Brit/pol/ - LABOUR SURGE Edition

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NONCEPOSTING IS PROHIBITED BY BRIT/POL/ LAW.

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>"One of the most shameful nights of my life was the night my brother brought home Helena. Busty, tight arse, blowjob lips. Everything. Literally everything I dream about every night.
>He fucked her. He fucked her in front of his virgin little brother. In every which way he could, and took his time doing it. His blue eyes staring into mine looked like that of a corpse's.
>Yet at that moment he was experiencing pleasure I knew that I never could.
>At one point she stopped sucking (Complete with the horrendous, loud sound of suction being cut off), and said with the uttermost of venom in her strong Brooklyn accent: "what the fuck is wrong with you"?
>"I don't know .." I replied.
>My admittedly rather well endowed brother then bent her over and took her from behind .. vaginal. The stare continued, a haunting expression of what to this day I still am still not sure what of. Although I do suffer from Asperger's Syndrome, I do believe that even the most emotionally capaple human being would have trouble reading it.
>She screamed and moaned and slowly called his name in a rather erotic manner. It was then that I became aroused, and then it suddenly hit me properly: here I stood, with an erection, watching my atheist degenerate brother enjoying this young maiden. I knew life would never ever be the same.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/may/21/brexit-coming-food-crisis-seasonal-migrant-labour-eu
> Brexit and the coming food crisis: ‘If you can’t feed a country, you haven’t got a country’
>Britain’s food production depends on seasonal migrant labour from the EU. What will happen to those workers after Brexit? And how will it change the industry?

First for we're going to starve to death. Hope you happy, Brexiteers.

I need opinions on Paul Flynn (Labour MP). He decent?

Reminder that unironic Labour voters want a women who "doesn't identify as British" as Home Secretary.

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Before you guys can even begin to start making fun of Trump in Saudi Arabia, I must remind you of Churchill's diplomacy with the KSA:

>https://www.army.mil/article/124038/US_Army_Corps_of_Engineers_in_Saudi_Arabia___Laying_the_Foundation__Roosevelt_meets_King_Abdul_Aziz/
>“If it was the religion of His Majesty to deprive himself of smoking and alcohol I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also drinking alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them,” Churchill wrote in his memoirs.

>In addition, Churchill’s gift of a Rolls Royce further offended the king because the driver’s side was on the right and required the king to sit on the left, which was considered a “position of dishonor.” He never once used the car, according to Lippman.

>Overall the king’s impression of Churchill was not favorable. He compared the two during a private meeting with Eddy.

>“’The contrast between the president and Mr. Churchill is very great,’ the king said,” wrote Eddy. “’Mr. Churchill speaks deviously, evades understanding, changes the subject to avoid commitment, forcing me repeatedly to bring him back to the point. The president seeks understanding in conversations; his effort is to make the two minds meet, to dispel darkness and shed light upon the issue.’ The king concluded: ‘I have never met the equal of the president in character, wisdom and gentility.‘”

>Even after Roosevelt’s death shortly after the meeting, the strong impression left on the king allowed President Truman to continue the relationship with Saudi Arabia. One of the results of the meeting was the king’s approval of the U.S. military to build the Dhahran Airfield.

Brits literally BTFO themselves in the 30's and 40's by declaring war against Germany in WWII and by fucking up a meeting with the largest oil producer the world has ever seen.

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU BRITAIN

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who here lives in a marginal seat, and how is it affecting your vote? pic related.
going to vote tory to oust the socialist, don't feel good about it, but I would do a lot worse to keep corbyn out of number 10.

>>126465422
Abbot isn't British though, so she shouldn't.

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>>126465064

Additional link: The Guardian going absolutely fucking bananas about Facebook in the last half hour and dropping all kinds of shit.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk

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>>126465304

Canadian genes.

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>>126465470
these are the best corbyn memes.

>>126465448
>“If it was the religion of His Majesty to deprive himself of smoking and alcohol I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also drinking alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them,” Churchill wrote in his memoirs.

Based Winston.

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Labour is not gaining, their poll ratings are growing but the conservatives have grown at almost the same amount. The conservative's lead has only decreased slightly since the snap election was called.

>>126465342
Sir, I'm afraid you yourself are nonceposting. I'm going to have to report you to GCHQ.

>>126465576
How is she Canadian? I thought she had a bit of Eng/Scot in her. Note how I'm not mentioning the Welsh, the Welsh are nonexistent.

So I just read may is going to take the internet away. Do you want her to take your wife and children as well?

