Brit/pol/ Walkers edition

Just wanked to a white girl getting destroyed by 5 black guys..

AMA

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What do we think of the UKIP manifesto lads?

127098278
Why did you repost this?

>>127098278
Why?

>>127098376
>UKIP

Who?

>75 degrees is hot
Dude it gets hotter than that here in New Hampshire lol

>>127098376
Irrelevant.

>BRIT/POL/ OFFICAL POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892/
>OVER 350 VOTES
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892/
>BRIT/POL/ OFFICAL POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892/

Why are we threadsplitting again

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>>127098349

>>127098376
UTTERLY FLAWLESS

>>127098447
We're white

>>127098502
The cancerous anime namefag made one with no links so he can shitpost with his animefag friends

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DESTROY KAREN

>>127098169
>Operation temperer
Templar would have been more fitting...

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Posting in here because, fuck anime & the French

>>127098376
I shamefully agree with it

>tfw all hot and sticky

>>127098447
Nobody gives a fuck about your shithole of a country.

We're not used to it being hot, and 27C is hot. Also remember that our humidity levels are pretty high meaning it often feels a fair bit hotter than it is.

>>127098376
Great, it can now be stolen by all the other parties (mostly the Tories) & claim credit for the policies.

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>>127098447

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>tfw my bladder can only hold 150-200ml

What's going on.

>>127098556
t. James

>>127098702
Me too anon. I'm peeling myself off the furniture.

Yanks just don't understand it, as they all have air con and shit.

>>127098766
You're an old woman?

>>127098447
We're white and the humidity is higher

It's only going to get hotter lads. Got up to 38 degrees last year.

>>127098693
>shamefully
kys disgusting cuck

what time is QT on LADS?

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>>127098441
>>127098497
The right wing party that won't backstab you like the Tories will.

>>127098580
>New Hampshire: 92% white
>UK: 87% white

>>127098865
>tories
>right wing
LAUGH

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But DUDE WEED LMAO. And 16 year old votes!
Isn't every parties' policy to provide the 8 billion. I think that's a little unfair having the most popular one merely blue

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>AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE

Looks like Abedi really did act alone then.

It appears now he made the bomb himself, in his home, after learning the trade in Libya.

I think the threat level is going to be lowered by this time tomorrow to be honest.

>>127098861
10:45pm as always

>>127098755
I can deal with -10˚C, but no 20˚C. Shit meme.

>>127098766
Bladder cancer

>>127098376
It doesn't go far enough but it's a lot, lot better than any of the others. If they can get people to actually read it, or if it gets bullet pointed and shared, then they will increase their vote share.

I still think they will only get 1MP at most but the manifesto is good.

>>127098693
>Shamefully
You sad twat

>arresting more muslims in birmingham

Source:-
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/live-queen-elizabeth-hospital-police-13094547

That's one down, about a million to go.

Want to wake up to the kind of raids the WM Police is famous for on Cannabis farms, but its on a mosque, and they're leading out old men with beards.

Not seen many good memes about Manchester yet lads, bad show.

>>127098921
Is that seriously your whitest state?

>fiona bruce

HNNNNNG

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>>127098822
>Supporting UKIP

>>127098376

I like it, and after Monday they might pick up some support.

>>127098376
I want to vote for it but they won't send me a candidate

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>>127098921
>Wales: 93% white
Checkmate, nigger.
Reminder that most of the shitskins in the UK are in containment zones.

>>127098921
>Whitest area of the US is still only 92%

>>127098686
Trump just cannot get away from all the kikes, why does he trust them? Never trust a Jew

>>127099107
How do we deal with London?

>>127099043
naw lade if you're scared to say you're voting ukip, you're as bad as the mudslimes

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>>127098943
Source? He's a fucking mong faced dindu, I can't believe he learned to tie his own shoelaces, let alone make explosives and build a bomb.

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>>127098997
>He believes in UKIP

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don't live in a city if you don't want to be blown up.

>>127099166
Take a leaf out of Trump's book and build a wall around it.

>>127098349
>That ID
>IWeebAtm

>>127098376
Very nice but it won't help them very much, they might rise 1 or 2% in the polls.

