Brit/pol/ Sturgeon NEILED edition

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It's time to emigrate.

Post your best haggis stirring memes lads

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>>127468089

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>tfw genuinely want to join a local environmentalist movement and make as much of a difference as I can, but if I do that I'll have to surround myself constantly with the worst type of SJW liberals

Why is there no conservative environmentalist movement in the UK?

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>>127468188

>>127468089
kys immediately. mummy posters and haggisfags will hang

>>127467870

Fallon BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wTPckw2m1Y&index=6&list=PL-DfNcB3lim9IZmUXEjE1Ov0Ir1NDa3Yr

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MOVE

LAST

NIGHTS

HAGGIS
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>>127467870

Every time I see her I get a taste of haggis in my mouth.

You've done this to me Brit/pol/.

>>127468188
because environmentalists generally stand in the way of everything because some irrelevant type of newt might have to move to a different habitat or die off

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>>127468257
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>>127468347

>>127468282
North Yorkshire is pretty good desu.

Lovely countryside, didn't see any black people, truly an English paradise.

>>127468280
handled it pretty well desu.

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>>127468362
>>127468366
>>127468377
>>127468381

>>127468221

I live near Rusholme and its like living in the fucking Middle East, especially when it gets hot

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>they've decided to crowbar a nigger into the delightfully comfy Springwatch, the only thing I enjoy on telly besides This Week

Hahaha fucking kill me lads

>>127466964
>Unionists call them nationalists, and insinutate all the time that they're right-wing nazi particular-white supremacists, even though they're just as EUrophilic and lefty.

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The SNP will still most likely retain a majority as so many people up here will vote for free shit, but they will never again hold as many as 54 seats at Westminster, and anything less can only ever be viewed as a loss and as a failure.
>win win

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Morning, lads.

Rate me out of 10.

>>127468443
>I live near Rusholme
I'm sorry to hear that m8, it's a shithole round there.

>>127468282
Only a matter of time before NI is enriched too.

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>>127468539

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*blocks your girlfriends path*

We going to get any new polls tonight?

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>bbc reporter literally saying something like the residents of Moss Side are distressed about the amount of attention it is getting
>just after he said that some wogs, one riding a bike the other sitting on it's handlebars ride past, with the one sitting on the handlebars mimicking shooting a gun at the reporter.

Fucking hell.

>>127468703
got a vid?

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No Cummy in Mummy posters allowed.

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For me its got to be 1>3>2


who would /pol/ like to make long, slow love to. kezia, nicola or ruth?

how was sturlel? i didnt watch her interview, can someone give me le brief rundown

>>127468786
Just go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews and then to just before 18:41

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*blocks your wife's path*

>>127468807
none
would rather die

>>127468807
What is it about politics that turns women into lesbians?

>>127468810
>Sturgeon bows to Neil

>>127468807
Hang them all from the forth bridge instead...

>>127468807
I genuinely would rather kill myself than have to pump any of those three, and that's coming from someone who has done some seriously ugly trolls...

>55 y/o man dead in norn iron after being shot in sainsburys carpark in bangor, county down

>>127468807
all of them are fucking dykes wtf

>>127468567

It really is. I fucking hate it. The fucking takeaways aren't even good.

>>127468807
nicola
kezia and ruth are dykes and should be thrown off arthurs seat

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>>127468951
Power.

>>127469010
Our party leaders are 3 women and 2 faggots didn't you know?

>>127469077
Careful now

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>>127469001
Was it just a mentalist or was there another motivation?

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>>127468992
If you don't like anything being sold, you don't have to buy.

Votetards need to learn this.

>>127469010
>>127468992
>>127468978
>>127468951
>>127468943
>free pussy?......no thanks

bunch of faggots.

I would merrily AND HEARTILY plough kezia into next week

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*blocks your mums path*
>"do you have a light babe?"
>she blushes

What do you do brit/pol/?

>>127469134
I don't know yet.

