Official cancer cleansing thread

>>127289928
Did you really think this site would get NO new viewers between 2017 and 2010? What the fuck did you think would happen, you dumb shit?

>>127289928
enjoy the ban m8

>>>/b/

>>127290510
You are part of what killed /pol/

>>127289928

2009 here, my m8 was a massive faggot and found 4chan in 2007 but never told me

>>127290640
Checks out

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>>127289928
>lurks /qa/ for a bit
>saves an image
>thinks he can talk shit
The "KEK" part of that image is meant to be a positive thing. It's a breath of fresh air to see 4chan being able to carry on as it always has in light of massive liberal salt and the site regaining a negative reputation among the rest of the internet which is full of dumb normalfags.
You lot are the ones that brought politics onto the internet in the first place. Maybe if you dumbasses had stayed on facebook, or even better, never posted online to begin with, 4chan wouldnt be participating in politics in its own way and constantly blowing you the fuck out. You are reaping what you sow. You came here and kept talking massive shit about how we play too many games and are sexist. Now look where you are - shilling on /pol/ desperately.
Feel free to lurk moar and try to "figure the place out" so we can watch you get salty 4 years from now.

>>127289928
>tfw cesspool

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Reporting for duty Roberts. "Hard" day of polishing Stainless and putting this exhaust header together. Settling into Robert hours now, what's the story on tonight's coonery Robert?

>hit in head with bottle
>gang disturbance

Busy night Robert?

>waaah, why aren't more people red pilled

>waaah, why are new people coming to /pol/

You can't have it both ways, faggot.

>>127290796
Kek is a post 2017 meme and not for oldfags

We have also always been an anti Bush left leaning board until The_Donald pillaged this site

GTFO

>>127290631
>irony
whatever helps you sleep at night, faggot. Stop spamming your shit thread in everyone else's threads

>>127291024
Stop creating slide threads and shilling newfaggot

We need a 4chan crusade

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>>127289928
>If you fall below 2010, gtfo of my board and go back to The_Donald, Tumblr, Reddit, Shareblue etc or there will be consequences

t. eternal newfag.

More like If you fall below December 31 2006, gtfo of my board and go back to myspace, Gaia, eBaums, digg, Tumblr, Faceberg, Reddit, Shareblue etc or there will be consequences

>>127291168
You shouldn't even be on an American website, Pedro

Go back to Stickam Mexico

Sucks that I fall just barely into oldfag territory.

Lets be honest here, the golden years died at 2010

everything is just fuckers who are naive faggots.

>>127291107
You're spamming your thread in our bread. Stop acting like a nigger.

>>127291347
You're sliding political discussion you greasy subverting kike

>>127290929
No, it's anti establishment.

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>>127291429
no I'M not doing anything. You're being a whiny faggot who deserves a ban for spamming your shit thread in other people's threads. See ya, i'm not gonna sit here and repeat myself anymore than I already have.

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>>127289928
Meh, I came to 4chan in early 2016 and have only been called a new fag maybe 3 or 4 times since then. Other than that no ones really seemed to notice how new I am. I guess I'm just really good at adapting, I dunno

>>127291645
Leftism has always been anti establishment

Which party wants to control your healthcare, social security, and body?

>>127291687
Politcemen aren't politics

4chan has never like the police, what does a scanner have to do with politics newfaggot?

>>127291735
The left.

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>>127289928
>tfw 2009

I doubt there are that many people from even half way though the timeline still here. I feel like an old fucking fag now.

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>>127290929
You are a fucking dumbass.
When Bush was in office, the closest thing 4chan had to political discussion was shitty troll threads on /b/. If you wanted to talk politics in 2006, you had to go to a site like Newgrounds.
4chan wasnt left or right back then. No one here GAVE A SHIT about politics.
For better or for worse, (I say better because leftists are cancer and actually threaten the well-being of 4chan, if not the entire internet) moot decided that political discussion has some place here and made /new/. Then he deleted it because they talked about Jews too much. Then he made /pol/.
Just because Fox news called 4chan "far left" doesnt mean shit. Ironically, now everyone thinks 4chan is "far right" or "fascist." Make up your fucking minds.
Also
>kek is a post 2017 meme
Fuck me are you this new? And the "oldfags" you're trying to masquerade as arent restricted from enjoying something just because it's new. That's fucking stupid.

