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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
https://publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>State Dept summary of Pres trip to ME 5/30/17
https://youtu.be/wYMcYCxWJ64
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
https://youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
https://youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
https://youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
https://youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
https://youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Air Show @G7 5/27/17
https://youtu.be/wFvCGpgXfkE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
https://youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
http://pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
http://pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>Trump shoves NATO out of the way
https://youtu.be/8AEwyWIqmAw
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
https://youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
https://youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
https://youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
https://youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
https://youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Covfefe means green toad.
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>>127828031
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JOHN PEDOSTA
LMAO
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Need my Morning Joe.
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Quite an interesting phenomenon we are witnessing right now. Trump has intentionally or unintentionally created the covfefe meme. Currently it is a blank meme in that everyone knows what it is but doesn't know what it means. Right now both sides are racing to try and claim covfefe.
The bad guys are trying to present it as an item of ridicule.
>HAHA BLASNARF XMRUF CANT SPELL LOL
This has negative memetic flow by its nature of being a command to laugh, a systemic problem leftist have in all their failed attempts at memetics.
The good guys are not concerned with it being a typo but rather see it as a funny new word. This is organic and allows for tremendous upward memetic potential.
In the end the free market of memes will ensure that covfefe will expose the globalist bad guys as lunatics chasing their own tail.
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meri covfefe minnasan
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>>127828031
We wuz covfefe n shiet
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LIVE: AFGHANISTAN BOMBING STREAM ON CHINA-COMMIE NEWS:

https://www.pscp.tv/XHNews/1rmxPPnvrwgxN
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>>127828084
No you don't
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Could Covgate be the end of drumpf?
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>>127828131
That's not his trip
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lads
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>>127828058
>It's real
What the fuck?
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>>127828188
Congress will impeach him soon for unleashing the existence of covfefe to the world
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Former trump supporter here fucking lmaoing watching him crash and burn. But seriously we cant let him have the covfefe.
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Asked a few normies about the covfefe kerfuffle and they pretty much said "why is that even trending?"
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>>127828227
Everything is real anon
That's the real WTF
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>>127828084
Don't you mean Morning Covfefe.
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>>127828213
On that note, anyone know what became of the real awoobaker?
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>>127828227
Magic is real
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>>127828279

Oy gevalt!
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>>127828121
Awoo~
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>>127828093
fantastic memetic analysis.
I concur.
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>>127828321

Whatever happened to Norway?
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>>127828084
wtf it's still night time.
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>>127828058
I'm going to bed. This is too much.
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>>127828372
Ponies took him.
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>>127828372
he became a brony
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>>127828372
He turned into a pony poster, and got banned yet again. Apparently he spends time on an mlpol website or something.
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>>127828384

One burger, seven fries.
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>Covfefe
So was this intentional or not? He would have corrected it or deleted it if it was not, is what I'm thinking.
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>>127828093

>ridicule

They will never meme organically if they choose to stay in that prison. I bet they still think memeing is being >lolrandumXD.
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>>127828227
collective consciousness is converging coincidentally for condemnation of conspirators of capital crimes
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COVFEFE BE WITH YOU ALL
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>>127828420
>>127828426
>>127828445

Why such a long ban?
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Um, guys?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ko_Phi_Phi_Don
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>>127828470
He's making liberal minds explode and catching lulz. They're so obsessed with everything Trump does they won't rest peacefully ever again.
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>>127828524
posting ponies is about 3 days, I think

he doesn't come here anymore
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>>127828524
That was probably just an excuse to leave /ptg/.
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>>127828058

Numerological values:

>Don't sacrifice babies to Moloch
>Do People Hate Us GOP
>Bring It On Illuminati
>Throne of Lucifer

>K Olbermann Not Freemason
>Mike Huckabee Stupid
>Clark Kent Superman
>Natural Male Enhancement
>Cheesecake Factory

http://www.gematrix.org/?word=covfefe
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>>127828470
I guess it was a typo and he just thought it would be funny to leave it
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Just cuck my wrists up
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>>127828609