>>127468188

I know this feel. Just join a local group that does beach cleaning and stuff and try to ignore their personalities.

>>127469001
Unlikely it would be reported on the news here

>>127469337
Just seen it on Sky News tv channel

>>127468872
quintessential

>>127469337
It's on Beeb as of 22mins ago
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40076147

Got some flip-flops today lads, best decision I've made all year

>>127469500

GOOD

how did Sturgeon do?

>>127468951
If you count up MSPs and their staff, the majority of people in Scottish politics today are gay. Speaks volumes, really.

>>127469177
Then you haven't seen her up close.

>>127469500
Cultural appropriation

>>127468221
>Diversity

>>127469541
NIGHT

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>>127468606
I already blocked your girlfriend's path. What now? Deus Vult? 99.9995% of you Simons don't even know what what having a girlfriend is even like, never mind surrendering them to the BBC

>>127469077
Why do all comprehensives built in the 50s, 60s and 70s look like my school?

>>127468810
>basically going BUT MY FACTS SAY THE OPPOSITE on education

>>127469135
ozymandias was easily the coolest character from the watchmen universe

IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13060411

http://www.strawpoll.me/13060411

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*blocks your sisters path*
>she gets wet

Unironically, what could you do?

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State-sanctioned yoga and morning exercises when?

>>127469412
>>127469465
Surprising, as usually with norn Ireland stuff there is a media blackout. They try make out the troubles are completely over and all is rosey

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>>127469622
>HURR DURR PEOPLE ONLY FIGHT BECAUSE OF RESOURCES

Basically the EU lad.

>>127469500
>POST FEET

>>127469500
If I was going for bare-foot footwear it probably bear sandals or a very light and airy pair of trainers. Flip-flops never feel right on my feet

>>127469571
>Then you haven't seen her up close

aye I huv...I'm just high-test and alpha

>>127469606
STOP SAYING SIMON!!!!

>>127469873
It's off topic spam, report it as such.

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>>127469704
Blocks his sisters path. Nice try Simon.

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Have you bought your gun yet, brit/pol/?

>>127469001
Just another day in my wonderful country

>>127469732
Earlier I was toying with the policy that the NHS should provide free yoga sessions on a massive scale, to anyone who wants them. Sounds ridiculous, but I'm convinced that it would be a very cost-effective preventative strategy - if you read some of the scientific literature around yoga, it's linked to a shitload of positive physical and mental health effects.

>>127469734

Guaranteed it's drug gang shit which might be aligned along sectarian lines but it doesn't mean The Troubles are back.

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>>127469732

based nuttall

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/ukip-leader-paul-nuttall-would-10518052

>>127470005
Aren't the RIRA a glorified drugs gang now?

>>127469946
He said that before there were as many wogs in the country as there are now.

>>127470073
Please remember to archive sites with a reputation for shilling and clickbait.

https://archive.is/6Q0um <- mirror.co.uk article

>>127469734
Its probably drugs or internecine feuding

>>127469500

>implying anyone wants to see hairy manfeet in public

You better only be wearing them by a pool, lad.

>>127469759

Stay on your best behaviour for a bit and we'll see

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>>127469873
It only applies to Simons, not non-Simons, faggot.

>>127470005
I wouldn't say the troubles are back, but lots of bombs are cars and killing that don't get reported on the news here

>>127470073
> Mr Nuttall stressed his support for capital punishment was a personal view, not official UKIP policy, but added: "If enough people called for a referendum on this we would be only too happy to give them one."
Meanwhile the headline
Fucking hate the media

>>127467870
fuck off back to /int/

you've already ruined that place with all these shitty generals, stop coming here

>>127469857
Okay, champ.

>>127469946
>>127470089
Today he would probably be considered an arch-fascist by the same window-lickers on the left who love posting his quotes on Facebook and buying copies of 1984 as props.

>>127470230

And it's 99% drug related.

Any actual terrorism would be highlighted immediately because you can basically leverage the public hatred of Islamic terrorism into this shit; even the Irish have no interest in it.

