Brit/pol/ - Contradiction Edition

>>128021684
Please use archive.

>https://theguardian com/politics/2017/jun/01/nigel-farage-is-person-of-interest-in-fbi-investigation-into-trump-and-russia
--> https://archive.is/NmIhU
>http://mirror co uk/news/politics/general-election-2017-live-updates-10538804
--> https://archive.is/JSuY6
>http://morningstaronline co uk/a-a034-Despicable-Tory-MP-claims-schools-will-benefit-from-cuts#.WTBOH7pFxPY
--> https://archive.is/WHabM
>http://newstatesman com/politics/june2017/2017/06/whats-gone-wrong-conservative-campaign
--> https://archive.is/XJPct

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>>128021684
would this man lie to you?

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>Trusting youGov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA3WOdZ9Jbs

Anyone watching the Sun debate? I turned it off because Facebook live is shit but UKIP and the Tories were doing really well. Boris Johnson absolutely BTFOing Emily Thornberry. Why did Michael Gove have to ruin everything by running for Tory leadership? Without that, we'd have big Boris as PM and there'd be banter

Can't link just find The Sun Politics page

First for legal weed criminalise full fat milk

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explain this tory cunts

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Saw this disgusting paki bint on the train today
Bet she votes Labour the smelly cunt

Reminder that r/t_d faggots are not welcome in /britpol/.

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WHAT'S THAT?

YOU WANT ENCRYPTION? PRIVATE MESSAGES?

GOOD GOY!

damn it was fun watching farron burn alive tonight lads

>>128021989
old pic

>>128021942
>higher corporation tax brings in less money
Really gets the noggin joggin

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tories are fucked

>>128021989
BLACKED

>>128021942
>11 out of 195 countries

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>>128021989
Nice reflection bait

>>128021989
>takes creep shot of asian girl you been Reported to GCHQ

>>128021942
>Ireland
>The Camen Islands
>Hong Kong
>United States when tax reform happens this year

Tard

>>128021989
google image search is a thing

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>>128021942
Ireland, Switzerland, Sweden.

>>128022156
>Stormzy

literally who?

Nick Clegg in 2015: Fuck I did bad but at least it can't get any worse
Tim Farron: Hold my skimmed milk

Why didn't she turn up, lads?

What's she so scared of?

>>128022264
you wouldn't know it

>>128021942
>only showing countries where it's higher
>carefully leaving out countries where it's lower

Huh.

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>>128021989
Nice gut big boy.

>>128021989
You're even worse you fat cunt. Bet you smell of gravy and musty man tits

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>>128022156
>stormzy

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>>128021840

Is UKIP unironically the most Reddit Party?

>>128022156
im surprised torys hold that spot its more diverse than islington

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>>128022153
>>128022183
You are very weak and wobbly Kek you are going to lose big tory boys

>>128022264
The nigger who did the song with lots of 'SHUT UP'

After weighing up the options.

I've decided to spoil my ballot paper.

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>>128022264
Stormzy tho innit.

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>>128021942
Revenue from corporation tax is much higher now than when it was higher because we have a better economy. The fact is, when we have a good economy, it helps us elsewhere. I don't trust Jeremy fucking Corbyn to stimulate the economy.

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>>128021684
Momentum are making our threads now?

>>128022207
Listen tatter heid your country is in debt by trillions to the EU master kek

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Our Corporation tax is one of the lowest in the world. If Labour get in we're probably going to soak up British jobs desu familia

>>128022457
no way, the Conservatives are fucking BASED! :-)

>>128022466
I'll be waiting for you on the 9th, after Corbachev gets demolished, May has a 100+ majority and Labour are tearing themselves apart.

>>128022466
The left really have a way with words when it comes to reaching over party lines to gain support.

watching the Farron interview now...

wtf is he doing constantly talking over the questions, this is insane?

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>>128022618
Think again Tory boy.

https://www.libdemvoice.org/
Absolutely nothing about the NEILing

>>128022539
Being this autistically brainwashed kek

>>128022646
Shame your Iq is one of the lowest in the world potato nigger

>>128022779
wtf i love Labour now

>>128022618
>huurrr durrr muh secret club being invaded
Why do Tory shills assume everyone must agree with their views?

Boris Johnson & Emily Thornberry debate on talkRADIO right now. It's very feisty so far, tune in.

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>>128022646
>keeping our socialists in check
Good lad.

>>128022461
they won't for much longer

>>128021942
Lower rate of tax attracts businesses to the country. It is not difficult to understand.

