Brit/pol/: Home Ownership Edition

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Shill thread. Fuck Labour tards.

I tried the number to call farage from the website and it didn't work

pretty sad lads

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Anyone who clings to the historically untrue and thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.

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UVF would sort the Muzzies out if they started shit here.

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Start claiming benefits.

>>127078465
Link?

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Non-anime edition

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*sucks the greasy chicken from the bone*
AY YOOO BRUVVVVV DIS CHIKIN IS DA PENGEST SHIT BRUVVV DA BATTER IS PROPA ROADMAN INNIT BLUD ITS GOOODDDDDDDDDD SHIIEEET BLUDDDD YA GET MEEEE??
*licks lips*
IT BE PROPER SOFT MATE NOT GREAASSYYY BRUV I GIEV DIS SHIET A 10/10

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going to write the rothschilds and offer myself as a sacrificial lamb to the illuminati in return for hugs and kisses from mummy

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g-going out senpais...
have a good night...

DANGEROUS
REACTIONARY
DIVISIVE

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BASED lads from the RAF

>>127081925
The Lewis Carroll of our time, a tour de force of contemporary British culture.

>>127082056
Die you worthless oxygen thief anime blogposter.

>>127082056
Have a nice time anon

>>127082056

Enjoy lad.

>>127081925
Why are you obsessed with this has been?

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>>127081925
WENGER THE FUCK OUT BLUD

>UKIP scapegoating mooslems
>Oookkkaayy

>>127081925
Fucking hate that kid.
Least he is stereotypical black, loves chicken.

what should I say to nigel when I get on air?

>>127082077

RECKLESS
PROVOCATIVE
NIGE

>>127082252
Ask him hard questions on Trump's broken promises so far.

>>127082127
>anime image board
>complains about anime
>>127082056
don't forget to say goodbye to your loved ones, it might be the last time you see them!

>>127082252
ohmygodiloveyounigel

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>>127082186
>absolute haram

>>127082252
how does it feel knowing you were the most well know politician in the uk and tried to get in with the potus but are now stuck on a two bit radio station?

BBQ Pulled Pork Walker's MAX tbqh lads.

>>127082099
wow insensitive. implying that just because all ISIS members are devout muslims they must be terrorists. as if they have anything to do with manchester

i literally can't even right now

If we ban halal meat on cruelty grounds would we also need to ban kosher meat?

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>>127082178
don't talk shit about arsenal senpai

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>>127082252
Just bask in his warmth

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>>127082252
ask if you can suck on his soggy cigar

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>>127082350
From another poster on this board

Where should I spam post my anime pictures?

Anime & Manga? No.
Anime/Cute? No,
Anime/Wallpapers? No,
Hentai? No,
Ecchi? No,
Yuri? No,
Hentai/Alternative? No.
Yaoi? No,

/pol/'s Brit/pol/ thread? Perfect,

Reminder: Tripfags and anime posters are the cancer that has eaten the heart and rotted the core out of brit/pol/ and they will not stop. Do not reply to them and do not participate in brit/pol/ threads that are very clearly started by these nauseating narcissists.

My advice is to make a habit of reporting certain posters (you know who they are) when they start their bullshit. Usually takes four or five reports from people for a janitor to notice.

>>127082252
>hey nige, first time listener, long time caller here and I just want to say...

>I like any colour as long as it's white

>I like any colour as long as it's white
BASED ADVERT

>>127082419

>implying he hasn't Bounced Back

he quit the yank political set because he didn't like them. Bitter bastards.

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>>127082528
Alright senpai

>>127082514

Aye lad

>>127082552

Getting so upset that you report every post involving an anime picture will bring so much mod attention to Brit/pol/ that they'll ban it.

DA BUUURKA FING BRUV

DEM MUSLIMS BIWL VA SHAARD

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>>127082645

all dem gd fings dat musleems do init bruv

WE WUZ THE SHARD AND SHIIIITTT

DA BURKA TING CONCERNS ME SENPAI

Thanks for all the positives such as...
>Harrods
>The Shard

UR NOT GUNNA SLEEP WITH A WOMAN WITH A BURKA AHAHAHAH LEGIT KEKD

>>127081755

Does anyone have the Roger Helmer 'for the imperium' poster?