>>127470333

>you always talk, you americans

>>127470333

newfag

>>127470333
How new? Brit/pol/ is ancient

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>>127470420
>And it's 99% drug related.

what are you gentlelads having for your dinner this evenings?

>>127470333
Back to r/The_Donald faggot

>>127470595
Roast beef and Yorkshire puddings

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*blocks your daughters path*
>she gets turned on

How can uglys even compete?

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>>127470420
>And it's 99% drug related
I would disagree

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-10866072

>>127470740
That is the worst fucking tattoo I've ever seen

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>that Quick Quid advert where the mum tells her teenage son "you'll just have to smell today" because the boiler packed in
>trying to attract customers by making them think of a teenage lad's BO and spunkcrusted belly

wew

>>127470748
What's Gabe Newell doing on the side of that house?

>>127470682

nice. whose making it?

my birds making me some shit like salmon with chilled mango.

i just want beef or something, is that too much to ask?

>>127470748
The potato famine is one of our greatest achievements

>>127470595
Pizza with spinach and blueberries. Never tried it before, could go either way.

>>127470740

i dont even get what youre driving at, why did you post this?

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STOP PRESS

>>127470910
My mum, (I'm 18)

>>127470949
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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cum in mum

>>127471042
MORE FOLLOWS

>>127470595
i had fried bacon, eggs, tomatoes and mushrooms

https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/868893655330938880

The absolute state

>>127470999

do you have teh cancer or something? Childhood leukemia? Or are you pregnant?

>>127471143
Yummy yummy cummy in mummy tummy

>BA going to have to pay 150 million in compensation

Perhaps they should have invested in an uninterruptible power supply.

Just started listening to Andrew Neils autobiography and I got the image of Diane Abbott giving him a tit wank and had to stop.

>>127471042
Christ almighty that sounds shit
>The film tells about a manager of the museum who is responsible for an exhibition space that houses a new installation which provides people with a symbolic space. He hires a PR firm to create buzz around the installation, but the publicity produces a public racket

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Been away from Brit/pol/ for a couple of weeks, hope none of you cunts were caught up in the happening on Monday.

On that note, why are Labour soaring now? What the shit guys?

>>127471235
None of those things, blueberries are lovely.

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New attack ad focusing on Fat Abbott.

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/868884091759886337

>>127470910
>salmon with chilled mango
Sounds nice lad

>>127471036
he wants someone to say he looks cool because he has long hair and smokes, both qualities that make him a faggy twat

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>>127470797
You're a pleb m8

It's an optical illusion by some old victorian artist if i remember correctly

>>127471056

enjoy your mums cooking while you can lad
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>before some bird with big tits and exotic recipes she saw off the telly gets a hold of you.

>>127471360
>why are Labour soaring now?
They're stealing lib dem and green votes hard because of free shit. It's stopped and rumours going about that they're down in polls coming soon.

>>127471326
Fuck me what a Jew movie.

>>127471042
This is nothing

Once saw BREAKING NEWS on the dot matrix board on the tube where they tell you how long until the next train

I waited a few seconds and the Breaking News was "Luke Shaw signs for Man Utd"

>>127471282
Perhaps they should just stop being such a shit, third world airline.

>>127471360
The Tories are utterly incompetent. They took a wave of temporary support over Brexit and squandered it with an awful manifesto.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Scstc4QmJTg

Haggis interview for any who missed it

>>127471036
>>127471373
my point is: it doesn't matter as long as you have a good face

also, what's bad about long hair and smoking, you utter faggot? ...as if you don't smoke cock and watch anime in your mums basement

If we had PR here a real right wing party would form and it would end up being a constant battle between Tories + new right wing party vs Lab/LD/Grn/SNP/PC.

Not sure if it would be awful or good.

>>127471366
pretty good attack. She completely deserves all of the abuse she gets.