Any reason you left Ireland out of that list????

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Question Time is going to be LIT LADS

>>128022896
Also has Vince Cable & Patrick O'Flynn.

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>>128021942
tories lowered it from 28%

so jezza decides to raise it to 26%

really makes you think

>>128022779
Not an argument.

>>128021889
my nigga

>>128021942
https://taxfoundation.org/corporate-income-tax-rates-around-world-2015/

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>>128021409 #
>A lot of them were fags or married parents though
Fags you say? Even better. Allah, (Peace be upon Him) would have been extra jubilant that day. It's not as if we're going to run out of young white girls anytime soon. Enjoy your food. Even we don't eat that shit by the way.

>>128022971
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION TIM.

who else unironically wants Corbyn to win just cos they hate the fucking Tories so much?

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>>128022971
Get fucked milkman

>>128022971
Cheers

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>>128022646
>Bragging about being a Cayman Islands tier '''country''' with the only thing going for it stupidly low tax

>>128022675
>>128022698
What rubbish even the tory papers have turned on may as a weak spineless wretch kek

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-katie-perrior-ex-communication-uk-prime-minister-social-care-u-turn-dementia-tax-a7766406.html

>>128022962
>it's another Nick Clegg lectures people about the referendum and pretends nobody knew it meant leaving the single market episode

why bother having him on?

>>128023070
>>128023045
It's literally /b/ tier, come on.

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>>128023066
You must hate the country equally as much then.

Can somebody explain the Paris climate agreement and why Trumps wants to leave ?

>>128023129
>What rubbish even the tory papers have turned on may as a weak spineless wretch kek

Then links to the independent

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>>128023066

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https://strawpoll.com/6641757
Important
https://strawpoll.com/6641757
Poll
https://strawpoll.com/6641757
Votetards
https://strawpoll.com/6641757

>>128023066
Everytime I see some utter cunt on here whining about "m-m-muh Labour shills" I get a bit closer to wanting them to win.

>>128023209
cos it's literally a waste of fucking time for him

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>>128023129
>Independent
>Tory paper

Bloody hell, Vince Cable being loudly booed. Very angry audience

>>128023129
>independant
>tory
wew

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>>128022971
>This is unironically someone you have married and fucked at least 4 times

>>128023193
are you stupid or what? May's a crackhead just like the rest of them

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>>128022999
Yeah, alright, fuck off mollymeme.

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>>128022804
>Based on biased outdated data from the early 1970's

We have a far superior economy to yours, we outperform you in PISA, we have bigger housing and superior infrastructure in general, we have lower taxes and we have colder pints.

Meanwhile, there is no evolutionary or genetic reasoning for a lower IQ considering our populations are neighbouring each other and we mingled with yours quite often throughout the centuries. The reason blacks have a low IQ is because of genetic adaptation to environment. We share the same environment, dipshit.

Try again. Even if it was the case that we had a lower IQ, we still demolish you in every way possible economically.

>>128023129
>even the tory papers have turned on may
>posts an independent article

What?

>>128023252
New Strawpoll layout?

>>128022618
Pretty much.

After the 8th they will be gone. Conservatives will have swept up and they won't be around for all the Corbyn got BTFO shitposting.

Then brit/pol/ will go back to being comfy.

>>128023209
(((Paris Agreement))) is basically global communism, it has almost nothing to do with climate change

>>128023264
i hate corbyn with a passion, my local opposition is a fucking tranny (helen belcher) and i still don't wanna see em win

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>>128023129
>independent
>tory

>>128023359
This crowd is really biased to the right, it's a rarity.

"You're anti white van man and pro white flag man" says Boris Johnson to Angela Thornberry.

Legend

>>128023383
uggos are usually great in bed

>>128023425
>we still demolish you in every way possible economically.
bending over for apple isnt demolishing us paddy

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>>128022264
Man don't know about Stormzy?
>Shutup

>>128023323
We're not voting Conservative for the best. We want the most chaotic result, we vote for the lulz.
Sure Corbyn would be best for the country, but he wouldn't be the most entertaining.

>>128023569
thats a goodun

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Boris is being a madman on talkradio right now

>>128023209
Read it you faggot

>>128021684
Oh look it's this Tory bashing thread. Again
>you do it for free

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>>128023129
>being so much of Trot you think the Independent is a Tory rag

>>128023359
What you listening to?

Was the debate last night worth bothering with?

>>128023569
link?

