Brit/pol/ - Alice Edition

Alice is shit

>if only they drank whole milk there would be no terrorism

>>127081129
Big bomb scare in Newport lads.

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>three new threads to choose from within one minute
anime thread it is

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>Anyone who clings to the historically untrue and thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.

>>127081363
cretin

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Start buying guns.

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808s & Heartbreak has aged pretty well

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>thread splitting

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>>127081129
The state of people nowadays.

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>munchies

>>127081466
>listening to nigger music

MUNCHIES MENTIONED

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Start moving to Northern Ireland
STOP making multiple new threads it results in untimely pruning

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Who /anime/ here?

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lel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0TMjSgw5mM

lmao

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>>127081595

Just got deja vu lads, did we jump timelines again?

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>>127081595
UK is for anime

Lads I moved to Nada because if the UK keeps getting worst, I'll hopefully be able to sponsor my family to move here to.

Did I, do-the-right-thing?

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>>127081595

England will be green by Islam or by Ireland. Which is it going to be?

>>127081660
Probably because that's not even anime m8

I can't phone, I don't have credit, but I'd like to bring up a few things. Like the burka. Someone bring it up for me? Just say you got a mate with these feelings.

A piece of clothing isn't inherently bad, but we should be able to have our police go up to someone wearing something like a burka request to take it off because its worrying people, and if they refuse, get them to leave the place they are. It's the way it is with people wearing hoodies up. Be polite like, no need to ban something outright.

And as for net migration, well when it comes down to it, immigration is brilliant for the economy. Unregulated immigration is bollocks. Just needs heavy regulating and life is golden.

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>>127081791
Fucking kill yourselves you nonces

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TRIPPING MUSLIM LSD TERRORISTS

RECYCLE
>>127076561
RECYCLE
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RECYCLE
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RECYCLE
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>>127081870

You're all charm senpai.

STOP SMOKING WEED YOU LOSERS

>>127081543
>Verity Smart
>Very smart

>>127081780
Nah mate Canada is more sharia than uk

What's going on with this scooter ride memorial lads? Any one got a live stream? Is it kicking off?

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>>127081797
Potatoes pls

>Dangerous, reactionary, divisive
What a wanker

>>127081870
there's effectively no difference between shitposting and replying to shitposters.

>>127081429
I copy pasted this into notepad and saved it.

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Vote UKIP for an interstellar empire.

(this is genuine)

scape goating minorities. Yes it's not like they are blowing us up and beheading us.
>kek
not called scape goating if its true you liberal cuck

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>>127081660
This

>>127081849
having the burka/niqab meme bans on the table is good because it forces the leftists to eat each other since one set of them are le tolerant muslims can do no wrong and wearing the burka is an expression of female liberation and the other (rightly) point out that it is an oppressive and backwards item that literally hundreds of millions of women are forced into wearing

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*sucks the greasy meat from the bone
*AY YOOO BRUVVVVV DESE RIBS IS DA PENGEST SHIT BRUVVV DA BATTER IS PROPA ROADMAN INNIT BLUD ITS GOOODDDDDDDDDD SHIIEEET BLUDDDD YA GET MEEEE??
*licks lips
*IT BE PROPER SOFT MATE NOT GREAASSYYY BRUV I GIEV DIS SHIET A 8/10

This Avatar has been certified Halal

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>>127081912

Watch him say the root cause of the problem is the west.

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>Blaming Islam for Islam extremism is scapegoating

I can't fucking take it, lads

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>>127082062
Read the book lad (Starship Troopers).
>To permit irresponsible authority is to sow disaster; to hold a man responsible for anything he does not control is to behave with blind idiocy. The unlimited democracies were unstable because their citizens were not responsible for the fashion in which they exerted their sovereign authority . . . other than through the tragic logic of history. The unique 'poll tax' that we must pay was unheard of. No attempt was made to determine whether a voter was socially responsible to the extent of his literally unlimited authority. If he voted the impossible, the disastrous possible happened instead—and responsibility was then forced on him willy-nilly and destroyed both him and his foundationless temple.

