Brit/pol/ - I can't find my fuckignf teacakes edition

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thank you for the anime thread, crumpet!!!

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>>127090025
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/13041082

Also move to Northern Ireland

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3rd for ROSEHIP desu wa.

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was cutting bread earlier and the bread knife dug into my finger

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his latest article

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>Americans think they're immune to the islamic invasion.
It's cute when they ignore their mexican and african invasion too

>>127090025
Auto-updating happening tracker
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-manchester-40007967

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>'deep throats' within the intelligence agencies

What did Sky News mean by this? Pic related?

>>127090478
What state has the most Muslims?

>>127090454
Piers has taken a big redpill recently.

>>127090454
Piers is a cunt but I find myself agreeing with him a lot these days

>>127090454
why is he so based lately?

>>127090623
Devenport Michigan suppose to be proper juhadi init?

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>>127090478
The level of denial is unreal.

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>>127090578
Gross...

Jesus fucking Christ that BNP interview is terrible. They're a lost cause. Such a shame, started so well and had great intentions.

>>127090728
having a good kek at his twitter and replies, he's been slating that race traitor lily allen recently. /ourguy/

>>127090454
>piers morgan is unironically of a higher quality than 90% of britons
oh how this country has fallen

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Ideal weather but we have no barby, fuck sake

>>127090755
I was gonna save this but worried Mummy might have someone watching.
It's nice to have a higher power looking out for your wellbeing

How normie am I?

>lost virginity when i was 16 with my first girlfriend
>went to leeds university
>got a job immediately after graduating
>went back to do a masters
>have three other job opportunities, with two eager to take me
>go on skiing holidays
>conservative party member
>rugby union and cricket fan
>saving for a house deposit
>financing a jaguar XF

I also have an Instagram and people invite me to do something three times a week. Women have asked me out in the past.

>>127090820
Putting Nick Griffin in charge when they made their push for popularity was a massive mistake, his face looks like chewed shit and he had too much history
Should have found a nice looking women with no real public history

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Came to Barbra Roche the other day, lads. Don't quite know how I feel about that, tbqh.

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Take the Bowden Pill.

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Thinking of going to London Comicon tomorrow, but with recent events I might reconsider.

Fug what do lads? Talk me into or out of it

>>127090968
>anime poster saying "fuck sake"

>>127090998
I've been told he browses /pol/ sometimes.

>>127090983
yet you're still depressed on the inside, fucking kys faggot

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How we coping fellas? My beanbag is dangerously moist.

>>127090983
Living the dream mate keep it up

>>127091164
What did you expect? all anime posters are noncing pakis

>>127090980
You better be joking, mate. As if the spooks are watching everything online, especially a Ugandan pottery messaging board.

>>127090578
is that a young pat butcher

>>127091234
got a vest and shorts on

>>127091149
>tfw the purging of the nerds begins

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>posted a youtube video called #notallmuslims a while ago
>the viewcount goes up every time there's an attack

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nth for part and parcel

>>127091234
Been Fucking sweating it all day, mate.

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>What is Ruth Davidson thinking while she's staring at kezias ass?
Do you think Ruth and Kezia have a hot and passionate love affair where they sneak off to the toilets inbetween yelling at each other in the Scottish parliment.
Do you think Kezia cries out in her meek scottish accent as Ruth plows her huge strap on deep into her scottish heather.
"Take me you nasty Tory, take me!"

>>127091149
There would be barely any impact to fragging autists so you should be alright
>>127091234
Uncomfortably moist

>>127091304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntsuSkwkAKY this one?

>>127090983
Normies under the age of 35 don't vote Tory, but you definitely don't belong here

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>>127091149
Go along if you enjoy BO so strong that you can taste it. Even a sweaty desert raghead would chicken out of bombing a loser convention because of the smell.

>>127090025
I should know this, but I am but a lowly burger.

What is the name of this anime character so that I may find porn of her?

>>127090346
I hope you have a license for that deadly assault knife m8. Be sure to lock up all your spoons in your regulated spoon safe too.

>>127091149

You should probably go lad - scare yourself a little.

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HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BREATHE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4542086/Walkers-social-media-stunt-spectacularly-backfires.html

Videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTYtLjgeQwo

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>>127091551

>>127091259
no they are cute girls (male)

>>127091359
HOLY FUCK SHE CAN SMILE?

