Dashcon 2.0 Thread 3 - 22$ per drink Edition

please let there be rape

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>Just got kicked out of my tent, "security" is starting to round up people and moving us away from the main setup

>Shit is tense, no word from anyone. Me and about 50 other people are being put out. Security doesn't seem to speak English great and have guns and are starting to ask for ID for no reason. Getting worried will update when I can

https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680ihu/just_got_kicked_out_of_my_tent_security_is/

welcome to JA RULES CONCENTRATION CAMP

FEMA DEATH CAMPS WHEN

Someone make a compilation holy shit

when you get raped in the Bahamas you get raped in real life

>pay $1000+
>get kraft cheese with la butter non
>get no toilets
>walk in piss
>get sandbugged
>freeze in tent

>>123135492
https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680ihu/just_got_kicked_out_of_my_tent_security_is/
I'm calling it now, some kid is going to get shot by nog police.

>Its fucked up on the other side of the island. Someone burned his tent and a group of people raided the bar, the barman fled and the guys who raided are giving the alcohol for free to the other people here

>Ja Rule's Bahamian FEMA concentration camp

Is there any doubt we are living in the most based of timelines?

fuckin hell I have a job interview today and should sleep but this is too funny to read about it in real time

How can we be sure these reddit comments are not just trolls? I wish someone would make a stream but the internet there isn't good enough I guess.

>kicked out of plane

https://twitter.com/ricksilva227/status/857788705486065664

Jesus christ someones going to die.

Is there a ball pit?

>>123135517
New comment from same person just moments ago:

>people are starting to shout and get angry and shit is getting tense. my anxiety is really kicking in bad and I need to leave but they wont let us

lel

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>yfw Ja Rule shows up on a helicopter offering free rides out of the island

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>WANT TO LEAVE BUT THEY WONT LET US
>WANT TO LEAVE BUT THEY WONT LET US
>WANT TO LEAVE BUT THEY WONT LET US
>WANT TO LEAVE BUT THEY WONT LET US

>>123135653
Are you me

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the early warning

>>123135517
>guns

lol y tho

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When are we getting a real hunger games bros

>>123135675

>how do i weapons?

>>123135675
>Passport is missing
>OH NO SOMEONE STOLE MY PHONE

Is this eugenics?

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>>123135659
Most can be proved by twitter screens

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>>123135675
>does anyone know how to make weapons?

Jesus christ its lord of the flies.

>tfw you pay thousands of dollars to sleep in piss and sand fleas.

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>>123135309

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>/pol/ still hasn't come up with a proper name for this happening

Well /pol/?

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the consolation prize

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>>123135675
>Does anyone know how to make weapons.

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>>123135730
That can't be real. That's just your average british toast sandwich.

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the contrast

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTaYcziAYJ5/

>>123135309
From the tyre sub plebbit-

>we dont understand what mowst of these organisers are tsaying whent hey are talking to us but they speak way ghetto like i mean wtf

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>>123135899
it's a joke referring to this

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the kitchen

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SHIT'S GOING DOWN

Fire up those twitters lads. Lets start rumors of cannibalism.
#fyrefestival

>>123135882
FEMAFestival

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My sides please. Oh lordy give me strength PRAISE KEK!

>>123136033
>>123136031

>nigger cuisine

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Calling it now.

There was never a "Festival" and this is all a scam to ransom off kidnapped rich kids to their folks.

>>123136038
>TFW pay $10,000 to become sex slave

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crashing this plane... with no survivors

>>123135882
Dumpster Fyre

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>>123135675

>no passport
>literally won't be allowed to leave
>is worried about their phone

>>123135882

Ja Rules of Nature

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>>123136103

>mfw mass ransoming of rich kids

Night of 1000 rapes

Light was the skin of these rakes

Security English they didn't spake

A woman it was bad to be at so late

>>123136038
>getfuktantifacucks

stop making fake threads you retards

i want to see whats actually happening outside of the disinfo

>>123136038

>getfuktantifacucks

>People are now leaving Fyre Fest in droves. #fyre #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/gDsYBlh4pY

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from one of ours

>>123136038
Like the other guy said in the last thread, this festival is Somali pirate tier.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BTaYcziAYJ5/

>for your safety, we cant let you go there

TOP KEK

>>123135882
Coasheeeit

>>123136166
Amazing gif for an amazing happening

I always thought Ja Rule looked like Jiminey Cricket.
>Blink 182
>Ja Rule
The fuck was this festival? Time machine to 2001/2002?

