/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - MONDAY NIGHT MADNESS EDITION

>15-20 SHOTS FIRED
>FROM AN AUTOMATIC RIFLE

>Homeless woman wearing "many coats" is blocking the sidewalk with shopping carts

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>>126669862
Your keys, check them!

>>126670694
Keys are checked, Robert. I'm good and ready for some comfy times tonight.

>Male black shot two times in the air and ran inside the basement appt
>There is "a crowd of guys" waiting for him outside
Sounds like you popped off in the wrong hood, Jamal.

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Keys checked. Gunshots galore tonight

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>SIX

>SIX SHOTS FIRED

>AH AH AH

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evening Roberts
what will the mischievous male black be up to tonight

>>126671555
shooting, anon. lots and lots of shooting. He's been doing just that for a little while now. Fuck guns, I want to move to the edge of a hood in Chi and become le helpful ammo merchant.

>took muh iphone 6s wid da palm trees on it

MALE BLACKS JUMPING IN AND OUT OF CONDOS

5 niggers in hoodies ransacking condos

>>126671555
Robbing, raping, shooting, killing, stealing, selling drugs, the usual.

>>126672456
Only the finest crimes crafted by Chicago's master cooners.

radio is inefficient. they need to be texting license plate numbers

umm ... how was she calling if the perp broke her phone?

>My name is Robert
but for real, my name is Robert and I will soon have a lots of money to bring /our/ work to fruition
>thanks for the meme energy
Life is a Meme

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>>126673001
she stole someone elses

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Good evening Anon, time to get comfy!

I require a bingo thingy

>>126673418
kek

>>126673458
15 until roll call, 30 until RRH, friend. good timing.

>White jeep 2 occupants
>Driving down the street trying to hit other cars

If you ever want to commit a crime and get away with it, It seems like Chicago is the best place to do it

>>126673722
confirmed. Or Detroit

>name: shit-tard

>charles shatard

>>126670594

Fun fact: Schizophrenic people wear numerous layers of coats to help them feel confined and comfy. In hospitals we useweighted blankets to achieve the same level of comfy.

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>>126673722
with a murder clearance of 12% i would have to agree

>inaudible yelling
>"can i get a taser?"
>more yelling

>Angry fighting and yelling in the bg
Adam is on a shit call at the shit-tard residence.

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White jeep is playing Dreamcast Crazy Taxi

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>>126673366
>>126669862

Who the fuck hired that indian guy. Honestly?

what link are you guys listening too ?

>>126674165
Gotta meet them diversity quotas, mane.

>>126674301
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>126674301
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

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>>126673513
this one is pretty ez

>>126674301
both are the same radio feed, broadcastify is without the ambient OST

http://youarelistening.to/chicago

is with the ambient OST.

Anyone around Lincoln Square? I saw the Verizon store get robbed in the early afternoon today.

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>>126674418
thnx bruh

>>126674359
imagine having to share a patrol car with with the guy who eats curry every fucking day.

Or watching your manlet Indian partner try to fight a dindu

Dogina Collins is 19 y/o and cutting herself? With that name, I can't blame her.

>>126674694
>Or watching your manlet Indian partner try to fight a dindu
GET YOUR FILDY HANS OFF ME YOU BASTERD BITCH MUDDERFUGGER! CHAD STOP LAUGHING AND SHOOD HIM!

>wife throwing all this belongings out of the house


too close to home

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>>126674854
can see it now and cant stop laughing

>Maroon HAYundayy

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>>126674694
>>126674854
Indian will sic his Cobras a nigga when the time comes. Dindus don't like dem snakes

damn, how many mentally disturbed people can there even be in one city?

>>126675719
whats the pop of Chicago because about that many is the answer

>>126675719
low-rent housing is where they pack in all the undesirables, minorities, the infirm, and the crazies together. There's a chicago cop blog where an oldschooler talks about the ghetto high-rises and how much of a shit show it was patrolling those. I think it might have been the inspiration for the Judge Dredd screenplay.

Evening Gents, anything good tonight?

>>126676064
now someone needs to meme judge dread into a cpd meme. i would love to but i still havent even figured out how to import a pic into cs5

>>126670694
Finally, a political compass that makes sense to me.

Evening Roberts
Just wanna say i'm really enjoying these threads. Been listening the past few nights and it's pretty comfy.

