/CPD/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD: REAL ADAM HOURS

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Looks like I slipped in at just the right time. Evening, Roberts.

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bampin

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>>126103686
Dank you for the thread, Robert. Unusual choice for an opening pic, and certainly not one most of would have chosen, but thank you nonetheless. Let the games begin.

54°-46° tonight. May be a tad chilly, but MALE BLACK always finds a way.

last night added 1 kill and 13 wounded to the scoreboard things must have picked up after i passed out

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Good evening Robert. Keys checked.

Check yo keys, check yo partna's keys, check yo mama's keys

Robert here reporting for duty

>>126104615
Hoodie weather, male black will be quite comfortable.

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>>126104615
Male Black is an interesting creature. Years ago I heard the term 'North American Pavement Ape', and it still makes me chuckle. Because North American Pavement Ape.

Get out the hardware on the blue impala.

Coons already busy shooting up the 'hood this evening

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>>126104888
I really like this sort of thing. Snapshot in time, and all that. Also, not trying to derail the thread, but check this fucker out. This was a real thing, in the USA. I'm pretty ancient, and this thing just hypnotizes me.

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Glitchcain, checking in. Has anyone seen the catalog? Wew.

>>126106599
There was a time when we were artists as well as craftsmen. All of us, American and European. I want it fucking back.

>>126106721
The catalogue just looks like a shotgun-load of shit these days.

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Before anyone else does it, these are the templates to Chiraq bingo. Will be postin' more.

>>126106599
Streamlined NY Central steam. Niiice.

>cut with a knife

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>>126107159
Very apt. This normie influx shit has to stop at some point.

>Adam doesn't know what channel he's on
>Adam is also waiting with a stabbing vic, suspect in custody
Good on ya, not-Robert.

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last one

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>>126107842
Good work, lad. This one got made recently

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>>126108043
and this is mine from back near the start of this season

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>>126108108
The old 4th of July card

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>>126106863
It didn't ever go away, I feel, and that it's only been redirected in more science, medicine, and math research. Someone always has their finger in touch with the musical, artistic, and aesthetic sides as well. I have no fear for the white race. :-)

locked in a nail salon????

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>>126108433
I cannot argue with optimism of that certainty, especially when it comes bearing digits. I'll try to see things through a less bleak lens. If nothing else, we're not shooting up our own neighborhoods.

>>126108788
something about a bathroom too. I bet Adam's going to have FUN on that call.

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>>126108788
Some negroes ain't as smart as others, and there ain't any of them smart. This is real, for those who have always wondered.

>Adam finds one(AH AH AH) shell casing, and a pistol light/laser
Not the best loot drop ever, but it's something.

>Robbery in progress
>Purse snatcher
>no weapon

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>>126109196

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>Backlog called at 9:15PM
Oh, this is going to be a fun shift.

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>>126109204

someone needs to make judge dredd robert memes, STAT

>>126106863
So true...look at stonework from the early 1900's; just gorgeous, even on simple buildings for the time - one of my favorite things to photograph.

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evening Roberts
looking forward to another night of the male black emerging from the gutters to rip the city apart

>>126106599

Thank you for posting. I've never seen this in my life - it is amazing. What is the era?

>>126108223
Love that 4th of july card, reminds me of my 4th of july I had in chicago a few years ago. Fireworks went all out in the alley and we were running, lol.

>>126109477
Except much sass and bitchiness

RIP Crabby

But will the geek squad return tonight

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>>126108811
Everything will be fine. Just keep your nose out of bad neighbourhoods, and mainly interact with those of your own mind. Whitey be all fine an' sheeit in the meantime, no worries.

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>>126110140
>Except much sass and bitchiness
Oh yes, Robert better step lively or sass will be had.
>RIP Crabby
Why do people seem to think she's dead?
>But will the geek squad return tonight
If Robert don't step right, I think it's possible. Same if DJ Jibba Jabba begins broadcasting again.

