NEW TWEET INCOMING

>>127835651
>shitpost on twitter all day
>media and the libs focus on it trying to make him look retarded
>attacks a country but no one notices because they're too busy sperging out with shitty memes

we don't even need false flags anymore, all he needs to do is funpost on his twitter. what a madman.

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WITCH HUNT
The absolute madman.

Who is Carter Page? And whom is attempting to stifle him?

>>127835651
What IS covfefe?

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>>127836766
>current year
>not knowing the true meaning of "covfefe"
pleb

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>>127835651
>all this excitement over a typo
I don't get the appeal

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A 70 year old real estate agent just outsmarted the entire media complex by making a typo that became the #1 trending story in the world and left the entire planet loitering on his twitter waiting for an explanation that never came and instead was followed by vital information that the media would never dare report. Mother hecking wew, lad.

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>>127836933

WHO IS CARTER PAGE

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>>127836933
http://www.gematrix.org/?word=covfefe

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>>127836917
The Covfefe family have been controlling this world since the beginning of mankind

are you fucking new or something?

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>>127837167
>>127837220

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>>127836933
Covfefe means to talk about Trump whenever he wants you to.

>>127837220
i heard the bogs answer to them

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>>127836933
There's a shitton of "feminist", "human rights activist", "journalist" etc. nu-male verified accounts monitoring his page non-stop and posting salt, semi-valid complains and evidence-free claims about Russia under each and every tweet he posts, and all of them receive hundrends of comments, retweets and likes. I'm pretty sure exactly these people started the whole "#covfefe" hype, others simply got on the bandwagon like the normies they are. It's twitter we're talking about.

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>>127837704
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>127837718
This just has got to be a bot. I can't look at that flag the same anymore.

>>127837038
this is the correct answer
i called it before the second tweet even

its 4d bait, and they fall for it every time

pol defending this,i guess trump tower is paying in bitcoins again

keep shilling,drumpfkins

gotta make that money somehow

>>127836766
It's supposed to say "coverage".

It could just be a simple mistake, or it could be another one of his "tactical typos".

He knows that the media has an almighty autistic shit-flinging meltdown every time they think they've caught him in a trap (like the "two scoops" nonsense). He uses this to his advantage. He makes a minor "error", and the media give massive coverage to his quote (exactly what he wanted them to do in the first place).

Like when said Hillary "acid washed" her server. The media ended up reporting on how "stupid Drumpf, Hillary actually destroyed evidence using counter-forensic software called Bleach Bit!!! Drumpf BTFO!!!". He tricked them into finally doing some real reporting.

Today he's got them sperging out over a typo. They're going have a collective autistic circlejerk about him talking about a fucking TYPO in "negative media coverage". They'll repeat that phrase over and over and over, proving his point for him to normal Americans.
He's a genius. I love him so much.

>>127837038
>>127837849
glorious times we re living in

>>127835849
>attacks a country
?

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>>127836933

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REMINDER
REMINDER
REMINDER

>>127837876
How naive could you be? Trump is playing 4d chess while we are all masturbating to checkers.

Covfefe is a codeword and we need to hurry up on finding its secret before the time runs out. We can't let our man down.

>>127837824
Why?

>>127835651
>excoriated

He seriously expects us to believe that he knows what this means?

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>>127837849
5D bait.

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>>127837718
begone nigflag shitposter
this is a trump worship covfefe patriot party

>>127835849
Pretty much. All he'd have to do is make a spelling mistake on Twitter and the media will be busy for the next 24 hours, allowing him to do whatever he wants.

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>>127838112

>>127837038
Now he's shitting on Kathy Griffin too, kek

>>127836917
Jesus Christ the POTUS can't even fucking spell on twitter.
This is just sad.

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>>127838009
Covfefe, aka CovFEFE.
Aka the Covenant of Freethinking Enrico Fermi Freemasons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox

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>>127838009
we need to get trump the nuclear codes

>>127837876
this and the left is still too dumb to realize it.

>>127838045
He used it correctly, did he not? Please don't project you abo

>>127838201
>misunderstanding the true meaning of covfefe
NEW

>>127838276
is that real?

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>>127837704
You idiot! Die!