>>126465505
Corbyn is a lesser evil than the Tories. Plus Labour won't get majority anyway. You're a pleb if you vote Tory.

>>126465448
>Implying us Brits don't also make arm deals with the Saudis

>>126465654
>“’The contrast between the president and Mr. Churchill is very great,’ the king said,” wrote Eddy. “’Mr. Churchill speaks deviously, evades understanding, changes the subject to avoid commitment, forcing me repeatedly to bring him back to the point. The president seeks understanding in conversations; his effort is to make the two minds meet, to dispel darkness and shed light upon the issue.’ The king concluded: ‘I have never met the equal of the president in character, wisdom and gentility.‘”

Stupid Winston

>>126465422

This is pretty much the only thing stopping me voting for Jezza. Why doesn't he can that sheboon.

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>>126465064
G-good Evening Anglo-senpais. . .

>Labour surge.
Honestly, who would vote Labour when Mummy May needs to BTFO the EU.

>>126465064
>LIB DUMB SURGE

>>126465361
>Euro posting autistic cuckold porn
Absolutely checks out.

>>126465723
she can take the children in my balls

>>126465779
>Mr. Churchill speaks deviously, evades understanding, changes the subject to avoid commitment, forcing me repeatedly to bring him back to the point.

That's the gin, lad. Based Winston drinking right in their moozie faces.

>>126465837
Fuck off tea cakes

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>>126465556
How odd. All these stories came out at the exact same time, too.

Hello lads. How many of you would support cancelling all Brexit negotiations and attacking Germany militarily tomorrow morning?

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The Nigella post in the last thread was good, but it doesn't capture the pain in her face quite like this one.

Scrap trident, scrap all nukes. Instead invest the money in our military and become the strongest military in europe.

>>126465757
I know. Tell that to your fellow Brits before they even say a word about Trump.

Thatcher was the guest of honor at damn near all the British arms trade shows.

Plus she offered a few bribes to the KSA, unlike the Americans.

>>126465952
Nyet

>>126465971
This makes me rather sad.

>>126465556
>>126465945
literally shitting themselves that nobody trusts the newpapers anymore and people get their news from social media and people on youtube.

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>>126465064
>BASED Zizek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN2ZGSX0cIE
>29:00+
>I siply cannot be without you (to cathy)

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>>126465743
I hope he at least gets more votes than Miliband so he stays on as Labour leader.

>>126466048

The Saudis are far worse now than they were in the 80s for funding Wahabbism.

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>>126465971

He said he was accosting her for snorting the ching.

>>126465971
she married a muzzie right?

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>>126466147
Quick enchilada?

>>126466080
Why not though?

>>126466039
> scrap all nukes to become strongest military.
lulwut

>>126465662

So this is essentially the coalescing between Tories and Labour.

>>126465448
>yank
>unasked for
>desperately trying to assert his own superiority
I'd suggest that selling arms to the country that flew a few planes into some important things a while back is a little different to Churchill not liking Muslims 75 years ago.

>>126465906
You wouldnt even need a jonny with this bird. Must be a good shag.

>>126466356
> Into Tories and Labour rather

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>>126466173
>ywn be stalked by milibae

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>>126466306
Perhaps.
>With a cheeky milk-shake

>>126466332
Because I don't want millions of people in my country to die

OFFICIAL BRITPOL OPINION POLL

https://www.strawpoll.me/13013944
>https://www.strawpoll.me/13013944
https://www.strawpoll.me/13013944
>https://www.strawpoll.me/13013944
https://www.strawpoll.me/13013944

>>126466354
Strongest conventional military, get some more boats and planes and more lads to put in them.

>>126466472
whoops accidental trip

>>126466472
havn't we had at least two of these already?

>>126466560

Yes and we get 50% Tory, 30% UKIP 20% Others everytime

>>126466560
i havent seen one today
>>126466638
when was the last poll?

I'm trying to come up with a list of big name people who could be losing their seats.

I heard that Tom Watsons' seat is a toss-up.

Caroline Lucas aswell.

Which seats are to watch lads?

>>126466176
I disagree.

Nowadays they keep getting bogged down by Shia "fundamentalists" funded by the Persians.

The 70's was the worst time for funding Wahhabism because they lost control over them when they took over Mecca. That's why they shipped them out of the country and into Afghanistan.

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>>126465971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVRML2TfPy8

>When i heard Nigella loved coke I had a hard-on all night thinking about the insanity of her intimate cookery skills.

