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Brit/pol/ - PURGE the Tories edition

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>The (((Free Market))) strikes again: BA cancels all flights from Heathrow and Gatwick. Passengers left without compensation or information. Airlines nationalization when?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/27/british-airways-system-problem-delays-heathrow

>Mysterious roaring sounds get Nottinghamians shitting themselves.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/city-left-baffled-mysterious-roaring-10511982

>Use this online tool to find out how you should vote tactically in your constituency to stop Brexit:
http://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/this-is-how-you-should-vote-to-stop-a-destructive-brexit-1-5037132

>Trump makes a fool of himself at the G7 summit. Is this Britain's "greatest ally"?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-g7-summit-latest-climate-change-consensus-paris-agreement-angela-merkel-a7759231.html

>Delusional fascist cow Hopkins left UNEMPLOYED again
http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/a-a0fc-Vile-Hopkins-sacked-from-LBC-Radio

>Jeremy Corbyn does a great job at Andrew Neil interview, unlike his conservative counterpart who almost had a nervous breakdown.
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/jeremy-corbyn-fares-well-his-toughest-interview-yet

>Analysts unanimously agree: Conservative majority is unlikely to reach higher than two seats
http://uk.businessinsider.com/yougov-poll-general-election-theresa-may-jeremy-corbyn-labour-conservatives-majority-two-seats-2017-5
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>>127625407
Not gonna lie, former Corbyn supporter here

This is fucking hilarious watching Corbyn crash and burn, but seriously we can't let him handle the Brexit negotiations
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Debates:

>Thu 18 May: Seven-way ITV leaders' debate in Salford without Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEgi50lP8co
>Sun 21 May: Scottish leaders debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFJh-jTVbk
>Mon 22 May: Theresa May interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzlFxYhR28
>Fri 26 May: Jeremy Corbyn interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k
>Fri 26 May: Nicola Sturgeon interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scstc4QmJTg
>Mon 29 May: Victria Derbyshire - The Big Debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoI9fOGmw1g
>Mon 29 May: Paul Nuttall interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzs0GwnTMl8
>Mon 29 May: Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May interviewed by Channel 4's Jeremy Paxman in front of live studio audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiDvn3ZWgN4
>Wed 31 May: Seven-way BBC debate between key figures from each party, without May or Corbyn
>Thu 1 June: Tim Farron interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
>Fri 2 June: Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn BBC Question Time special
>Sun 4 June: Question Time with Nicola Sturgeon and Tim Farron
>Sun 4 June: Election Questions to Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood and UKIP leader Paul Nuttall on BBC
>Tue 6 June: BBC Newsbeat youth debate
>Fri 9 June: Additional Question Time
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MOMENTUM SHILLS OUT
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lel
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Why the fuck isn't David Davis the tory leader lads
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happening
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>MR CORBYN YOU HAVE MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME, A PHARAOH WHO BUILDS PYRAMIDS USING THOUSANDS OF SLAVES, TO VOTE LABOUR

classic
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>>127625407
I like this edition.

It's a good edition.
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>>127625483
Not gonna lie, former Corbyn supporter here

This is fucking hilarious watching Corbyn crash and burn, but seriously we can't let this guy get the nuclear disarmament
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>>127625618

Portillo would of been better.
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>>127625407

How would you rate the debate lads? Who handled themselves better in front of the audience and Paxman?
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>>127625665
Not gunna lie, never supported Corbyn.

It's always been hilarious watching him crash and burn at every moment.
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>GIVE ME A (YOU) YKTD I KNOW YOU'RE HERE
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>>127625618
Too alpha
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>>127625618
This.