>owner of qatar
>nice guy
thanks rich arabs for coming to our country, buying property in london and leaving it empty

>>127082056
where are you going? have a great time, anon. i do hope it all goes well!

>if you saw a girl with ginger hair in the club you wouldn't sleep with her

IRELAND BTFO
(I like ginger lasses though)

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Am I Bong enough lads?

>>127082872
really puts all those rape gangs into perspective. i guess when you think how much all those poor muslims help the economy it's not so bad

I don't want to the government to dictate what I can and can't wear but I want to put pressure on Islam in the UK.

What should I think of banning the burka?

>fink outside the box

>>127082963
Why are people okay with gingers now?

>these muslims are OUR muslims *gives them laptops*

yes build bridge because they decide to bomb us, we have to make them feel better so that they DONT bomb us again. End this call what a fucking retarded chimp

>>127082974
>0.2% middle eastern

GO HOME

>>127082744
I hope they do ban brit/pol/ at this point. This place has become deeply cancerous and 1/10 posts are about politics or British culture.

>create our own new muslim race

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING

>>127082974
>37% British
Literally less British than Luton

So sick of listening to hadjis fucking everywhere. You'd think they were already the majority.

>torn between communist party and labour

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>>127082974
>0.2% Middle Eastern

No.

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>>127080100

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>>127082935
j-just the pub desu. Maybe more.
>>127082529
S-senpai... you're making me sad...

>Between the communist party and labour
>Nigel chuckles

>Communist Party
>Labour
Kek

>rich arabs
>communist party

>>127082974
0.2% Black
You might as well be a nigger

is this an american ?? ? ?? or a mudslime

>>127083110
>>127083141
>>127083153

Pls no bully, at least I'm not black

>>127082974
>0.2% middle eastern & north african
>0.1% east asian & native american

Fuck off Sitting Mohammed

>>127082744
good

>>127083193
>>127083195

Am I missing out on some Nigel bantz lads?

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>Create a new muslim race here

>I wanna see your eyes nigel

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Corbyn will have us all signed up to Hamas. There is a special circle in hell reserved for Owen Jones.

>>127083322
get involved
http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

>>127083257
>0.2% sand monkey though

>>127083322
http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

>>127083183
>maybe more
what do you mean by this? don't destroy your purity, anon...
i've literally never been to a pub with a friend
[spoiler]i literally do not have a single friend who i can ever go somewhere with or even talk to in person[/spoiler]

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It's a pitty there is not UVF type organization in England.

>>127083425
I wonder how far back in my family tree my Arab ancestor was.

>>127082252
>Nigel, neither multiracialism nor multiculturalism can work. It is a fact that those of foreign origin, be they second or third generation, will always find themselves more closely attached to their ethnic homeland than ours. Their values, traditions, and culture are fundamentally different from ours, and there is no remedy for this. Integration will not work; it never has, and never will. Tell me, did those who came over from the West Indies in the 50s and 60s integrate? No, Nigel, after all these years they continue to commit crime disproportionately, and their children have still failed to integrate into our society. Indeed, the gulf between us and them appears to be widening.

>I'm afraid this experiment has failed, nigel. If the UK was an aberration, I could tolerate this multicultural propaganda. But the UK is not an outlier, it is experiencing the same difficulties as every other Western nation that has permitted this mass immigration.

>The time for civic nationalism has passed, Mr Farage.

>>127082974
Hmm looking at those percentages it looks very anglo indeed.

Anglo are a mix of barbaric celts with some mainland and sandnigger genes.

That's why si few britons have blond hair.

Nige is funny as fuck when he's stumped, he proper Partridges it

>tfw didn't get the call back to be on nige's show

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>ywn vote for Dick Rodgers

>>127083524
PRODDIES OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT0yoo9B2Bc

>>127083746
I will be voting for him for the lols. I live in the Edgbaston constituency

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>>127076561
Well lads I just had to wait around in Newport for an hour and a half to get home from work due to a bomb scare. How's your day been?