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>>126466173
a) he definitely won't get more votes than Ed Miliband - that's the point. It's is quite literally why May called a election.

b) he has already said he is not standing down whatever happens.

It's so beautiful.

>>126465380

>People will actually have to be paid real wages.

What a shame!

>>126466464
They won't. Germany are weak. We'll fuck them up. The Yanks will help if we give them biscuits. We're going to have to fight them again at some point, might as well do it now before they strengthen their military.

>>126464751

>mfw shills in our threads are unironically arguing with each other without realising it.

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>>126465707
Just a joke because she comes from a magical realm called Maple Land. I guess she might as well be British though.

>>126466744
Bitter Lake by Adam Curtis talks about this a fair bit. Good film.

>>126466145
Adds up to be fair, just seems so odd. There's not really anything that controversial in the leak that I saw.

>>126466794
Can they force him to stand down?

>>126466794
>he is not standing down
cannot wait for the left wing split
the weeks and months after the election are going to be interesting
do conservatives have member voting for their leader? seems like a good way to steal a party

>>126466979
yes with a vote of no confidence, they already had one and failed

>>126466979
Nope, Momentum and Unite completely control the party now, Corbyn is their guy.

>>126466744
name one terrorist attack in the west done by a shia. I dont care about them fighting in there own sandpits as long as they dont move here

>>126466817
>increase pay
>less profit for manufacturers
>have to lay people off

Well, there goes the ability for normal people to afford anything but root vegetables.

>>126465971
you got more pics this sexy or what?

Labour will win mark my words.

And I'm a passionate Tory voter, not an optimistic Corbynite.

>>126466306
He basically says he wants shit right-wing parties to win 'cos accelerationism

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>>126466246
>She not telling me she marrying bloody muzzie.
bloody cokey bitch, i am showing her real muzzie after that bastard jew Saatchi choking her.

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>>126466999
nice digits and yes they do but their membership fees aren't £2 and the mp's have a bigger say.

t. Labour member supporting Corbyn whatever happens.

No reason to go out and vote lads, Tories have this locked up

Don't know why people care about this lmao

>>126466999
>blair and half the plp form the "Britain Forward Party"
>they get 40% of the vote in 2022
>Coalition with lib dems and snp
>THINGS

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>i will cut free school lunch programs
polls unchanged
>i will implement a china style internet surveilance system
polls unchanged
>i will reduce pension money
polls unchanged
>i will kill every 4th british
will still most likely win the election

>>126466405
>implying Thatcher didn't do the same thing

https://youtu.be/gXWIv-sfWss

>>126465064
all britfags join the /pol/ discord

https://discord.gg/CZhxK3f

>>126467362
Fuck off fake frenchy, don't you have pronouns to ban?

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politics is shit

>>126467481
discord is for fags

Labour would probably win if the Lib Dems weren't splitting the vote massively with all the remainer Blairites going to them

>Labour to increase Benefits

Yeah cos that will incentivise people to work well done

>>126466452
>Millie B

https://youtu.be/sdObncC8FUo

>>126467209
>what is africa
you barely have to pay bongo bongo anything more than a few quid to pick bannnas and other fruit all day

>>126467459
What policy would actually make May drop in the polls?

Want some music to go with this thread? youtube.com/watch?V=4OwbqrqGFTo

/pol/ vote labour - The Tories will wipe this site off the British web with their "New Internet".

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>>126467460
I'll Al-Yamama you.

>>126466744

But Sunnis are a far bigger problem

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>>126467362
Don't say that! Anglo-senpais must get themselves into those booths and vote Mummy May for headpats.

>>126467591
Do you fancy her?

>>126467497
>has a literal meltdown every day supporting a party that is already going to win
Get a life

>>126467601
>i will raise the immigration cap
>i will stop brexit

from the looks of it

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>>126467614
>126467614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7t8eoA_1jQ

>>126467601
soft brexit
selling off the nhs
admitting to increasing immigration

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>>126467601

post you're comfiest british song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GvkyKEYRnM

>>126465743
>communist
>lesser evil
just no

>>126466967
>Bitter Lake by Adam Curtis talks about this a fair bit. Good film
I know. I was the one who got it put on the /pol/ must watch list after having to shill it here for like two years. (tbf I heard about it on /r/documentaries right when it came out)

>>126467209

>Raise food prices.
>People actually pay it or your business was never viable.

What a shame my carrots will cost 42p instead of 39p

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Regardless of the result, Britain's doomed now isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

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>>126467691
What are you on about confused laddy?

