Brit/pol/ Thatcher edition

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don't vote tory

MAGGIE BAE THATCHER

>>127473340
I don't blame you son, lamb's tasty as fuck.
Have you ever tried Rarebit? (not rabbit..)


>>127473331
You are financially supporting your own ethnic genocide. cut off their income.
>>127473349
Speaking for myself, It's very poor in my hometown. The only reason these valleys were ever settled was due to the discovery of huge coal deposits. When the industry and jobs disappeared in the 80's, it never came back. We had one of the highest levels of EU funding in Europe, but they wouldn't let us spend it on things that would actually help the people. For example, they erected a giant £3mil Stirling silver dragon statue in the middle of town, meanwhile there's a food bank two streets away and train service that barely works.
We liked being England's first colony, not Europe's sick man. Things were much better for us when we were independent from Brussels.

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who /notvoting/ here

REMINDER THATCHER STARTED MASS UNEMPLOYMENT AS A POLICY TO DISENFRANCHISE THE WORKING CLASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

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>>127474430

Nigelfarage.party can't win without Nigelfarage.leader. Wish Ade Edmondson could connect more though.

>>127474769
Trip fell off.

>the Tesco value kettle I bought for £10 when I first moved out has died. After a faithful 6 years service
F

What do I do now? Buy a fancy one or just another crappy one?

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FIRST FOR KIRKPILL REDPILL

https://apiln.co.uk/theres-a-mad-man-standing-in-reading-east/

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>England is not the jewelled isle of Shakespeare’s much quoted passage, nor is it the inferno depicted by Dr Goebbels. More than anything, it resembles a family, a rather stuffy Victorian family, with not many black sheep in it but with all its cupboards bursting with skeletons. It has rich relations who have to be kowtowed to and poor relations who are horribly sat upon, and there is a deep conspiracy of silence about the source of the family income. It is a family in which the young are generally thwarted and most of the power is in the hands of irresponsible uncles and bedridden aunts. Still, it is a family. It has its private language and its common memories, and at the approach of an enemy, it closes its ranks.

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I'm gonna ask her out tomorrow lads. I'm going to do it. No more waiting.

>>127474769
That is utter bollocks.

>>127474830
At £10 every 6 years, you're not doing too badly, if you paid £20 I doubt it would last you 12 years. Buy another one like the one before, it's only function is to boil water, it can't be that bad.

>>127474905

Good luck lad, Brush your teeth and scream into a pillow. Eat some eggs for protein beforehand. Works for me every time.

https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/868898389630562306


Looks like we are in for a glorious last week and a half of the Tories digging up everything they can about Chairman Corbyn and Commissar Abbott.

>this comment brigading by Momentum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k

Quite impressive.

>>127474995
Feel free to make an argument.

>>127475026
Just fuck off, you pathetic mouth-breather

>>127474830
Get a proper tin kettle and heat it on the hob. I guarantee it'll never break.

>>127474685
Link to video?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4549436/Defiance-Manchester-Thousands-streets-run.html

Wow.. so brave
Our love will stop terrorism YASSSSSSSSSS QUEEN SLAYYY

I hate this country

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UKIP's manifesto is flawless lads, I was gonna vote Tory but I can't ignore such a masterfully crafted plan.

anyone else voting ukeep?

>>127475114
It's basically cybernats2 electric boogaloo

>>127474830

How does a kettle break? It's literally just a coil and a metal/plastic shell. Mine has to be from the 80s or earlier.

Slapped in the face with an inverted L-shaped willy

WILLY
I
L
L
Y

put that in your biscuit tin

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Corbyn and Abbot call for the surrender of Northern Ireland 1987

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>when the boss man gives you an extra wing and it's hench as fuck
>when dem chips are crispy
>AH GIVE IT A FOWA POINT FREE

>>127475197
No UKIP candidate here

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>>127474830
>he doesn't microwave his water

>>127474685
they can't even upgrade the NHS computers from Windows XP and could barely manage storing the trial of the Snoopers Charter in Cornwall. They'll mong it up.