>>127098941
>bringing back grammar schools only 31%

what the fuck?

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>>127099031

>>127098921
Is your whitest state only 92%?

Obviously that includes dark skinned whites and spics too. What a shit country.

>>127099166
Flash pogroms.

>>127099176
>scared

Nah. Just...why?

LADS NEW YOUGOV POLL FUCK

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>>127099260
Nope not this time

>>127099188
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/25/manchester-attack-fears-second-bomb-police-find-huge-chemical/

>>127099107
Remember when we almost genocided you lot for speaking welsh?

Yeah not ironic... just sad.

Imagine if people speaking welsh was the biggest problem we had now. He'll I'd rather the whole country be speaking cornish than what the fuck we have going on now...

>>127099188
Maybe clock boy taught him - he's a genius Obongo said so

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>>127099176
I couldn't even vote UKIP if I wanted such is their irrelevance now

Oh fucking hell. Corbyn better not win lads.

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 43% (-1)
LAB: 38% (+3)
LDEM: 10% (+1)
UKIP: 4% (+1)

(via @YouGov / 24 - 25 May)

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>>127098921
>In 2001, 1.3% of the Lincolnshire population were classified as 'non-white'

>>127098921
>New Hampshire population: 1 million (92%)
>Northern Ireland population: 1.8 million (98%)
BURGERS BTFO

>>127098943
It's all lies

>>127099188
Making bombs is surely trivial. The information is all out there, the components are basic as fuck and people have been doing it for centuries.

Getting hype for the QT shitshow lads

>>127099260
Bomb factory was already found at Abedi's home, he constructed it himself

Tory cunts fuck off, UKIP is our only hope. May will not give us what we need.

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This is getting beyond a joke now.

>>127098943

Including the hi-tech detonator/initiator?

>>127099188
He did go to uni for business and his parents are a doctor and nurse. He's smarter than the average arab.

>>127099452
wew lad

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>>127099368
I'm an Anglo colonist in Wales so idgaf. Only about a quarter of people I know actually have a Welsh surname; most of them are either Anglo or Scottish.
The natives are really only found in large numbers in the council estates along with the paddies.
Even North Wales is mainly Anglo.
Wales is basically the first New England.

>>127099483
If Corbyn wins this country can go fuck itself.

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Has anyone got the webm of wojack watching Nige on tv, saying "I believe in this country, I believe in the people..." & then he rewinds it.
it was posted here after he lost in Thanet

>>127098766
Are you drinking too much pop mate?

Beer?

You gotta cut one. And it better not be the beer. Are you waking up at night to piss as well? Like 4AM to 6AM? if so, see a doctor. If not, just cut the fizzy pop and report back.

>>127099452
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Westminster voting intention: CON: 43% (-1) LAB: 38% (+3) LDEM: 10% (+1) UKIP: 4% (+1) (via @YouGov / 24 - 25 May)

FUCKING HELL

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/867848021182173185

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>>127099166
*shovels greasy fries into mouth*

MMM BRUV DEY IS GOLDEN 'ND CRISPY BLUD DEY IS GOT DA RIGHT AMOUNT OF SALT ON DEM BUT DA RIBS BLUD DEY IS STICKY ND PENGALENG MA FAMTING YA GET MEEEEE?????
ONTO DA CHIKIN BRUV DAT MEAT FALL OF DA BONE ROADMAN, DIS SHIT IS BOSS PROPS TO DA BOSSMAN INNIT MMM WAT IS DIS CRISPY SEASONIN BRUV
YA GOT TO SUCK DA CHIKIN OFF DA BONE INNIT LIEK DIS BRUV YA GET IT ALL OFF MMMM BRUUUUVVVVVV

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>Keeping it local

Are they, dare I say it, /our guys/?

It's too fucking hot lads I've had to throw all the cushions off the sofa and I burnt the back of my bastard neck at work.

