Brit/pol/ - tfw not a bingbong edition

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What is this?

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Protect the forests

someone create a proper brit/pol/

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Reminder that the StartBuyingGunsposter doesn't understand what trees are

>>127445347
There's a small patch of pine trees near where I live, it's pretty comfy to walk through desu.

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>>127445347
>tfw all our green belt will eventually be burned away so more blocks of flats full of migrants can be put up

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>bump into qt viet girl (cakeface makeup tho) I was friends with from highschool at uni sometimes
>start hanging out at uni every now and, getting coffee and lunch sometimes
>one Friday night she randomly pops up and asks if she can come over and hang out
>end up fugging
>she's an amazing fuck, goes full porn star mode
>this becomes regular routine
>fooling around last night, no condoms so go bareback
>getting close to finishing she can feel me tensing
>go to pull out and she wraps legs around me and in pulls me and say "cum inside me, fill me up"
>cums buckets

I'm freaking out now, I think I have most likely made her pregnant.

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PART AND PARCEL

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mummy

>2003-2005 - Originalfag
>2006-2008 - Oldfag
>2009-2011 - Newfag
>2012-2014 - Cancer
>2015-2017 - Reddit

Which are you?

>>127445449
Not even blocks of flats. Vast fields to yello-bricked with black roof tile houses everywhere.

At least choose red bricks with black tiles to make it slightly more aesthetic.

>>127445091
nigga are you legit retarded?

You seem to be under the impression we can

1. 'generate' sufficient quantities of oxygen.
2. At this moment in time the capability to life without the plants and animals of this works maintaining a semi-stable biosphere.

We as a species are still too retarded to replicate such a complex system.

Fortunately, we have masses of moronic firewood for our biomass furnaces it seems.

as i was saying

>>127445365

>>127445544
>tfw when you came here from ytmnd in 2006.

Looking back on it, that place was fucking cancer.

>>127445493
I want to hatefuck her SO MUCH

>>127445347
>tfw where i live more and more stuff is being demolished to build those ugly thin tall houses (you know the ones with shared car parks, solar panels and shit) to build houses with pakis in
>theyre also building all around my uncles house in the countryside which will go from /comfy/ to /cancer city shit/
>the rich detached fuck who literally lives in a mansion also wants to build over this huge forest nearby
>will most likely because he bailed out the fucking local council building a tiny shitty football stadium that rarely gets used

T-thanks modern life, i sure enjoy seeing every single place turned in to a soulless city

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>>127445544

>tfw 2009 newfag

>>127445365
>>127445630
are you honestly trying to say that the crusades were immoral?

>>127445467
You bogan degenerate.

>>127445550
Mate I don't think you're comprehending the level of population crisis we're heading towards. The Tubes and buses in london already hardly work because there's so many fucking people

how will it look in 50 years when another generation has had 7 kids each, all brown?

We're done, give up. The entire country will be blocks of brutalist concrete flats, it will make the USSR look pretty.

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>>127445698
>was

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>>127445159
Leave Ameriburger. You have no place here.

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>>127445467
hahaha ffs was in this situation at uni a couple months ago, went at it without condoms and didn't pull out. Just message her asking that you're wondering if shes on the pill

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>>127445544
>mfw Reddit

>>127445783
Yeah it was.

>>127445467
Wouldn't worry about one time mate it's pretty unlikely

watch out though she may be trying to baby trap you

>>127445752
Not him, but the Fourth totally was. 1, 2 and 3 were legit though.
Having said that, they're totally out of line with Christ's teachings.

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>tfw will probably only live to see another 12 elections

>>127445550

The fuck are you talking about "yellow bricked black roofs"?

>>127445752
>are you honestly trying to say that murder is immoral

er, yes i am, which is what jesus said

>>127445630
The Church is filled with human beings and human beings are deeply flawed creatures. I don't agree with everything the Church has done in history but that doesn't go against my point.

>>127445698
I got shown /b/ in late 2006.

The whole.place was filled with DOBBY DIES posts.

