/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - EVERYBODY'S GETTING SHOT

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1st for drag racers

repostan

>>126128254
guess it won't be too long until i catch one, nogs being how they are lol
>>126128222
yeah, i'm bulgarian. my neighbour lives in chicago, plenty of bulgarians there. she brought us herschey's once but i didn't like it.

never hear any of the bulgarians complain about the nogs there though, so i guess the permenant residents live in nog-free areas. is that possible? i think someone on /pol/ once said they were on the south side and the rest of the city was okay.

i do know one guy that got a working visa and worked as a lifeguard at a pool for a few summers. said the niggers were lazy, never showed up to work but the boss was afraid to fire them because of muh raycism. and they still got paid the same as him. absolutely disgusting when you consider the amount of resources that get wasted on them and how much they hold america back.

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>>126129275

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Fresh from the oven boys

>>126129634
Nice.

>>126129275
very dank OC

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>>126129634
can you do this one

>>126129634
>Fresh from the oven boys
dig it

...Anonymous (ID: sMKqNKIA)
05/19/17(Fri)00:30:17 No.126129686
>>126129276 #
Yeah me and my friends would beat them up and set the flares off in the nigger's cars.
>>126129371 #
White areas in the city are nice

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>>126129634

>>126129793
this, make it say "check your keys, check your partner's keys" and have a pair of lips or something lewd

>>126129371 → This guy is welcome in the US of A any day in my book

bring some ak74 barrels while you're at it

>>126129470
Bro, Chicago is a shithole. I've been to Sofia, it is much, much nicer. Especially the women.

>>126129821
watching that kind of see where all the Autism comments are coming from. Still think they need to leave the kid alone though

>>126130010
I've been told that the ghettos in Toronto are worse than Chicago

>>126130100
Toronto has turned into a complete shithole
I doubt its worse then chicago though

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just in case you didnt see it in the last thread, i am not the type of dude who gets mad if you steal my Pepes, i created Count Pepe for all us Roberts, all of you who Robert style make something dank

>>126130010

Chicago is cool if you like grime and are ok with not going to the shitty parts.

>>126130086
I totally agree. At the same time he's only 10 and I did some stupid shit when I was 10. But whether he's autistic or not it doesn't matter

>>126129793
>instead of appreciating the OC he worked to make for all of us you immediately ask for, not only more oc, but your own request as well.

fucking leafs man.

>>126130100
ive heard anons say Toronto is ground zero for feminism/sjws and that the people there are more cold compared to other cities

>>126130100
No, Toronto is a lot better than Chicago. I'm not gloating. I travel a lot and will admit toronto is going downhill fast, but it is better than Chicago.

But Sofia is much nicer than both. I'd love to move to a city like that. European architecture, no niggers, beautiful women etc

>>126130362
Is that you leafbey? Shouldn't you be in the /balk thread harassing serbs?

>>126129275
>http://chitownmugshots.com/
2805 normal

>LAMRON

chief keef

>>126130505
Fuck is that?

>ex gf is distressed by breakup, got into dude's appt. to hurt herself, the dude's gun went missing around the same time so she may have it

caller's dick game was strong

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>>126129470
There are white areas all over but most are always in the process of being invaded. Pic related is Chicago.

>>126130689
dude just heard this

>>126129275
now they're chasing a stolen police car

WE GOT A RUNNER!!!! HIGH SPEED PURSUIT!

>>126130611
Bulgarian that lives inn Canada. He talks about Sofia all the time. I'm fairly certain you are him

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high speed pursuit
call MFP

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>>126129793

this one was hard, it's compression as a photo was poor but i tried to do what i could

>>126130914
You concluded that from one post? K.

>>126130689
Kek this is bad

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>>126130100

TorontoFag here.

Definitely have a few notorious ghettos, look up Regent Park or Jane and Finch if you want to get a slice of it.

Violence is nowhere near comparable though:

2016 Toronto had 69 Murders, which was considered very high.

2016 Chicago had 762 Murders

>>126131041
call the T-1000

>he was trying to light the garage on fire

>>126131094
awesome dude
totally love it

what do you look for in photos that are good to mod

>male running down street, tried to catch garage on fire, fire is rolling

>>126129275
Guy just lit someones garage on fire

If I wanted to be a cop, I'd move to a small white town. Fuck Chicago kek

>>126130914
>literal autism

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>trying to light the garage on fire

>>126131147
Jane and Fitch is poor, but not dangerous. At all. And I mean at all.

>>126131194
High quality, high megapixels and resolution. Something that is "source" so it's not compressed too much.

I'm hyped for the annual Memorial Massacre next week

>MALE WHITE
MALE WHITE

>male white with crutches just pulled a knife out then put it back in his pocket

???????

