>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
http://www.cwbchicago.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
>CHECK YOUR KEYS
>CHECK YOUR KEYS
>CHECK YOUR KEYS
>CHECK YOUR KEYS
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
>PREVIOUS THREAD: >>128062724
>female took a whole bottle of sleeping pills
Right in the nick of time Robert
>MALE BLACK tries to snatch purse
>Woman doesn't want to submit a report?
Why would you not submit a report unless he dindu nuffin?
>>128104250
>coming out of her clothes acting weird
>>128104500
Guessing she has something in her purse she doesn't want the cops to find.
>>128104500
Maybe they are neighbours, and she can always set things straight later.
>>128104754
makes sense, especially considering MALE BLACK can sniff out illegal matter from miles away
>>128104755
if they're neighbors it's more likely a snitches get stitches situation
>400/500 people
holy hell that's a huge nigger gathering
>500 people in the street
>>128105046
i lol'd at that pic
>>128105046
>intoxicated son needing to be removed
Guess some NEETfag is getting the boot
>>128105046
Just imagine.
>fled east at a high rate of speed
>4 cars ain't going to cut it
>loud music in the rear
>>128106016
DV with unknown weapon request Robert
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>Deshanna
>Needs body removed
>>128107725
Is Deshanna the corpse or the caller?
>>128108144
Caller
>>128107725
>>128108144
>>128108260
AYY, KIN U COME GET DIS BODY OUT MUH HOUSE? IT BE STANK.
>DOA in the ER
>>128108492
Good news everyone! https://youtu.be/d6feYRH4CbI
Good ol' Gary always gives it to us straight, is Gary /ourguy/?
>shell casings
>vehicles shot up
>blood
>>128108898
These are some of my favorite things.
>arrestee complaining of pain all over
>Andy!
>window wasn't broken
>now it's shattered
niggers
>>128103800
Why Chicago's a shithole:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGkb8Kuy9SI
>broke the window
>took the garden hose
>is now spraying water into the house through the broken window
>no weapon
>she has a knife
>I'd like to order a body removal
Mrs. Love
>>128109916
And how it's a battery call.
>>128111458
It's an assault with water, Black people seem to be weak swimmers. I thought it was bullshit for the longest time, but it seems true.