>>127099483
It's alright. Corbyn is about to commit suicide.

https://order-order.com/2017/05/25/corbyn-foreign-policy-a-cause-of-manchester-attack/

>>127099483
>@britainelects 3m ago

>Westminster voting intention:
>CON: 43% (-1)
>LAB: 38% (+3)
>LDEM: 10% (+1)
>UKIP: 4% (+1)
>(via @YouGov / 24 - 25 May)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/867848021182173185

lmaoooo

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>>127099363
It's Muslims, laddie. Definitely Not Mossad. Muslims.

>>127099452
>>127099484
>another muslim attrocity
>I know lets vote labour

wat

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>>127099483

>>127099452
Where did the +4% come from?

>>127099285
Labour said no, and there's a lot of salty people that failed to qualify so they don't want them.

>>127099483
I blame May

>>127099608
aww you poor cunt

>>127099030
No, Maine is at 94.4. Most of the minorities are Asians and a few spics, though. No blacks or Muslims

>>127099586
>UKIP +1
THINGS

>UKIP will take the last 5% lead away from the tories
i give up on the UK

>>127099452
HA wew

And after people see UKIP's manifesto and a load of Tories move to them it's going to get even closer.

Fucking hell the 8th could shape up to be a good night.

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Who else is ready for some comfy question time?

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>This could be our Prime Minister in a couple of weeks

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>>127099452

I thought you were taking the piss.

You aren't taking the piss.

There really is a 5 point gap.

AHHHHHH

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>>127099608

>>127099679
It was that fucking social care policy, all the pensioners are switching to labour.

>>127099608
Try being a skinhead mate, I almost died in the pup garden this afternoon. Literally thought my brain was frying. The dark fruit on draft was doing nothing

>>127099483
What in the fuck.

>>127099452
>tories down 1%
>others gain 5% in total

Where did the other 4% come from?

>>127099467
>Making bombs is surely trivial.
>The information is all out there

Most information is fake, and the process is still not trivial. Just getting enough precursor is difficult.

>people have been doing it for centuries

Not high explosives lad.

MISTER PRIME MINISTER

If May loses this election in this environment to Jeremy Corbyn it would have to be the worst campaign failure ever, right, even worse than Hildawg?

I also don't know how libdem support is divided, do they have a bunch of safe seats? Could there be a LabLib meme coalition?

>>127099560
I would think about moving, I have some inheritance due and I wouldn't mind just setting myself up somewhere else if people plan to be this suicidal.

Where to move to though?

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>>127099452
i'll keep you safe brit/pol/

>>127099757
Loaded up with Muslim apologists as expected.

>>127099692
>Maine is at 94.4
yeah but they're entirely stuffwhitepeoplelike.com tier

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>Wake up at 5am due to the Islamic call to prayer being blasted out of loudspeakers.

>Make myself a toast sandwich and a cup of instant black coffee that tastes of sour dirt.

>Turn on the radio, its Caliph Khan reciting verses from the Qur'an.

>Check my post, shit. I forgot to pay the TV license again, I'm going to prison.

>Its time to go to work at my local call centre.

>Leave my front door, there are odious bearded men patrolling the streets - they give me dirty looks, some call me scum and a kuffar. Litter and rubble is everywhere and pale, skinny hooded chavs comb the streets for cigarette butts

>Approach the bus stop, the first bus had been reappropriated by the local Islamists and ploughed through the last group waiting for it - there are body parts all over the road and the blood stains still haven't been cleaned up since yesterday.

>My ride approaches "LOVE IS THE ONLY TENET OF ISLAM" is emblazoned across the front - luckily this one hasn't been hijacked Get on the bus and pay the bus driver £5.50 for a ten minute journey there are women in niqabs and burkas on every seat so I have to stand. They all go silent as I enter.

>Arrive at the bus stop and get off, there is the daily beheading taking place across the street from where I get off, looks like they finally got Vicar Williams. People are walking past and cheering before kicking the poor Vicar's head into the gutter

>There is another Pakistani running down the main road holding the head of the local police constable - he is shanking old ladies as he rushes down the street. Thank god he didn't see me.

>Cries of ALLAHU ACKBAAR!! fills the air. Its National Mujahideen day - the most important national holiday. My workplace is closed.