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>>127445920
>tfw will probably live to see civil unrest and the creation of a new electoral system in the aftermath

>>127445772
>how will it look in 50 years when another generation has had 7 kids each, all brown?
>We're done, give up. The entire country will be blocks of brutalist concrete flats, it will make the USSR look pretty.

We would have probably collapsed as a society long before then , and there will be a mass die off of humans by then because of war and disease .If a proper shift took place most would die

>>127445772
Aren't there regulations regarding how close blocks of flats can be to each other? Hence that's why you see them stood a fair bit away from each other when they are built.

But I personally haven't noticed forests of flats going up. Only large swathes of houses that look awful.

>>127445951
>I don't agree with everything the Church has done in history but that doesn't go against my point.
your point is that the catholic church is the one true church with authority over the christian religion, how can it possibly have authority if it is full of flawed human beings who make mistakes?

how can you "not agree" with the church if it is the true church? it makes no sense

>>127445931
It wasn't murder. Cleansing Christian land with impure blood is a duty.

>>127445544
>people who arrived as late as 2008 are now considered oldfags by you

What is this fresh hell?

>>127445882
the fourth was a mistake

>>127445931
i don't remember jesus saying "lie over and die, and let your family die, and let your friends die, and let their families die, and let the word of god die, and let a false religion rule the world" but i haven't read the bible in years

>>127446019

Nah we're going the way of Brazil.

>>127445931
Krishna said:

"nigga sometimes u gotta do wat u gotta do"
"if some cunt tries to rek your family, you need to fug him up good"
"that shit ain't immoral yo, morality be relative and sheiiitttt"

Jesus was a cuck.

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americans can make the threads now?
I can see why these died time ago now

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>>127445493
You've never had a girlfriend, have you Simon?

>>127446051
>regulations

Those will be as meaningful as the piss you took this morning when we have thousands upon thousands of unhoused black people in every city who demand gibs or they riot and there are so fucking many of them it's literally impossible to police.

>>127446022
God I hope so. That would unironically be preferable.

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Start buying guns.

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>>127446062
So you agree with the CoE then?

Protestantism divided Europe and the Christian world for centuries. The wars set us all back decades thanks to some autistic German and a fat guy who wanted to fuck someone other than his wife.

>>127446139
What film is this?

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>>127445159
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

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>>127445159
Ah, I come on /pol/ and the first thread below the stickies is a brit/pol/ thread, good days are here again.

Anyway lads, how's it going? Been really sunny here up in Scotland and I'm enjoying my bank holiday.

>>127446068>>127446079


https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%205-7

38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also.

41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.

42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.

43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.

44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?

47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?

48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

>>127446079
>i havent read the bible in years
oh it shows

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>Christians
>British
laughing pagan.jpg

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Start buying trees.

>>127446248
im not a "protestant" or coe

churches are completely unnecessary wastes of time, almost no church follows christs teachings

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>>127446188
>image
interesting

>>127445467
1 in 20 chance

>>127446311
>Bone rattling

Every fucking time.

>>127446324
it's one thing to say allow harm to be done to yourself, but to your family and to others? and aren't you doing harm to your enemy by allowing them to spread a false religion?

think more

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>>127446139
why do you stalk my mummyposts? And yes I have. It's virgins who've only seen naked women in porn who get triggered the most by mummyposting

>>127446326

Moss side is full of non-whites is it not?

Not like the rest of manchester is at all livable, once I spent 2 days in Salford and left extremely depressed, what an absolute shithole greater manchester is.

>>127446071
>almost 10 years
I'm too old. I'll be needing young philippino women to wipe my arse soon. I now support open borders.

>>127446062
>how can it possibly have authority if it is full of flawed human beings who make mistakes?
>how can anything have authority

>>127446433
How'd you work that out?

To the absolute mong in the last thread saying trees are worthless and the natural world isn't needed for humans honestly mate just neck yourself.

>>127446184
>God I hope so. That would unironically be preferable.

Society can't keep going like this , the next recession alone will cripple us . and after that we will have a birthrate collapse all across the board. and who knows maybe ebola will show its ugly head again which i think it will

>>127446386
Beowulf was Christian or at least largely Christianised you daft twat

>>127446489
>animal print shoes
rawrrrrrrr ;)

>tfw no footjob from Theresa

>>127446546
Trees aren't real you tosspot.