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>>127838276

>>127837704
i hope u fucking die

>>127838276
he knew everyone hated him, how the fuck can he blame someone else for putting his family through this

>>127837876
>He knows that the media has an almighty autistic shit-flinging meltdown every time they think they've caught him in a trap (like the "two scoops" nonsense). He uses this to his advantage. He makes a minor "error", and the media give massive coverage to his quote (exactly what he wanted them to do in the first place).
If they keep taking this bait for much longer, the entire media is going to implode.
There are only so many NYT editorials you can make about tweets before image conscious, HNWI read something else instead.

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Goddamned plebs
"he can't spell fukn retard"

>>127837876
The media didn't do this. It blew up on social media by itself.

Don't blame the madia that they're reporting that the president can't fucking spell.

Yes, it's negative coverage. Blame the President for not being able to spell.

>>127838371
its real holy shit

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>>127838276
>IT'S REAL

>>127838371
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869874798087819264

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>>127838276
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869874798087819264

>>127838145
>there are people in this very thread that doubt the 45D underwater quantum chess

>>127837038
>A 70 year old real estate agent
Except he's the president, aka a figure at the forefront of entire world, not just some real estate agent. No one would have cared outside of the people following him because he's famous if he did this previously.

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>>127835651
>Trump misspells a word
>See pic related
>This is the MSM morons follow and trust

I hope the nukes start flying soon.

>>127838439
>replies
wait a minute that name...

>>127838405
>Implying covfefe is a "mispell" rather than a "mistype"
Imagine being this retarded.

>>127838513
lol
"misspelled word"
how can you be so disconnected from pop culture

>>127838395
Through what, exactly?

>>127838145
Its funny how this problem in the media could be instantly solved if they dropped their bias and looked at it a bit more neutral. lol

>>127838439
The verified attention seeking faggots are working overtime.

>>127835849

>trying to make him look retarded

He is retarded. Maybe if you people pulled your heads out of his asshole and spit some of his cum out you'd start to realize that like the rest of the planet.

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>>127838399
Praise Kek

>>127838490
How many more examples could someone possibly need before considering the possibility that he is intelligent and has in fact played fucking everybody? Maybe another 1000?

>>127838635
>Hello fellow white people!

>>127838513
>NOTHING TO SEE HERE! PLEASE MOVE ON! IT'S OK THAT THE PRESIDENT CAN'T SPELL!!!
You're right anon. The millions of people that are shocked and meming about it are just "fake news"

>>127837876
I'd say it started as a typo and after he saw the reaction he decided to fuck with them a bit with his second tweet.

>>127837718
reminds me of that imgur post of 'twitter farms' in china, where it's just a fuckload of cellphones linked together to a system to mass upvote/like/share etc to various posts. I'm sure NA has tons of them.

>>127838276
Taming the resistance.

>>127838295
>>127838295

please respond

am I a time lord or did I miss something

>>127838583
going out of his way to direct hatred his way. he didn't have to run for president. it's not a god given right to be one without consequences to your personal life

>>127838635
Sorry, cant here you over the sound of your cum gargling of tyro-I mean your girlfriend's lover.

>>127838513
What did Trump mean by this?

Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the covfefe.

How does it make /pol/ feel that one day your children (if you even have them) will literally be reading the God Emperor's tweets in a fucking history book? I'll rue the day when I say /pol/ shitposts accompanying them.

>chaos is a thorough god

>>127838753
You mean his son's father.

>>127838577
Yeah anon, I'm sure most will interpret it that way...

>>127837876
Just how drunk do you have to be to type covfefe instead of coverage? And that's coming from a Russian.

coverage ---(hitting f instead of e)---> covfrage ---(dropping the a altogether)---> covfrge ---(hitting e instead of r)---> covfege ---(hitting f instead of g)---> covfefe

That's four typos in one word. Quite improbable.

>>127838201

it's coverage but he spelled wrong and hit enter

>>127835849
>Muh distraction

Literally everyone, including the msm, knows this. This isn't a clever plan anymore.

>>127838740
LARP?

Covfefe (n.)

When you're sitting in the office, halfway through typing a tweet when an international incident occurs and you have to go back to being President of the world's sole remaining superpower

>>127838672
>Maybe another 1000?
Make that 6 million, then people will not forget.