>Put bet on torys to get >400 seats.

These polls are always wrong. I won brexit, I won Trump, gonna win again boys.

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>>128023066
I want Corbachev to unironically win one way or the other. He's this country's molatov.

gutless spineless cunt mummy begs for votes will suck Blacked cocks ..kek
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4558536/Jeremy-Corbyn-decides-BBC-election-debate.html

>>128023760
http://talkradio.co.uk/radioplayer/live/talkradio.html?popup=1

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>>128023715
http://talkradio.co.uk/radioplayer/live/talkradio.html

>>128021684
do lefties not understand that every country has bombs already built? Meaning any money the country was going to paid it already paid sometime in the past.
It doesn't cost any money to shoot off things you already paid for.

The only argument is then you need to replace what you used, but the UK does not have an inflated defense budget.

>>128023748
No

FUCK SYRIA GAY PUSSY ASS WHITE LIBERALS

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>>128022618
How did you photograph my bedroom?

>tfw there is a coalition of negros and Muhammeds congregating outside

When did this become a thing? I see it more and more frequently. You used to have nog gangs and Arab gangs. Now they are rolling together. Do they make friends as rapefugees or what is going on?

>>128023478
>Using brackets when (((Trump))) is one of them

lol

>>128023760
It's on talkRADIO. You can't rewind I'm afraid but I'm sure it'll turn up on the internet somewhere. It was videoed by Sun Politics who are showing it live on their Facebook page.

>>128023425
>Far superior economy
>Economy is Cayman Islands tier

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>>128023679

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>>128023549
>helen belcher

get the car battery, tim

>>128023748
not in the slightest - it was like a debating society in a student union. Talking over the top of each other with an audience that was behaving like it was a pantomime. It was just embarrassing to see what British politics has stooped too.

>there are actually runts ITT that support labour or tories

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>>128023644
AYe.

>>128021840
pretty much this

if you vote tory you are voting for Blairites.

If you vote Labour you are voting in an old labour figurehead that will be dictated to by blairites.

As hitchens explains our political system is a mess. Really compare labours record 97-2010 to the tories record until today;


Foreign intervention with Libya or Iraq, mass surveillance, sucking up to the Saudis, mass migration, higher taxes and non stop VAT rises, rising house prices, NHS slowly dying, "special relationship" with the US where we bark on command.

Jobs fucked lads

>B-but this election is SO important
>B-but Corbyns labour are SUCH a threat
>L-labour are SO different


No, all these things mentioned earlier will remain the same.

>>128023456
That's a new strawpoll website
http://www.strawpoll.me/13087247/

>>128023635
>Bending over for Apple
You mean offering one of the most competitive Corporation tax rates in the world and soaking up business? Meanwhile, your so-called "Conservatives" brag about a proposed 17% rate. Weak.

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Still mourning Milkman desu

>>128023965
The best trannies are the ones that don't even try.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4557170/Poll-predicts-Tories-lose-majority.html

May has blown it being a lying spineless coward

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>>128023784
Would you like some JAM?

>bollocks

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Fuck off reddit

>Thu 18 May: Seven-way ITV leaders' debate in Salford without Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEgi50lP8co
>Sun 21 May: Scottish leaders debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFJh-jTVbk
>Mon 22 May: Theresa May interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzlFxYhR28
>Fri 26 May: Jeremy Corbyn interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k
>Fri 26 May: Nicola Sturgeon interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scstc4QmJTg
>Mon 29 May: Victria Derbyshire - The Big Debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoI9fOGmw1g
>Mon 29 May: Paul Nuttall interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzs0GwnTMl8
>Mon 29 May: Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May interviewed by Channel 4's Jeremy Paxman in front of live studio audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiDvn3ZWgN4
>Wed 31 May: Seven-way BBC debate between key figures from each party, without May
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnAeSqjSnio
>Thu 1 June: Tim Farron interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnebtweXzY
>Fri 2 June: Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn BBC Question Time special
>Sun 4 June: Question Time with Nicola Sturgeon and Tim Farron
>Sun 4 June: Election Questions to Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood and UKIP leader Paul Nuttall on BBC
>Tue 6 June: BBC Newsbeat youth debate
>Fri 9 June: Additional Question Time

>>128023965
could see her winning desu

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>>128023938

>>128023847
We spend fuck all on defence really. If we spend nothing on defence and spent all that money on the NHS it would only increase NHS spending by about a third.

>>128023929
>Not fucking businesses without lube is a bad thing
Go away, Marx.