>>127446546
>To Neck
>"Down it in one"

Enjoy attempting to swallow yourself mate.

>>127446450
"Love your enemy and pray for those who persecute you.” ( Mt 5.44 , Lu 6.27 , Lu 6.3 ) “Do not use force against an evil man.” ( Mt 5.39 ) “Do not resist evil with evil.” “Forgive and you will be forgiven.” (Lu 6.37 ) “Do not be anxious about your life.”( Lu 12.22 ) “In everything do to others as you would have them do to you.” (Mat 7.12 )
"Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord." (Rom 12.19)

>>127446519
>>how can anything have authority
precisely

>>127446311
>bone rattling

Good God my sides

>>127445467
Girls like being bred and beeing fucked raw , .Makes sence since being pregnant is their main goal subconsciously

>>127446689

>(you)

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I used to have an afro and support the IRA but because I don't have an afro anymore, well, I leave the implication up to you.

Can the right wing possibly ever recover from this?

Jocks literally have a call to prayer right now lads...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_nan_gaidheal

>>127446298
Lmfao!
Absolutely triggered.
Dead how faggot? I have enough guns and ammo to take out the entire london police force.
YOU get to watch a never ending invasion of Muhammads, and do nothing about it like the little bitch you are.

>>127446546
He's just up here >>127446188

I wouldn't take much notice mate, he's clearly just an autistic city shitskin who's never stepped outside the 4 walls of his bedroom.

>>127446697
Wow, it's almost like you planned to use these quotes in advance and weren't at all prepared for this or my previous post which only briefly mention any kind of self interest and which almost entirely focus on defending others and the faith of God

>>127446546
TIDF get out!

>>127446765
>(you)

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>>127446489
You're not fooling anybody with your talk of having had a girlfriend, Simon.

>>127446685
How can trees be real if our eyes aren't real?

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>>127446311

>>127446776
diane is a real mystery of how she is a politician lmao

>>127446532
Degeneracy related research, can't remember where from

>>127446546
Even beyond need the natural world is of inherent value desu.

>>127446776
Dion Abbot has darth vader hair now. I'd rather vote for darth vader tbqhwy

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>>127446914
Your attempt to bully me would only work if I was a virgin, keep trying lad

>>127445544
Cancer

OI LADS ITS 3 BONG
https://twitter.com/big_ben_clock

>>127446296
The Ten

>>127447042
>tfw if you were in a room with two bullets, Diane Abbot, Stalin and Pol Pot, you'd shoot Diane
>twice

>>127446980
>black woman
>labour politician

It's not that big of a mystery

>>127446724
Are you a liberal relativist who acknowledges no legitimate authority then? Republican?

Out.

The SNP are going to decline and decline now.

The Tories were very clever in employing ATOS and another private company to do the welfare checks because if people fail the test then they hate those companies. In Scotland they are getting rid of that and having the checks done by government workers, if they fail the test they will hate the government and the SNP will lose even more popularity.

>>127445772
Even with all the pakis if we shut our borders we wouldn't be shitting out enough baby for population growth

>>127445990
hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c16wK-low4E

>>127447226
After their performance in the 2015 General election they could only really go down

>>127447167
Just beat her to death m8 she's not worth the bullets

>>127446093

And yet, Jesus didn't tap.

>>127446814
"defending others" involves murder

murder is wrong

fact

and your self interest consists in defending those who you choose to defend. who will defend your enemies from you?

>>127447214
you have no authority over me friend

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>>127447071
Youve never had a gf, Simon. Admit it.

>>127447490
>no quotes for that
that's what i thought

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uh-oh

>>127447236

When the economy is good (and stable) white people have more kids.

Government should take the hard but smart route and incentivize the native population to have children and upskill, rather than mass importing more 3rd world welfare and criminal scum. We need leadership willing to do the hard work.

Also first step is to close the borders as much as possible and deal with the populations already here. Migration (not net migration) needs to be reduced to less than 100k, preferably zero per year in order to even start to fix that.