2006 here, I was way too young to be posting on /b/ back then...

>>127292034
DESU

Nobody ever leaves.

>>127292071
This is what happens when a sniveling little newfaggot kike gets exposed. He starts lashing out like a tard arm waving sperg

We had memes revolving around mocking far right politicians, there were constant "Bush is a monkey" threads, we were even pro Obama before he became relevant in 2008, I was fucking there you cancerstain

>>127291712
This is an anonymous imageboard

>>127291712
If you get called a new fag unironically you are eternally a new fag.

>never been called a newfag
Feels good man.

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>>127292399
>Bush
>Far Right

Xanax cures cancer.

and AIDs.

>>127289928
>2010
>allowing newfags

kys, you are the disease that killed 4chan

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>>127289928
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

I get it. You need a safe place. Such a delicate snowflake you are.

>>127292556
They're honorary Newfags but they're not "newfags"

GTFO Plebbitor cancer shit

>>127292034
2007 here.

No way out. No escape.

>>127292034
2005 here.

You're here forever.

>>127292177
Yup. I was 13 at the time. So it goes.

>>127292674
>honorary newfags

t. Newfag.

gtfo, you have no right to want to remove other cancer when you yourself are guilty of cancerous newfaggotry.

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>>127289928

>tfw legitimately started browsing in 2006
>tfw I actually remember when /b/ was [never] good
>saw the coming and going and return and death of /news/
>witnessed the birth of /pol/

I wonder if our historical experiences will be recorded in some way, for future generations to learn about? Or if they'll just get lost in the endless ether of the internet...

>>127292899
I've been here since December 2005, who are you faggot? I'm sick of you big problem assholes sliding discussion.

The post 2010 cancer will be purged

>>127289928
oldfag here, thank you. I'll never get used to seeing anyone on 4chan being pro-religion, anti-"degeneracy"

>>127292956
Could you imagine a Studs Terkel-esque oral history of 4chan?

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>>127292586
desu thread?

>>127293008
No one's getting purged you retarded cancer. Shit doesn't go back to how it was, it never does. You can't unsmoke the cigar. Either leave, or learn to accept the changes. Stop sliding and shitting up the board with retarded posts like this.

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>>127289928
>unironically a 4chan hipster
Don't get your skinny jeans in a bunch

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>>127293025
>I'll never get used to seeing anyone on 4chan being pro-religion, anti-"degeneracy"

This.

I know who you are. You're almost invariably male, Caucasian, middle-class. Your parents were normal, vanilla folks. Maybe you had a sibling or two.
You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average person grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dip-blam!-, but simmering casually in the back of your head. When some -blam!- who could barely read got hurt, you probably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you probably smiled. Chances are you got on well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening -blam!- like many of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.
It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women: you don't, after all, enjoy the socializing game. You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty, but you still hope to encounter someone interesting at some time or another.
You enjoy being anonymous because it is a release from the normal world: no anonymous has an identity, no anonymous is a preening -blam!-. Anonymous realizes he is just a guy -blam!- around on the internet. Anonymous knows others of his kind enjoy this fact, too. You despise the fur-blam!-, the gaia-blam!-, the internet tuff guy for one simple reason: he acts like the internet is the real world, a place where actions should have social consequences and where there needs to be a pecking order. Needless to say, you do not approve.

When did the internet get so real?

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>>127292034
04 here
you fags ruined my life

>>127291997
The left wants to make sure you don't die starving and tumorous in the street

>>127289928
Earliest memory I can remember from my 4chan past was the shitbricks.
It was a picture of a solid color that told you to save the image and run it as a script.
It posted the same picture and comment.

Pretty much killed all the boards I posted on at the time and made me leave for a while.

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>>127289928
Technically 2009 but most of my use came starting in 2010. Came to the new /tv/ from the imdb boards RIP in peace. Can I stay please? Have some slutfu.

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>>127289928
The newer you are, the more likely you are to buy a pass. Do you really think Hiro wants you over them?

