Almost time for North Korea TV to start its broadcasting day!
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
Join the Chosun.
>>121028404
What is this a Democratic People's Republic for ants?
>>121028573
Ha ha, fuck you too.
It's starting. You gonna watch or what?
>>121029004
Do you think they're damning the American devil interlaced with scenic Korea slide show on the Disneyland music backdrop?
Bump these threads are comfy but I'm going to sleep.
theyre showing the street opening
>>121028404
If war breaks out these threads will literally be illegal propaganda. Just be careful. We are close to being ready to wipe these gooks off the face of the earth.
>>121029858
they have a youtube channel
How did someone even manage to receive this channel?
I hope someone is recording these broadcasts, they may be the last words from a civilization that's about to be wiped off the map. the recordings will be priceless to historians around the world if you're the only one to save them or have the highest quality.
>>121030287
Nork's broadcast via a Thai communications satellite.
>>121028404
i am surprised i saw white and black people there.
this place is just werid what are they trying to do, why does everything revolve around how good it is there ? maybe this is how every country should be ?
>>121028573
they cant afford to make files over 8kb
is anyone truly living in these buildings
In case your CIA approved VLC player isn't working, here's the youtube stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGfqe5__GnI
>>121030700
why is there no people in any of the shots ?
This is highly entertaining.
>>121030821
Gonna take a hunch and guess that they're at whatever rally they're broadcasting right now. Compulsory
Those buildings are basically hollow
>>121030821
>>121030618
We prefer to have every lick of media be about how bad our country is.
why does it look like this being filmed on a sony mavica cira 1995
no cars
>>121031242
yea i am not used to this like in the north korean videos its always showing how good and great everything is. in america its all about how shitty and violent everything is.
>>121031418
HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE BEST KOREAN TECHNOLOGY TRAITOR!
YOU WILL BE REPORTED TO THE MINISTRY OF LOVE NOW!! PRAISE THE DEAR LEADER!
>>121030821
What I wanna know is where are the teenage north koreans.
Do they just hide them?
are those the lyrics on the bottom? are they required to sing along?
North Korea is best anime
>>121031635
Good question
Rosie O'Jung Donnell is one hell of an anchor.
After all these years living under sanctions, north korea still looks like something out of a star wars movie when compared to any african shithole
8/10 would rather live in than Algeria
>>121030783
This woman has a lot of forehead tension. Looks like, at any moment, she could burst into tears.
>>121031832
true dat
>>121031635
they were in the crowd wearing school uniforms.
>>121028404
범프에 대 한 특별 한 프로그램
Too bad that our SK counterparts are too pussy to watch and translate key statements for us
>>121031924
put down the nukes, kim
>>121031924
HI KIM
>>121031924
>special program for bump
What did he mean by this?
>>121031924
>범프에 대 한 특별 한 프로그램
This is pretty good, Kim. I enjoyed the ribbon cutting ceremony.
Can someone please give a link to that ending song. That had me fucking dying laughing
>>121031924
Dennis Rodman wants you to call him
>>121028404
Put on your spiritual armor to stand
against the wiles of the devil.
Their language sounds like a reversed recording.
>>121031924
Nice VPN
>>121032061
>thinking there are best korea VPNs
>>121031979
내 이름은 되지 않습니다 김
>>121032177
oh yeah right, like anyone else in best korea can get on 4chan, let alone have access to the net at all.
>>121032111
You have brought shame to your trips. Learn to use google, americunt.
>>121032050
>>121032177
Translate News for us Imperialists
>>121032177
Are you going to set off a nuke on the Day of the Sun?
>>121032258
내 영어 아주 나쁘다입니다. 번역 빨 아 것입니다.
>>121032258
Best Korea good. Imperialist dogs bad.
>>121032177
당신의 이름은 무엇입니까
>>121028404
Why is North Korean music so good?
When will North Korea win the forthcoming war.
how the fuck i play this in vlc? is the stream down?