>>127447521
>that gif
No

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>>127447521
>you need to have a gf to have sex

Virgin detected

>>127447490
>murder is wrong

thats where youre wrong kiddo psshh

>>127447236
We dont want or need population growth. Its a meme pushed by economic hawks from international finance

>>127447645
This is a bad thing desu. It's just going to further ebolden all of the deluded Tories as they see Mummy May as having destroyed the evil in the North.

>>127447645
RUTH SURGE

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>>127447722
>using prostitutes

degenerate

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>>127447645
Great to see

>>127446396

Christianity is inescapably part of our heritage though Anon, and much good has come out of it. It does not seem inconsequential to me that an alien faith is gaining roots in our land at the very same time that our very own beliefs are being discarded.

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Can't stop watching Jahans lads

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>>127447804
>2017
>having morals

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>>127447645

>>127445347
>tfw no nationalist right wing pro-environment party

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>tfw you come on to Brit/pol/ and it's just a 'retards repeating the same points of the last month' thread
I'll be back about 23:00 when all the rabble have gone.

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>>127447804
You're a virgin neet aren't you, Simon?

>>127445544
Nah mate. 2008 are forever newfags.

>>127448165

Best we can hope for is UKIP continuing to pull the Tories further to the right whilst Labour implode.

>>127448175
this is the least original post in the thread

>>127446311
>bone rattling

I don't get it

>>127448165
>a radicalized RSPB takes over Chedder Gorge
>The last Osprey egg is scrambled for Russian oligarchs … and Bill Oddie goes apeshit … Wasn’t he once one of the goodies? Yeah, but now he’s a baddie!
>Oddie walks into the National Trust centre strapped with explosives like a Catherine wheel of hate and destruction

>>127446724
Insitutions have authority because people believe they do or because they have the power to exert authority I suppose. Never given it much thought. My understanding of the Catholic Church is that it's an unbroken continuation of Jesus on earth through Peter onward and since we're all sinners obviously those who run the church will be flawed. Not a Catholic though so take that with a pinch of salt.

>>127447490
>"defending others" involves murder
What? That's a very strange definition, and if there's no authority, how can something be "wrong"?

>>127448255
you're very determined to bully aren't you? are you philip may?

>>127448343
>further right
When it comes to the Tories is nothing like what he asked for and nor is UKIP.

>>127448464
Why are you pitching new programme ideas on brit/pol/ Alan?

>>127448431
Potato famine

>>127448343
Is UKIP also imploding as well? It seems like the entirety of British political power is turning into a One Party Rule state, with nothing but shitty centrism.

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>>127448431
The Irish did the opposite of this

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>>127445544
>Cancer
thanks I guess

>>127448583

I know but anything is better than what Labour, the Dems or the fucking Greens would do.

I believe we badly need a new party in that sort of mould though.

>>127448784

UKIP is dead, 9 out of 10 people you ask say that their job is done, they are seen as a single issue party and that issue has been resolved.

It's over for them.

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>>127448562
You've never felt the touch of a woman have you Simon?
>Simon is now pretending not to be Cum in Mummy poster Simon, but forgets that users have IDs. Kek.

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>>127448924
where does the name simon come from?

and how am i supposed to prove to you that i have?

>>127448784
>>127448900

I agree. For this election I mean. That 5% they poll could be votes the Tories want.

After that (especially Brexit) they're done as a party. We need a new party.

>>127448784
One landslide victory does not mean that we're becoming a one party state

>>127449097

At least 48% of the country are proven traitors.

police pwning sjw faggots and hipsters

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6c2_1495905584

BOOYAKASHA

>>127449031
Simon how much do you pay for your prozzies?
I don't want to pay too much but I don't want to go too low-budget and get something really ugly

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>>127449031
most of the people i've met called simon were full spastics tbph.

>>127445159

>Be last year
>British Airways outsourced IT system to India, Tata Communications
>80% of IT dept. outsourced to pajeets
>GMB claims BA abuse the tier 2 visa system currently in place.

https://www.itnews.com.au/news/british-airways-it-staff-to-strike-over-tcs-outsourcing-415692

Fast forward to now, BA has this worldwide IT crash.

Not just a disaster for customers but the operational aspects of the airline as well.