>>127475114
>22:00
This makes me want to slam my head against a fucking wall.

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*BLOCKS YOUR SISTERS PATH*

>>127475272
That's a shame. so who are you voting?

>>127475230
>Galloway
>Tony Ben
>Livingstone
>Dawn Primarolo

>>127475278

>Getting the microwave food stink into your water

classless

>>127475357
Tory as a tactical vote. Only options are that, lab, lib, green

>>127475283
The NHS don't attract the most competent IT engineers and don't have the biggest budget for IT, GCHQ does have both of those things.

>>127475357

I'm voting for your mum m8 she is a nice lady

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>>127474905
Is that you Simon?

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WHAT!

NEVER FORGET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB4o5n2EGyA

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Anyone else sick of this goblin and his """rants""" turning up on normiebook constantly?

>>127475278
The absolute state of Americans

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>>127475278
>doesn't use his swanky induction hob to boil a litre of water in 30 seconds
pleb

>>127474685
Pretty much this is stopping me from voting Conservative.
I already hate the fucking party, but I was willing to grit my teeth and give them a mandate with my vote.
But now, fuck the Conservatives. Bring back Thatcher.

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>>127474905
Good luck matey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd4j1Ms1VYE

>>127475208
I had one that was so worn out the filter started falling apart and ending up in my cuppa

>>127475197
>flawless
>abolish lords
>halve number of MPs
>PR voting
>referendums from public petitions
>annual vagina inspections
>ban the burkha because vitamin D deficiency
>ban sex ed in primary schools
>nothing in it about looser gun laws

its still a very good manifesto but it has some pretty fucking big flaws

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>>127475442
you're more obsessed with me than i am with mummy

are you some kind of fruitcake or somefin m8

>>127475500
Why the random edgy pic?

>>127475577
the lords is a problem until we bring back aristocracy


also shit i forgot about the vag inspections
that's a big fucking deal too

>>127475351
>kitharringtonifhewasahomelessspicrentboy.jpg

TORIES WANT TO FUCK OVER EVERYONE FOR BUSINESS INTERESTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

LABOUR WANT TO FUCK OVER EVERYONE FOR "MUH MIGRANTS"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY

REMINDER IF YOU VOTE FOR EITHER LABOUR OR CONSERVATIVE YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM

>>127474685
>muh internet

Just be careful posting on social media and mainstream sites (y'know, like you already have to do since they're sanitizing and policing themselves without the UK government leaning on them) and use your proxies and you'll be fine. The capability and willingness of both the government and the industry itself to police and control the internet is not very large. They're not going to go all Great Firewall of China on everything.

And remember, outside a safe seat, a vote for anyone else is a vote for Remain in all but name.

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>>127475531
'You call me School Bully, you miserable little tick'.

>>127475670
No real reason, desu. Just exhausted most of my supply of British-specific wind-ups.

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>>127474905
>>127475442

Reminder that these two have been at this for about four hours now.

Imagine spending your whole day doing that.

Fucking kill yourselves, the pair of you. And I say that as an Elsa poster.

>>127475517
his arguments are 90% strawman and 10% self-righteous smugness. what a cunt, and he's had one of the prime spots on LBC for over ten years.

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>>127474474

>>127475574

>Filter on your kettle

What sort of black magic is that?

>>127475283
one of the main reasons that you can't just update computers is because it can break bespoke software and stop you using your hardware

you can't rely on whoever you contracted to make your medical software to be able to sort out any bugs that OS updates cause and buying new software for newer operating systems is prohibitively expensive if they keep having to do it

>>127475717
Kit Harrington ain't got shit on Rieder

No homo.

>>127475412
they'll still mong it up. people will find a way around it (private vpn's, tor etc) and they'll make an even bigger mess in time.

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>>127474474
I love how diverse Manchester is! Vote Tim Farron!

>>127475639
fucking (yank) mod deleted my mummypost

>>127475767
>I say that as an Elsa poster
>implying there is more than one Elsa poster

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>>127474474
>Brit/pol/ Thatcher edition

I was actually at her Grandson's wedding yesterday. It was pretty fun.

