/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Great in Bed Edition

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um..guys?

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COVFEFE

What would you do with your president in bed?

>>127823506
MAGA

>>127823506
covfefe

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HOLY SHIT

SOMEONE THAT MARLON BUNDO FOLLOWS JUST RETWEETED ME

DO YOU THINK BUNDO WILL FOLLOW ME NOW?
COULD IT HAPPEN?
IT'S ALL I REALLY WANT OUT OF LIFE

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COVFEFEEEE!~

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>>127823506
i'd let him sleep. he's a busy man.

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>>127823506
>"what would you do"
>not "what would he do with you"

This Kabul explosion is immense isn't it? Right after Trump got home too
Is McCain still saying China and Russia are bigger threats than ISIS

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>>127823506
I would make him read me The Snake and then tell me about women he moved on like a bitch. I want him to talk about grabbing pussies...like Macron, etc.

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fefee

>>127823506
hot covfefe mod

>>127823635

I think this explosion was by the Taliban rather than ISIS. The former is stronger in Afghanistan and Pakistan than ISIS.

>>127823341
I knew it sounded familiar.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw
>yfw this is covfefe in a nutshell

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eNsqFwwKdY

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FEFE

Look fellas…

It wasn't 46 d chess.

It wasn't a typo.

What was it?

Donald acting like an immature /b/tard.

He obviously did it on purpose because the iphone autocorrects all twitter spellings.

And yes , he uses iphone… https://www.theverge.com/2017/3/29/15103504/donald-trump-iphone-using-switched-android
This behaviour is retarded, and not the least bit fucking funny.

Go aback to the_donald if you like being an edgy moron.

>>127823707
I see
Still comes back to radical Islamic terrorism right? I guess people won't wake up with the travel ban until people die on our soil - again

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who covfefe here?

>>127823341
Joenazi. jpg

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Who /comfefe/ here?

>>127823790
Why are you pushing the issue so hard? Stop being a pathetic attention whoring fag

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>>127823827
Me!

What's the latest on the embassy bombing?

>>127823790
hey fucktard
The news of the kabul bombing hit at the exact same moment as he was composing that tweet
Get it?

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>>127823827
>>127823839
/comfefe/ indeed

>Coverage
>fefe
>Coverage having fefes
>Media having their fefes hurt
It all makes sense now...

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>spend your free time literally making fanfiction where you assassinate the president
it hasnt even been a year. srsly how will liberals ever recover?

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>>127823839
Me!

>>127823790
>that spacing
You go back first Shariablue

>>127823897
This. His whole post is cancerous.

>>127823806

Hopefully the SCOTUS will side with us, but you never know with Justice Kennedy.

It would be helpful if we got another circuit court to side with the administration. That would make the case far more likely to be heard. Normally the SCOTUS doesn't hear cases where there is no disagreement between circuit courts.

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>shills so desperate they use covfefe
Both sad and hilarious

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>>127823341
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/31/what-does-covfefe-mean-and-why-was-donald-trump-tweeting-so-late-at-night-6673880/

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>>127823790
>US flag
>behaviour
Hmm not sure if shitposting or proxy

>>127823882
Why are they so angry? I don't think even we'd be this bad if CROOKED Hillary won

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COVFEFE

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what is this covfefe senpai

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More than one block away from ground zero in Kabul
Wonder why Tump isn't twatter anymore tonight?


#covfefe

>>127823726
I am forever happy this exists.

>>127823859
Wrong.

The tweet came out many minutes before the first murmuring of anything Kabul related.

How much does Trump pay you to post here?

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>>127823699
underrated

>>127823963
I love when he makes typos. They always lose their shit. They're so unstable. Leftists need to chill the fuck out. Such horribly unhappy people.

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>>127823726
I have several Garfield books from I was a kid.
My brother has number 1

>>127823986
They are living in fantasy land
Why do you think they bring up Harry Potter and Star Wars all the time? Because they are projecting that into politics
Trump is literally Voldemort, etc

What is a covfefe?