>I am torn apart by an exploding pipe bomb that lands at my feet, as my shattered bones and ribbons of flesh splatter across the street - I die happy - at least I wasn't an Islamophobe.

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>>127099764
Of course he does. He loathes this country. It's not a glib point, he truly hates this country.

https://order-order.com/2017/05/25/corbyn-foreign-policy-a-cause-of-manchester-attack/

>>127099764
No, the army will lead a coup.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-army-could-stage-mutiny-under-corbyn-says-senior-serving-general-10509742.html

>>127099780
their whole manifesto is a steaming turd tbqh

>>127099483
May fucked up. She'll be gone by July.

>>127099514
>go to uni for business
Most of the lads I knew at the gym were business students, nice lads but pretty thick.

His mum is a nuclear engineer or something

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>When I grow up I'm going to be a Dick Head.

>>127099819
Perhaps undecideds or other smaller parties/independent candidates

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>when you're right about the election being a mistake for May but Corbyn being PM would mean the UK won't leave the EU

>>127099906
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

https://archive.is/Hgc0K <- independent.co.uk article

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>>127099788
>mfw my body can withstand all climates

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>>127099757
Reminder that Amber Rudd got BLACKED by Mr. Kwasi

>>127099304
It's 94, not including white Hispanics

>>127099854
Anywhere that is not run by lunatics.

>>127099483
Fuck all the anonymongs that wrote corbyn off without so much as a second look. In politics, NEVER mis/under estimate your opponents

>>127099650
Do you have any evidence it was mossad?

Please not walls of text, actual identifiable evidence relating to this specific case.

>>127099865
Yeah its a shame. I hope the audience are ready to call out islam for what it is though

>>127099757
Is this the real one? Andy Burnham makes me want to kill myself

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>Dianne Abbot and Emily Thornberry will soon be running the country

>>127099847
May will go down as the worst prime minister in history.

How do you fucking lose from this position.

They'll be having A Level politics students write papers on how she lost, like it was the fucking whigs and tories in 1850

>>127099847
>even worse than Hildawg

Way worse, Trump spent most of the time as nominee at less than 10% behind her, May threw away a 20% lead in less than a month

I dont think I could handle it if Corbyn won lads.

>>127099452
hung parliament incoming

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>>127099659
>>127099560
If Corbyn wins I'm leaving. I said that a while back and I'm sticking to it. If LAB win I'm done with Britain. I'll accept being called a coward or a quitter or whatever else but the reality is that I refuse to stay in a country where the majority hold views so incredibly different to mine and where I would never be happy to raise children.

>>127099854
canada easy

>>127099452
yougov is shit tier
>labour outdoing 2005 by 3%
My fucking arse

>>127099757

Aye lad - hope we have a bolshie rather than bolshy audience.

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>>127099452
H U N G
U
N
G

>>127100007
Yeah its the real one. Got it from the question time twitter
https://twitter.com/bbcquestiontime/status/867777358283120642

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>>127099944
>he thinks corbyn isn't a closet leave voter like the other labour veterans

>>127099941
Minor parties don't even get 1%

>>127099767

Fug - close to the magical 2% margin of error.

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>>127099659

surely you're an unironic mong, your reply is a classic non sequitar.

>>127100087
>bottled it when it came to crunch time

>>127099984
Audience will be filtered too with maybe one or two who slipped through.

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Reminder all of QT tonight will be about how evil the USA is for "leaking" photos of a rucsack.

>>127100087
his party won't accept it

>>127099574
Don't drink pop or alcohol. What could it be?

>>127098973
No blood.

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>>127099962
>white Hispanics

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Who here ready for /coalitionofchaos/?

>>127099757
Sara Khan is a QT. looks like Jordanian heritage, or something not so bad. Wonder if she'd be down for some race mixing?

>>127099692
Isn't Maine where the Berniefags come from?
How's Montana?

>>127100087
He may have been a closet leave voter but he openly shilled for remain so who cares?

>h-he put no effort in
Except he did, as he himself constantly reminds us, and it just got little coverage.

>>127099780

My mum is a life-long conservative and even she was put off by that social care policy.

