Rich Millennials Get Cucked by Music Festival

lol jesus, it looks like a fucking fema death camp from one of alex jones' fever dreams

sweet, a bag of chips

>>123115865
Does it have a ball pit?

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>>123115865
HAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!!!

I'd rather go to the Sandals place I think

This was their original video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5kY3RsmKo

>>123116211
so a repeat of dashcon

>>123115865
where can we observe and enjoy their disappointment, OP? You've provided none
it's like you're not even trying

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>>123115865

>((((MUSIC FESTIVALS)))))

DIE

NORMIE

SCUM

post a fucking link faggot OP

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>>123116757
Reports are still coming in as there isn't much wifi

>>123116961
>>123116961
My sides.

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>>123116961
Moar

>>123115865

> upgraded food

is that like activated almonds and such?

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I heard something about this on Sirius on one of the dance music channels. Wow. I didn't know it was this bad.

So these people booked tickets without even seeing where the island was or if it existed? And the housing stuff doesn't even specify the building type or amenities, that's like on the most basic 1990's style site for any hotel or tourist establishment in the Bahamas. Two seconds on Google shows there is no Fyre Cay but the festival was planned on Great Exuma island or one of its associated islands, allegedly owned by Pablo Escobar (no proof behind this claim though). This is like rich kid dashcon hahaha.

>>123115865
I wish you posted more of a story OP, I googled around and nothing too crazy, Everyone seems to expect they'll get ripped off

>>123115865
>music festival

ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahhaahhaahhahahaaahhahaahhahahahashahahahahahahahahahashjahahahahahahahahhaahahahbah

>>123115865
how much did these morons pay?

>>123115865

Who the fuck goes to a festival to sit in some house?

You go there to do a lot of drugs and pass out in a tent.

>>123117417
Tickets were listed from a couple thousand dollars to $20k+ EACH for bigger packages.

https://fyrefestival.com

>>123115865
>edm Jews outjewing raving jews
I always wanted to go to a edm festival but then, I realize it is ground zero for normie degeneracy. I am much happier going on a solo trip and get connected to the locals, maybe fuck a at along a way than (((raving))).

>>123117417
day pass is 4hundred bucks, the whole weekend thing including flights, room, etc is 4k

>>123117659
>>123117700

lol reked

>>123115865
This looks like some nigger-tier festival with nigger music for niggers.
At least when the Phish hippies do the beach fests in Mexico or wherever, they rent out resorts and shit.

>>123116655

If these people were so rich in the first place, why would they be booking tents?

Who are these pissed off? Need pics and age and info.

>>123115865
AHAHAHAH!!! Great. Really anything that rides these fucking self-entitled rich plebs is altright with me.

>>123115865


Blink just cancelled.

http://www.billboard.com/articles/business/7776282/blink-182-cancels-fyre-festival

no massage then?

https://fyrefestival.com/schedule

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lol, this shit was put on by ja rule

>>123116095
fpbp

>>123118492
Who?

>>123118320
"An article earlier this month in the Wall Street Journal said that as of late March, "Some artists still hadn’t been paid what they were owed based on the terms of their contracts," although "the event’s promoters in recent days made progress in catching up with payments, and in some cases have paid acts in full."

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>>123118669

>>123118107
Glamping, nigga. Actually, a lot of the credible fests have VIP packages for the lazy and/or rich fucks to show up and have a nice tent with all the amenities set up for them already, so they don't have to bring any gear or do any work to set it up. Even a couple of venues like The Gorge in Washington offer that. So I guess season fest vets would expect the same level of "luxury".
Unfortunately, there are a lot of really unscrupulous fly-by-night promoter wannabes who have no problem taking tons of money and then disappearing without delivering a good festival or paying the vendors or the bands. The whole scene attracts a shady element anyway, due to all of the drugs and degeneracy.

>EDM

I am totally and genuinely surprised.

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>>123115865
>MILLENNIALS BTFO

WOuld literally give anything to be put back in camp Q at bonnaroo. we wuz kangz and stayed lit. fyre is going to be an absolute disaster

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>>123116655
BLACKED festival

All that Burning Man rich kid dollars was too much of a temptation.

Good. Fuk em.