>>126676478
We started off with shooting, and then segued into more shooting, we had a crazy lady building a shopping cart fort, a white jeep playing crazy taxi, some more shooting, a mugging, and a suicide cutter attention whore.

>>126676623
>how to import a pic into cs5
From a browser, Right click, select "copy image" --> in CS5, File, "New..." (note, the file dimensions will be the same as the image copied to clipboard), when the file opens, CTRL + V to paste the image in clipboard into the new file.

>>126676778
Interesting start.

Also
> a white jeep playing crazy taxi
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!

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>>126677101
When anon mentioned the game, I had to pop the OST in. Its infectious.

>SHIFT CHANGE
Here we go, lads.

>>126677338
Its The Offspring that does it. Their music added to the games were the best part of them.

>Sassy is using her cute voice
I ache.

>>126677057
it dont give me that option i tryed 4 different ways to do it watching youtube how to vids and not one worked i wonder if it is because i am using the trial version

sass status: &#9745

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>>126677057
is there a "version" etc of cs5 you'd recommend to DL (so many labeled portable)

gimp let me do most of what I wanted to do but it's missing a lot of the text things i remember from PS, and still used to adobe products, although I am pretty impressed with gimp's modern versions

>>126671555
I know its niggered out but i love that impala

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>>126677582
Fuck yeah it is. beachboy sk8ter punk was perfect for that game.

>>126677930
>portable
Fuck dude, I don't know. I use a desktop and a full version of CS5 Extended.

>>126678025
i was going to make a meme from it it is the shot from boyz in the hood right before they kill the nogs at the fast food joint

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>>126678025
>I know its niggered out but i love that impala
spokes and white walls always looked nice, the nigs stole that look from the beaneros anyways

>>126678306
>i was going to make a meme from it
Delightful! Post it up when you're done, mane.

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>>126676064

Read the comments. These Roberts seen more shit than most combat veterans.

http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/2010/10/end-of-cabrini-green.html

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>>126678544
Whoops, forgot to fix the type, Tonight's OC now.

>>126678572
that picture reminded me of a ridiculous attack on "Soulja boy" by Ghostface Killa, who told him he was more niggerish than mr bojangles dancing on a watermelon wearing a chicken bone necklace, or something to that effect

>>126678477
I watch that movie just to hear the glorious exhaust

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>>126678572
Thanks, anon. That is the blog.
>These Roberts seen more shit than most combat veterans.
You are not wrong. I was engrossed reading through it all.

>>126678774
Ew boy that's some good shit. Saved!

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>>126678544
Nice. I like it.

OC contribution for the evening

>>126679107
M-my keys, they're checking on their own!

>>126678774
Oh yes.

>Multiple guns in the impala
>Occupant fled
I bet he fucking did, kek

>>126669862
OH FUCK OP! I asked for you to do that last night! nice. The font came out nice too. I like the blood red sunset over the city too.

>>126677057
just tryed file open and selecting the pic still dont work i am ether missing to tool or it because i have trial version of

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>>126680339
Ayy, thanks, m8. Here's the alt version with The Cure

>>126680446
Yeah, that is weird and I have no idea how to help you with that. Sorry, mane.

>need 15 males removed

>>126680486
the first one, can you throw some small police helicopters on there like on the original Apocalypse poster?

>>126681238
lemme try.

C'mon... someone snatch the body.

>>126681216
>>need 15 males removed

>need 1.5 million male black's removed

unfortunately that would spoil 99.9% of the fun on /cpd/

let it burn

>>126681238
or take the names off and just put a tag on there kinda like the movie poster "A Journey into the Heart of Darkness....."

>>126681329
sweet.

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>>126681498
>let it burn

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Anyone checked my partner's keys?

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>>126681498
>let it burn
Agreed.

>>126681566
checkem.

>>126682232
save

>>126682232
how many choppers does Robert have? watching cops it seemed like LA and other cities had them out in force all the time, but I have very rarely heard airships on the feed

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>>126681503
Or, instead of making another dozen versions of the same pic, I'll post a clean version, kek.