>Natural Male Enhancement
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How can Trump work the whole media into a complete mess by just saying covfefe
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>>127828608
Russia, are you interfering in our presidential threads?
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>>127828671
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I hope the next tweet brings covfefe and Kabul together just to see the reactions
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>>127828671
>Media right now
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>>127828660
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>may 31st
>still no covfefe gf
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> Trump tweets "constant negative media covfefe"
> 24/7 coverage of "covfefe" starting tomorrow
> News will say he probably meant "coverage"
> Fake news media tricked saying they are "constant negative media coverage" for a few days, doing Trump's job for him
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>>127828749
He wouldn't let go.
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>>127828668
Based covfefe the strong
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>>127828828
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>>127828031
Drinking that shit will rott his brain
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>>127828749
>Trump tries to drag him in and gets cucked for a second time
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>>127828834
The weak should fear the strong
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>>127828031
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>>127828961
>acting like a narcissistic child
>strong
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I still, to this day, have never seen a thin person drink diet coke
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>Despite the constant negative press, convfefe.

what did he mean by this?
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>>127828634
So none has yet figured out what word attempt gives that type of typo?
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>>127829034
see this>>127828217
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>tfw you secretly really like the kathy griffin thing
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>>127828955
>/sg/ can't stand that we have fun while winning
What's life like being such a cuck?
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>>127829067
'conference'
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>>127828971
The afghanis were just introducing the krauts to their vibrant culture.
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>Drumpftards can't spell coffee right
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>>127828887
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>>127828227
You still think this is all just a meme?
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>>127829029
You're wrong, this is exactly how a true covfefe should act
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>127828749
>127829029
I'd gladly duel (((Macron))) for France's honor and future.
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>Drumpftards can't spell kike screams right
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I can't wait for the next free speech rally where redditors in pepe t-shirts chant COV FE FE over and over again

won't that be epic, pedes?
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>>127829273
Why would they be making fun of themselves?
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>>127828971
ENRICHED
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What's going on, /ptg/? Are we still memeing that trump flub (of Freudian slip)? I'm seeing normies having a good laugh about it. As for things locally, just a normal night here. Might have to invite Devon over this morning for another episode of the B&D podcast, but I don't know how things are going to turn out in the next 90 minutes.

Anyways, how y'all doing?
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>>127828807
Hahahaha
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>>127829273
Portland event is gonna get shut down by communist thugs and democrat police state
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>>127829322
that's what pedes do
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>>127829273
I've been to /sg/, and nobody seems to care about this

This is leftypol or shareblue trying to cause inboard fighting

Where are my nerd virgins at?
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>>127829340
Somebody here was insulting you
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>>127829137
Ok thanks, I haven't really followed this tweet this morning. It's still a bit of a random tweet. Just a blunt statement.
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>>127829340
hey lad. hope things are well for (you).
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>>127829273
I hope Richard Spencer shows up
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>>127829491
Why can't this LARPer and his retarded cohort just fuck off?
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>>127829491
Him endorsing kekistan is good news though.
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>>127829491
me too. He's the biggest 'pede of them all.

praise le kekistan and vote Tulsi Gabbard, the white man's candidate.
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>>127829561
I think you might want to go back to r_donald, he's the next big thing, and you can't stop him :)
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>>127829491
Kek, I can't wait for him to burn himself away in the wind.
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>>127828058
I just woke up
What does this mean?
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>>127829238
Underrated
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>>127829671
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>>127829671
Nothing, but the leftists caught the bait again
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>>127829574
I'm pretty sure the 'vote Tulsi Gabbard' was a jab at trump and a joke.

Though everyone sperging over the syria meme was pathetic
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>>127829665
what?

>>127829565
does kekistan even mean anything? I always just thought it was a retarded meaningless reddit meme. Can I get a brief debriefing on this?
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APOLOGIZE
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>>127829783

Interested as well.
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>>127829671
it means you have an idiot troll for a president and an idiot population that gets their kicks from it while ignoring any sort of values. in both "sides".
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>>127829740
What timeline are we even in anymore
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>>127829574
Wtf! I want my funs taken away now! #Trump
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>>127829783
I think Sargon started it.
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>posts just 'We ' and nothing else, deletes it seconds later
>posts a tweet congratulating gianforte on montana but it's cut off prematurely after 'We', deleted again
>posts something about the press but 'coverage' is replaced with 'covfefe' and the tweet again ends prematurely, is NOT deleted
Now tell me, /ptg/
What
did
he
mean
by
this?
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>>127829783
A better translation of my sentiment would be "I can't wait for him to fuck up". Also, Kekistan is just a combination of Sargon's niggery and controlled opposition trying to kill memes harmful to them.
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>>127829912
nothing wrong with some common sense gun control. Would the nazis let jews have assault rifles? I think not.

i mean it's just common sense.
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>>127829912