At least i won't be forced to use 50 different pronouns for fear of prosecution.
>Meet your overlords.

>>126467601
>I will deport every Brown Skinned person

>>126467601
http://www.labour.org.uk/page/-/Images/manifesto-2017/Labour%20Manifesto%202017.pdf

Take a few out of here.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39993086

>scottish leaders debate
scottish leaders debate
>scottish leaders debate
scottish leaders debate
>scottish leaders debate
scottish leaders debate
>scottish leaders debate
scottish leaders debate
>scottish leaders debate
scottish leaders debate
>scottish leaders debate
scottish leaders debate

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39993086

should be a laugh, lads

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>>126466246
Iraqi Jew apparently.
She looks like shit now after the drugs and dieting, and lost her tits too

What ever happened to that emo guy, you know the difference and nigel fucktrumpet, I've been fone from these threads a good year

>>126467601
I'd say a softening on Brexit - but actually, since UKIP isn't standing in most areas, she'd probably still be enjoying a solid lead.

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what's the most moral way to spend a sunday?

>>126467600
So all our food will come from Africa? That's great! There goes anyone who works in farming ever doing it again.

What a great deal this Brexit is turning out to be.

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>>126467830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl-ai9HuR60

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>>126467981
Here's a drinking bingo for it

>>126468029
Working

Dear, britpol.

after all the cuteboy anime posting about tunnock's teacakes I took the plunge and bought some today from TESCO. Really nervous but it all turned out okay.

They're quite nice.

You're's sincearly,

anon.

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>>126467830
>Comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

>>126467914
best cash song desu

>>126467907
Except the price of everything will rise. So you'll have to pay over £1 for those carrots because the worker will demand much more.

>>126467601
>now whe have left the European Union we are now officially joining the islamic republic of pakistan

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>>126468108
Well done lad

>>126467850
Aye,
Good lad.
>Mayfair Set
>The Power of nightmares.
>Century of the Self.
etc

>>126468054
Read in MoS today that Blair has had secret meetings with Labour donors and will set up a "centrist" party after GE17.

>>126467981
fucking nicola sturgeon lads..

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Don't really mind all these mosques if they look as nice as this.

>>126467914
It is since it left the EU. Turns out leaving a massive labour and resource pool is a bad idea. Who knew?

>>126467204
There hasn't been one in the west because they're busy fucking around with western backed Sunnis in the desert.

If we didn't back Sunnis, would Shia "fundamentalism" spread to the west? Doubtful..but the west has a mission to take out Iran and her proxies to prevent another loyal landmass similar to the Persian Empire

>>126467850
You might want to check out his BBC blog, in particular this entry
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/entries/78691781-c9b7-30a0-9a0a-3ff76e8bfe58
which is the best thing I think he's ever done.

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is Spongebob /ourguy/?

>>126467981
Ruth comes across as so much more competent than Sturge.

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>>126468013
What were they parodying?
That THIS WEEk was fucking hilarious.

>BASED intros.

>>126465380
>>126467209
>>126467600
>>126468031

Good god how ever did we manage to feed ourselves prior to 2004!

>>126468031
>first complain about not being allowed to have foreigners grow your food.
you now
>reeeeeeeeee we cant have foreigners growing our food

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>>126468226

>>126467545
As a remainer Blairite, i know that no matter how much May wants it to be this is not a Brexit election.

The only two parties capable of forming a government are committed to leaving, it's just a matter of which will fuck it up less. Plus I think we'll rejoin the EU one day anway and the tories are deadset on burning as many bridges as possible.

My view on elections usually is depending on your constituency, vote for whichever party has a better shot at beating the tories.

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>>126467528
Did Emma really do this?

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>>126468108
Well at least someone is grateful for animeposting. Now just pat my head and you'll be set.
>>126468023
>UKIP isn't standing in most areas,
Tee hee, don't bother wasting your vote for UKIP senpais. . .

>>126468240
saw rag n bone man there last night lads. beautiful venue. definitely not a mosque

>>126468179
Except that's not how it works. In fact Big produce Business are licking they're lips and not having to deal with all the EU legislation about Growing and Manufacturing.

t. Work in Agriculture

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>>126468226
god i hope so. does he not realize how poisonous he is?

>>126468341
>What were they parodying?
underage pls go

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>>126468341
Red room scene from Twin Peaks

Lads, on the brit Question Time threads, did anyone fill up the audience bingo card with that young tory lad who was a twat?

>>126468460
why do You Capitalise random Words?