>>126110562
lmao, this image gets more hilarious each time its posted

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>>126109426

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>>126106863
desu music is still good, you might have to dig a little but good musicians didnt stop being born

>>126110713
Agreed. Dat Homie Da Clown with the AK makes me kek pretty hard.

>body removal needed

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>New staging area to the east
...wtf are we staging for, Robert??

>Male black picked up children and dropped them off at another location
Wat?

>>126110713
>>126110932
Cheers, lads. I want to make this as fun as possible for everyone whose been along for the ride this season.

>>126110888
Checked, and agree.

>>126110979
Did you catch details?

gorilla with bulls cap and gold chain. perfect

Check yo keys!

>>126103686
The Chicago dog is based as fuck.

I ate nothing but Chicago dogs when I went to Chicago to buy a car from copart

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FEMALE HAS AN OPEN KEY

what dastardly deeds is MALE BLACK up to in this episode?

>>126111645
shootings, stabbings, robberies.

ya know, the usual stuff.

>>126111645
Smashing out car windows so far

>>126111645
Stole a purse, lost a weapon light, cut somebody, temporarily appropriated some kids, almost ran someone over on racine

>>126111645
Maybe Robertcopter will get called in for a search and destroy mission.

>>126103686
Fuck this thread now I want a hotdog

>shots fired, people shooting and fighting outside address

>shots fired
>fight

Here we go

>>126112132
>>126112205
Let the cooning commence!

CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS ADAM

Tell me about Robert, why does he wear the keys?
A lot of loyalty for a hired lawman.

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>>126112083
here ya go

I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down in there, find out what it is?

>tfw not currently making love in a white commercial van in Chicago

life was a mistake

>having intercourse in a white commercial van

that illegal?

>hisPanic hitting parked cars growing westbound

>>126112962
>growing westbound

thats a big guy.

>>126112934
>>126112948
Smooth.

>that illegal?
Maybe its not their van.

>>126113137
Haha stupid auto correct

>male cousin high on PCP refusing to go to hospital

>Its another Adam can't watch his keys episode
Adam, plz

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Dispatch shift change in progress, Robert is in roll-call.

>>126113382
Before 10pm should be called Amature Adam Hours.

>male in a porta-potty when no one should be on site

absolute freakin madman

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almost Real Robert Hours

Status: /comfy/

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>>126112083
I actually went and made on with sauteed onions mushrooms, cheddar and pickles when I saw that pic. A good dinner

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>>126113616
>Amature Adam Hours.
did you hear that goofy shit just now? youre right.

>>126113780
Way to maximize your comfy, Robert.

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>>126113762
what's the weather in Chicago tonight?

Is it warm enough yet for some real shit to start happening at night?

>>126113838
Yeah. A scream and trumpets/horns. The fuck?

>>126113942
Mid 50's currently. No rain.

Anyone else hear that swat team moving in from the west?

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tried to give this a nice 80's feel to it

>>126113942
weather channel says currently 50 degrees but feels 44. Kinda chilly 2bh but the male black has a high elemental def.

>male in gray hoodie, high on PCP

>>126103686
https://discord.gg/wjQNNV

High on pcp !!

>>126114420
hell yes, moar count OC

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>>126113942
man, it's a cold spring this year for the north.

Down here in the south it's about upper 80's already

Evening, Roberts
Nice weather for homicide?

10yo foster child threatening suicide?

lol

>>126114645
I think it's going to be a domestic kind of night

body removal services

>>126114500
working on another as we speak :) any suggestions?

B A C K L O G

>MALE BLACK TRIES TO USE SEDUCE
>CRIT. FAIL

someone just get their throat slashed?

>>126115111
Listen to the stream, and let it guide you. Thats what I do. shots fired, mane. he counts bullets and bodies

>>126115304
one homicide ah ha ha
two homicide ah ha ha

>Mom has warrant
>Fighting son
>call disconnects

>>126115449
>ah ha ha

its "AH AH AH"

>>126115304
10-4 Robert :)

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>>126115666
Make me proud, satan.
>AH AH AH

>2 homeless males sitting inside ATM vestibule for over 2 hours
>2 females fighting on a train

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Robert stuck on a water main break

And I'm sure those females are fighting for Tyrone. Such is life.