>>127471448
>I like x artwork
>therefore I'm going to tackily (and permanently) adorn my torso with it

I can't help but feel you proved anon's point to a tee.

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Anyone here ever get to fly on Concord?

I never did, what a shame.

>>127471196

let me guess my lad-

you're a bachelor frog?

>can never go wrong with bacon and eggs in any combo

although mind the heart disease

>>127471609
Fuck off to /r9k/ with this cancer

>>127471648
it's a tattoo, you pleb. i've seen people with worse tattoos than that, and i like it personally.

i don't think it was finished in the picture though

>>127471609
you fit the stereotype of an insecure sissy faggot so much, I bet you have an anime body pillow too don't you you little nonce

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>Tfw had four pieces of cod and chips for din dins

>>127471360

>12% behind "soaring"

The Tories are still in the mid 40's and are going to end up with a 100-120 majority according to most serious predictions.

>>127471653
Nah too young, had a toy one though always thought they looked cool

>>127471705
it's hardly /r9k/, it's simply true

>>127471722
oh yeah? from what? 5 posts on the net, you fucking bellend?

stop pretending you can tell anything about a person from a few posts on here
you're a bitter retard

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>>127471609
>He's spent nearly 40 minutes crying to himself because he got called out for being a faggot

>>127471614
We'd end up with
>Hard left corbynite party
>centre left blairite party
>classical liberal party (what the lib dems should be) like the German FDP
>centre right party
>green nutjobs
>"""far""" right party

>>127471360
they're not. polls = fake news

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>>127471360
>labour
>soaring

lolno

>>127471363

yes they are a reputed superfood, as is spinach. that pizza probably could cure cancer.

bonne appetit!

>>127471830
>it's hardly /r9k/, it's simply true
>>>/r9k/

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>>127471143
Embarracing, Simon. Can you post a "real" human talking to you, not just one you fapped to to in a dirty place?

>>127471713
>it's a tattoo
Wow really, I'm shocked. In what way was I possibly disputing that?

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>>127471196
yes i am a bachelor frog

bring on the heart disease

>>127471830
there it is, clearly hit a nerve haven't I? Is that why your dad hates you because you're such a disgusting disappointment you anime watching faggot

>>127471837
>40 minutes
what?
you're a retard m8

>>127471881
lol it is though, i don't understand
it's not even r9k

>>127471467
>they're stealing lib dem and green votes hard because of free shit.

yeah, the tory slide is people saying wtf to the tory manifesto. by my reckoning ukip would be on at least 20% if people weren't afraid voting for them would let labour in. perhaps the best answer is a fuck-up parliament. nobody's happy, every goes to shit much faster with weak govt. accellerationism ftw. it's actually a workable theory. fuck these cunts, day of rope soon.

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What does Britpol think of Wales?

> 93.2 % White
> The 2011 census showed Wales to be less ethnically diverse than any region of England
> I've lived in the Valleys all of my life and I have never seen a nigger or paki with my naked eyes.

Not trying to put my anglo bros down with statistics, just pointing out that Wales is one of the White man's last stands.

>>127472001
>it's not even r9k
>WAH WAH SOME PEOPLE LOOK NICE
>>>/r9k/

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>>127471366

>Attacking Abbot
>The only one who can get us 10,000 more police at £30 a pop
>True bargain hunter

>>127471861

Still a closing gap senpai. As far as Labour is concerned it mas as well be soaring...

>>127472033

Yeah but your accent is disgusting and you're all left wing cunts.

>>127471950
>he thinks swearing means he's hit a nerve
why are you so sensitive faggot?

stop being a bitter virgin and shhh whining

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authoritarian ball drainings in mummies fuck dungeon

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>>127471769
>tfw had a double choc Magnum on chocolate weetabix for brekkie and absolutely nothing since

>all this tedious yank-like 'ooh i bet you do x bro I'm in your head bro you mad?' rubbish

No need eh

>>127472023
>ukip would be on at least 20% if people weren't afraid voting for them would let labour in
Yeah, no.