HAHAHAHA THIS LEFTY KEK CALLER SO SALTY

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>>127081870
>nonce
yes

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>WE WILL NOT LET TERRORISM DIVIDE US
>KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
>STIFF UPPER LIP
>I LOVE THIS CITY, MANCUNIANS UNITE
>DON'T LET TERRORISM AFFECT YOUR DAILY LIVES
>WE WILL NOT ADDRESS THE ROOT CAUSE OF TERRORISM BECAUSE IT'S ISLAMOPHOBIC
These will be the first to get gassed.

Based nige cutting off that tosser

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>Muslim is a skin colour

>>127081969
I live in a mountain town mate, originally from Leicester.

Vancouver is full of Chinese. Surry full of sihks, not many Muslims about at all.

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>>127082173
A fucking animal died to feed that filthy, unappreciative, useless chump. There's no justice.

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>>127082154
Better, but not quite as good as this…..

>>127082402
Bill c-16, welcome refugees, etc.

>>127081797
Tiocfaidh ár lá brother

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>>127082518
Nice fleg.

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>>127082454

>I li'a tal abou da burka fing

Why do all these cucks not want the Burka banned? Brainless cunts, if fucking France can do it so can we.

>>127082884
its rayciss

Didint morroco and Egypt do it too?

Mairposter hasn't been seen since Monday. Worried sick about him.

>That was a long time ago so obviously no-one's gonna do it again

Fuck me, got proper betty swollocks

>>127083045
Dangle em out the window

So the Muslim community actually reported the guy but nothing was done.

Do we have to APOLOGISE?

>He gave them free laptops or whatever
>Create our own new Muslim race

Great call

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>THE COMMUNIST PARTY AND LABOUR

C O M M U N I S T P A R T Y

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>COMMIE PARTY

>>127082884
i mean i understand a few arguments against a Burka ban, but none of them to do with racism and such. Government control of clothing choices, I suppose

The thing is, the government ought to regulate its roads to reflect public desires (as it is providing roads in lieu of a market being able to do so). It already bands nudity in public spaces for the same reason as why we'd want the Burka banned in public places, and very few people cry about the former as a matter of freedom.

Do you think the Burka ban would actually accomplish much other than make the muslim problem invisible?

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>>127082709
You think that's better than my last post? Do you wear Thelma glasses? Also, why all the black and white?

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In the beer garden lads

>>127081342
Lets be real nobody is going to bomb Newport

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There's a communist party?

what the FUCK

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>>127082709
worst trap

here's a better one

>>127083319
pint of ?

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>>127083235
???

>>127083261
Also, the olive don't stop them from raping kids, really think they gonna bust em for wearing a burka?

>>127083319
BOSOMS

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>>127083316
>why all the black and white?
It's from manga rather that random one off images

>>127083338
I thought he was having mad bants about Labour for a second but he was just a certified bellend.

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>>127083319
That's one pair of tidy birds m8, what's their numbers?

>>127083394
Some cretin calling in saying the burka ban is wrong and it's racist, nige asked him who he's voting

>>127083338
We have like 50 splintered communist parties here

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>Create new muslim race for Britain

>>127083319
I hope you're not drinking Carlsberg you little shit

>>127083261
>Do you think the Burka ban would actually accomplish much other than make the muslim problem invisible?

to turn it on it's head, imagine if Muslims were forced to wear the burkha.

Mike please drop some redpills

>>127083550
inb4 fosters

>>127083338
Yeah, they had a candidate in the West Midlands mayoral election

>>127083550
Sorry I am it's only £2.20 a pint

>>127083319

Good lad.

>>127083576
Let's force muslims to wear identification tags.

>muh hijacked religion
>muh troubles in N.Ireland
How do I knock these retarded bluepill arguments out of my family's skulls?

Ideally in a short and concise manner since being the useful idiots they are they have an attention span of approximately 2 minutes.