>>127099591
UKIP confirmed for /not dafties/

>>127099944
We'd leave the EU under Corbyn however he'd keep us in the Single Market, Customs Union etc. meaning that we'd be their little bitch and not be able to do anything about it.

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>>127098349
What an ugly dyke

>>127099835
I'm sorry but I disagree. Maybe not as trivial as I implied but certainly not so difficult that you need to be anywhere near intelligent. It's just following instructions.

>>127099967
There are plenty of kind old socialists kicking about, it would be the people who voted for him I wouldn't be able to understand.

>>127100052
Has potential, sure Canada has it's problems, but surely not everywhere is bad. I wouldn't being somewhere more remote, I'm growing tired of living in a city.

>>127099969
Nice try, Mossad.

>>127100211
Yeah call it in. Better to be safe than sorry

>>127099780
Fucking pensioners ruining the country yet again over fucking gibs

at what percentage would the tories likely not get a majority

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>>127098752

Lads, if Corbyn wins, is this country over?

Don't forget bois, May was warned that there would be an increase in terror attacks if she cut police funding.

She's fucked, bois

I'm genuinely worried about this election now. When this Labour surge started I was told "it's okay it will reverse soon". When the terrorist attack happened I was told "it's okay this will help May". Now this YouGov poll. I'm genuinely scared.

>>127098686
As someone who is holidaying in France, yes fuck the French

It's too fucking hot lads

Tories need to ditch their god awful shitty manifesto and go with UKIP's. Fucking hell, they would have been better off not giving one at all.

>>127100227
They're a mile better than Takbeers. I've never had a spic of any kind beg me for money or seen one blow himself up.

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>>127099757
Get ready to rage!

Post YFW hung parliment, and Libs side with Labour again.

Bonus points, Post YFW hung parmizan and libs cuck out to cons again

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I just wanted Brexit to happen why cant we have nice things

Why the FUCK is Labour polling only 5 points behind?

>>127099452

what the fuck

tories won by 6% in the 2015 general election

they are now only leading by 5%

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

>>127100355
We'd be fucked, the Tories are shit but Corbyn is 10x worse

>>127100243
No, that's Vermont. Montana is about 89% white, but the largest minority group there are redskins

>>127099906

Not being funny, but have they actually got sufficient equipment to do that after the Iraq fiasco.

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>>127100355
This country is over anyway, Corbyn will merely speed up the process

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>The blatant coordinated shilling by leddit labour faggots who don't think we'd notice the ridiculous posting rate increase ITT

>>127100390
Giving the manifestos seems like the kind of thing where going first is a huge advantage. Why would anyone not go first?

>>127098278
Did you get off from the thought of being the bird or being the nig

>>127100233
Actually imagine a coalition of SNP, LAB, LIB, PC, GREENS.

Seriously just imagine this country in that state. Would you stay here? What would you do?

>>127100026
>How do you fucking lose from this position.

Tell your base that they only deserve £100k after saving their entire lives.

It also helps if you slashed spending on Police as Home Secretary and then have a major terrorist incident on your watch.

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ALL THE TORIES HAD TO DO WAS RAISE THE PERSONAL ALLOWANCE TO 15K AND ANNOUNCE SOME BORING INVESTMENTS

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY ANNOUNCE CUTS ON THEIR MOST RELIABLE DEMOGRAPHIC

WHAT SORT OF PERSON THROWS AWAY A 20 POINT CAMPAIGN LEAD

JESUS CHRIST TORIES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

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>>127099780
>WIPE MY ARSE OR IM VOTING LABOUR

>>127100515
Everyone is just worried lad.

>>127100081
Be skipping that then

>>127099819
SNP/ Green/ others not listed. Plaid's down in W A Y L E S as well because that one poll came out with the tories in the lead and the full power of Thatcher was activated
>>127099847
>Lablib coaltion
Tim Farron ruled it out, and he RUINED the best chance the lib dems had of BTFO of labour forever.

>>127100496
What do you mean?
>Iraq fiasco
That wasn't because of equipment or Britain, but because America managed the situation terribly.