>>127472086
you've been posting your faggot pictures on here for an hour now crying for attention that you desperately seek from being fatherless. Disgusting cuck

>>127472079
yeah... i'm not saying it's a bad thing at all, you should be posting this to the other anons getting upset and calling him "ugly" etc.

lol

>>127471771
>>127471861
With the britain elects poll average, we'd end up with a tory majority of ~72

>>127472001
I was only 5 mins off
>>127468381
Post 1: 18:48

>>127471830
Post before mine: 19:23
Top yourself, grease-skinned tard

>>127472181
Oh you're just being a faggot then
>>>/lgbt/

>>127472033
>Wales is one of the White man's last stands.

Do you known what Gododdin is?

>brit/pol/ not discussing Sturgeon dominating Andrew Neil in the interview

lol

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>>127470595
>>127471769

>>127471769
Stuffed myself silly with a five course Michelin star job yesterday, and I've just not felt hungry at all today.

It's probably not healthy.

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Thanks Google.

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>>127472157
keep projecting you massive beta

you're upset because you're an ugly cunt

>>127472207
mate, you realise you can do other stuff in between posting yeah?

get a life you cartoon watching gay lord

>>127472311
We did whilst it was on. She got fucked roughly

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>>127472113
Eat something anon

>>127472269
>recognising your competitions strengths and weaknesses
>fag
pick one pleb cunt

>>127472311
If she weren't capable of holding her own in interviews she wouldn't be where she is now. It's not really of any consequence anyway- if you were going to vote SNP her getting dominated wouldn't stop you, and if you weren't her doing well wouldn't convince you to. SNP voters/non-voters are pretty entrenched groups.

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>>127472339
nice what was in it?

>>127472311
She looked like a right tit, did better than Corbyn but worse than May. I reckon Nuttall will be in the middle between Sturgeon and Corbyn.

>>127472366
jesus christ your forehead is fucking MASSIVE. I'm not sure now if you're keeping your long hair to fit the emo edgy stereotype or to hide your receeding hair line

>>127472392
>Unironically being fat and unable to lose weight

>>127472489
>SNP voters/non-voters are pretty entrenched groups.
Polls are showing the SNP lead sliding though

>>127472085
I've always been told my accent is pretty friendly and jovial, but suit yourself, boyo.

you're half right about the lefties, the MUH MINES generation is dying out. All I see here in the valleys are patriots and xenophobes who mainly voted to Leave the EU.


>>127472303
the poem? aye, what of it?

>>127472033
I was ambivalent until you all bravely voted for Brexit.
I've not cracked a joke about you sheep-fucking weirdos since.
Top lads.

>>127472568
It's not even him, this shit is off of some instagram

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ANY NIKE ANONS ABOUT? WONDERING WHAT'S A GOOD STARTER BIKE

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>>127472392
Nothing in besides milk and teabags lad, and shops are all closed now. I won't survive the night.

How would Parliament look if the winner of each seat was the bookies favourite?

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>>127472088
There's a big difference between fact and fiction, Simon.

>>127472531
nuttall will get eviscerated, he has brain the size of a new potato

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>>127472574
>tfw svelte

>>127472712
Find a tesco express or something, they open late

>>127472574
How do you lose weight when the only thing you enjoy in life is tasty food? Asking for a friend...

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>>127472085
>accent is disgusting and you're all left wing cunts.

Neither of which is remotely true. The Englishman has no better neighbour, friend and ally than the Welshman. The Welsh are also much funnier than the Irish (are supposed to be). When I was a leftist I found my Welsh mates annoying in their conservatism, and let's be honest Thatcher was a cunt to them so they had a right to go a bit che guevara.

>>127472838
Find tasty food that's lower in calories?

>>127472568
Jesus Christ, the guy in the picture isn't me and he's literally featured on "hottest guy ever" lists and is a model... but yeah, some greasy fat fuck anime watcher is better looking... right?