>>128023748
Audience clapped too much. Everyone interrupted each other. Rudd got a lot a shit thrown at her but would have probably gone worse for the Tories if May had gone. Farron went for bants over substance. Nutall mentioned Islam and people went ape.

Nothing of any real importance happened.

Boris is charismatic af should be leader

>>128024106
There are no 'best' trannies.

>>128023748
Depends. If you wanted to watch a six way gangrape on Rudd, sure. But otherwise, nobody really won and nobody really lost.

Milkman came out with the bants, though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UADY1jhDilY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SACmlP3Cz9E

>>128024025
Until Europe inevitably introduces a common corporate tax.

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>>128023938
Funny story I mate ainsley in a barber shop once. Top guy he walked in came up to me whilst I was in the chair and said I had a shit haircut

>>128024132
Cringe desu

>>128023965
Michael mcyntyre?

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>>128024138
Fuck off you, you 1pbtid tory shrill

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>>128021942
>>128021989
Hello /leftypol/

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>when you see it

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>>128024106
heres a good tranny

>>128023814
are thromberrys legs shopped there WHAT THE FUCK

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>>128024293
A marrow?

>>128024194
this. He's funny and knows how and when to make the right points in a debate. He doesn't get spoken over and he can deal with attacks against him very well.

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>>128023965
hahahahahaha whaat

>>128021840
what is it about Brighton Pavilion that makes it want to vote Green so much? Is that just where all the hippies decided to move?

>>128023814
god she is STACKED

wew this isnt a debate this is just thornburry and bojo shitflinging eatchother

Both my grandads voted Labour, both my dads voted Labour, so I don't see why I wouldn't vote Labour either.
Labour actually care about the working class man and would see a fairer country, not the London centric elite currently running parliament. Call me a shill all you want but you know that Conservatives have gutted the north in the past and continued to leave it behind.
It's time we get someone who cares.

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>>128024132
Oh shit. They're going to be lobbing jam jars at the riot police

>>128024357
>tower hamlets
Stopped reading right there.

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>10+ Police vehicles attending an incident in Nancy, France
>Flips and tourists getting btfo in a Casino & an Airport at the same time in Manila

What's even happening today lads

>>128023066
I hate both but open borders Corybn would be a fucking disaster.

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>>128024138
I fucking hate reddit more than I hate Tories.

>>128024150
Appreciated Anon.

>>128024106
when she comes canvassing i'll ask her for a shag

>>128024409
Its are San Francisco

>>128024138
>Posting fake false-flag propaganda

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>>128024194
He is like most tory boys here a mongo spastic who can barely put two words together

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>>128024357
Tower hamlets environmental trust

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>>128024359
>voting

>>128024409
It's fagtown

>>128024150
>Sun 4 June: Election Questions to Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood and UKIP leader Paul Nuttall on BBC
Could be very good for Nuttal desu
>>128024179
>Paying taxes for services makes me marx
Your country is cucked to the core, and even the Cayman Islands is treated with more respect. Remember the Lisbon Treaty?

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>>128024284
>BASED Ainsley.
Bring back can't cook won't cook at teach women to be more like BASED cokehead Nigella.

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>>128024443
Get a job

>>128022264

The niggest of nigs

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South Wales Labour-larping stronghold reporting in,
Who do I vote for to get these faggots out of office?
UKIP?

>Yeeeeeeeeeah
>booooooooh
this is a fucking pantomine

>>128023814

I had no idea Hartley-Brewer was so tall.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

>>128024569
>>128024646
kek
thanks

>>128024443
>my dads voted Labour

that's when i knew it was bait

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>>128024388
he is a bullying boorish big spastic mong tbqh

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>>128024447

>>128024150
>Tue 6 June: BBC Newsbeat youth debate
I'm waiting for the absolute car crash that'll be

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>>128024708
But Peteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer I just wanna sit around and some le weeeeeeed

>>128024765
her feet are pretty nice, too

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this is now a B E L C H E R thread

watched the last episode of Hunter X Hunter and when Killua and Gon say their goodbye and the music started playing it hit me like a brick. Never cried at a TV series before,especially a cartoon but so many moments between Killua and Gon.

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>>128024443
>both my dads voted Labour

>>128022264
man shut up

>>128024762
Depends who is most likely to win in your constituency. Look at votes on Wikipedia and make your choice. You'll probs have to vote Tory though.