We need a Ruthless cunt
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Apart from the very very very tense IRA bit, Corbyn did pretty well. The immigration answer was fantastic.
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>tfw about to have a tug, and a fucking screeching baby appears somewhere below my flat window
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Not gonna lie, former Mayfly here , it's hilarious watching her crash and burn, but seriously we can't let her get her hands on the NHS.
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>tfw you realise you will never turn GB into Venezuela 2.0
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>>127625791
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>>127625791
He's gone for good, just accept it. He's abandoned us.
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>>127625791
He's dead.
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>>127625367

>You will never be locked up in mummy may's dungeon and have her take out her frustration on you after work
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>3 active Brit/pol/s
The fucking state
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>>127625619
He'll never beat the Guac Merchant.
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>>127625895
The NHS needs tearing down and rebuilding. It's a fucking mess.

Privatisation would be a good start. Too many jobsworths and worthless middle management positions thanks to the unions, they've signed their own death warrant.
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Jeremy did well, felt Paxman went soft on May.
I wanted him to ask the question "Mrs May, you say you want to do a green paper on social care costs, why didn't you do this before calling an election so you could give the facts about what this will cost the British people?
She would have no answer that would make her look good because she just blatantly u-turned on the policy.
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Not gonna lie, former Corbyn supporter here.
This is fucking hilarious watching Corbyn crash and burn, but seriously we can't let this communist destroy our nuclear defences.
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Not going to lie, Andrew Neil here.

This is fucking hilarious watching Paxman rip and tear, but seriously we can't let him back on the BBC
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I'm watching the highlights now, they have shown her getting laughed at.
Imo the highlight for Corbyn will be the stuff on the Queen where he did well and the Irish bloke asking the question.
For May it'll be "It's not about knowing Jeremy" as well as being laughed at.
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https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/869300096516726786
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The real winner is that based Ulsterman who wouldn't let Corbyn off the hook about supporting the IRA.

Though he did vote for the GFA so he's still a little bit cucked.
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>>127626143

(you)
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>>127625565
impulse and momentum
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>>127626121
Are there any Corbyn supporter outside of Uni kids and middle aged wine swivelers?
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>>127626208
Link to highlights please Anon?
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>>127626243
how can one man be so based
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>>127626143
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What is with this "Mummy" meme, what a sad state of affairs and are you really that delusional to think she's doing well and is on your side?

She'll probably still win either way tbf
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>>127626354
Poor people who think the world owes them a living.
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>>127626374
it was on sky news. Just go to their live stream and go back about 10 minutes or so
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>>127626017
See you at the pub you big nonce
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>>127626455
>im from plebbit
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>>127626469
Even then, I haven't met too many working class people, outside of Labour areas, such as Liverpool who are like that.
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>>127626243

Solid Milibanter
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>>127626455
>delusional to think she's doing well


>She'll probably still win either way tbf


literally you pic related
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>>127625618
Big Dave rekt him in the leadership in 2005

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservative_Party_(UK)_leadership_election,_2005
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>>127626354
M I L L E N I A L S
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>>127626455
Get back under your stinking reddit rock you boring little cunt.
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>>127626626
(you)
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>>127626612
>meeting working class people
I'm sorry to hear you had to endure such hardships.
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>>127626354
>Corbyn supporters
Students, hippies and metro trots
>Labour supporters
Ethnics and benefit scroungers
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>>127626354
Anyone on bennies and who wants to keep posting on 4chan desu.
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>>127626455
¡Hola Reddit!
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>>127626727
brainlet
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Not gonna lie, former arab (im british now) here, it's hilarious watching manchester crash and burn, but seriously we cant let the kuffar stop halal sluaghter and our Sharia courts.
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Getting sick of these two. Costing us a bloody fortune.
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>>127625407
Hi all
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>>127626677
Uni kids pretty much fill that demographic.
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>>127626011
>>127626017
>>127626019
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>Reddit
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I miss him

:(
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>>127626455
I mummypost because she makes me fully erect
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>tfw mummy May puts you and the other commies on a privatized train to Auschwitz
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Slash bennies, slash immigration, slash the state, slash the NHS
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>>127626831
*pats head*

Hi Ireland-kun.
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>>127626735
Had to go to school with them my entire school life. Some are fine, but there are plenty of twats.
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>>127626817
>£1.3m of donations for a spastic kid to have tubes shoved up his arse
Fucking hell people are idiots
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>>127626735
Working class people are fucking scum, honestly. But you keep voting Blue so... Good pleb.
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>>127625407