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>>123135882

The Ja-rulags?
Julags?
FEMA festival?

Fuck I don't know.

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This is the guy that is running the event. Everyone there is fucked.

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>>123135675
Is it bad that I have zero sympathy for any of these privileged cucks?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>123136038
are these posts real or just you guys trolling?

Someone needs to pretend to be an attorney and start collecting names/identities of the degenerates

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This just gets better and better! https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680jdy/some_people_are_having_a_full_out_brawl_right_now/

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HAHAHAHAHA

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>>123135982

>be pilot
>receive grim information for these young kids
>it's sucky but I gotta tell 'em
>get out of my chair and into the passenger's row
>break the news
>every fucking douchy white kid has their phone in the air instead of looking at me apprehensively

>>123136038
>username
no need to false flag, this is a disaster all on its own

Fyrekenau

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luxury accommodations at Ja-rule's concentration camp for rich millennials

If I were Ja Rule I'd be using that money to disappear as quick as possible before people start disappearing.

>>123135309
So many fresh redpills being distributed to the masses.

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>>123135675
>Does anyone know how to make weapons?
Mad Max: Ghetto Island

>>123135309
so how many pretty rich millennial white girls are going to get raped by ghetto nigs and then disappear into sex slavery taking bets now

>>123135675
nice, more believable than the bait i read here tbqh

>>123136321
>1488

>>123135309

THIS JUST IN: JA RULE SPOTTED LEAVING THE ISLAND WITH SEVERAL LARGE CASES FULL OF CASH ON A PRIVATE JET. RUMOURED HE WAS MUTTERING ABOUT YAKUB AND THE KANGZ AS HE RAN ACROSS THE TARMAC FROM REPORTERS.

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>>123135822
>>123135675

>>123135309
how do people have the balls (and no brains) enough to pull off such a public scam when the internet exists?

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>>123136394
where's katniss when you need her?

>>123136038
>getfuktantifacunts

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>Its fucked up on the other side of the island. Someone burned his tent and a group of people raided the bar, the barman fled and the guys who raided are giving the alcohol for free to the other people here

>>123135675
Let's get some cash together and buy some qt slaves to rape for eternity

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>Ja Rules rhymes with "The Jews"
It's almost poetic

>>123135517
> Security doesn't seem to speak English great and have guns and are starting to ask for ID for no reason.

FIRST BODY WHEN?

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>>123136306
>>123136199
>>123136211
>>123136563

Sorry I didn't check the username when I screencapped
>mfw getting trolled on reddit by /pol/acks

>>123135767

truest form of anarcho-capitalism

>>123135517
>inb4 massive check-your-privildge perfomance piece

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https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/64u0hu/fyre_festival_is_sketchy/

>>123136626
>leaving in droves
To where? The planes are grounded

>>123135813
>A bunch of rich millennial kids fighting it out for those sweet VIP chips and kraft singles

>>123135309
SOMEBODY GET TRUMP TO SEND IN SEAL TEAM 6!!!!!

then force them to wear MAGA hats before they are allowed to get on the planes back home

How many people are we talking about? 1k or like 20k?

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>>123136626
DON'T GO ON THE BUS THEY'RE TAKING YOU TO THE SECRET CAMPS

>post yfw this was just a prank

Alright, how many people were tricked? Like, how did so many people fall for it and get scammed? I can only guess it's nigger worshiping white millennial Hillary Clinton supporters.

I hope Sam Hyde does something about all of this.

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DON'T FALL FOR THE "FREE SHOWERS"!!!

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>In less than 24 hours the first annual fyrefestival begins

HUNGER GAMES CONFIRMED

>>123136626
>leaving
>on an island the size of a footprint

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>>123136109
Oh yessss

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>>123136199
this is literally epic happening tier. it's so good i want less trolling so there's accurate truth to kek at.

but rumours of girls offering sex for better conditions would generate lols too.

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>>123135675
>yfw this becomes the first annual hungergames

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>>123136170
top kek

This shit is hilarious

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whoever is behind this ruse is quite good

>>123135730
Are they using Soylent Green? Tell me they're using Soylent Green.