Funs?
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>>127829869
I don't know, moor. I get my kicks out of watching you lose your shit. It never gets old
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>>127829927
Obviously we started it, he just spread the meme to his faggot fanbase.
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>>127829574
>>127829912
Tulsi's past is a mystery and is being quickly cleaned up.
>Father, Senator Mike Gabbard part of violent Vedic cult, Science of Identity
>First marriage is to Eduardo Tamayo, his father is Jeff Tamayo, #2 of the cult, Science Identity Foundation.
>The marriage was supposedly arrange by the cult leader, Chris Butler
>Chris Butler often arranges marriages among members
>Butler also has members consume food prepared with his finger and toenails; they also have to drink water that was used to bath his feet
>Tulsi claims that Chris Butler is nothing more than a yoga instructor
>In Vogue article claims Tamayo is a "childhood sweetheart", despite him being a Philippine national and her raised in Hawaii
>Seems like they're covering up immigration fraud
>Gets divorced
>Marries another member of the Science of Identity
>Tulsi Gabbard is a member of the Council of Foreign Relations
>She pushes Zionism
>She pushes for war
>She will be the next puppet Presidential candidate
http://archive.is/SKofn
http://archive.is/fctGP
http://archive.is/eZHHF
http://archive.is/t11mg
http://archive.is/TFu8I
http://archive.is/8oroZ
http://archive.is/GM9CK
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>>127829934

We-we-covfefe?
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>>127829938
but what does it stand for?

When people wave a Kekistan flag or say Free Kekistan, what are they saying? Are they just empty memes? Is it the equivalent of saying "wew lad"?
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>>127829830
I'm sorry we ever allowed hajis immigrate into this country
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>>127829974
>
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>>127829985
No we fucking didn't. r/the_donald has for a long time been posting praise kek and shadilay and all that and of course alot of sargons fans browse that place
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>>127829409
I'm a controversial figure on /trumpgen/ for the past 16 months. Love me or hate me, there is no in between.

>>127829489
No major existential crisis to speak of.
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>>127829830
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>>127830028
It was a mistake.
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>>127830019
I think it was supposed to be a parody of identity politics or something? I don't know what goes through this interracial porn spammer's head
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>>127830107
A
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>>127829974
wtf
was sure i played all the phoenix wright games ages ago but i don't recognize this character
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>>127830122
>I'm a controversial figure on /trumpgen/ for the past 16 months
No, you're not. Nobody cares about you.

Also, it was a fucking leaf. Nothing to worry about
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>>127830107
A
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>>127829991
That gestalt. Some rabbit holes are worth jumping down
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this lady keeping her eyes on the prize
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No words in the english language contain -vf-

Sorry to Burst your bubble drumpfkins but Trump didn't create a new word since it violates common English nomenclature
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>>127830158
sequel to miles edgeworth investigations. only released in japan

recently had a patch that localized it. one of the best AA games, I would definitely give it a try. Wraps up the old saga(Before Apollo Justice) Pretty Well
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>>127830215
I used to watch her sitcom when I was younger.
It was okay.
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>>127830215
based rosie
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>>127829965
On /k/ they call guns funs.
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>>127830019
>>127830150
This, it was supposed to be an insult more than a location or organization. Instead, it was co-opted by Sargon/controlled op/TRS etc etc for personal gain. It's useless now, other than to trigger newfags I guess.
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Has anyone pasted the oh sweetie lady's shitposts onto pictures of the bombing aftermath, yet?

Cuz it really needs to be done.
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IT IS A COVFEFEMENT!
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>>127830355

>browsing /k/

youhavetogoback.gif
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>>127830366
But it was sarcuck who coined it, the flag was then appropiated
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>>127830429
Someone decode, i'm lacking my tools!
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>>127830107
God damnit, another fucking leaf get
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>>127830432
>American
>Doesn't like guns
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>he covfefe me
good night lads
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>>127829938

>Also, Kekistan is just a combination of Sargon's niggery and controlled opposition trying to kill memes harmful to them.