>>127091126
>13 books
I've barely read 13 books in the last 4 years

>>127091234
Been sweating me tits off, my fan is shit and my computer is just blowing out hot air.

>mfw listening to Fife and drum corps waiting for QT to start on this warm british day
what are you lads up to?

>>127091234
lol that carl sagan
drinking scrumpy jack in the garden as the sun goes down

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>>127091674
Fantastic. Even better with Lineker's smug cunt mug attached.

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>>127091901
>flag

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>>127091551

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>he watches QT

>>127091234
I'm South African descent so I unironically wore a suit today for work and was absolutely fine.

>>127091359
She's gross but I want to fuck her so bad.

>>127091470
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gTHbdscf1Hw

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>>127091295
>numales and weeaboos dying
I'm starting to see the plus side of this now. Wait, I am a weeb. Fuck
>>127091432
There are kids there too, and that seems to be pretty effective as we all saw on monday
>>127091531
Fuck I almost forgot the stench. In all fairness another reason I was gonna not go was because of the weather tomorrow. It'll be fucking thousands of times worse in the sodding heat
>>127091619
Welp fuck this I'm not taking any chances, I'm not a live life on the edge kind of man. Plus dying at a convention would be... embarrassing, to say the least.

>>127091901
listening to true geordie podcast relaxing lad

>>127091901
reading hayek

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>>127091901
Thinking about getting comfy. Not sure if I will be able to stand watching QT tonight.

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>>127092035
>she unironically posts about her feelings
Fucking autist

>>127091149
It will be fine.

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>>127092035
Oh your fucking knees tripslut
You filthy dirty little tripslut, (you) hungry whore aint ya.
You fucking love getting our big thick (you)s all over you, filthy little attention whore, hahahaha
Go on then, i know you're desperate on your knees

>>127091149
Comicons fucking suck. Anime cons are where it's at. Comicon people (especially girls) are roastie normies who only attend to show off their ass and tits and have no personality and will probably hate you

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>>127092206
>milkinaction

>>127092268
autistic girls are hot mate

>>127092208
Save Ahmed the hard work and just kys now lad

>>127092242
It's going to be a shitshow but at least we're in it together

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>>127092268
>she
>newfags

>>127092208
do numale weeaboos exist and how best to defeat them?

>>127090755
I don't know any American's on here that deny it. We're quite jaded about it and feel hopeless. We just make fun of you because we wish you will not follow the same path.

>>127092035
How's Exeter?

Why did you fags make a new thread so early? Anyway, I came here to say I'm thinking of actually voting for UKIP now. I'm sick to death of lies and false promises from the Tories and there's no way in hell Im voting fine Cuckbyn and his merry band of Marxists. I planned on voting tactically for the Tories but out of principle I'm finding it more and motre difficult to do that now. May will do NOTHING to bring down immigration, mark my words. They've already let that cat out of the bag by describing their aim to do so as an (((ambition))) rather than a pledge. The only options left for me now is voting UKIP or not voting at all.
https://youtu.be/p0TMjSgw5mM

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>>127091551
http://k-on.wikia.com/wiki/Yui_Hirasawa

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>>127092466
Dirty cunty attentionwhore Tripslut
You're so cute when you're defensive.
Come on, wrap those femine hands around my big thick Tory (you), you'll have to work extra hard for it Tripslut

exeter university fucking sucks

>>127092625
voting for*

>>127092577
How would I know and why would I care?

If Labour won in 1992 would Britain be in the state it is now?

>>127092208

I honestly think you'll be safe lad - joking aside. London Town will be crawling with Police and the security services after Monday.

>>127092466
post those autistic feet babe

So why is the US publishing images of the scene such a a big thing?

>>127092704
Init paki with a back pack won't be allowed

>>127092751
to distract from the thing itself

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>>127092684
Tripslut
Triiiiiiiipslut
Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipslut, you know you want my (you) you're gagging for it, you're begging for it, you're nothing but a worthless Tripslut (you)bucket and you know it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fucking take my (you) naughty attentionwhore

>>127092364
Yeah I would go to a proper anime con but there aren't really many around. There is some prime cancer at comicon but honestly I only really go for the anime, vidya and mental fap material
>>127092514
With the power of these digits
>>127092704
Oh I'm not so worried about the police, I'm worried about a mudslime slipping PAST the police.