Also are the niggers still gassing themselves to death with indoor bbq parties

>>126131433
Probably homeless. Lots of homeless people carry a knife. I dealt with it constantly when i was a paramedic.

>>126131378
HAVING THE DAY OFF IS GREAT. I'm bbq'ing

>>126131313

Agreed. Definitely not an area you'd avoid if you needed to pass through.

>>126131094
very nice

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>Male black trying to buy drugs

Serious question: why would you want to be a cop in Chicago? Are you payed more than a cop in the Hamptons?

>>126131682
I don't know. City pride? I've only listened to this stream for 18 minutes and already I'm astonished. It's a complete and utter fucking zoo.

>>126131682
No, cops aren't payed much period. and its not like when you become an officer you can just pick whatever city you wanna work in lmao. these people where born and raised in chicago and cant/wont leave.

>>126131762
Niggers for you. You learn to just ignore them

>>126131682
>Serious question: why would you want to be a cop in Chicago? Are you payed more than a cop in the Hamptons?
no clue, there are more dangerous places to do the job, some of which pay very well, but a lot of chicago pd are probably 2nd, 3rd, 4th generation etc

>>126130197

These threads land the best OC. Really talented group.

I have been on these threads a about two months, seven nights a week and love it. Great group of regulars, or so it seems. As dumb as it sounds, I imagine us as one big comfy family with a dark sense of humor listening to chicago burn together. Dumb right? But where else on here do people wish each other a goodnight?

They're recovering a bike?

MOVING VIOLATIONS

>>126132004
https://copradar.com/tencodes/

https://copradar.com/tencodes/

https://copradar.com/tencodes/

>>126131850
how could you feasibly ignore this living there? I've lived in washington and arizona, never near anything like this

>woman stole gun possibly shot self
>car chase
>guy tries to catch garage on fire
>guy on crutches with a knife
>black male trying to buy drugs

>>126131682
>Are you payed more than a cop in the Hamptons?
Actually yes.
>Hamptons: $41,130 per year

>Chiraq: $72,040

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>>126131938
This anon gets it. Welcome to comfytown!

>>126132171
oh good lord booked for what

>>126132211
dope

>>126132089
It's just stupid nigger shit that for the most part stays in the nigger areas. It also happens all the time.

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>>126131938
very true i feel the same way Robert, we are all Roberts here

>>126132274
yeah that's pretty crazy. can't imagine it. fuck living in chicago.

>>126132171
I can't imagine how they caught this guy, kek.

>two (2) shots fired

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TWO
TWO SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

>>126132351
Shit happens in all major cities

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>>126132223
Alleged Violations/other charges

>>126132448
The girl sounded so relieved roberts wasn't dead.

>>126132448
sam henry adams got shot

>>126132463
>>126132274
>being this autistic'

quit larping like you know anything about chicago, its far far worse than most big cities. look up any of the stats.

>shot in the left shin

>>126132620
can't disagree, I'm sure to a degree it's in all major cities, but not like this.

>>126132620
Lived there for 20 years buddy. Shit happens in all major cities

>>126132620
>Implying you know any better

>>126132731
then you really must be retarded,
yes this does happen elsewhere, but not in nearly the same concentration or volume.

>>126132745
I do.

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gudd ebening dogberts :-DDDDD chegg your fuggig geys!

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>>126132402

>>126132895
I don't care if the niggers shoot themselves t.bh

>>126132952
Welcome bagg Roberd :DDD

>people throwing eggs

call of the male black: egg warfare

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>uh somethings going on on I-55
>people throwing eggs

>>126132895
>watching live video feeds around city

I AINT PAYIN FOR NO LUKE WARM
WHOPPA

>>126133955
>male at burger king refusing to pay

>>126133955
>>126134005
kek

>passenger waved their gun at them
>female too intoxicated to talk in SUV with 2 males
>marine unit needed to check out shrubs at river banks with spotlight
>noise on the beach

w-what are they planning

>shots fired in 10th district

How much do Chicago 911/Police Dispatchers make?

I do this job in a different, significantly less crime ridden city, and I am grossly overpaid to do it.

>shots fired from high powered weapon

nig warfare

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5 shots from high powered weapon

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FIVE!
FIVE SHOTS FROM A HIGH POWERED WEAPON!
AH AH AH

>>126134337
https://www.glassdoor.com/Salary/Chicago-Police-Department-Salaries-E106842.htm

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>>126134456
>>126134473
oh yes.

>THE TRAIN IS COMIN' THRU. MOVE OFF DA TRAX

>>126134478
Pretty good depending on what the taxes in Chicago are like

>>126134478
Unfortunately none of these job titles fit the standard one for the 911/Dispatch side of it.