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LOL someone just posted this

>>123118492
Let's ask what Ja Rule thinks about this

>>123120212
this is how they are giving people their luggage

>>123120212
>ayo we'll give you $100, food, a tent, and all the white bitches you can fuck
>whatever you steal is yours just don't get caught

>>123120212
>none of them have makeup
kek

they didnt get to prepare for anything

>>123120608
they've all been sitting on a beach getting rained on all day waiting for the tents and amenities to get set up. lol

>>123120212
THEY'RE GETTING THE REFUGEE EXPERIENCE THEY ALL WANTED! AAAHAHAHAHAHHA

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>>123120212
kek - looks like an actual fema camp

>>123120212
Why is Rammstein handing out luggage?

>>123120821
Like, oh my god Becky, I totally get the traumatic plight of the Syrians now! We should totally let in all the muslims because not having amenities is like totally inhumane and stuff.

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https://twitter.com/FyreFraud/status/857660012122058752

>>123120212
WE WUZ REFUGEEZ N SHIT

>>123121181
>conning rich white people that pay top dollar for nigger music into living like refugees
wtf I love Ja Rule now

>faggots on an island

Where is Saint Anders when we need him????

>>123121181
My god, it looks like the type of place that would have a designated shitting beach.

>>123121362
is Mr Rule /ourguy/ now?

>>123115865
so it's like scooby doo

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>>123116095
glorious

>>123120212
jesus it really does look like a fema death camp

What if the cartels plan to kidnap them all and hold them for ransom?

>>123115865
I hope at least the drugs are good. They're gonna need them.

jfc just go to edc lmao

>>123121181
>https://twitter.com/FyreFraud/status/857660012122058752
fuck, that twitter acc is nice

Who the fuck doesn't set up the tents the day before?
FFS that's terrible organisation

>>123121181
Lmao looks like a refugee camp in Turkey.

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It's not like they can just leave either, they're stuck on some fucking Island.

Holy fuck this is golden

>>123122007
People who stack mattresses in the dirt and leave them out in the rain

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kek

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>>123116095
>alex jones' fever dreams

Top Fucking Kek

>>123116655
Hhaha fucking stupid normies fall for this shit.

>>123116655
>once owned by pablo escobar
wtf i love cocaine now

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>>123122217
It's literally a fema camp

>>123122217

>www.relieftents.com/

Double kek

>>123116655
This was aimed towards women so hard.

>A new and exciting place to spend daddy's money.

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This is the best way to start the morning, I'll be riding this good feeling for the rest of the day lads.

>>123116961
Can you imagine the Millenials getting drafted to fight a war? They'd lose. Badly.

>>123117902
It is co-founded by a has-been cRapper and some literally who entrepreneur born in the early 90's.

>>123116095
FPBP

,,But wait, there's more! Fyre Cay also holds more than $1 million worth of treasure, which we'd like to think was hidden by the Instamodels themselves, Easter egg-style. Like, Hadid probably buried a pair Made Gold jeans and a gift card to Rubirosa underneath a palm tree or something. So if you find yourself bored in between musical acts — which also poses the question, will there be wi-fi? — explore the island and dig for gold, jewels or maybe a hidden immunity idol. "Join us. It's Lit," says an actual sentence on Fyre Festival's website."
http://fashionista.com/2016/12/fyre-festival-models-2017?0376
HAHAHAHGAHAHA

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>>123122650
im dying, this is amazing.

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>>123122650
Its real

>>123117902
say what you will about hippies, they can build a damned yurt.

HOW MUCH DID TICKETS COST?

I NEED TO PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVE

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>>123122887
I'd go for Ja himself. 90s nostalgia is bif right now anyway.

>>123123273
See >>123117700

>>123123015
That's genius.
>We tried to give you a million dollars in treasure but you never found it. sorry.

>>123116961
Hahahahahah oh thats some good schadenfreude right there

>>123122217
Was just about to post this, kek

>>123123273
>http://fashionista.com/2016/12/fyre-festival-models-2017?0376

>As for prices, this festival does not come cheap. Packages start at $1,500, which covers the flight from Miami to Fyre Cay, ticketed admission, meals and hospitality.

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This is fucking hilarious, how will normies ever recover?

>>123123412

FOUR THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>123123273
450 USD per day
No tent

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What did (((they))) mean by this

>>123119084
who says rappers arnt the poets of the modern age

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We Hotel California now!!

Anyone here want to set up a /pol/ village at The Gathering of the Juggalos this year?

>>123123563
Don't forget the 50 dollar processing fee, goy

>>123116655
lel

Is there anything more degenerate than normies who spend all their time and money to go to these "music festivals?"

>>123116655
>the Best food
>in the Bahamas
Hope you like conch..