Can someone post the akko with nazi headband.
I'm miles away from my pc

>>127824033
>The tweet came out many minutes before the first murmuring of anything Kabul related.
You are one dumb fuck idiot to imply that POTUS receives news of the world at a slower pace than CNN reports it
You really really are

Consider not consuming oxygen from now on
It's best for you

If I ever get a oet i will name it covfefe

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>>127823305
Trump is an illiterate brain-dead moron, that's all there is covfefe.

>>127824159
A

>>127824188
FUCKING

>>127823897
>>127823944

So…

You do know that real pol can tell you are from the_donald, right?

Literally nobody here likes you.

Should I tell you I am black? That way you can tell me how based I am?

Go home.

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Look at this shit.

How can you honestly believe these fucks anymore? Literally anything Trump likes is instantly bad. The hypocrisy is insane.

http://archive.is/uH6yn

>>127824159
another idiot
nice
#Kabul

>>127824216
LEAF

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Mfw I find out Asma Al Assad speaks better English than FLOTUS

>>127823305
Isn't it time for the Covfefe Edition?

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I love this man so much. How does anyone know how to trigger the left so easily and subtly? They're losing their shit, it's fantastic.

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covfefe passed 500k tweets

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>Make typo in a tweet
>Democrats turn it into national news

????????????

And they wonder why they're losing elections.

>>127824231

lol I had to look that up to confirm, insane

@127824227
No (You)s for you Shariablue
You'll have to post more to earn that hotpocket

>28Wr56dl
>so filled with covfefe that he lies

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Covfefe posting is a shit meme, stop it

>>127824231
Wtf.
They're clearly contrarians. I've always said they'll pick the opposite position just because they hate him.

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>>127824159

>>127824336
It's saddening you exist.

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RELIGION OF PEACE

#Kabul

#covfefe

Fuck off shills
This is why Trump never corrected the tweet

Fuck yourselves with your own delusion if you disagree

>>127824382
>@

>>127824231
If Trump has a BLT sandwich tomorrow they will try to ban bacon

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>>127823726

>>127824394
This, trumpcucks are in full damage control

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>>127824227
>real pol

>>127824227
Just fuck off nigger, take your (you)

>>127824347
No way, look at all those urban dictionary posts, democrats have their new angle! Just replace every noun, adjective or verb with covfefe when arguing and you win!

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>tfw too covfefe to support Trump

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Don't recall if this was posted.

>Kathy Griffin is losing sponsorship gigs

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What do you think he's been up to this whole time?

>>127824231
Good. Paid family leave is an Ivanka's pet policy. Bad for business and unfair to singles, especially males.

>>127824445
Whats Kabul I really have no idea what's happening lately

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>>127824429

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Kek is with us

>>127824394
It's a slow night. People are just screwing around.

>>127824347
Wait until they realize that the reason for the typo was the Kabul bombing, which interupted Trump as he was trying to tweey out something. It killed 80 people and rising, 300 injured. It was dangerously close to the US embassy. I found the typo funny as well and still do but I didnt make jokes about it all over twitter like some these famous leftists did though, now it will stick with them pretty badly.

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WHY DID TRUMP NOT CORRECT HIS SPELLING ERROR???

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>127824546
Who is she anyway. I know she made a video with Trump's severed head but I have never heard of her before this

>>127824526
Oh shit they really got drumpf this time typos are ground for impeachment dongald "two scoops" blumf btfo!!!!!!

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>>127823305
>Covfefe

This shit is legit funny.

>>127824546
>squatty potty

>>127824546
I will be purchasing my squatty potty now.

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>>127824347
>Make a clear mistake AND tweet it out AND not delete it for 3+ hours and counting at 12:06 AM.
Don't be such a triggered piece of shit

>>127824560
You're lucky to be on your island Akiro

>>127824394
did that german rip of episode 5 ever happen?

>>127824445
Yeah because the fat fuck who robbed American citizens with a fake university scam, and robbed his investors via bankruptcy really gives a flying fuck about afghanistan…
/s

Go back to the_donald.

>>127824560
This terrorist attack occurred in Kabul Afghanistan
Specially within it's green zone
This is where all the western nation's embassies are

>>127824563
Poetry.

>>127823726
And it's great.

>>127824680
I was about to meme you but no, it never happenef

>>127824687
*yawn*

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I wonder how many lefties had aneurysms and died tonight over covfefe.