When you outsource your IT to save money but pajeet makes you lose even more money, fucking kek.

This will happen again, and if it's to a low cost carrier like EasyJet or Ryanair they will go under because their customers tend to only fly annually on holiday, not business-types who can suck it up and their company pay for their business flights anyway.

>>127449151
16.1 million is not 48% of the country

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>>127445347
fuck sheep. n-n-no Welsh, metaphorically speaky.

sheep are singlehandedly stopping the re-forestation of our beautiful country.

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>>127449031
Virgin Neet Simon.

>>127445467
>>>/r9k/ colonial scum

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>>127449166
Matt Lucas on Jezza's left

>>127449159
those kids have no respect

>>127448467

Pretty accurate Anon and very well put.

>>127448894
I don't like the "best of a bad bunch" logic. I'd rather leave them all and find a better bunch.

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>>127448431

Why did Churchill attack Hitler when Hitler was right??

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From the Independent:

>French President Emmanuel Macron says his now famous white-knuckle handshake showdown with Donald Trump was “a moment of truth” — designed to show that he's no pushover.

>Mr Macron told Le Journal du Dimanche, a Sunday newspaper in France: “my handshake with him, it wasn't innocent.”

These are the people running the world. Fucking five-year-olds.

>>127449261

I did say at least. Obviously not counting those who didn't vote.

Among native Brits i'd guesstimate it's about 50/50 loyal to the country though.

>>127449159
Sillitoe would be proud.

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Happening!!

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>>127449174
I would never use a prostitute that's just depressing

>>127449282
i love mummy

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Lads, I just ate some smoked salmon that went out of date on the 25th. Am I fucked? It doesn't taste or smell funny.

>>127448562

Ignore them lad - some people just don't get it.

>>127449557

Controlled detonation to gain entry.

Sadly not a happening. Although more muzzle scum are getting arrested which is nice.

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>>127449166

>>127449560
aren't one night stands depressing

>>127449489
trump just doesn't want the smell of garlic on his hands

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Post yfw Labour's poll gains are slipping

Up the IRA lads

>>127449501
>those who didn't vote
Hero's

Jeremy Corbyn is going to win isn't he.

Jesus Christ. If he won... it would be the beginning of a new radical left wing renaissance.

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>>127449489

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>>127449031
>where does the name simon come from?
>and how am i supposed to prove to you that i have?
The fact that you post pictures of a pensioner and say Cum in Mummy literally scream virgin, you nonce. What's it like, only dreaming of a girlfriend but never having had one? Do you think an actual girlfriend would allow you to be here continually and posting throughout the day? Rumbled.

>>127449582

Was it refrigerated really cold? Did you cook it thoroughly? I wouldn't chance fish mate.

>>127449634

*muzzie

>>127449582
You will die of AIDS within the next 24 hours

>>127449489
People are increasingly juvenile it seems. People find their not growing up and being a "big kid" a source of pride. There's not enough shaming anymore.

>>127445727
Kinda same round here - they are trying to merge all of our around the city villages together. And I totally get what you mean about the tall, thin hourses - they threw loads of those up in 1 area.

The trick to resist it is to take part in the surveys about what housing is needed etc and to respond to the planning permission for these awful estates.

Points to focus on:
- Changing aethetic of an area (you can make them only build 2 story houses out of similar materials to existing ones)
- Drainage problems
- Infrastructure issues
- Lack of local facilities, e.g. doctors
- Impact on wildlife and other eco stuff (you can totally kill any plan to cut down trees with this one)

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>>127449727
>nonce

you just rumbled that your posts are a bunch of projecting outbursts lad

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>>127445159
Yankie doodle went to town, Yankie doodle dandie....

Convince me to walk a 3 mile round trip past attractive young girls in slutty summer jean-shorts to bother to post a spoilt ballot when I could stay at home and not ruin my mood for 3-5 days afterwards

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>>127449661

Post your favourite IRA song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htV8pffqhbE

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Why are people spednign their day on here posting about "mummy"? It's so autistic.

Why aren't you spending a lazy, sunny bank holiday afternoon sitting on the terrace of a swanky city centre bar in the company of a lovely lady, anon?