>>128023814

S T U M P Y
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this womans voice is sexy

>>128024708
It's hard to take le morality man seriously when he has such a disgusting double chin.

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>>128024804

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>kate will never softly dirty talk in your ear

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A FUCKING CAR CRASH

>>128024443
>Labour flood country with immigrants competing for the working man's jobs forcing down wages.

But in your mind, that is caring for the working class. The only things Corbyn cares about are his friends Hamas, Hezbollah and the IRA and announcing to the world even though we have a nuclear deterrent he would not use it - nullifying the entire point of having it. Just to top it off then have a self-declared Marxist as the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer.

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>>128024900
Not politics

Trump has actually done it LAD fuck the globalists!

>>128022156
Why the fuck should I give a shit about what some African cocksucker thinks?

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>>128024900

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>Conservatives =1984
>Labour = Brave New World
>Lib Dems = Camp of the Saints.
What a truly wonderful time to be alive

>>128024994
>high on weed

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>>128024671
Why aren't the weaponised autists trying to get nigellas nudes?

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>>128024458
>Bloody Dawson, i am bloody showing him Hello, fucking goodbye bastard guy he can fuck off.

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>>128024443
>Both my grandads

Boris going berserk at Emily. Good shit.

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EU BTFO

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>Russian influence is bad but we should make trump do things

>>128024885
god i wish i could suck her cock

remind me why bojo isnt pm again?

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Boris and Emily are the spiciest match in politics.

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Explain this

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>>128024900

>>128025138

We're all too busy fapping to Carol Kirkwood still.

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>>128024872
Ahhh, fuck my giant thumbs on this phone. I'm off to the co-op to grab some drinks.

Want anything, lads?

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>>128024935
Tories can fuck off tbqh family. Don't get me wrong, Labour can fuck off a lot more. They're both parties of kikes and sellouts.

I wish are' nige was still in the game.

Just voted Tory lads.

Realised id probably vote for literal 1984 than have Corbyn as PM

>>128025138
>Saatchi's private collection.

Nigellahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVRML2TfPy8

Give me one good reason why Muslims shouldn't be killed off

>>128022920
Because it's a list of countries not a list of nigger-tier meme swamps; Ireland is as relevant to this discussion as Luxembourg is to German economic policy. Get a grip you spastic.

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>>128024671
Shut it!!!

>>128025100
Who do I vote for if I unironically want Mein Kampf?

>>128024749
KEK

imagine all the politicians in the uk got shot, what a shame that would be.

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>>128025280
We live in an unelected blairocracy, were your only choice in politics are Blairites.

>>128025273
>Emily Thornberry vs Boris Johnson 2022

think of the comfy tv debates

>>128025394
Labor camps are more profitable?

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>>128024443
This is your future cunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGrBnXHdPso

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>>128024106
>best trannies

Off yourself desu

>>128025280
They swapped deficit for debt

>>128025431

GCH(You)

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>Corbyn vows no deals, no pacts if there is a hung parliament
http://archive.is/qyj2f

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>>128021942
Explain why everyone leaves socialist countries. The boats only ever leave, no one is trying to get in.

>>128025280
All parties are functionally the same
Democracy is an illusion of choice
Voting is pointless

>>128025213
>political pressure is the same as what's being implicated of Russia

Not saying that Russia is doing anything that they've been accused of, but it's a pretty weak comparison to make.

>>128025324
Full Fat milk, and a zoot.
Also yourself-respect

>>128025280
And yet cry when they cut things we don't fucking need. Pick one at least.

>>128025353
wasted vote and enjoy your time in jail when mummy shuts this place and puts you pervert racist scum on trial for shitposting on a CP image board

>>128025333
I agree. But I'm voting them because:
1. UKIP aren't running in my constituency and if they were they wouldn't have a chance
2. I would much rather the Tories win than Labour. I really don't want all my cuntish lefty student peers to be smug

>>128024919
I think he's the backup dancer

>>128021684
>www.theguardian.com

>>128025568
>yourself-respect

Mate, I think that's been dead for all of us for a long long time.

>>128025138
Fuck me lads, we need to get her nudes.
or at least a pornstar that looks a bit like her.

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I love Trump again, look at the people that are angry about him pulling out. All perfidious globalist shills

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>>128025353
>not voting ukip
The state of britpol lads

inb4 irrelevant

>>128025613
I was previously undecided but i'm voting tory now because of this post.

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>>128025138
English Muffin?
Jewish Leftovers more like.

>>128025138
Because she's a fat bint who is a shit cook.