>>126467591

I see no expense was spared on the video.

>>126468261
>Persian Empire
remind me why we should prevent this
The middle east was a centere of science during persian rule

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/teenager-who-introduced-jeremy-corbyn-10387973
>Bethany Barker, 19, who welcomed the Labour leader to the stage in Newark last month, said she had “no recollection” of writing the messages, which included racist and anti-Semitic language.
>In 2013, Barker wrote: “I cooked brandon chicken and rice, supporting the n****r race.”
>The same year, she wrote: “I hate BBC one, f*****g black f*****g b***h. I hate everyone. #mayday”
>A third post said: “#S**tNooneWouldSay OMG I love that Jew cap.”

Is she /ourcorbynista/?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39993086

>>126468552
Auto correct

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>>126468517
>>126468522
Ta

Anyone watching dragons den

If so, answer me this
What happens when you sharpen the pencil

>>126466779

Does anyone remember that shit talk show thing she tried to start? She was quoted as saying it was a half effort or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxk9O9oHp1s

It was all over the place, silly Nigella. You can see she's a bit odd in her brain after watching a few episodes of this. All the quick food she made for it was terrible and retarded.

>>126468383
We were still in the EU then, moron.

>>126468388
When they come here to grow our food they keep prices low for us but also take lots of money (comparatively) home to their own country where they improve their standard of living. So we all benefit.

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>>126468533
Was he the one who BTFO all the lefties with his support for public schools?

If brit/pol went through grammar schools they would appreciate what Mummy May is doing.

>>126468179
We should all start growing our own bloody carrots before we completely forget how to.

>>126468633
What happens if you're a paki with a brush on a water bottle?

>>126468533
Kek, he was BASED.

>Limiting the places for The Elite amongst us!

>>126465757
>>126466048
>>126466176

For those interested in how and why we ended up being such buddies with our arms trade over there should read a bit about David Stirling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=234H8X1-JiA

This is probably one of his best docs imo.

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>>126468567
Aye.
Fucking dirty bandits being put in by us and the French to safguard oil and buy our weapons.

>Poor Lawrence was betrayed.

>>126468633
is this a euphmism for wanking or actually about sharpening pencils

>>126468460
So we're going to have shit food dripping in chemicals, that we have to pay more for. Amazing/

>>126468650
i don't remember that, but thanks, i still could crack one off

>>126468054
This song freaks me the fuck out because I always remember songs from this era being really fucking cheery like this one but then 9/11 happened and everything got fucking dark.

>>126468774
Still better than a communist in power

>Tories will literally lie about their opponents costings
>want to delete the internet
>people will literally vote for this nanny state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj73qqFoAm8

The STATE of Tory shills.

voting ukip or bnp

no fucking way am i trusting the tories

>>126465971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDKWpXQnt5g

I hate Teresa May but are people on here really openly supporting Corbyn? The figurehead of all the retarded SJWs in this country, albeit one who is a FUCKING WHITE MALE?

>>126468709
But we wont have to remember if we stayed part of the EU.

>>126468633
>2017
>watching television

No to the electronic Talmud.

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>>126468460
>EU legislation about Growing and Manufacturing.
That hurts British and Irish goods with their ridiculous legislation.

>>126468929
we have been invaded the last few weeks by some leftie forum

>>126468905
>Tories will literally lie about their opponents costings

That one is expected though. What's more of a shock is that they haven't provided their own costings and nobody is grilling them about it.

Hopefully Paxman will trip up May.

>>126468179

It would be cheaper to import from America than pay that. There is an upper limit before importing. Also wages don't need to more than double.

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>>126468929
>supporting anyone

>>126468029

>Going to church
>Spending time with your family/loved ones
>resting

Sunday is literally the least complicated day of the week.

>>126468614
coburn looks half dead

>>126468846
>Dripping in Chemicals

Nooo that's what the EU want

What ur gonna get is truly Seasonal Produce, that fluctuates as the British season's come and go

Nigella looks like Russel Brand without the beard tbqh.

>>126468289
Is that vid 2/2 from greasynigga? I only watched the 1st

>>126468774
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-J-bjZRgig

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS????

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>>126468240
1600 and counting.

>>126468905
Better than a commie
https://youtu.be/4OWbqrqGFTo

>>126468029
Church

>>126468776
their product was shorter pencils for children learning to write

the guy was adamant that kids need to use a pencil that fits them, and not adults

but what happens when you sharpen it, surely its now too small for them again

>>126468960
All the more reason to leave.

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The polls are rising.