>>127293167
>Either leave, or learn to accept the changes

Wow, I thought you guys were Far-Right? That sounds like a pretty Liberal stance, i'm glad this thread is the chemo killing your cancer, but you still need to GTFO

This thread is important, we need to purge the newfaggots who are the ones sliding

>>127289928
>or there will be consequences

And what are you gonna do, retard?

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who /2001/ here? feelsgood being oldfagger than OP

>>127292674
>if I say kike and newfag in all my posts and tell everyone to go back to plebbit, I'll blend in with the goyim

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>>127289928
Damn.. I've been here since 2004. Incredible.

>>127289928
we /pol/ now
right centipedes?
WE /POL/
oldfags get the fuck out
for OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsKbwR7WXN4

>>127293269
This

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>>127293362

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>>127293382

1.) Malaysia didn't have the internet in 2001.

2.) 4chan didn't exist in 2001.

2007 newfag
holy fuck I've been here 10 years
why

>>127289928
old fag 2009. learned about from buddies in eveonline. started in /b/. what do? and sage. cause you are a faggot.

2014 poster and proud. Newfag and proud. ALL OF YOU FUCKING REDDITORS NEED TO GTFO

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>>127289928
>tfw early 2015
>tfw i come here daily, spent literally thousands of hours here, prob more than most 2010s kids
>tfw ill still be a newfag to everybody

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>>127289928
Damn, I'm just an oldfag, I started coming on here in 2004 when I was in middleschool.

Also the anime of Rozen Maiden that spawned desu was in 2004 moron. The symbol for originalfag should be Yotsuba.

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>>127289928
2006 or 7 I forget lol, strictly /b/ until about maybe 2 years ago

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Who else was here when 9/11 happened?

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>>127293521
sorry i lied i've been here since 1938 hehe can i get a medal now because im the oldestfag everyone praise me im older than all of you haha blow my cock please my opinions are worth more than all of you because im the oldest of the oldfags you guys need to go back to >>>/ebaumsworld/ because you are newfags xd

>>127293025
>I'll never get used to seeing anyone on 4chan being pro-religion
Same. I remember any time someone popped up talking about (((Yahweh))) they got immediately put in their place as a "christfag" and btfo.

>>127293651
The manga launched in 2002, how retarded are you Jesus Christ.

i was here a ton from like 2004 up until u guys went through that weird sjw phase that started in like 2010 or something
what the hell was that

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>>127293710
The last time I was on /b/ was when the "an hero" meme came into existence and I can't even remember when that was. I do remember laughing like a goddamn lunatic whenever I'd see this kids ugly as fuck mug.

>>127289928
I went to /b/ when I was rly little in 2006 and girlfapped to princess peach r34 :*

>>127293622
It's ok man.

As 4chan gets older, it will become less about what year and more about what age you were when you started and how long you lurked before shitposting.

Hint: If you haven't been on 4chan since middleschool you're probably never going to completely fit in, since for a lot of people this site is like a third (or second, or only) parent.

Got here 2014.

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>>127289928
I've been shit posting for 12 years now jesus fucking christ kill me now

>>127289928
Came here in 2012, started on /b/.

>>127293831
>SJW phase
Moralfags were never welcome here.

>>127293820
So what, desu desu desu desu wasn't a thing until the anime?

Are you saying balljoints and boatlights was a meme back in 2003?

I mean I wasn't around so it's possible, but I doubt it.

>>127290796
Man, this is why this board has gone to shit... Newfags like you come over from redd*t and spread your cancer, all while calling it "a breath of fresh air". Oh what would I do to have pre-Trump /pol/ back....

>>127289928
This image is kind of retarded.
4chan was a cesspool long before 2015
Also I've been here since 2010.
That shouldn't be considered a newfag anymore. I'm a verteran comparatively speaking to most of the traffic on this board.

>>127293875
Who even kills themselves over an iPod? I mean you can walk into Verizon and get an a phone that does all that and more for just signing a contract.

>>127294153
This.