>>127824663
>Massive terrorist attack in Kabul that killed 100 people
>US Embassy closed and on high alert
>WTF TRUMP DELETE YOUR TYPOS WTFFF

blumf btfo

>>127824445
I hope this is satire.

>>127824445
More like Kabum.

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>>127824556
>yfw this was Trumps plan all along.
>yfw libs are celebrating in the streets when Trump "acquiesces" and drops it from the healthcare bill

>>127824748
Don't give him the nickels lad

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Can you feel the coming covfefe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5i4ZGVQGa8

>>127824687
Leftism is what stupid people think "smart" is.

>>127824766
>leftists raging over a typo and not having any self awareness as the hours pass by
This is great, it only makes them look worse.

>>127824754
I laughed so hard my asthma started giving me bad feelings

>>127824664
Go to japan
Anime still not real
Fuck trump and Fuck white people

>>127823341
Hope this gets covfefe

>>127824786
Nope , they actually believe this shit. You have to remember that half of the posters in /ptg/ are underage faggots from the_donald

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>HAD TRUMP FIXED HIS TWEET IN TIME ISIS WOULD NEVER HAVE BOMBED KABUL
>Says the ignorant dumb fuck shill
I hope you fucks all die soon
I really do

>>127824766
They are covering it. Also what happened to
>DEAD SANDNIGGERS LOL

>>127824786
You're satire fuckhead
welcome to the real world

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Some normie made this mockingly, but he really does have the best words.

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>>127824741
sad

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>>127824981
Is this what you call the real world?

>>127824975
no theyre covfefe it

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>>127824981
t. 16 year old the_donald cuck

>>127824995
He certainly does considering there is real asspain going on in this very thread from the usual suspects.

GOOD PERSPECTIVE ON THE EXTENT OF THE BLAST

https://twitter.com/Ghanikakar/status/869821759436017664

https://twitter.com/Ghanikakar/status/869821759436017664

https://twitter.com/Ghanikakar/status/869821759436017664

>>127824975
What makes you think I care about dead sand niggers? I am saying is the President of the United States currently has something more important than a tweet typo to deal with.

>>127825027
I want to come between them

BIG HAPPENING:

>MASSIVE TRUCK BOMB AT BRITISH EMBASSY IN KABUL

BEING SLID

>>127824399

RELIGION OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN

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>>127825095

>>127825054
>Is this what you call the real world?
The world in which ISIS detonated a bomb within Kabul's Green Zone tonight

What do you call the real world friendo?
The one where the Russians are behind everything?

>>127824995
hahaha I fuckin' love this guy

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>>127824950

Is it stupid if I said that the covfefe tweet restored my faith in Trump? I mean he just shat out complete nonsense in the middle of the night and left it there. What an absolute fucking legend.

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One of his highest liked tweets

>>127825076
*yawn*

>>127825140
Is it bad that I hope for these things

All this covfefe faggotry has the whiff of reddit about it. It must be that new team of shitposters the CIA just put together.

>>127824981
Holy fuck…

Did you get here from the_donald today?

Look kiddo…

/pol/ isn't for you. It isn't your hugbox.

Go back, please.

>>127823341
This is going into the national archive.

Thanks Drumpf, God bless covfefe.

>>127825228
*yawn*

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>>127824394
it's a race against the globalist to claim covfefe in this war of memetics
get with covfefe or get out

>>127825209
Agreed

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>>127825189
Next tweet will btfo any cunts. They're all waiting for it.

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>>127823628

It should only be 1 page for entry level

Add in section for skills / experiences that you have or will obtain in the future that match up with what are the norms or prereq to move up through the specific company / industry / job function you are applying for.

Give a shot - be yourself, be originally, build it to be more of a story about you that matches up with them, while also ensuring that it is selling you.

You need to sell yourself in one or both of these two ways :

1) How are you going to make them money >every job, list out the dollar impact of how your work in some aspect of the business

or

2) How are you going to save them money
>same thing as above but list out cost savings / efficiencies

Just got back from a trip, wtf is this cowfee shittin up the thread?

>>127825254
Why do you have to yawn so much ? Is it because you have type 2 diabetes?