Does anyone else think lefties are literally evil psychotic children with no self restraint and only desire to consume other people's resources like locusts and who need to be physically destroyed with extreme violence
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>>127626753
Had a lad literally tell me he's voting for Corbyn for dem Gibs.
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>>127626817
Its sad lad, its hard for them to accept to let their child die
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>>127626837
My IRL 'friends' are post-uni 25-30 year olds. All Corbynistas.
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>>127626455
I don't get it either

You must have had a horrendous childhood if Theresa 'The Sour-Faced Cunt' May is a maternal figure to you
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>>127626940
Also, give a big fat raise to the soldiers and mil budget.
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>>127626455
kys
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>>127627038
yes, its hard to consider them human
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>>127625483
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>>127627010
>Working class people are fucking scum

Most of Britain is working class, you pleb.
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>All these Tory intern shills that want a hugbox

Back to the cuckshed, you go, brainlets.
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>>127627038
They're people who can't take personal responsibility for their actions.
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>>127627150
It's 'mummy' in the dirty talk sense because she's fuckin minx and I want her firmly seated on my face
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>wake up on June 9th
>see this
What do you do?
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>>127627038
They're self-centered liberal undergrads most of the time.
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>>127627240
Not the ones that matter. ;^)
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>>127627038
That applies to the vast majority of people to be fair, self-aware enough to identify as a cunt or not
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>>127627038
Yes, that's why I wont be voting for the (((Conservative Party))).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8685185.stm

>David Cameron: I am 'Liberal Conservative'
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>>127627268
(you)
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>>127627224
lmao
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>>127626817

It's tough for them and they have my sympathy, but it's a fucking 9 month old baby. It has 0 awareness of what's going on. Just let it die. Have a new one. Move on with your life.
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>>127627368
Reddit reply
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>>127627356
>tfw instantly recognise Durham

Nice city, shame the university is filled with cunts.
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>>127626085
very good post, notice how no labour shills wanted to argue with this idea
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>EU gives us a shit deal
>May takes it because she's a cuck
>everything crashes and burns
>tories turn us into a deregulated tax haven
>no more enn eych ess
>no more bennies
>no more public sector jobs
>tears of commies and libdems used to power enormous hydroelectric dams
Truly the best timeline
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>>127627362
He may as well have said that he was a Centrist.
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>>127626085
>Give away a public service my ancestor spent their lives investing in for a small price

Good Goy!
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>>127627482
My issue this time around is them having at go at Great Ormond Street, the judge ruled and they can't really do much about that.
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>>127627527
sounds nice lad
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>>127626354
I support him Cus he hates kikes and may is neo con globalist shill
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>>127627346
Immediately realise I'm looking at some spastic anon's seat projection and check the news for the actual result
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>>127627346
Where you seeing this, senpai?
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>>127627527
Mate, the Conservatives aren't even stupid enough to take a shit deal. It's all or nothing.
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>>127627268
They're nearly as bad as the creepy Corbyn cunts and brazen r/unitedkingdom cunts who've started waltzing in
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>>127627527
Don't forget

>immigration numbers keep rising to new record highs
>election 2022
>Conservative pledge to cut it to under 100,000 again
>it wins them another election
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>>127627334
She's fucking grim
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>>127627356
Anyone know whereabouts he is? Looks familiar unless its just a generic town street.
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>>127627346
At least I'll still be able to go on 4chan while the country burns.
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>>127627680
the future
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>>127627522
Cheers m8. They're incapable of thinking of anything other than free shit. They remind me of this:
https://youtu.be/SyDBsMi7WE8
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>>127627667
Yeah, but he'll bring in a Communist regime where you'll get gulaged.
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>>127627483
>2PBTID
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>>127627757
>>127627492
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>>127627610
Not give it away you cretin. Drop the dead weight in it. Get rid of the bloat.
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>>127627773
But for real, is there a constant tracking in that setup?