>>127082974
you have to go home now ahmed

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>>127083657
shame,always next week lad

>>127083646
I'm Scottish. I also have blue eyes.

I'd bet Britain has just as many blonde people as Holland.

>>127083746
are dick

>>127083865
>left the basement
>too hot outside
>returned to basement

>>127082974
>.2% sandnigger
people like you should be forced to wear badges so innocent white girls don't throw away their genes by mixing with you

Lefty here. What the actual fuck are you guys talking about? How many straw men can you fit in one thread? ISIS is oppressed and as fuck because of what you brits did during the Crusades.

No wonder they are attacking you guys

>>127083657
When I pretended to be a Paki I was put straight through mate.

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>>127083816

>>127084032
But you got your dose of vitamin D?

Have we had any polls recently?

>>127083646
I'm blonde hair blue eyed and know quite a few people who are

>>127083657
We should start listening to talkradio instead. I almost always get through when I call there

>>127084081
Next time I'll just say the exact opposite opinions that nigel has, seems like they put on people that will disagree with him more.

>>127084064

at least bother to put some bait on it fatty

>>127084064
>This is what passes as bait in America

shameful

>>127084030
i'm conducting a psyop on myself to see what happens to my mental health if i isolate myself from normal levels of communication with real people
it also lets me read a lot

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>>127084124
Too many but it'll change soon

>>127084124
None since Monday

>>127084085
>ENGLISH

OUT

>OF

IRELAND

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>>127084064
The absolute state of American b8

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>>127083046
>
What should I think of banning the burka?

>>127084064
Fuck off burger, no one actually thinks like that unless they're in complete denial and suffer from severe cognitive dissonance. My guess your sarcy as fuck though

Paul Daniels died lads

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>>127084048
You're hurting my feelings now.

>>127084197
>>127084205
>>127084272
hey i got this anon
>>127084374


I'll come up with some better bait when I'm off work.

>>127084174

I did try it, but they seem to have more of these light entertainment shows which I abhor.

off it with my mum lads, wish me luck

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Normies back to normal again today. Minutes silence and last nights vigil boxed this one off nicely.

Until the next one lads.....

>>127084208
That will not end well... pls stop this.

>dear nige, I just wanted to say what was paul thinking in his video with walking on the spot for a full 20 seconds? He's lost my vote

>>127084473
uh oh
gonna blow someone up muhammad? lmao

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>>127084259

>>127084592
#respect

>>127084567
i'm mostly fine, i don't really get too lonely anymore, don't worry about it!
>>127084587
good

you two are the cutest girls!!!
*pats head*

>>127084064
>American
>left

I mean, you didn't even try.

When did so many of are girls get all that arse? Walking round town I had a permenant semi. It hasn't always been this way!

>>127084461
inb4 allegations

>>127084592
Just the Europa League though, we wouldn't swap muslims for their lives that would be going too far

>>127084660
Don't push me Nigel

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HELLO FRIENDS

HAPPY RAMADAN TO ALL CHRISTIANS IN BRITAIN

27 MAY 2017 - TOMORROW - IS WHEN RAMADAN BEGINS!!!!

PLEASE BE KIND TO YOUR MUSLIMS FRIENDS DURING THIS TIME

IT IS A VERY HOLY TIME AND WE WILL BE VERY HUNGRY!

PLEASE AVOID TEMPTING THEM WITH TASTY FOOD, TEE HEE

REMEMBER, ISLAM IS PEACE AND SO IS RAMADAN

RAMADAN = BRITISH

MUSLIMS = BRITISH

ISLAM = LOVE

:)

>>127082561
kek

>>127085101
Ramadan kareem brother.

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>>127082099
How exactly? Genuinely curious.

>>127084796

there was a lass in the pub last night with an arse and thighs like a Robert Crumb drawing and wearing a tight miniskirt. I'm sure people must have noticed me just gazing at it but idgaf really

>>127084796
I wouldn't know, I don't go out much.

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>>127076561
>>Latest Owen Jones:

Reminder that Peter Hitchens himself made an appearance in the comments section.

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>>127085340
Why not? You're not a freeloading NEET are you?