>>127091234
>Wife has the fire on
>it's 20* but wind chill is the same as always


too hot, then I catch a draft and then I feel freezing.

>>127092035
That's how comtrol the sidewalks

>mfw see someone walking towards me on wrong side of the sidewalk looking down so I slightly drag my foot to make them look up and get out of me way

I fixed the whole sidewalk situation at uni by doin this

>>127092684
>Implying you're not the girl that I follow on Instagram who lives in Exeter and browses this board and posted a photo of some love hearts about a month ago

>>127092751
Because Trump won the election and it's his fault and he's a bad nasty man waah

>>127092751
loose lips sink ships

>>127092751
They're leaking evidence related to an ongoing investigation

>>127090454
>when piers morgan and the daily mail becomes the voice of reason in this country

The times they are-a changin'

>>127092915
>loose lips
i.e. roasties

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Just having a quick slash before I get some shopping in for the weekend, precariously holding a bag for life between my legs, it slips out in front of the pot and I only go and piss all over

What am I like lads

>>127092625
Exactly my thoughts over last few days.

Was Tory up until Monday, because I wanted brexit, and I wanted labour to die, as well as wanting my local lib Dem MP to not win.

But fuck Theresa may. She does nothing for us.

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Oh boy.

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>>127092890
Sure, just give me a few more details and I'll have you all believing that I am that girl in a couple days.

>>127092803
Here we fucking go. This is going to be a cuckfest to end all cuckfests.

>Amber Rudd will pretend to be hard on the US
>Burnham will repeat 'we're strong, we're united, we're Manchester'
>#YOUAINTNOMUSLIMBRUV
>#NOTALLMUSLIMS
>Love each other. If you kill your enemy, they win.

>>127092751
They're leaking evidence of an ongoing investigation involving multiple people that may not have known that MI5 were on to them

>>127092915
and immigration sinks islands

>>127092890
You had better be following this up with her account name faggot, don't worry about that tripslut she'll love the attention
>>127093075
Wont you tripslut

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>>127092941
Entirely.

>>127092836

Probably not, although they allowed back-packs in Headingly when I went to watch the cricket yesterday - they were searched before they let us in though.

>>127093074
Oh shit. I'd say this was the juiciest possibility.

>>127093153
and leaves blow away in the wind

>>127093147
The press has gone feral.

>>127093074
It's not hard at all to make the sort of thing he used. Like anybody with a few brain cells could find out how and then do it. You'd probably need one, maybe 2 tests to ensure it works.

Why do they have to call it a bomb factory?

It's a house where a cunt made a few crude bombs. Not a fucking industrial scale manufacturing plant.

>>127093195
Looks like a fucking Tory and all.

>>127093195
BEST

AND

BRIGHTEST

>>127092035
do you actually discuss politics here or are you just on pol for (you)s

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>>127093409
>being this new

>>127092638
Thanks F@m. Glad to see brits are useful for something.

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>>127092638
noice

>>127093459
it wasn't like this before you turned up tbf

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>>127093583

>>127093321
>Why do they have to call it a bomb factory?
yes let's downplay it

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>>127091359
>Devenport Michigan

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>>127093409
>>127093459
That filthy little tripslut is all about your (you)s mate, she craves them like the sissy (you)bucket she is.
On your knees tripslut, you're exactly where you crave to be, you're desperate, you're hungry for them.
Beg for them tripslut, beg for our (you)s

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>>127093409
He's here for the (you)'s
Literally never discusses politics except replying to politics posts with retardation to get attention
remember, do not talk to tripfags, do not acknowledge tripfags, do not give them attention

>>127090025
am I welcome :3

>>127092751
As we are members of 5 eyes, we share info with the US.
But it should still be confidential and not be given out to 3rd parties.

The fact that this is evidence in an ongoing terrorist investigation is the cherry on the cake.

People will stop trusting USA intelligence. It makes cooperation difficult.

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>>127093789

>>127092882

Alas, I can't give you any reassurances Anon, other than to say that security will be tight.