Lol, you fucking idiot

>>127472687
Never claimed it was bellend

>>127472786
None round here m8

t. ruralfag

>>127471880
Thanks, I eat loads of these so-called superfoods desu. Currently drinking a green tea (my 4th of the day), and have in my fridge/cupboard blueberries, spinach, broccoli, kale, avocados, linseed, and baobab. If I don't live til past 100 and I'll be VERY annoyed desu.

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>>127472740

Pic related.

>>127472838
Burn more calories than you consume. It's not fucking rocket science.

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>>127472712
Do you just buy food from the paki shop?
>double choc Magnum
>chocolate weetabix
>milk
>teabags
I will pray for you anon

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Would Tories be even more popular if Mummy had the same hair as from four years ago?

>>127472944
Surely you can drive to one? Not even a shitty petrol station budgens about?

>>127472568
>receding hairline
you wot m8? guy has one of the strongest hairlines i've ever seen

>>127472838
are you a human being or a labrador?

it is within your ability to just not eat, so maybe you should try that

>>127472915
you are a faggot then you must like saving "hottest guy ever" pictures to your computer do you? Unreal, you sad virgin

>>127468188

Idk what it's like in the UK but most hunting based 'clubs' are very pro-environment.

>>127472944
>not going over to the neighbours and being invited to stay for a meal

>>127470595
Pork roast dinner cooked by dear ol' mum.

>>127472756
That is true, plus I've just remembered about the Hillsbrough bollocks aswell. He will do worse than Corbyn. But Corbyns' answer on how he will borrow the £250bil from issuing government bonds made me want to gouge my fucking eyes out.

Ratings out of 10
May - 2.5
Corbyn - 1
Sturgeon - 1.5
Nuttall - 0.5 (prediction)

>>127472838
Exercise and eat less

>>127473054
Stop deflecting from the fact that you (a probable fat greasy virgin) just called a supermodel and clearly good looking guy ugly because you're that bitter

laughable m8

>>127472634
cheers son, we're the Rohan to your Gondor.
Once the EU fucks right off, we can finally share our most succulent sheep with you, and bless you with 72 lambs in the afterlife.

>>127472579
Uh, the battle described therein was the last stand of the bryhtonic whyte men of this island, before the onslaught of the heathen angles.

>battle of Catraeth

>>127472529
Started with a trio of canapés, squid ink macaron, tapioca cracker and a cheese and pastry bite that looked like a custard cream but was savoury.

Then had a french onion soup, which came with little balls of gruyere cheese, and beautifully caramelised onion, followed with sirloin steak, watercress, triple cooked chips and a bearnaise foam.

Then a lemon and raspberry sorbet with a white chocolate cone, followed with strawberry, clotted cream fudge and sorrel ice cream, with strawberry wafer.

>>127473201
Angles aren't white?

>>127472574
The more Scots become politically aware the more support they lose, most of their voters don't even know their policies they just vote for the name, my idiot dad included.

just eat are shit lads pakis fucked up my kebab order fuming

>>127473189
Not going to lie, I had lamb two times a day for an entire week when I visited Caernarvonshire and I don't regret a moment.

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>>127473189

I was always curious about that... is there a strong nationalist scene in Wales or something? Never expected you lot to vote leave with us...

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>>127468381
Will you just fuck off already you pathetic, insecure cock?

>>127473331
>eating pakishit
you deserve it

>>127473331
>kebab

Enjoy eating human meat

>>127473331
I'm here for you sweetie xxx

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>>127472740
>when people unironically claim that she is now the 'leader of the free world'

>>127473019
Careful, now. Don't go destroying a multi-million pound Emperor's New Clothes industry.

>>127473310
The sheer disbelief amongst the SNP kool-aid drinkers is going to be insane after the election. Their echo chamber insulates them from how far their support amongst normies has plunged.