>>126115865
nice!
>haha! time to play space cadet pinball!

>>126115918
sheboons will fight about anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTNQPUiM9nk

>>126115992
those missions get crazy once you get to high levels.

>autistic 22 y/o getting violent

>>126116077
Robert's pro tho.

>>126116253
>autistic 22 y/o
alright, which one of you is it?

>>126116253
brb robert is knocking on my door

>>126116333
I'M NOT AUTISTIC!....I have Assburgers

>bullet came through a window

>>126116468
There's no longer an official distinction :((

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Digging through my folder. Gonna post what I got

>>126113382

Fucking Adams. They are the worst.

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>>126116425
>brb robert is knocking on my door

>intoxicated gf tried to bust windows
>someone bleeding, falling down stairs

>>126116966
DROP THE TENDIES AND GET ON THE GROUND!

>>126116253

One of us

>INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHING MEN AND WOMEN

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>Knife fight in street

check..
your...
keys..
MOTHERFUCKERS!

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>shots fired
>might be transformer

Robert vs. Megatron. Who wins?

>Somebody in a black suburban followed a nigga and shot up his car

>>126118189
Starscream because he's even more treacherous than Black Male

>>126118189
Megatron rides the hip of a CPD detective

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>female with a knife talking about killing kids

>female hispanic
>has knife
>talking about (having?) killed/killing a kid
>in the hallway
fuck, I wouldn't want to catch that hot mess from dispatch

>>126118189
An energon deal gone bad

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>>126118579
>>126118684
i go away for 5 minutes and this shit happens

>>126119007
>He's not routing CPD thru his HiFi
I'm running a record tonight overtop of the stream. Shit is max comfy.

5-9
260 lbs
shit shithouse

>>126119211
Roberts not the only one rolling on that call, shit!

>>126103686

Just tuning in now. How goes the coonery?

>group in garage throwing things, cars racing in the alley

we /dragracer/ now

>car of 4 male blacks drinking and smoking drugs

shut
it
down!

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>smoking drugs

multiple robberies over the last ten minutes.

>caller hiding in the bushes
ahahahaha

>caller is hiding in the bushes

kek

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ONE!
ONE SHOT FIRED!
AH AH AH

S H O T S

F I R E D

>car with TX plates
>Full of spics
>Pointed gun at caller
DONT SEND THEM BACK HERE. THEY ARE YOURS NOW

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Just saw this, reminded me of one of the best Sopranos moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO0kxYxWtzU

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>>126120108
WHERE MY TEXAS ROBERTS AT

>Texas plates
>Hispanic males
I'm shocked. Pro tip guys, if you are MS13 or Mexican Mafia, don't drive around Chicongo with Texas tags, you stand out

Did anyone hear that dispatch lady attempt to say a polish surname?

>>126120274
214 up. Dodging tornados

>wants to know how much he owes in parking tickets

someone needs to run a compressor/limiter on this feed so everyones voice is at roughly the same volume

>neighbor sees an open garage
>man needs cop to come watch him commit a crime, something about looking at a boot, "you cant tell me how much I owe in parking tickets"

dude what

>about to remove his boot
ok, this shows how white and suburban I am. I thought he meant like a boot on your foot. I realized he meant a boot that gets locked over your car tire.

>>126121040
are you dumb?

a boot is a device they put on your car when you dont pay your tickets so it cant move until you pay it and they remove the boot

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>>126121040
>dude what
a boot

two
two shots fired ah ah ah

>>126121225
portable grinder and a couple zip discs

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How's everyone doing tonight?

Whole world seems to be going crazy lately, always glad to look in on our little microcosm. Can't imagine why they don't hold up Chicago as a beacon of diversity, it's diverse as all hell! Listen to all the independent youths expressing themselves freely!

>man and woman fighting in the street

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>>126121451
I am comfy, sir. Chiraq is not.