>>127838848
Yes anon, that's bad if youre president

>>127838794
I was in the middle of a yawn, now I have to start all over thanks fucker.

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This is BIG.

>>127838821
Did you just assume both of their genders???!?!?!?!?!?!

>>127838839
the fact that you had to elaborate on this troubles me

>>127838879

oh no one mistake out of 10000 tweets what a fuck up!

>>127838395
huh

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>>127838278
Update:
I was joking, then I accidentally discovered this:

>In 1924 Fermi was initiated to the Freemasonry in the Masonic Lodge "Adriano Lemmi" of the Grand Orient of Italy.[23]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propaganda_Due

>Propaganda Due (Italian pronunciation: [propaˈɡanda ˈduːe]; P2) was a Masonic lodge founded in 1945 that, by the time its Masonic charter was withdrawn in 1976, had transformed into a clandestine, pseudo-Masonic, ultraright[1][2][3] organization operating in contravention of Article 18 of the Constitution of Italy that banned secret associations. In its latter period, during which the lodge was headed by Licio Gelli, P2 was implicated in numerous Italian crimes and mysteries, including the collapse of the Vatican-affiliated Banco Ambrosiano, the murders of journalist Mino Pecorelli and banker Roberto Calvi, and corruption cases within the nationwide bribe scandal Tangentopoli. P2 came to light through the investigations into the collapse of Michele Sindona's financial empire.[4]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banco_Ambrosiano

>the death of Pope John Paul I in 1978 is rumored to be linked to the Ambrosiano scandal. Vatican Bank was also accused of funneling covert United States funds to Solidarity and the Contras through Banco Ambrosiano.

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>>127837985
>sizzle text
>>>/out/

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Shit, it's real: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458

I like having a president that has a sense of humor. Can you imagine Hillary doing that?

>>127838848
no it fucking wasn't

>>127838872

An international incident does not happen even if a thousand M.E.s are killed in a car bombing.

I think he fell asleep at the end of the tweet.

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>>127836933

The media is such a laughingstock they care more about some stale ass meme than current events.

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What did he mean by this

>>127838879
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

FTFY

>>127838991
Three embassies got hit. I think that counts as an incident

>>127838879
No one has EVER fucked up swipe typing before. Nope. NEVER. How DARE he not triple check a 3am post on a social media site! It had to be Russia!

>>127838981
yes I can, and I can imagine you sperging out about it too

>>127838981
Hillary wouldn't be tweeting at all, her staff would handle it.

>>127838879
>that's bad if youre president

WTF I HATE PRESIDENT TRUMP NOW

>>127838988

replace covfefe with coverage and tell me it doesn't make sense, please

>>127836766
https://youtu.be/oWuyrlXI7nA

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>>127839048

If one of them was American or Israeli then it would count.

>>127839055
>>127839081

Didn't WikiLeaks show that at least 10 people are involved in the planning for every tweet of her's?

>>127839095
It does, but he literally made a tweet asking people to figure out what the true meaning of the word was.

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>>127838977
"Two Scoop" Capone has been busy in prison

>>127838854
what? what is there to larp about? I had a dream, I know I did

>>127839198
Brits, Germans confirmed, US embassy nearby

Totally nothing worthy of attention, obviously

>>127839201
but the contents of the leaks are irrelevant because muh Russians did it

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>>127839254

and you morons fall for it! giving him more press and attention, liberals whine and he drinks up the tears! losers, absolute losers, the worst.

>>127839308
Unless Covfefe is code for go time.

>>127838981
i like trump now

>>127839305
mass consciousness then or something, but your word is not enough to make people believe you

>>127838936
You can always expect in-depth analysis from resident autists like myself.