>>121032306
You can tell us in Korean
>>121032177
Jong-un-chan!
>>121032375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGfqe5__GnI
>>121032306
태양의 날에 핵폭탄을 시험해 보시겠습니까?
>>121032351
i hope they pull a miracle and survive or counter attack.
>>121032306
can you say hi to leaf
>>121031924
>>121032177
>My name is not Kim
Nice try fatty
>>121032339
박 우. 이름이 뭐에요?
>>121032443
군대에서 하지 메신저
Give a quick rundown on the news for us in Korean
>>121032504
why the fuck would they have question marks in their moon rune of a language
저는 다음 친애하는 지도자입니다.
>>121032577
오, 알았어. 알았어. 북한의 한인 시민이 될 수 있습니까?
>>121032477
안녕하세요 캐나다
Go Go Power Rangers is a fucking Jew.
GTFO YOU FCKING KIKE
DEATH TO ISRAEL
>>121032630
why do they wear western style clothing
>>121032642
잘못 된 문법
>>121032598
젠장, 추락하고있어.
Could anyone of you Koreafags tell me if Jung O Donnell mentioned Trump or America yet?
god the sheer "perfection" of this womans speech patterns are freaking me out. People make jokes about german being an intense language
Doesn't hold a candle to a middle aged NORKMILF
>>121032598
>possibly in contact with nukes
>threatening to bomb worst korea and possibly commiefornia
>trump threatening to glass next Korea if the even so much as do another nuclear test.
이 지금은 구글 번역 스레드입니다
>>121032732
당신의 캐나다 원인
>>121032707
무료 온라인 번역은 한국어를 제대로 할 수 없습니다.
>>121032835
민간인은 평양을 떠나는가?
>>121032791
그건 사실
>>121032177
>>121032306
>>121032504
>>121032577
>>121032656
>>121032707
How the hell is NK allowed to post here?
I am sure I am stupid and falling for a proxy, but if it isn't.....how?
Enjoy it while you can, only eight hours to go until Kim gets wrecked.
>>121032839
>>121032835
>>121032861
>>121032791
English Only USA
English Only USA
English Only USA
>>121032894
Dear Leader knows all, Dear Leader sees all.
>>121032891
I don't speak fucking lines
what are you saying
왜 북한에있는 어떤 십대도 텔레비전에 출연 한 적이 없습니까?
>THE POTATO HARVEST HAS BEEN BOUNTIFUL THIS YEAR
>YEARLY POTATO RATIONS HAVE BEEN RAISED BY 2g
>DEAR LEADER WILL EXPECT BETTER CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THIS YEAR
>DO NOT SEND DEAR LEADER ANY MORE BARKCAKE
>IN OTHER NEWS, OUR YARN PRODUCTION HAS SURPASSED ALL KNOWN WORLD RECORDS
>>121031924
Hey there fat boy
>>121032662
FUCK YOU SHILL KEK
What do
>>121032952
Oh shit...
I gotta stop him before he exposes our war crime denial.
>>121032999
>Checked
>Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGfqe5__GnI
>>121032891
이봐, 내 잘못이 아니야. 나는 한국어를 할 줄 모른다.
나는 문법을 사전에 사과하고있다. Google은 우리에게 친구가 아닙니다.
>>121032999
check the log for details
>>121032999
Watch on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGfqe5__GnI
>>121032999
works for windows media player
>>121032999
Im using Windows media player just fine. I always do in these threads.
>>121033033
Thanks based Merican Anon
>>121033042
I think he was disappeared.
Did you guys see how fast those soldiers were swinging their pickaxes? I'm so fucking scared
>>121033042
칭총 핑퐁
I FEEL SO FUCKING PATRIOTIC HOLY SHIT
Jesus Christ no wonder they're so loyal.
O great Korean workers rise against the imperialist pigs!
>>121032755
>Trump fails to do anything to the Glorious Leader
>has a heart attack in few months and dies like a piece of globalist he is
>Best Korea wins again
>anime for all
>Glory awaits us all soon Anons
>>121033119
하하. 매우 우스운 이야기.
