/DKPR/ News General: AWAITING FOR THE BROADCAST edition

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Self bump cause IT IS STARTING!

Go ahead and punch that address into your VLC. It's definitely not a video reenactment of lemon party.

>>121027577
Bumping with youtube link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGfqe5__GnI

>>121029029
Is there any tits?

(Do they even have nipples in Best Korea? I know Dear Leader doesn't poop so therefore he has no butthole.)

And we're live!

>>121027577
thats actually very nice voice without the screaming but i like the screming too

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>>121029227
A month ago, the girl in the "North Korean Rocky" (pic related) had a smaller sized pair, but she was overall pretty damn fit.

Sad she lost the race at the end. The american profited of her weakness.

They act like nothing's going on, didn't pyongyang get evacuated?

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>tfw your country will never get this close in national pride
also>>121029722
It's south korean lies, to lead the US to bomb civilian occupied Pyongyang

>>121029722
No. That was fake news.

I've always wondered, do north koreans actually love their country? Or do they feel forced? It's hard to get a good understanding of morale in north korea because you can't trust anything western media says.

>>121030180
yes they realy love it, no matter where they live. kim is actually the good guy. degenrates have no chance in NK also weak people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MICvmyNd2pc&t=700s

>>121030180
I think they actually do. My brief interaction with South Koreans made me feel that they are very operatic and emotional, like Italians. Their feelings for their homeland and their society seemed honest and real.

I could be wrong. It could all be an act. But it felt sincere.

is that video of Kim live, about to be assassinated by Navy SEALs any second?

>>121030587
That was yesterday when he went to cut the ribbon for a new apartment building construction in Pyongyang.

>>121030587
Well, I guess it is actually live.

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>>121030180

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>>121031204

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>>121031294

I think only 3 countries left without rotschild bank.

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:3

>>121030412
Worship of state is their religion, apparently.

>>121032432
Is that cutie kitty holding an ICBM on the backpack?

>>121032524
Unlike us in the WEST

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>>121032735
Damn right.

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>>121032713

You guys ever see this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADN0H6MREHA
After 3 minutes they shoot off they missles.

>>121032893
I love the Moranbang band!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I94X0olCU50

here so motivation-

#SaveKim

comfy thread.
North Korea is Best Korea
i need advice, theres a rat trap on the inner ledge of my front porch because rats have been using the power line to get in my attic. It just went off but it only caught the rat by the gut and its dragging the trap all over the concrete. What do i do?

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>>121033553

>>121033615
smash it with a bat

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>>121032893
ho men....stop this you make my cry again

i cant listen to them without tears...

>>121033733
eww no. my hubby wont be up for another 2 hours and i hate hearing it squeal.

>>121033733
would pouring bleach on it do anything?

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>>121033615
give it to a cat.

>>121033615
throw it off the balcony.

>>121034077
No cat. i was hoping for a non bloody way to finish it off.

>>121034024
better to drown it in a bucket of water

>>121034237
give it to a cat you know then.

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Think Kim will die on his own or do I have to get a shovel and bucket?

>>121034946
i'd rock that chair right over its head and crush it

>>121034946
pls dont ;_;

>>121035108
gonna pick him up with a shovel and put him in a bucket of water. right now hes just suffering and squealing. thanks guys
Your regularly scheduled propaganda will now resume. Long live the other Kim

>>121035425
k

>>121035425
that would be best

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Shit just got serious.

>>121035425
use the shovel to finish him off. Give him a quick honorable death. Let him take his place among his ancestors.

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>>121036889
>tfw no medals

>>121027577
Wow, this is some cringe shit.

I wonder if this is going to get jammed when the invasion starts.

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Holy fuck it just turned into a 70s tokusatsu seies theme song.

Okay, the song they're doing now sounds more like something for a football marching band.

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NEWS TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

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HOLY FUCK look at what these guys did with trees!

>>121037535
you're looking at the north korean navy

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Fuck yeah! Newspaper time!

>>121029184
audio on this is too quiet

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Oh shit, looks like there may be a happening on the horizon.

Why is this fucking old lady talking forever? Learn to entertain. This is perhaps the most boring news I've ever seen.