>>127093459
I'm not new. I just hate your attention whoring.

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>>127093794
Are you white?

>>127093802
Aye it's not a trump thing cause they did same with the bus bombings. Highlights close relationship between us intelligence and left wing media outlets.

>>127093794
of course you are Honorable memba.

How are the red hard-hat wearing loonies?

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>>127094011
>I'm not new

I'll take things newfags say for 500.

>>127094011
Don't give it attention

Pretty decent muslim sheikh on TV grilling people over being le moderate and letting people radicalize.

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Here's an uncomfortable truth: Britain doesn't really have much of national identity or anything truly special about it anymore other than running guns to the Saudis so they keep arming Islamic terrorists.

If we want to bring people together, we need a new national identity, and I propose adopting anime. I believe we would have much few integration problems if all Brits could embrace as a core principle of national identity.

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>>127094144
>he says while giving me attention
Oh my.

>>127093886
OH HOLY FUCK TRIPSLUT
Look how hard you worked on that image, FUCK I'm so hot for you right now, you deserve my big thick fat (you) so much.
You worked so hard for it, HERE IT COMES ARE YOU READY?
God damn I love when tripsluts work so hard for my (you)

>>127094157
>decent
>muslim

Intothetrash

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>mfw someone bullies my waifu preuße

>>127094280
For a Muslim. He needs to go but at least he doesnt like terrorism. Hes useful for now.

>>127094234
We do have a national identity, its just naturally subdued and not overbearing like America's is, which makes it all the easier to subsume

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>>127094234
it'd be better than the "identity" we have at the moment

>>127094064
not by /pol/ standards fbm :(

>>127094110
They're cunts who are sucking the DA's teet so that they can also have a say. Going to jump ship ASAP desu, hopefully as soon as I get my qualifications.

Us lot seem to get along alright so I may very well end up in the UK.

>>127093071
Sounds exactly like me.

>>127094599
ZA/pol best pol - top bantz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtV-aJJz1WQ

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>tfw certain posters get reported en masse by everyone else and they disappear for a few days

You know what to do, lads. You know what to do.

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>>127092751
>>127092964

They're leaking evidence that will contradict what the Government narrative will be.

Security experts said the detonator shown in leaks indicates there may have been someone else there ready to detonate remotely if the bomber bottled it.

Now our Gov saying 'lone wolf' he made it himself with info from the internet.

Both covering up the threat 'nothing else to see here lads' because our security services are clearly fucking useless plus the added bonus of May having free reign at censoring the internet.

>>127093291
You're stupid don't post here anymore.

>>127094463
This guy again

You alright mate?

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>>127094707

>>127093693
Well just call it what it is. Still let the public know that he's probably made and distributed others and that they're clearly very powerful but there's no need for hyperbole. The situation is bad enough without LARPing.

>>127091551

I dunno why you'd wanna find porn of Yui, she's retarded and doesn't know how to wipe properly.

>>127092625
>>127093071
I think UKIP needs to re-contextualise its name, and change it from a political aim to a geographical truth. We're an island, and therefore are kept alone from allies by the same border that keeps us safe from enemies. Being independent of the continent has been a recurring motif in our national chracter going back centuries.

>>127090478
There really aren't a lot of Muslims in the US. Tons of nigs though. I've been all over the country and have seriously seen like 15 Muslims my whole life.

>@britainelects 2m ago

>Westminster voting intention:
>CON: 42% (-5)
>LAB: 34% (+5)
>LDEM: 9% (+1)
>UKIP: 4% (-2)
>GRN: 4% (-)
>(via @TNS_UK / 18 - 22 May)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/867838593548603393

>>127094737
fight me irl pussy

>>127094783
You can turn you're head but I know your eyes are all over me Tripslut, you can't take your gaze from mine, you fucking love the attention you FUCKING LOVE IT don't you tripslut.
Desperate for my (you), naughty dirty (you)whore

>>127094722

I did wonder if there was an underlying alternative narrative,

>>127094866
>this doesn't even counter in the soon-to-be UKIP surge that takes votes from conservatives
why must this happen

>>127094783
destiny.gg?