>>127099969
Can you give me an example where Mossad weren't involved? is probably an easier thing to do.

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>>127099757

has anyone made an updated QT bingo card yet? you just know statements like 'we must show them we are united' and 'islam is a religion of peace, the bomber wasn't a real muslim' will be uttered.

>>127100260
>My mum is a life-long conservative and even she was put off by that social care policy

This , don't think in the end it will change the result , but it was unpopular

>>127100467
The polls had 1% difference between Labour and Conservative in 2015.

>>127098278
Get help!

>>127100534
making sure people actually get out to vote rather than thinking it's a forgone conclusion

>>127099905
All our politicians do. The difference is that no one pretends that Corbyn doesn't, while people argue as if any of the Tories are die-hard patriots.

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>>127099260
>Armed police shouted "Do not move or I will fire"

Wew lads.

>>127100211
prob drugs desu

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>>127100453
me too lad

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>>127100525
Buy some land in the outback and live in isolation for the rest of my days, don't really mind the giant man eating spiders 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqczty1FpSs

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LOOK AT THIS IT'S YOUR NEW LEADERS

THE FUCKING BLACK SLAY QUEEN DEMOGRAPHIC IS GOING TO WIN THE ELECTION

DIANE ABBOT WILL RULE YOU
EMILY THORNBERRY WILL DICTATE TO YOU

THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE

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I've been mentally preparing myself for tonight's QT since Monday. This might be the one that makes me turn off. The line up is tragic. Hopefully the audience pulls through; doubt it though. It's in Salford and they're all still riding the wave of "unity". What would be worse is an audience member that criticises Islam but does it in a really stupid way that's easy to argue against.

>>127100707
They're just dying to pull that trigger.

>>127098514
Real Kstewposter wouldn't post current Kstew

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>>127100405
>>127100639

good work my bongistand friend.

>>127099780
FUCK

ISIS NEXT TIME BLOW UP AN OAP HOME YOU FUCKING USELESS SANDNIGGERS

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>>127098349
i raise you, lad

>>127100467
Polls put labour ahead 1% last time

>>127100614
>Tim Farron ruled it out
d-did he though?

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>>127100386
I once went through France when I was younger, an older French lady pushed in front of me in the queue, I've never forgotten that.

>>127100496
That was mainly a logistics problem. Something that isn't such an issue on home turf.

>>127100220
you eat too much salt

>>127100893
>tories won by 6% in the 2015 general election
Didn't they adjust their methodology now though to take into account the shy tory effect?

>>127100626

Just that our lads (British) were under-equipped for a long time, and were even having to send for items of clothing from family members according to the press at the time.

>>127099835
If it was a plastic explosive, semtex, or fertiliser, maybe it'd indicate something more difficult to produce.

In reality, it was a TATP bomb. The same kind of thing the 7/7 bombers used, and the precursor is frighteningly trivial to get hold of. Most actual organisations don't use it because while it's not terribly difficult to make, it's unstable and unreliable.

>>127100945
Do you have the pic of this guy with a handgun?

>>127100363
If the other parties keep hammering that home she's fucked. Even if the ""Conservatives"" win she wont be PM.

>>127100405
Fuck this will be a quick game.

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>>127100928
Farron is a tory plant

>>127100893
Corbyn's manifesto will bring out a lot of ex-Labour supporters who were turned off by Blairism, and the polls might not correctly account for that.

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>>127098349
That picture looks like the Devil Spawn from a union between Eminem and Sigourney Weaver. Nasty.

This is what a real woman looks like.

>>127100525
I'd go to prison, I expect.

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You guys would unironically be better off with a JEB! surge than Corbyn

>>127100534
>JESUS CHRIST TORIES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Throwing the election to keep us cucked to the EU. NATO falls apart, US is isolated under Trump, EU army created and we're forced to join it and stay in the EU but as total outsiders hated by the rest.

Corbyn moves parliament to some side street in Brussels

Juncker becomes Lord Protector

Farron's wife becomes Home Secretary

Sadiq Khan creates the Greater Southern England Caliphate which stretches from Cornwall to Manchester and is run from Leicester.