/b/ was never good is a really old meme, and people were saying that 4chan was ruined at least as early as a year before /b/day

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If you came after 2006, you are the 'Syrian' refugee that immigrated to Europe, you are the single African American mother living off of welfare and food stamps, you are the stupid college bound teenager taking out a 6 digit loan for a woman studies major, the spineless politician that is willingly destroying his own country, so on and so forth. Why are you here when your very presence on this Indonesian animated hieroglyphic web image board is contrary to all the beliefs that you hold so dear? You are a walking contradiction, a disgusting hypocritical newfag piece of shit, a representation of the cancer that is destroying western civilization, the very thing that you loathe. kys.

>>127294208
It wasn't really about the iPod. That was a fake story. It was believed he was being sexually abused or something.

>>127289928

Very first came here probably in 2004, but didn't really understand the site and thought YTMND was better. I started seriously browsing /b/ in late 2005 or early 2006. I remember advice dog was making its first appearances when i was coming. There were no other variants yet.

What a long strange trip its been. God damn I was 15 years old...

ytmnd LOL what a site

>late 2004/early 2005

I've been here so long this place is literally my hubsite. If it ever goes down, I have no idea where I'd go to find and talk about stuff, because its been so long since I've been out there.

>>127289928
>be death tier
>no one has called me out for being newer than new

>tfw 4chan changed my life
>helped me realize I was an autistic retard, which was different than the polite circlejerks everywhere else
>tried to change
>still kinda autistic but also much happier, much smarter, and now have a gf
>have even gotten laid and have friends
Yo thanks for 5 great years
Seriously though, fuck off if you came during/after the presidential race, fuck reddit

>>127293772

you're probably muslim lol

sorry your life sucks so much

>>127289928
2008 here.
Almost 10 years of this shithole.

>>127289928
DSFARGEG

>>127294522
kys

>>127289928
Death reppin here

>>127289928

I was here in November 2003. I lived through the desu spam on a daily basis. I was around in the age of WT Snacks before Moot bit his penis off in an epic show of dominance.

Still get called newfag by cesspoolfags.

14 years of my life. Fuck this place. I can't leave.

>>127289928
The cesspool!!

The cesspool the cesspool!!

>>127289928
March 2016 is when I first came here, pol sucks post election

>>127294153
>2010
>Cancer killing /b/
You must've survived the chemo.

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>>127293909
I always knew 4chan existed but i never bothered going there for some reason.

Then the r9k shooting happened for like a lot of fags i went on r9k to witness the thread. I was appalled back then to see how everybody there was celebrating the shooting. But unlike most people, since Ive always been a little of an outcast and liked edgy shit, so I still came on r9k occasionally.

Eventually I saw the board 'pol' and I assumed it meant politics. I always liked politics so I gave it a try. Oh man my body wasn't ready for what I saw. Tons of nazi shit and swastikas everywhere (pol was more extreme back then). I couldnt believe such a place even existed.

At the end of the day. my only regret now is that I havent discovered that place sooner. So much time wasted on shitty forums I couldve spent here. I've no trouble admitting that pol is my favorite place on the internet

When the fuck was All your base a thing? That's the earliest meme I remember from /b/

>>127290929

Originalfag here to tell you we've always been for truth. Plenty of lies among ourselves, sure. Baiting, shitpoating, pasta--all that shit was established by the 100,000 Get.

We fuck with each other, but fuck the world when it fucks with us. We'll bully and scrape and fight, but when evil shows it's head, be it the agent prevaricator Hal Turner, Asians who torture cats, or the fuckery of the DNC, we band together. We are legion it's just a meme. We are family.

Mostly because everyone else has disowned us already. But we have each other, brothers.

>>127295550
Meh.

For the last like 6 years I was mostly going on /a/ and /k/ (and /ak/) and I never liked the old /pol/.

The pre-pepe-era /pol/ was the only place on 4chan where you could be made fun of for being a virgin instead of the other way around and a lot of people were dismissive to traditional values.

I used to like discussing politics on /k/ better, because it was more polite and had more diversity of opinion.

To be fair, I can tolerate misogynists a lot better these days since I took the paternal certainty redpill, but I still fucking hate misogynists since I'm a traditionalist who is married to a human being who takes care of our infant, cleans the house, and generally makes my life amazing.