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>tfw there are people in this thread who don't think Hitchens is right about everything

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Risky bet lads

Who the hell is this Manc guy that keeps writing shitty poems and reading them out on the news?

>>127475788
It was just some plastic netting on the spout, pretty useless desu

>>127474995
then why di it happen retard

>>127475767
RUDE this is the first time i've been on /Britpol/ this weekend you scab chucker

>>127475925
they're right

>>127475500
Omg I hope she's gonna be OK!

>>127475905
Thought it was Louis Theroux in the thumbnail.

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>>127475801
Oh shit now I know where I recognise him from, he was on Cherry. Regardless, you need to tone down the shirt-lifter vibes lad.

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>>127475862
>Me curry tonight

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A few points on the Nicola Sturgeon interview.
1/ support for Corbyn on foreign policy causing Isis terrorism. Unfortunately like most people she doesn't understand the nature of Isis.
2/ She will put an independent Scotland straight in to Europe. Don't the Scots get a say on that?
3/ A possible coalition with Labour is on the cards. Rule by Scots lads, that will go down well.
4/ She wants the Scots to vote for a strong voice on negotiations on brexit. Even though is won't be in them, puzzling?

>>127475500
It is but a flesh wound! A paracetamol and she'll be good as new!

t. The NHS

>>127476019
She made a full recovery, God bless the wonderful NHS!

>>127475971

That's me lad, 'avin' it large, mad for it, sorted

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>>127475578
Simon. Don't you understand that soon everytime you weirdpost someone will call you Simon? Simon is already a freakmeme response to stupidity.
>Don't be a Simon, lad.

Which seat does UKIP have again?

>>127475982
it stop the chunks of limescale from going in your tea. but limescale is good for you so you should zealously remove these from your kettles.

vegans rely on limescale for their calcium.

>>127476089
Gay people are faggots, bro.

>>127476103
Could you be any more reddit?

This brit/pol/ is off to a cracking start.

>>127476096
So how would you support the current policy that indirectly supports ISIS by supporting the Saudi/Mossad/Turkish alliance aginst Assad who is the only one BTFO of those Scumbags?

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>>127475925
Brit/pol/ needs more kayleigh posting

>>127476198
Clacton

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so this old faggot can post his horse cock repertoire but i can't post mummy? fuck off mods you vermin

>>127476238
Yeah I could say 'albeit' and let me girlfriend peg me

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>>127476246
THINGS

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>>127476198
All of them

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>>127475864
Good. If only he could delete your existence, too.

>>127475925
It's lovely and slightly hopeful to see so many people from a younger generation 'finding' him though.

>>127476019
>>127476103
Sadly, she went into cardiac arrest a little over an hour after that photo was taken. She would have lived had it not been for too deep, too fast, ideological Tory cuts to the NHS, and our lack of skilled doctors and nurses from the Middle East and North Africa.

>>127476198
It doesn't

>>127476198
Clacton-on-sea but they will not have it for very long as the constituents voted for Carswell and not UKIP.

>>127476246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSP1E04zp5Y

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>>127476092
>>127476121
>These two newfag Cunts Are still putting capitals at the start of greentext
Assimilate or fuck off
>>127476235
Yes

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Bank Holidays, Do we really need em?

>>127476121
it's your forced meme and it's not going to catch on granddad

UKIP Arent gonna get a single seat are they lads

give ito me straight

>>127476201

>tfw live in a softwater area and limescale is neigh on non existant

soft water master race

>>127476400
Yes.

>>127476417
Not a chance

>>127476369
The fuck, I don't know what you mean you crusty cunt.

>>127475862

>That bin bag with the glasses

wat

>>127474722
You mean cheese on toast?

Put my £500 In the Tories to get under 375.5 seats

>>127476442
Nah, it's just a sea of degeneracy

>>127476037
He looks way better without those glasses. His wife has an almost matching pair so while it was a little cute to see them both wearing them in the guestbook, he'd do well to stick to contacts. Something about those big plastic frames makes his nose look huge.

/pol/ would probably freak out if they actually saw a picture of his wife.