>>123116655
Your music festival is probably getting off on the wrong foot if you don't even list who's playing in the ad. What an empty lifestyle

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>>123124071
>mfw my sister is one of these degenerates

>>123123946

I would rather slit my scrotum

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>>123123946
fucking kek. recruit cannon fodder and grenade divers for the meme war.

>>123123244
Festivals make sense for them. They want to do a camping trip with no showering and roll around in the mud and shit, so everything works out for them ok.

>>123124071

I go to them sometimes. There very different in the UK though. Not as pretentious and way more of a laugh. With mates it's really fucking fun.

Its worse than fema cus atleast they keep the matress dry

>>123116655
Stupid music festival people deserve to get scammed.

>>123122217
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A refugee camp for rich whites thats amazing

>>123116655
>An island once owned by pablo escobar
Normies eat this shit up

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>>123124314
time for an honor killing, anon. or your family's name will be shamed. inshallah.

>>123115865

so, who cares

are you this bored

https://twitter.com/blink182/status/857672382051373056/photo/1
My sides

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>>123122217
>Mfw a bunch of rich little shits spent good amount of money for tents that we only used for refugees because, they are cheap
Those tents are fucking horrid to the point we never had personnel use them in humid climates because, they reak of plastic and other disgusting smells.

>>123121181
That's sketchy as fuck.

>>123124949
>artist are dropping
wow the people that bought tickets sure got fucked

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>>123116095
>>123121043
>>123121819
>>123122635
>>123124441

Confirmed.

"emergency disaster relief tents"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

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KEK
https://twitter.com/FyreFraud/status/857017763235332096

>>123125171
aah dude this is so funny!!hahahah

>>123125171
HAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD
MY SIDES ARE OFFICIALLY IN ORBIT

>>123121968
My question is how would they sneak in drugs? You have to fly to get there no? And please don't say they stuff it up their ass, that has to be a meme and they probably would still get caught

>>123123946
i went last year and had a killer time; i would definitely do it again.
whoop whoop, ninjas.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/

CHECK IT OUT

PEOPLE ARE LIVE REPORTING

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>The cheapest price package is $12,499 per person

>12,500 to live like a refugee on an island for a weekend

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>>123123736
Weekend pass is $1k, and this is the VIP pass, i didn't see what you get for the extra money.

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>NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED

>>123125399
>rum& coke costs $14 a person
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit, is this why they trapped them on a deserted island? So they'd pay anything for a drink?

>>123125615
You get more events or something.
The fee scalates with each package. Curious.

>>123125575
You assume that they'll get off the island :^)

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>>123125171
>>123125204
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get fucked normalfags. Roleplaying nazi weebs get the last laugh again.

>>123121181
Hilarious. They are actual FEMA tents.

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>>123125399
>they grounded the planes

Holy fuck is this real?

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>>123125671
oh my fuck.

>>123124314
what's it like knowing your sister gets high as fuck and has sex with random strangers?

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>VIP chips awaited us on the plane (older 737 in 3-3 config)

>>123124071

I used to go to Coachella Fest yearly. That was when I lived in the Coachella Valley though, so it's not like I had to pay traveling fees and shit.

It was fun, but after the fourth year it got old.

>>123125772
the VIP tickets are probably quite a bit heavier so require extra processing

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>inb4 this was all a trap to lure millennials into a concentration camp

>>123125988
This has to be a joke.

Why would they even give them chips? I mean going without anything would be better than a bag of crappy lays.

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>[–]fdub51 2 points 10 hours ago

>You're just gonna not go? Haha come on

>>123116655
it's the music festival of that juicer that opens capri suns for you

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This sounds like a fucking scheme to trap people in an island and gun them all down. Is this Anders 2.0 shit guys....

>>123125399
holy fuck that's delicious

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>>123123946
Are there any Antifa Juggalos? If not, it might be a brilliant place to meet up and hatch plots under the cover of clown paint and Faygo.
As absolutely shitty as the music is, the festival itself is still better managed and operated than this Frye fest. Whoop whoop!

>>123126165
>80% dudes
>half the women are already accounted for

NICE

>>123126165
this is one of those situations when it's ok to say "fuck white people"

Wait, blink 182 was going to play?
I thought they haven't been popular for over ten years.

You know what, I'm fine with this. As long as the con artists don't get away with it in the end.