>>126682801
>The Chicago Police Department has recently begun phasing in helicopter operations with the use of the Department’s two helicopters that will be operational by the end of 2008. The focus of these aircraft is to provide an additional resource to ground units.
http://home.chicagopolice.org/inside-the-cpd/specialized-units/marine-and-helicopter-unit/

>marco was beaten by his wife

>>126683239
clean

>>126683239
Nice

>>126683239
>>The Chicago Police Department has recently begun phasing in helicopter operations with the use of the Department’s two helicopters that will be operational by the end of 2008. The focus of these aircraft is to provide an additional resource to ground units.
>http://home.chicagopolice.org/inside-the-cpd/specialized-units/marine-and-helicopter-unit/
kind of surprising in Memphis we ran 4 pretty much around the clock

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>>126681880
Right here, bby.

>>126684106
lol, saved mfer

>>126684021
We literally have no money, bro.

>>126684201
this, Robert has crappy radios, the older dumb terminals, and he has to beg for new vests, I'm surprised half they time they don't have to pay for fuel themselves. Rahm can't even explain to the cities Aldermen how he's going to pay to keep the cities schools open.

>>126684021
and if you read the rest, they're not only being used by the city proper of Chicago; they also get used by Cook county. Two birds servicing "over 975 square miles made up of over 125 municipalities that are home for over 5 million citizens"

>>126684201
not even for welfare?

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>>126684401

>patient says he was pistol whipped

>Victim was pistol whipped
Either male black didn't want a murder charge, or he couldn't afford bullets.

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>body removal

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>>126684770
>didn't want a murder charge
well, there's about a 85% chance he wouldn't have been caught, so I guess he doesn't have a FOID card to buy ammo

>>126684543
>not even for welfare?
ha. No, actually. We don't. They know it, too. Both know it, but each side is just all waiting until the other side breaks so it can be blamed on them.

We haven't had a budget since 2015. People are literally getting IOU's.

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>Robert is calling for evidence techs
>And body removal
Aw yiss. O'GRADY...GET THE FORMS

Here's the info sheet on the two AirRobert birds

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>>126684770
Can you buy bullets with an EBT card?

>>126685065
oh yea, for those of us who live in a free state and don't know what a FOID card is, niggers, this is why we can't have nice things
https://www.ispfsb.com/public/foid.aspx

>>126684401

Where does all of the tax revenue go?

>>126685222
>Ayo mang I don't have a FOID card, can I use my EBT card?

>>126685288
Absolutely disgusting.

>>126685296
Pensions. Particularly Teacher's pensions.

>1 shot fired

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>>126685296
ONE!
ONE SHOT FIRED!
AH AH AH

>>126685296
I dunno, maybe they don't take in enough to cover expenses? if you are poor and black the chances you contribute anything to the tax base is pretty slim. Remember, when you have more takers than producers, things won't work very long. The cities pension plan has a massive payment coming due soon too, and I think it was something stupid huge like $100 million.

>>126685288
>https://www.ispfsb.com/public/foid.aspx
i live in a shitty blue state which will be Detroit in another 5 years. we have a retarded permitting process and assault weapons ban

>>126685296
Unions and illegals

awesome job on the chiraqolypse now
best one so far imo
just loggin in for night
hello to all

nigger beating a baby mama

>male beating a pregnant female

>male beating pregnant female
>bitch I aint gonna be no daddy!

>male is beating a preggo female on the first floor
AINT MY GOD DAMN KID BITCH

>intoxicated mother is beating him

>black female swallowed a staple
>is now running out of the hospital
does that count as refusing ems?

>>126685146
>Aw yiss. O'GRADY...GET THE FORMS
>Here's the info sheet on the two AirRobert birds

good helos, we had 3 of that same newer bell and a Eurocopter

>>126685804
>$100 million.
lol. Silly anon. You're thinking of the Illinois State pension crisis. And it's $130 billion. With a b.

Oh, don't forget, the city of Chicago's is totally separate. It's somewhere between $40-$60 billion.

Just pour yourself another glass of whiskey, bruh.

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>>126674418
<< EZ
Here one I play on my way to work

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>>126684401
>this, Robert has crappy radios, the older dumb terminals, and he has to beg for new vests, I'm surprised half they time they don't have to pay for fuel themselves. Rahm can't even explain to the cities Aldermen how he's going to pay to keep the cities schools open.

if you've never watched Boss with Kelsey Grammer you should check it out, I imagine it to be pretty close to real Chi politics, and I'm thinking Hillary might have the same disease

>>126685855
I'm sorry anon, I live in Ohio, laugh at my state all you want but..
>no mag cap limit
>no salt weapon ban
>no waiting or licensing period
>shall issue concealed carry permit with classroom training
>constitutional carry is stuck in committee
>gun stores and indoor ranges everywhere
I actually like living here, mainly because I don't live in Cleveland or Toledo

>>126686522
so is that Robert tic-tac-toe instead of bingo?