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ITT: We discuss what she would budget for and how much she would spend on it if she was Home Secretary.

She's already promissing us bargain basement coppers at £30 a pop lads what more do we want?

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>>127476400
Fucking hate bank holidays desu. Can't go anywhere with the roads and all public places being crowded to buggery.

>>127476566
Waste. They're still on track for around there and will likely go up

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>>127475767
As an Elsa poster you should know that your insignificant banter can only hold a lukewarm reception here.

Anyone doing anything nice tomorrow (bank holiday) with their family?

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can't stand this fucking heat lads.

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>>127476270
More? Really?

I wind cunts up every day with it.

>>127476660
reckon kayleigh takes random cock from people in clubs every weekend

>>127476600

Dianes chocolate pissflaps

>>127476606
To be fair this one has been quieter than others.

I just use them to do things like decorate, catch up on jobs at home.

Reminder that the animal cock poster is avatarfagging

>>127476642
Hoping I die in my sleep
Wishing I won the lottery
Praying for a miracle
Until it all sinks in for the day
And then repeat

>>127476725
Reading that made me gag. Please stop.

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>>127476760
>avatarfagging as a group of things

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>>127476600
>you will never be spitroasted in an orkney gulag by your nation's glorious rulers
why even live?

>>127476657

Crack open an IPA and pretend you're in India duraning the Raj lad, it's what I do

>>127475009

Higher kettle prices usually entail a quicker boiling time.

>>127475754
fucking listen to yourself

the tories want to model us on china, all of that stuff around proxies you are talking about will be made illegal, they will try and outlaw encryption.

a vote for tories is a vote for the death of internet freedom, may is a fucking cunt

>>127476268
So your suggesting Nicola would support Assad?
Neither position matters to Isis. Isis wants to fight the world, it has to to confirm their religious position.

>>127474685
>A johnny foreigner free internet

i support this 100%

>>127476914
Use that time to think about the Queen.

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>>127476725
>>127476816

You'd fap to her nudes admit it. She looks like Trevor McDonald in drag.

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>>127476600
she's doing better in life than me feeding off the dying carcass of brits and she's actually breeding ffs.

>>127474118
>Those same boomers were chanting THATCHER OUT and supporting the miners

People forget that many of the 1930 1940 and after babyboomers were very lefty , even communists .My granddad was basically a communist and he died a conservative voter, same with my other grandparents

>>127476657

The last few days have been bearable. Thursday and Friday were fucking awful though.

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>>127476657
>tfw got windows open, fan on, and in a room that faces away from the Sun

Sucks to be you lad

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>>127476660
>capitals AND underscores in a filename
>unironic usage of .pngs
>shit slag waifu

I'd hunt you down and scoop your eyeballs out if it was legal

>>127476721
This

>>127476746
Fair enough then if you stay home and crack on with stuff, but I spent 2 hours sat on the motorway yesterday surrounded by weekender cunts in people-carriers

>>127476914

Modern kettles are too loud in my opinion

>>127477052
communist party used to actually win seats in the UK in the 30's and 40's.

>>127476858
It's irrelevent image spam so we know it's him, he can be banned for it.

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>>127476968
Nicola would support Jimmy Savile's reanimated corpse if it meant 'independence'. They are little more than opportunistic chancers.

>>127477031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKGrJ88osNA

>>127476606
They're every bloody 2 weeks these days

>>127477169
is he avatarfagging as an id too?

>>127477108
What time did you set off lad? I went for a little mini break with the gf and the roads were pretty empty.

Came back today. Never travel back on a BH Monday, now I can get some stuff done and feel like I've had a rest before I go back to work.

>>127475459
"I've banged no screw, I retaliated. There was two of 'em, kicking the shit out of me".

"Well, retaliate here. Come on"....

>>127477220
No they're not

>the fucking price of some of these kettles
http://www.argos.co.uk/search/kettle/category:33017080/opt/sort:price:desc/

Anyone here from Ashfield, whos gonna take it?

