128143559
>real tories
>loves hiterl

Really causes one to ruminate.

>>128143288
I keep seeing this slut getting posted. Who is she? Any nudes?

>>128143126
>>128143596
>proving my point