>>127083576
Wow. That might actually be a good idea, man woman and child all identifiable.

>>127083725
beat them to a pulp ?

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Has anybody got a spare hospital bed? I was in an explosion.

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>>127083648

>>127083675
Let's make them wear little slices of bacon

>>127083675

>Let's force muslims to wear identification tags.

Kind of my implication kek

>>127083794
Bacon burkas ?

>>127083773
I'd prefer not to get charged with assault, my job requires a spotless criminal record.

>>127083738

Eggsactly.

>>127083725
tell em that the koran is the literal word of good so if they wanna be gud muzzies and go heaven they gotta kill the kaffir

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>>127083855
YES

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>>127083456

how about we force muslims to wear bullets in their skulls

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>tfw when you can't shitvote for Dick Rodgers

This is fucking stale, lads. Let's bring it up a notch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFOErVWlsxg

>>127082116
Lel, he's got to be autistic.

Look the absolute STATE of that poster.

>>127084314
Get this nigger bullshit outta here

>>127084276
I want him to win just so I get to hear Bercow shout Dick Rodgers in the Commons

>arrests made are significant
What did police constable lad mean by this?

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This.

>>127084276
http://thecommongood/
>During the Second World War the nation rallied to a national purpose.
Yeah to defeat the krauts, and this cunt wants us to roll over like a dog this time round.

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wasp just flew into my room lads

>>127084276
Bless 'im, desu.

>>>127084600
It was a cell?

>>127084314
neat, more anti white propaganda

>>127084648
Atlesst it wasn't a May bug

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>>127084648
I killed a hornet yesterday

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>>127084762
>tfw mayflies in brit/pol/

>>127084872
they're big lad. what did you use, a spade?

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>>127084710
Yeah guess so
>>127084648
Nice. Bird flew into my windscreen today (quite a soft non-lethal landing though because of the angle and speed)... funny thing was there was a fairly fresh bird turd on there too, and it wiped a bit off as it hit

>>127084953
Slavery was abolished years ago so I doubt it

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>>127084953
A rolled up newspaper. He was caught between the window and net curtain. I smooshed him good

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>>127085066
you got me there lad, i kekd heartily

>>127085122

I normally use a mug and a piece of paper to trap then free them.

>>127085122
>killing native wildlife
should have just caught it and let it out. hornets are based

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Best way to deal with wasps and hornets is to wait until they settle on something, preferably not you, and then get as close as you can with your fingers in a flicking motion, and flick their head.

They die instantly from the blunt force trauma.

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>>127084648
RUN!

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>>127084276
Holy crap I am totally going to vote for Dick Rodgers now

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>>127085318
You trap and release hornets????

#NotAllHornets

>>127085437

Aye lad - they don't have a long life-span, and they have 'natural' things to do.

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>>127085358
>hornets are based
I'm allergic to bee and wasp stings. If you think I going to let a hornet live and risk stinging me you are crazy

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>>127084872
I killed a dragonfly and shot a crow. Saw a weird creature (not human) by the brook and legged it.

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Came to Barbra Roche the other day. Don't know how I feel about that, desu.

>>127083319
a manly half a lager, did they run out of dog piss?

>>127085609
fair enough lad. i am a vegetarian but i would eat a pigs face if it meant my life.

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>>127085602
I only let bees live. Wasps get smooshed and the once a year I see a hornet they do too. What natural things do hornets do?

>>127085789
they kill wasps lad.
also, when they do s streaky shit mid air it makes me chuckle.

>>127081429
Is that Starship Troopers?

Why would we fly an EU flag if we're not in it? Retarded

>>127085789
be scary but not as scary as the japanese super hornets which are made of the blood of honeybees folded a thousand times

Can I just Clarify the guy in papers with tats /then no tats is not a UK Military Forces ! He is a PMC a Merc , that Company(would /could say but value my service pension ) has Mummy Mays husband as a trustee ! British Military Forces are in Uproar over this and have made a complaint with the Lords about a PMC running about UK Streets armed and ready to Kill anyone he thinks a threat ! May will not survive this, she set up a photo op for The Sun ,and now will be sent to jail , Check your History Books about PMC on UK streets ! Peterloo Massacre !