>>127839254
Covfefe was the bait
This is to keep people hooked
Something big is coming these next few days
Shadilay

>>127838672
This this is soo fucking funny.
I dont know if he is smart but the thing i do know is that countless people attack and ridicule him in every way possible on a global scale with literal made up smear that is provably wrong only to be slapped in the face by trump like little bitches. This happened as soon as he started to run and is STILL happening.
Again i dont know if he is smart ... but how many times are you willing to try and fail again and again like all the other people that tried before... only to later claim he again he is just stupid and try again lol. You would think him beating republicans and democrats and the media and the elites and wrecking the dems so hard they probably split ..yeah you would think all this would get the message across but nope lol. Lets try again and again until the msm is even a bigger and dems are even more wrecked. I dont get it

>>127839335
the real story is that he doesn't want a second term, so literally none of this matters for anything

>>127838950
>>127839030
>>127839053
>>127839082
>being this fucking triggered that this is hurting Trump
So much for /pol/pretending to have fun with it

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>>127837704
veganfags are the worst

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>>127837038
>outsmarted the entire media complex by making a typo that became the #1 trending story

Say thank you cnn

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>>127835849
fpbp

>>127839529
/pol/ is pathetic.
They care so fucking much about what other people think
Insecurity 101

>>127837704
My Mom would do shit like that, give me a cookie and orange juice or feed me a tuna sandwich before taking me to the dentist. I'm pretty sure she was being passive aggressive.

>>127839369
More likely he got the knock at the door, Mr President there's a situation we need you now

>>127839013
He means "despite the negative press coverage" and the press processed to do just that.
I do wonder if it a troll but likely I think it was a failure to see his phones predictive text didn't work like he thought.
I make some scrambled post sometimes too.

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>>127839335
he is most likely attempting to invoke the word of kek, he will be rewarded for such a thing with liberals humiliating and discrediting themselves, once again

>>127837305
What is "coverage"?
>correct

Thanks Alex, I'll take not being this dumb for $200

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>>127838513
>the phonecall that saved America

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>>127838703

Everyone has made a spelling mistake, same with every President. The fact this is a big fucking deal is amazing. 1 Syrian 'refugee' was just caught plotting an attack in Goymany, 100 people just got Ramadanned in Afghanistan and we focus on shit like this.

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>>127839676
>c o v f e f e

>>127838405
Media pundits on twitter did this.

>>127839781
He wasn't obviously focused on finishing his tweet, he had to go President and shit

>>127839781

Almost as ridiculous as the two scoops coverage.

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>>127838513
Same shit here. It's just copy and paste.

>>127839486

>Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. The first part is called the pledge, the magician shows you something covfefe. The second act is called the turn, the magician takes the ordinary something and makes it into something extraordinary.

>>127838753
>>127838821
>>127838926
Holy fuck this thread reeks of reddit.

>>127839905
The problem isn't covfefe, it's tweeting at 12:06pm when you're a world leader

>>127838824
wow

>>127836917
Covfefe pill is the ultimate red pill, are you ready for it?

>>127838839

My phone autocorrects to all kinds of weird shit even when I'm not misspelling a word.

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>>127837876
There's also the fact that it proves he tweets himself (with his yuge hands), vs. the 50 person social media team testing candidate posts with focus groups that major politicians usually use.

>>127838396
They've been imploding for quite some time, pic related plus only old people watch cable news.

>>127838981
fucking kek it's real

>>127839993
You'd rather he was sleeping while shit like Kabul is happening?

>>127839993

Is there some unwritten rule where you can't tweet at 12:06pm?

>>127838740
You're an idiot.

>>127839993
Why ? He doesn't need to sleep 12 hours a day like Hillary

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>>127839988
Be careful strayan, wouldn't want to anger your flightless overlords.

>>127838839
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>>127840128
He would be with his advisors, not tweeting

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>liberal """"""""""humour""""""""""

>>127840359
>>127839630

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK COFEFE

>>127839529
Don't worry, they're Russians with proxies.

>>127840359

ABC News did a poll and it showed that only 2% of Trump voters regret voting for Trump.

It obviously isn't bothering them. What's it to you?

>>127840375
What a bunch of faggots.

>>127840037
Yeah, I've realized by now that I forgot about phoneposting. Maybe because it's cancer that needs to die.

>>127840375
t_d on leddit does the exact same thing, believing that it boots google pagerank.

>>127838201
He spelled covfefe just fine. I don't see what you're getting at here.

>>127840491
>he really believes that

LMAO. I'm an insomniac in Long Beach, California. I voted for Trump and I served in the US military.

No Russian; red-blooded American here.

>>127840375
I hope Trump blocks all of those verified faggots, not that what they are saying is bothering me. It's just it's so self serving its embarrassing. Trump would be doing them a favor.