>>123135309
I love seeing naive rich kids get swindled.

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>>123136820
>>123136836

>>123135309
>elevated amenities = a plastic little table

hahaha

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>>123135309
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1493347294674.png

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when does the gassing begin

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Fuhrer Ja Rule's mark of the millennial jew

>>123136795
Free bukkake showers.

>>123136772
eh, facebook isn't reliable but its what I could find

>>123136523
>no brains

They're gonna get away with it, though

>>123136820

SACRIFICE THE NORMIES TO THE FIRE GOD FEK

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>>123137009

>>123135659
i certainly know i'm on there trolling right now so...

>>123136835
>girls
Have you seen the pics of the planes?
If you lined up all the cocks that landed there today you could circle the island

>>123135882
Laysgate

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>>123136998

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>yfw this inevitably turns into ancap vs anti-fa

>>123136991
fucking clipboard, meant to post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqEq6uyPuU8

>>123136038
GUYS I DONT THINK THESE ARE LEGITIMATE WALLET INSPECTORS

Stupid kids deserve what they get.

>>123135659
its a bit of both and they are now stuck in a feedback loop, thats why is fun, relax

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God-damn so glad I paused fapping for these threads.

>>123135982
Someone call this number and ask why they're collecting white people on an island with no food

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KEKED

>>123137265
that can't be real

>>123136626
>Getting on a bus being driven by a non English speaking locals when the planes are grounded

Doesn't get more Darwin than this.

>>123135882
FEMAcon

>>123136523
File bankruptcy, they won't pay a penny, the money will be hidden somewhere. The millennial cucks won't bother taking it to court because legal fees will cost them more than they'll get back. They've just been DAS RITE'D.

>>123135746
LITERALLY SHAKING

>>123136626
Shit reminds of when Best Korea forced the western reporters on the bus the other week.

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>>123136820
>annual

Ja Rule's ride never ends

>>123137265
4u

>>123137265
They're running a train.

>all the LARPing on the reddit page

you're ruining the fun you stupid faggots

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>>123137291
Love me some dysentery.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please board the bus. There has been a mistake with your lodgings and the quality of your hospice. You will be moved to a new facility that will..properly accommodate you for your....activities.

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>>123137180

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>>123137265
>leaving your girlfriend with strangers on foreign soil

You asked for it.

>>123137265
wonder what the biddings at right now

>>123136306
some of them are obvious fakes, others less so. pretty sure the tent burning is legit, not so sure about missing passport/phone, kinda doubt security kidnapping people.
i want to see this turn into Rust with various factions forming. maybe even the Great Bean Wars of The South Coast from the DayZ mod.

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>>123136103

Self reply but- Come to think of it... If you look up Ja Rules "Show schedule" It shows a tour that doesn't even mention this even and he performs pretty early in may- Making his presence here almost impossible.

Has anyone -seen- Ja Rule supposedly at this place yet? Since all the "staff" seem to not speak english.

And if he's the one supposedly running the show... Well...

I think they just got baited by the most irrelevant celeb that somalian pirates could think of off the top of their heads.

Also more interesting info for /pol/stars.

>Also backed by Billy Mcfarland

http://whogavethemmoney.com/2014/07/26/magnises-is-marketing-lies/

http://dujour.com/lifestyle/billy-mcfarland-magnises-credit-card/

https://www.yelp.com/biz/magnises-townhouse-new-york

Seems like this guy is no stranger to ripping off Generation Y

>>123137265
Her asshole is getting culturally enriched.

>>123135882
COACH HELL-A

>>123137265
He should be happy his girfriend is being made to embrace multiculturalism.

My sides are in a new plane of existence. What a fucking epic night, this is much better than any Berkeley protest. This will live in the history of /pol/ as ja rules FEMA death camp experience

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>>123137386
This, you're going to ruin one of our only ways to see what's happening

Faggots

>>123137265
>guy's account shows him browsing SSMB and PC building

clearly some dumb /pol/ack you retards

>>123137265
I want to believe.

>>123137265
>big guy
>dude's profile is full of smash bros shit
That's not real.

>>123137485
kek

LIVE

VIDEO

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1YqKDwvLzVYxV?q=+Fyre

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>>123137265
>Big Guy

Is Ja Rule even relevant anymore?