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Is she better looking than our PM? Or are they about the same?

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>>127085906
Yes. Should be required /pol/ reading tbph.
>This was the tragic fallacy which brought on the decadence and collapse of the democracies of the twentieth century; those noble experiments failed because the people had been led to believe that they could simply vote for whatever they wanted… and get it, without toil, without sweat, without tears.

HOLY SHIT LADS

JUST FOUND OUT ALAN RICKMAN DIED!!

QUEEN ELIZABETH HOSPITAL IN BIRMINGHAM ON LOCKDOWN - ARMED POLICE RUSHING TO SCENE

>>127085789

Well, I'm not an Entomologist, but I take the view that all creation serves a purpose. I'm less forgiving with flies though and just get the spray out.

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>>127086022

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>>127081595
I anime here. Also look what just arrived in the post the other day.

>>127085966
its just a meme policy, i appreciate the jab about independence day but its just ammo for normies to bash ukip with and makes them look dumb, just like the no sex education in primary school shit or the bit about banning the burka because they are lacking in vitamin d

>>127086071
30 yrs ago

>>127086062
I bought starship troopers and heart of darkness not long ago but I've yet to read it

>>127082116
sounds like a great guy

>>127086143
Because it was her maj, I had to check. Fuck you.

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>>127085617
You've had a busy day anon

>>127086296
BREAKING NEWS: Reports of ongoing incident at Birmingham's QE Hospital

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>>127086181

>>127085970
>japanese super hornets
I have seen the video

The foxes didn't eat the glassed meat

They're gathering it in a corner of the romanian's garden, not touching it

What the fuck, how am I being outplayed by fucking foxes

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>>127086480

>>127085366
i trap them in dvd cases and let other people open them

>>127083648
lies, it is literally impossible to get pint under 3 quid

>>127086648
not in wales

>>127086459
source you silly cunt

>>127086648
wrong lad, plenty of spoons and pubs in notts do £2 or £2.20 pints.

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>>127082116

>>127086747

http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2017-05-25/breaking-news-reports-of-ongoing-incident-at-birminghams-qe-hospital/

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>>127086613

>>127086613
maybe instead of glassing the meat you should glass them directly glasgow style

>>127085687
Oi it's a full pint mate

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>>127086303
I'm building myself up for my first Muslim Hunt.

>>127086747
http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2017-05-25/breaking-news-reports-of-ongoing-incident-at-birminghams-qe-hospital/

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>>127086648
Got pint for £2.65 earlier in Wolves
>tfw yam yam master race

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>>127086826

>>127086648
Spoons is like £2.80 in Cambridge, pubs like £4 tho

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EVERY

>FEW

MINUTES

>A

NEW

>EXAMPLE

OF

>CALM

AND

>UNAFRAID

>>127086648
It is unless you live in London

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>>127087017

>>127086613
Fucking told you to use poison you nonce
If that doesn't work get an air rifle or crossbow and do them

>>127086648
posted this earlier, but Sam Smiths pubs do pints well under £2

'Ongoing incident' is a bit vague.

>>127087447
It's already over, people being allowed to leave.

Another false alarm.

>>127086062
Reading Starship Troopers as a teenager made me what I am today. I bought a copy for my wife's son, but he won't read it.

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>>127087219
My first pint was 0.30p

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>>127081576
Only if you're a protestant

>>127087030
>>127086747
>>127086856
It was a bag.

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>>127086459
She actually was in hospital too

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/25/queen-arrives-manchester-childrens-hospital-meet-young-bomb/

>>127086613
you'll kill other animals you moron. hedgehogs, birds, badgers and maybe cats

>>127085229
kek

>>127086648
t. Southern fairy

My local is £1.85 for a fosters of £2.10 for a local ale. And all Spoons' are about £2.30 for an ale...