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>>127094599
Are you at least not a dirty nig nog then? I hope SA burns even further into the ground and I want the decent people to flee

>>127094789
>Facility being used for the construction of bombs by someone who knows what they're doing
What are you going to call it if not a bomb factory?

>>127094902
okay. how do we work out the logistics?

>>127094777
them digigits lol
Listen if tory ..?
see above if Corbyn ..TC mate x

Night lads

>>127094866
The polls are wrong

>>127092751
snitches get stitches

>>127095136

Night lad.

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>>127092318
>>127092669
>>127092878
>>127093154
>>127093755
>>127094272
>>127094969
>call an anonymong an ugly beta loser and this is how he retorts
Have we got another elliot on our hands lads?

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>speaking to a yank
>he says bollocks
>BAW-LOCKS

>>127091674
LMAO
Like Brass Eye all over again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7k9UxXgmQg

>>127095055
"""white""" with brown hair and brown eyes. Same boat as you desu.

>>127094866
Post-dementia tax, pre-bombing.

>>127095238
You fucking love it sissy (you) whore, you fucking love it
Tripsluts when they get pouty are the best.

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I'm severely fucking depressed and it's gonna be one of those long sleepless nights littered with extreme and intrusive suicidal thoughts.
I'm working a terrible wage slave job and I have to be up at 5am so this is surely gonna end well.

I hate my life, lads.
I dropped out of society a few years ago (stopped speaking to my friends, deleted the social jew media, etc) and I haven't been with a girl for like 3-4 years now. (Occasionally out of choice, because I've been told a couple of times by different people that they like me, w.e)
My diet is fucked and I look like a prisoner of war, mainly because I'm poor as fuck.
I have mild anxiety (some days severe) and severe depression.
I'm not terribly ugly, but I make no effort because I simply hate most men and women.

Why did this have to happen to me lads? I remember being a kid and looking around at other people getting on with their lives and thinking "I don't think that is in the cards for me" and I was right, how?!

How do I fix my life? What steps should I be taking?
I want to change

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Round and Round we go!

Climb down?

>>127095263
>tw@t instead of twat
Fucking hate this one, doesn't even sound like a curse word when they say it

>>127095065
A facility for creating and storing huge, yet dangerous chemical potential or ffc+shdcp for short.

of course.

>>127094866
it was taken before Manchester
I bet were gonna see a 10+ surge for ukip +6 from the manifesto bounce and +4 from the allah ackbar.
Expect a few points from lab to go the tory

>>127094866
Hahahahahahaha

LAB surge after children get BTFO. Fuck this fucking country.

>>127095065
I make bowls on my lathe in my shed. Is my shed a bowl factory? No it isn't.

I'd just say 'Salmon a Beady produced the bomb himself at home and had the equipment and knowledge to produce and distribute others of the same or higher power'. It objectively is not a factory.

>>127095414
>Why did this have to happen to me lads?
>thinking "I don't think that is in the cards for me"
There's your answer.

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>>127094707

Wouldn't that just bring so much mod attention to Brit/pol/ that Brit/pol/ itself will eventually get banned?

>>127094866
Basically the same as the others, also pre-bombing so looks like they held off releasing it for a while. Post-bombing polls could be interesting.

>>127095415
Fuck me that was quick.

Tail wags the dog again

>>127095414
Join the Navy mate
It's literally a life in a box, starting salary of £14k when you start training, best benefits medical/pension etc when you get out.
Travel the world, hopefully kill mudslimes (probably have to save some but not every job is perfect)

>>127094462
It's unfortunate, I actually think that a degree of nihilistic self-loathing is part of Britain's national identity, probably a by-product of post-colonialism. Some people know we're not really that special anymore and treat it with a kind of wry self-deprecating wit, while others are consumed by hatred and bitterness. We need new things to be proud of, which is why I find the calls for revived nationalism in Britain to feel very hollow without something stronger to base it on. There needs to be more there than just a flag. Personally, l would like to see the UK really push itself as a global leader of science and innovation.

I actually legitimately worry for the overall mental health of Britain at times.

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>>127095284
That's alright then lad, you can stay

>>127095541
>18-22 may

Read the dates m8

>>127095414
get your testosterone levels checked, depression might not be helped if you have low test levels. Causes lethargy/low motivation etc.