>>123126382
A nigger organized it

>>123122887
>cRapper

i get your point but maybe leave the borat tier puns in 2005 where they belong

>>123126202
k
keep me posted

>>123126382
But the whole thing was organized by black people

>>123126165
The look on that guy in the front row is enough for me.

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>Sorry, the party is in another island.
>And you have to pay.

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>roasties and chas are getting BTFO

I'M HARD

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>>123125988

"VIP chips"
>my fucking sides

>>123123123

>>123120280

WHERES JAH

We were on the 12:10 flight here from Miami. It was a standard 3x3 plane- they gave out chips and soda.
Upon arriving we went through customs and boarded a ramshackle bus and they dropped us off at some beach bar and grill. We have not seen the festival- hence why no one is posting pics. We are all posted up here until they take us there.
They are giving out free rosè.

Ok! Sorry for the delay. Here is what has happened since we arrived:
Tents are up! Those in duos they literally said- go pick a tent- zero assignment. So I picked a random tent and dropped my shit
There are NO pillows
Beds look comfy, tents are as expected for a plastic dome. Real beds, sheets, towels and a few sparse furnishings. When we got here you could grab whatever you wanted as far as sleeping bags, tents, and towels went.
Do not let them take your suitcase at check in- getting mine was a fucking hassle. They transport luggage in shipping containers with no rhyme or reason.
Bathrooms- clean! I took a shower (women's) and the water wAs warm and plentiful.
Drinks- rum& coke costs $14 a person
If you are not here yet
Bring a flashlight - no actual lights in tents Bring a pillow
Chill out/ it's could be worse
Oh- tents have carpeted floor and are not blown away :)

>>123124071
Well, yeah. Pretty much every Pride festival. Mardi Gras. Folks who think 3 year olds can choose their gender.
Music fests are still pretty degenerate though from all the drugs and the scumbags that hustle and live at the things.

>>123115865
I thought it was a rapefugee shelter before I read your post.

>>123126460
>>123126507
but these dumb fucks fell for this shit

FEMA RAVE!!!

>>123116655
Holy shit the people that came up with this are geniuses.

I need to think of a way to do something similar to this.

>>123124949
They figured out they weren't going to get paid.

>>123125671
No fucking way.

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lmao at this

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These festivals are always pure degeneracy, hopefully things get worse kek.

Maybe a plane or two goes down....

>>123126643

>They're impressed by a clean, standard campsite

wew

>>123126643
>Going to a party island
>They give you chips and soda, not alcohol
>You can get alcohol and a real meal for free when traveling economy a short distance in Australia, provided you don't buy a ticket from the absolute cheapest airline

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>>123116961

why do I feel like this is going to end like jonestown

>>123126165
Look like typical Migos fans kek

>>123125346
You're not going to get caught if its up your bum. But then you've got drugs up your bum.

https://twitter.com/itstahnee/status/857774152295559168

>>123127008
>Drinks- rum& coke costs $14 a person

>>123125346
I'm sure the locals are probably well-stocked and prepared, as they'd have to know it's an absolute gold mine. That might be the only thing they get right on this fest.

>>123126079
TOPKEK

>>123116961
KEK, hardly any Wi-Fi, this is completely hilarious

>>123119137
>attracts a shady element anyway, due to all of the drugs and degeneracy

Well, yeah. These people don't know that they are perpetually under the influence of some sort of toxin and make irrational decisions all the time.
That's the nature of our society these days, especially with all the prescription drugs being dished out.

>>123125988
>vip chips
>original Lay's
this has to be satire

>>123122863
who do you think fought Iraq and afhganistan tard boomer? You are the generation that needs to be put down.

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Ja Rule's reddit account

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>>123126744
>white people in 2017 are getting jewed by niggers

CUMSKINS BTFO

>>123126079
thats how we do it.

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>>123116655
>people probably died in horrible accident there
>now it's just a background for selling drinks and sluts
I can't be the only one triggered here.

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See you on the island

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>>123125671
holy shit

I hope these emotionally stunted decadent normie trash have the worst weekend of their life and rethink their stupid lives

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>>123115865
>was on a bus trip like this once
>promised red pills
>got bite sized three musketeers and muffin stumps instead
>trip went all night
>chest really itchy
>had to take a cab back to the city

>>123127124
lol fuck these people.