Could June be the end of May?

Got any unattractive pictures of Birmingham, lads?

>>126467830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uIkewY0rrU

>ooh, those dastardly tories, they're so evil for reasons I can't articulate right now

>let's instead vote for labour, a collapsing mess with laughably ineffective leadership, to shepherd our country through the most important and difficult negotiations since world war 2

this is the mindset of the people who voted Remain

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>>126468905
>Delete the Internet

>>126468029
Snorting coke of a hookers tits

>>126468702
Yes.
And I went to school with pricks like him.
Don't get me started; modern Grammars are Middle-Class parents teaching their D-Grad dull offspring how to network and pass exams and applications like trained dogs.
If they had streams in all schools it would do the job fine.
Just look at most Graduate Schemes that fastrack these twats into being your boss.

>the scottish leader's debate has literally 20 people in the audience
>the set was made for 30 quid by one man

>>126469056
And what if I want summer fruits in the winter?

>>126469015
Except we wont be able to get any trade deals.

>>126468971
If it hurts British and Irish produce why does the EU have it?

>>126469138
It will be closer than 2015 but the Tories should still win. Who the fuck still supports Labour these days apart from northerners and students?

>>126469230
Kek
Sauce

>>126468005
Into the bin she goes

>>126468701
>When they come here to grow our food they keep prices low for us but also take lots of money (comparatively) home to their own country where they improve their standard of living. So we all benefit.
you can apply the same logic of using foregin plantations in africa or south america.
Or even worse *shudders* brits could grow there own food

>>126465837
I like you, Ireland-chan.
Why can't all Irishes be like you?

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>>126468774
Here's your (you)

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Any polls coming out later today?

>>126468567
Persian Empire was the global superpower and it happened because the west was not yet a superpower

Now America is a superpower and it is in our interest to prevent other countries from forming together and challenging us.

>>126469297
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39993086

Just look for a minute

>>126469230
>the set was made for 30 quid by one man
£30 is the annual budget of This Week

>>126469056

Why would that even change? Most produce is not from Europe anyway. Most is Americas Africa and Asia. Price barely changes in winter and Italy sure as shit isn't growing tomatoes.

>>126469261
Then you accept 1,000,000 refugees and general moral decay for a product £1 cheaper

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>>126469104
long may he rein.

>>126469279
>It will be closer than 2015
That would make this election completely pointless.

About to go and have a wank, wish me luck lads.

>>126469314
Brits wont do the jobs.

>>126469140
Got any unattractive pics of the Royal Marine that impregnated your great grandmother?

[spoiler]please don't goto http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39927255 and out bantz me[/spoiler]

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>>126468746
Yeah,
>Fucking prick.

>>126468701
>We were still in the EU then, moron.

Hint: We had almost entirely native seasonal workers picking fruit until 2004

Can you guess what happened that year?

unbiased BBC presenter
"scotland NEEDS immigration"

WAKE ME UP

>>126468633
Sorry no television for me on the Sabbath.

>>126469384
He won't rein any amount of time from the looks of it.

Is May a retard? Discuss

>>126469406
They will if you tell them they wont get any bennies.

>>126469140
google spaghetti junction. it's the cancer the whole of the uk has to deal with now and then.

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#LabourFTW

>>126469138
>could June be the end of May.

Ha.

>>126469383
What's wrong with refugees? We have plenty of space.

>moral decay
OH NO BROWN PEOPLE WHO THINK A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY THE COUNTRY IS RUINED

>>126469133
so the short pencils you get at argos for the order cards

>>126469371
Most is Europe actually.

Most Tomatoes come from Holland, stuff from Africa and further places is usually poor quality

>>126468905
>Nonce tries to hide his post
>>126468774

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>>126469211
> And I went to school with pricks like him.

So what was his advantage over you if you were at the same school?

You sound adorable, Labour Anglo-senpai, but be a good Anglo and vote Mummy, k?

Dirty Tories hiding their true motives:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6K2yfHAQyM
>Damien Green
>Mocks Nationalisation
>Whilst an MP, he sat and collected cheques from being on the board of the Private Water company.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6K2yfHAQyM

>>126469524
HAHAHA HAHAHA! This has to be a parody account.

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>>126468108
Well done lad

>>126469456
How's your wife's wig?

>>126469479
>any amount of time

he'll rein over labour for years (decades) to come.

>>126469533
>plenty of space
No we don't. We don't have enough land to sustain the people here without imports

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Immigration


expectations...