>>127095541
Try fitting that in a tweet
Everyone understands what the term bomb factory means, its short, concise and descriptive, it doesn't need changed, the essence of good writing and speaking is simplicity and brevity are you one of those people that insist on saying Unmanned aerial vehicle instead of drone?

>>127095364
>being so desperate for affection that you trick yourself into believing a stranger loves you by repeating yourself over and over again
Schizo?
Not the first time an anti Preuße admitted to being mentally ill, it's pretty common tbqh.

>>127095660
:3

>>127095415
That building is mecca tier aesthetically
dog whistle?????!!???

>>127095414
its easy enough stop caring about the truth

>>127095642
Was thinking the same to be honest, problem is I'm not in peak physical condition.

>>127095415
We never stopped. That was just the Tories trying to look STRONG AND STABLE

>>127095238
show feet.

who is this autistic fucking anime retard in this thread just baiting for replies???

>>127095414
try meditating

>>127095364
>>127095834
ot the first time an anti Preuße poster admitted*

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
>GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
>GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-40043407

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Probably nothing.

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>>127095587

No. They usually go through with it.

Once jannies notice a name, they know shit is up, especially if people keep reporting it.

And Britpol deserves to die if people are just going to sit here and let this faggot and his sockpuppet proxy accounts shit up every thread for attention.

Get reporting - it works.

just had a wank to a white girl getting destroyed by five black men

AMA

>>127095651
We need something everyone can get behind. Being a good place for scientists doesn't mean much to the common man when he can't find a decent job.

>>127095414
Just accept you're not going to take what you see as the 'normal' path in life
It took me years to realise I was trying to fix things that weren't broken and that a lot of my health improved when I stopped trying to fight myself so much.
Vague but I hope it helps.
Also:
talk to doctor
if you hang out on brit/feel/ or /r9k/ just don't, they drag them down with you
exercise

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It's too damn hot

>>127096189
Your father work trades?

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>>127095415

>>127095585
Nah, I mean I was young when I thought that... I just found that people found "life" much easier than me. They aren't unnerved by the same things, etc.

>>127095642
My BMI is too low and doesn't meet the requirements. I looked into it and thought about it already.

>>127095784
I don't believe I have low test. I have all the "traits" of high test physically apart from being gaunt as fuck. I'm not some permavirgin neckbeard or w.e, if you were to see me on the street you wouldn't necessarily know I'm so fucked, and it's just more mental
Like I said, even finding a girl... I could get laid but I have 0 interest in doing so because I'd have to pretend to like whoever it was etc

>>127095988
New age bullshit doesn't work
Meditating isn't gonna change my circumstances

>>127096030
are you sure youre not the mentally ill one you skanky tripwhore

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 42% (-5)
LAB: 34% (+5)
LDEM: 9% (+1)
UKIP: 4% (-2)
GRN: 4% (-)

(via @TNS_UK / 18 - 22 May)

https://twitter.com/britainelects

All work done before the terror attack.

>>127096189
What did you have for breakfast?

>>127095682
Fair play. I think votes will go from CON to UKIP and from LIB to LAB and things will stay relatively the same.

>>127095815
Didn't know we were discussing tweets lad. I used to write for a living, I understand the necessity for conciseness but I put above that the need to be honest and accurate. It isn't a bomb factory; that implies it's a production line in a custom built facility when the reality is that he's chucking nails into a pressure cooker or something equally simple.

Regarding the UAV vs drone, UAV is quicker and more accurate and should be used in most cases.

>>127096276

no, he has an administrative job at a private hospital and it pays fairly well

>>127096281

Gosh that was a short-lived strop.

>>127096320
>meditating wont change my circumstances

yeah you're right, but it will change your mind

>>127096189
Why don't you stop beating around the bush and arrange for an interracial bukkake for your boipussi?

>>127096395

woke up at 1pm, didn't have time for breakfast

>>127096189
In a wild-weasel scenario, whats better Shrike or harm?

>>127096506
twat

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>>127095926

Who /questiontime/ here?

>>127096351
what kind of majority would the tories get from that?

>>127096494

not something I'm interested in

>>127096419
My first guess was low level public sector.
anyway, sounds like a total faggot, completely understand your actions

>>127090478
We don't share a direct land border with mudpeople, only spics. Muslim population is only projected to rise to about 2% from it's current 1%.