>>127295701
Orginalfags and oldfags are so sentimental holy shit. You guys just need to get together for a big healthy circlejerk and then cuddle after it.

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>>127289928
I posted alot on /b/ back in 2008 but stopped after Smash Bros Brawl came out because all of my free time revolved around that.

So I guess 2015 newfag here.

>>127295892
We have a shit tonne of cross boarders from /r9k/ which is where most of it comes from.

>>127289928
I herd you liek mudkips

>>127295283
I didn't post, and just lurked for quite some time.
Took me nearly two years before I felt comfortable enough with the culture to start posting.
About the same time I started browsing other chans too, and realized every one has their own inside jokes/traditions

Gore, scat, cp, and all that other nonsense didn't scare me away. I survived the chemo because I am one of you. I look at this place like my home away from home just like most of you. A family of people who understand my twisted interests, and macabre sense of humor.

>>127292469
It's your lucky day, new fag.

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>>127289928
Oldfag checking in, Fuck all you faggots /b/

>>127292399
>supporting Obama or bush
>hating Obama or bush pre-2009

I can't recall a single instance. 2007-2008 was the start of the era of shitty 'memes' that invited the eventual cancer that killed /b/ and popularized Reddit. Socially awkward penguin, advice dog, etc. No politics- just off the wall shit posting and trying to mine for epic threads/comedy gold through absurd shit that happened in real life. It was newfags idolizing/misunderstanding the Habbo raids and pushing NIGGER posting that would eventually break off and form the /pol/ we knew and loved. Sad to say that /pol/has been dead for more than a year.

Unless you have photo evidence, I have zero recollection of any repetitive posts relating to politics/the election/bush/Obama outside jokes on sites like YTMND, Newgrounds, or SA.

>>127296216
All hail Queen Boxxy. She was so fucking trolling.

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>>127292034
>>127292239
>>127292704
>>127292827
>>127293235


please tell me you're joking
I've only been here a year and I'm scared I'll end up like you people

I swear I'm not like any of you, but I love posting shill threads

saged. Not a politically relevant thread.
Take your bitching back to /b/ or /trash/.
This thread is a good example of cancer.

>>127289928
It's been close to 12 years, and I still don't know how that polar bear knows what apples is.

>>127289928
>posted in 2003
>raged so hard at one post and got butthurt and left after a week of shitposting.
>watching tv in 2006 about the habbo hotel thing.
>wtf
>came back and started lurking again.
>quit again come back in 2009.
>havent stopped since

>>127292034

>tfw 2006

Faggots from 2009 came after chanology and even longer after Boxxy.

Anyone who came during/post Boxxy will always be cancer to me.

>>127296216
>Boxxy
sorry Newfag read the list in the picture

All these Desufags. Hark, if you're here, calling you out as I sit taking my 14 shots in honor of my wasted life.

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>>127296345
>proud of being a newfag
>posts shitty tumblr meme

I agree, hopefully you'll leave before the weekend is over

>2006
>oldfag

Fuckin summerfags go back to hablo hotel

>>127289928
>cancer cleansing
>only targeting people who started in 10 and 11

Nigga, you a slide thread.

The fuck are you sliding, shlomo?

>>127296681
>hablo
You have to go back, Paco.

>>127289928
whatever, OP

MSM needs to be put in check.

I will vote for trump again and have no problem with it. He is a centrist and the media shits all over your naive open mouth

>>127289928
rather than showing off who's been here the longest (not that I'm lacking in that department, I'm 31 and I've been here around 2007), I think a more important factor that people should be talking about is which board they originated from.

I swear to god, more than half the people I know who browse this shithole came from /b/

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I liek it here

>>127296889
there was only one board when i came here though...

>>127289928
You realize your thread is a slide thread right?

>>127296345
Not joking even a little bit. I came here as a child and now I'm a functioning adult.

Just leave if you're so scared.

been in this shithole since 2012

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>caring about when you started to post

>>127297261
sliding what?
you need to understand what words mean if you want to use them.
>inb4 shill
that's not what a shill is

>>127296889
/b/, /a/, /v/, /vg/, then here in that order. I still go to /vg/ for some games though.