>>127839529
>>127839608
You two seem to care

>>127836933
It's called desperation, I know the smell.

>>127837704
kill this boy!

>>127840547
It probably does put them at the top, but they went full faggot doing it. Both from al bombzeera too.

>>127838981
She would nuke china to distract the public.

>>127840614
I'd say the verified faggot that called him a cunt got a ticket to block town

And probably a listing from the SS

>>127840614
I just saw a guy that was verified with 700 followers lol what's even the point anymore?

>>127838850
>most of the worlds press running his typos as headline
>not working anymore

good stuff

>>127840614

I hope Trump hands his social media interns his account to block every verified negative reply/retweet .

>>127840764
You have to be in a gay liberal "I hate myself" club to be verified on Twitter.

>>127839055
Hillary never got close to her account, it was her PR team that handled it. So no, cuck Sven.

>>127840760

Like how Bill bombed some place to distract from the Monica Lewinsky dick-sucking scandal.

>>127837539
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. This was big fucking deal in Finnish media today also. Like it's the best joke in the world now. One fucking typo...

>>127837167
LOVE

>>127840845
I think blocking all the negative tweets would be a bad looo, but blocking those verified losers who make a career off abusing him should all be blocked.

>>127840763
Doubt you get put on a list from SS for calling him a cunt. You might get blocked, because he is the president and kids see etc.

>>127840916

TRUMPS

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Watched a german news TV channel called NTV today for about 20min.
They had 6 different Trump reportings chained after another that were trying to slander him.

Nearly like there is nothing else going on in the world.

>>127840929

No time to figure that shit out. Just block all negative verified account.

>>127840941
You'd be surprised

Extreme emotional outbursts are a bigtime red flag for security, even if it's just words

>>127841035

Why does the German media hate Trump?

>>127840693
It doesn't. Old PageRank disregarded pages with a lot of repetition. New algorithm probably does the same.
It shows that they are as technologically illiterate as they are politically.

>>127839993
Only a little baby sleeps at 6 minutes past midnight, are you a little baby?

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>>127837038
Jesus Christ what an absolute mad man

>>127841004
8

>>127837876
Heheheh

>>127841090
And they would definitely be fisa courting his metadata, probably as we speak

>>127841092
Gotta distract from the rapefugee crisis somehow.

How do you say covfefe?

>>127837167
>dat palindrome

>>127838680
>>127838753
nice covefefe, dipshits

>>127841092
they dont do reasearch and instead copy everything from (((them))) in america.
If (((they))) say he is an evil nazi then he must be.

>>127841261
cov fe fe

It's Italian.

>>127841261
Ko fay fay

Silent v

>>127841035
In France Inter, only humorists are talking about it. Other subjects are terrorism, heat and legislatives elections.

Also some affairs in the new government. Strangely, nothing /pol/ predicted.

>>127840929
Blocking all negative comments is bullshit and trump and his team aren't that stupid. Blocking people who always appear on top (bots and under cover twitter employees) isn't a bad idea. You can't just ban everyone. If asked about it you could simply say:

>yeah I blocked them
>twitter always pins same negative people to the top
>it wa rigged and I don't appreciate it

Would be difficult to disagree with him. Remember that faggot William Legate?

>>127837718

I battle people on twitter all day. You goys think shillposting and shitposting is bad here, just look at twitter.

Twitter is a horrible place.

>>127838981

holy fuck L.O.L.

>>127837854

>tfw Share Blue is like, "just say what they say to us, that'll learn 'em!"

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>>127837305
>I'm glad you're replying to Donald Trump's tweets

Wow really fighting the good fight eh comrade. Smashing fascism one tweet at a time!

>>127838059
CONFIRMED

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>>127841092
Distractions.
If people complain about Trump, chinks or russians, they don't complain about Merkel.

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>>127837305

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>>127841344
the v blends into the f, it's a subtle word

cov-fefe

>>127841387
His twitter isn't the US State Department, and the verified faggots cussing him out aren't diplomats

They're literally who tier nothings, block away

The bants from Trump this morning are Grade A.

All he needs to do to put Liberals into a constant tail spin is Tweet a typo.