>>127085467
I'm getting Starkey/Penny flashbacks.

Do any of you think the americans knew about the attack before it happened ? How did they manage to release information to US media before the british media got it ?

>>127085519
>not intentionally draining your country off the gibs

what are you, some kind off shitlib wagecuck?

HOLY SHIT LADS

JUST FOUND OUT ALAN RICKMAN DIED!

>>127085849
UK were sharing intel with US, who leaked it

>>127085644
>>127085467

I reckon Peter and Owen are lover desu. Owen dressed up as an altar boy blowing Hitch with a mouthful of wine while Hitch stares into the middle distance thinking about naval tactics and trying not to register any pleasure

>>127085519
I'm a NEET but I don't take a penny off the state.

>>127085644
One of my favourite youtube videos to laugh at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8jpRu3_PkM

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>>127086001

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>>127085519
Do you think are PM looks like the this woman? They could be twins, right?

>>127085849
>How did they manage to release information to US media before the british media got it ?

Because the British police and security services aren't cunts who'd do something like release intelligence to a newspaper.

Meanwhile, in America...

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I love mummy so much I just want to cuddle with her and tell her how beautiful she is

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Is there any hope for our Isle?

Any of you got that newest brit bingo that was made the other day?

>>127086007
Yeah, i just don't see why british intelligence would see that as an immediate priority.

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>>127086305
Because Mossad were involved, dummy.

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>>127085467
He needs to go full Starkey next time he sees him

>>127086305
(France and Australia also leaked info.) -- mainly France

but your right, the Brits are professional at this sort of thing.

>>127086646
because they're cucks to usa

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>>127086602

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>>127086800
Cheers mate

>>127086007
France.

But the UK media (who also published the leaked info) conveniently forgot about it, and blamed Trumps people.

>>127086646
It's a standard intelligence sharing network. It's not like anybody ran into Manchester Police HQ shouting "Quickly, email this to the yanks!".

(If you wonder why, the pictures included things like the potential detonator; a US intelligence officer might recognise the design and be able to say "That design of detonator is taught by Isis in Northern Syria; we've seen it before from a guy who was trained near Homs")

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Labour values and Muslim values are one and the same.

Brothers please vote Labour to give us a firm place in the UK

>>127087175

That jumper Corbyn's wearing is a bit of a rascal.

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>mfw that Montana Republic just bodyslammed a Guardian nerd

Audio: https://clyp.it/lwgi3vcw

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>>127086800
Should have #notallmuslims in there.

>>127086458
Will you mind me getting at her doggy while you're doing all that?

>>127087175
...but that Muslima is showing her legs and her hair is uncovered. The two guys on each end don't even have beards.

>>127087363
You're the same guy in all those threads aren't you? You have a folder of God knows how many pics of animal penises.

What is your major malfunction?

>>127078465

>Trigger warning

top kek, silly niggers

>>127087132
Makes sense. I was just throwing that out there, wouldn't surprise me if they were watching his every move before the attack.

>>127087503
I think it's funny

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>>127087402
keep away she's mine

If only ISIS would take out the main viagra factory so her husband fucks off

>>127087727
If they were watching his every move before the attack, the attack wouldn't have happened.

The truth is that two seperate people tipped them off about the guy, MI5 knew he'd be in Syria and had links to Libya, and they did nothing. It's fucking embarrassing.

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>>127087503
Retirement.
Also, its better than anime and Karen posting.
Also, it's unique.
And I chuckle every time I post one.

>>127082974

You look southern english.

That Nutt speech, and the subsequent heckling of the "journalists", has given me a little faith in this country.

Also, Ch4 news just showed a lengthy report on Indonesia where gays were being flogged and ecstatic muslims flooded the streets snackbarring profusely about it. Given the reaction of everyone in the room, I would guess it redpilled them all in one fell swoop.

Feels like attitudes are changing, with only a skeleton crew of the usual arch-cucks still denying reality. Maybe we won't face a future where little girls are blown up for being kuffar. Maybe.

>>127088220
>Retirement

4chan blows my fucking mind.

>>127088220
Whatever floats your boat chief

>>127088267
I'm a porridge wog m8.