>>123126165
JUST

>>123123273
1500 entry level for the 2 day thing all expenses inlcluded

>>123127470
>that pic
muh thalassophobia

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>>123125988
>>123126165

>>123127124
what the actual fuck

>>123127008
>You can get alcohol and a real meal for free when traveling economy a short distance in Australia, provided you don't buy a ticket from the absolute cheapest airline

American flights suck compared to any international I've been on. You get half a soda and a bag of peanuts usually on flights in the US. Our Airlines cuck us.

>>123117659
That lineup is absolute fucking TRASH. These rich, custy faggots got everything they deserve.

>t.jam cruise masterrace

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>>123126079
Genius. Now we know how to rid America of the commie scourge. Let's plan a DIY fest in Cuba and make them pay us for their removal.

>>123127288
>paying 4k
>expecting to be catered to like some rich person

>>123127256
if i had billions of dollars i'd waste em all on tricking yuppies into satirically inconvenient situations. a sort of massive red-pill kabuki theatre.

>>123127257
>who do you think fought Iraq and afhganistan
No wonder they lost both wars.

You guys are mean. There might be some autiste who are going there to be social and meet chicks. Not bad people.

>>123127622
>>123127008
they're on a chartered flight not an airline

>>123127668
>Battle royale island

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>I'm slaving away trying to build a business, and these assholes are making millions scamming millennials out of their trust fund bux

>>123127668
KEK

I fucking love this shit

>>123119137
The gorge is an amazing experience.

Seeing Tool in June. Seen many awesome bands

http://imgur.com/a/VOday

L U X U R Y

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>>123127772
Good. I hope he gets herpes.

>>123127817

You know what to do

>>123116655
>>123115865
HA! Anyone dumb enough to fall for an add with hot chicks in every fucking frame deserves this.

Also why would "owned by pablo escabar" appeal to anyone other than drug addicts?

on another note though
>privately owned
That is blatant false advertisement

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The FEMA tents at the festival even look a bit comfy. Its good to now for future reference.

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>>123127869
TOP KEK

A FUCKING REFUGEE SHELTER

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>>123125171
>>123116095
FEMADEATH CAMP IS REAL AND HAS BEEN DISCOVERED ON FRYE!

ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT!

>>123127817

If I knew how to be a blackguard scamming jackal I fucking would in a heartbeat.

>>123117659
>>123117700
>>123123541


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

* breaths in *

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>123127124
>LOL LET'S BLAME IT ON TRUMP
????

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>They could have spent the 20k+ to go overseas for a year and learn another language
>Instead they spent it on a weekend of being sober, sleeping in tents and suffering from massive regret

>>123127499
I'm certainly comfy sitting in my underwear with a cold bear. Normie trash are being charged $14 for a drink

>Niggers notice white millenials are incredibly dumb, vapid, and gullible
>Plan a music festival on an island and hype the shit out of it on IG and Twitter
>Hundreds of rich white trust fund kiddos take the b8
>The resort actually looks like a FEMA camp
>No alcohol allowed unless it's overpriced shit from their own bar
>Chads and Staceys BTFO

Get fucked, normalfags. You have to be a special kind of stupid if niggers can scam you successfully.We are literally witnessing Dashcon 2.0 in real time.

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>>123127718
The US Embassy? It must be pretty fucked then

>>123128029
ballpit tier

>>123127124
Genius pilot; making a lighthearted joke to keep moods from getting even worse.

>>123125346
>that has to be a meme

are you truly that sheltered?

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vice reporter asking for pol's input

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>This entire thread

I'm dying

Question for you /pol/ users: would you feel genuinely kinda bad for these people if they ended up getting gunned down by some Anders?

>>123125671
haha, every drop of alcohol you consume will be purchased through the organizer fucking you hard

any rapes or murders yet?

>>123128244
14$, what a great deal

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>music festivals are for degenerate normies who "admire " music made on fucking laptops

Get a fucking life and make sure your it doesn't involve 4chan

GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHAN FUCKING REDDIT NORMIE SCUM!!!!

>>123128194
No

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>>123128029

>>123127668
>>123127861
fucking kek
>>123127817
>calling someone an asshole for executing a brilliant business strategy
You're never gonna make it at this rate

>>123126171
exactly

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>>123123081
ITS
REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

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>>123128194
No

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>>123128194
Do you really want an answer?

>>123126202
Someone just posted something to their subreddit about trying to contact a US Embassy and being unable to. lmao
This is fucking awesome.

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NO REFUNDS

>>123127869
FEMA
E
M
A

>>123127668
I would never steal another man's property. If there were only Europeans in the world, we wouldn't need lockers.

>>123117700
>4k

Nice.