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>>127841459
also careful guys this is highly nsfw: two blue checkmark SJW faggots jerking each other off PUBLICLY

>>127841336
Just like Shadilay

Roman Patricians still rule the world confirmed!

>at last I trully see

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>>127841567

>>127840548
>deflecting

>>127841399
Most of twitter is filled with 14 year old kids who think they know everything about politics but can't answer the most basic questions about the subject.

>>127839993
He follows a biphasic sleep schedule, it cuts down the total hours you need because you learn to quickly enter REM sleep

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>>127837167
it's over 9000

>>127840359
He's supposed to be with his advisors while shitting too? Trump deserves to be shitposting on twitter in a comfy loo, baguette retard

>>127841261
Cough Effy

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>>127841459
How do normals get through the day without killing each other before committing sudoku? Are these vapid morons even human?

>>127838850
Literally everyone, including the msm, profit from Trump´s distractions and twitter trolling. It is not a plan, just circus for plebs between Trump administration and Trump *enemy* media.

He just called Germany A City Of villains that's only worth a sock masturbation tool.

>>127836917
He typo'd "coverage"

"despite the negative press coverage"

>>127841529
Nah it's a bad idea to block all negative comments. Twitter did that with Obama didn't they? They never let negative shit go to the top.

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>>127841668

>>127841641
>implying

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There's so much fun in Covfefe

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>>127840650
Or, its people who call Trump a fucking idiot being given something they can point at as proof of that and having a good old chuckle. I'll never understand this whole "they said something mean about the politician I like, they must be either terribly angry or desperate" line of thinking that many on here seem to have. It's like Colbert. I actually watched some of his stuff on Trump the other day because of the whole "two scoops" meme expecting him to be mad about Donny, but he's just laughing at him and using him to boost his ratings.

But of course, mockery MUST mean he's super duper steamed, am I right? I don't think anybody is desperately leaping on Covefefe, rather they're laughing at Big Don's 'tism yet again.

>>127835651
Does he understand that all these tesimonies are now going to the special prosecutor?

>>127841841
Why?

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>>127836766

>>127836933
see
>>127842046

https://twitter.com/AceRimmerTwitte/status/869807143754514434

>>127842046
A Single Transcriptome of a Green Toad (Bufo viridis) Yields Candidate Genes for Sex Determination and -Differentiation and Non-Anonymous Population Genetic Markers.

>>127841725
What the fuck am I reading
Are they arguing about how to get to the top of trumps tweets? These people are straight up attention whores.

>>127841858
wew

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It's a me, Mario! I'ma here to teacha you how to say "covfefe". Here we go!

Covfefe - KOv-Fe-fe

Justa say "covfefe" like Mario. Yipee!

▲
▲ ▲

Newfags can't triforce.

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>>127841858
WE NEED A SIX INCHED GREEN EUROPEAN TOAD.

>>127841938
Nah, these people are butthurt as fuck. They pretend its all fun and games until ICE takes away their illegal familymembers etc. like that Texas democrat who threatened to kill his Republican colleague.

>>127837704
delete this

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>>127840929
Except that last time I checked there were at least 3 different ways to bypass twitter blocks. Also @jack is a colossal shitlib faggot who openly opposes free speech for opposing viewpoints, so I wouldn't put it past them at all to make changes solely to fuck with Trump.

>>127842013
When you censor people, they revolt. Why do you think trump beat Hillary? The media censored (the best they could) everything negative about trump. Censorship is only effective short term.

>>127841725
All that faggot patrick said was "stop it, donald" That's some real deep shit. I'm getting sick of these faggots.

>>127841567

Shouldn't they be stoned to death under Sharia law?

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>>127837704

>>127836917
>>127836917
Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Covfefe brothers?

please include me in the screencap

>>127842325
>The media censored (the best they could) everything negative about trump.
??????

>>127836619
He was a foreign policy advisor during the campaign. I want to say that the Russians tried to buy him, but he wasn't interested.

>>127842046

27232626

Shadilay

>>127842325
You fucking what? The media only pushed negative shit about Trump

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>>127837704
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME I'LL HOOK YOUR ASS

>>127842046
F A K E N E W S
A
K
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W
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>>127841653
Guess Twitter and /pol/ have something in common.