>>127084488
>I did try it, but they seem to have more of these light entertainment shows which I abhor.
I do like a few of the shows, like Jon Holmes show, and I also like listening to George Galloway since he gets triggered so easily, but his show isn't on again until after the general election since he's campaigning.

>>127088364
>fags flogged
>bad

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>>127088424
I'm 53 not 70

>>127083746

I had a similar type appear at my gate a few weeks back, I kept him talking for ages and nodded along. Then I said I was supporting are teresa as I hated the eu.

It wasted a good 35 minutes of his day campaigning.

>>127083746
I might vote, too Dick Rodgers.

>>127088618
>a 53 year old man posts elephant cocks to combat anime online

>>127088618
That changes nothing. I'm 38; I never considered posting animal dicks on 4chan a retirement option. Shit, I never even considered collecting animal dick pictures an option.

Hanyone watching skynews ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
He dropped a huge redpill.

>>127080100
How to get a gf like this

>>127088618
When and whu did you start posting on /pol/?

Nothing wrong with it just we're quite a young lot.

>>127088424
Him being a senile, washed up piece of shit is actually one of the more sensible explanations for his actions.

>>127083746
>Dick Rodgers, in the 21st Century!

>>127088843
Money.

>>127088604

I'll give those a try, thanks lad.

>>127088618

keep it up boss, makes me laugh

>>127089000

Stop posting this fucking skank

>>127089011
Jon Holmes is weekdays at 1pm and George Galloway is Fridays at 7pm (But not back until after the GE)

>>127088618
do you have kids?
if so are they red pilled?
are they animal cock pilled?

>>127089091
Been meaning to ask cause she's posted so often - who is she????

>>127088827
What was it? All it is now is vultures harassing grieving families.

>>127078465
Should we put our weaponised autism to use and strike back with conservative shilling?

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>>127089229

>>127089091
I know. I prefer the animal dicks to her.

Babs, Holly, Kaya are the Brit/pol/ waifus.

>>127088827
>We are living with some of the fatal consequences of many of our immigration policies and our adherence to multiculturalism

>>127088843
In a nutshell, self improvement I suppose.

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>>127089153
They've all passed uni, one did post grad. They would most definitely laugh. It's the wife I have to hide this shit from. She would not be happy. Thanks for asking. Have a personal favourite.

>>127089369
I don't know how the press get away with it. They interviewed the mother of that 15 year old who died whilst she was still classed as missing. She was sitting there pleading for information while her daughter lay dead in the arena.

It's fucking kafkaesque.

>>127088618

Good to see a fellow older Anon on here desu

>sat on my leather sofa in my lounge
>have to peel myself off every time I want to move around
By allah I cannot take this heat.

>>127089590
post wife

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Do you think there's a sequence of actions I could take to put my willy in mummy... consensually ofc

>>127089146

Aye I used to listen to Galloway when he did LBC - Holmes might be a useful alternative to Sheila, although I quite like Sheila desu

>>127089369
Start talking about Libya and how UK and France's involvement might have been a mistake, and how our multicultural liberal democracy leaves us weak to these types of attacks.

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>>127088822
Who cares about you? I grew up on Monty Python and Spike Milligan. You probably grew up watching Friends.

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>>127089782
You insufferable twat

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Just straight up laughing at the fat cunt.

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>>127081578
>starship troopers

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>>127089689
Thanks, Amerilard. I lived in your burger infested land for 7 years. Hyannis Port, if you know it. Full of Americans. Ruined it for me, desu.

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>>127089725
>mfw lying on towels in bed next to an open window with the curtains closed completely naked

I have a blanket over me right now too.

>>127088868
Bit envious 2bh

>>127090007
This attack has been the first direct attack as a result of years of poor foreign policy. His parents should have been deported as there was no need to be a '''''refugee''''' of Gaddafi's Libya, but obviously (((they))) wanted him gone so we had to comply.

>>127090462

Not a burger - just dealing with a dysfunctional VPN which isn't supposed to be switched on.

Sounds like a bitter-sweet venture to the US for you - would you consider living there again?