Literally this level of autistic rage at something stupid but harmless.
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>>127830477
Yup, and it's been a bit of a thorn ever since. Luckily, it only really pops up in shitposts and obvious shilling nowadays.
>>
What is covfefe?
>>
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>>127830631
>malta is a kekistani nigger

It all makes sense now
>>
>>127830512

/k/ is all cuckservatives and leftists.
>>
>>127829991
>Science Identity Foundation
Fuggin yoga cults I swear.
>>
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>>127830670
what happens when you let your country become a 3rd world muslim shithole
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>>127828384
Not for us adults with morning jobs.
>>
>>127829985
I only ever saw Shadilay here, never Kekistan.
>>
>>127830721
My toilet needs cleaning, Polandball.
>>
>>127828058

23rd dimension battle ships
>>
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>>127830775
I don't visit 3rd world countries. Sorry
>>
>>127830683

Don't you have Saudi cock to suck, faggot? Wahhabiism won't arm itself!
>>
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>>127829965
>anon doesn't enjoy his 2A that'll never again be endangered now that we control the Supreme Court
>>127830432
Sorry m8. I'm here forever. Also why don't you enjoy your freedom?
>>
>>127828031
>Covfefe
That's it. I'm now #BitterForTwitter
>>
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>>127830512
ikr on /pol/ too hmmm
>>
>>127830692
Last I checked, they were orgasming at the thought of legalizing CCW nationwide
>>
>German lawmakers label Afghanistan as a safe country in order to fast tracks deportations of invaders from there
>car bomb in Kabul goes boom
>shitlibs now use that as an argument to not deport the poor poor refuwees there
I hate everyone here
>>
>>127829869
I'll take that over a literal nigger any fucking day of the week you mongrel.
>>
>>127829740
That's.....fucking insane. I need to go pray or something.....there's some odd forces at work here.
>>
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>>127830920
That includes the refugees, right?

That's hate speech, hanz. Get ready for a swatting
>>
>>127830366
>>127830019
>>127829938


> Lol look at these media faggots losing their shit over covfefe

> KEKISTAN IS A JEWISH PLOT TO DESTROY OUR MEMES
>>
>>127828217

Obviously. Media is absolutely retarded. The only reason they are effective at all is that they are funded by infinite Jew shekels.
>>
Press S
>>
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>>127830977
Nobody is losing their shit over kekistan. Just like nobody cares what a nobody country like you thinks, my fellow shadikek
>>
>>127831041
oh no.

that sucks!
>>
>>127830977
>KEKISTAN IS A JEWISH PLOT TO DESTROY OUR MEMES

implying it isn't
>>
>>127831041
gg
>>
>>127830920
Is there ANY concern that Germans are probably among the dead or wounded?
>>
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>>127831041
>Only 5

Goddamn it
>>
I can't believe I came out to my mum as trans and am going to be who I am inside

I got so much support and love <3
I can finally leave /pol/ and let go of hate
>>
>>127829740

>>127232626
>>
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>>127831041
>>
>>127831126
u can let go of your dick, too
>>
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>>127831112
Nope
>>
>>127831112
There were apparently a few injuries at the German embassy but not deaths
>>
>>127831204
I'm so happy
>>
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>>127831041
>trump tweets about shit media
>gets called away
>liberals mock him
>Liberal shit globalist media gets REKT on both fronts
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>when leftists are so desperate for any sort of victory that they become ecstatic when their opponent makes a typo.
>>
>>127831126
>>127831271
Awwwww
I'm a tranny too

I remember my first time of switching from testosterone to estrogen, it's so calming and so blissful
>>
>>127828031
uglyanne conway
>>
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>>127831126
>>
>>127831112
It was an Greens MP who said that, they don't care about that kind of stuff
>>
>>127831280
BUT HE DIDN'T DELETE HIS TWEET THAT MEANS IT'S NOT A TYPO DRUMPF IS CLEARLY RETARDED JAJAJAJAJAJAJA TAKE THAT DRUMPFKINS

>this is what they actually believe
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>>127831041
What a shame.
>>
Wht didn't he deleted it?
>>
>>127831278
Did the blast happen when Trump was tweeting? Would be funny if that's why he was called away. It makes the left look like parasites and the press like absolute assholes.
>>
>>127831347

Kek.
>>
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>>127831041
>>
>>127829129
thi spic could become a "thing" I mean look at it, the lady in red wants him so bad.
>>
>>127831417
He's likely preoccupied over the """gas leak""".
>>
>>127831427
That's the theory of why it's still up


Either he went to bed, or he was called to the war room as Allied nations have been REKT
>>
>>127828668
Kek. Needed that this morning.
>>
>>127831041

wtf, I love ISIS now?
>>
>>127831427
The tweet and breaking news crawling up at the news agencies was about simultaneous
>>
>>127831041
oh no that sucks
>>
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>>127831427
Did the cia force him to misspell coverage? Then force him to tweet it? Then force him not to use his own phone? It's a shame you weren't aborted.
>>
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>>127831347
Being trans is beautiful