>>127087690
Badgers can fuck off, those fuckers keep fucking up my garden

>>127086771
>Notts

I'm nearish to there, let's go for a beer lad.

>>127087649

Thanks lad - same jumpiness as after 7/7. Scary thought is that the anniversary is coming up.

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>>127086613
Why you killing the foxes?

>>127087587
>Not knowing that I, the NI shitposter that posts that image in every thread am a west brit

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>>127087223
Better get used to this lads

>>127087840
because theyre cunts, he should just set his doggo on them though

pretty sure i fucked up an exam today

>>127087816
Top tip - put trays of caviar out for badgers and they will leave your garden alone

>>127087840
Foxes are a public menace

>>127087586
How old are you?

>>127087971
what did you do lad?

>>127087586
Are you the guy I talked through what emoji's are?

>>127087837
And the anniversary is the day before the General Election. I'm expecting something.

>>127087971
The maths was easy af

to all you anti-British jews who told me not to make a stew today because it's "too warm" i made the meatiest most warming stew just to piss you off for telling me to make a fucking salad

>>127086017
Is that Macron's wife? Not a bad picture of her desu

>>127088039
wrote a shit amount
made shit up as i went along
didn't practice enough

>>127088098

A month and a day.

>>127088247
what subject?

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>>127085417
>Martin luther is crying from heaven looking down upon the state of his movement

>>127087223
'lockdown'

how very American.

>>127088247
>wrote a shit amount
YOU
>made shit up as i went along
HOPELESS
>didn't practice enough
CUNT

Which exam was it?

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>>127087676
Fuck All wrong with her. Waste of a bed. Nice propaganda though.

>>127088098

oops a day less than a month kek.

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>>127087586
>be caretaker at school
>21 years old, all my other caretakers are 40-60 years old
>go to the pub every few months
>every time I go they get me drinks and even though I say I'll pay for my own they say "no it's alright I've got this one"
>mfw I've never paid for a pint

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Who hype for based John Curtice's exit poll in two weeks?

>>127087840
they keep me up all night, shit all over my garden, they killed my pet rabbit, kidnapped my pet tortoise twice, keep breaking windows, keep breaking fences and they fuck so loudly I can't sleep

Mays going Jail hahaha read the Lords now
Can I just Clarify the guy in papers with tats /then no tats is not a UK Military Forces ! He is a PMC a Merc , that Company(would /could say but value my service pension ) has Mummy Mays husband as a trustee ! British Military Forces are in Uproar over this and have made a complaint with the Lords about a PMC running about UK Streets armed and ready to Kill anyone he thinks a threat ! May will not survive this, she set up a photo op for The Sun ,and now will be sent to jail , Check your History Books about PMC on UK streets ! Peterloo Massacre ! this b me .. real bloke

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>>127088309
I... Erm... I knew that....

>>127087816
Badgers are killing all the hedgehogs

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>>127088007
Mate's uncle has a fox that comes round during the day for food, dunno how they got it so fucking friendly

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where are the missing kids from the bombing lads?

kidnapped by muzzie taxi drivers?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13041047
http://www.strawpoll.me/13041047
http://www.strawpoll.me/13041047
http://www.strawpoll.me/13041047

>>127088484
Blimey! xD

>>127088509
dead but not yet publicly identified as such

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>>127088475

:: Sky News has learned there are no plans to deploy armed forces around Wembley Stadium for Saturday's FA Cup final

>>127087986
Yeah but then you'll have career politicians coming round for a free snack

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>muh exam chat

Sorry, I didn't realise Brit/pol/ had changed name to '/boringnormie/ general'?

>>127088533
Probably a smaller one

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>>127088472
>kidnapped my pet tortoise twice
What were their demands for its release?

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>>127088628

All Normies say DON'T PRIVATISE THE NHS! and MIGRANTS AREN'T A PROBLEM!