>>127296345
You're here forever. It's not a meme. I've been in various online communities over the years from forums to chatrooms to guilds, but I've never stuck to one group as long as I have to 4chan. And I have no intention of leaving anytime soon.

Newfag here

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Good luck guys with your nonsense discussions.
Departure happened long ago. Why are you in same boat for so long?

>>127289928
Fuck off OP. Go eat some cock.

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>>127296603
Lolol, an hero

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2006 oldfag here, most of my peers are all dead or left 4chan
I miss the good ol' days

>>127296845

Was habbo wasnt it?

I remember playing runescape back in 00/01 and having an "online gf" who played habbo.

>>127289928
I am a proud redditor despite being an original fag. Please, don't be sectarian.

>>127297733
Yeah it was habbo hotel. Pool's closed etc.

>>127290929

Sweet attempt at shilling like oldfags aren't among you, you fucking degenerate faggot you're welcome for your .25

There was always racism / racist humor. You're speaking about an era when the christfags were reigning supreme so naturally we fucked with them.

Identity politics and political correctness booted us / fedoras / edgy assholes / sane people out of the left.

Get out normie.

>>127297777
epic quads for the win!

>>127296889
2004: /b/
2005: pooshimer, /a/, /k/
2006: pooshimer, 4chan/zom, /a/, /k/
2007: desuchan/ot, 4chan/zom /a/, /k/
2009: /a/, /k/
2013: /k/, /pol/ //can't flimflam the zimzam, shit I forgot this isn't java.
2016: /pol/, /a/, and /k/ for old times sake sometimes.

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>>127297777

>this getting quads

>>127297879

>epic

>for the win!

>>127289928
tfw I'm an oldfag

wew lad this site is so fucking shit I feel like a newfag

>>127297392

this is basically my exact order with a gap in use from 2010 - 2012 or so

>>127297995
I mean 7chan/zom. lol

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>>127290929
>this bait

I knew I didn't trust that image.

Also the edgy left wing period was merely the transition of the realization that the world was no longer right wing. When the normies/masses agreed with us, we switched to NEETsoc quickly.. but I'm sure you weren't around to remember that.

>>127292827
05 as well.

Can't get away.

>>127289928
>TFW when original 2004 newgroundsfag that immigrated to /b/ a fucking long time ago
>TFW nearly all of us are either dead, in a perpetual narcotic oblivion, or some of the most depraved fuckers on the internet
>TFW i miss those times that i will never get back.

Been here since Moot embedded the PUDDI PUDDI video, so around 2010. Still haven't posted over 50 times.

>>127298354
Nah, I'm just married, making 110k/y, moving into a new house in 3 weeks, and having a kid in 10.

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>>127293525
Because imageboard social meme sites/apps reward the brain with dope and make people addicted.

>>127298451
That's how I was for like the first 8-9 years I was on chans.

I'm super chatty now though.

>>127298471
hope you got a good prenup sucker

>>127289928
>Be kid in Vietnam
>Somehow visit 4chan in 2004
>Eye hurt
>Become oldfag pre-teen.

>>127289928
>moot has been gone for nearly 2 years

Where does the time go?

>>127298471
m8 your still here with me and you've been here with me through the piles and piles of shit, your a depraved nigger and theres no way around it.

>>127298354
>TFW when
>That Feel When when

You sure you're an oldfag?

>>127298666
post a pic of your mum.

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>>127289928
>If you weren't here for /new/ then get out

Kek look at this faggot pretending he can undo the cancer

>>127298687
Who's moot?

>>127295897

We used to. Back in the days immediately following the good old days.

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>>127298796
Leave and dont come back.

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You are an original gag if you remember this.

>>127298755
>falling for it
every single time, never ceases to fail.

>>127289928
Holy shit has it really been 14 years...fuck I'm old,
DESU

>>127298741
True.

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>>127298796

>>127295701
>Someone posts kiddie porn
>hawt
>Someone posts doggo getting rekt
>Doxed, raped in prison

You sure had your priorities straight.

>>127297853

mad props to >>127290929
most excellent triggering

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>>127290929
>MFW

>>127294449
This my man.