>>123127869
>$20 Ikea table
>no pillows
kek fuck that dumb table

>>123115865

shit doesn't even look that bad from what's on leddit. It's just a bunch of spoiled rich kids and normies maxing out their credit cards for pho luxury are pussies

>>123128194

I feel bad that they aren't.

>>123116095
That's what popped into my mind when I saw them too.

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normies BTFO!!!

>>123128444
Meat is bad! The is a vegetarian festival. PLUR on brother.

>>123128085

Not even overseas study just a top tier vacation in general. This wasn't some well established thing like burning man or South by Southwest (let alone a south by southwest trip would be what, a few hundred if you were frugal) but a flash in the pan and these spoiled idiots fell for it.

>>123128428
That's neither cheese nor bread. At least it's decent salad.

>>123127869
WE REFUGEE NOW

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https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/
this is almost too perfect.

these vapid playheads paid up to 12k to sit in refugee tents on a windy, sketchy island with no alcohol in the hopes of seeing Ja Rule and blink 182 and blink fucking BAILED.

this is literally the Altamont Concert of our generation. in a few hours these cunts are ingesting redpills like it was Jonestown 2.0

time to hit that subreddit and radicalize these halfwits. the millennium is cancelled, kids. we alt reich now!

>>123127952
kek just by looking at the pic you can see that they are utter shit

>>123127719
it would be worth it.

>>123127977
KEK CONFIRMS DEATH CAMP!

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>>123128381

Why are we laughing at these people?

>>123125988
No VIP slim jim to go with it?

Fuckin RIP OFF

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BREAD AND FUCKIN CHEESE

HAHAHAHAHAH

>>123116095
/thread

>>123115865
jews?

>>123127635
It says g.o.o.d. music is going to be there but which fucking associates from g.O.o.d music? There's like 20 people in good music lmfao absolute horrible organization

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>>123128428
I can't fucking laugh any harder than I'm already doing! Holy fuck....where's the ball pool and bouncy house next?!

>>123128428
>>123128643
AHAHAHAHA, MILLENIALS GETTING A TINY TASTE OF COMMUNISM

>>123128194
Who do I GoFundMe to make this happen?

can't believe I almost went to one of these festivals once...

>>123128585
>Germans
>even knowing what a salad is.

>>123128623
Chad and Stacy must suffer!

>>123128068
according to that #fyrefraud twitter they were selling $12000 packages

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literally tumblrcon 2.0

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>>123127124
kek, Christmas is canceled this year kids!

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Who wants a Fyre® Yatch

>>123116664
Ballpit is closed

>>123128194

no

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>>123127668

Someone send isis the coordinates

>>123128428
So thats what upscale dining looks like

>>123116655
>once owned by pablo escobar

Only millenials fall for this shit

>>123116211
laughed hard

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>>123128664
if the Jews actually pulled this off I would actually gain respect for them.

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>>123128796
We've got the best salad.

>>123127718
There doomed lolllll

>>123128194
no that would make it even better.

>>123127828
Fred?

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https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680a2m/situation_update_fromm_firefestival/

>update from festival
>we bought the rum for 14 a pop but they spiked the prices due to high demand to 22 a pop
>22 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR RUM AND COKE

>spoiled kids btfo
And?

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>>123116655
It's like a real estate ad where they only show "location shots" of the nice things in the suburb. You know the actual property is going to be shit.

http://www.billboard.com/articles/business/7776282/blink-182-cancels-fyre-festival

Headliners quit

Its ded

>>123128985

Carrots, cucumbers, and Turkish yogurt sauce?

>>123128971
nah, jews know business, this is just niggers fucking up

>>123128897
>100,000$ pre-order a yacht

>>123129107
That better be actual cocaine in that rum.

>>123125346
Private plane

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>>123128897
Here's your Fyre® Yacht, senpai.

>>123117486
No, that's how festivals USED to be.

Now they have VIP areas, seating areas to watch the shows without getting muddy, pre-set up luxury tents with staff to clean/bring you food, etc etc

'Music festivals' died fucking years ago

>>123128643
>It's literally american singles

This is a fucking gem.

>>123116655
Is this a cut scene from Forza Horizon 3?

>>123128428
Kek prison food.

>>123129107
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>123129223
Looks comfy.

>>123127719
im literally dying right now

>>123129175
Mayo, pickles, bologna

>>123129175
>Carrots
Mate, it's Germany. Salads need to be at least 50% meat.