>>127089401
no offence but this doesn't exactly solve the riddle

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>>127086800

bingo has 5 rows and columns not 4 you fucking autist


REEEE

>>127090356
It was pretty funny looking at (((Macron's))) face when Trump talked about the 2.

>>127090356
Link?

>>127090480
There's no fucking breeze, it's so hot and stuffy. I wish air con wasn't so expensive over here

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>>127089744
>post wife
I'll stick with posting wildlife of a different type, anon. I never understood Brit/pols obsession with old women. Theresa May? I genuinelly worry that some of you were allowed to breastfeed for too long, or perhaps there really is something being added to the water?

>>127083646
>sandnigger genes
>britain
what

>>127090717
No. But don't get me wrong it is a cracking place. But like all places it depends where you are. Hyannis Port is exclusive and rich. The Kennedys live there. My retirement is UK and HK split, not USA.

>>127091458
How long have you been married?

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>>127091103

There was a thread but it's gone now for some reason.

Here's Trump also earlier shoving a NATO leader out of the way to get to the front for some pics.

>>127092080
Trump is an alpha male and leader of the free world, if he wants past some slavshit he has that right.

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>>127092071
30 years.

>>127092030

Sounds like a good retirement Anon.

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>>127090982
Good spot m8, I reported myself to Her Majesty's Bingo Bobbies under the provisions of the Accuracy in Satirical Drawings, Sketches & Diverses Act 1874

>>127092080
>"Doctor Merkel, I'm CIA."

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>>127092172
>Trump is an alpha male and leader of the free world

Here he is (also earlier today) getting metaphorically buttfucked by a skinny, younger Frenchman.

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>Iceland
>Luxembourg
>Belgium
>Spain
>Slovenia
>Canada
>Hungary
>Czech Republic
>Italy
>Denmark
>Slovakia
>Netherlands
>Albania
>Croatia
>Bulgaria
>Portugal
>Latvia
>Romania
>Lithuania
>Norway
>Turkey
>Germany
>France
A list of NATO countries that don't contribute 2%

>>127092574
Of all things to not pay for...

>>127092256
Nice. How did you meet her?

>>127092485
He's grimacing because of the smell of garlic and sweaty black willies.

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>>127092342
It has it's moments, but I miss work. And inb4 you ask, I was a mining engineer and petrogeologist.

>>127092574
>don't contribute 2%

That isn't how it works. That isn't how any of this works.

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>>127092912
>I was a mining engineer and petrogeologist.

>>127083968
Percentage wise nope.. Maybe in raw numbers yes. We only have 17 mil.

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>>127092080
Such a contrast to Obama. This is a leader.

>>127092980
*Spend 2% of their GDP on defense

>>127093268
Thank you.

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>>127091458
It's not an obsession with old women for me. Just her. I don't know how you don't see the appeal.

>>127090356
>tell allies to pay their share they agreed to
>they laugh

hmm, maybe they're not our allies?

>>127093355
her legs are like porcelain

>>127091458

teenage weirdos absolutely btfo

>>127082099
Wow. That's bigoted and insensitive.

>>127093456
And my dick is like diamonds

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>>127093355
I have a younger wife. She is my mother-in-law's age almost. Fuck that.

>>127093727
How old is the wife?

week 5 of the diet almost done lads
ill be slim for summer yet

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>>127094004
46? 47? Around there. What are you, the police?

>>127092912

It did cross my mind to ask, but I just assumed that you were probably enjoying it.

>>127094255
You just dieting, no exercise?

>>127092574
Fuck me, never knew the US contributed so much. Also, we just need to not trigger article 5 for the free loading nations.

just had a wank to a white girl getting destroyed by five black men

AMA

>>127094288
We know who you are, you'll be getting a knock on the door in a few hours

>>127094578
>You just dieting, no exercise?
pretty much, exercise is over rated if youre not obese

>>127094607
Bit warm for a wank isn't it?

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>>127093727
You could have a sister who is the same age as a woman that doesn't mean you don't date her, the family-age excuse makes no sense.

I don't generally like older women but there's just something about TM that makes me anger-horny. Makes me feel all itchy.

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>>127094607
Was she a pole?
I bet she was a pole.