Since I've been here since 2004, I don't even know how to reddit or whatever the kids are using these days, and I don't play phone games or anything else but go on here on my phone.

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>>127289928
newfag here, but i was 14yo at that time, and only browsing /b/, so i guess i should be purged too

>>127289928
Fite me IRL old man

>>127289928
>failure to indoctrinate new users into chan culture lies with the new users
stay mad oldfag

What if I got here in 2016, but never used any of the things you mentioned, hardly ever post, and never worship anyone? Mind if I stay?

Genuine question, I'm curious what you fags think of those of us who honestly just stumbled in here.

>>127289928
Just post gore faggot.

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>got on /b/ in 2009
>outgrew the edge and moved to /pol/ after a few years
>fucked off elsewhere for a few years after /pol/ harbor
>got sick of the alternative's moderation and because other /pol/s are slow as shit started lurking here again
>still as cancer ridden as it was before I left but at least I can post what's on my mind without my post being removed and getting a permaban because I'm short on my Trump fellating quota
What a journey. Maybe it's time for me to abandon imageboards completely and start an IRL group or something.

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>>127290868
nice engine m8

>>127299368
its fine to me since nearly all of you are newfags comparatively, just shut up, lurk moar, and don't say stupid ass shit where its unneeded.

>>127299368
Newfags aren't the problem. The problem is the change in moderation methods. Self-moderation is basically nonexistant (announcing sage, telling newfags to lurk moar, etc.). Actual site mods and janitors allow for spoonfeeding on boards where it doesn't belong, and shill/slide threads that are completely off topic on /pol/.I can't even remember the last time I saw (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>127299406
You should just an hero now and spare us all some time

>>127299337
Well, they flooded in way too fast for that to be possible but honestly it doesn't really matter there are other places where the old culture is preserved.

>>127298987

Doggos are innocent. Kitties even more so.

Children can get fuck. And thanks to Pizzagate we know they often do!

t. actual child sexual abuse victim

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>>127290929
where are your digits, sir?

>>127299530
This desu

>>127299649

Right here

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First started browsing 4chan as soon as my weird friend showed it to me in 2005 when we were 13, shitposted on /b/ for a few years and eventually broadened my horizons to /o/, /fit/, /v/, /k/, /g/, and /p/, in no particular order. I only started browsing /pol/ in mid-2015.

Time flies and I've wasted all of it.

>>127299530
Thats cause the mods actively gutted saging shit, it legitimately does nothing now, neither does Aging shit. The primary problem we have which is the same problem since the faggot supreme originally had it and started getting cancer in 2006, is that mods and jannies were, are and will forever be faggots who always enable anti-rule following faggotry of the highest caliber. The mod club has always been a supreme circlejerk built around fucking the userbase as much as humanly possible.

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>>127299855
kek you fucking fucker

>>127299859
>tfw you're 25 yo with your life together
>Broswing 4chan since 2006
I would spend another 15 years here happily

>>127289928
I am in the oldfag category, barely, may as well be a newfag. I am comfortable in saying, the shills will not prevail. They rely on a rigged system and in a free speech environment where reputation means jack shit, they can't keep up. They've been changing tactics lately, using slide threads to fill the board. Best solution, ig-fucking-nore them. They serve no purpose.

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>>127299859
>Time flies and I've wasted all of it.

>>127299920
what do you mean they gutted saging? All it ever did was stop your post from bumping the thread. It isn't supposed to be a downvote for the thread its what you use when you think that YOUR post is not important enough to bump a thread.

>>127289928
>below 2010
>2010 board
I bet you didn't knew that...

>>127300351
and i'm saying it doesn't do that anymore.
Sage was originally the ability to post without bumping the thread and it legitimately doesn't work since every post thats not the OP's bumps the thread and its been like that since around 2012 or so.

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>2003
0 frog images
>2017
a healthy and ever evolving folder of frog picture

>>127300642
you can blame /r9k/ for that in its entirety.

i just discovered this forum like a week ago lol. /pol/ is hilarious satire. it's waaay better than the late show with stephen colbert. it even puts the great john stewart to shame. the best part about the satire is that it's so convincing that sometimes i actually think you guys are racist haha

>>127289928
>2007
ffs has it been that long?