הו, איך אתה יכול לשלוח הודעות מצפון קוריאה, שם הייתי בטוח שאף אחד לא יפיץ את האמת
Why can i say cuck
I'd hit it.
>>121032891
가장 좋아하는 포켓 몬스터는 무엇입니까? 나는 이것과 섹스하고 싶어.
>>121028404
>>121033180
Annnnd just like that, American knelt before the might of anime.
>>121033244
너 바보 야, 너의 파워 레벨을 숨겨라. 이 스레드에는 CIA가 있습니다.
>>121032999
Do "Open network stream"
They are getting ready boys
>>121033187
cuck
Fuck, is /pol/harbor 2 happening?
Inb4 /n/new/pol/ gets deleted again...
>>121032306
Your Korean is horrible, even for North Korean
>>121033333
Watch this be some bullshit
>>121033267
Hey, we're cool right? Forgive and forget?
Why does Kim not simply eat those that oppose him?
>>121033355
Its google translate you idiot. Fuck 'Straya i though you guys were better at spotting the bantz.
>>121033325
أه آسف. أنا فقط مثل سيلفيون
>>121033343
Shut the fuck gringo
>north korean parachute
would you trust it?
I'm honored to be able to view these recent pictures of the Supreme Leader. He is truly majestic.
>>121033526
>>north korean parachute
>would you trust it?
No, fucker will try to spread communism right after we land. Fuck that.
>>121033390
Lemme talk to the Okinawans first, then i'll get back to you.
>>121033445
سخيف فريز.
Everyone is underestimating these gooks
მთვარის რუნები თემა?
Mr.King Kim is on a hardcore bulk.
bet he squats 849kgs without a spotter.
Best Korean Generals do get some big, bad ass hats tho
>>121033639
That is some hardcore shit.
Do you guys think Kim actually browses 4chan?
These soldiers look like Russians from MW3.
>>121033631
Ok i give which Indian language is that?
>>121033680
Yes
>>121033698
>>121032891
proxy trolling.
but if it isn't, pic with timestamp
FUCKING NICE
>>121032891
>>121032861
>>121032791
>>121033325
오늘이 자리에 답장을 하시거나 어머니가 잠을 자게됩니다.
>>121033729
>Dear Leader takes time out of his busy day ruling over Best Korea to grace us worthless NEETS with his presence.
HAIL THE DEAR LEADER!
>>121033723
> ອິນເດຍ
>>121033723
Arabic
>>121028404
Guy on the right needs to take a shit wreely bad.
WTF why can't our news be like this?
Christ this NK bitch sounds pissed. Shes tired of the its happening not happening.
>>121033723
It's either Georgian, Tamil, or Malayalam
>>121033481
Im actually a potato-nigger
Btw:
>>121028404
>>121032306
>>121032339
Hide my ass has a virtual ip adress system (120+ ip block) for north korea so any faggot with a HMA acct and a fortune pass could spoof it easy. They have zero physical presence.
>>121033794
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
Also wow google translate is pretty shit, that took me a full minute to realize what it was.
>>121033680
Of course you silly.
>>121033612
不是当我进入最大的狗屎发布!
I hope that the lads watching are having a chuckle.
>>121033847
انت مخطئ
게임
>>121033794
kek
Anybody else skeptical?
Been on /pol/ 4 years and every spring the norks chimp out with their threats, the outcome every year is disappointment and the Norks recieve foreign aid to shut them up for another year. Is trump gonna play ball with these gooks or will 2017 be the year of the tomahawk for these zipperheads?
>>121033918
Same here. This shit is pretty funny.
>>121033639
truly the most redpilled physique
>>121033639
>I'm cultivating mass bro
>STOP CULTIVATING MASS AND START EXTERMINATING THE IMPERIARIST PIGDARWGS
mfw
Breaking
ACHIMUN PINNARA I KANGSAN
FYI, the current masterpiece was composed by the Supreme Leader himself. He is the greatest composer of all time.
