Nearly 32, virgin, getting nowhere, living same day repeatedly

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riggedit.com/documentaries/

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Get off your ass, put your phone down, and go do something.

I'm a cripple manlet that's been with 22 girls. 1000+ fucks. GET OFF YOUR ASS

Next Elliot Rodger?

>overweight
>neckbeard
>t-shirt with text
>long hair
>nigger eyes

He could fix any if those (well, not the shit eyes) but its easier to cry alone in a car.

>>128103884
Start lifting
>>>/fit/

If you see virginity as such a burden fuck a proustite, lower standards and fuck a fatty, or better yourself
You're 32 you're not gonna lose it to a "special someone" anymore

>>128104154
Holy shit, being american is an easy mode. You don't even need to bang a hooker becouse your girls do it for free.

>>128103884
Welcome to life, buddy. Try to enjoy it.

>>128104154
sup Hotwheels

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>>128103884
>JUST

>>128104460
>32
You could in Europe.

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>20 years old, unmarried, getting nowhere, living the same day repeatedly

Get off your ass and do something about it. Idiot.

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>>128104154
How the fuck could you keep track of the # of times you've gotten your dick wet?

>>128103884
behold, the ravages of soy

Here is my situation

27
Neet
No license
College drop out
Never worked a job
13 year relationship with a beautiful angel
Stay at home (common law) husband

Zero cuckening either. She works at an all female christian school.

I stay up me and shitpost all day everyday. I cook dinners, practice an instrument. Read litature.

Only leave the house at nights.
Haven't seen anyone i know that isn't family since 10 years ago.

>>128103884
Dude seriously, not sure if this is you or not. Probably not, but:

>cut hair into something trendy
>shave
>start eating rice/beans/veggies and only 1400 calories per day, weight will just fall off
>start studying for something that will bring you to a long-term career
>no t-shirts EVER

>>128105348
I've never spoken to a female that wasn't a family member or cash register.

>>128105348
She's getting high-test alpha dick somewhere.

Your life is against the natural laws of man/woman

>>128104824
His flesh light works like a pedometer

>>128105348
Jesus murphy this makes me feel pretty okay about me lot in life

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>>128104824
I want to piss in that funnel then flip her over

>>128104534
You watch to much TV, asian.

Booze drugs and dirty hookers are the only answer.

>>128105861
He isn't wrong.

>>128103884
dog bless this mess

>>128104663
Same what do

>>128106046
Masturbate to anime and wait for the state to collapse.

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>>128104824
>that'smyfetish.exe

>>128104623
I wonder if Pence browses the interweb and chuckles to himself when he finds these pics.

>>128106323
Cocoa milk? more like piss and cum.

Asians are the answer my dudes. White women only want Chad.

Seems eerily familiar
https://youtu.be/tTEMaM7INNI

>>128106948
no

>>128106948
so become Chad

there can never be too many Chads

>>128107243
You dont become Chad, its all genetics.

>>128105585
It is against natural law, but its so much fun to be an outlier.

>>128105798
Wage cuck. Go to bed and be ready for work tonorrow. Every day for the rest of your life. Then die tired and full of regret

>>128104431
Not to mention he sounds like a literal homosexual. Many betas suffer from that problem. Niggers need to smoke a cig every once in a while or else you'll be stuck sounding like a slightly gay 16 year old.

>>128107324
sounds like loser talk to me

>>128107324
Asian women don't want you either, fugly ass neckbeard. If you can't even get a white slut, you'll never get a gold-digging asian.

>>128107324
Being Chad is like 90% looks and body. You can still be a Chad with a recluse personality, girls will just say you're mysterious or independent.

t. A dude with good looks but a shitty personality

He has a car and lives in a country with some of the most amazing scenery on the planet. A few books in gas and a couple of hours he could be staring at an awesome vista instead of sitting in his car in a parking lot whining like a bitch.

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>>128103884
You are not a typical man, OP. You are a warrior monk.

Spend your hours learning, honing your mind. Growing your spirit. Develop your connection to the divine. Hear the earth around you. Be still, and feel the presence of God the Father.

Do good. Be good. Breathe.

>>128109148
faggot

You gotta feel bad for the guy. The guy needs some actual outside support in his life, like literally anything.

>>128110150
I did feel bad after watching this but I went to his channel and saw in his last video that he was propositioned by women but he rejected him. C'mon if you are 32 and don't want to be a virgin you shouldn't be picky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQvgFWu5V5g

justify your existence sir

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7WBRjU9P5eo

>>128104154
>not being able to find one high quality loyal girl

Are we supposed to be impressed that you banged a bunch of sluts?

does he live in his car too? Holy fuck what a mess.

How the fuck do people stay virgins for so long?

>>128103884
theres miserable people who dont even have cars
this guy can atleast go wherever he wants

>>128103884
This is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen.

>>128103884
I love these videos because then I feel better about myself. It's great to feel superior.

>>128112814
It's like feeling superior to a retard. I can't feel superior from that. It's not honest competition.

>>128103884
We need Sharia Law now. Guys like this will be at home.