>>127100793
Yeah I'd say to not watch it if you're in any doubt.

Between the one-sided panel, the lefty audience, and even the official BBC News account unironically using the #WeStandTogether hashtag on all Manchester stories, there is no real hope for the BBC being open about the causes. Just watch This Week instead.

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>>127100772
isn't New Zealand pretty much the same without the deadliness?

>>127098376
Makes me sad because many of their policies are really fucking good and are common sense, yet will never be implemented.

Its either going to be Lib Dems or Labour in my area, so I'll give Paul my vote.

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>>127100786
>ywn be Eskimo brothers with the Jez

>>127098376
It makes a lot of sense.
They have my vote

>>127100893
At least the Army wont have far to go when they remove Corbyn then kek

How long until the police on edge shoot some little brown kid of being a shit and the nogs start rioting again?

School holidays next week, and hot weather.

>>127101055
We'd be better of with Jeb! than May, Tories aren't as conservative as republicans, even the cuck ones.

>>127101055
we'd be better off with bernie fucking sanders, hillary or even someone like rick santorum

>>127100989
>implying they ever fix that
They've underestimated the tories 6 fucking elections in a row

>>127101037
I doubt it. May is still like 20% up as favoured PM.

>>127101039
more gemma

>>127101067
corbyn has said no to freedom of movement which pretty much means hard brexit

its a big reason why he's rising in the polls

if he was going to reverse brexit he'd still be at 25%

>>127100996
We were under-equipped against a foreign army. You forget that we are talking about a coup here. There's no one to save the government except a couple of tranny police officers and a handful of niggers.

>>127100772
I'll be in the Yukon freezing to death with a pack of huskies.

>>127098169
Rudd and Burnham on the same QT?

Will be giving that a miss. My blood pressure won't be able to take it.

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>mfw planning to migrate to Eastern Europe if Labour wins

>>127101213
Ronaldo the lucky cunt fucked that

>>127099239
You pay extra for the privilege of it

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Have you ever had a fart so powerful that you cut your arsehole?

I'm moving to Spain if Corbyn wins

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>>127100892
Name?

>>127101217
I missed that. Don't trust him for a second. But maybe, just maybe he is actually full NATSOC (of the civic kind).

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>>127100419
>Libs side with Labour again
>Again
You have to be 18 to post here you autistic shitcunt.

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So what are we thinking now? Labour minority government?

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>>127101316
Wrong Gemma lad, but still lucky poof

>>127100961

Aye true.

Maybe Andrew Neil ripping Corbyn a new hole could change things. Doesn't matter how stupid the Shadow Cabinet are, a mixture of incompetent political manoeuvring from the Tories and Corbyn promising the country free everything is starting to take it's toll. Tories need to come out with something big or her majority will hardly change at all. Though who knows, maybe I could be wrong and we still get to kek on election night.

>>127101355
Sometimes when I'm really sweaty and sat at a funny angle it will travel as a bubble up the front, in between the side of my scrotum and my thigh and out the top near my dick.

Feels weird man.

>>127099608
>>127100389
Didn't realise that I was echoing another post almost word for word desu, it seems to be a bit of an epidemic

>>127099545
Skyrim

>>127101442
No way. Even at 5% ahead it's surely a tory minority government

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>>127101403
Don't fall for the shilling, he wants to put this woman in charge of immigration.

Can someone be based and tell me why the UK would be shit under Cuckyn? I'm from a family of torys so would just vote for them or ukip. I know he's an IRA cunt, but what policies would make him ruin the UK? cheers lads

>>127101460
Ah shit! God not sure what Gemma I would prefer to bang.

>>127101398
amber rose. only for when i'm feeling degenerate and in need of a quick wank.

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>>127101213
For you.

>>127101578
this >>127101554

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>there are people who voted Leave last year who will now vote for Labour in the upcoming GE.

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>tfw /ourlaura/ triggers ukippers

>>127101541
1% behind got then an outright majority last time.

>>127101578
do you even know why you vote tory? jesus christ

>>127101442
After the mess they got into being a minority party in a coalition with the Tories, the Lib Dems may very well rule out a coalition with Labour under Corbyn.