But just in the last month we've seen really quantifiable evidence that those two statements are having the opposite effect and making things worse.

If the NHS didn't have a huge centralised system it wouldn't have fallen victim to Malware as easy as it did. And if we didn't accept so many "Refugees" the attack wouldn't have happened.

If Gaddafi didn't want you in his country, why did we take them!

Blood on Liberals hands.

>>127088480

kek ignore the flag my vpn seems to have gone rogue

>>127088628
Might be misinformation to bait muslims

>>127088503
>tfw foxes in the back garden finally went away
Great big bastards they were, think it was a mother with three cubs. They'd get into an old composter before it got shifted, so they took to fighting other animals and occasionally Colonel Goose in the back garden. Used to sound like a woman being attacked in the dead of night, scary shit

>>127088685
>tfw one of my final univeristy exams is tomorrow and is on terrorism of all things

>>127088318
>>127088387
philosophy of science
answered questions on coons and poppers and abduction. in there 3 hours, stared at ceiling for at least 50 minutes total

>>127088503
If it tried that round here, the fucker would rue the day

If you can only ever pass on 50% of your genes no matter what, why is it bad to racemix? You still pass on 50% of your genes, whether your child looks white or black or asian.

Not saying I support racemixing though

>>127087676

>meets queen
>doesnt curtsy

the absolute state

>>127088685
>>127088685
sorry

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>>127088674
>"oi Ken Clarke, get your stinking paws off that artisan baguette. It's for the badgers"

>>127088809
>final on terrorism

you know what to do

>>127088814
What was on the ceiling?

>>127081316
those are some god awful tits

>>127088768
Being this autist spectrum 11

>>127088835
one drop rule desu senpai

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>>127088453
Most older people are like that. They're fun too. Young minds in an old body most of them.

>>127088628
Me and the lads are on the way

>>127088814
>coons
>poppers
>abduction

sounds like a good night out

>>127088977
I can't go in all guns blazing with some redpilled answer unfortunately, probably fail the exam

>>127088740
they kept it at the entrance to their den and bit/nipped at me while one of them held it in its mouth until I chucked a beef patty at them. they dropped it and I took the tortoise and climbed back over the fence to my house

http://www.strawpoll.me/13041082
Vote in my poll if you aren't a filthy colonial type

>>127088425
Why has this fucking nonce not been banned yet, his patter is shit.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4539572/Manchester-bomber-friend-jail-gang-raping-girl-16.html

>Bomber's childhood friend became a gang rapist: Pal is in jail for luring a girl, 16, into hotel room and raping her with a mob of attackers

hmm interesting. I was told they'd be our next generation of doctors and engineers?

Imagine my shock and horror to find out we were sold a lie

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>>127085417
>CoE clergyman is also a doctor specialising in kids and his name is Dick Rogers

>>127088628
>Arsenal vs Chelsea

Yeah they won't be needing any

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>>127089053

>>127088835
Children won't have a racial identity, will never feel the comfiness of being with their own kind.

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>>127088628

>>127085617
Miss Helsinki is so fucking hot

>>127089198
if that happens then claim mitigating circumstances and say you were 'just so bloody would up over the attacks in Manchester'

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>>127089204
Sneaky fuckers

>>127089294
I do wish people would make up their minds on if they're surgeons or toilet cleaners.

>>127089409
Given the timing I'm actually amazed that we haven't been granted MC or had the exam delayed or cancelled outright, seems like something my uni would do. Haven't even had one of the usual 'if you need to talk to someone' shite emails from Faculty

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>>127089053
I dunno, I wouldn't mind having a go
>>127088853
Noice

>>127086613
You have to shoot them, killing them with food won't work.

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>>127081129
They should rename their team from Manchester United to Manchester Divided! Am I right lads!

>>127089272
There are people ITT rn who are working for the police/military serving (((them))).