I want to see how many votes the cons have lost and labour has kept.
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>>127627744
>implying Pawel and Mahmoud will want to come here when there's no free taxpayer funded maternity wards and no minimum wage
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lads who do I vote for if I want a free internet
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>>127626085
The Health and Social Care Act fucking ruined the NHS and people will still vote for tories.
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>>127627745
idgaf what you say I'd shag her
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>>127627955
http://principalfish.co.uk/electionmaps/?map=predictit
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>>127627892
Please exactly explain through examples of jobs of which you know, how you would streamline the NHS and make it more efficient.

Don't bother Googling and no vague language, thanks.
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>>127627955
It's PrincipalFish lad, it's a calculator where you type in whatever polling numbers you want and it tells you who wins what seats on those numbers
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>>127627996
You don't have anyone. UKIP got no prospects.
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>>127627996
The Pirate Party.
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Lads which one is better:

Victoria II
Crusader Kings II
Europa Universalis IV
Hearts of Iron IV
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>>127627833
In all serious he isn't actually a commie. Yes he has retarded socialist policies but in terms of ideology he's a classic liberal
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>>127625407
What sort of person are you? Left or right?
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>>127627996
>lads who do I vote for if I want a free internet
LibDems
But you'll need to sign up to get piped by middle class nonces and share your home with a family of twelve poles too
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>>127625619
>(You)
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>>127628187
EUIII

Controversial opinion I know...
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>>127627667
Every politician that even gets close to being the prime minister is a globalist you fucking idiot, because globalists control the western world. Presidents and prime ministers are figureheads only. They have very little meaningful power.
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>>127626966
Hey Britain San
Is Theresa may going to win?
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Carol Kirkwood's fanny looks like a fucking stamped bat. Why did you make me look at them Rightly So?

http://forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/carol-kirkwood-uk-bbc-weather-woman-leaked-pics.1910520/
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>>127628053
>airbrushed photo from the sun trying to make her appear as unrepulsive as possible
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>>127628187
CIV 5
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>>127628236
God I hate Owen Jones soooooooo much
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>>127628107
All the worthless project managers they bring in for the smallest pieces of work.

Any manager who manages only one person. Apply the principles of Lean and six sigma.

Now fuck off and suck some unionised cock, you little cuck.
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why are there 2 active threads?

>>127621209

I fucking hate each and every single one of you incompetent cunts

i'll fucking fight every single one of you
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>>127628310
Oh shit nigga ive been waiting for this release
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>>127628339
The fucking state of you lad
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>>127625483
>>127625665
Not gonna lie, former Corbyn supporter here

This is fucking hilarious watching Corbyn crash and burn, but seriously we can't let Diane Abbott become Home Secretary
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>>127628200
His Economic plan will take us to the 70s. Where there was 3 day work weeks and days without power. Due to protests. You're better off rolling with the Conservatives this election.
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>>127628423
t larping quadroon
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>>127628306
>Controversial

EUIII is legit the best
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>>127628339
No. Civ is a reddit meme.
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>>127628187
Vicky 2 is overall more competent, but EUIV is a lot more fun.
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>>127628373
>All the worthless project managers they bring in for the smallest pieces of work.
>Any manager who manages only one person. Apply the principles of Lean and six sigma.
>Now fuck off and suck some unionised cock, you little cuck.

Not a single example. Just vague language about managers.

You've heard this on the telly or read it in a newspaper and now you're repeating it back at me like a dumb parrot. I'm not for unions, never have been, don't know where you got that from.

Thanks for proving to me you're a typical brainlet. Enjoy voting for the Torys, good goy.
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>>127625709
>would of

It's "would have" you thick cunt.
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>>127627334
only slags and wannabe milfs wear animal print
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>>127628339
CIV 2
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>>127628578
Which is easier?
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I don't fucking get why the fuck would anyone vote labour.

They want to let everyone in and then give them things we can't afford. Then borrow and borrow more until economy collapses and we have a second Brazil.