Why when they show their civil-military personal every single on of them is taking notes on a handbook ? They shoved up them in their asses for dear leader ?
oh we get a stage production tonight
is this bitch gonna cry?
>>121033956
Spring is North Korean mating season, they're just hormonal.
This channel needs more cartoons and less crying ladies.
this bitches voice needs to stop
>>121033956
A bit, but the general climate seems to be a lot tenser than previous years, especially with trigger happy trump.
I kind of hope shit does go down, if I'm honest though.
>>121028404
It will go off with a "blast!:
CALL ME KC CUZ IM A LITTLE BUTTERY! LITTLE BUTTERY! TINY LITTLE BUTTERY! OMG IM KC!
Slam poetry?
>>121034167
It did kind of start off in the style of "feminist slam poetry". I got scared there for a second.
>>121028748
Wow, is that Gordon Ramsay?
>>121032351
Wow that picture would make a great stage for remove kebab
>>121028748
is he making omelettes ? holy shit
>>121031924
Fat manlet
These norks harmonize better than Lutherans
>korea's oldest living 35 year old making a speech
>>121034325
https://twitter.com/JeremyKohCNA/status/852687265797099521
>>121033257
John Deere anti-capitalist attachment.
>>121032328
kek
these gooks always sound like they are auditioning for a k-drama. fucking dramatic cunts
There is a lot of dramatic yelling
once one starts crying they all go
>>121034640
looks like a cheap play
Please don't bomb us dumpf :(
Wait, is this the NK equivalent to drama? Standing around in front of mics and just saying the script?
Needs more reaction shots of the audience.
>>121034411
Shit looks cash, 11/10 would chow down
W....was that North Korean Rap?
Is this dude busting out some dope beats for dear reader?
So they only have 3 TV channels. One of them broadcasts part time, one is sports and one is the one we're watching.
No wonder the Jews are fucking mad.
Please stay always Based Best Korea.
admit it, everyone of you are in tears right now
Nuclear blast survivor
I had to quit watching. I could feel my IQ dropping. Jesus Christ what a fucking acid trip NK must be.
>>121034851
haha
NK has the best grills, no need for plastic surgery
Accordion music is pretty solid
>>121032894
Dear leader shitposts here.
Trump turn this pathetic country into a fucking parking lot already. And build a giant tower in the center.
>>121028404
>mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
how come the link isnt working?
well didn't think i'd see this
>>121035149
Drop it into your search bar and it should launch Windows Media Player.
Yay, magic tricks!
>>121035247
What sorcery is this?
>>121035247
>the secret to Best Korea's economy
>>121035149
try replacing mms with rtsp
>>121028404
North Korea is actually more free than the USA if you account for corporate dictatorship
>>121035247
>i call this next trick the Juche Pot of Plenty!
state magic show is pretty awesome
>>121035149
It does, you're missing an awesome magic tricks show.
Their dialect accent is thicc, I like it.
>>121035247
>pulls empty plates out
>>121035336
Never ending supply of buckets
>>121035267
Only because Dear Reader had all the clowns executed back in 96
How many hours until they launch their test nuke?
>>121035461
this
Buckets for Trump's Jewish tears.
>>121035386
>For my next trick I shall make this bountiful spread of grasses and bark disappear!
>*grunting and slobbering noises*
>>121032791
>>121032791
>This is now a Google translation thread
>Written in Canadian
neck thyself, leafy.
>>121035501
fuck off pinko
>>121035461
Nah mate, this stream is their new superweapon.
This show is fucking stupid. I'm jealous of the soldiers who will be fucking blasting these peasants to bits.
>>121035461
they'll launch it tomorrow
Catchy tune
>>121035569
Go cry somewhere else kike. We have plenty of buckets for all of you.