REPORTEDLY 300M FROM THE BLAST SITE:

https://twitter.com/Ghanikakar/status/869814173735276546

https://twitter.com/Ghanikakar/status/869814173735276546

https://twitter.com/Ghanikakar/status/869814173735276546

>>127825365
*yawn*

>>127825366
THREAD:

>MASSIVE TRUCK BOMB AT BRITISH EMBASSY IN KABUL

BEING SLID

>>127824399

RELIGION OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN

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>>127824231
You are just mad that you can't make a global meme with one tweet.

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>>127825366
fuck that shit

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>>127825103
>I am saying is the President of the United States currently has something more important
He made the tweet at 12:06 AM est it is now 4:03 est.
You don't work in the white house. He's most likely asleep. Why the fuck would the CIA or whatever pull the potus from his bed at these hours unless there is a nuclear attack you fucking moron holy fucking shit. How long does it take to delete a tweet? You only need one hand you utter unbelievable tard.

>>127825365
*smacks lips*

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>>127823305

What does it mean, guys?

>>127825345
Trump can't write because he's an illiterate retard (nothing new) and now /pol/ is on full damage control.

>>127825255
Seriously, the more coverage Trump's retarded four'o'clock tweet gets, the better.

ANY PRESS IS GOOD PRESS COVFEFE

>>127825345
From what I've gathered, Trump posted a tweet with "confefe" in it, seemed like he sent it too soon. There was a huge car bomb that went off right around the same time in Afghanistan near the US embassy, so current theory is he was rushed off to the situation room and didn't finish the tweet/sent it accidentally (on purpose).

>>127823699
kek

>>127825459

Interesting take Latvia

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>>127825246

Cuck Jacobs is also going to be immortalized in some national archive as well

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/05/30/broken-glasses-guardian-reporter-ben-jacobs-headed-newseum/102325164/

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>>127825451

>>127824574

Oh that's fuckin hilarious

>>127825496

That makes more sense, people will chimp out over nothing it seems

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>>127823707

>by the Taliban rather than ISIS

Is there really any difference at this point?

>>127825549
Honey sweetie is flipping her shit, especially since Trump blocked her on Twitter.

>>127823490
Let's turn this into a positive meme

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these shills

>>127825459
By /pol/ do you mean the kids from the_donald?

They seem to be the only ones dumb enough to defend their cuck overlord now…

top story in a few hours....a fucking mistweet

this is pretty embarrassing but funny

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>>127825581
>yfw bess-chan is screenshotting Trumps tweets to reply to

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REMINDER:

>Trump abandons his twitter to attend to an ISIS attack within Kabul's green zone less than 50 yards from US embassy that happened while he was tweeting

>Drumpf is unfit to be president because "muh covfefe"

This is the narrative right now

>>127825514
We're literally documenting our democracy going to shit.

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>>127825581

Without sweetie posting she'll soon sour and become a witch, very concerning news.

>>127825549
Sorry I meant "covfefe"

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>>127824033
>implying Trumps learns about terrorist attacks through the news

What a dumb niggerfaggot you are

Kys

>>127825581
Poor Bess, now she can't make any witty reply about covfefe but only separate tweets. What will her life come to now?

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>>127825626
Do you understand covfefe now? To make people go mad chasing their own tail?

>>127823305
Just fucking stop, its no longer funnfefe

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>>127823790

It is 46d chess. he did it so the news would go apeshit over his twitter, so people will go to his twitter. Look at the tweet immediately under covfefe

Reminder: Trump is changing the English language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ5nQ3KQ1K4

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>>127825584
it already is m8, tump is just memeing on everybody as usual. par for the course

>>127825581
what's her twitter name?

>>127825691
made me LOL for reals

>>127825618
Who do you support, anon?

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>>127823726
>The pipe strip
What is going on here. I'm scared.

>>127825626
>a fucking mistweet

Not just any mistweet, we're talking about an official tweet from the President of the United States. Literally to be forever immortalized in our National Archive for posterity.

Makes great covfefe.

>>127825701
That's a pretty good theory too

>>127825618
Yeah , i guess

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Guys.

I love our president.

>>127825651
if you think trump is stupid for having a typo in one of his off the cuff tweets (which is why he was elected, keeping it real, not "politically correct") then you're stupid

>>127825761
That only applies to the official POTUS account, not his private one IIRC.