>>127477031
>You'd fap to her nudes admit it

I would 2bh

>Trevor McDonald in drag.

kekd, oh man I wish I had my photoshop installed right tnow

>>127477310
Literally had a £10 one from sainsburys for 5 years now and it's fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI

POL /btfo/ HAHAHAHHAHHA

ETERNALLY BTFO

Lads what do you think of fox hunting? Personally I don't really care but if it's traditional then I guess it's a good thing.

>>127477310
just leave the water outside, it'll boil faster.

>>127477314
Probably a labour hold with a severely reduced majority.

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>>127477051

>Mfw Diane Abbot gets laid more than me...

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>>127477108
Bring it lad

>>127476606
>>127477220
>need to sort something out tomorrow
>go to shops tomorrow
>turns out it's a bank holiday
this happens every fucking week

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>>127475278
>>127475905
>>127476597
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>127476968

The current policy directly helps ISIS as they'll simply merge with the right-wing rebels (of which there are plenty of groups) currently fighting Assad.

Whereas supporting Assad would at least eliminate them as a force. But Saudi and the Emirates have always wanted to copy the US and have a force of militias to rival the Iranian militias.

Nicola wants haggis.

>>127477407
Some of his stuff is okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHA1ufmLZQY

>>127476642
If the weather stays off, I'm going to watch the jousting at Beeston castle.

>>127477310
Mum and Dad have a kitchen aid one that lets you choose the temperature in 10oC increments between 60-100 degrees.

£130 I believe.

>>127477310

Madness, I wouldn't spend more than 30 smackeroonies on a kettle

>>127477286
We've had 4 in the last 2 months lad.

That's alot of lost productivity

>>127477407
>wearing watch on right-hand wrist
didn't even bother watching this pleb desu

>>127477550
They're fucking mental.

>>127477164
>communist party used to actually win seats in the UK in the 30's and 40's.

People forget that , weird thinking about it desu lad

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granddad please stop trying to relive being a cool 13yo high schooler by saying simon on the internet

>>127477521
A lot of the earlier episodes of Comedy Vehicle were great stand up. Some of the best ever.

Shame he's a lefty bellend

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>>127476725

>>127477260
Just trying to get on with my life doing errands and shite, coming back across the border into North Wales at about 2pm was hell. Normies in shit cars with roof-racks as far as the eyes could see.

>>127477577
He's good, mate. And what? It doesn't even matter what wrist you wear it on

>>127477480

You have to be -10/10 and never speak to another human to not get sex as a female.

>>127477418
>Car loan and student loan debt bubbles about to burst
>Shambolic course of events in implementing Brexit so far
>Conventional armed forces at their worst state for more than a century
>A whole fifth column of Jihadis inside the country

But sure, let's worry about fucking fox hunting.
Both sides on that issue are fucking retarded.

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>>127477550
yeah well my kettle gives you a hard wank while you wait for the water to boil.

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Honestly, do you think labour will get over 200 Seats

>>127477542
Sounds comfy. I visited Beeston castle 2 years ago and was nice, especially the surrounding scenery. Jousting wasn't on when I went though - sounds cool.

>>127477577
Could be a lefty

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>>127477688
you don't even need to be a female person

>>127477747
180-190

>>127477550

I bet 9 times out of 10 they use it to boil water

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>>127477499
LITERALLY every fucking week mate
>>127477577
t. subhuman right-hander

>>127477659
Oh aye. The BH does bring out a certain type of super retarded driver, in either poverty spec German cars, or shitey people carriers.

And Wales - stuck on A roads I guess? I went to overtake a couple of cars coming back from Wales once, and the guy in front of me didn't check his mirrors before pulling out. Fucking cunt.

>>127477747
Unlikely. I reckon 185 or so

>>127477680
Any non-retard knows that watches for right-handed people go on your left-hand wrist so that you can operate the dials properly and use the strap easily. The exception is left-hand watches which go on your right-hand wrist, however he isn't wearing one of those.

>>127476401
We'll see, Great Great Grandson. We'll see. Give me a call when "Percy" sprouts hair, laddie.

>>127477763
I went to see the war of the roses display they did last year expecting it to be some cheesy LARP fest in plastic helmets, but it was actually really good.