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>>127095415
US leaked the info!!!!!

KEK

>>127096222
I've done all of that though
I'm passed the point of caring about other peoples opinions but I still care about my own, if you follow. I have high standards of myself and obviously since my peers are in a better place than me, this makes me despise myself because I know If things went well for me I'd be capable of much more etc
Also, I rarely post on this site at all, probably an hour a week but yeah it's a bad habit
I've already spoken with a doctor but I think as far as I can tell, my problems are more existential and not something they would really be able to help it

>>127096493
I'll give it a try anyway

>>127096560
you dirty kike

>>127096526

if they eat birds, I'd say a shrike definitely looks to be tasty

>>127095414
>How do I fix my life?

Work like fuck, save like fuck and then start your own business. I felt exactly the fucking same for so long before I realised that it was all because of working for other people. I used to have pains in my chest, pass out, have panic attacks and all the other meme bullshit and now I feel pretty happy working for myself.

How old are you?

If you can, I'd really suggest travel. It's a meme but it's amazing for the mind and you'll meet some like minded people.

>>127096559

that's a bit rude mate

>blaming evil losers
Bit rude, there are a lot of harmless evil losers. I've never suicide attacked anyone in my whole life

>>127096401
UAV is a TLA and should be avoided when possible as drone is easier to process, easier to say and immediately communicates the desired information

I would argue that technical accuracy comes second to contextual accuracy when talking about most mass media, nobody is going to read "home of Salman Abedi was a working bomb factory" and think of a production line

>>127096856
*think of a literal production line

>>127095847

That's the intelligence HQ, and probably following this thread so say hello

>>127096526
Reading an autobiography of a weasel atm, both are shit apparently, rarely hit anything.

>>127096747
they're clean piss off

>>127096664

interracial gangbangs are NOT gay anon

>>127095414

How old are you lad?

Its not hopeless if you aren't that old yet.

>>127096614
About 348 seats.

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>>127096560
Wanted preuse not you

>>127096351
>>127096614
>>127097075
There was a podcast where one dude who got 2015 right reckons something is overstating labour again.

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>80 degrees is hot
""""""""Great"""""""" Britain
t. New England

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I'm literally about to die from the heat. Goodbye, Brit/pol/.

>>127096964
Called my mom in England this morning and the signal began to echo after I told her to avoid sandniggers so I think they're on me already.
Disclosure - thought you were referencing the cuckposter at first, got really confused.

>>127096967

Nice, what book fella?

but the yanks managed to hit one of their own B-52's with a harm in GW-1 kek

>>127096964
That's MI6. MI5 is far less conspicuous.

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>>127097138
here you go

>>127096818
>Work like fuck, save like fuck and then start your own business
Yeah I hope to one day. Just a matter of getting enough cash together and all of that.

>How old are you?
24.
Getting old, still have time to fix, maybe?

>If you can, I'd really suggest travel.
I'll try this as well.
Cheers for a decent reply m8

>>127097034
24

>>127097193
Perhaps it's the fact that the tolerant left turn rabid should anyone mention they're voting conservative.

>>127095414

asking for advice on here probably isn't the best idea

That being said, sometime offing yourself is the only solution and it's definitely something I would recommend for someone in your situation

>>127097254
what's the temperature there?

>>127097295
get up right now, put your shoes on and go for a walk somewhere, lad
i can't say if it'll feel good, but it's worth knowing if it does so that you can use it when you feel bad

>>127097249

>80 degrees
>literally 20 degrees below boiling point

YANKS OUT

>>127096351
They might not, technically, have a majority: if Labour & Lib Dem & others voted against the Conservatives, they wouldn't have enough votes on their own. All depending on how many MP's those percentages translate to, of course.

Anyway, it's not looking good for Obergruppenfuhrer May.

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>>127096215
Good point, but I'd almost consider that it should be a basic prerequisite that the common man should be able to have stable employment and not have to worry about if they're even going to be able to pay the bills next week. The that it feels like underemployment, under-investment, and poverty are becoming part of Britain's national identity which really what might be pushing this cycle of self-loathing I'm seeing. That said, regarding the science, some of the AI stuff I've been following recently could really unburden the NHS.