>>123135730
>oey vey goyim, would you like a whole grain gmo free BBB sandwhich?

>BBB?

>bread, bread, and bread, goyim.

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>>123137265

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HAHAHAHA

SOMEONE, ANYONE, HELP ME UNDERSTAND THIS

WHERE IS JA
H
E
R
E

I
S

J
A

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1YqKDwvLzVYxV?q=+Fyre

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1YqKDwvLzVYxV?q=+Fyre

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1YqKDwvLzVYxV?q=+Fyre

LIVE PERISCOPE

Wait, did the bands that are supposed to play at least show up instead?

they're turning planes around in the fucking air holy shit
https://twitter.com/ricksilva227/status/857788705486065664

>>123137534

Or we start posting chilling stories and the people there start freaking out and go crazy and make things worse for themselves.

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IMAGE OF CO-ORGANIZER ESCAPING THE SCENE, CAR SAID TO BE LOADED WITH CASH AND STOLEN ITEMS

>>123135882
FEMApalooza

>>123137265
holy shit lmao

>>123137468
He did the research, bless up anon

>>123137265
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D

>>123137265
A big guy?

>>123137681
>ended 1 hour ago

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>>123135675
>no phone
>no passport
>how do I weapons?

>>123135309
>paying money to be concentration camped

Must be a Yurocuck thing eh?

Quick rundown for anyone interested:

>millenials get tricked into spending 50k on a music festival
>no alcohol, sent on a trashy 737 with nothing but a bag of chips
>have to pay 22 bucks for a thing of coke and rum
>have to sleep in damp emergency fema tents
>miami planes being sent in to "rescue them"
>locals taking the opportunity to rob them at gunpoint under the guise of "security"
>Ja Rule immune to prosecution under Bahamas law

AM I MISSING ANYTHING?

>>123135882

millennial woes

>>123137730
HE CAN'T

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>>123137730

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/pol/'s got this

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HE WASNT LYING

https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680eqg/tents_are_burning_someone_raided_the_bar/

https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680eqg/tents_are_burning_someone_raided_the_bar/

https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680eqg/tents_are_burning_someone_raided_the_bar/

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>>123137730
HE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH IT!

>>123137730
kek

Ja Rule is playing fucking 1488d Spanish 21. This nigger just rounded up a bunch of spoiled/retarded millennials and is probably getting them hauled off to a literal death camp (if the festival itself isn't a death camp already). He may be my favorite nigger now.

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>google "fyrefestival"
>blink-182 cancelled their appearance
>they're still on the website line-up

how fucking shady is this shit

>>123137759
this is pretty good

>>123137265
Nice try, false flagging faggot. Was a good kek though.

GET IN HERE
E
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H
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https://www.pscp.tv/w/1YqKDwvLzVYxV?q=+Fyre

https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680m89/reports_coming_in_from_someone_at_fyrefestival_of/

Lmfao you trollin' niggaz

>>123137759
Underrated

>>123137875
>>123137829
You forgot
>angry partygoers begin going full hunger games and make weapons/burn shit

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>>123137759
Perfect

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>>123137915

also the customer service line is

401-753-FYRE (3973)

>>123137985
it ended an hour ago fgt

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THE REDDITOR NIGGER WAS FUCKING TELLING THE TRUTH

THEY ARE BURNING THE PLACE DOWN

>>123137985
nigger it's not even live, fuck off

>>123137345

accurate

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>>123137875
BURN BABY BURN

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>>123137468

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>>123135309
>Dashcon
Thank you for reminding me of that

>>123137875
I guess the fire festival is starting now heh

>fyre festival catches on fire
Kino.

>>123135309
im just giving the best advice I can on leddit

r/fyrefestival/ for imediate lulz. Only time i think a leddit account is worth.

MOLOCH DEMANDS HIS SACRIFICE. THIS IS THE PRICE.

THE RITUAL SACRIFICE OF THE CHILDREN OF THE ELITE SHALL BEGIN WHEN THE MOON IS AT ITS PEAK.

TEAR THE FLESH, DRINK THE BLOOD, THROW THE BONES TO THE WILD PIGS AND PLACE THE SKULLS AT THE BASE OF THE ALTAR OF MOLOCH.