>>127477831
He's not wearing a left-hand watch though, he's wearing a right-handed watch on the wrong wrist.

>>127477911
Didn't say I'm right-handed mate, just saying he's wearing a right-handed watch on the wrong wrist.

>>127477858
Everytime I go round it's been set to 100oC.

The only time it hasn't is when I've been fucking with it.

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>>127477726
this. i'm a vegetarian and fox hunting is a complete non-issue for me at the best of times, nevermind now when we are staring into the abyss.

>>127477843

Not even meming but the gorilla is easier on the eye

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If she's Rod Stewart approved then that's good enough for me.....

>>127477747
>>127477856
>>127477915
I will keep my heart rate at an average x BPM for 10 minutes where x is the amount of seats Labour get.

Screencap this.

>>127477613
I cannot.

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I CNAT MAKE UP MY FUCKING MIND

>>127477914
Yeah, A56 a shit. Some proper useless arseholes out yesterday, it's like they get some bizarre sense of superiority when the roads are packed.
>>127478059
If it's a right-handed watch then fair play desu

>>127477314
labour, always. nobody here likes the tories

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>>127478079
>parents don't know that the optimum brewing temp for tea is 70C
>clearly not british
you have to go back lad

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Jesus Christ

>>127478221
Could honestly be anything from 150-220 depending on how the rest of this campaign goes

>>127478079
>Everytime I go round it's been set to 100oC

i'm not surpirsed lad, theres always the combi-boiler for anything else under 100 your parents are absolute mad men

>>127478272
there needs to be a government brave enough to get the boomers to sell their assets. I am perfectly fine with the Tories for doing it.

>>127477108
>tfw no bubbly northern slag to show you the ropes

need to get this appetite for older woman out of my system desu

>>127478265
I find that the water must be scorching, and anything less results in a sub par cup of tea, also Tetley tea bags.

>>127478272
Didnt a very small amount of boomers even use the "free" education

>:when you end up defending a nog from a racist chav

Just glad it wasn't filmed. She had watery eyes and thanked me and I just left as quick as I could. I really hope you lads aren't chavvy mong racist types rather than suit and tie cultured racists like me.

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>>127478272
How can someone be this much of a partisan shill?

>>127478272
Christ almighty

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>>127478272
Fucking hell

>>127478427
>being a race traitor

>>127478427
nick griffin no one likes u mate

>>127478272
Jesus Christ the fucking state of these people

>>127478272
what does this mean ive been drinking all day because of bad shit and this just looks like fucking spanish to me

>>127477747
>>127477856
>>127477915
How are you predicting these results?

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>>127478394
Aye

>>127478272
The best bit about this is the minister she's on about was born in fucking Barry, Wales and went to a grammar school before Oxford.

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>>127478229
Yeah only one dial on the right-hand side of the face means it's a right-handed watch and should be worn on the left-hand wrist.

Has someone double dared May to throw this election or something?

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>>127478265
It varies between tea types lad. But for a traditional British cuppa, it should be around boiling.

>>127478603
Guesstimation+electoralcalculus+ashcroft

>>127478610
And the fact that he notes that Debbie Abrahams' Dad is a fucking DENTIST, but no, the other guy was the one who had a wealthy upbringing

>>127478586

It's not written in 4chan post form so I can't actually understand it.

I'm not even joking.

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Galloway truly going after every vote.

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>>127478272
>tfw no-one mentions that the next government will have to take the blame for a house price crash that isn't even their fault.

>>127478272
pisses me off how he's using universities to imply upbringing. I'm going to Oxford but I come from a single parent family and live in a cupboard room but everyone's gonna presume I was born with a silver spoon up my arsehole

>>127478134
Which one is May?

>>127474474
British Airways blames outsourced Poos in India for system failure and cancellations

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/business/india-business/after-it-outage-british-airways-union-blames-outsourced-it-jobs-in-india-for-problem/articleshow/58874334.cms

>visiting Dad this weekend
>has a vote labour poster in his front window
>had an argument with my jewish step mum this afternoon before I headed home about how she literally wants mass immigration to punish us for colonialism and said immigrants built this country

>>127478635

I don't think any party wants to handle the EU negotiations because it could be used against them for generations.