>9 shots fired on Potomac
>vehicle with cracked windows

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NINE

NINE SHOTS!

AH AH AH

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NINE!
NINE SHOTS FIRED!
AH AH AH

3506 West Potomac
9?? woooo

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>>126121580
Wish i could chill with you fucksticks in some cabin, hook up a nes, put on the scanner, roll out some bbq and beers, and spend the night listening to the count cackle, popping shots at tin cans, and bantering.

>>126121784
That would be extremely comfy.

>>126121777
B L E S S E D
L
E
S
S
E
D

>>126121693
>>126121740
nose needs to be bigger.

>man holding a bag screaming outside walgreens, may be high or have mental issues

such is life in Chicongo

>>126121961
it's also missing the chin beard

>>126121961
>>126122167
no it doesn't, thats extremely old /cpd/ oc that shouldnt be changed.
make new oc if it isnt satisfactory to you.

I'm trying to lookup Charles Slaughter on Facebook to tell him his stolen BMW was just found and that his giant nignog rims helped identify the vehicle

>>126122493
I'm not criticizing it I'm just saying if we're gonna pick it apart there are things to pick. I was here when the OC was made

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WATCH YOUR FUCKING KEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>126122591
DO EET!

Fuckin rookies keying their mics

1730 S Halsted St
Guy walked up to the express grill bleeding and keeeeeeeeeeeeeeys

>shots fired
>males fighting over money, throwing bottles

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>two men fighting over money

>>126121961
>>126122167
>>126122493
>>126122614
It's all good, Roberts. I debated about the chinbeard, but I didn't want to ruin the profile of the Feelsman's face. Same with the schnoz
>I also forgot his shirt collar, but I fixed that in a later revision
>>126121740
>>126121740

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noticed there isn't one and decided to create one, behold! /cpd/'s very own Pepe, Count Pepe!

>>126122831
sheeeeiiiiit saved!! make me a transparent bg robert.

>>126122831
>rare

>>126122831
this adds a whole new dimension to countposting

>WATCH YO DAMN KEYZ

>>126122812
>I debated about the chinbeard, but I didn't want to ruin the profile of the Feelsman's face
I think it was a good decision

>WATCH YOUR PARTNER"S KEYS

l-lewd

OPEN KEYS ON THE FUCKING ZONE

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CHECK THEM KEEEEYYYYYYYSSS

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>>126123080
>l-lewd

Damnit! Check yo keys!

>>126122911
will do Robert, give me just a sec

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>>126122493

>>126123080
BAKA! I-it's not like I WANTED you to check my keys

>>126123183
TOP LAD. You'll see him again later.

damn SUV was drunk.

>>126123187
yup much better without

>>126123187
that makes it look so much worse.

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Dyke dispatch makes me sad.

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>>126122911
here you go Robert :) make me something dank

>>126123921
she's loosing he mind over those keys

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>>126124015

>dark in chicago

>>126124015
Thanks mane. I'll noodle with it tonight, and you'll see him tomorrow, most like.

>>126124216
Kek

>>126124139
Robert is making a new generation of crabby

>>126124332

typo dark => dank

thanks for getting the humor.

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>>126124139
I don't blame her. Unchecked keys drive me up a wall

>self-admitted gangster disciple

>>126124254
hell yeah Robert, see you after my work shift tomorrow

>>126124398
your welcome Robert :)

>>126124346
>Robert is making a new generation of crabby

I'm a /cpd/ vet, the crabby dyke dispatch is new. I'm missing happy dispatch but she deserves a break from the the niggershines.

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>>126121225
>>126121040
What's all this a boot?

Amberlamps for ankle pain, kek.

>>126124580
Crabby and sassy are my favorites, the other night it got real sassy in here

>>126123331
looking foward to it :)

>>126124658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WcOcgc3WN4

>>126124743
>Crabby and sassy are my favorites, the other night it got real sassy in here

I personally love happy dispatch. She's my waifu.

>someone is smoking pot, thats it.

damn, the hardcore thugs are out tonight.