Anybody watch trumps address to NATO? He really pushed for members to pay the 2% but still doesn't seem to understand how NATO funding actually works, said again that countries owed money in back payments

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>>127089870

>>127088814
Sounds kind of like a meme subject desu

>>127088853
This.

Keked when the Queen asked

>How was the concert?
>Did you enjoy it?

... Yes Liz, I fucking loved being showered in other people's shit and blood and losing my foot you silly bint.

I love how this RANCID RACIST FILTH CUNT NAZI/TORY Board came about ?
was it the Fact ..Mummy HATES YOU ?
was it the Fact .. Tories Hate you
was it the Fact ..The Jury will send you down as a Paedo /Racist ?

KARMA LOL

The Best Thing is the Trip -Fags/Trolls all Vanished Very Quick ??
The think can just delete history .. an Not the loggs say Here ...
I wanna kill niggers /pakis an liberals .. all the posts .. Brill .. All guys here , That 8 yrs jail out in 4 ..

>>127089872
We have plenty of mil that pass through
The guy voting is probably just whatever GCHQ drone that's been assigned to watch us popping in to say hi

>>127089644
I would love a go, but while I was fucking her I'd have a niggle at the back of my mind and definitely afterwards I'd be very aware that she had terrible tits that would make the whole endevour slightly disappointing.
Like if you get to fuck a girl that hot, you'd want it to be pretty perfect and to have the fact that there are chav girls who will give you a handy or a blowie for a quarter ounce with better tits would be difficult not to be slightly upset about.

>>127089603
Universities are pretending it didn't happen and students, being the globalists of tomorrow, either don't care because they're foreign or don't care because they're traitorous cunts

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>>127090000
Think before you post

NEW

>>127090025
>>127090025
>>127090025
>>127090025

>>127089870
>this is considered banter in America

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>>127082994
Your worries are over lad

>>127090000
Just reported you for being a tory cunt, bye

>>127090000
I can tell you are at least 45

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>>127089913
I'm glad he won over hillary and bernie but he's pretty much an incompetent buffoon laughing stock

>>127090141
The sad thing is you're not even remotely close to being wrong. The amount of social media virtue signalling being spewed by people I know at uni this week has been ridiculous, even for someone who's only so red-pilled

>>127089913
Trump is a fucking idiot and a total liability. I'm now pretty certain he was (((used))) to destroy the nationalistpopulist movements across the west.

As for NATO, it can get tae fuck. The US should leave it and let Turkey, with the help of the EU, turn it into some weird bastardised continental (((defence))) force and then we should team up with the Ruskies and Yanks and BTFO the lot of them

>>127088628
That's what they want you to think

>>127089603
my uni (Liverpool) is offering that advice crap, I was going to use that excuse for an exam I had the morning after the attack if I did badly. I was genuinely annoyed by it though

>>127090251
fake news, the image and what he was saying at the time are very different, watch it fully

>>127090000
>Return of the Mairposter

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>>127082296
Okay tough guy, why don't YOU personally do something about it then? Go deck a random muslim, go take a shit in Mosque or something. Go on, do it, save western civilisation, you fucking degenerate puff.

>>127090046
I been here since dot as a lurker .. But when busted You turn quicker .. HA
Mook gave up the place too NSA 1 year ..
That is why The best place is DN if you wanna chill shitpost , Dont on Tor =NSA ....Use tails an vpn on bC

>>127090517
is liverpool russell group
what are you good at

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>>127081129
Our mass media:

> Won't mention Muslim terrorist, just says terrorist
>Won't say Muslim man, just blames men in general
> Won't blame Muslim's, oh look get Trump blame America instead how convenient.

Love you USA, God bless you & Prez Trump. Fuck our Jihadi cocksucking pc media. Fuck right off, you liberal press. I hope Brexit happens now more than ever.

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>>127090829
I'm just saying that the authorities are ignoring the root cause of Islamic terrorism (which is Islam) and persist with the (((multicultural))) shite.
Cunt.

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>>127083338

I know right ? I thought Labour died with Blair too