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>tfw cousin is a forest ranger
>tfw used to laugh as i made bank working in a building all day everyday
>tfw i should have been a forest ranger

>>127449486
Focus group, a group of (primarily jewish) financiers who personally bankrolled churchill and helped to ensure his political success, told him to make war with germany as soon as possible

the fat drunk was all for it so long as he got to drink himself to death, which he then did

did you know, we almost invaded neutral norway for no reason, even before the Nazi occuption? Churchill gave the order when drunk, and it's only because one of his aides managed to shake him awake at his desk that it got called off.

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Why do we want Northern Ireland again?

>>127449738
It was refridgerated really cold. It wasn't the one you cook. Already eaten it. Only noticed the date when I put it in the bin.

>Sky News showing a massive queue of people all apparently queueing up to get bee tattoos
Jesus fucking Christ these fucking mongs.

>>127449489
Macron really is fucking pathetic
>l-look guys! i'm capable of shaking hands with people!

>>127450068

To piss off the Irish.

>>127449640

Aye lad, they promise all that could be and offer nothing that is.

>>127450004
Too beta

>>127449773
Did you spit in it?

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>>127449947
You have nothing else to live for.
>>127448464
Perfection.

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>>127445467
This is my fetish

>>127450068
>Why do we want Ireland again?

To stop the EU army using it as a landing platform for shitskins.

>>127449640
Not if she's cool and good looking, no.

Waking up next to a fat bird and just going directly to the pub once you leave her flat the next day, that can play on your mind a bit if you're not the blasé type, I imagine.

>>127449698

The country is eternally fucked if he gets in. It really is. Brexit would be a total disaster. I think i'd have to leave.

>>127449967
OOH AHH

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>>127445159
newly updated political compass lads

>>127449947

Vote UKIP mate.

Sunshine and walk will cheer you up.

>>127449835
Most of those things seem to go completely ignored even if the locals kick up a fuss. A bit of money is thrown around and the little old dears on the parish coumail accept some shitty compromises.

A new estate went up in my village that basically doubled it's size and almost nothing was done to the roads other than a pretty inadequate pedestrian pathway. That's despite the only route in being a narrow lane that can only just accommodate two cars side by side. As far as added amenities there's a kids play area, that's it.

One more development that size and we'll be a part of the town itself.

>>127450004
Muh autism

>>127449698
No, his polling numbers are starting to slip and there is nothing happening between now and polling day on the scale of the manifesto launch. The Tories just need to continue as normal and not fuck up.

>>127450191
If she was cool and good looking then I'd want to keep her

Pump and dump is depressing

>>127450268
>UKIP and conservative that right and high

hahahahahahhahaahaahahhahhahahahahhaha
youre an idiot

also lib dems should be in the green square

>>127450096
Did they say why the design is a bee?

>>127450268

Wew lad energy price fixing and they are still so right wing?

They've definitely got my vote even if it's just because they are so far over on that chart.

Also my MP voted to block 3000 unaccompanied Syrian "child" refugees so it was set in stone the moment I saw that.

>>127450083

You mean like vacuum sealed smoked salmon? You might be okay.

I've had food poisoning from off shellfish before - wouldn't wish it on anybody.

>>127450268
>Tory
>That high up

>>127450418
manchestrian symbol. Its on the bins and council stamps and stuff.

>>127450418
because they're nothing but mindless drones virtue signalling

>>127450418
Just bee yourself

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>still six hours til Iftar

>>127450266

This one is good too for that fetishist head pat faggot.

A song about poor little Ireland getting beaten by England like a battered wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbre5Fs9m8I

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>>127450371
it shows how powerful jewgle/lookatmebook/twatter are that he is even competing.

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>>127450402

>If she was cool and good looking then I'd want to keep her
>Pump and dump is depressing

It's depressing because it's another unhealthy forced jew meme like open relationships

>>127450096

Disgusting isn't it? I rambled about it in the last thread.

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>>127450268
I can't even begin to explain what is wrong with the compass.

>>127450469
Manchester was a mistake.

>>127450268

Your compass is totally wrong mate.

>>127450439
Yeah the tight packets. Was going try the bullumic route but I'll just pray I'm be fine.