But if the starting dispatcher/call taker in my area makes 50k, related to the starting officer pay of about 60-65k, then Ill just assume in relation their officer pay of 74k starting its in the 65k range for a starting call taker/dispatcher.

Also city job, so that level of pay + full benefits/pension.

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>the helicopter is down

imagine if you armed the Chicago male blacks with RPGs or Javelins like the US armed those Afghanis fighting Russian helicopters in the 80s

Weapons Qualifications?!

>>126134755
>imagine
If the MS-13/latin mafia shit spills over the border in a serious way, we won't have to imagine.

>>126134745
Also that number is base 40 hour a week pay. Its literally impossible to work in police work, either as an officer OR dispatch and not work between 8-16 hours of OT (at time and a half) a week, so the effective pay is 70k+ in my area for a starting Dispatcher.

>>126134745
not a bad guess. You may be right.

>>126134632
Too damn high on everything. Aside from the nogs, it will be the thing that finally drives me out of here. They probably have an Exit Tax too, just for good measure. Those fucking nigs gotta have dem programs and sheit.

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>>126134921
>thinking about the /cpd/ threads when that happens
>TWO! TWO HELICOPTERS SHOT DOWN! AH AH AH

>>126135079
I'm more looking forward to hearing NG or 82nd airborne units on the radio coordinating with CPD, kek.

>>126134921
I think that means you're playing by central American rules at that stage..

>No rules, no police response, super crooked cops.

If that happens, won't the smartest prevail? Basically, won't the burgers just chimp out and shoot back?

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>>126135210
I'll finally get a chance to countpost with this pic

>>126134967
If you can handle the mental toll (ie be semi-autistic and not let the emotional shit you hear on a daily basis get to you) and dont mind having little to no control over your schedule (there will be days you will be told 20 minutes before you leave that you're staying another 4 hours and have no say over it), its an absolute ace job to have.

Solid pay, usually dont need to have a degree or anything beyond a clean record to get the job , full benefits, and its meaningful work you can retire from at a relatively young age. Tough to beat if you dont have any significantly better options.

>>126135210
>we got a male black with a flame thrower at the Walgreens setting greeting cards on fire, demanding codeine, backup requested over

>3 victims
>trespasser

>>126135283
>law-abiding citizens in Chicago
>being able to shoot back
Chicago has California-tier gun laws. That is, not as bad as Australia but still pretty bad.

>>126135319
I will have to create a whole realm of new Count OC. it will be glorious. I may not survive it.

>>126135338
I bet it is. I'll stay on the sidelines and listen though. kek.

>>126135501
Rahm's cronies are trying to litigate gun stores out of business in the city right now. But as long as the gibs flow, they will stay in power.

>>126135501
Maybe I'm just a mad max (first two) fan, but I'd imagine a coach gun is just about all you'd need - in a Brazilian fevela style Chicago.

By the time ms13 are out in the open and not getting arrested, can't anyone just behave like them?

>Gangstas causing problems on my street, bashing people and shooting people. Cops never come, so I just shot them and then problem solved

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OP is heading to bed, Roberts. Stay comfy!

>more than 10 shots back and forth

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>MORE THAN TEN
>MORE THAN TEN SHOTS FIRED BACK AND FORTH
>AH AH AH

>male black checking car doors
>he's a big guy

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>a big guy

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>go away for 10 minutes
>miss the big guy

WATCH THOSE FUGGIN KEYS!!!!

>3 shots fired between gladdis and van buren

>2 shots fired

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>male white with tattoos on face in a wheelchair, knocking on window asking for cigarettes

>said she was abducted and got away
>carrying a baby and a backpack

>mugged by 3 females with a gun

>intoxicated male, very irate at CVS

>same person from richmond
>now he's calling in as the person with the gun
>same caller
???

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>>126140325
hopefully they won't combine into one mega-ratchet...

>female black 40 y/o having trouble breathing

chick needs a CPAP

>>126141302
Im fucking dying right now you gook. Great image

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>beating them up and taking their keys
fucking animals
can't a fella check his keys in peace?

is the ambulance taking fire?

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>>126147753
>is the ambulance taking fire?
fucking Male Black leave redRobert and geenRobert alone

5:45am
>good time for an arson

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good to see cpd return

>>126151984
>good to see cpd return
was looking at this one 30 seconds ago, dreaming of mee mee's vanilla ice cream

what's up brit/pol/ must undestand Robert better than most,
same checkerboard uniform design, same name (bobby!) I could only imagine the same feelings of betrayal by your gov, unarmed foot soldiers but armed support vans, etc

D U N K E N
O
N
U
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OH SHIT, we got a domestic with a kid

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>dunkin donuts

>black acura
>possible gun

Oh boy, a hit and run now