>>126686672
Connecticut blows if i wasn't making so much money doing what i do i would have bounced a long time ago

>>126686907
can always move to a free state later in life

>>126687048
plan on it depending on what happens when this state inevitably falls in the shitter i will probably move to FL or tenn

>>126687194
remember anon, no matter what. VOTE, no matter how much of a lost cause it may seem, always get out and vote, you might be that difference.

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>>126686887
lol.. Sure . And I lived in Columbus for the last 15 years. Just moved to D.C. . Columbus scanner great on football days.

>>126687194
>plan on it depending on what happens when this state inevitably falls in the shitter i will probably move to FL or tenn

Tennessee is not bad, just be careful if you wind up in Memphis, Nashville is way more livable too can also be dangerous but not bad

I relocated from Tennessee to around the AL/FL state line a few years ago, it's waaaaay nicer down here....this year it was like 50f-80f 99% of the winter, don't think it ever actually froze, only came close maybe two or three days

Also, it took over 2 years before I even saw a car with spinning rims, in TN that was a 50x daily occurance. I see hundreds of 70+ foot yachts every day, one car on spinners since moving

>>126687291
was closer than i thought we went 60-40 for shillory so the state may flip when more tards start waking up but i think it will take a big shock like basically its Detroit and too late to wake everyone up

>jumping into traffic
literally the worst way to kys
clearly just an attention whore

>>126687557
Wouldn't you kill yourself if you lived in Chiraq

>several shots fired

>>126687734
sure, but not by car

>>126687734
moving is easier

>>126687843
How would you go then??

>>126687903
>niggers having enough financial stability to get out of there

>>126687926
overnight od

>baby daddy kicking in his babby mommas door

>boyfriend hit her
>throwing her things out the window
AHAHAH, EVICTED BITCH!

>>126687979
you dont got shit then why stay you can live in a shit hole under a bridge anywhere dont need to be in chiraq to do it

4 man burglary occurring

Should be fun

>>126688038
KICK IN THE DOOR WAVIN THE 44
BITCH SCREAMING POPPA DON'T HIT ME NO MORE

>>126687990
At least that's respectable
>>126688168
>"but muh drugs"

>>126688117
>>boyfriend hit her
>>throwing her things out the window
>AHAHAH, EVICTED BITCH!
I TOLL DRAYNISHA NOT TO FUCK AROUND ON JAMAL HE CRAY CRAY

>>126688168
>you dont got shit then why stay you can live in a shit hole under a bridge anywhere dont need to be in chiraq to do it
agreed, you can get plenty of drugs in places that aren't a half assed hell on earth, where it gets cold as fuck, fuck that shit

>gf was running away from 2 dogs and hasnt come back yet
>female passed out in vehicle

>>126688530
I'm guessing more than anything it's just nogs staying close to nogs they know

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>>126683239
Nice, decided to take a crack at the idea as well

>>126688530
>>126688168
There are perfectly safe rich areas of Chiraq.
Chiraq has a great music scene . I used to go all the time.

>squatter selling drug out of abandoned residence
DIS MY HOUSE NOW!

>>126688996
>Nice, decided to take a crack at the idea as well
fucking hell bringing some heat nice job, those are saveworthy

>>126688996
FUCK YEAR!

>>126688996
Very very nice anon.

>>126689248
No one was using it retard

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>>126688996

>>126689234
>nigger

>>126688996
Can you do one without the helicopters at the bottom?

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>>126688996
Oh god I put Chirac instead of Chiraq, here you go.

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East coast Robert reporting for duty. Loosely following the Manchester bombing earlier, was at a hillbilly demolition derby just now and settling into Robert hours now. Have there been any mentionables in Chiraq this evening?

>>126688201
Out

>>126689783
I saw it but wasn't going to say anything

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>>126689783
>Oh god I put Chirac instead of Chiraq, here you go.
I noticed that, saving the original still anyways i like that better

>>126689791
Black male and female just made everyone in a Steak N Egger leave.

This is nigga Pulp Fiction

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>>126689783
I wasn't gonna say anything, honest. I thought it was just a pronunciation peculiarity. Threadly reminder that /cpd/ has the dankest memesters on /pol/ rite naow

>>126689964
Nice.