>>127450268
The political compass is ridiculously biased, they always show right of centre parties as super far right and left of centre parties being close to the centre

>>127449698
No, he isn't. Tories will get minimum 15 extra seats seeing as the general mood of the centre ground, swing voters, is going towards conservatism. Culture, national identity and security are senior to economics, NHS and education. I think many people realize now how much the welfare state is skewed to helping immigrants and muslims, and of the population growth and demographics issue.

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what 3 essays are easiest to blag in a couple of days?

>>127450741

Tories are going to be on 385 minimum.

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>tfw you get into a FwB situation and it becomes a thing even though neither of you were really wanting that and you're not sure if there's anything serious in it because the whole situation was just based on banging but now you're hanging out and she invites you to her little cousin's christening next weekend and her whole family will be there and you don't want to tell them "yeah, we just used to hump whenever both of us didn't pull on a Saturday night" and now her dad's buying you a pint and...

>>127450469
>>127450479
>>127450482
"More specifically, the bee is a worker bee and is a symbol of the city’s hard-working past, during the Industrial Revolution."

Should have probably picked a tattoo of the quran to remind them of the city's present.

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>>127450479

Yep this.

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>>127449424

>>127450845
>in2deep

>>127450604
I know right. I want to date girls long term, it was more common to do before we started celebrating sluts, and now Shannon and Charlotte are busy "having fun" instead of maybe sticking with one guy they love

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>>127449424

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>>127450811

>choosing a degree subject where you have to write essays

>>127450966
only module that has essays involved really, economic history and thought zzz lmao

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>>127449867
>you just rumbled that your posts are a bunch of projecting outbursts lad
What does this even mean, Simon? If you had a girlfriend, other than an imaginary one, you would NOT be here posting Cum in Mummy. You would be out with the girlfriend at some shitty craft fair or shopping. I know. My son was like you, until he found an actual girlfriend. There is a world out there Simon. You just need to turn off the PC your parents bought you, and venture outside into the real world.

>>127450811

1, 3 & 5

Just saw Carwyn Jones in sainsburys lads
He's a big guy

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>>127445544

reddit

>>127445544
>>127445544
Jurassic fag here.

been trolling the BBS on 56k dial-up since before m00t and snacks were new born babbies.

you are all but single-celled amoeba before my ancient withered gaze; your lives are as brief and pointless as your posts.

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>>127450268

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Right 27 its time I found a wife

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Lads I just found out my sister has a new boyfriend who is a nigger.
What the fuck do I do?

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>>127450741

I think you're right. Brexit trumps all of that, but is mostly linked to the reasons you said it's shifting. Number one election issue for most Brits after Brexit is immigration. This week after the terror attack security is high in the national conscience - which leader is going to be tough and deliver security?

The last thing we need or want is a far-left cultural revolution.

>>127450811
3 in 2 days? You're fucked sunshine
>>127451086
This desu

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>>127451070
I want mummy to be my girlfriend

>>127450814
Thats what the tories hope, but don't underestimate the "progressive tactical voting alliance" and the fact that lib dems have basically said they want to reverse brexit and also they want to legalize cannabis, so expect lib dems to see some resurgence, maybe something like 20 seats. Labour will lose about 20 seats, scotland will be status quo with SNP. Overall i think tories will gain 15 seats and about a million extra voters, UKIP will lose voters, somethng like 500,000 to a million voters, labour will lose about a million voters and lib dems gain about a million (a lot from harcore remainers and young people who want cannabis legalized).

>>127450811
That first one seems far too simple for you to be able to write anything significant about unless you happen to have an autistic interest in a specific element.

Envy you though desu. I miss writing essays.

>>127451277
Only need 40% so I should be fine, yeah done 5 already. Was on 3 now so good shout.

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>>127451267
First of all you need to accept that you no longer have a sister.

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Mcdonalds delivery when?

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>>127451189
>Those pregnant woman titties

>>127450811
Go full redpilled on the Weimar Republic question

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>>127451123
>oldfag
i have forgotten more than you know. i've transcended into a realm before the internet to where WWF wrestling is cool again.