>>126469406
make it a requirment for jobseekers.
Also corbychev is right about having allotments

>>126469428
Food got far cheaper because we were able to import labour. What's wrong with that?

>>126469503
Slavery is illegal, anon. Besides all those people don't work because they can't!

>>126469634
It is.

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>>126469711
REALITY

>>126469570

>Holland grows tomatoes in December.

>>126469533
>We have plenty of spaces

Tell that to the homeless people, tell that to the teachers whose class sizes are at breaking point, tell that to the young worker trying to get on the housing market, tell that to the A and E department that is creaking

>>126469736
>Besides all those people don't work because they can't!
Can't be arsed, you mean?

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>>126469711
reality.

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>>126469634
#SocialismFTW

>>126469691
Oh, over labour. I thought you were talking about being MP. Nvm.

>>126469711
>Liking chinks

Why do you faggots do this?

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>>126468214
>stock footage of people dancing
>"In October 1973, during the Yom Kippur war, the Russian scientist, Georg Palantine, was shot outside the Russian consulate in Saudi Arabia..."
>Vapourwave plays
>".. The international investigation, lead by the United States, concluded that the shooter was an agent funded by Iran.."
>stock footage of 1950s New York skyline
>"but they were all living in a dangerous fantasy, because it was later revealed that Georg Palantine was in fact working for the CIA."
>burial plays
>"Palantine had arrived in Saudi Arabia from California, and in his briefcase were the results from an experiment, where five years earlier, the CIA had conduced a series of social experiments..
>stock footage of 1960s lab-rat experiments
>"..on Californian hippies. They were studied to investigate the efficiency of self-stabilizing social systems, and it was the results of this which were to be shared with the Saudis in the reconstruction of the Middle East after the Yom Kippur war."
>stock footage of Saudi's riding camels
>"Meanwhile, at the tables of a small gambling club in Bordeaux, the eminent businessman, Jacques Montesquieu, was to gamble away his stake to the rights to drill the oil in both Saudi Arabia, and the Falkland Islands...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1bX3F7uTrg

>>126469711
>only asians that are hot had plastic sugery to look like white people
really gets my noggin joggin

>crucially students come from the EU

What good do foreign students do for scotland or the uk in general?

>>126469508
I'm trying to compare it to Bath and Cotswold but google just keeps shoving that ugly shopping centre in my face

>>126469785
Yes go to ur local supermarket they're all Dutch.

Besides
>What are Greenhouses

>>126469710
We have lots of land. Turn the farms into cities and import our food from the EU.

Oh wait.

>>126469719
>make it a requirment for jobseekers.
You can't force people to work.

>>126469428
What happened, lad?

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>>126469306
Even her Jew nose has gotten bigger. She reminds me of bag lady now.

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>>126469839
i dont like asian girls

i like hot girls
including hot asian girls

>>126469533
>What's wrong with refugees? We have plenty of space.

England is the most densely populated EU country (until it leaves). If you include the UK as a whole it still is one of the most.

It has the smallest houses and has NET migration per year that completely outstrips the amount of homes being built.

For decades after WW2, 300k + homes were being built - with around 10-12 less million people. That still wouldn't be enough with current population growth.

>>126469839
western girls can read them like a book. with orientals there's a certain amount of removal, culturally, in language, with they see as a nice buffer. if an autist looks at a handsome blonde girl in a school uniform it brings up all the bad memories. whereas korean and japanese celebrities don't seem so threatening.

>>126469570
>most politically aligned to UKIP
>but seems like a waste of a vote
>in a tory / lib dem consituency
>dont want lib dems getting their seat back
>so should vote Tory
>but dont want it to seem like an acceptance of their manifesto
>but also would like to see Labour get BTFO
>so perhaps i should vote Tory
>but worried what such a win would do to May's determination to destroy the internet

The whole thing's fucked, we should have voted for AV or have a system where we can just put our first choice down without tactics coming into it

Gonna just vote Tory and write to my local MP saying I'm not happy with their manifesto, I just want Brexit and no leftists in charge.

>>126468240
>Royal Pavilion
>mosque

Pick one

>>126469801
Then we just increase funding.

>>126469804
No, I mean they have health issues that makes them unable to work, like depression or ME.

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>>126469868
you havent met many asian girls have you?

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https://strawpoll.com/55ws7z1
RRRREEEEE PLS VOTE

>>126470032
Hedonism is the only logical pill in our current age

>>126470092
didint mean to quote

just

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>>126469958
>You can't force people to work.
not with that attitude

>scottish leaders' debate is full of scottish people so they clap the snp and ARE RUTH gets no claps

>>126470032
>Non-white
>Hot
No mate

>>126470090
Jesus Christ, you sound virginal.
What the fuck are you even talking about?