>>121039020

It's not news. It's a public announcement. She's reading the statement of the DPRK Peace and Reunification Committee Chairman.

FUCK YEAH CARTOONS

NO! It's fucking just an educational show!

those kids look happy as fuck

Wholesome Values Kiddie Time

are those laptops from 06?

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Oh shit it's a niggabear book.

>>121039073
Alright, but it was still the most boring thing I hae ever heard. At least it's something stimulating on now. Is this "NK got talent?"

What with Koreans and accordions? Is it a Marco Polo influence?

North Korea training elite ping pong team to take over the world of table top sports

how many times was that girl beaten while playing

Thanks, /pol/ now i watching north Korean TV. It's so weird to hear after kpop.

>>121039731

Clearly not enough.

>teary eyed western pedos looking at all the young people whose futures they will never ruin
haw haw

theyre like little goslings

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Why do I get the feeling that those little girl pageants will get super popular in North Korea after the liberation?

Man, this is great. Back in the 90s my dudes.

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It really makes you think

The national Who's Gotten the Most Beatings Competition

Wow this is my jam

Murican fireworks when?

>>121040449
Trump dropped one of the MOABs on sunni goatfuckers in Afghanistan to make sure they were not past their expiration date. Now they he knows they still work he will be dropping all of them on kim's fat head.

>>121040449
MOAB (mother of all bombs) largest non-nuclear warhead in our arsenal with a payload of 21,000 Kilograms. Its an instant Mushroom cloud without the messy radiation. Only America with a military budget larger than the following ten biggest countries combined would build such a monstrosity.

Your gonna see some pretty spectacular fireworks.

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>>121027577
>Clapping Intensifies

are they preppin' for war

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>Your audience will never be this aesthetic

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>>121042985
>>121042985

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https://twitter.com/ootyan_530/status/852823467149803521

WW3 IMMINENT

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>

Will war actually happen?

I really hope so :3

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>>121043554
Pray to dear leader for a happening

>>121043425
Oh boy. Korean War 2.0

>>121043734
https://twitter.com/TheSaintsWatch/status/852824808148549633

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>>121043058
>strengthen sanctions on the tortoise trade
>twitter-trained orangutan president himself
>DPRK will correct that using nuclear weapons
>reduce morbidly obese fat to ashes

Why would anyone want to silence this litany of lulz?

I cant get the stream to work on VLC, mac. I want better audio but it wont open

Chosun is lagging boys, happening imminent

>>121044158
runs OK on my mac.

MANZE

MANZE

MANZE

Best part of the broadcasts short of the synchronized gymnasts

communists have the best music

>>121044305
>owning a mac in the year of our leader and not a pyonyang 5000

heresy

>>121027577
are we required to sing along?

>>121045460
you don't?

FRY FRY GRORIOUS ENGORGED TORCH OF LIBERTY FROM ZIONISM

>>121033615
let it suffer and bleed out as a message to the rest of them.

then douse it with cat urine

Pyongyang actually looks nice

ITS KIM!!! IM SO HAPPY

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>>121043425
Here we go...

is there live stream?

>>121046431
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun

>tfw not Pyonyang elite living in comfy anime city

>>121046431
https://youtu.be/zGfqe5__GnI

>>121046431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGfqe5__GnI

BEST KOREAN LIVE STREAM

>>121047417
this is what i'm seraching for

Why doesn't north Korea just detonate a nuclear warhead under seoul from one of there tunnels.

>>121043425
If this is correct then ceremonies started about half an hour ago.
They will probably cap things off with the nuclear test.
Then a spectacular fireworks show courtesy of the USA.

>>121048034
Because it would be like firing a nuclear gun into North Korea, it wouldn't vaporize the earth like you think.

>>121030180
The only person that I wish I could have asked was my grandfather since he served in Korea. But he's long gone.

last 2 are my chance of getting a NK waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIt-MlNvx9k

>>121032432
Fat little motherfucker. If he weren't so damn mean, he'd be cool.

>>121033007
I wouldn't trust a little girl that knows how to cook domesticated animals 50 different ways.

>>121047911

Who is really in control of North Korea?

Wish i knew what they were saying

>>121035017
Mexico no chill