>>127450811
1,5 and 7 I reckon. What's the work count for each essay?

>>127451515
yes desu hopefully the marker isn't a frog or a belg

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>>127450268
looks like you need some help there lad

>>127451294
Don't know why she doesn't dye her hair, would totally bang if not for the grey.

>>127449698
he would discredit socialism for another 50 years

Cycled 20 miles lads

>>127451410
It's a thing in the US isn't it? Mate said something about it yesterday when we were looking for someone that would deliver to his place in the sticks

>>127450004
Night shift lad

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Are you ready for the 100 year Tory Reich sweetie?

>>127451267
kill yourself for letting her become a brainwashed genetic trash producer as you wanked to lollie porn.

>>127451267

Delete her off Facebook.

>>127450004
gf lives in canadia

>>127451570
no word count, just got to pick 3 and totalled together is worth 60% in my exam

>>127451697
I never accepted her anyway.

>>127451520

> WWF wrestling is cool again.

Not Big Daddy v's Giant Haystacks on a Saturday afternoon, while your nan shat in a hole on the back green.

Do you even slip your missus the rodger?

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>>127451352
>so expect lib dems to see some resurgence

Over half their seats from their peak in 2010 voted leave. While their anti brexit, 420 blaze it refugees welcome stuff might play will with /r/uk cucks, even with that demographic there is a massive crossover with Corbyn types. I know you cant trust (((polls))) but they have barely moved from where they were polling when Clegg was in charge.

>>127451663
In some states yeah, i lived in Malaysia for a few months, they used to deliver even at like 3am, fuck this country,

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>>127451294
shill lady aint attractive at all.

>>127450811
1, 2 and 7

>>127451267

convert to Islam and go full honour killing.

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>>127451737
Why would you let your bird go to the land of the turbo-progressives alone?

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>>127449636

>>127450404
lib dem scotland maybe

>tfw you realise Russia are the good guys

>>127451737

shes not your gf then buddy. she's your penpal.

>>127451689
>Are you ready for the 100 year Tory Caliphate sweetie?

ftfy

Would stopping the Opposition from ever obtaining power remove it's incentive to blindly criticise the government and instead cause it to do it's job in providing criticism honestly and effectively?

This scenario would be undemocratic but keep healthy checks and balances on the executive.

>>127450419
>>127450446
>>127450618
>>127450683
>>127450713
>>127451125
>>127451603
>>127450404
it's obviously zoomed into the liberalism/social democracy areas in >>127451603

>>127451996
You didn't post a face.

>>127451865
university of Nottingham is shit.

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>>127451943
How's the sprogs m8? Thought you'd have been out and about with them on this fine bank holiday weekend

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>>127451294
She is both old and married. What grand dreams you have, Simon.

NEW

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>>127451352
>expect lib dems to see some resurgence, maybe something like 20 seats
They're predicted somewhere between 2 and 6 m8, they've fucked it. Clegg, Norman Lamb are both fucked.

>>127451273
Yes immigration is definitely the biggest issue after brexit. People look at it and just dont see the benefit. Even my mother who used to vote labour shifted to brexit and tories. She literally had a family of romanians move in next door to her 10 years ago and didnt like it!

>>127451756

Sounds like a piece of piss mate. Just follow this simple structure and you're set:

>Introduction (1-2 brief sentences)
>Arguments for (1-2 paragraphs)
>Arguments against (1-2 paragraphs)
>Conclusions (1 paragraph)

Should come out about ~1000 words per essay. Write in an impersonal objective perspective. Oh and remember to cite references and quotes if you need to.

>>127451996
You seen Hitchens explaining why he likes Putin?

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>>127449424

>>127452203
>She literally had a family of romanians move in next door to her 10 years ago and didnt like it!

your poor mum. i would not wish those vampirc troglodytes onto my worst enemy.

are they still there?

>>127452275
cheers boss man will do

>>127452153
most stoners dont vote, now a major party has literally promised to legalize cannabis you'll see a growth of lib dems votes on that basis. dont forget as well that lib dems took a seat from tories in a bylection since brexit

>>127445347
tfw i have my own private forest with a waterfall, great times as a kid