ᚆᚓᚂᚚ

>>127478884
gas her

>>127476420
Fuck you. I am basically 80% limescale now. Can't even remember what a fresh cuppa taste like.

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>>127478872

>>127478586
Guy's explaining why he'd support a policy under labour but oppose an identical policy under the tories simply because of the spokesperson of either party proposing it based on where each spokesperson went to university

>>127478808
Bristol has more private school students than Cambridge

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>>127478884
The state of your family mate. You have my condolences.
>>127478615
Touché m8, far more on the ball than me

>>127478890
I think secretly everyone wants a well hung parliament.

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>>127478098
It just winds me the fuck up.
An absolutely pointless issue.
No one in the real world gives a fuck.

>>127478549
I'd bet everything that it was a woman, too.

>>127478635
She is just a complete amateur who got lucky through circumstances, rather than through her own attributes. She's little more than a place-holder, and will leave barely a footnote in British political history.

>>127478751
I oppose all of his economic beliefs and a little of his social and foreign policy ones, but I genuinely hope he wins Gorton. He is a staunch Brexiteer, and this is the time when we need speakers of such conviction and eloquence in the Commons to argue for it.

That, and the fact that I put £200 on him.

>>127478872
Only seems appropriate for a truly third world airline to use third world resources.

>>127478884
>immigrants built this country

I fucking hate this meme

>>127478751
theres white people who vote for gallowmeme?

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>>127474474
DID SOMEONE SAY TOASTIE TIME?

>electoral calculus has got labour on 201 Seats

BRITPOL BTFO

>>127479041
Is he Michael Fallon in disguise?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wTPckw2m1Y

>>127479129
No. Go away.

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>>127475754
>J-just be careful about what you post on social media
>v-vote for the tories and we will be uncucked eventually


the absolute state of you lad

>>127478134

>tfw Rod will never invite you round to his place to play with his trains, mutual touching, and give you a bunch of immitations crab-meat to take home

>>127479179
I reckon labour will slip back before polling day

>>127479053
That doesn't surprise me. Cambridge can actually be a very cheap uni to go to. One of my mates has got an offer from there and he *needs* to get his grades because it's the only one he can actually afford out of the ones he applied to. Plus Oxbridge can be generous with bursaries because they treat each student like an individual.

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>>127479098
Truth Hurts.

Also:
>Working class.

BASED serfs.

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One of you "Safe Spaces" reported me for calling someone who continually posts "Cum in Mummy" in every thread a "Simon."

Just a reminder to this person…… Who the Fuck do you think invented computers and the internet? Do you you think it was your safe-space, Simons? Go suck a lemony cock of truth, faggots.

Oh look Safe-Space Simons, I'm still here.

>>127479202
Is it that bad?

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>>127479179

>CON
>375

>>127478272

>100,000lbs is an unreasonable inheritance

What sort of bullshit is that? If you haven't managed to leave your kids that much by the time you die, you're a complete failure.

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Lend Lease II

>>127475754
The state of this neet.

Clean yourself up.

May literally said she wants to be the leading country in the world of internet regulation.

'Use your proxies and you'll be fine'
Kys

>>127479271
Ye, the polls usually slide back toward the ruling party a few days before the election.

>>127479179
Kek Tories BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Comrade will STORM 200 seats and form a dangerous opposition.

>>127479402
I think he's prob got a GCHQ bone-on.

>>127479307
Even if they did though, does that mean having open door policy is a good idea now? The immigrants that built this country live here now so they got benefit from it. Given the state of housing market and massive welfare budget is it really wise to bring in a ton more unskilled workers whos wages we'll have to top up?

>>127479419
Plus the manifestos will go back in people's minds etc

>>127476454
FUUUUUUCK

>>127479419
Never forget that Tories voters usually under-report who they'll vote for.

Bunch of scumbags.