>>121035704
>implying I care what a commie thinks
Anyone got a soundcloud link to that song? Its catchy
this like a shitty school talent show or something
>>121035760
gas yourself
>>121035858
Everyone is but a dumb schoolkid compared to the supreme reader.
>>121035904
why would I do that?
dont worry world, mexico is here to defeat the evil korea.
>>121036008
because you voted for drumph
>they spam comradery as much as Americans talk about Freedom and Europeans about Tolerance.
Music is catchy, desu
We're safe now
>>121036120
You're very suspicious, mexican. Are you sure you're not a spider?
>>121036120
>>121036050
>shifty beaner
checks out
>>121036153
>Drumph
Into the Trash it goes
>{{{ D U B S}}} will say WWIII after nuke test
>all of these reddit posters trying to bash best korea
You have to go back
>>121033257
Advanced warfare
>>121036378
Trips say WW3 before sunrise
Can we sway trump not to bomb NK, I like watching the best TV channel in aall of the world.
>>121036120
Fuck you bean spider
>>121031924
Last chance to get this flag
Didn't this scene begin with telling jokes? Now they're all crying with ominous music. Okay, shooting sounds now. So confused.
Doubles and NK launches the nuke test and shakes Murica to the core while Europe gets raped by Islam
>>121036282
3 more years m8
>>121036222
>>121036233
>>121036239
>>121036676
New spider has found 3 days ago in baja california.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4408398/Spider-size-saucer-discovered-Mexico.html
why do they all use those shakey wavering dramatic voices like they're about to fucking bust into tears? so creepy. please delet
>>121032177
Flag should have a star, not an X, reminds me of Metal Slug
i pooped muh pants
>>121028404
Might aswell watch this communist propaganda garbage, it wont be around much longer.
those do not sound in tune
>>121037000
North Korea actually cares about their nation. That's why they refuse to let corporations enslave their people. America is the least free country on earth. The jews took over long ago.
>>121037000
>implying jewish propaganda you see everyday any better
I think we can all agree Juche is the way to go.
nuke strike locations announced
There are more people watching this stream on youtube than people that own TVs and have electricity in NK.
newest NK navy advancements
>>121037547
QUICK
BRING IN THE RUBBER DUCKY OF FREEDOM
>>121037490
There are not several million people watching the yt stream though?
Win sports thing, get flowers for dead guys
Batman is there
>Even NK state TV pushes multicultrual propaganda
Is nothing safe?
>>121037922
Stop talking bad about our glorious leader.
17:13 right now. 17 mins until nigger bear
>>121038204
Excellent.
the last broadcast of nk
godspeed kim
>>121029858
>We are close to being ready to wipe these gooks off the face of the earth.
A red day and not in the commie way. A glorious day.
Ahhh yeah
top lolis
>>121028404
dokdo, island of corea in south sea
These dancing girls are not animated bears...
Loli Kino
WW3 is about to start and they are showing kids playing the xylaphone, kids dancing...
Is this real life?
Do the citizens of DPRK even know what's happening right now?
WTF seriously?
Dat Piano skillz dough
>>121040215
No it won't start, stop overhyping shit you read on the inter-fucking-net. This whole situation will be defused I don't think they will launch it
Also not a bear but closer
Actually, now that I'm looking at it...
>>121040385
On a national holiday. They won't cuck themselves on the anniversary of their God-King savior to prevent a war they want.
>>121040654
Do you have source/link that they will launch it today/tomorrow?
>>121028404
These are my favorite threads.
How long left till news guys?
the future is so bright General
>>121041208
Like an hour
Military leaders are speaking.
If someone can translate, that would be cool. I'd like to know what they are saying.
>>121041656
Death to white piggu
Bunch of Cucks will feel the wrath of Kim
>>121041712
Clapping is like 20 decibels louder and more sustained now
Peninsula Reunified confirmed
>>121041712
I'm guessing it's something about Kim Jong Un's father, Kim Jong Il. But I have no clue.
>>121031924
why dont you love me
>>121042023
Dear Leader requests a New thread or death to hellfire for your family