>>128025057
Isabel I have oakshotted all over your.
>BASED Janan Ganesh

>>128025394
You know we think they should be fucking gassed. Why are you asking us this?

>>128025753
what the fuck happened?!

>>128025716
Anyone have the video of the guy kicking his TV during Nigel's speech?

>>128025353
Well done lad.

>>128025353
May's gonna label us extremists and lock us up. What have you dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone?!

>>128025213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpKCqp9CALQ

>>128025840
Crackhead Jew

It'll happen to you too septic

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>>128025753
A truly over-rated bit of muff

>>128025394
We could deport them all to some shit island, build a dome around it and make some actual quality reality TV, fuck BGT and big brother

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>>128024011

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>>128025736
I'll vote UKIP, so long as I can make it out of the house and stop wanking over Nigella Lawson.

>>128025260
Because he's a fucking buffoonish twat.

>>128024765
Boris is only 5 foot 8

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>>128025580
this then you tory boy cunt ..explain this terrorist cunt who killed kiddies last week ?? You cannot !

>>128025840
She got old and did a lot of cocaine

>>128024590
This image always amuses me because it would be the opposite of Keir Starmer negotiating, which would be David Davis

>>128023425
>Being this fannyblasted
You're a banana republic kept up on OUR bennies pet, don't get too twisted about it xx

>>128025736
In a lib dem/conservative two-horse race with a tory who was always pro-brexit and a UKIP candidate who is not even fucking white, what would you do?

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>>128025151
>potatoes in charge of not being utterly retarded

>>128023569
White van men don't exist. It's all paki van men now. Conservatives want you and 50 guys called Ali undercutting each others bids to deliver 120 Marlboro lifts and 2L vodka to Sophie, Sophia, George, and Jonesy (legend!) at a Mayfair after party. Then you can go home, have a wank on the new internet and then go to prison for not having any Mummy's Cummies tokens.

Tory voters should unitonically kill them selves. You could also seek redemption by voting for LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE. Vote UKIP ffs just not this globalist kike crony capitalism bullshit.

>>128025353
cuck!

do we know who's appearing on QT tonight

>>128025736
I'll vote UKIP.

Not because of muh immigration but because I unironically believe their policies are the best thought out.

>Will remove tuition fees for STEM subjects only.

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>>128024804
>Blobby, blobby, blobby, blobby,,,Oh ya bugger!

>>128025401

>Countries with a low tax rate aren't relevant to this conversation.

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>>128025406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npf_0T5W3XI
>tfw no more coke orgies with Nigella and her bosoms with cake afterwards.

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>>128025138

A M P L E
M
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E

>>128026198
He's shilling to split the right vote.

Daily reminder anyone telling you to vote ukip is a corbyn supporter.

>>128026238
>>128022962

>>128026238
here vikangz bro
>>128022962

>>128026063
Are you ok little toryboy?

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>>128026238

Thornberry wanst to hate fuck Boris

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>>128024318

How to explain socialism to you kids.

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>>128025711
Aye.
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE of all of us.

>>128026213
Get help

>>128026213
>pakis
>working
its romanian van man

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>>128025840
Coke and Kike.

>>128026321
Why doesn't every business move to Somalia then?

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>>128025741
You shitposting trolls here will be Doxxed and Named and Shamed by the Tory Media ,when your Mummy shuts Chan down, an says it was a Huge arrest of paedos ..top tier Kek
You posh boys wont like Prison hehehehe

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>>128026438
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGEL FAAAAAAAARAGE???

>>128026374
>>128026376
>>128026438
thanks
at least there are no wogs this time

>>128023469
>Conservatives will have swept up
Are you trolling or do you seriously believe in this?

>>128026438
Hahahaha

>>128026301
>remove tuition fees for STEM subjects
Then you get a bunch of idiots who don't care if they pass and just want to party. It's dumb. We've literally just been through this with the bursary thing.

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>>128021702
thankyou based nordbro, we're forever indebted to you. I apologise for the state of Brit/pol/

>>128026000
You had to have been there in her mid 2000s glory hole years.

>>128026596
Infrastructure and security.

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>>128026616
are you pretending to be a shill?

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>Magic money tree

>Ask diane abbott.

>>128026366
Wew lad thats a very Asian looking photoshop

>>128026596
Because there is no infrastructure or functioning government.

>>128026333

>Hey goys, a literal prostitute = a rich, handsome, sophisticated man.

I really want a munchy box lads I'm fantasising about eating the fried jew