ONLY THE FIRSTBORN WERE SELECTED AND INVITED. THE FIRSTBORN ARE THE PRICE.

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EVERYONE BE READY FOR THE DEATHMARCH— I MEAN FITNESS BOOTCAMP TOMORROW MORNING

GET SOME SLEEP!

>>123135309
Hey guys, there's a lot of fake news going around about this, and it's predominately being posted by /pol/sters.

Please stop; it's clear your accounts were made recently and you're just spreading lies. I know it's fun, but it's dishonest and ruins the enjoyment of a legit happening.

>>123135309
>What happened?


>Island
>private armed non-English speaking security (they probably speak English just fine.)

How could this end well? Pretty much could end up like that Farcry 3 game!!

>no beer because they did not order it in time

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>>123138160
>Swimming in a sea of piss and balls.

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Holy shit this is amazing.

>>123135634
>Ja Rule's Bahamian FEMA concentration camp
Ja Rule's Bahamanian FEMA concentration camp is a microcosm of planet Earth (your life) - GET IT! The commercial made it look so fun & nice!!!

Reminder this is going to be an annual event, where do you guys think it's going to be next year, in the Congo? Maybe Syria?

>>123138250
check the other threads u cuck
>>123115865
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/123135309#top
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/123129965#bottom

>>123137265
>get sunburnt
>get pain meds
100 bucks say its an amerifat

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>>123138250

>being this unaware of memetics

the more you repeat it, the more likely it is to happen young one

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1YqKDwvLzVYxV?q=+Fyre

check it out, guys are flipping out

>>123138250
I agree, first time a happening has appeared in a long time, and angry bois are ranting about how a show light is a fire from a ransacked bar

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fucking morans

>>123138236

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4

morning wake up call tomorrow.

>>123137624

fantastic

>>123138236
NO FUCKING WAY!!! Hahahahahahaha! Holy shit this is the best festival ever.

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Just to orient everybody

>>123138300
Fuck off namefag

>>123138302
Holy fuck what. I didn't think this could get worse but no alcohol is a fucking joke

>>123138236
>Yoga 11:00-12:00
>Treasure Hunt Into 11:45-12:00

This ain't addin' up

>>123138404
streams ended but its still pretty funny commentary from that guy

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>>123137875
>>123137829
Tfw you realize all it takes for rich liberals to go full RaHoWa is a lack of reasonably priced alcohol and luxury food

>>123136142
This

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>>123137468

Did more reading up/catching up. Seems the common tie with everyone involved is going bankrupt.

Ja Rule filed for bankruptcy and went to prison for a couple of years in 2011 onward

Kendall Jenner's holdings and partnered people have filed for bankruptcy

and Billy's side project Spling was not exactly performing the best financially.

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>>123138236
and then meditate for an hour over what stupid fuckheads you all are

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>>123138250
>/pol/sters

>>123138236
>Morning Yoga
Cultural enrichment.
>Fitness Bootcamp
Chase whitey.
>Meditation
Kneel and cry at gunpoint
>Yoga
More cultural enrichment
>Treasure Hunt Intro
Give up your wallet, cellphone, passport and girlfriend.

I just wish I was there, sounds like a habbening...maybe we can create habben fest

>>123137985

not live is it?

>>123138371
I don't want to see a bunch of white americans wind up sex slaves for a bunch of niggers.

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>>123135309
My sides have left orbit.

>>123138415
>All that shit
>"Not saying it's a scam but.."

Fucking retarded. No wonder why they were able to scam thousands or maybe millions from these people

>>123135882

Congo-chella
Bostwannaroo

>>123138143

Wrong one senpai.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_McFarland_(entrepreneur)

>>123138460
>Roker's Point
I think they meant Riker's Island.

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>>123135730
>bread sandwich
the catering is impeccable

>>123136877
>whoever is behind this ruse is quite good
they nationalized the alcohol.

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>>123135309
fucking millennials are literally such a bunch of fuckups. they are the most garbage generation in recorded history and their antics are like the gift that keeps on giving

literally the court jester of generational cohorts

>>123137681
lol, wannabe hood nigger in the first video, straight up white boi webster in the second

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>>123136038

They better get their shit together quick though. It's clear they're not prepared at all, and they have shit security/no police and a whole fucking island FILLED with white girls. If I was a criminal in the sex trade, i'd be seeing dollar signs right now.