>>127479346
I don't know. Didn't click on it. But I wouldn't be surprised if it was a furry/cp chatroom - NEVER trust a kraut.

>>127479533
Ah, so say it right.
We oppose uncontrolled migration.

>Corbyn gets to 250 Seats
>Lib Dems make it back to 50 Seats like In 2010
>Tories slip back to 300 Seats
>Greens gain 10 Seats

The 3 Make a PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE and steal the election

>>127479533
Country was 'built' for bloody centuries before any shitskin set foot here.

>>127479564
What do you expect in the political climate we have today? Where people unironically call the neoliberal centrist party fascist

>>127474744
who /spoil ballot/ here?
everyone needs to get behind high-agency electoral apathy

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>>127478134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxtCqs2WFZE

Getting fucking stressed out now ive got competition

>>127479625
Lib Dems wouldn't do it.

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>>127476872
Kek'd

>>127479625
>Lib dems 50 seats
>greens 10 (ten) seats
What the fuck are you smoking lad.

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>>127479589
I went there. Bunch of nothing. Shocking if that type of shit is being shared on there.

>>127479625
>Lib Dems make it back to 50 Seats like In 2010

0% chance.

Tim gambled that the "anger stage" of the brexit referendum would carry on through to the day of the election. A foolish mistake !

>>127479402

Conservatives talk absolute shite, though.

To lead the world in this, they'd have to implement something stronger than North Korea's total ban for almost the entire population.

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>>127479533
>The immigrants that built this country

>>127479625
>lib dems
>gaining seats
I predict 5 for them. Greens are also a squib and will just have Lucas and MAYBE Bristol West if they can meme it.

>>127478272
>daugher of a dentist
when i were a lad we had to make do with one filling a week and if we were lucky we got half a wisdom tooth at christmas

>>127479621
Aye, i've always said that. GOta get outa the EU. May is the only one playing hard ball.

Jeremy would just let them bukake all over him then ask nicely for immigration control.

LIKE CAMERON DID.

>>127474744
I'm voting because I'm not mentally retarded

>>127479625
Pretty sure that they have all ruled out forming a coalition although I wouldn't be surprised if they went back on their word.

Anyone else watching Life Swap Adventure?

Thought I'd get pissed off at it for laying on the white guilt but it's not really. The guys finding things we lost on our way and the African guy is looking for things he can take back.

Genuinely quite impressed.

>>127479651
Aye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_w_x_mwxPU

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>>127479564

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is lucas a jew or a fin?

>>127479747
We're rapidly heading back to a 2 party system now that both parties are not identical

SNP are being squeezed on all sides by Labour/Tories too. It's great.

>>127479835
she's a Bosmer

>>127479706
If Lib-Dems get 50 seats I'll shag Farrons mrs.

>>127479625
>Lib Dems make it back to 50 Seats

They're more likely to lose seats, they won't be getting anywhere near 50 seats for another generation

>>127479651
try having a backbone

>>127479730
You're mad for making excuses to ignore a threat as powerful as that.

Either way this is the free world and regulating the internet is almost unheard of. It's bad enough at the minute we can be sent to prison for offending people from tweets.

Fuck that shit mate.

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Pay the toll little kids

>>127479835
She's a mess

>>127479903
>it's great
How is it great? It's only a 2 party system in the sense that labour went off the deep end.

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>>127479934
>there's some fucking sick ppl 'ere

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>>127477613
>granddad please stop trying to relive being a cool 13yo high schooler by saying simon on the internet
The oxymoronic statement of youth juxtapositioning with a picture of a pensioner…. WOW!

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the english

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>>127479934

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>>127479756
Jeremy actually wanted an end to free-movement as he's always been pro-Brexit deep down.

Would never and did never agree deep down with the neo-liberal low-wage migration policy as it disenfranchises the working class.

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>>127479755
You were lucky, etc.

>>127479934
Genuinely didn't know he was married. It's nice to know he'll have someone to go home to once that hero who changed his name to Mr. Fish Finger for the election replaces him as MP.

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>scots

>>127479934
Jesus m8. Don't bet what you can't afford to lose.