>>127100525
How could a government even function with 4 deputy prime ministers though? surely there must be some rule against it for the sheer insanity of it.

>>127099767
>trusting polls

I thought we were over this with Brexit, Trump and even the Le Pen polls said it'd be closer than it was

>>127101217
>corbyn has said no to freedom of movement which pretty much means hard brexit

he couldnt do all the nationalization he wants without a hard brexit

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>>127101502
>Diane Abbott will be the Home Secretary

I would drop everything and move immediately

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>>127101583

>>127101222
I'm sure that's what Franco thought before the Spanish Civil War erupted

>>127101460
Loved her in C&C

>>127101649
source?

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>>127099452
Who's looking forward to a new leadership contest? Not that it'd take a while...we all know Boris will get his turn.

The mere thought of Labour in power is stomach churning. All the pandering to the communists, Diane Abbott in a huge cabinet position, pandering to the Scottish Nazi Party if they can't get enough seats. Fuck.

>>127101222

Kek - it would be politically difficult to carry off though, even if it is in our best interests as a nation.

Which is the richest Eastern European country?

>>127100928
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/22/lib-dems-no-coalition-tim-farron-general-election
https://www.ft.com/content/38abced6-2437-11e7-a34a-538b4cb30025

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>>127099452
Labour lib dem coalition soon lads.

>save money on uni fees
>spend it on weed

>>127101217
Can you provide a source for that? If this is true then I'm liable to get a large erection, as I agree with most of what Corbyn says other than (what I thought was) his ridiculous open-door policy on immigration.

>>127101831
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

https://archive.is/54iR7 <- theguardian.com article

>>127098943
> It appears now he made the bomb himself, in his home, after learning the trade in Libya.
> after learning the trade in Libya.
... your 'avin a laff.

>>127101720
one key reason he was always for brexit is because a lot of nationalisation/local council plans are not possible if you're in the EU.

>>127101817
Whichever one currently has the largest amount of tourists.

NEW

>>127101861
>>127101861
>>127101861
>>127101861

>>127101578
He wants a sening spree we can't afford, is looking to tax the fuck out of the rich (which will make them fuck off along with their money and the jobs they're supporting), and they'll import half the third world.

>>127101832
>tfw going back to uni to study next year but still ant nothing to do with Corbyn

>>127101675
Some of their policies are decent, my dad earns above the threshold. Generally I don't like labour's tax the hard workers for the scummy lazy cunts

>>127101502
>Maybe Andrew Neil ripping Corbyn a new hole could change things.

No, Labour voters are delusional, nothing will change their addled little minds.

>>127101720
He can't favour UK companies over EU companies when awarding contracts or providing funding, but as far I know there's nothing that gets in the way of full-blown nationalisation.

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>>127101817
Slovenia and Croatia, they're the most westernised, Estonia is not too bad but it's soon to be a Russia state.

>>127099514
>Business Studies at Salford Uni

Yeah, nah he's a fucking retard

Polls are never right btw.

Remember polls, even telephone polls are conducted between 9am and 5pm.

Who the fuck is walking round the streets at these time to be polled by fucking randoms?

Who the fuck is at home to be phoned by people at these times?

It's certainly not anyone with a real job or a decent income. It's old people and the unemployed, or women with kids or just women in general with no fucking job.

People with normal 9-5 jobs don't factor in the polls.

In fact has ANY ONE OF YOU actually been in a face to face or telephone poll?

>>127098169
>>Incompetent security services warned about attacker, did fuck all
Well, they didn't want to seem racist OP.

Also, I'm guessing you'd have to round up a fuckload of people if you honestly rounded up all the people in the UK who are terrorist threats. This country is doomed.

>>127101853
It's bollocks. No cap at all, won't say immigration should be lower and he'll put diane "kill whitey" abbot in the home office

>>127101962
Interesting.

>>127101988

Not quite true lad - I used to be on a telephone polling list and would regularly get calls in the evening. I asked them to take me off it in the end.

>>127101237
>migrate TO Eastern Europe
How the times have changed.