Join us <3
>>
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It's gone.
>>
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>>127831609
>>
>>127831427
Yep, It'd almost be like Jimmy Kimmel and a bunch of other faggots making fun of an Embassy being bombed. That would look pretty bad. Also any news organization that reports on the typo instead of a bombing would not look like a very reputable news organization.
>>
>>127828084
Tfw haven't seen Joe for 5 days now, how was he yesterday?
Has Donald disavowed the heil hitler?
>>
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>>127831669
NO
>>
>>127831676
That's what happens to the old ppl who repress

Young trannies like me don't have this issue :)
>>
>>127831041
It's a good thing this event is less important than THIS HILARIOUS TYPO OMG HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER THE NUCLEAR CODES
>>
>>127831597
>typing with your phone
>spelling words
>never allowing auto correct to fix your typos
what are you, a faggot?
>>
>>127831669
Told you morons it was a typo
>>
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>>127831761
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>>127831391
>>127831417
No matter the real reason, not deleting the tweet has two advantages.
Free publicity and democrats show off their desperation and pettiness out of their own accord.
>>
>>127831831

It's noon, what the fuck are you doing drunkenly responding to what you know is b8.
>>
>>127831041
Oh no, that sucks!
>>
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Moron can't even tweet right. How's he supposed to run a country?
>>
>>127831669
The CIA niggers got panicked at the secrets of covfefe being revealed I see
>>
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>>127831862
>Implying it's not just an excuse to dump my tranny folder
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time to watch morning joesph like a good goy
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PLEASE MORE COVFEFE

I NEED MORE COVFEFE
>>
>>127832011
I'd rather watch a dog slowly take a shit on my face.
>>
>>127831818
>enable autocorrect
>try to type mudslimes
>get corrected back to "mud slides" twenty times before success
>>
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>>127831912
This moron can't even walk right. How's She supposed to win an election?
>>
>>127831761
Kys , you degenerate subhuman.
>>
>>127832107
>not having adaptive auto correct
My shit learns what I want to say. It's at the point where if I want to type "mud slide" I end up with "mudslimes".
>>
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I just had cofe :)
>>
>>127832168
May supporters are disgusting Trannies

Corbyn Supporters are proud members of National Socialism
>>
>>127831831
She's cuter

She's probably early into hrt and just really excited to try girlmode :)
>>
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>>127831473
She wore red because she wanted him to notice her. She was planning this well before the event. I'd bet money she told her wardrobe manager to give her a red dress.
>>
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>>127832119
Coughing fits,pants full of shit
>>
>>127832119
This
Looks like we have to get used to Madame President after Nov 8th
It's over
>>
>>127832219
Kek
>>
>>127832107
>he doesn't redpill his phone
>>
>>127832260
CAN'T STAND UP, SHE HAS TO SIT
>>
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>mfw KAC will never serve at my pleasure
>mfw KAC's goals will never be my goals
>>
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>>127831041
Oh no!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWnpEg3a5I0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWnpEg3a5I0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWnpEg3a5I0

IT'S JOE TIME GET IN HERE JOEHEADS!!!!!!
>>
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>>127832249
are you a trans virgin?
>>
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>>127832323
>>
>>127832011
I miss watching it with you guys for the first 30 mins
>>
>>127832249
I'm a skinny manlet and I'm more proud of being a man then your stupid may supporting asshole is. I can't wait to see Britain crash and burn.
>>
>>127832249
Do you have two x chromosomes? If the answer is no then you're not a woman . Please kill yourself or get therapy you fucking faggot.
>>
trump is awake

the covfefe tweet has been deleted

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/869766994899468288
>>
>>127832222
Oh I got nice numbers :3
>>
>>127832401
press F to convfefe
>>
>>127832374
Oh no I have a bf :3
>>
>>127832364

Thanks Anon-kun.
>>
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>>127832401
>>
>>127832482
F
>>
>>127832482
CovFF
>>
>>127832386
All worth it for tolerance

Die as a nice society than live as a mean one
>>
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reeee
>>
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>>127832515
Are you going to be a trans mommy?
>>
Joe and Mika are stupid niggers, but I would love if Spicer really does explain the convfefe tweet by just repeating "the tweet speaks for itself" over and over when asked about it
>>
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E B I N
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>>127832616
>>
>>127832646
Do we have spicer today?
>>
>>127832646
>>127832662