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elegance, sophistication, a premium vip experience

>>123138236
>Treasure Hunt
>they buried designer jeans and expensive watches for you to find
>festival ends up being a reenactment of the day after Katrina
>most valuable treasure on the island is now clean water and food that will not give you dysentery

>>123138250
if people think it's in chaos then they will abandon the pretense of order. This is how the govt escalate or control protests, by putting a few shills in with the mix.

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>>123138004
It really is
>stupid twenty-somethings
>island
>people disappear
Only difference is the nigger doesn't die first, because he is the monster.

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Well, now we know the subreddit isn't a good source for information anymore.

>>123138030
>customer service number is a church

what

Damn, how much of the total pop do you think were on the canceled planes? I can't help but feel we missed out on a greater happening because of that.

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>>123135309
S O O N

>people are finding out is cancelled through word of mouth

this fucking stream

>>123138334

But I still think it's nice and fun, anon.

this is fucking bizarre

if it was entirely a scam why did they set up even shitty lodging and catering?

I like

Ja Rules of Nature

>>123138899
Check the accounts, if they are new it's retarded fuck headed nu/pol/ diluting information

>>123138899

Bullshit it isn't. Normalfags can't shitpost this confirms that this is either a) an isis long con b) beta uprising!!!!!!

desu im jealous that I didnt go

>>123136289
That guy is a fucking genius. Why did I never think of that? Making a credit card that doesn't actually do anything but looks cool?? FUCK, I could've beena millionaire

>>123138236
Scroll down to see if they have mandatory "shower time"

>rich kids having to eat normal food
These rich kids deserve this desu

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>>123138899
>here comes the kingz
He's a the_donald faggot

>>123137730
holy shit kek

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WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?

>>123139041
i like it but you have to understand the reference

>>123138827

Hey, at least they have shitters.

I've seen worse.

>lefties are stupid and trust Caribbeans
They earned this fate. Even the liberals in Florida know better than to sail out there with valuables on you.

>>123139082

It's not even a credit card. It's a sleeve you pay a membership fee for that goes OVER your card.

WTF is going on? What's Dashcon? Who's Ja Rule?

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We have transcended pottery, and have reached something of a higher form. I truly pity the dead, who can not experience this moment in history.

>>123137180

>going to festivals

she deserved it

>>123139031
gotta do the raping out of view of the satellites

>every reddit post is a poltard
Is this event even real?

>>123137265
shes getting BLACKED rn sorry

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>>123137730

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>>123136109
>TFW I only pay $5000 for the sex slave

>>123139031
It wasn't entirely a scam. It was so poorly planned that it appears to be a scam.

SOON.

>>123135675
>passport missing
>We need to form groups
>We need to make weapons

Shit is going to get dire for these spoiled little shits and someone is going to get the shit sued out of them.

>>123139157
Ding ding ding, jesus christ. I guess I will rely on twitter pictures from now on

>Hi! I'm a reporter with Vice trying to get to the bottom of what's going on here. If you're at the festival and having trouble, please contact me at [email protected] thank you!

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>blink182 was supposed to play this festival

HELLO THERE

I MISS YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qulDu0TrC3g

>>123136270
Blink 182 came put with a new album last year with Matt Skiba from Alkaline Trio manning guitar and vocals

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someone link me to the livestream

>the kids that grew up watching survivor have to live
Life is ok sometimes.

>>123139228
But muh electric daisy carnival!

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>>123139299

>>123139178
those will fill up in about 24 hours

>>123136289

kek

>>123136109
were tickets really 10k?! Wow imagine paying that much just to end up stranded on an island while getting your shit possibly stolen

Faggots shitposting on the subreddit ruined it, we need a better source for update

>>123136289
>Credit card for millennials

What the fuck next? Catheters for millenials? Any retard who falls for that or this cultural enrichment island deserves what happens next.

>>123139286
Some /pol/tards are ruining the happening with all this fake forced bullshit

>>123137265
lol, lets just get you some IV hydromorphone for that sunburn

>>123135675
>form a group for safety. Does anyone know how to make weapons?
i can't take this shit
i have tears running down my face
this can't be real
i haven't laughed this hard in a couple months