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>>126469306
Along with Cheryl Cole

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>>126466405
Lol you did the same thing recently you cuck

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>>126469323
>I like you, Ireland-chan.
T-thanks Anglo-senpai. . .
>Why can't all Irishes be like you?
All Irish anons want their headpats too but they are too shy to admit it when they come here so they resort to IRA memes instead. It's a bit sad desu.
>>126469261
>If it hurts British and Irish produce why does the EU have it?
So the French can bombard our market with their cheap shitty apples whereas ours are superior but fail regulation due to being a bit rough around the edges, normal spoilt spots, damage, etc.

>>126470149
Pathetic

>>126470214
you seem to have shirked the content of my post. do you genuinely not understand it? based on the personal attack it seems it just upset you

>>126469570
tomatos are easier to grow in europe
shit like pineapples and bananas come from africa

>>126470297
Enjoy your self imposed handicap. Morals are only relevant when society values them.

>scottish leader's debate
>ukip leader interrupts "can I say something"
>snp, conservative and the moderator all shout "NO"

It's literally the snp and conservatives arguing

>>126470349
That's a lot coming from Germany.

>>126470323
You can't read Western girls like a book, hence your obvious virginity.

Chinks are fucking ugly, you just have some strange fetish like the other full blown autists on here. It's not normal.

>>126470349
Accurate

>>126470277
Maybe you should let France grow apples then, and you concentrate on other things that will benefit the EU?

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>>126470138
>By increasing Taxes

Tax the Rich!

Labour Shill

It's too fucking hot lads.

Can't take this fucking heat.

>>>126469958
>we have lots of land.
No we don't. What kind of dystopian future is it where Britain is a city island that can't sustain itself?
>it's ok because muh diversity.
What about diversity of land use?

>>126470418
Pathetic

>>126470449
you definitely didn't read my post correctly

>>126470505
Not an argument

>>126470138
>Then we just increase funding
Labour economics advisor detected

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>>126469592
As i said, if he went Grammar, then I know exactly his type.

Trained to have self-righteous confidence and ignoring the disparity in resources afforded to Grammars especially when modern Grammars are full of private-tutored pricks like him, paid to be coached to pass the tests to gain entry.

I gained a scholarship.
My friends who were as intelligent on my estate, didn't and had to go local comp. with nowhere near the same care and attention and resources i and that posh twat, received.

Having a romanticized view of meritocracy of old grammars is one thing; not acknowledging how the modern grammars simply get gamed by well-resourced middle-class parents is another.

Abolish Private schools, strengthen parent involvement on school boards, randomise selection to all schools within a radius, stream sets in the years based on yearly tests and performance, specialist schools after 14 yrs old, allow moves between the sets and specialized schools and fucking fund the schools properly with security to snuff out ill-discipline, have counselors and social workers at the school and fucking let Oliver and Henrietta mix with Tyrone and see who wins.

>Discipline and resources with proper streams.

Sorry lad, Corbyn for me.

>>126470358
Yeah your right they do. Okra too Kek

Although the African market is quite unstable so we usually choose Colombia or Panama

>>126469970
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_enlargement_of_the_European_Union

>>126469736
>Farms are fine before
>Replace native workers to save a penny
>wtf the country will collapse without foreign labour!

>NHS is fine before
>Replace native nurses and doctors to save a penny
>wtf the country will collapse without foreign labour!

Now you know why the Tories love the EU so much.

>>126469856
Ta lad,
>BASED.

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>>126470214
>>Non-white
>>Hot
>No mate

>calls other people virginal

You're trying too hard, lad.

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>>126469642
This is what I think of your teacakes

>>126469982
More coke in them nostrils.

>>126470496
where are you in the country, it was only verging on uncomfy where i was today, we're nowhere near /sweatyballs/ territory yet.

>audience member asks sturgeon "where are you going to fill the 15 billion deficit if you become independent"
>moderator says "well I think thats a question for another day" and chooses a new audience member

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>>126470487
>you concentrate on other things that will benefit the EU?
>threatening to bring havoc to Ireland's financial sector if it didn't bail out the bondholders in 2008-9.
>benefiting only the big farmers with CAP.
>destroying Irish fisheries.
>shitty Euro currency that replaced the based Punt.
>shitty EUtrash in general.