Fucking why? Do you have this country this much?
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>>127628583
Unions, in their own right are not bad. Collective bargaining can be good for the worker. The issue is when these organisations get institutional power.
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>>127628187

objectively

vicky 2 > eu4 = ck2 >>>>>>>hoi4
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>>127628187
Total war 2
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>>127628356
>>127628356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEgd9q8ugs4

What's wrong with having a hissy fit over nothing on live tv and storming off? You mean this trendy young person doesn't represent you?
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>>127628713
>They want to let everyone in

Stopped reading there. Tory HQ needs to up it's training programme.
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>>127628670
hoi4
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>When a literal communist wants to make Brexit a reality unlike may

This is sad, even for the tories.
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>>127625407
>>127625483
>>127625665
Not gonna lie, former Corbyn supporter here

This is fucking hilarious watching Corbyn crash and burn, but seriously we can't let this guy give the Falklands to Argentina
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Fuck lads that was a brutal interview for Dear Leader there. Like something out of the Thick of It.

>implying anybody on brit/pol/ is old enough to remember the Thick of It

Regardless, I had no idea May was this incompetent.
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>>127628743
Do you think they should be banned from making donations to political parties?
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Corbyn getting increasingly HIGH ENERGY. /pol/ on suicide watch
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Rimmer post a picture of a Koala bear
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>>127628557
europa is a reddit game. Civ is actually good
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>>127628891
Get HRMC to audit them all and make sure that they're not giving money to politicians. Best way to do it.
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>>127628713

>Save money by giving police officers £30 a year
>Earn 50p more a year by increasing corporate tax

True economic geniuses. Our economy will be brighter than ever.
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>/pol/ when a socialist collapses a non white country
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE SOCIALISM!!!
>/pol/ when a Capitalist collapses a non white country
it was because there niggers. Capitalism has nothing to do with it
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>>127628885
>old enough to remember the Thick of It
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>>127628885
>>implying anybody on brit/pol/ is old enough to remember the Thick of It

It was 5 years ago, not a fucking decade you numpty.

>hey guys look at me I'm such an oldfag
>u plebs wouldn't know my superior political comedy
>pffttt you're probably all 6 or something

>>>/out/
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>>127628836
dude, they literally admitted during the last GE they didn't manage to import enough voters to win and have been preventing any curbs of bennies and putting immigration restrictions. look what they've been doing - are you blind?
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>>127629009
We'd be better of removing corporate tax. None of the corporations actually pay and it only hurts medium to small sized business who can't avoid it.
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>>127628885
The one with Dr Who?
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>mfw that audience member asked a fucking remain campaigner about muh 350m
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>>127628713
Too bad there's no good alternative
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>>127628940
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>>127626817

the complete lack of morality & logic of this disturbs me

the utter selfishness sickens me

>i'm happy for my son to be a meat sack kept alive by machines if it means I don't have to admit my child was effectively DOA from conception
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>>127629113
Dude, read the manifesto.
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>>127629170

Plus people keep going on about companies pulling out of Britain once we leave the EU. Taxing them more is hardly going to encourage them to stay.
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>>127629194
Tfw that lady actually voted based on the 350m lie
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Mosque regulatory body when? Like ofsted which is for schools.
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>>127625407
Britpol - unemployable lefty fag edition
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i feel the urge to shoot CUM in MUM
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Farage throwing S H A D E !
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Anyone else considering voting Labour?

I'm on the bottom of society desu lads. Corbyn helping me out with my debt would seriously improve my life tenfold.

I have absolutely no self-interest voting Tory.

I hate the cultural marxism of the Labour party, but the Tories are basically in favour of all the same shite. Might as well vote for somebody who will improve my living conditions if it's all gradually gonna get shitter anyway.

I know I sound like scrounging scum, but....yeah.
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>>127629294
Not voting
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>>127629435

oh no baby, what is you doin?
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>>127629300
HAHAHAHA

MADMAN
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>>127629362
>Mosque regulatory body when?
This.
We need a Ministry of Demolitions.
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>>127629110

Don't get triggered because you're just another blow-in from reddit like all the other alt-right Trumpfags.