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>>127842036
Twitter is nigger-rigged shit tier social media propaganda. That's why Trump shitpost to it like it's a joke. Old normies just laugh at how he is toying with faggots who live on there.

>>127838399
It fits

>>127838837

It's almost like your brain is broken and you can't think.

You're fully propagandized. A broken human.

Fefe = pepe, Easter egg.

>>127838405
We can tell you secretly love him. How could you not? He's the best! God bless God Emperor - say it with us!

>>127838399
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>127838622
Who even are these "verified" faggots? What's the point in that if no one knows or cares who you are?

>>127838045
easy on the petrol, friend, you've had enough.

I pity anyone who can't enjoy Trump's antics

>>127838981
fucking kek
i love this guy

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>>127838513
>>127839926
God bless our shitty MSM, I think they just copypaste shit from the Americans and then translate it.

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>>127835651
Who else covfefe in here?

>>127838839

Probably accidentally autocorrected to "coffee" twice. Might be a new phone. Who the fuck knows?

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>>127838112
HOW MANY SCOOPS IS THAT?!

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>>127836917
>covfefe
You just KNOW he did this intentionally to generate a news cycle.

>>127836933
>>127837038
Do you even Art of the Deal bro?

>>127842484
>rothschilds bow to Covfefe
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control twitter with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Covfefeton will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Coffee Babies
>Covfefe brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Covfefe twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Covfefe bots inside you right now
>The Covfefe are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Covfefe
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Covfefe will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>127837555
Witnessed

>>127838703
C'mon, you're not "shocked" about a harmless typo. You're actually shocked how much you secretly admire the golden hair lion. He's your hero! We all know it to be true!

>>127839139
kek

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THE TRUTH IS TOLD

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>>127842879
fixed
>rothschilds bow to Covfefe
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control twitter with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Covfefeton will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Covfefe Babies
>Covfefe brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Covfefe twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Covfefe bots inside you right now
>The Covfefe are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Covfefe
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Covfefe will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

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>>127839100

Who knew Brevik was out?

>>127842164
They're just crapflooding, most people don't bother to scroll down far or at all so wasting all the top replies (or filling them with formulaic negativity) is a way to RESIST DRUMPF, or more accurately virtue signal / attention whore that they're doing so.

>>127837038
Then he pulled out of the Paris deal.

>>127836096
Holy shit he spelled it right. Witch not which. For once im proud of dolan glumpf

>>127839013
When you realize covfefe means "I have overcome and ascended to the realm of invincibility"

>>127842599

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/27231252/#27232626

What did we mean by this?

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Uh, guys?

>>127843409
>don't sacrifice babies to moloch
good to know

>>127843502
Tell that to Planned Parenthood.

GUYS

>>127842868
almost 1500

>>127840483

Vos segui comiendo pollas gallego de mierda

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Oh boy

>>127843502

Clearly a jab at Hillary Clinton.

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>>127837704
delete this nigger

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>>127843409
Jasmine?

>>127843409
>Covfeve
>Jewish Gematria: 775
>English Gematria: 372
>Simple Gematria: 62

775 372 62
77537262

https://trademarks.justia.com/775/37/archangel-77537262.html

>>127843003
I needed a quicker rundown

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>>127839139
Ah here.......

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>>127837704

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>>127843660
>elenin extinction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C/2010_X1_(Elenin)
>Comet C/2010 X1 (Elenin) is an Oort cloud comet discovered by Russian amateur astronomer Leonid Elenin on December 10, 2010
>The discoverer, Leonid Elenin, originally estimated that the comet nucleus was 3–4 km in diameter,[7] but more recent estimates place the pre-breakup size of the comet at 2 km.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Another blue tick scumbag blocked from Trump's twitter, it's a massacre today

>>127841459
fucking kek people unironically do that shit, what the fuck how can they be so fucking stupid

>>127841725
HEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUEEHUEH

>>127837971
Pr.Trump didn't attack anyone. Anon is posing a for-instance.

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>>127842879
>>127843003
>>127842484

>>127838276
The future leader of American is going to be a pussfefe

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>>127838839
This... This isn't your average autism...

>>127838981
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458
His twitter background has a big motherfucking golden axe on the table.