Male black actin a fool

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anyone playing bingo tonight?

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>>126117602
That's essentially us watching, if you think about it.
>pray for moj...
Naw, fuck it.

>>126125358

I'm getting extra comfy with a snuggie and smores.

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evening roberts, anything hanging off that crane in front of wrigley field?

>>126125689
did that get resolved last night? or was it just the one call?

>>126125689
RvR3 SHEEEEIIIIT

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>>126125689
Holy shit that OC is amazing. Audibly keked

>>126125689
>>126125941
post the other two, mate.

>>126125689
fucking dank Robert

>>126126096
I wish I had em or I would

>valid juvie warrant for attempted murder and unlawful/weapon
cooooonssss

>>126126132
I was asking him to post them for your benefit.

>>126125757
another one of those fly-by horror/freak shows

>>126125788
>>126125941
thank u, thank u...

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>>126121961
It's okay, and has been around for a long time. Ease up.

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>>126126132
I grabbed this last night

>suicidal AND homicidal

wew

>man got hit earlier, says hes now suicidal and homicidal

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>hit in the head
>now feeling suicidal AND homicidal

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>>126126096

New to these threads

What's your favorite thing you've ever heard on these streams?

What's the craziest?

Are there any compilations?

>>126126548
>Brick killed a guy...

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>>126126368
that one got rushed to market due to a 6 ratchet street fight... remastered version.

>na na na na

>>126126634
>>126126368
Excellent, thanks, dudes. I legit want to see some b-budget trilogy of ghetto kaiju flicks based on these posters.

>>126126704
man masturbating from 4th floor balcony at 1:59am 2 days ago

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>>126126704
this was a fun night.

pic related, not even the weirdest shit.

so who really is robert? is he a cop or something?

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>you thought I was ready huh?

anyone have a suggestion of any particular windows PS version to look for (free)

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>>126126704
street brawl of approximately two-hunned male black

>construction crew is playing loud music
but isn't it like midnight in america?

>>126127089
Robert is the call sign of the overnight shift in Chicongo, the numbers are the unit numbers, the shift before them uses Adam

>>126126704
these are just comfy chill threads where we listen to the stream and occasionally comment on something happening.

>>126127089
its police code for R which is part of the code for all overnight/relief officers.

>>126127178
lot's of street work is done over night to prevent traffic problems

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>>126127178
not just midnight it's
REAL
ROBERT
HOURS

>>126127330
>not just midnight it's
>REAL
>ROBERT
>HOURS

Male Black Dark Zero Hour, RRH+2 to be exact

>>126127211
>>126127195
thank you. are these threads 24 hours/day or just at night time?
>>126127276
>traffic problems
but what about disturbing people's sleep with loud machinery?

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>>126127330
Robert is up all night

>>126127178
In Chicago it's midnight but America covers six timezones

>>126127458
just at night.

>>126127458
Usually begin at 10 p.m. and end whenever the thread stops bumping

>>126127458
lmao
its a big city. theres always loud noises at all times of the day.

>>126127458
>thank you. are these threads 24 hours/day or just at night time?
most of us listen at night when things get real crazy, threads really only start in the evening (US time). seen a few strong day threads on holiday weekends.

>>126127631
how terrible
>>126127534
>>126127512
so it's not like a general, where you make a new thread so you can cover the whole night? cause we're already 270 posts in and it was posted about 4 hours ago

>>126127779
It is a general but when everyone leaves we just let the thread die until the next night

>>126127654
nice. being on pol during the holidays is the best. i was on my vacation on that week during the coup in turkey and the nice attack. amazing fun

>>126127779
yes, it is a general. we move it slow though and only make a new thread when we hit bump limit....

>>126127779
>cause we're already 270 posts in and it was posted about 4 hours ago
we bump the fuck out of the thread, we usually go through 2 or 3 threads or more.

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>>126127448
>Male Black Dark Zero Hour
I like this one, and suggest we go with it.