The average age here is probably around 16/17, judging by the prevalence of babby's first political opinions around it. The Thick of It would've been on well after their bedtimes.
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>>127629316
They want their gibs and want to spend it.
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>>127629194
>>127629320
The absolute state of normies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJEI7U_wrKg
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>>127629435
>no Nige-May doujin
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>>127629362
>Mosque regulatory body when?

It would be run by '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''moderate''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Muslims.
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>>127628187

Darkest Hour
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>>127629534
>Don't get triggered because you're just another blow-in from reddit like all the other alt-right Trumpfags.
>he thinks I'm a blow-in from reddit

:) lmao
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>>127629504
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>>127629612
>Implying you wouldnt give MI5 GCHQ and the Government oversight
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Based Brexit Merchant Sargons is doing a stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaMOknynSAo
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>>127629705
Kys tripfag
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>>127629320

And she said it was a Conservative leaflet. Why someone so retarded was allowed into the debate and allowed to ask a question I will never know.
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>>127629444
>selling your country out and flooding the streets with 10,000,000 Niggers for a small personal financial gain

Fucking kill yourself NOW.
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>>127626831
Hey there potato-kun. Are you comfy?
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>>127629566
Started watching The Thick of it.

Was sad as fuck to find out that the actor who plays Hugh ended up getting arrested for looking at kiddies online.
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>>127629444

If you can mentally live with yourself being a complete social parasite, then go for it. I lack your capacity for shamelessness.
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>>127629730
If one single non-Muslim ran that thing, they'd all scream oppression and the government would pussy out.
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We're not getting an EU deal are we?
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>>127629858
And how are tory voters not doing exactly the same thing? Vote UKIP or fuck off
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>>127629858
Tories are going to do the same m8.
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>>127629847
It obviously wasnt an official tory leaflet proably one of those non profit "indepedent" tory for brexit campaigns
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>THESE BAD ACTORS ON THE LABOUR PARTY ADVERT ON BBC ONE
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>there are people on /pol/ RIGHT NOW who are going to vote cuckservative
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>>127626992
>>127627068
>>127627482
>>127629303

What's the problem? They have the money, they should be allowed to do whatever they want with it and the kid. They are the parents and they are responsible for the child, not the state.
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why is the Guardian such utter shite?
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>>127629920
Don't encourage him you absolute plemming.
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Australia is better than England.
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>>127630046
Nothing to hide nothing to fear :^)
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>>127629444
>gets in debt
>gets mad when isn't handed the money of people who can be bothered to work hard and stay out of debt
SORT
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>>127628885
>implying you're old enough to remember Yes, Minister

get out
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>>127629920
who are you voting for lad?
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>>127630168
Only a dictator would feel the need to say that...
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What's the name of a British youtube commentator (or maybe a video game reviewer, don't know) who started dating an American girl?
I remember everyone making jokes that the Americans got BEADED at the time but can't remember more details.
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>>127630168
>CORBYN CONFIRMED NOT DICTATOR

lmao
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>>127630046
They already do this shut with halal food authorities
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>>127630128
>they should be allowed to do whatever they want with it and the kid
nonce logic
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>>127630125
No viable alternative.

The state of that Labour advert, they only think about the now without any consideration for the future.
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>>127629858
Deluded

>>127629444
Reward from the market is for the most part a random number that doesn't really bear with what one deserves
Those who are earning millions can afford to help their fellow men, and should be made to
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>>127630046
>oh you don't want a non-muslim running the overseeing body for mosques?