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>>127472903
I wish I could find some mate. I despise nothing more than Mediterranean couscous-salad type shitfood. I like exotic fruit, but it's expensive as shit and never in. It's difficult to find anything healthy and filling too.
>>127473024
I just finished at uni for the year so my cupboards are a fucking state :(
>>127473034
I guess I could, but maybe skipping one meal is for the best
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>>127473154
I know lads but it's fucking hard... exercise I can get back into over the summer, but I don't see a way I'll stop enjoying food anytime soon

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>>127473256
Everything except the cheese stuff sounds nice

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>>127473331

That reminds me, I haven't shilled for munchy boxes yet today.

>>127473331
>supporting pakis financially

>>127473376
stay mad ugly

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>>127473445

>sweetie xxx

...Mum? When did you discover /pol/?

>>127473582
Literal kebab shop floor sweepings.

>>127473090
They're probably the same over here, but you can only get them in proper rural areas, and they're pretty elitist. It's a weekend club for posh tits to go shooting pheasants, and if you're not equally posh and dim you'll probably not get on with them, so for the average /pol/ shitposter it's a non-starter.

>>127473500
>I despise nothing more than Mediterranean couscous-salad type shitfood.
I just do my own curries, bolognese etc. Snacking replaced by natural yogurt and fruit only.

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>>127471950
>there it is, clearly hit a nerve haven't I?
Interesting… a creature that thinks it won't be roped on the day of the rope. Another Mummy May Simon guaranteed.

>>127472366
jealous of his hair desu

can't be arsed going through the horrible looking middle stage to get it that long though

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>cooked by mum!!

sounds double crispy my lad- you be sure and wash the dishes for your dear old mum now!

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reminder to not vote tory, thank you

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Enjoy the future my dear brits

>>127472149
okay more like 15-18% but still.

here's why i think so in case you give a fuck:

the people who would call themselves ukip voters in the past, who would do so again if they smelt danger, is easily about 12-15%, and could be higher going by brexit figures (the last national poll); while there is about half as much again in ukip 'flirters' who may have voted for them in the past and/or would consider voting for them in the future if the reasons they were considering doing so re-emerged.

at present many are caught between being afraid to let labour in and lose brexit altogether, and the fact that the tory manifesto is a fucking nightmare. I've spoken to tons and it's the same theme. it's anecdotal but it's quite consistent and fairly wide ranging geographically.

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>>127473582
REEEEE the united kebab association are shilling munchy boxes again

>>127470852
That beta can either wash himself over the sink or have a cold shower. What a faggot.

>>127473758
Opinions change as people get older

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>>127473638

But delicious.

Here's one laid out photogenically.

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>>127472088
Simon…. It's not real.

>>127473431
fuck off

>>127473445
what to order next time

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>>127473582
you know you want one

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>>127471360
Labour's core vote is pleased since Monday

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>>127473769
>okay more like 15-18% but still.
Nuttal has ruined them and half their voters were just eurosceptics who've immediately gone back to the tories.

>>127473758
This has always been the case, as people get older their views flip

>>127473808
Makes me physically sick just looking at it, sort your life out m8.

>>127473734

Aiite lads explain this one, genuinely curious. Why are we supporting somebody who'd probably put /pol/ on a block list?

>>127473758
Also I bet that young share is actually lower but the shy tory effect is enormous amongst under 25s

>>127473582
Explaining this to foreigners is always interesting.
The look of sheer horror and morbid curiosity...

>>127473758
This has been done to death for centuries.
False assumption that opinions don't change with age.
I'd question how you could fall for it, and then saw your flag.

>>127470595
Proper Sunday roast for me

>>127473758
"If You Are Not a Liberal at 25, You Have No Heart. If You Are Not a Conservative at 35 You Have No Brain"

>>127473803
I know but look at todays youth and tell me in all seriousness that 65% of them will vote Conservative in 40 years

Current cuckoldery has reached levels that are far beyond the boomer socialism

>>127473959
because being left wing on 4chan in the current year+2 is blasphemy

enjoy not being able to browse /pol/ in a few months retards, because I know I sure won't

>>127473891
i agree.

shame about nuttall. maybe i need to take over the party and conduct a purge.