>>127094607

you ever tried hobgoblin gold? it's nice

https://twitter.com/ASPolice/status/867836714492022784

Good work lads. Isis are definitely targeting phone boxes outside of multi-storey carparks on a Thursday night in a quiet part of Bristol.

>>127094869

yes it is actually. I got very sweaty and it was quite distracting

>>127094982

no, just some typical American slut

>>127094990

never heard of it lad

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>don't pay 2%
>expect not to get pushed around

fuck the continentals, what's their problem?

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>>127094607
Thank you to contributing to the BBC meme. The more you nut, the more I fuck, you cucked faggot

>>127095522

elaborate

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>>127095749
he's a nig

Can't stop laughing lads

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4542086/Walkers-social-media-stunt-spectacularly-backfires.html

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>>127094495
Things I do now that I didn't before
1.Gardening
2.Shitpost
3.Drive an old car
4.Dont watch television
5.Play golf
6. Cook

Things I don't do anymore
1.Play Rugby
2.Get smashed with the lads
3.Get stressed at work

Thats about it from the top of my head. Its just a lot more free time to do shit in. It's a long day because I only sleep for five hours. Oh, something else is yachting that's new. I live by a reservoir and a neighbour lets me use his yacht. I do this usually to get out of the house when the wife is doing one.

In a minute go to the other thread
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>>127090025
>>127090025

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>two britpols

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>>127095515
We decimated their armies in a little war 70 years ago.

How long has there been a threadspilt for?>>127096053

>>127095522
Burn the coal get 4 torches doesn't have the same ring to it

>>127096175
Hours m8

>>127096053

Reminder to report any shitposting over there.

You know what to do, lads.

>>127095937
They never learn.

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>>127095937

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>>127083646
most of us aren't like that

>>127096813
>us
>african
or not, tyrone

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>>127094979
>makes me feel all itchy.
She makes me feel all itchy too. I imagine that feeling is akin to having scabies. To be honest with you, I can admire a beautiful woman, but sadly Theresa May is not beautiful. She simply isn't. She never was and never will be. At best she is average. Definitely no more than a 4.5/10

>>127096929
I'm 100% European m8

>>127086053
Lad, seek help

Old new
>>127090025
>>127090025
>>127090025
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>>127094607
Did you know that you like that stuff because you're resentful or evil? You want to take the most pure, beautiful and innocent thing there is, a white girl, and have it suffer the most disgusting, vile and degrading thing there is, a nigger gang rape. You are trying to recreate the biblical story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The only way you could 'improve' this experience is if you could do this degrading act to an actual angel, preferably with actual demons. This is pretty much the mindset of a school shooter or a domestic terrorist. What I'm trying to tell you is that you have issues. You need to do some introspection before you really go off the deep end.

It's interesting how people knew of this psychology already thousands of years ago and how they wrote it up in the bible. Goes to show how much wisdom those who came before us actually had, unlike what militant atheists would like you to believe. I think the Japanese obsession with school girls and tentacle monsters follows this very same archetype. One way or another we've ended up in this situation where so many men have become resentful and would just 'like to see the world burn'.

>>127096046

That's a nice list of hobbies you have there. I think when we're working, we don't realise how much of the time is filled with that. I work less hours now, and on my own terms, so I have a sense of what you're saying.

>inb4 the shitposting is fun

>>127097481

personally, I think it stems from a self-hatred of myself as well as an addiction to porn which has led me to gradually seek more extreme/taboo material

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>>127097580
Thanks lad. Good luck with your adventures.

Actual new thread lads
Actual thread
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>>127098169
>>127098169
>>127098169

>>127088613
2edgy4me

>>127098104
>personally, I think it stems from a self-hatred of myself
They are practically the same thing. You are resentful to the world, since you are its creation, and you do not like what you've become. Fortunately humans are able to change themselves, so one day you could be proud of yourselves. All it takes is the want to change. Think about what you'd like to be. Write it down and make a plan how to reach that person. The next step is to start implementing that plan, but that is honestly the easiest one. The hardest one is to actually want to change.

>>127098209

Thanks lad - you too.

>>127082252
Screech pakis out