>then we don't want muslims overseeing any non-muslim constituencies...which is none. This is a christian country, gtfo
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>>127630168
Because of the consumer base it panders to.
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>>127630168
Sounds exactly like something a dictator would say
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>>127630067
>>127630078

I never once said the Tories wouldn't do the same. I'm not voting as there's no UKIP candidate for my area.
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>>127630278

They've already raised the money. Its out of anyone's hands. If the baby is truly brain dead then it doesn't matter whether it lives or dies. Its not suffering because it can't feel. Let the parents waste their time and effort on it.
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>>127629858
>I'm a dipshit sheep who doesn't follow politics but May is right wing and /pol/ is generally right wing so I guess I should support May
>now I'm going to make some shit up about the opposing party to cover up for my ignorance
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>>127630298
>they only think about the now without any consideration for the future

Might as well be the slogan for the Tory party.
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>>127630234
How do you sort yourself out?

Work 9 to 5 selling burglar alarms to old people every single day except Sunday and then tell me to sort myself out.

I'd love to do a degree on Open Uni or something, try to get ahead. I'm fucking stuck. Need help.

Don't want to be a parasite but I'm in 40k worth of debt.
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>>127630322
are you a pajeet
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>>127630128
don't bother, tories are the biggest statist cucks on earth
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>>127628187
hoi4 is the best, clearly.
EU4 is a steaming pile of shit
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>>127630521
I can be whatever you want me to be bb ;)
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>>127630046
Mayor of London?
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>>127630271
http://halalfoodauthority.com/about-us

And the people who run it look like they're straight out of an ISIS video.
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Honestly feel like his skeleton would be a better PM at this point
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>>127630474

Politics will always be short term but voting for Labour is under Corbyn is voting for something that will have to be undone long-term.
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>>127625407
Oh g-d, I used to listen X FM on sunday mornings while at work (I am wagecuck) but now they hired that retarded cunt russel brand. Can we brit pol do something about it, fuck I hate brand with all my heart.
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i'm heterosexual

AMA
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>TORY SURGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjNG8W3fwY0
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>>127630774
r u gay?
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>>127629444
This just sums up Labour

I'm sure you're a nice enough lad, but you need to take responsibility for your actions. The reason you are better than most labour voters is that you at least realise your problems are your own doing. Start cutting back on your spending and pay down your debt (this same advice goes for the next government, coincidentally).

Also this:
>>127629920
>>127630234
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>>127626940
>Slash immigration
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>>127630466
Fuck off, bellend. I'm not voting and I don't support May, as I've already said before you wrote your spastic accusation. Kill your own self, Redditfag.
>>
Give it to me straight, who looked better tonight?

can I get an honest answer and not fucking memes for once please
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>>127630312
Fuck off and die
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>>127630858

Accurate pic.

Fuck Owen Jones
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>>127630858
Which constituency is Arnie running for?
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>>127626455
I love Mummy May... Mummy May...

I want to Cummy in Mummy... Cummy in Mummy May....
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>>127628940
>>127629300
This is the best thing I've seen on Brit/pol/ in weeks
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>>127627833
The alternative being May bringing in an Orwellian regime where you will also get gulaged. And you'll have to pay for it.
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>>127630983
they both did shite
May better by a tiny bit
Corbyn did bad in the questions and bad in the interview
May did ok in the interview really shit in the interview
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>>127629444

>Anyone else considering voting Labour?

Unironically yes
>>
>>127630858
>Arnold- Born with god tier genetics that transformed his life.

>Churchill- Born into unimaginable aristocratic prosperity.

Yeah, you're not exactly making a compelling argument for pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.
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>>127631137
I quite enjoyed it myself. I don't know why I asked.
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>>127628236
That guy on the bottom of the labour types column I've seen on TV so many times. He purposefully hunts out tv opportunities.
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>>127630983
The way i saw it, May struggled to answer a single question, got heckled by the audience and Paxman nailed her with the blowhard line whereas he didn't really "get" Corbyn.
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>>127631317
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>>127630244

I don't really want to vote for anyone. I don't believe in Democracy really. If I had a gun to my head I'd vote conservatives but I'll probably spoil my ballot
>>
If Labour wins and raises minimum wage how the fuck will I get a job
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>>127630932
Yet you still made up random shit about immigration. Just stop posting, you fucking idiot.
>Redditfag.
I wonder, what made you think I browse reddit?
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>>127631225
You're right about Churchill but you can't pretend Arnie didn't work on himself.
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I CANT BELIEVE I WAS GONNA VOTE FOR CORBYN

THATS IT I WILL SLAY WITH MAY
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>>127630208
m8 I watched your version of QT.