>>127471360
Because promises of unlimited gibs forever and fear of a small portion of the population not having as much gibs as their poorer counterparts.

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>>127473658
Ok thanks for the suggestions mate. How do you ration cooking etc, do you do one-man portions or save some for another meal?
>>127473808
I'm fucking starving desu, but that pile of paki muck's not nudging my food pecker one bit

>>127473758
I was a marxist labour supporter at 18, now a Tory at 24. The change is slower for others...

>>127473959
Because Votetards are morons who get hard when someone shout their favourite buzzwords.

>>127473959
better option than corbyn who is willing to scrap trident, let more mudslimes and immigrants in and cannot run the country

>>127474054
Those same boomers were chanting THATCHER OUT and supporting the miners.

>>127474006
This. Talking to under-25s as an under-25, it's just taken as a given that you want the Tories out.

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>>127473734
Tories may restrict internet, mainly aimed at terrorists. Labour will ban white people.

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>>127474090

Some Chinese places now do a Chinese version.

>>127473284

in the sense that they are not indigenous Britons, no.

so from that perspective the welsh and the southern scots, are the real whites of brton, you get me blud? before such concepts as Wales and Scotland had been invented, there was Gododdin.

>>127474090
>How do you ration cooking etc, do you do one-man portions or save some for another meal?
Cook enough for 3-5 meals up and freeze it. Just cook fresh rice/pasta when you need to and microwave the food.
Stirfrys are also great, some noodles with lots of veg to bulk it out.

>>127474215

The kebab one looks better desu

>>127474072
You'd have to purge the whole party because it's populated by incompetents and backstabbers.

>>127473758
Younger people always loved labour
They just grow up when they turn 30
Also look at the gender breakdown
Near all young women vote labour or libs
While men are 50/50

>>127474292

no it doesn't

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>>127474106
Tories should change their campaign slogan to "not Labour" desu.

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>>127474208

>Mfw Dianne abbot could get us 300,000 more refugees at £1.50 a piece with a side of chips.

And you are all saying she'd be a bad negotiator. Tories BTFO

>>127473959
Both the Tories and Labour are absolute shit. I would advocate everyone just either vote UKIP or just abstain, but then I don't trust Labour voters. It's all fucked basically.

>>127474215
That one looks better than the kebab one

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>>127474106
>scrap trident
Out-dated system, Britain is too declined a power to have need of it. We need to accept that and just retire peacefully.

>let more mudslimes and immigrants in
Of the noteworthy parties, the only one which doesn't want that is UKIP.

> and cannot run the country
None of them can.
Take the black-pill, my dude.

>>127474215
Looks tasty, here's hoping my local starts doing it

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>>127474271
Right cheers for the tips. I guess it's time to man up and get some self-discipline with my diet.

making a new one

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>>127472033
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>>127474208
got a source for that quote? sounds like bullshit plastered onto an image to me

>>127474485
oh aye id vote ukip but theres no point in my local area, so it's gunna have to be the torys just so labour dont win

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>>127473734
>muh internet

Just be careful posting on social media and mainstream sites (y'know, like you already have to do since they're sanitizing and policing themselves without the UK government leaning on them) and use your proxies and you'll be fine. The capability and willingness of both the government and the industry itself to police and control the internet is not very large. They're not going to go all Great Firewall of China on everything.

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>>127474106
Your knowledge of politics is fantastic. Can you tell me about any MP who actually set an idea into law, or even worse an act? I'll wait.

>>127474654
>new thread 300 posts in
what are you doing lad

>>127474342
>You'd have to purge the whole party because it's populated by incompetents and backstabbers.

I agree, so far as those who have risen in the ranks goes. The membership is a different matter. Salt of the earth. In truth though I think UKIP is finished without some stellar brains taking over shit, and problem with that is political nous usually equals devoid of morals and easily bought.