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>>127825677
HAHA NICE!!!!

>>127825724
Looks like @bessbell from some screenshots in past threads

>>127825835
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/national-archives-tells-white-house-save-trumps-tweets-even-ones-deleted-corrected/

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>>127825653

>>127825835
I'm pretty sure that this account too will be archived for the Donald John Trump Presidential Library.

>>127825818
I do too, so fucking much.

>>127825829
You're about to be stupid tomorrow
Don't blame me though

Will cofefe overtake taco bowl as his more retweeted tweet?

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reddit BTFO

this whole covfefe thing just goes to show you how much power and attention Trump really has.

>posts tweet with random mispelled word
>internet & MSM goes fucking crazy within an hour
>topic is trending

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>>127825888
This Jewey cunt flap...

Funny how you americans react to the carbomb of today

Remember when that big ol' bomb was dropped in Afghanistan and everyone was like "don't fuck with 'MERICA!!!" for the 155,678th time and then for the 155,678th time everything got worse and American didn't win shit?

Good times.

>>127825748
24:40 Garfield is Pepe

>>127825737
How is this relevant?
It isnt.

I don't see how it matters.

If you must know I voted for Evan.

I hope to stand with Tulsi or Jill in 2020. Not that it is relevant in any way.

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>..........Covfefe
>THE END

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>>127826067
>tfw when Bess deleted and reposted a tweet just to escape from my response to her
I'm in love actually
Me in the red hat by the way

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>>127826126
Powerful

>>127825829
It might be insulting, but that's the truth

>>127826121
Ah, well then good luck getting your candidate past 2% in the polls.

And believe me, it's very relevant.

You played yourself

Is this 4D chess to increase his follower count?

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>>127826067
I'd put my Jew in her cunt flap, if you know what I mean

>>127825431
You are either trolling or a complete retard

>/ptg/ is too afraid to go out of their safe space
>It'z 4d chess guys
Just click on that covfefe on the trending page. Go ahead. Too afraid a nerve might be struck?

>>127825431
You're very very very smart

>>127826302
I have it open in another tab, britbong. And it's hilarious, can't wait.

>>127826257
If you mean by blocking Bess, then you're spot on friendo

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I wonder if he will sign an executive order to make covfefe an official title. Think about it.

>Covfefe Donald J. Trump

its magnificent

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>>127825526

>Clark Kent Superman
>Natural Male Enhancement
>Bring It On Illuminati

>>127825526
holy shit its real, praise

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>>127826428

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>>127824832

Let's drop those Taliban Losers some MOAB care packages every hour, on the hour until Ramaddan is over.

https://youtu.be/s4VlruVG81w


WE'LL COVFEFE AGAIN
>WE'LL COVFEFE AGAIN
WE'LL COVFEFE AGAIN
>WE'LL COVFEFE AGAIN
WE'LL COVFEFE AGAIN
>WE'LL COVFEFE AGAIN

>WATER TANKER TRUCK LOADED WITH EXPLOSIVES

THAT'S A LOT OF EXPLOSIVES GUYS

MORE MOAB WHEN?

https://twitter.com/TheLastRefuge2/status/869831165871611905

>>127826302
>making random claims like this

idk man the responses are pretty funny lol

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>>127826528

>>127826334
shit like this is the reason why memes die tbqh

i feel like covfefe is gonna stop being funny by tomorrow because of faggots like this

>>127826025
>tfw I was considering playing this shit game

>>127825431

Hmm, Phone calls at 4 AM, where did I hear that before?

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Covfefe?

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What the fuck is a 'covfefe'?

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alright, later faggets, I'm a /JebHead/ now

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I'm officially worried now

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>>127826597

>>127826672
OH shit.. well if a source says it, who am I to question

>>127825431
>sleeping at 4am

hillary lost tho, are you sure you're talking about the right person?

>>127826528
We may never know what caused someone to do this.
I'm guessing poverty.

>>127826672
"I'm alone but I'm not lonely"

>>127826672
notice how they're not covering kabul lol

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>>127826674

>>127826597

Blast perimeter looks larger than both the Khobar towers and Beirut Marine Base Bombings

>>127826722
They just need jobs

>>127826722
The unemployment rate among mooslims is too high...