Who tweets in bed!?
>>
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>>127832606
>coalburner

reee'd too soon
>>
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>>127832606
BURN
>>
>>127832482
coFe
>>
>>127832606
>>127832723
Burn the coal, pay the toll.
>>
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>>127832646
>tfw Commander Spicer pulls a Hoodie
>>
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>>127832753
>the MSM is literally discussing Trump's typo on Twitter
The absolute state of the media.
>>
>>127832753
>>127832662
>the press is unironically covering a tweet typo
it really is negative press convfefe isn't it?
>>
EXTREME VETTING...except for my tweets.
>>
>>127832616
Sister has frozen her eggs for when me and bf get married :3
>>
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>>127832857
k
>>
>>127832753
>A typo is news
Burn it all down. Burn them alive.
>>
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>>127832827
Fug. I need one of my own.
>>
ERRATIC UNSTABLE UNDISCIPLINED
>>
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>>127832401
I used to support trump until he flipfloped on covfefe, I am now a #radicalcruzlamicterrorist
>>
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>>127832924
>>
>>127832753

He has them by the balls
>>
>>127832909
That's cute
>>
covfefe
>>
>>127832364
They are covering it in depth. For fucks sake. Not one thing about Kabul. They are this concerned about a tweet. It's like a room full of teenage girls.
>>
covfefe rhymes with harambe

coincidence?
>>
>>127833056
All part of the plan
>>
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>>127832999
I know, right?
>>
>>127830925
nobody cares, loser
>>
>"Journalists" literally arguing over a typo tweet and it's implications

I love this timeline
>>
>apologies for the typo afghanistan was bombed what did I miss? - Trump
>>
>>127833086

It's part of the mental illness meme?
>>
Will anyone be on ptg all day. I need some comraderie. In the fascist sense of course. Also I will be getting drunk
>>
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>>127833053
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>
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>>127832716
>he doesn't make hot chocolate with marshmallow, wrap himself up in a blankie, and shitpost from bed
you have never truly lived my friend
>>
>>127833068

You figured it out m8
>>
>>127833147
They are reporting on a fucking twitter typo while there is real news happening.

Trump dictates where these desperate faggots go.
>>
>>127832401
noooooo it was too funny damnit
>>
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holy shit
>>
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>>127833147
>>
COVFEFE CONFIRMED REMOVED
>COVFEFE CONFIRMED REMOVED
COVFEFE CONFIRMED REMOVED
>COVFEFE CONFIRMED REMOVED
COVFEFE CONFIRMED REMOVED
>COVFEFE CONFIRMED REMOVED
>>
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MADMAN
>>
>>127833206
MADMAN
>>
>>127833206
BEST FUCKING TIMELINE
>>
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>>127833206
>>127833206
>>127833206
>>127833206
>>127833206
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>
>>127833206
My thoughts exactly. You read my mind anon
>>
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>>127833206
agree and amplify
>>
>>127833206
>>127833246
no fucking way
>>
>>127833246
THE ABSOLUTE. FUCKING. MAD MAN.
>>
>>127833206

So if we figure out all the clues, do we find out the location of the Trump Gold?
>>
>>127833206
>>127833246
>it's real
I CAN;T STOP LAUGHING SOMEONE HELP
>>
>>127833206
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHITPOSTER IN CHIEF EVERYONE
>>
new therad i guess

>>127833344

>>127833344

>>127833344


>>127833344


>>127833344
You don't have to if you don't want to...
>>
But seriously he was going to shitpost at the media but A massive bomb in afghan went off.
>>
>>127833206
>>127833246
I love this man
>>
HOLY FUCK
THE ABSOLUTE M A D M A N
>>
>>127833246
confirmed for getting covfefe tattooed on me
>>
>>127833206
LITERALLY

THE MEME PRESIDENT
>>
>>127833332
You were close.
>>
>>127832606
The toll has been paid
>>
Hahahahahaha. Liberal meltdown is about to reach REEEEEE levels
>>
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>>127833206
>>127833246
I'm speechless.
>>
>>127832616
I had to read this multiple times to understand it. It's parody but I suspect it doesn't know it's parody.
>>
>>127833246
>>127833206
We're hitting levels of shitposting that shouldn't be possible
>>
Whoever has got Covfefe patented right now I'm jealous of that soon to be rich motherfucker
>>
>>127833206
FUCKING MADMAN
>>
>>127833326
Not just the gold, but also a signed copy of Art of the Deal and a pair of Ivanka's panties from her late teens.
>>
>>127833206
Delete this
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>>127831041
oh noooooo thats suuuucks oh nooooo why why whyyyy noooo oh my gooooooood awwwwwww so saaaaaaaad I cri
>>
CONTEFE
>>
>>127831609
You people are retarded.
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