>>127293894

tits or gtfo

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>>127300733
Read my child.

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>>127300642

>>127298906
That wasn't a good deflection.

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>>127289928

2008er reporting in.

what up famalams.

Hey man no need to be mean, I never browsed any of those websites and I mostly lurk this places for the shuts and giggles. 2014 fag here.

Honestly I can't even remember when I started on 4chan.

I remember it was around the time of harbl.

>>127300854
This isn't pepe, it's some du-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

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>>127290510
Newfag identified. Leave cancer

>>127293362
>taking the Internet this seriously
You fucking newfags. Never change.

>>127300950
>Hey man no need to be mean

NEWFAG GET OUT

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>tfw I'll always be a 09 newfag that came here from chanology.

>>127301273
The Internet is serious business

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>>127292399
I do not remember this at all hey. 2007 here. I was in my early 20's and just joining the military. Pol and b died started to die the second the Facebook generation got hold of thr maymays. In my opinion the site stayed fairly 'evil' as the asshole of the internet because of the constant fear of a sneaky CP thread and gore. If the mods fucked off for 6 months this place could return to normal.. the overflow from MODS MODS posters on b actually makes me sick to be this close to the normie and tranny fuckers

>>127301332
it's okay im a 04 gaiafag

Proud postmoot reporting in. I love peppy the frog and keck and gank meems and I hate normals more than anything looll topkeck

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>>127289928
GO BACK TO GAIA

>>127297995
>can't flimflam the zimzam

'13 was actually a decent year

>>127289928

2007 reporting in. To many shills on both sides this days. It's pathetic and sad what this place has become.

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>>127301774

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>>127289928
>have been here since 07
>it's still shit
10 fucking years on this site and there's been almost no improvement

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They should make a plug-in for Facebook and encyplopedia dramatica so we can post from Facebook directly and integrate all the meme history.

Also I think it would be nice if there was an Reddit based karma system and maybe more names so we know who's actually talking.

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this is the actual chart for all the real nufags

>>127289928
I'm planing to join 2018. Just have to figure out how to create a proper user account. This guest posting is really annoying as I seemingly can't get karma (or whatever the 4chan guy calls it).

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>>127302580
Lol. You're gay.

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>>127302371

more shills.

they are ever improving. most of us that have been here about a decade are impervious to them though because we have seen it all before just not on this scale.

older posters probably argue with the shills the least because we know it won't accomplish anything.

we just keep trudging along on this shitty snake infested shithole. I don't know why I do it. I guess just for the sake of saying what I want and the occasional truly dank meme.

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>>127302580
You have to buy a 4chan pass to register you fucking retard

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>>127302756
I don't even know why I come back

coincidentally this banner is just perfect

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I only started lurking mid-late 2006 and into 2007 people still called every newfags who weren't from years before

>>127291687

Yo, not even that guy but you're being a cock sucker. Just because you're too retarded to understand that our world is what smart men make it - and that means discussing topics without derailers like you.

>>127302813
>tfw bought a 4chan pass for me and my wife's son but I still can't view this image

If anyone tells me how I'll give them 4chan gold.

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>>127289928
Make me

>>127289928
>Newfag
>Been here for 7 years

Back to the drawing board you autist

>>127302947
You gotta have enough karma points and upboats to view it

>>127303057
Wow, TIL.

>>127289928
Been here since my freshmen year of highschool, now going into my senior year of college completely red pilled and might be pursuing a PhD in philosophy after getting a masters in cyber security (for free). What am I?

>>127303049
Never thought I would see that murder photo again.

i'm not ashamed to admit that Chanolgy brought me here
Goddamn that was in 2008 wasn't it? How time flies. So I guess that makes me a yellow marker 'old'fag

And agree with you on /pol/ slide to the far right, racism, nativism, and Trump support
You're supporting the policies that are responsible for your lives being compromised

>>127303197
She's out of jail.

>>127296345
you can just browse it an hour a day like me

>tfw 2013
shit

>>127303394
I wonder what she looks like now.
She's in her what, mid twenty's now?

>>127289928
wow this is helping