>>127826528
Good lord
Thank you for the updates

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>>127826746
They made like 100 replies

>>127826604
It never was funny

>>127826746
>Follow us for live coverage
Jesus these people are delusional.

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>MASSIVE ATTACK ON ALLIED EMBASSY
>lib shits only care about a typo

Really shakes the barley

>>127826722
Probably climate change too.

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>>127826753
Just a gas leak folks

#covfefe

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>>127826067
>mfw I thought she was referring to her looking like a jewish mother in her pic

>>127826839
idk i laughed initially because we were memeing it but now Reddit and all the normalfags caught up

DEATH TOLL NOW EXCEEDS 100
#covfefe

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>>127826746
>cov-feh-fay
What would drive someone to be that WRONG?

>>127826977
Fug, so peaceful.

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KEK

>trump did covfefe to see if the media would still sperg to something so fucking ridiculous and see if people waste their time spamming it
>they still do
Trump is a genius

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>>127826672
>"Police discovered woods early yesterday on side of road"

I know they're talking about Tiger, but it's funnier to me to think they're observing foliage for the first time

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>>127827022

>>127826339
You're a genius

>>127827079
Kek

trump completely controls the narrative

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>>127827069
these scumbags are paid to monitor the president and attempt to make a completely new story out of every single world he says as if they're sucking on his teat, it's pretty hilarious

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UM GUYS SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME LAUGHING'S DEFINITION HAS BEEN COMPLETELY CHANGED GUYZZZZZZ 4D CHESSSSS FUCK

>>127827079
>woods discovered 2017
>we've found the source

>>127827189
Go to sleep and check in with us tomorrow

>>127827069
That fact that one bong is crying about it means it really did work since he always come here to cry about trivial shit.

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>all these leftys trying to get /pol/ to stand down on the covfefe memetic power grab

>>127827189
Does the left really not know the rational world is laughing at them losing their shit over this? I'm just imagining how many SJWs died tonight in a heart attack. It's hilarious.

>>127827256
Mate, the biggest news networks in my country have all released articles on it
>the guardian
>the bbc
>daily mail

>>127823726
lasagnacat is the only good channel on youtube

>>127824687
are you high or just insanely retarded?

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>>127826094
How deep does the rabbit hold go?

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>>127827327
>the rational world

>>127827132
Trump is under the left's skin and in their heads. Pretty sad to watch actually

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>yfw kimdotcom doesn't have any evidence
>yfw it's a honeypot
>yfw he said that to panic deep state into hacking his system to find out what he has
>yfw they download tracking programs
>yfw /ourguys/ in the intelligence agencies hunt them down from this honeypot
>yfw the deep state civil war is over

we won

So did Trump just cripple his op with 1 tweet?

>>127827360
Are you a based kekistani ma dood?

>>127827422
He crippled the fabric of logic with one tweet, people would rather try to dissect a typo than cover real news.

>>127825459
How exactly do you deal with never having an actual argument?

Clearly it was just a typo... It has nothing to do with literacy.

Yet you speak with such confidence and veracity, as if you're just stating a fact... When your words are based in no reality whatsoever.

>>127827345
Wait, really? Articles for a typo? Either I'm delusional from lack of sleep, or something is really fucky here.

>>127827411
The actual 411 on your post is this, don't get your hopes up like that

Reality is this:
We have a few dozen true Trump loyalist versus an ingrained bureaucracy of many thousands
Tall task
Let's all remain realistic

>>127827488
Neat. He didnt even need to pose with a taco bowl this time. Just used 6 words. When does he just post "hey" and leaves it.

Trump was obviously trying to say "coverage" right?

>>127827488
Who exactly are you referring to with "people". Are you referring to twitter? You want people to be boring pieces of shit? If this was Obama you'd be saying the exact opposite.

LIVE!

CHI-COM NEWS AFGHANISTAN PERISCOPE

https://www.pscp.tv/XHNews/1rmxPPnvrwgxN

https://www.pscp.tv/XHNews/1rmxPPnvrwgxN

https://www.pscp.tv/XHNews/1rmxPPnvrwgxN

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>>127827407

>implying (((their's))) is

(You)