>>126127779
>so it's not like a general, where you make a new thread so you can cover the whole night? cause we're already 270 posts in and it was posted about 4 hours ago

theres pretty much at least 2-3 threads 7 nights a week these days, primarily 2000h-0400h GMT -6

>>126127879
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>>126127871
got it. looks comfy as fuck. might drop in wherever i have some house work to do and i need background noise

>>126127952
>>Male Black Dark Zero Hour
>I like this one, and suggest we go with it.

I've been secretly pushing that subliminally, and the idea that Crabby is dead

RIP Crabby

>>126128006

You actually from Bulgaria? What's Sofia like?

Also, any Chicago residents here?

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>car alarm has been going off for 7 hours

>>126128006
these threads are at their best when the Nogs act out in ways you couldn't make up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlh8k1cNrek

>>126128246
I'm surprised someone hasn't put a brick through the windshield

>>126128379
>I'm surprised someone hasn't put a brick through the windshield
at least stolen the battery to shut it up, obviously nobody is responding, and Male Black could purchase 2 average sized rocks of crack cocaine with the money from scrapping the battery

Is the Chicago pd still handing out flares to teenagers?

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TWO!
TWO PEOPLE SHOT!
AH AH AH

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TWO!

TWO GSW VICTIMS!

AH AH AH

>>126128566
>Is the Chicago pd still handing out flares to teenagers?
plz elaborate

>two people shot

>TWO PEOPLE SHOT

>>126128093
No need to push that part, I feel, since I think it's pretty awesome.

Pushing a dead Crabby seems pretty low, though. She is a vital ingredient in our cake, the allspice counterpoint to Happy's nutmeg, if you will.

>Body Removal

>>126128254
holy shit batman
stabbed his own mother over a cheeseburger
then his mom pulled out her knife and stabbed him in the hand
and he took off

fuck trudeau
our government has to immediately stop importing these degenrates into our green and pleasant land, or whats fuckin left of it

>party at the back of the barbershop, thats where all the action is at

>>126128635
When i lived there they hand out flares to white kids and tell you where niggers and spics were hanging out so the white kids could beat them up and set off the flares so the police could find them.

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>>126128254
Yes, like this from last month, a little rare Male Black father and son bonding time, Chicago Style.

>>126128838
Brace yourself. someone will post the pic of the coon that fucked an 8 month old to death

>>126128838
wtf are you talking about? Also, if you could stay off the internet until you get you get your shit together, that would be great.

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>>126128877
>visible confusion

>>126128933
>fought over who would walk the dog then shot at each other

that's what you call a Real Nigga Moment

>>126129275
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>>126129275
>>126129275

NEW NEW NEW

>>126129275
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>>126129275
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Anything Happening lately, just got here. Saw 2 people got shot and that they need a meat wagon.

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>>126128504
That core ain't gonna recycle itself! That's one of those Green Jobs Obamarama promised us.

>>126129170
hes clearly talking about the youtube video linked, wtf are you talking about?

>>126128254
guess it won't be too long until i catch one, nogs being how they are lol
>>126128222
yeah, i'm bulgarian. my neighbour lives in chicago, plenty of bulgarians there. she brought us herschey's once but i didn't like it.

never hear any of the bulgarians complain about the nogs there though, so i guess the permenant residents live in nog-free areas. is that possible? i think someone on /pol/ once said they were on the south side and the rest of the city was okay.

i do know one guy that got a working visa and worked as a lifeguard at a pool for a few summers. said the niggers were lazy, never showed up to work but the boss was afraid to fire them because of muh raycism. and they still got paid the same as him. absolutely disgusting when you consider the amount of resources that get wasted on them and how much they hold america back.

>>126129345
they just cut the leads? lol, gotta be fast.

>>126129371
no, the whole city is shit. besides little pockets here and there.

>>126129371

There are black people everywhere in CHI but yes, the South Side is mostly black people. Dirt-poor, criminal black people especially. Thankfully, there's never any reason to go there.

>>126129276
Yeah me and my friends would beat them up and set the flares off in the nigger's cars.
>>126129371
White areas in the city are nice