>>126689791
seems like a drunk and domestic kind of night

>>126690023
Did his wallet say "bad mother fucker" on it?

GUNNER ON THE 4TH LEVEL OF PARKING GARAGE, PEOPLE SCREAMING

>>126690023
>I love you Hunny Bun.....

>>126689964
For some reason that one is a little blurry.

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>>126690288
Forgot to sharpen it, good eye, Robert

>>126690446
What is it about the chiraqalypse now poster meme that made us both have to post a billion revisions?? kek.

We should send the CPD a care package with some of our best memes, tbqh.

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fucking kek
http://chitownmugshots.com/profile/3502781/christa-czosmyk/

>guy down in the middle of the street

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>so, i'm arrested, huh?

>requested police
>refuses to say why or answer questions

Probably more a a /b/ tier post, but I've been messing with old computers and found some old school gold on an old hard drive... Almost 1gb of organized series porn pics acquired from dial up BBS in the late 80's early 90's. Reccomend a site to upload a .zip and I'll dump it.
Haven't even been through fuck all of it but it's vintage. Even spotted the "hedgehog" early on!

>>126690975
Yeah fuck that shit. These guys are putting their lives on the line out there.

Information is survival.

>>126690569
Got a little too excited

>>126690446
imagine Robert rolling out for patrol listening to this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE5MXYhR4-g

MALE BLACK DON'T SURF!!

>>126690989
https://mega.nz/

>>126691186
>MALE BLACK DON'T SURF!!

Brilliant

>>126690989
>>>/b/

>>126684401

The cops themselves make bank though. Few years on the force and the OT from showing up to court and they pull in 100k easy.

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>>126689740
fuck you jew .
MINISTRY .
BIG BLACK ( that's the guy that produced Nirvana band )
Seen Red Hot Chili Peppers OPEN for Butthole Surfers @ the Metro .
Wax TraXX record store..
You better check your keys .. NIGGER .
Bet you never even been to a BLACK HAWKS game.. Sheesh.. go to bed 18+ here.

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>>126690722
rofl

>>126691222
Nice digits Robert. Do
I have to create an account for this site?

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>At least 7 people shot, 1 dead in Monday shootings across Chicago; 35 shot since Friday - Sun Times

>>126691186
>Yeah we use Wagner, scares the hell out of the MALE BLACKS
>It's Male Black's Store!
>MALE BLACK DON'T OWN

>>126691449
Yeah, but it's free.

>>126691426
>>illegal twerk
I'm sorry, WHAT?

>>126691259
Already acknowledged was /b/ tier, just thought Roberts might be interested and helpful. Why ride my jock Robert? Just trying be to be helpful and /comfy/.

>>126691539
Wait nope, got it now
>It's MALE BLACK's car!
>MALE BLACK DON'T PURCHASE

>>126691611
>I'm sorry, WHAT?
i just caught that

second from top left can manufacture/deliver me some heroin any time

>>126691324
that's assuming they don't live in Chicago and have to pay Chicago's ridiculous taxes

>>126691703
love you too, man

>>126691597
KK, imma check it
Out and see how long takes to .zip this and how slow my dsl is... Good god man I hope there's no cheese pizza in there...

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>>126691426

>>126672936
I agree. I would be willing to pay much more in taxes if Robert could have some pretty basic technology that would make all of this safer.

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Never been on this general. Why do you listen to Chicago and not Detroit?

>>126692040
I think mega uses those FBI algorithms to scan all images and vids uploaded, so there shouldn't be

>>126692500
For me, its like watching a fire verses watching embers

>now he has guns and is shooting out the windows

CPD needs better comms

>>126692500
>better characters
>more interesting reports

>>126692500
chiraq is crazier

>another call for the meatwagon

>>126692500
Detroit is a dead city. MALE BLACK still has a strong foothold in Chiraq.

>>126678880
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
based ghostface. I don't love rap but I like his solo stuff.

>>126692500
Chiraq has something special, right now almost 2k people are listening, only about 200 are listening to Detroit

>>126692040
>KK, imma check it
>Out and see how long takes to .zip this and how slow my dsl is... Good god man I hope there's no cheese pizza in there...

don't know how it is in Canada but the FBI does target people for that, mass downloading off of BBS used to be a quick way to wind up in the crosshairs

>>126669862
Who would play Sassy Dispatch in a movie?