It was all white people saying they were black.
Kid you not, a 100% white old fart called himself a black fella
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THINGS playing on Have I Got News For You just now.
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>>127631503
nice use of autism buddy.

weapons grade.
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>>127631523
Wasn't it Churchill who said "the best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter?"

If he said that back then, imagine what he'd say today.
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>>127631225
Yes, neither Arnold nor Churchill worked hard

It doesn't matter who I used, you'd find an excuse

You can keep making excuses or work to make the best of what you've got. See >>127631601
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>>127631826
"we should have gone with hitler instead"
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RECYCLE X MERGE

NEW THREAD

>>127625601
>>127625601
>>127625601
>>127625601
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>>127631990
Sheeeeit
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>>127631137
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>>127631136
2bh often times the mere sight of Mummy May will make my penis become so engorged that i have to wank so it doesn't burst
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>>127631598
>I "made up" random shit about immigration?
>voiced my allegiance to UKIP

Yet you accuse me of voting Conservative because "4chan is right wing." Kill yourself, Redditfag.
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>>127632118
british women are disgusting

how do you even put up with this britbongs
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>>127631300
Was a strange request senpai. I thought I was being had
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>>127631930
Hahaha. Fucking right! And we should have!
>>
Do people unironically think that private transport operators should be allowed to continue to run a tax payer funded monopoly, while providing one of the worst and most expensive services in the developed world?

Do they believe that the conservatives would actually cut immigration, despite it rising under Torry governments, and despite cheap foreign labour being in the interests of the Torries financial backers?

Do they wasting money getting involved in the another bombing of some shithole country isn't going to produce another wave of immigrants to the UK, just as it did with the invasions of Afghanistan, Iraq, and the Western backed proxy war in Syria?

Or maybe they think it was a good idea to impose such great cuts on the police that they had to have the army patrolling the streets?

Or maybe they think raising tuition fees further, selling the debts to private companies, and providing insurance over the full amount was a good idea (i.e. there is no risk to the private monopolies being handed responsibility over the debts, since the government has to pay the companies if the student defaults).

Are Torry supporters the most cucked group in the UK?
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>>127631503
Did you right a letter of complaint to points of view?
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>>127632435
Yeah, got sentenced for hate speech :(
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>>127632345
Nah, man. I'm just a fucking weirdo. Great Koala bear picture, there.
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>>127632673
I liked the picture too
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>>127632431
/pol/ BTFO

let's have some answers then you fucking mummy morons
>>
Rimmer, throw yourself under a moving bus.
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Why do people make a new thread too early? Idiots. That's another sign this country is doomed.
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NEW THREAD

>>127625601
>>127625601
>>127625601
>>127625601
>>
I need advice
My 10yo sister is friends with a 18yo girl that lives on their street, I think it's inappropriate and the girl being fat adds to my fear, her parents won't end it and I'm not there enough to oversee things
What do?
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>>127632118

I just want to put my head up Mays skirt and breathe in her fumes, sex doesn't have to take place, mutal touching is ok but i'm only interested in the smells
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>>127633031
Defo. We're fucked. This is just the beginning.
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>>127628187
HoI4 is actually pleb garbage and fucked beyond belief
EU4 ain't bad
CK2 is better than EU4
Victoria 2 is a very decent game.

People who say EU4 is unplayable are probably spoiled by how fucking easy HoI4 is.
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Missed the Paxman interviews.

How did Jezza do?

How did May do?
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>>127633041
Too early, you monster.
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>>127632982
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>>127632335
>Tfw you have ended up asexual due to the ugliness of British women
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>>127625565
amber leaf kek
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>>127631578

If you can't find a job, try matched betting.
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