Personally though, I'm going to be supporting Corbyn. May's only answers seem to be more internet censorship and going on about how 'strong' she'll be.

>>127096351
>TNS_UK
Dropped. Who the fuck are these shit tier pollsters?

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>>127097249
We're no used to it ya cunt, not like in amerifica

>>127096526
HARM of course. Shrike is basically a Sparrow with a new guidance system.

>>127097462
Largest swings from lab to con are in the labour marginals though.

>>127097339
>>127097295

you're 24?

Shame. Between ages 18-23 are your prime years.

>>127096987
not compared to a man that works admin, no.

>>127097373
25˚C or 77 Fahrenheit

>>127097287
i....i....what is this? i don't understand. what am i looking at?

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>>127097373
23°C / 73F

>>127097348
everybody but you offered good advice

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>>127096856
UAV is the standard in the industry; or just the name of the model. Drone is used by the media. I care more about the industry than the media. There is nothing wrong with three-letter acronyms, never has been and never will be.

I'll concede on the point of the bomb factory though. I was thinking more along the lines of an article or it being verbalised rather than on Twitter or as a headline.

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>>127097536
Correct answer - i like you.

>>127097275
Viper Pilot: A Memoir of Air Combat by Dan Hampton. Good read, amazing anecdotes, also whenever he can he seems to enjoy bashing the French and their military prowess.

so next week thursday the boss of my boss will come in and interview me, investigate me and decide if I should be dismissed.

Should I just quit now? My managers are awful and nasty and my training has been fucking atrocious and non existent, making a challenging but rewarding job really stressful and I am not motivated.

>>127097653
lad that's not hot at all

>>127097621

It's a senior managerial position phaggot

stay mad because your Dad is a poorfag

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>>127095415
It's only getting leaked to anti-Trump publications, he's also having a big problem getting his own admin leaks under wraps

>Here's him being a shitlord to the French

>>127097659
tick the legacy captcha button in settings and then you won't get pissed off anymore when you post, baka

>>127097446
He's using F, not C.

>>127096691
>this makes me despise myself because I know If things went well for me I'd be capable of much more etc
This is exactly how I let myself slip away. Ask yourself, if you think so highly of yourself, then why are you letting yourself down? Are you following a routine or avoiding basic responsibilities?
One of the best first steps to take is sticking to a routine, especially over sleeping hours
>>127097295
You're 24, fuck, I'm 25 and I'm just about to start a degree after quitting my job. Just make a change

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>>127097583
Possibly, but it's not like Conservatives don't have a bunch of marginal seats that are traditionally Labour, either. A lot of people voted Anything But Labour the last time 'round because of Ed Milibean.

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>>127097653
>77 Fahrenheit
>Hot

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>>127097249
It`s a fucking snownigger country, mate.

NEW

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>>127097731
What did you do anon?

>>127097740
burger fag not a brit relax

>>127097728
nice i'll pick it up. Just finished low level hell - was breddy good book desu

>>127097754
He raised a nigger enthusiast
Can you tell me what street corners the pakis have your sister working on?

>>127097847
I'm just saying UNS is shit tier

>>127094866
has anything significant happened since the 22nd of May

>>127097462

Nice Man in the High Castle reference you got in there lad.

>>127097850
>>127097740
It is, you're just a nigger so you wouldn't know

>>127097887
Shit thread, ignore it

>>127097887
can somebody do a proper thread?

>>127097943
You got any other recommendations? Finished a long series and didn't realise how it would feel to be bookless.

>>127097295
I went self employed last year at 26. It took me 8 months of working my arse off to save the money for it and 4 or 5 months of working for fuck all to make it work but now things are going reasonably well; you've got time to do it, don't fret too much.

Travel can be cheap. I spent 4 weeks in the Balkans and spent about £1,000 and could have done it for less. Could even just spend a week in a tent in the Lake District. It clears your mind and reminds you that there's something better out there. That's what it does for me anyway.

Best of luck pham.

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>>127097094
She is off the fucking charts, you just need to take a moment to appreciate her and it will click.

>>127097770
Macron should have driven his left hand forward through Trumps shoulder and snapped Trumps fucking wrist. Then tea-bagged him.

>>127097887
Fuck off

Actual thread
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