>Whitey won't leave the resultant

>>126674854
Laughed so hard I woke the wife up. You try explaining this thread to a frustrated, sleepy woman in her 50's.

>>126692627
>so there shouldn't be

There shouldn't be when they're done with it? That doesn't mean they won't v& me if there happens to be an "underage model". I don't know what's there, seems like legit vintage, but I haven't viewed even 5% of it.

>>126691611
>I'm sorry, WHAT?
you rolled Victoria (11), looks sweet

I rolled Alexandra (93), she has a whole russian hooker sailor wench thing going on

>>126693098
legit vintage, aged to perfection?

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Fugg. OP is being called off by work. Enjoy your comfy evening, lads.

>>126693052
>You try explaining this thread to a frustrated, sleepy woman in her 50's.
Either you're a cougar hunter or another old fuck like me. Either way, cheers, m8.

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>>126692963

>her with two black guys
you can't make this shit up

>>126693263
>pick up that can citizen

She posted on facebook to call the police

>>126693387
you have to wonder how redpilled the average Chicago cop is on domestic abuse of blacks on blacks/whites
they see the disproportionate rates of crime on a daily basis

>>126692500
Chicongo is a lot bigger so despite the lower crime rate there are more than twice as many (recorded) violent crimes per year than in Detroit.

>>126693387
>>126693461
Robbed, enriched, or paying the toll?

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>>126693610
>Robbed, enriched, or paying the toll?

BLACKED

>>126693236
So far there's lots of body hair and pastel spandex Robert...

>>126693610
toll status: payed

Mom is concerned because little Robert Garcia left the house to go to the adult club

>16 year old left the house without permission to go to a 21+ club

#resistance

>>126693715
Robert Garcia has to go back

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>>126693696
>So far there's lots of body hair and pastel spandex Robert...

Faking the funk

>>126693715
absolute madman
at that age i was playing runescape and jerking off 24/7
lil Robert is a chad in the making

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ONE
ONE SHOT FIRED
AH AH AH

>>126693695
MALE BLACKED

>child screaming for the last hour

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>child screaming for the past hour
>screaming for 59 minutes before anyone decided to call for help

>>126693819
Solid %age of men there Robert!

>looks for puke bucket

>child screaming for the past HOUR
bet the neighbor wants to go to sleep

>Martin Tendergrass

>>126688201
Kek

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TWO
TWO SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

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>>126693819
Solid gig of greasy...

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FOUR
FOUR SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

>>126693263
Cougar hunter. But I might as well be an old fuck. Ride safe. Cheers.

Why is this so entertaining to listen to?

someone is acting the fool on the radio again...

>>126694883
> " f i r e w o r k s "
false flag

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>>126694722

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Wanna be a baller, SHOT CALLER

>>126694722
>Solid gig of greasy...

DECENT, she looks of age

>>126694977
>Cougar hunter. But I might as well be an old fuck. Ride safe. Cheers.
Aint name shame in slangin that ding ding

chi tonight k̶i̶d̶s̶ niggas with guns, screamin babies, car alarms, and rebellious mexican teenagers

quiet now...

>>126695134
>Why is this so entertaining to listen to?
do u eben meme bro

1:30 in the East, night Roberts

>>126669862

Solid pic in the OP.

How is it going, Roberts?

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>>126695187
Oh fuck ya nigga, 1988 called.

>>126695668
Just settling in and getting comfy. Nice Id btw Robert

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evening roberts. Had a late one on here last night. I couldn't stay away.

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>>126695681
her lack of a neck is disturbing

FOOT PAIN!

>>126696057
Did women have necks in the 80's?

>>126678572
Damn you weren't kidding
>the buildings should have been imploded while fully occupied

>>126695990
You are a here for your work!

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>neighbor is running a loud fan

>>126696395
>>126695990

Hero* typo there, was following your work last night as well

It's foggy over Baltimore tonight and dead quiet.... How's the weather in Chicaco tonight?

going ahead and baking new bread


>>126696762
>>126696762
>>126696762

MALE BLACK DON'T SURF EDITION

>>126696762
>>126696762
>>126696762

A fake Robert? Whaaaaat?

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Lost my keys Robert, gonna need a quick rundown on the nightly niggetrey

>>126687407

That shithole... I wanna move back, I'm in Chicago now. I miss Columbus.

>>126696544
why thank you kind sir, i enjoyed it bigly